WSB "YOLO King" Lands Interview on CNBC
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613 comments
haupt91
6 days ago
youtu.be
WSB "YOLO King" Lands Interview on CNBC
Dotald_Trump
3912
6 days ago

We laugh but the next actual step now that WSB is going mainstream is actual WSBers on air

starstarstar42
1513
6 days ago

Here's the best part... we'll only identify ourselves on air by our usernames and our flairs will ticker-tape stream underneath our faces during the interviews.

MichaelHunt7
1059
6 days ago

Lol ok Jim here is one of our wall street bets analysts let’s see what uhhh, analfarmer2 has to say about this.

TreacherousDoge
527
6 days ago

I just appreciate that there was already one analfarmer in the world. We got stuck with the autist #2 version

G00DLuck
86
6 days ago

But it doesn't stop there

Dotald_Trump
134
6 days ago
DampogDrom
87
6 days ago

84 days old, 1 karma

G00DLuck
325
6 days ago

Analfarming takes time

PrettyDecentSort
134
6 days ago

itshonestwork.jpg

purplegrapecheese
3
6 days ago

We're planting seeds & it's honest work

YeOleBaz
9
6 days ago

The one true sequel memer

curious_Jo
2
6 days ago

It actually start with anafarmer, than anafarmer1 and we got n.3 in anafarmer2

MandingoPants
141
6 days ago

Well you know, John, shit really can't go tits up. So invest right now.

Money me, money now.

America!

MichaelHunt7
104
6 days ago

Jim Cramer’s show was literally wallstreetbets before wallstreetbets. Full of useless shitpost information for 85% of the program. Made his own catchphrases and sound effects to repeat all the time. Slams buttons and stuff all show while yelling about the bad trades he thinks you could make.

ChefBoyAreWeFucked
35
6 days ago

Was?

kultureisrandy
2
6 days ago

RIP in peace

Loudinside2
16
6 days ago

I don't understand how no one gets mad at him.

There are actual people risking their livelihood in the stock market based on his purposefully horrible advices while he collects endorsement payments behind their back and causing average Joe to lose it all.

MichaelHunt7
8
6 days ago

Yea I agree. But then taking his advice or risking your livelihood on it is a personal choice. The caller segments make me cringe, no way most of them aren’t paid actors or scripted calls lol

Loudinside2
3
6 days ago

Most of his followers are lowly educated or like 40+ year old truck drivers who equivalent being on TV as being knowledgeable. He's leveraging that angle to keep them poor but they still have the same dream of escaping the rat race. Isn't it sad all the hours they work to earn their money is going down the drain because they weren't suspicious enough of Cramer?

ahalffly
7
6 days ago

Ok I got it - it’s boomers wsb.

grubber26
22
6 days ago

It's like Berkshire Hathaway for autists.

itsyadadsdad
4
6 days ago

Yeah but instead of being incredibly profitable off of really smart investments and acquisitions we're unprofitable off of YOLO shots in the dark and incredibly beyond reckless risk tolerance

grubber26
3
6 days ago

The annual shareholder meetings would be interesting. I suspect that it would end with faeces being flung from the stage.

itsyadadsdad
3
6 days ago

Instead of claps and "oooo" and "boo" we'd hear " REEE" and " GGGGGUHHHHHH"

melted_candy
3
6 days ago

chart would look like TVIX everyone knows its headed down and keep inversing but once in a while it magically GUHs up and everyone is back to being broke

Gengar11
57
6 days ago

I can just imagine gachi blasting in the background.

YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD
36
6 days ago

Why am I not surprised to see you here on this sub gengar

Gengar11
26
6 days ago

My old home is more about drama than shitposting so I'm diversifying my karma grounds.

[deleted]
6
6 days ago

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Gengar11
23
6 days ago

Is it modding if you just have more authority to shitpost and ban retards?

13104598210
5
6 days ago

Please, please, I pray to all the gods I don't believe in...let this happen

PlutoTheGod
3
6 days ago

1r0nyman fucking died for our sins. He pioneered the vast lands of robinhood fuck ups

analwidener
2
6 days ago

It would turn out interesting me.

eudaimonia_dc
2
6 days ago

"Well Jim, I am here to say that Trump's tariffs on China have greatly impacted small anal farmers in America's heartland".

Energizer_94
2
6 days ago

I'm dying.

dutchmore7
82
6 days ago

New rule - if you get a flair, you have to get it as a face tattoo

TinFoilHat_9001
147
6 days ago

Shit

SCV70656
21
6 days ago

oof

Lemonade_IceCold
2
6 days ago

big oof

solocupjazz
2
6 days ago

ouch

OzzyBuckshankNA
33
6 days ago

Already got a bear tattoo'd on my ass does that count?

zanyj1
17
6 days ago

Guess it could be worse...

9away
14
6 days ago

whats wrong with pineapple on pizza

zanyj1
16
6 days ago

Absolutely nothing as far as I'm concerned 🍍

goblinpiledriver
10
6 days ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

PartyLife101
8
6 days ago

I want a flare.

dutchmore7
14
6 days ago

It's easy- just put your life savings into a FD

PartyLife101
5
6 days ago

I put $100k in Netflix but you all shit on me for making a small profit.

MaybeICanOneDay
2
6 days ago

Just yolo, 50/50 you own a yacht.

ShopWhileHungry
3
6 days ago

no regerts

goblinpiledriver
3
6 days ago

I better be getting free papa johns for this

pm_me_tangibles
54
6 days ago

I would pay MONEY to make this happen. And by money I mean 1 cent leveraged a few thousand times.

digitalsmear
17
6 days ago

Fucking WHOLE dollars!

pm_me_tangibles
5
6 days ago

Look at you mr big risk appetite with your whole dolla bill yo

AcidCyborg
4
6 days ago

Personal. Risk. Tolerance.

