An acceptable dick pick
27432 upvotes
165 comments
bookluvr83
5 days ago
An acceptable dick pick
thehomiebiz
798
5 days ago

Women only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

Exadory
165
5 days ago

I’m picking up what you’re playing.

puddlejumpers
84
5 days ago

I'll hum while you strum

Nevermind04
52
5 days ago

I'll masturbate while you master the middle 8.

Dedzie
37
5 days ago

I'll strum til you cum.

riturajjj
17
5 days ago

Agreed. Just don't play until it slays

samuelitoman
7
5 days ago

On the G string, of course

SameYouth
11
5 days ago

I’m Alpherus!

Wait wrong millennia

MeleeBroLoL
5
5 days ago

I’ll pluck till we fuck

FirstEvolutionist
3
5 days ago

Women only want one thing and it’s fucking disgustingly

theal_mighty_spek
-2
5 days ago

*Men

quietlycommenting
180
5 days ago

This is disgusting... I’m not against it

bookluvr83
72
5 days ago

Pervert ;)

quietlycommenting
23
5 days ago

;)

explofingjelly54
20
5 days ago

;(

garboardload
5
5 days ago

Risky click of the day

Wowerful
4
5 days ago
halfhippo999
11
5 days ago

It was actually just a bland joke, not lostredditor content

Wowerful
-25
5 days ago
halfhippo999
10
5 days ago

I recognize the attempted humor in it. Just wasn’t quite funny enough to warrant its existence as a joke so I gave the benefit of the doubt and assumed you were serious and not failing comedically.

Marflix_Netnix
5
5 days ago
SuperAwesomeMechGirl
167
5 days ago

Please mark as NSFW.

agentantivenom
63
5 days ago

I am now going to go send this pic to every contact I have and say "here's a dick pic"

GoodRedd
22
5 days ago

Dick pick pic**

BoJackMoleman
9
5 days ago

Dad?

Bradalax
4
5 days ago

You're joking, but my first thought was how to send this to my guitarist son!!!! 🤣

WildFunctionality
47
5 days ago

Dick pick pic

Stonn
8
5 days ago

How did I miss that

lukestephenkeen
29
5 days ago

This fucking got me, your getting an upvote, nice job :D

bookluvr83
16
5 days ago

👉😎👉

Alteredracoon
1
5 days ago

Zoop

coldandgray
21
5 days ago

My cats name is dick. And I send girls picks of him all the time. They love my dick pics!

bookluvr83
14
5 days ago

Who doesn't love a pussy pic?

_Ley_Lines_
7
5 days ago

A pussy dick pic

ejoso_
14
5 days ago

It’s not the size of the plectrum, but how it feels within your rectum.

tehlemmings
2
5 days ago

this one kinda made me hurt a lot.

that can't feel good, right?

ejoso_
2
5 days ago

Umm... I’ll let you try and you can let me know. Sound good?

tehlemmings
2
5 days ago

Huh, for some reasons all my picks went missing again. I guess I can't try it, sorry.

Marco_Nope
12
5 days ago

Pick of D.estiny

CiszTheOriginal
7
5 days ago

And when your dick pick picks to fall out off your and and into the gitar, you pick your dick pick

BannedOnTwitter
6
5 days ago

MY EYES

livlyfhavfun
5
5 days ago
po_t8_toe
1
5 days ago

Dp 15 is my fave :) that half step!!

agreeable_anger
5
5 days ago

Where can I get this? Or did you make it?

tehlemmings
3
5 days ago

Looks like a cheap custom pick. Google custom guitar picks, you'll find a bunch of places can sell them cheap. The cheap ones usually suck though.

rimian
1
5 days ago

Do you want the dick pick or the dick pick pic?

agreeable_anger
1
5 days ago

I want the dick pick just so I can show it to people saying, “you wanna see my dick pick?”

rimian
1
5 days ago

Maybe not a good idea to google it

FamiliarBreakfast
4
5 days ago

I prefer this dick pic

joshwin01
2
5 days ago
bookluvr83
1
5 days ago

Tricky Dick

StrangeDrivenAxMan
3
5 days ago

this one is much better

bookluvr83
2
5 days ago

I COMPLETELY agree!

OneMoreAccount4Porn
5
5 days ago

Dick Plectrum sounds like a roving reporter for Channel 9 news.

rimian
4
5 days ago

Plec Dicktrum would be a good band name.

