"Let me show you the automatic safety sensors"
2603 upvotes
107 comments
un0m
1 week ago
"Let me show you the automatic safety sensors"
elliecot
272
1 week ago

Why on earth would you choose to stick your head in there and not an arm or something

SpineEater
82
1 week ago

For money

_AlreadyTaken_
44
1 week ago

Classic sales tactic. Always stick your head out.

Berocraft77
1
1 week ago

What if it's an Ad about Butts ?

BAMFer001
26
1 week ago

A kid could do that. That should be part of their testing procedures and there's no excuse for this happening.

BradCOnReddit
35
1 week ago

You're right. This should only be tested on children.

Beardie-Boi-420
3
1 week ago

slice

Flomo420
3
1 week ago

You're a sick guy, Brad.

Tallonius
3
1 week ago

They obviously failed to sharpen the door properly!

TJ_McWeaksauce
6
1 week ago

Or his dick.

CroCopsLeftLeg
3
1 week ago
Beardie-Boi-420
1
1 week ago

Wouldn’t get in though, he would have to put his whole body in

retrospect10
5
1 week ago

His stuck his head in but went further by offering the soft tissue of his neck. No less, he did this at the wrong juncture where the body changes from glass to sheet metal, affecting the pressure dynamics.

fernguts
3
1 week ago

^ this guy sticks body parts in automatic doors

Fanatical_Idiot
1
1 week ago

Gotta make it look like you're confident. The more confident you look in the product, the more it sells it. Unless it goes wrong, obviously.

Briantheboomguy
242
1 week ago

I’m sure he must have been terrified so I slapped myself for laughing at the last frame.

jerfk_
77
1 week ago

When he realized he’s stuck he said “Wrong car!!!”

CheshireCaddington
8
1 week ago

Why were they going so fast for that demonstration? Was that really necessary lol.

tekmologic
1
1 week ago

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!

tonyyyz
120
1 week ago

Those Chinese safety features are ahead of the game

JoeZephyr
34
1 week ago

A head you said?

tjm2000
12
1 week ago

To shreds you say?

jeronisaurus
6
1 week ago

How's his wife holding up?

StarOfADiamond
1
1 week ago

Still alive you are?

WaleyLP
2
1 week ago

B head

leeeee808
-14
1 week ago

r/punpatrol Stop right there and come with me, you’re under arrest

AzorackSkywalker
25
1 week ago

Jesus, for “ahead”? You are really sticking your neck out there on this one.

Doom_Marine2149
5
1 week ago

I thought the pun patrol thing was just a meme, but 12+ people downvoted that.

Wtf?

EVILGR33NRNGR
5
1 week ago

Some people just really hate fun I guess.

flyinglawngnome
3
1 week ago

Someone once commented that they think reddit has some form of herd mentality at sometimes. When they see someone who only has -1 downvotes for something not even that bad, others may downvote as they assume the comment is inherently bad.

Essentially in their head they are going: "Hey guys, look at me, I totally downvoted this guys comment like everyone else!" However no one is there and we are all just anonymously posting on a website.

Doom_Marine2149
1
1 week ago

That has a lot of truth to it, yep.

AlbertFischerIII
1
1 week ago

It’s the fucking worst.

the-senat
1
1 week ago

I downvoted because I dislike r/punpatrol

I_iz_narwhal
1
1 week ago

I dislike what they stand for. But i appriciate them archiving these important moments in Reddit history.

seulrenity
60
1 week ago

Not going to lie, for some reason I expected his head to just pop off. The cut to him just sitting with a neck brace was pretty funny. Thankfully it wasn't graphic. Some users really need to put up warnings sometimes..

Javstometrist
53
1 week ago

This was actually intentional, China is implementing a new population control technique

lukibunny
11
1 week ago

Funny thing is China is actually trying to get the younger generation to have kids cause their workforce is getting too old.

Fenizrael
4
1 week ago

“Are they willing to intentionally risk their life by testing the safety features on machinery with their own body parts?”

AlbertFischerIII
2
1 week ago

The correct answer is: “if the government tells me to, yes.”

Neil-H
2
1 week ago

The door has an in-built social credit sensor as well?

zxkofziu
1
1 week ago

a

TheHaleStorm
1
1 week ago

The concentration camps are not doing the job fast enough?

TrixForKidz
15
1 week ago

old but gold

bangkokhooker
10
1 week ago

F

Flerken_Moon
2
1 week ago

F

SpookyCat2
2
1 week ago

F

hazzbazzy
1
1 week ago

F

crg057
10
1 week ago

he couldn't have just held his arm in there? It would get the point across just as well, and he even has a dark shirt on that he doesn't have to worry about getting dirty.

ciknay
8
1 week ago

I recently saw a video on here where a company selling bullet proof glass for cars testing the glass. With an AK47

With the CEO in the drivers seat.

If I was in the market to buy bulletproof glass, that's the company I'd get it from.

jixxor
1
1 week ago

Why? They can just as well use a very different material when doing such testings. Might not be the product you get in the end :D

RYRK_
1
1 week ago

You think a corporation would lie to the consumer!?!?