Green_Meathead
7
6 days ago

A few hundred thousand times, c'mon get that week shit outta here

pm_me_tangibles
2
6 days ago

For that I’d expect hookers (to play gamez with me) and coke (a cola).to soothe my nostrilz

Supple_Meme
31
6 days ago

Nothing like having your favorite TV financial analyst being called ControlTheNarrative

SocioButt
19
6 days ago

Guhhh

TinFoilHat_9001
17
6 days ago

Oh god. Some of these usernames would need to be blurred and beeped out lmao

EnronMcWorldCom
13
6 days ago

I suppose I wouldn't be very popular...

d9k6tta1zLboHWaH76
11
6 days ago

My name's gonna be tough to pronounce

Mr_Fury
9
6 days ago

When you bring me out... Can you introduce my as /u/starstarstar42 ?

Y_U_NoCum
6
6 days ago

I needa get me a raunchy ass flair

chefdicktard
2
6 days ago

I would love for someone to call me by my username on the air.

ChadstangAlpha
2
6 days ago

I'm down.

SGR1020
2
6 days ago

I wish I had a flair

Drinkin_Abe_Lincoln
2
6 days ago

I'm down with that!

CadburyChocolateEggs
384
6 days ago

I can only imagine how that would go

Anchor: “So you managed to lose $300,000 over the course of a day abusing a programming glitch on the world’s shittiest trading platform, please tell us... What the fuck were you thinking?”

WSB Retard: “Well, I legitimately thought Robinhood was giving me free money because I started trading 3 days ago on a gambling chat room that told me I literally could not lose. So obviously I bet enough to keep me in debt for the next 20 years. 8/10 would GUH again”

Krillin113
118
6 days ago

Right. And you’re saying you dont want to see that on national television.

Jesus Christ, I blame your parents for not getting you your shots.

CadburyChocolateEggs
101
6 days ago

You misunderstand. I would literally kill someone to see that live on CNBC.

[deleted]
46
6 days ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

woahhhhhhhhh18
2
6 days ago

Exactly. Get $1 million and bet it all.

alwayscomplimenting
92
6 days ago

“Well, have you heard of the famous investing mantra ‘It literally can’t go tits up’?”

NotSureIfSane
3
6 days ago

Only on the beach.

ClefAria
31
6 days ago

8/10 would GUH again

GUHgain*

o_p_o_g
29
6 days ago

I bet enough to keep me in debt for the next 20 years.

I think you mean: I leveraged my portfolio to my personal risk tolerance level.

jedieaston
13
6 days ago

And since it was within my PVT, oh, sorry, for those watching at home that’s an investment term meaning “Personal Risk Tolerance”, there was nearly no issues with me using this free money Robinhood gave me.

GretaTs_rage_money
62
6 days ago

Who needs fucking CNBC anymore. We can get Cramer his booster vaccination and Morgan Brennan all caught up on her vaxxinations and stream that shit 25 hours a day.

Fuck Fox N Friends, Mango is gonna come here where he can grab political correctness by the taint and make fun of retards all day.

por_que_no
52
6 days ago

actual WSBers on air

No way. Josh Brown already called us psychopaths on the air.

veilwalker
25
6 days ago

I don't see a downside here.

The "analysts" that are usually on these shows are sad and generally worthless.

FFS, Cramer has had a show on there for 15 years? What a waste of a time slot.

Don't they have an options show that is dumber than the usual r/wsb comment thread?

ritardinho
2
6 days ago

i give it 1 year tops before they give WSB their own CNBC segment

13104598210
22
6 days ago

WSBNBC

Enlightened_Me
17
6 days ago

GUH

[deleted]
17
6 days ago

[deleted]

DampogDrom
17
6 days ago

How do I short this?

jb0318
12
6 days ago

We could register as a not-for-profit charitable organisation raising awareness for autism. And every part of it would be true.

AcidCyborg
3
6 days ago

Remember when u/haput91 raised money for the Ronald McDonald Foundation?

OP_rah
2
6 days ago

Well, probably not the organisation part...

Fat_Maestro
2
6 days ago

Got an idea on how someone could buy one

ayoitsurboi
15
6 days ago

We actually already have this with the Special Olympics

go_do_that_thing
10
6 days ago

What if everyone pools their money together for one last YOLO

Kryptografik
10
6 days ago

once WSB goes mainstream it's all down hill from there

barnett9
7
6 days ago

Why hasn't there been a community youtube channel yet? Would it be too cringy?

Alauer16
7
6 days ago

First step is normalization. Getting rather close to step 2.

schwabadelic
6
6 days ago

They will be doing interviews shrouded in darkness with the deep voice to protect identity.

Sensible_Thoughts
4
6 days ago

Or our own media. Like a news CNBC money for degenerates where we showcase shit plays.

FatchRacall
7
6 days ago

BWSB? News by retards, for autists?

WayneKrane
3
6 days ago

Should start a network

LUM1N051TY
4
6 days ago

CNBC needs to start linking to WSB, not the other way around. Let's do this, bitches.

BaPef
3
6 days ago

You're out of your element Donnie

drawkbox
3
6 days ago

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Vonmacguyver
2
6 days ago

This fucking name and flair is god damn brilliant. Get this pede a brick!

wreckingballjcp
2
6 days ago

I'll cash out my 401k and invest in that.

feythrowaway
2
6 days ago

Or just our own network.

haupt91
2
6 days ago

I'm working on it

Dotald_Trump
1
6 days ago

I've been thinking about that for a while. But how the fuck would we fund it we all have nothing but losses

feythrowaway
1
6 days ago

Cross proportion with the porn channels

drawkbox
2
6 days ago

Half of CNBC entertainment will be WSBers next year.

Hopefully the same cheesy green screen backdrop and bad audio, and always fucking with Brian.

