Feel free to hit up our Discord for that LIVE ACTION SEASON 4 shitposting:
What did you do while you were waiting? Hopefully you didn't just fuck around, and waste your life?
I actually learned how to play the piano during the break! Thanks for the motivation, Mr. Poopybutthole!
If Ricky and Morty was an anime
This is amazing
Dude has stolen the video and rehosted it on his own site to make money from the ads.
Original here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7oG0vUrpBY
Thanks. Thought I had seen it on YouTube before. What a dick.
You need more fake Internet points for this. Stealing content is shitty
a whole season's spoilers in the intro... just like every anime intro
Here is a link that doesn't give aids.
I have a semi for anime Pickle Rick
Me too :)
Bought a house, built a computer for the first time, and learned to garden! Thanks!!
Half-way through becoming an electrician! Thanks Mr Poopybutthole!
I joined a robotics team and made it to the world competition.
Well, at least you have Rick and Morty season 4 to look forward to
Wubba lubba dub dub, bitches!
I am in great pain too, but season 4 should help me
Signs "peace among worlds"
Only 8 more years till season 5! 😢
Just wanted to say we must not rush them. Look what has happened to GOT. Let them take their time and keep the magic coming.
Game of thrones rushed themselves for literally no reason other then D&D and that fucking sucks as everyone else is on point the cinematography is excellent the acting best it’s ever been but the writing my god the writing is fucking dumb
Also, they didn't rush the season to air, they rushed the story along and also took nearly 2 years between seasons. So it's the worst of both worlds.
I honestly cant remember something with such amazing cinematography and acting performances with such shit writing as these last handful of episodes are turning into.
That’s the difference between you and me. I NEVER go back to the carpet store.
Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!
Fart saving carpet store mother fucker
Whatever you wanna do, you little punk-ass little bitch.
Shut the fuck up about moon men!
Even after you beat cancer?
I'm going off the grid.
This is earth radio, and now here's human music.
Huh human music, I like it
Hungry for apples?
Are you thrusts hungry...for... thrusts applessss
Human Music A E S T H E T I C
I won an appley!
hungry for appppllllllesssssssss....
Since then I moved between two jobs, making double what I was in 2017.
But then I realized that in the two years I actually lost contact (left job on bad terms) with the friend/co-worker that introduced me to Rick and Morty and I would often talk about the new episodes with.
Ugh, what a Jerry I’m being.
You have a job. That automatically elevates you above the Jerry tier.
My life will be wasted until I die.
It’ll still be a wasted life afterward too, no worries
And, also, in the great scheme of things, there is no way to NOT waste your life, you are absolutely insignificant, be happy!
What if I wasted someone else's also? Is that better?
If I had a life I wouldn’t be following this subreddit so closely.
I got sober, got a girlfriend, and have been looking at options in enrolling back into college.
Well I tuned into Harmontown for those D&D sessions, of course.
Rick and Morty, Harmontown. Same thing.
Got two years into college, almost finished my gamedev project, went on a date for the first time, made loads of new friends, and started an internship.
I'd say things went well.
Intergalactic whore now
I thought about shit posting on /r/rickandmorty
Finished my PhD.
I got that promotion, that raise, and an expecting another kid. Been a good wait.
Thank you Mr. Poopy Butthole. You helped motivate me to get my Real Estate License and quit my thankless day job which felt like I was wasting my life.
Bitch I got a new job.
And thats the wayyyyyyyy the news go....
Grass... tastes bad
Lick lick lick my balls!
Haha, yeah! Say that all the time!
Poopybutthole voice That’s some fake-ass catchphrase right there
Poopybutthole voice Ooooooweeeee!
in your faceeee!!!
What was it? The og Doc and Mharti?
If they kept the humor the same and just changed the animation, I'd still watch. Maybe add a few anime-isms like unnecessary screaming, or a geyser of blood flowing out of noses when they see someone above average attractiveness.
