Just a crumb please?
2122 upvotes
61 comments
TrashNamedNoah
3 weeks ago
Just a crumb please?
Cream1984
379
3 weeks ago

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

rockbud
49
3 weeks ago

You've done this before.

Gekko12482
40
3 weeks ago

It's a copypasta

home-land-security
23
3 weeks ago

The copypasta has done this before

nikhilbhavsar
5
3 weeks ago

copypastaception

maximum_biscuits
152
3 weeks ago

"girls are better at everything"

Peeing while standing up - "am I a joke to you?"

R4CDIKAL
30
3 weeks ago

Women can do it to. Not without a gadget, but they can.

MooKk
14
3 weeks ago

cant you just stand over the toiler? sorry I dont know how that works.

chilibreez
13
3 weeks ago

Dude here. Our pee comes out in a nice organized spiral; that's actually a built in feature designed to clean things out after sex. We're much less likely to get a UTI than women, who have a shorter tract and no neat spiral feature.

So. Standing over the toilet is possible, just probably messy.

JayPlaysBeamNG
2
3 weeks ago

Huh. TIL

yoyohayli
5
3 weeks ago

TMI incoming:

When I pee, it tends to dribble everywhere due to my labia. The pee stream will want to cling to nearby surfaces, so it ends up getting kinda all over down there.

AlexaGlazkov
12
3 weeks ago

Actually we can do it without a gadget. Just not very well. Like not very well at all. Or at least from my experience.

TitsOfPromethea
2
3 weeks ago

We don’t need a gadget. Well some do

XXbeth_valentine_Xx
2
3 weeks ago

I mean I can pee standing up no gadget but I have do this trick and it’s ridiculous.

5MinutesIsAllItTakes
1
3 weeks ago

I'm going to just say this. Women can pee just fine standing up. They just need to pull their labia apart and put a finger right above the urethra and pull up towards their belly button. This will make the stream clear everything. It takes practice but it can be done one handed. Recommend trying in the shower first.

Mandatory I am a guy, but I have heard this works from female friends

BananaBarfer
92
3 weeks ago

Not to be super duper mega controversial, buuut. If that was the case, trans "women" wouldn't be dominating women's sports, now would they? Also Bruce Jenner won some sort of best woman of the year award.

401LocalsOnly
25
3 weeks ago

“Oh, Caitlin Jenner? She is stunning and beautiful.”

edman79
14
3 weeks ago

And brave

ThisIsNotAMeme420
2
3 weeks ago

South Park?

401LocalsOnly
2
3 weeks ago

Stunning and brave.

warnerrr
62
3 weeks ago

Judging by the eyelashes, the photo filter, and the ridiculously oversized headphones, gonna go out on a limb and say her stream screen real estate is 85% her webcam, 14.9% donations/follows/subs, and a measly, some might even say a mere crumb, of 0.1% of the screen is focused on game play itself.

And, straying further out on the aforementioned limb, she plays a healer.

Terribly.

Futureman999
17
3 weeks ago

the photo filter

Silicone Sex Doll Filter 99¢ at the App Store

rockbud
13
3 weeks ago

Good, I'm not the only one that thought she looks like a Real Doll

CrotchGame
5
3 weeks ago

Wow i didnt know that exists

SageBus
2
3 weeks ago

I need to buy one of these, stat. Good find!

Gundabadguy
2
3 weeks ago

Happy cake day!

arbiter6784
61
3 weeks ago

Uh-huh. That’s why CS has women-only tournaments right, to keep them from destroying everybody else in the open circuit?

iambrucewayne1213
21
3 weeks ago

Recently the women-only Besiktas team played against Avangar who are #9 in the world and they won 16 rounds to 2 with the best player on Besiktas being the male coach who was standing in for one of the women who had gotten sick.

DutchWarDog
1
3 weeks ago

The stand-in, Blackie, isn't their coach. He's a player for the Dutch team Asterion

iambrucewayne1213
1
3 weeks ago

Oh my bad, I thought he was the coach because usually the coach stands in for teams in that situation

agatgfnb
9
3 weeks ago

If you have time for the full read, link

Parraphrasing to hit points, "Williams sister announced they could defeat anyone top 200 ranked. The 203-rd ranked heard and set a day. The morning of, he played some golf, then went to the court. He smoked and drank beer during changeover and didn't look like an athlete. Braasch led 5-0 over Serena before winning the set 6-1, and then posted a 6-2 set victory over Venus."

BenardoDiShaprio
20
3 weeks ago

Thats a real girl? Looks like a freaking barbie doll.

IXseed
14
3 weeks ago

Gotta say

Did you tho?

kneus69
12
3 weeks ago

Ah yes that is why esports are dominated by male players right?

Terminat0r44
10
3 weeks ago

remember that time where a FULL team of Pro Girl CS players were pretty much annihilated by some regular Joes? Pepperidge Farms remembers...

RocketTails
2
3 weeks ago

Nvr4get Team Siren.

Reddditboi
7
3 weeks ago

Love how that’s statistically false for the video game part knowing 90% of esport players are male. Don’t get me started on physical sports

bigchungus360420
5
3 weeks ago

Why does she look like a sex doll

CrashTestJesus
4
3 weeks ago

For a few seconds i thought this was a picture of a realdoll with a headset on.

kartay58
3
3 weeks ago

"Dignity! Dignity for sale! It'll only cost u an aknowledgement that I exist and a continous friendzone!"

boiledcarrot
3
3 weeks ago

Pretty sure thats a dude might just be me

ailaiktiddies
3
3 weeks ago

Is she wearing a mask?

R4CDIKAL
1
3 weeks ago

This guy is the stupidest white knight I've ever heard of. You can't say females are better in everything, cause there will be a male person who's better than her. On the other hand there are many women who are better in things than man, but that's unimportant cause where I live there is no equal payment for the genders. ^

herewhereeverywhere
1
3 weeks ago

But girls suck at most video games apart from connect 3 ones.

Moostache7
1
3 weeks ago

Everything, huh? That include

suggin diq?

Yiannis128
1
3 weeks ago

Including sucking dick, but he wouldnt know that with all the white knighting....

BLITZ-KREIG
1
3 weeks ago

i call bs over the because ur a girl you suck at gaming like eh?

sushiboi96
1
3 weeks ago

I think my ex has a negative k/d in cod zombies

helm-
1
3 weeks ago

Right that's why women pioneered mankind into the industrial revolution, single handedly developing the technology needed to create weapons, tools and new ways of life. Not to mention women being responsible for the creation of the modern super techno-utopia with no crime where everyone is equal.

MrSnoopy69
1
3 weeks ago

That ain't no girl wtf

isabelleeve
-2
3 weeks ago

The real sexism is in the comments

Salticidae867839
-53
3 weeks ago

“Just a crumb please” The meme is long dead and now you’re pissing on its corpse. Try rubbing your brain cells together and coming up with something original

foamsocks
36
3 weeks ago

Just a crumb please?

CrowdControi
22
3 weeks ago

Just a crumb please?

Big_Dan69
16
3 weeks ago

Just a crumb please?

StefAn_Kende
17
3 weeks ago

Just a crumb please?

wai_yu_do_dis
15
3 weeks ago

Are you the guy from the screenshot? Did you get any crumbs?

UrbulGroOrkulg
6
3 weeks ago

A molecule at least?

workredditme
15
3 weeks ago

Just a crumb please?

PocoGoneLoco
8
3 weeks ago

Just a crumb please?