God4wesome
4
1 week ago

I find that in marketing you have to be a little extreme to really get the point across. I remember a story about a guy selling plexiglass for office buildings, and to prove its strength he rammed into it at full speed. Nothing happened. The investors were intrigued, and thus he rammed it again, just like the first time the glass didn’t break. Instead the glass popped straight out of the frame, and sadly the man took a fall from the 20th floor. But I’m sure that stunt proved the glasses strength without a doubt

Poops__
2
1 week ago

Wait... he still needed to convince them of the glass although he already installed it? I am so confused rn

God4wesome
5
1 week ago

I found an article, I got a few of the details wrong

“ For motivations that remain unclear to this day Hoy had apparently developed a fondness for showing off the tensile strength of office building windows (and/or demonstrating his fearless trust in that aspect of building design) by running and hurling himself at window panes in front of onlookers, who would watch a stunt that always ended with Hoy’s bouncing off of the window panes, leaving both glass and lawyer unharmed. On a fateful day in 1993, however, Hoy attempted his feat in front of a group of prospective legal apprentices with disastrous results: Apparently the first attempt came off as usual with Hoy harmlessly rebounding off the window, but when Hoy threw himself against the pane a second time, it popped out of its frame and sent Hoy fatally tumbling 24 stories to the courtyard below.”

crg057
2
1 week ago

rekt

AlbertFischerIII
2
1 week ago

I wonder how many of the interns came back the next day.

CplSoletrain
1
1 week ago

Their dumbest boss fell out of the window. Onviously it got a lot micer to work there afterwards

4gen7-smith
1
1 week ago

My old work place had a mice problem once.

crg057
2
1 week ago

yes of course the demonstration should be memorable, but do you really have just your head inside a closing door ever? The arm is much more likely, shows you have the same amount of trust in the feature, and doesn't look quite as stupid as having that thing pinch your neck. I have this feature on my car (different brand though) and it does require physical contact with something before it stops opening--it's not a motion sensor that stops it or anything.

Also, if he is only holding his arm in, he can smile to show that it doesn't hurt.

yoyoq12
1
1 week ago

or a clipboard or something not alive?

crg057
1
1 week ago

I think putting a part of your body in is a good show pf confidence for the car but yes, anything but your head or your nutsack would be advisable.

yoyoq12
1
1 week ago

do a trial run with the non-living object before cameras are rolling ?

kerelexiix
7
1 week ago

He kinda looks like Elon Musk, is he the Chinese knock off version ?

monokambs
4
1 week ago

except everything he creates ain't that reliable as expected

kerelexiix
2
1 week ago

Exactly 😂

newsifried
2
1 week ago

I thought it was Elon when I saw the thumbnail.

EVILGR33NRNGR
1
1 week ago

Made-in-Taiwa-lon Musk.

Psych0matt
3
1 week ago

This will Never not be funny

imbrownbutwhite
3
1 week ago
OnlyJoyOnlyAnguish
2
1 week ago

China

Kaiosama
2
1 week ago

These new mortal kombat graphics keep getting more realistic.

Federico_Rosellini
2
1 week ago

Let me show you how big of an idiot I am ...

wallieburger
2
1 week ago

Pretty fake, you can see him pulling the door back into his head as it tries to back off

_AlreadyTaken_
2
1 week ago

"Shit, this one had the guillotine option."

TJ_McWeaksauce
2
1 week ago

I was expecting an edit to the elevator death from Final Destination 2, or some similar scene.

cmac_42
2
1 week ago

There isn't a no part of this

cdormer
2
1 week ago

It's a Chrysler Pacifica entirely made in US. Not a malfunction it just hates Asians.

orionterron99
1
1 week ago

Someone give Trump this van.

HairsprayInMyAss
1
1 week ago

Hurr durr. Trump bad. Me want hurt orange man.

orionterron99
1
1 week ago

I mean... indo. But this is more just to watch the worlds biggest buffoon be a buffoon

IssThissLoss
1
1 week ago
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1 week ago

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Sterbenzh2
1
1 week ago

Ha

FredTrump3
1
1 week ago

LMFAO!

idma
1
1 week ago

Asians

BurningBuilding911
1
1 week ago

We you tell a lie so often you start to believe it.

Ben_CartWrong
1
1 week ago

Someone stole your post and put it on /r/yesyesyesyesno and for triple as many upvotes.👩‍🚒

dsguzbvjrhbv
1
1 week ago

What does the door have a motor for? It would be quicker and more convenient without

kelik1337
1
1 week ago

why is there a fucking volume slider on this SILENT VIDEO

Vintage_Cosby
1
1 week ago

Is this Asian Elon Musk??

Xelexf
1
1 week ago

Dude, that's a deal breaker.

woodencyclone
1
1 week ago

Chinese products being shitty and faulty, that's refreshing.

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1 week ago
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BiFelicia319
1
1 week ago

Am I the only one who half expected this to go all Final Destination on him?

Hmmworstenbroodjes
1
1 week ago

Is it just me or does this guy look like the Chinese Elon Musk?

ChakaZG
1
1 week ago

So it works well, it will decapitate slow and stupid intruders.

lancetay
1
1 week ago

AI will be the death of us all.

blackniggabigdick
1
1 week ago

Asian Elon Musk looking ass

hobnailboots04
0
1 week ago

Eron Tesra

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-39
1 week ago

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Ttoctam
19
1 week ago

C'mon mate, it's 2019.

RysSelvas
1
1 week ago

What’d he say?

Ttoctam
4
1 week ago

Cannot remember exactly. Just some pretty standard low effort racist stuff. Ching chongs and the like.