I made all these into text tones for ios
can... can I have them?
i actually say tat all the time...lol
hit the sack, jack
That's why I always say "shum shum shlllllipiddy dop"
Tikki Tikki Tembo bitch
А при чем здесь зверушка из советского мультика и весьма здорового для психики малышей? "Рик и Морти" -это совсем из другой оперы, сударь, совершенно из иной.
Whatever you say stone cold Steve Austin
Dont know why I said that, but I'm stickin to it
haha ... whatever you say stone cold steve austin
I'm owning it.
Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
Lick lick lick lick my baaaaaaalllls!
Haha! Say that all the time!
GRASS tastes bad!
No jumping in the sewer.
Wubba lubba dub dub
Hey everyone, this person is in great pain. Someone should help him.
Schlim schlim schlippitty dop!
RICK AND MORTY FOREVER 96 MORE YEARS MORTY
Pretty crazy they didn't register that URL...
I went there and my phone caught a disease
I don't know why but I heard this in Ralph Wiggums voice.
* chuckles *
I'm in danger!
So like 3 more seasons.
Never gets old, that exact joke.
ONLY SIX MORE MONTHS
And then another 2 years till the next season :(
probably not. The reason this season took so long is that they were in negotiations for so long. They already picked up the show for another 70 episodes so there shouldn't be as long of a wait between seasons. Probably going to be similar to the time between season 1 and 2.
I honestly don't care how long it takes, so long as the quality is consistent. Season 3 took forever, but we got the Ricklantis Mix-up out of it, one of the best television episodes ever.
i totally agree. sadly it's not recognized enough. that ending had me shocked and amazed. and it still gave me feels after watching it three times
They always have fucking amazing songs in those feely endings. Ricklantis, the one with Unity...
Oh god the Unity one. That never fails to bring a tear to my eye watching that
The end of the one with unity is by Chaos Chaos, who also did the music for Teeryfolds, I've been listening to them a good bit lately.
Quality =/= quantity.
I hate waiting so long for new episodes, but it's far superior to a rushed, lame, bullshit season.
I think he meant "Ok but what about why it took 3 billion years before season 1?"
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
-Carl Sagan, Cosmos
I feel like Rick would have an opinion on that which contradicts Sagan.
Laced with profanity, and alcoholic belches.
Well yes I agree, but I think he's getting at the fact that season 3 took just as long.
Game of Thrones beg to differ.
No for season 2-3 they admitted they started too late on making the episodes and they only got the okay to make the limited amount. The season 3-4 break is because adult swim had to figure out how to make money from collectibles and such and made deals with hot topic. Adult swim green lit for 70 episodes so that they could go ahead and make season 5 and 6 and so on a lot earlier
Thank God. So we can possibly get a new season every year?
WUBA LUBA DUB DUB
Krombopulos Michael, I thought you were dead?! Aaaaahhhahah, what up my glip-glop?!
No, because you'll be dead in 14 weeks after the car accident. So, like we will, but you're not included in the we.
Only in this universe.
14,000,605 of them.
Can I get in on that car accident action?
The creators admitted they were having trouble coming up with ideas for new episodes back a couple seasons, hopefully they worked that out.
I hope Rick realizes in S6 that his whole existence is to entertain a bunch of Jerry's and offs himself
So what you're saying is that we need to buy merch...
A lot of delusional people don't seem to want to accept that Dan & Justin are just slow as hell with their process. Two years might be a stretch but I also wouldn't expect the show to suddenly be on an annual cycle either.
Exactly. This isn’t some super power animation/writing team like South Park. South Park literally start making each episode mere days before release!
Yeah and sometimes that really shows. I’d rather have get better episodes even if it means waiting longer
Agreed it does show! I see benefits in both and enjoy both shows. South Park can always bring in the latest gag and news controversy meanwhile rick and more can have more thought out and complex storylines.
The reason Rick and Morty is good is 100% in the writing. As season 8 of GoT has shown us, you can't rush the writing or it ends up garbage.
