My dream is to get hunted down by the Mafia
49 upvotes
10 comments
MomoYaseen
20 hours ago
My dream is to get hunted down by the Mafia
Can’t give away the secret recipe
23 upvotes
1 comments
IivingIife
13 hours ago
Can’t give away the secret recipe
Well, aren't you quite the charmer!
42 upvotes
14 comments
ameglianmajorcow
19 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Well, aren't you quite the charmer!
Not a person of culture, I see!
23333 upvotes
241 comments
me-chouhan
1 day ago
Not a person of culture, I see!
A quite simple spell.
9 upvotes
0 comments
IAMDOUBLEH
13 hours ago
A quite simple spell.
She unmatched me right after.
18 upvotes
2 comments
wolfx4
11 hours ago
She unmatched me right after.
My (27M) Tinder Experience (6 months) AMA
735 upvotes
180 comments
ARredditFT
1 day ago
My (27M) Tinder Experience (6 months) AMA
Life's complicated
8 upvotes
0 comments
-TNY-
10 hours ago
Life's complicated
My profile mentioned that I can be an asshole
29 upvotes
7 comments
TrustyourOverseer
18 hours ago
My profile mentioned that I can be an asshole
That shit hurted
2317 upvotes
54 comments
iclapaunties
1 day ago
That shit hurted
Her bio says, “Recycling and tattoos are hot”
21 upvotes
0 comments
Hey_its_me_Ryan
18 hours ago
Her bio says, “Recycling and tattoos are hot”
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
128 upvotes
7 comments
staypro
19 hours ago
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Nice guys finish last
107 upvotes
7 comments
Yubza
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
Nice guys finish last
just incredible
4191 upvotes
34 comments
SashDawg123
1 day ago
just incredible
I got roasted
310 upvotes
17 comments
mASSbalance2
1 day ago
I got roasted
A lady knows what she wants.
19156 upvotes
439 comments
coderplayerxx
1 day ago
A lady knows what she wants.
der god
3654 upvotes
80 comments
1-800-TOP-PORN
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
der god
Can’t say I expected any better response
1078 upvotes
22 comments
NewFound_Fury
1 day ago
Can’t say I expected any better response
Whelp, Never Assume I Guess
39 upvotes
8 comments
Traz141
19 hours ago
Whelp, Never Assume I Guess
Cause dick slapping.
29 upvotes
4 comments
pinche_fuckin_josh
15 hours ago
Cause dick slapping.
That's one way to find a dealer
12 upvotes
0 comments
TKAKBC
14 hours ago
That's one way to find a dealer
I’m not interested anymore 😤
15 upvotes
5 comments
geointalan
10 hours ago
I’m not interested anymore 😤
just follow the fucking rules it’s simple honestly
96 upvotes
11 comments
nerdtopia
17 hours ago
just follow the fucking rules it’s simple honestly
Story Time - Week of February 18, 2019
18 upvotes
237 comments
AutoModerator
2 days ago
Story Time - Week of February 18, 2019
That was easy
59 upvotes
9 comments
ImTheMessiah
18 hours ago
That was easy
I matched with a dog
25 upvotes
2 comments
INeedMoreRoom
16 hours ago
I matched with a dog
Got unmatched within seconds 🤙🏻
33353 upvotes
471 comments
Rishav-Dhiman
1 day ago
Got unmatched within seconds 🤙🏻
Cheapens the experience
43 upvotes
15 comments
Cpt_Awesome_Guy
19 hours ago
Cheapens the experience
What we do on Tinder, echoes in Eternity
94 upvotes
3 comments
Imperator_Gub
12 hours ago
What we do on Tinder, echoes in Eternity
Wanna join the swamp?
47 upvotes
5 comments
Meh-Username
21 hours ago
Wanna join the swamp?
MAN UP
24 upvotes
3 comments
Cynical_Power_Ranger
16 hours ago
MAN UP
Imma giraffe 🥰
29 upvotes
0 comments
Oceanfalling777
18 hours ago
Imma giraffe 🥰
Bio said "'Hope it wasnt a mistake' title of our sex tape"
1167 upvotes
19 comments
PeeThenPoop
1 day ago
Bio said "'Hope it wasnt a mistake' title of our sex tape"
I am groot
16 upvotes
3 comments
Cybrl0ve
16 hours ago
I am groot
Fair enough point
63 upvotes
9 comments
Mattt029
19 hours ago
Fair enough point
I was certainly impressed
17 upvotes
2 comments
fluffgoat
11 hours ago
I was certainly impressed
Catch 22
59 upvotes
2 comments
Super_Liger_98
12 hours ago
Catch 22
I got nothin
96 upvotes
29 comments
Not_Like_Devin
1 day ago
I got nothin
sounds good to me
5 upvotes
0 comments
trumanrxbs
9 hours ago
sounds good to me
My masterpiece
87 upvotes
4 comments
blakea_99
15 hours ago
My masterpiece
Just get it over with
13 upvotes
0 comments
kevinjamesfan66
12 hours ago
Just get it over with
Her bio said "I hate kids"
108 upvotes
14 comments
bss10s
1 day ago
Her bio said "I hate kids"
It's a match!
81 upvotes
6 comments
Slimshady9829
21 hours ago
It's a match!
Getting arrested
12 upvotes
5 comments
potcake242
10 hours ago
Getting arrested
That's a big compliment
445 upvotes
15 comments
anuraag09
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
That's a big compliment
Bruh!
5779 upvotes
414 comments
73NovaRacer
1 day ago
Bruh!
Positive signs.