OneMoreAccount4Porn
3
5 days ago

To truly convince me what genre would they play and what would they name their first single?

tehlemmings
3
5 days ago

Some kind of mix between synthwave and terrible indie grunge. The name would be about two paragraphs long and have nothing to do with the lyrics or song contents.

LoSchifoso
5
5 days ago

Unacceptable dick pick (SFW)

https://imgur.com/a/6EMF6A8

bookluvr83
3
5 days ago

Don't....don't use that on your dick. I'm pretty sure you'll regret it.

dandt777
2
5 days ago

Lol! I feel immature for how funny I found this.

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1
5 days ago

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w2ge
4
5 days ago

LPT: The “only” acceptable dick pic

Noble_Flatulence
3
5 days ago
CbVdD
2
5 days ago

Came searching for The Dead. Good on ya! Upvote sent. ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ

SerotoninFilledTacos
3
5 days ago

Nope, another acceptable one is a dik-dik pic.

w2ge
1
5 days ago

Awww

StrangeDrivenAxMan
1
5 days ago

Excuse you, Dick Van Dyke has right to be photographed

SleepyBlueCat
4
5 days ago

is this the Krusty Krab?

bookluvr83
2
5 days ago

No, this is Patrick!

shitposter6918
3
5 days ago

Already sending this to friends, brilliant

Me-Me_Lord8472
3
5 days ago

I just sent a really risky text

CowSniper97
3
5 days ago

Ugh why isn’t this marked as NSFW. Disgusting.

_Nerontus_
3
5 days ago

Well now I am joining this sub I guess

bookluvr83
2
5 days ago

Welcome!

Exadory
2
5 days ago

Hey. It’s also tiny like all the dick pics I’ve sent women. Errrr. Jk? Not really :-(

joerex1418
2
5 days ago

A pic of a dick pick

aarifnabeel
2
5 days ago

That's a good one

noahb512
2
5 days ago

Dick pick pic

CelestinePat
2
5 days ago

I met a fella on Honolulu and he asked me if I have gotten a dick pick from him yet... Eagerly I said no expecting him to... Doesn't matter he sent me this 😒

D_Melanogaster
2
5 days ago

The best dick pick is sending Righard the third. He has everything you want in a dick pick.

If you want to send the message you are a bad boy millionaire charm try Richard Brandson.

If you like to have fun try Richard Dawson.

There are plenty of good dick pics out there to personalize for the people you are interested in.

Arcuis
2
5 days ago

dont you mean a dick pick pic?

DBJ99
2
5 days ago

I mean, it’s an acceptable unsolicited dick pick.

Some people want dick picks, and I didn’t want to see this, but I accept it.

Muffinzes
2
5 days ago

Sent this to my girlfriend and she told me it was smaller than she expected :(

cantseemeatall
1
5 days ago

WTH is the NSFW warning? Perverts.

garboardload
1
5 days ago

I think this is “technically the truth”

AmeriSauce
1
5 days ago

I don't accept it. I won't. I can't. I wontdn't.

redjonley
1
5 days ago
neekeos
1
5 days ago

Penis Plectrum

Genkle
1
5 days ago
Shnazzyone
1
5 days ago

Dick pick pic?

Zovalt
1
5 days ago

Don't pick at your dick

Doctor-Salt
1
5 days ago

It’s a pic of a dick pick🤨🤨

xmaizedx
1
5 days ago

It’s a pic of a dick pick

jettina
1
5 days ago

I once received a pic like this

AlwaysLupus
1
5 days ago

Murderface would like to know your location.

bookluvr83
1
5 days ago

I'm on my sofa

coollikechris
1
5 days ago

I don't get it. Why is the word dick on that plectrum?

NayMarine
1
5 days ago

Dick Dale pick coming thru

Terabyte97
1
5 days ago

Dick pick pic

Slendeaway
1
5 days ago

Nsfw tag please

Khorneyjoke
1
5 days ago

Where can I purchase this?

raudssus
1
5 days ago

If you would put it into trousers, it would still be a dick pick <badumtss>

bookluvr83
1
5 days ago

It'd be the ONLY dick in my trousers

ThePlumbOne
1
5 days ago

I love shit like this. A buddy of mine caught a pick at a concert a few years back and it had the guitarists face on one side and “Eat Ass” on the other

PM_me_big_dicks_
1
5 days ago

Hmm

kufunuguh
1
5 days ago

Penis plectrum

ThomasMaker
1
5 days ago

Fyi: Pick is pronounced the same as pikk, which is a Norwegian word for dick.................

QQquanzey
1
5 days ago

Dick’s pick?