Well they took an extra year off just to polish and get season 8 of GoT ready. It's really just more that D&D are terrible writers who want to move on from the series
GoT want rushed for the amount of time they had to write. They took an extra year for six episodes.
GoT is rushed in that there should have been 10 episodes in both S7 and S8, maybe even a S9.
RICKY TICKY TAVI BEEEOTCH
THATS THE WAAAAY THE NEWS GOES
HIT THE SACK JACK
LICK LICK LICK MY BAAAAALLLLS Yeah! Say it all the time.
exactly the first words I said
Let’s get *burp RIGGITY RIGGITY *burp WRECKED SOOOON!
Now we can live our life again
SZCHEWAN SAUCE PACKET NUMBER 4 LETS GOOOOO
And then we will get 1 episode per week for weeks ... sigh
Ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching. Does that mean you're aroused, or did you just get a signal that one of your buddies found a grape?
I'm pumped but this 6 months is going to feel like years
I need my dose of Rick and Morty!
Everyone on November 1st going to be asking where the new episodes are.
Release date: November 73rd.
🦀🦀🦀 Dan Harmon is powerless against Rick and Morty fan base. 🦀🦀🦀
🦀🦀 it costs $11 to watch this season of rick and morty 🦀🦀
🦀🦀🦀More like costs 11 years of your life waiting 🦀🦀🦀
🦀🦀haha I don't think so🦀🦀
🦀 🦀 JAMFLEX IS GONE 🦀 🦀
🦀🦀DAN AND JUSTIN WONT RESPOND TO THIS🦀🦀
Man, OSRS crabs have been absolutely everywhere.
🦀🦀Reddit is powerless against the crabs🦀🦀
Meet Rickletics, my C-137 locked Rick and Morty account.
Gotta get that afk xp while it’s hot
The user bases are pretty much the same
🦀🦀🦀 Justin Roiland is powerless against Mortytown clans 🦀🦀🦀
Release Date: November 30th 23:59
It's in theaters now, coming this summer.
" Where are the new episodes? It's November somewhere, bitch!"
Seriously dude, 40k fans are the same. GW will say "this stuff is coming out before October" or something and mid august people are tearing each other apart.
25 shmeckles says the first episode is thanksgiving week.
They’re gonna make it late November too I just know it ughhhh
What is my purpose for the next 6 months
You pass time
(Wow this blew up, thanks for the silver too!)
Oh my God.
Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Yea welcome to the club
I mean a lot of us waited almost two years for Game of Thrones. No way Dan can fuck Rick and Morty up as bad as that shit show. I think we'll make it boys
Oh my god
Welcome to life.
And you pass butter.
See if you can break the world record for most times watching Rick and Morty seasons 1-3 in a 6 month period.
I think you just meant to move that down the list.
As long as there are things to look forward to I'll keep moving it down the list... But it'll definitely stay on the list lmao
I tried so long to figure out what "You're No Top" meant in relation to the posts on that sub before I realized my mistake.
You Reno top?
Before you go, how was John Wick 3?
I'm seeing it tomorrow night! I better fix my checklist.
Seeing it Saturday, very excited
My guy have you forgotten our lord and savior, Godzilla?
Lol same bro...
[ ] New Tool Album
A younger guy at work didnt know who Tool was. Did the math and he was like 10yr old when their last album came out
I got into Tool when their last album was new. Heard Pot on XM radio and knew I needed to hear more. I guess I’ve been luckier than other fans that I have been able to immerse myself in their other stuff as a first time listener while waiting for the new album.
How did I miss that that was happening???
[ ] Stranger Things S23
[ ] Dark S2
I have super good news for you about Stranger Things
You forgot Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Also, Spider-Man: Far From Home (MULTIVERSE HYPE). Square-Enix's E3 conference, with more Final Fantasy VII news. Possibly Final Fantasy VII this year (they said they expect their Q4 profits to beat Q2 & Q3 combined).