AdmiralTiberius
2
6 days ago

Have you listened to Robinhood snacks? It's one step away from exactly that

bigswingingchimp
1
6 days ago

Miami. Yup makes sense.

CarlCarbonite
2841
6 days ago

This is like the caviar of shitposts right here.

CadburyChocolateEggs
1126
6 days ago

Locally sourced from our organic, free-range retards

-Hyre
254
6 days ago

Sustainably harvested from a bespoke, artisinal, small, local farm by veteran butchers using ancient revived methods and only the finest hand crafted, vintage tools.

kjc623
79
6 days ago

u forgot the tegridy

currylikethespice
22
6 days ago

Um there's no more tegridy till next season

Self_Blumpkin
8
6 days ago

'sall good. The tegridy Season Finale has a harsh throat hit. I prefer the Thanksgiving Special.

InconspicuousObject
16
6 days ago

No, no I didn't.

PartisanRanger
2
6 days ago

(Que ukulele music)

Novantico
1
6 days ago

Cue*

Waghlon
1
6 days ago

Grass-fed retard, dried to perfection.

BringbackSOCOM2
68
6 days ago

I fucking love that this is one of the last "un pussified" subreddits where we can say whatever we want. Including retard. You bunch of fucking retards.

opinions_dotgov
29
6 days ago

I'm offended... Psych bitch. Fuck your feelings.

BringbackSOCOM2
9
6 days ago

Its the fucking internet how could there be hurt feelings? Close your eyes. I mean come on...

Im not a gen z little kid who grew up entrenched in the internet so I remmeber when the internet and your real life were two separate things. You had to have "thick skin" (not even really though because who cares if some anonymous username you don't know and will never see again calls you "names", it shouldn't have any effect on you) and there was barely any of that PC snowflake shit, nor this "wholesome" shtick reddit seems to be all about lately. The internet was an anarchic lawless land and everyone realized it wasn't real life. I miss those days. These kids nowadays who actually get offended by anonymous internet comments have serious issues imo. They don't separate internet and real life anymore, its the same thing to them. Doesn't seem natural to me.

GooMehn
8
6 days ago

ok boomer

BringbackSOCOM2
3
6 days ago

That's millenial to you youngin. Although I personally feel that millenial is too broad w category and encompasses too many years. Someone born in 81 has had a much differnt life experience than someone born in 96.

IgnitedSpade
6
6 days ago

ok boomer of millennials

PopLegion
3
6 days ago

Well considering millennials and gen Y are the same fucking thing, I have no idea what you are talking about. You're complaining about your own generation homie.

BringbackSOCOM2
3
6 days ago

I really do find it an interesting subject. Such a different perspective on life I imagine. I wonder how it shapes your mind and your personality. Even using the internet must feel different. As i said earlier, its seperated from real life to me. That's just how it was until recently. For younger people there is no seperation and its one in the same. Like a lot of people here on reddit act like we are having a real conversation with each other and should act like we are talking face to face in real life. Like other redditors are their friends. In my mind this is nothing but a message board with a bunch of anonymous users and I will treat it accordingly. Twitter is not real life. Reddit is not real life. What you see on reddit doesn't accurately reflect what the world thinks. Reddit represents a small demographic of 15-30 year old suburban nerdy men for the most part. On top of that subreddits are massive echochambers. Its dangerous thinking to base your real life behavior on what you see on reddit. I mean look at r/relationships or whatever that sub is called.

Vanhandle
50
6 days ago

They're referring to the gas appliance in the kitchen, and how mom lets me use it for free

thicc_dads_club
16
6 days ago

Small batch autism

straight_to_10_jfc
3
6 days ago

Tard to table

gorillamunchies
160
6 days ago

The content this sub is producing is starting to transcend the sub itself

MakeoverBelly
38
6 days ago

Reflexivity. Even autism is reflexive.

JohnnyMnemo
11
6 days ago

I'm long /r/wsb

unsteadied
4
6 days ago

It has for a long time. I don’t understand 90% of the stuff that goes on here, but I pop by pretty regularly because the content on here is usually hilarious.

[deleted]
83
6 days ago

[deleted]

_tx
28
6 days ago

And with well Scotch to go along with it for appearances

TheIceCreamMansBro2
21
6 days ago

*good scotch

"well" is used in other contexts.

/s

OneGarand
2
6 days ago

So you like your steak burnt.

DaSilence
1
6 days ago

So.... you eat stone crab claws, not the legs. And A5 needs to be cooked to at least medium or its kinda gross.

antifrgl01
19
6 days ago

Eaten with the rhino tusk spoon...because metal affects the taste

joeyrb
2039
6 days ago

Now that I know what haupt looks like, I'm not surprised he's good at after effects.

$20 says he's a double major in Film and and Finance at NYU.

chiborg9999
819
6 days ago

Seconded. Probably snorts second hand cocaine from that hipster chick that lives across the hall who thinks she’s Ilana Wexler.

Edit: changed and to who and wanted to say thanks for the sweet sweet karma. Bout to YOLO it all bois this karma train got me feeling some type of way.

JSmith666
173
6 days ago

You mean the one with hairy armpits?

billgatesnowhammies
195
6 days ago

in 2019? that could be fucking any of them

[deleted]
33
6 days ago

The one with pits dyed green

dontforgetthispw
4
6 days ago

Yep, she looks like she's got Billie Eilish in a headlock.

PopLegion
9
6 days ago

Bitches with hairy armpits aren't chilling with guys in 2019

silentsandwich
8
6 days ago

I banged a girl with hairy pits I met at a Halloween party last week.

In all fairness I was dressed like a girl so that might have been why it happened.

Rpark444
2
6 days ago

You sure u didnt bang a guy with hairy armpits dressed up as a girl?

silentsandwich
2
6 days ago

It's 2019, anything's possible.

