Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
You've done this before.
It's a copypasta
The copypasta has done this before
"girls are better at everything"
Peeing while standing up - "am I a joke to you?"
Women can do it to. Not without a gadget, but they can.
cant you just stand over the toiler? sorry I dont know how that works.
Dude here. Our pee comes out in a nice organized spiral; that's actually a built in feature designed to clean things out after sex. We're much less likely to get a UTI than women, who have a shorter tract and no neat spiral feature.
So. Standing over the toilet is possible, just probably messy.
When I pee, it tends to dribble everywhere due to my labia. The pee stream will want to cling to nearby surfaces, so it ends up getting kinda all over down there.
Actually we can do it without a gadget. Just not very well. Like not very well at all. Or at least from my experience.
We don’t need a gadget. Well some do
I mean I can pee standing up no gadget but I have do this trick and it’s ridiculous.
I'm going to just say this. Women can pee just fine standing up. They just need to pull their labia apart and put a finger right above the urethra and pull up towards their belly button. This will make the stream clear everything. It takes practice but it can be done one handed. Recommend trying in the shower first.
Mandatory I am a guy, but I have heard this works from female friends
Not to be super duper mega controversial, buuut. If that was the case, trans "women" wouldn't be dominating women's sports, now would they? Also Bruce Jenner won some sort of best woman of the year award.
“Oh, Caitlin Jenner? She is stunning and beautiful.”
Stunning and brave.
Judging by the eyelashes, the photo filter, and the ridiculously oversized headphones, gonna go out on a limb and say her stream screen real estate is 85% her webcam, 14.9% donations/follows/subs, and a measly, some might even say a mere crumb, of 0.1% of the screen is focused on game play itself.
And, straying further out on the aforementioned limb, she plays a healer.
the photo filter
the photo filter
Silicone Sex Doll Filter 99¢ at the App Store
Good, I'm not the only one that thought she looks like a Real Doll
Wow i didnt know that exists
I need to buy one of these, stat. Good find!
Happy cake day!
Uh-huh. That’s why CS has women-only tournaments right, to keep them from destroying everybody else in the open circuit?
Recently the women-only Besiktas team played against Avangar who are #9 in the world and they won 16 rounds to 2 with the best player on Besiktas being the male coach who was standing in for one of the women who had gotten sick.
The stand-in, Blackie, isn't their coach. He's a player for the Dutch team Asterion
Oh my bad, I thought he was the coach because usually the coach stands in for teams in that situation
If you have time for the full read, link
Parraphrasing to hit points,
"Williams sister announced they could defeat anyone top 200 ranked. The 203-rd ranked heard and set a day. The morning of, he played some golf, then went to the court. He smoked and drank beer during changeover and didn't look like an athlete. Braasch led 5-0 over Serena before winning the set 6-1, and then posted a 6-2 set victory over Venus."
Thats a real girl? Looks like a freaking barbie doll.
Did you tho?
Ah yes that is why esports are dominated by male players right?
remember that time where a FULL team of Pro Girl CS players were pretty much annihilated by some regular Joes? Pepperidge Farms remembers...
Nvr4get Team Siren.
Love how that’s statistically false for the video game part knowing 90% of esport players are male. Don’t get me started on physical sports
Why does she look like a sex doll
For a few seconds i thought this was a picture of a realdoll with a headset on.
"Dignity! Dignity for sale! It'll only cost u an aknowledgement that I exist and a continous friendzone!"
Pretty sure thats a dude
might just be me
Is she wearing a mask?
This guy is the stupidest white knight I've ever heard of. You can't say females are better in everything, cause there will be a male person who's better than her. On the other hand there are many women who are better in things than man, but that's unimportant cause where I live there is no equal payment for the genders. ^
But girls suck at most video games apart from connect 3 ones.
Everything, huh? That include
Including sucking dick, but he wouldnt know that with all the white knighting....
i call bs over the because ur a girl you suck at gaming like eh?
I think my ex has a negative k/d in cod zombies
Right that's why women pioneered mankind into the industrial revolution, single handedly developing the technology needed to create weapons, tools and new ways of life. Not to mention women being responsible for the creation of the modern super techno-utopia with no crime where everyone is equal.
That ain't no girl wtf
The real sexism is in the comments
“Just a crumb please”
The meme is long dead and now you’re pissing on its corpse. Try rubbing your brain cells together and coming up with something original
Just a crumb please?
Are you the guy from the screenshot? Did you get any crumbs?
A molecule at least?