Pkaz2u
1
5 days ago

He took a pic of a dick pic

Dante_alejandro
1
5 days ago

Where can I buy one??

nihilism_squared
1
5 days ago

I accept this

histrante
1
5 days ago

Too thin and soft for my liking.

5000_Fish
1
5 days ago

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

KingChuckFinley
1
5 days ago

This reminds me of good ol Fredryk Phox videos.

Xplicitnoise
1
5 days ago

Isn’t this technically a dick pick pic

petrikm
1
5 days ago

I know what to sink my amazon gift cards into now

STRIX_AK
1
5 days ago

Thank you for this

theredwitcher
1
5 days ago

Dick pick pic

Chimera420
1
5 days ago

Finally I can give another one to my sister

[deleted]
1
5 days ago

[deleted]

bookluvr83
1
5 days ago

No. No they're not. Source: am a woman

Lord_Gamaranth
1
5 days ago

Projared take notes.

cringemaster21
1
5 days ago

It's so gay

I like it

no_clue_why_we_here
1
5 days ago

Flair NSFW lol

TABBY_MUSIC
1
5 days ago

Don’t blink while your pick is on the floor or it’ll never appear again

tehlemmings
1
5 days ago

Wooh. Hold up there.

I need to know what material that's made of and what the thickness is before I say it's acceptable. I don't have time for any snapable dick picks.

PigeonFace
2
5 days ago

Saw this on Facebook yesterday. I never see things on Facebook before reddit. What kind of world is this?

reeser6
1
5 days ago

Technically a dick pick pic

AnoK760
1
5 days ago
The-Cosmic-Potato
1
5 days ago

I think I got one of these from ProJared once

nastyhumans
1
5 days ago

A pic of a dick pick

Pushleft2
1
5 days ago

Tampa 73

TeamAcura
1
5 days ago

only acceptable when you ask

jborn03
1
5 days ago

Dick’s Picks

Mrpanders
1
5 days ago

Yo, where's the nsfw tag

LargeSticker
1
5 days ago

Wow and I thought Sarah wouldn’t show anyone

AndyManCan4
1
5 days ago

It’s a Dick’s pick pic!

IamNew377
1
5 days ago

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The_Perfect_Dick_Pic
1
5 days ago

Perfect!

LtLettuce6
1
5 days ago

Oh lordy. I posted a meme like this one over two years ago on a fossil of an app called LOL pics. I still have the pick in my drawer although the word "dick" is faded considerably. If you want proof of the original, download LOL pics, search for colin_e1, and scroll down a bit to find it

sirawesome99069
1
5 days ago

Hehe

rinnip
1
5 days ago

It'd be funnier if it were labeled "Richard"

Omniregency
1
5 days ago

You guys realize if this guy's name is Richard then this is Dick's dick pick pic.

wandrlusty
1
5 days ago

Actually, a Dick pick pic

randomtask37
1
5 days ago

I wish it said Richard. Get ya thinking a big more... subtle

joshwin01
1
5 days ago
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1
5 days ago

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Im_Wald
1
5 days ago

If anyone ever asks me for a dick pic, I’ll send them this.

TechJ4cket
1
5 days ago

Woah baby what’s the thickness on that

dehlias
1
5 days ago

Mark agnesi would be proud

quantumek
1
5 days ago

It’s kinda small

deadofnightofficial
1
5 days ago

I'm picky with my dick pics

idaho_dak
1
5 days ago
Grizzlysaurus152
1
5 days ago

Heck even the size is accurate

SexyDevilOnReddit
1
5 days ago

It's kind of small...

GustoFormula
0
5 days ago

Mildly interesting fact: the work for dick in Norwegian is pronounced exactly the same as pick.

aaroncorbeil
0
5 days ago

Dick pick pic

UterusTim
-1
5 days ago

Actually, that's someone elses picture. They posted it just yesterday. Their dad sends people, "Dick pics."

you're welcome. Now stop being creatively bankrupt and come up with your own shit.

Megamanfan12312
-3
5 days ago

r/punpatrol here! You’re under arrest!

ALANTG_YT
2
5 days ago

Shut the fuck up

Mattman2018
1
5 days ago

I ‘ M N O T G O I N G B A C K T O J A I L

Jumbo_Pickles
-1
5 days ago
Helll_jwm18925
-3
5 days ago

r/punpatrol PUT THE PUN ON THE GROUND, AND DO AS I SAY!

Mattman2018
2
5 days ago

I ‘ M N O T G O I N G B A C K T O J A I L