ComebacKids
10
6 days ago

Riley Reid?

86_TG
2
6 days ago

Source?

FuckoffDemetri
59
6 days ago

Tf is second hand cocaine

sirgaygrin
119
6 days ago

You don't buy your cocaine directly from cartels? Noob

WHO_AHHH_YA
7
6 days ago

No wonder why the coke i get is shit

TheGreatMortimer
7
6 days ago

That’s why you gotta learn some basic chemistry and clean your own coke before you do it.

AcidCyborg
3
6 days ago

Yeah but it's sad learning that you paid $90 for 0.23g

WHO_AHHH_YA
2
6 days ago

I have to play like $350 for a ball of what I assume is 80% baby laxatives

Whaddaulookinat
1
6 days ago

Buy low sell high

sir_richard_head
41
6 days ago

Snorting cocaine off of some guy's boner is an art form. It's hard to not miss a little bit here. You just wipe the boner with some toilet paper and you tear off little bits and pieces of it, shove 'em up your nose and boom... second hand cocaine.

Trak5u17
3
6 days ago

Spoken as if you have experience.

Mike-Green
21
6 days ago

This guy buys coke in a Tampa strip mall

chiborg9999
1
6 days ago

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it bro.

TheJackal3727
21
6 days ago

Why is this so specific

chiborg9999
2
6 days ago

Bruh if I’m on here you already know what I’m up to. Game recognize game

chroner
3
6 days ago

Adderall actually. He said as much a year ago lol

Kaneshadow
2
6 days ago

I think you mean fair trade single origin cocaine

soAsian
117
6 days ago

isn't he a nigh security guard or something?

CharlieTheK
281
6 days ago

The fate of film students without rich families.

freehouse_throwaway
89
6 days ago

well yeah, film student.

dutchmore7
35
6 days ago

could have still gotten a major in Film

Admirnistrator
34
6 days ago

Sounds like BAHHstun

digitalsmear
17
6 days ago

No, it's a fake Jersey accent. He's probably from LA.

BeerMeem
5
6 days ago

Sounds like wants to be.

PM_ME_YOUR_NEE-SAN
17
6 days ago

Or he paid someone of Fiver ::thinking emoji gif::

WaalsVander
14
6 days ago

It’s actually not too hard to just add a background to a well-lit green screen. Like it’s one button.

Also if he went to NYU, he’d know to have an external microphone lol

joeyrb
3
6 days ago

If you look at the reflection of the light in his glasses, it looks like a DIY Kino Flo. He also had to go into AE and cut out the lower thirds layer and place it on top of the video he superimposed on the right side of the screen.

WaalsVander
2
6 days ago

There’s like a button to add lower-thirds in imovie lol

Loudinside2
2
6 days ago

If you look at the reflection of the light in his glasses, it looks like a DIY Kino Flo.

Why are you guys even here? Go be detectives and solve some murder cases, my God.

Notaspooon
13
6 days ago

He doesn't look as autistic as I thought. Still looks bit autistic but dude is almost normal looking.

VTWAX_ONLY_INVESTOR
5
6 days ago

He’s no controlthenarrative that’s for sure.

fucking_jiggers
4
6 days ago

One does not insult the man who discovered fire.

AlHorfordHighlights
2
6 days ago

He looks like Jean Ralphio

dpistachio
5
6 days ago

I didn't expect him to be hot

Pilose
2
6 days ago

hot, creative, funny, technical skills.... I'm skeptical of one person having all of these traits.

Gatorwolf6
3
6 days ago

He's graduating summa cum in his hand

rwwrou
3
6 days ago

$5 that he paid someone five bucks on fiverr to read his script.

Bozhark
1
6 days ago

You mean Paint

buttholeofleonidas
1
6 days ago

I'll double down on that and say he's not either of those.
poly sci major for sure

JohnnyMnemo
1
6 days ago

I'd like to buy a CDS against that bet.

source: I have the Big Short on loop

opiablame
1160
6 days ago

This is next level bro. Are you fucking paying actors to makes memes? Are you acting them out yourself? Either way fucking good job.

KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia
380
6 days ago

I wonder if that was him too or an actor cause that was a good delivery

MakeoverBelly
266
6 days ago

I wouldn't mind this guy fucking my GF behind my back if I was allowed to succ too.

mauimikes
79
6 days ago

No homo right?

MakeoverBelly
61
6 days ago

🌈🌈🌈🌈

🌈🌈🌈🌈

🌈🌈🌈🌈

🌈🌈🌈🌈

winkerback
39
6 days ago

There are no gays here

69SassyPoptarts
30
6 days ago

Lmfao at your flair

NargacugaRider
4
6 days ago

In this sub?! Significant, infinite homo.

Upsideinsideout
2
6 days ago

Oh he did. We all did.

spysappenmyname
36
6 days ago

The audio is shite so I don't think the actor is paid. It's a super cool video tought, and the acting isn't bad either.

haupt91
89
6 days ago

Audio will be better next time.

businessradroach
6
6 days ago

next time? O_O

spysappenmyname
2
6 days ago

If you go for similiar story, you should actually compress the audio to imitate skype/phonecall. In such case the echo is entirely understandable, but in othervice clean audio, it sounds distracting.

my_6th_accnt
27
6 days ago

Bet it was an actor, though who knows.

webass
8
6 days ago

I think he mentioned that he’s black some time ago, this guy doesn’t look very black

SirWigglesVonWoogly
5
6 days ago

I can’t imagine paying for actors but being too cheap to buy a $50 mic so your recording doesn’t sound like a high school film project shot in a bathroom.

opiablame
5
6 days ago

This is WSB mfer, we prioritize our expenses!

seavictory
2
6 days ago

Which is a better investment: $50 for more karma or $50 for a next-day-expiration OTM AAPL put?