908 upvotes
45 comments
enderparadise
1 day ago
Positive signs.
Feel free to DM me for dinosaur facts
7635 upvotes
97 comments
Danaldinho007
1 day ago
imgur.com
Feel free to DM me for dinosaur facts
Her bio said she liked jokes
1658 upvotes
45 comments
6oh5
1 day ago
Her bio said she liked jokes
Tinder🔥irl
10 upvotes
0 comments
samzhengpro
11 hours ago
Tinder🔥irl
I almost forgot why I don’t get on this app that often...almost
64 upvotes
8 comments
Twenty-something-
17 hours ago
I almost forgot why I don’t get on this app that often...almost
guys i think im in love
7 upvotes
4 comments
lOscarl
10 hours ago
imgur.com
guys i think im in love
It's a shame I'm out of the running after only 5 words.
9271 upvotes
134 comments
BarryScott13
1 day ago
It's a shame I'm out of the running after only 5 words.
I don't know whether to call him smooth or call him a therapist
30 upvotes
1 comments
generouslysalted
18 hours ago
I don't know whether to call him smooth or call him a therapist
‘Hey’ is for horses
65 upvotes
5 comments
Corbuse
18 hours ago
‘Hey’ is for horses
I’m starting to see red flags...
20 upvotes
6 comments
Capt_Devil
11 hours ago
I’m starting to see red flags...
Sara do you ~enjoy~ being pooped on??
29 upvotes
6 comments
MuskyPickleSmell
15 hours ago
Sara do you ~enjoy~ being pooped on??
She didn't bite, folks
63 upvotes
3 comments
dkdestroyer5555
23 hours ago
She didn't bite, folks
This guy knows what he wants
539 upvotes
82 comments
DC9Fancap
1 day ago
This guy knows what he wants
Gotta pay rent somehow
22 upvotes
16 comments
Gold_Crash
15 hours ago
Gotta pay rent somehow
Well that went better than expected ...
96 upvotes
11 comments
Throwthewhatyo
1 day ago
imgur.com
Well that went better than expected ...
Finally matched with a celebrity, looks promising too
39 upvotes
0 comments
theBearOfJares
20 hours ago
Finally matched with a celebrity, looks promising too
I guess I was wrong
348 upvotes
7 comments
Mr-Wolffe104
19 hours ago
I guess I was wrong
At least he didn't go all in and reply the same way
81 upvotes
11 comments
Zetsame
22 hours ago
At least he didn't go all in and reply the same way
On tinder
33 upvotes
2 comments
nomalaise
10 hours ago
imgur.com
On tinder
I like a woman that knows what she wants
37 upvotes
5 comments
PM_M3_P1CS_THX
17 hours ago
imgur.com
I like a woman that knows what she wants
Asks for best pickup line in her bio, I sent too many.
19 upvotes
15 comments
shkhr_varshney
15 hours ago
Asks for best pickup line in her bio, I sent too many.
Say no more fam
34 upvotes
3 comments
yourmanpeter
17 hours ago
Say no more fam
Thanks boys lol
18 upvotes
0 comments
W3ttyFap
15 hours ago
Thanks boys lol
She likes Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and managed to do this shit
24 upvotes
1 comments
Tharun12345
17 hours ago
She likes Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and managed to do this shit
Bruh!
336 upvotes
31 comments
MFBeast
1 day ago
Bruh!
Keeping up to date with recent events at least
11 upvotes
2 comments
ShoppyUK
12 hours ago
Keeping up to date with recent events at least
Challenge Accepted
45 upvotes
11 comments
NightOwlLeo
19 hours ago
Challenge Accepted
tinder went racist..
11 upvotes
0 comments
yousure1
9 hours ago
tinder went racist..
Im honestly just sending cries for help...
39 upvotes
3 comments
ttumvart
22 hours ago
Im honestly just sending cries for help...
I still have all my organs
170 upvotes
9 comments
ProfessorTortfeasor
1 day ago
I still have all my organs
Thanks Reddit! Very effective 👍
288 upvotes
18 comments
SpencerHD
20 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Thanks Reddit! Very effective 👍
Profile Review - Week of February 19, 2019
15 upvotes
320 comments
AutoModerator
1 day ago
Profile Review - Week of February 19, 2019
Thought this was cute, got unmatched
28 upvotes
10 comments
dinkywinks
21 hours ago
Thought this was cute, got unmatched
I’m 20. Acceptable curve?
25618 upvotes
276 comments
fuckupsomesmahtkids
1 day ago
I’m 20. Acceptable curve?
That's a win-win in my book
36 upvotes
4 comments
Yaoi_Boy
17 hours ago
That's a win-win in my book
Yum yum cups, thanks dude
9 upvotes
3 comments
kimmabraham
9 hours ago
Yum yum cups, thanks dude
I did a double take. Still swiped right.
3 upvotes
0 comments
imperfectspoon
8 hours ago
I did a double take. Still swiped right.
I'm still not sure where this strategy went wrong
7 upvotes
2 comments
drewhead118
8 hours ago
I'm still not sure where this strategy went wrong
I am now
60 upvotes
0 comments
Icarus649
1 day ago
I am now
Her bio said she s currently running circles
146 upvotes
12 comments
thenxs_illegalman
21 hours ago
Her bio said she s currently running circles
I like short walks also.
164 upvotes
10 comments
deception1488
1 day ago
I like short walks also.
Bitches Love Poetry
20333 upvotes
416 comments
Excellent_Dude
18 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Bitches Love Poetry
Did I understand your question?
107 upvotes
3 comments
Marv_tron
1 day ago
Did I understand your question?