Women only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
I’m picking up what you’re playing.
I'll hum while you strum
I'll masturbate while you master the middle 8.
I'll strum til you cum.
Agreed. Just don't play until it slays
On the G string, of course
Wait wrong millennia
I’ll pluck till we fuck
Women only want one thing and it’s fucking disgustingly
This is disgusting... I’m not against it
Risky click of the day
It was actually just a bland joke, not lostredditor content
I recognize the attempted humor in it. Just wasn’t quite funny enough to warrant its existence as a joke so I gave the benefit of the doubt and assumed you were serious and not failing comedically.
Please mark as NSFW.
I am now going to go send this pic to every contact I have and say "here's a dick pic"
Dick pick pic**
You're joking, but my first thought was how to send this to my guitarist son!!!! 🤣
Dick pick pic
How did I miss that
This fucking got me, your getting an upvote, nice job :D
My cats name is dick. And I send girls picks of him all the time. They love my dick pics!
Who doesn't love a pussy pic?
A pussy dick pic
It’s not the size of the plectrum, but how it feels within your rectum.
this one kinda made me hurt a lot.
that can't feel good, right?
Umm... I’ll let you try and you can let me know. Sound good?
Huh, for some reasons all my picks went missing again. I guess I can't try it, sorry.
Pick of D.estiny
And when your dick pick picks to fall out off your and and into the gitar, you pick your dick pick
Dp 15 is my fave :) that half step!!
Where can I get this? Or did you make it?
Looks like a cheap custom pick. Google custom guitar picks, you'll find a bunch of places can sell them cheap. The cheap ones usually suck though.
Do you want the dick pick or the dick pick pic?
I want the dick pick just so I can show it to people saying, “you wanna see my dick pick?”
Maybe not a good idea to google it
I prefer this dick pic
this one is much better
I COMPLETELY agree!
Dick Plectrum sounds like a roving reporter for Channel 9 news.
Plec Dicktrum would be a good band name.
To truly convince me what genre would they play and what would they name their first single?
Some kind of mix between synthwave and terrible indie grunge. The name would be about two paragraphs long and have nothing to do with the lyrics or song contents.
Unacceptable dick pick (SFW)
Don't....don't use that on your dick. I'm pretty sure you'll regret it.
Lol! I feel immature for how funny I found this.
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LPT: The “only” acceptable dick pic
Came searching for The Dead. Good on ya! Upvote sent. ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ
Nope, another acceptable one is a dik-dik pic.
Excuse you, Dick Van Dyke has right to be photographed
is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
Already sending this to friends, brilliant
I just sent a really risky text
Ugh why isn’t this marked as NSFW. Disgusting.
Well now I am joining this sub I guess
Hey. It’s also tiny like all the dick pics I’ve sent women. Errrr. Jk? Not really :-(
A pic of a dick pick
That's a good one
I met a fella on Honolulu and he asked me if I have gotten a dick pick from him yet... Eagerly I said no expecting him to... Doesn't matter he sent me this 😒
The best dick pick is sending Righard the third. He has everything you want in a dick pick.
If you want to send the message you are a bad boy millionaire charm try Richard Brandson.
If you like to have fun try Richard Dawson.
There are plenty of good dick pics out there to personalize for the people you are interested in.
dont you mean a dick pick pic?
I mean, it’s an acceptable unsolicited dick pick.
Some people want dick picks, and I didn’t want to see this, but I accept it.
Sent this to my girlfriend and she told me it was smaller than she expected :(
WTH is the NSFW warning? Perverts.
I think this is “technically the truth”
I don't accept it. I won't. I can't. I wontdn't.
Dick pick pic?
Don't pick at your dick
It’s a pic of a dick pick🤨🤨
It’s a pic of a dick pick
I once received a pic like this
Murderface would like to know your location.
I'm on my sofa
I don't get it. Why is the word dick on that plectrum?
Dick Dale pick coming thru
Nsfw tag please
Where can I purchase this?
If you would put it into trousers, it would still be a dick pick <badumtss>
It'd be the ONLY dick in my trousers
I love shit like this. A buddy of mine caught a pick at a concert a few years back and it had the guitarists face on one side and “Eat Ass” on the other
Fyi: Pick is pronounced the same as pikk, which is a Norwegian word for dick.................
He took a pic of a dick pic
Where can I buy one??
I accept this
Too thin and soft for my liking.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
This reminds me of good ol Fredryk Phox videos.
Isn’t this technically a dick pick pic
I know what to sink my amazon gift cards into now
Thank you for this
Finally I can give another one to my sister
No. No they're not. Source: am a woman
Projared take notes.
It's so gay
I like it
Flair NSFW lol
Don’t blink while your pick is on the floor or it’ll never appear again
Wooh. Hold up there.
I need to know what material that's made of and what the thickness is before I say it's acceptable. I don't have time for any snapable dick picks.
Saw this on Facebook yesterday. I never see things on Facebook before reddit. What kind of world is this?
Technically a dick pick pic
An acceptable Dick pic
I think I got one of these from ProJared once
only acceptable when you ask
Yo, where's the nsfw tag
Wow and I thought Sarah wouldn’t show anyone
It’s a Dick’s pick pic!
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Oh lordy. I posted a meme like this one over two years ago on a fossil of an app called LOL pics. I still have the pick in my drawer although the word "dick" is faded considerably. If you want proof of the original, download LOL pics, search for colin_e1, and scroll down a bit to find it
It'd be funnier if it were labeled "Richard"
You guys realize if this guy's name is Richard then this is Dick's dick pick pic.
Actually, a Dick pick pic
I wish it said Richard. Get ya thinking a big more... subtle
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If anyone ever asks me for a dick pic, I’ll send them this.
Woah baby what’s the thickness on that
Mark agnesi would be proud
It’s kinda small
I'm picky with my dick pics
Dick Pic https://imgur.com/vvacuEF.jpg
Heck even the size is accurate
It's kind of small...
Mildly interesting fact: the work for dick in Norwegian is pronounced exactly the same as pick.
Actually, that's someone elses picture. They posted it just yesterday. Their dad sends people, "Dick pics."
you're welcome. Now stop being creatively bankrupt and come up with your own shit.
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