Enlightened_Me
525
6 days ago

.....guh

Archer2408
200
6 days ago

"My safe word is Guh"

my_6th_accnt
71
6 days ago

That's my cummie word

soAsian
144
6 days ago

Elizabeth Warren is 1/2024 pure thot.

gwoz8881
38
6 days ago

It’s chief warren to you

HugACactusForLove
10
6 days ago

Yes.

Nukkil
408
6 days ago

Omg when it cut back to them and it still held context I lost it

Your "listening" face is gold

soAsian
389
6 days ago

this dude is how i imagine what 99.99% of /r/WallStreetbets look like. a white dude with a giant glasses.

BothWaysItGoes
225
6 days ago

Nah, he doesn't have social anxiety and his hair isn't greasy.

wsb_mods_R_gay
81
6 days ago

Or over weight

baesex
55
6 days ago

or gay ... unless?

spy400qqq300
36
6 days ago

Haupt91 isn't a mod (yet) so he's not gay

I_am_salad
4
6 days ago

WSB is only gay for pay and their gender is memes.

Credit-Limit
3
6 days ago

😳

Self_Blumpkin
11
6 days ago

and he's not sitting in his room naked with the lights off, clothes all over the floor, dishes piling up on his "desk", piss and shit stains all over the sheets that haven't been washed in a few weeks playing video games to drown out the voices in his head.

Autism's one hell of a drug.

OttoVonJismarck
78
6 days ago

No, I think "GUH" is probably more representative of the g-pop around here: tragically retarded and tragically ugly.

F

iguy22
3
6 days ago

😢

schraubdeckeldose
17
6 days ago

I feel insulted

NCSUGrad2012
15
6 days ago

He’s attractive though.

soAsian
4
6 days ago

you sexy bish.

[deleted]
2
6 days ago

[deleted]

Prodigal_Moon
7
6 days ago

Women don’t like to admit it, but it definitely makes you more attractive if you’ve lost a shit ton of money that you didn’t own in the first place.

kingkonig
14
6 days ago

Hey my glasses aren’t giant

big_gurky
3
6 days ago

[You’re welcome to add them though.

mjtumi
8
6 days ago

Nope, 100 lbs heavier.

iguy22
2
6 days ago

CTN is a better representation

nikolyabelov
2
6 days ago

It’s still buttmunchingly illegal, dude.

Pilose
2
6 days ago

I'm not even a guy and I wish I looked like this dude.

GodEmperorApoII
2
6 days ago

He looks way too normal and functioning. I imagine most """traders""" here look like CTN.

BillyBigBone
1
6 days ago

I don’t have glasses

....

idea4granted
328
6 days ago

Is this the long awaited face reveal u/haupt91?

KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia
239
6 days ago

No it's an actor from NYU

idea4granted
145
6 days ago

Could be both, considering his humor and skills

dekcorts
121
6 days ago

✔ Autistic

✔ Retard

✔ Psychopath

physical-horse
37
6 days ago

I gotta update my resume

fenna_
23
6 days ago

Risk Level: Personal ✔

Dirk_Benedict
8
6 days ago

Looks like he's doing well after getting fucked over by the Zuck, and then getting fired from being Spiderman. Good for him.

bedford899
3
6 days ago

He does look like andrew garfield lol

BossManJohnson
268
6 days ago

Production quality off the charts. Autism may have peaked boys and girls.

Dick_Cuckingham
45
6 days ago

Just like when you bought puts at ATH. It's going to just keep going up.

mortonifi
3
6 days ago

Except the sound quality it sounds like it was shot in a bathroom, or a tiled basement apartment with no furniture (more likely). Echoes for days

Dimeskis
226
6 days ago

I've been excitedly awaiting for u/haupt91's shitpost on all of this...and Youtube won't play it...short $GOOG.

ISICKNEWTON
4
6 days ago

You might as well be a Amish if you short google

HarvardBoi69
201
6 days ago

How’d you develop a strange New Englandish accent halfway through the video that progressively got stronger? Lol

hairytestudo
89
6 days ago
HarvardBoi69
21
6 days ago

Holy fuck, my sides hurt hahaha

Self_Blumpkin
19
6 days ago

ya regurgitate ya gordan wood and how bout dem apples and all dat business

Blesss
3
6 days ago

wait what is this from lmao

remymartinsextra
10
6 days ago

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, the greatest show ever. Do yourself a favor a start watching. It's all funny but finds it's legs in season two.

slipperymop
3
6 days ago

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, the greatest show ever.

...up until season 11, when it suddenly becomes a preachy overproduced show with too much serialization, boring experiments (the trapped-in-a-room episode... fuck) and characters serving as strawmen for writers to mock ideas they don't like instead of just being dumb and immoral losers.

Still, ten seasons is a lot and it was truly great. I can understand not being able to maintain this thing for longer. Also I hope you get kicked in the balls for disliking the first season. There will be no permanent injuries but the kick will be relatively strong

fiduke
2
6 days ago

Im one of the sacreligious weirdos who thought the first season was the best. But still super strong through the seasons.

mouthofreason
2
6 days ago

How's that ass feel!

Rpark444
88
6 days ago

GUHing Elizabeth Warren on a friday night, sweet.

CollegeBroski
14
6 days ago

and somehow ending up with a million dollars accidentally in my account afterwards. Might just GUH again to Elizabeth Warren

_tx
70
6 days ago

OMG I love it.

Everything is wrong with your face

GregEvangelista
63
6 days ago

We have officially moved past the GIFs... And it could not have come at a better time.

spanishgalacian
57
6 days ago

We should flood his Twitter with this video.

jayhilly
8
6 days ago

can we pls

Bull_Market_Bully
49
6 days ago

Funding secured, Long FVRR

minimized1987
44
6 days ago

How much coke did you take before the interview?

MoarGPM
52
6 days ago

W E

H A V E

R E A C H E D

P I N N A C L E

S T A T U S

LefthandedLunatic
1
6 days ago

Not even close

AbeFromanLovesYou
42
6 days ago

WSB can't afford a pocket handkerchief, let alone a blazer

CyberNinja23
13
6 days ago

It’s that piece of dress shirt and tie the school photographer used.

Great_Smells
2
6 days ago

Maybe his mom bought it for him in case of a funeral or CNBC interview

stormwillpass
38
6 days ago

Haupt is pronounced HOPPED imo. What in tarnation is HOWpt?

Also if that is you, very cute.

AbsenceOfRelevance
33
6 days ago

What in tarnation is HOWpt?

German.

inky95
9
6 days ago

It's a prefix from German that means central/main. And you say it like 'howpt'.

dances_with_poodles
1
6 days ago

Literal translation is just "head".

dutchmore7
7
6 days ago

love is in the air

JealousEntrepreneur
6
6 days ago

It's old german for beeing a leader of something. Like Führer actualy....🤔

Moosewithoutahoose
2
6 days ago

Here's me thinking it's been WHOREpt this entire time.

jetpocojet
40
6 days ago

This motherfucker is going to meme himself into a major entertainment gig. Calling it now. We will soon have a star on our hands. haupt is king.

aqualityusername
36
6 days ago

This shit is why I love this subreddit

winkerpack
38
6 days ago

I'm polishing my knob to haupt

KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia
2
6 days ago

Me too

sitnspin0
29
6 days ago

Discount Andrew Garfield

haupt91
41
6 days ago

Premium* Top Shelf* Andrew Garfield.

Orgasimo
14
6 days ago

Free Range Artisinal Cage Free Vegan Andrew Garfield

xanax_weekend
2
6 days ago

Cage free hahaha

krazy_detroit
2
6 days ago

Only thing better if you had a tshirt on that said "psychopath"

RubenZ217
2
6 days ago

Looks more like Orlando Bloom to me

DEaD__GHoST
26
6 days ago

I'm speechless

KneeDeepIn_Nostalgia
25
6 days ago

You are a prophet. Your comedy is impeccable. Truly epic oc. You are a descendant of our savior Martin Shkreli.

Setrical
29
6 days ago

Psychopath

CharismaticSwan
21
6 days ago

Brian: "next up on Options Action, we have one of our lead analysts analfarmer2 on with an interesting box strategy that he says quote "literally can't go tits up." More on that with Kate Rooney when we come back."

chickenbone4u
20
6 days ago

I expected you to be more ugly.

iBlameMeToo
18
6 days ago

What a fucking time to be retarded and alive.

hooker_reacharound
16
6 days ago

Do you live in an airplane hanger? The audio has enough verb to be an owl city track

OneGarand
3
6 days ago

Maybe he did that on purposeurpose to mimic CNBC?

RandomThrowaway410
13
6 days ago

should have ended with "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Demonliver
13
6 days ago

Video went private any new links?

icankillpenguins
11
6 days ago

video gone, mirror?

DatDppGuy
10
6 days ago

My GUHd!! This is next level😂

nikolyabelov
1
6 days ago

This is all Robinhood’s money?

DatDppGuy
1
6 days ago

The bulk of it yes

jstyler
1
6 days ago

Another way of saying kidnapped as children

oJDXT
9
6 days ago

can we all agree we would smash u/haupt91? full homo

theOGgv
11
6 days ago

Mirror

link ????

elflummox
9
6 days ago

Literally cant got tits up

1sildurr
8
6 days ago

Solid play you degenerate bastard.

SUND3VlL
9
6 days ago

He did it...the fucking mad-autist did it. Back to the front page we go lads.

sooshi
5
6 days ago

Is that St. Pete in the background?

kblomquist85
2
6 days ago

I was thinking Tampa.

yellowfin35
2
6 days ago

It is St. pete, the morgan stanley building is on the right.

geekyspacegirl420
6
6 days ago

Is that you Haupt? Great job as per usual you sexy autist!

Dasnap
7
6 days ago

Aaaaaand the video's gone.

mouthofreason
7
6 days ago

Private video. THEY GOT 'EM!

INITIATE ORDER 66

angryrantingdude
7
6 days ago

I can't watch the video anymore

Growth-oriented
5
6 days ago

For the lurkers. We wish this was real

nick_the_professor
6
6 days ago

CNBC's Fast Money is investing

CNBC should have a show called "Faster Money" which features WSB.

Mcfangus
6
6 days ago

GUH

00110001liar
7
6 days ago

Can someone make a deep fake with morgan brennan being the mom in a mom v son? Please.

TinFoilHat_9001
4
6 days ago

EVERYONE DO THIS MAN A FAVOR AND UPVOTE THIS GLORIOUS SHIT POST!!

Emotionless_AI
6
6 days ago

I don't know shit about trading but this is by far my favorite sub on Reddit. If y'all need a writer just hit me up

SubstantialCar
5
6 days ago

Bro you're handsome, full homo. Not what I expected a WSB degenerate to look like for sure.

kewlstar69
5
6 days ago

I uh.. “ate the onion” until he called him a baby faced fuck and there was no bleeping

That’s how good this was

uhhhevan
5
6 days ago

God dammit I love this sub!

MonSeanahan
3
6 days ago
DesperatePleasure
2
6 days ago

This gonna be top post of all time of all of reddit. Well played.

ProudLikeCow
6
6 days ago

Short "L"

Long "mild speach impediment"

Diablo_r
4
6 days ago

Don't put your face on anything unless you're "GUH'ing". Ill be on CNBC when I secure my FINRA whistleblower payment.

blbobobo
3
6 days ago

This is fucking gold

geo0rgi
4
6 days ago

Peak WSB

Chelseaqix
4
6 days ago

Is this real or did he splice footage together?

haupt91
85
6 days ago

Are you literally retarded?

Chelseaqix
24
6 days ago

Is this rhetorical?

mjd248
6
6 days ago

Think so— he’s calling you a retard. Unless you are questioning yourself if you are retarded and not sure how to respond. In which case, I would get some testing done.

Chelseaqix
6
6 days ago

Oh

FeverishPegasus
4
6 days ago

I thought this was real at first and cringed so hard

krazy_detroit
3
6 days ago

Gold. Pure Gold. Like, Soul-Train Pure Gold.

CNBC - your move.

dutchmore7
3
6 days ago

Long haupt91

CPA-hole
3
6 days ago

Peak autism right here boys

xenokilla
3
6 days ago

dammit, i need subtitles to watch it at work!

gusgusthegreat
3
6 days ago

Beautiful!

FromTheCaveIntoLight
3
6 days ago

Legend

CaptCon
3
6 days ago

Watching this was like diving into a McDonald's ballpen full of tendies and panties.

Japfapp
3
6 days ago

Best kind of shitposting right here.

-_Chiron_-
3
6 days ago

Gentlemen we have ascended. It has been a pleasure

ispeakgibber
3
6 days ago

I have been waiting for this video for SO LONG u/haupt91

not_unique123
3
6 days ago

This sub is only getting better.

INVEST

boroqcat
3
6 days ago

The legend has upgraded to sound.

I'm verklempt.

Bless you u/haupt91! Bless you!

mikekeithlewis
3
6 days ago

Yolo king is hot

thompson_10
3
6 days ago

this is the best thing on reddit

goingontwelvethirty
3
6 days ago

“Well Brian maybe if I was a pussy, but back to ya face for a second” hahahahaha

TheOnlyCannoli
3
6 days ago

I think WSB should have a uniform that must be worn on air, and if they ever have two WSBettors on at the same time- they have to feign surprise that the other is dressed the same as them. Down to the fucking socks.

MrBokbagok
3
6 days ago

this is ultimate level shitposting

yuckfoubitch
3
6 days ago

This is what you have to do in a competitive market. You must raise the bar time and time again to stay on top. u/haupt91 just came out with the iPhone of WSB memes.

MrBingCrosby
3
6 days ago

Another classic in the u/Haupt91 treasure trove

CubeBag
3
6 days ago

I've never seen that message before to sign in if the video creator has given you access. New feature?

Hyrakzo
3
6 days ago

The video is GUHone!

iMakeYourMomJokes
3
6 days ago

Video is private.

dnuttylemon
2
6 days ago

The majesty is overwhelming

The_Space_Cowboy
2
6 days ago

Guh

Conye27
2
6 days ago

We fucken made it

ohdannyboy10
2
6 days ago

Bravo sir !! Well done !

ciocanmihai
2
6 days ago

Love you king

samurairex
2
6 days ago

An on air interview like this would make any WSBer the undisputed king of autists

Dynoblaze
2
6 days ago

This is next level...something....😆🤣

AlterReddit
2
6 days ago

Beautiful, champ.

mitchellediting
2
6 days ago

I need a full length WSB film.

rdbd
2
6 days ago

Gourmet shit, as always!

MasterOfPuppers
2
6 days ago

And then they got away with it LIKE FUCKING CHAMPIONS!

P0ST-IT-NOTE
2
6 days ago

Give this man some blow!

iguy22
1
6 days ago

You got prudery lips

Razkolol
2
6 days ago

Did you record the audio while on the shitter? Sounds like me when I'm on the phone while taking a dump.

ineededanameagain
2
6 days ago

I fucking love this sub so much!

Spiffy101
2
6 days ago

pwonouces his r's like a twue autist

Bluetooth_Sandwich
2
6 days ago

My tism peaked

Dontyouclimbtrees
2
6 days ago

You’re the reason I visit this sub.

bf0111
2
6 days ago

LOL I was going to DM you later today... now's the time. WSB is kabooming and we need to launch the podcast, now. I'll be sending over a 2 min demo soon to convince you.

EverySir
2
6 days ago

BAH GUH THATS HAUPT91’s MUSIC

wsb_mods_R_gay
2
6 days ago

Damn bro, think you evolved to the next level.

Sheep_Dogs
2
6 days ago

Is this peak autism?

BreezyWrigley
2
6 days ago

Can't get over the way he talks... can't tell if speech impediment or... maybe just from jersey or some shit

PorgCT
2
6 days ago

Nothing but love for my President

love2fuckbearasshoe
2
6 days ago

Is this the real L2FMW/ BULLKHAN ?

zoomingalong
2
6 days ago

This sub never fails to lighten up my day. Thank you members of /r/wallstreetbets

jstyler
2
6 days ago

Interview with Ash? I’m talking Zimbabwe currency!

astroyeet
2
6 days ago

Good acting, need a better mic or some sound treatment though, the reverb was pretty bad. Looking forward to more!

big_gurky
2
6 days ago

King Mickey: You son of a MLP character.

BarrowsPr0
2
6 days ago

Hands down the best shit I’ve seen on here. Legendary shit.

BlissfulThinkr
2
6 days ago

Omg u/haupt91 this is your best one man. You stand alone in meme/shut post quality.

dashio0503
2
6 days ago

lmao this is priceless.

fantasie
2
6 days ago

This was quality content

Not-The-Government-
2
6 days ago

Looks exactly how i imagine the average wsb user

thatswhatshesaidtwss
2
6 days ago

This is too awesome. lol...

nikolyabelov
2
6 days ago

Nice. And what’s going on here?

Mcdicks
2
6 days ago

just LMAO

SodaBreid
2
6 days ago

is the yer accent or yer best di caprio ?

Mygaffer
2
6 days ago

What a psychopath!

shifty313
2
6 days ago

gold

TheEnglishGent1875
2
6 days ago

We're making it big.

kentor111
2
6 days ago

How is this dude not a mod yet

KorBooBias
2
6 days ago

This is so fucking cringe but I wouldn't have it any other way

mrmilfsniper
2
6 days ago

Is this real?

haupt91
6
6 days ago

Yeah

mrmilfsniper
5
6 days ago

It’s beautiful. Have subbed to your YouTube channel.

haupt91
3
6 days ago

Thanks man

afteryelp
2
6 days ago

I went semi retard on 10/16 expiry

neuromorph
2
6 days ago

i want to believe

shifurc
2
6 days ago

Sublime. Bravo. A masterpiece!

The dead critic Siskel? (Are both dead??) Gives it 2 thumbs up. Boney thumbs

rustystein23
2
6 days ago

GUH

gorillamunchies
2
6 days ago

I’ve been here for awhile, the quality of the content this sub has now is much better than the garbage IPO WeWork attempted a month ago

rocket1331
3
6 days ago

SoftBank + WSB +IPO + Billions = Tendies

OfficialModerator
2
6 days ago

Y'all need to start a 120% geared listed hedge fund for people who do not have the time to lose money on their own trades. As someone pointed out elsewhere in comments the ticker can and should be W$B.

ThetaBurnVictim
2
6 days ago

I love everything about this.. I truly hope CNBC takes this seriously and gives you an interview.

big_gurky
2
6 days ago

Why does it say on the upgrade!

Joykillah
2
6 days ago

Haha fucking funny shit, good edit.

Jaseiker
2
6 days ago

u/haupt91 Here is some free advice: Get smaller framed glasses those are too big for your face. A very common fashion blunder amateur white Internet nerds make.

Not meaning to be mean but it would really help you.

nixt26
2
6 days ago

A brand new format

profstarship
2
6 days ago

And now the SEC has an actual face to prosecute, ggwp.

OptionsRickSon
2
6 days ago

LOL I also spank my monkey to Elizebeth Warren daily

cayne
2
6 days ago

Added a missing flair (award) to this post. Fucking epic job my man! Haha, I love this sub!

rojm
2
6 days ago

wollllstreet

quackmaster
2
6 days ago

This is the gayest thing I've ever watched. The jokes about his face, garbage content. I want jokes about losing money.

MangoMan69x
2
6 days ago

Bro this guy is good at editing

Bus404
2
6 days ago

Is this actually uhaupt91????

bangarangadangajang
2
6 days ago

This video would honestly be a 10 if you improved your audio and didn’t give a shout out to yourself in the end

Fedor_Gavnyukov
2
6 days ago

so this is what OP looks like? not what i imagined at all

imsorryken
2
6 days ago

this is one of the few rare subs with actual high effort shit posts that really make you laugh.

j33tAy
2
6 days ago

Phenomenal work

_miinus
2
6 days ago

Gimme a fucken mirror

badtradesguy
1
6 days ago

exactly how I pictured the average redditor.

pm_me_tangibles
1
6 days ago

Autism has peaked. Autism 2.0 right here.

ImaStillInsane
1
6 days ago

i am OOTL, whats going on?

staticrooted
1
6 days ago

We did it boys! We’ve gone full autist

EquivalentCarpenter
1
6 days ago

That’s because you’ve done.

AccomplishedExtent2
1
6 days ago

so much of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

TyrionLannister2012
1
6 days ago

Better audio mixing than Dunkirk.

ConfidentIssue0
1
6 days ago

Counted 3 separate dudes on the front page.

mrbump34
1
6 days ago

He's far too good looking for this sub-reddit. ^

FriggenGooseThe
1
6 days ago

Was this recorded on a 91' Nokia?

NeighborhoodPizzaGuy
1
6 days ago

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angrypotato13
1
6 days ago

Question, I have a -19k loss but for some reason I tried to post on WSB , cuz I feel like I belong with you autists but is not allowing me, HELP , really looking forward to share my YOLOS and massive losses here

Blubberfish007
1
6 days ago

At what level does this guy evolve in to Stu Bazzini from suits?

SerCooper
1
6 days ago

Should’ve thrown in an Epstein didn’t kill himself and a shout-out to the homies with extra chromies, but hey this was still top tier

Arshmalloww
1
6 days ago

This isn’t real

big_gurky
1
6 days ago

[When you’re seeing King Ranches at junkyards?

Agentleman89
1
6 days ago

Lol. Good shit dude

lvl99weedle
1
6 days ago

This is FSComau levels of autism that we crave.

oTHEWHITERABBIT
1
6 days ago

lol.

SquealLittlePiggies
1
6 days ago

“Tooy Stawy Faw”

JustTheWriter
1
6 days ago

Now do the Congressional hearings we're gonna fucking end up in....

"I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?"

TinFoilHat_9001
2
6 days ago

“On the advice of council, I’d like to exercise my 5th amendment rights”

Psistriker94
1
6 days ago

Missed a chance to say Epstein didn't kill himself at the end.

Wooble_Gopp
1
6 days ago

Can he keep the money?

iguy22
1
6 days ago

Dad?

fallouthong
1
6 days ago

Is that you Jon Snow?

IS_JOKE_COMRADE
1
6 days ago

too try hard

MichaelHunt7
1
6 days ago

Jim Cramer’s show was literally wallstreetbets before wallstreetbets. Full of useless shitpost information for 85% of the program. Made his own catchphrases and sound effects to repeat all the time. Slams buttons and stuff all show while yelling about the bad trades he thinks you could make.

deathbunnyy
1
6 days ago

we on tv?

Ezaal
1
6 days ago

This is another level of all in. 😂

rbalboachicken
1
6 days ago

Wth's Spiderman doing on there?