Edit: If you need anything else to live for, just ask. I know of loads of things going on that would help stretch that date further away. Also, if you ever want someone to talk to, hit me up.
End of Skywalker saga in Star Wars
new bojack horseman
[ ] Listen to the new Tool album
To that list and you'll have mine.
And now playing human music!
Hmmm! Human music!
This guy gets it!
Mm mm mm maah maahh mmyy man!
I can't wait for Morty to kill the Night King.
Expectations status: subverted
Rick kind of forgot he had a portal gun
Honestly, if there is a S3 e2 (mad Max parody)- style episode that gives us a satisfactory ending to game of thrones while also being funny... I think most people would consider that Canon. And it wouldn't even be hard to do
Medieval Morty : But rick, if I sleep with Summer wont our kids be all Kronenburgy
Medieval Summer: hey I already suggested the intergenerational sex sandwich in season 1 - prudes
That would be the funniest, saddest, most fucked up way for Morty to finally lose his virginity.
Did you already forget about Gwendolyn?
What about Morty and the chick he was with without Toxic Morty inside of him
And that mermaid puss
I hate how much I've talked about this but Gwendolyn doesn't count. She was a non sentient sex toy, a glorified flesh light.
Sounds like Morty has got that mermaid puss though.
But not show that scene until Morty's Mindblowers Pt II where we find out he begged Rick to repress it
YOUR BLOOD WILL BE MY LOTION
We desperately need a GoT themed entire episode, and also probably won't get one now because we asked for one, just Rick dressed as Twin Lannister going on screen for 10 seconds and telling the audience "go fuck yourselves, this isn't Family Guy".
Damn what if Morty = R + L?
This would be a waaaaay better ending than whatever Douche and Dickless have planned for Sunday.
What day in November tho
Does anyone know the formula for concentrated dark matter?
*Dusts half of season 4
Good job, jerk!
Hungy for apples?
I feel like the three sounds I heard could be explained by an initial erroneous snap on the right followed by a hasty, corrective flipping of the requested snap. Then during the resultant darkness and silence, a third, shameful unsnapping of the initial snap. Is my assessment accurate?
Yeah that’s basically how it all shaked out. I’m sorry.
McDonalds: “No, no, no. Not again! Hide the sauce packets!!”
Oh god no, don't remind me of that cringe show...
Honestly it was way more tame than people make it out to be. There was one asian kid that acted dumb, more likely to parody the situation since that's what his whole channel is about, and everyone just ran with it.
wait...seriously? The main talking point of the whole sauce scandal was a purposeful parody made for youtube? How am I just learning about this?
edit: ok, there was a bit more to it than that
Because that alone isn’t the main talking point. There were mcdonalds where cops were called. One had to have riot police break up the crowd of angry neckbeards.
At one mcdonalds, the people got so angry that they started jumping the counters to search for the sauce that they believed the employees to be hiding. At others, it was said to be a mob as people rushed the counter to try and get their hands on the sauce.
A dude traded his car for a sauce packet. A fucking sauce packet.
The mcdonalds shit was some of the most disgraceful shit I have ever seen, and I have never felt so ashamed to be part of a fandom.
I remember the car incident which was weird but not like it was hurting anyone else. I don't know of any sources for those other ones.
Cringier than midnight on Black Friday at Target/Walmart.
McDonald’s brought that upon themselves.
Yep, that was 100% on them -- they decided to bring back the sauce on their own, and they decided to carry so little of it.
I think the cringey idiots throwing tantrums are more to blame then McDonald's.
The point being Dan Harmon/R&M were not to blame
The Szechuan sauce machine is out of order.
I really wish they just kept the sauce. I was pleasantly surprised with how good it was.
I have a few ideas why they didn't
After the initial cringefest, it really was just another sauce option. Could have at least changed the name and kept the tastey goodness.
Plot twist: they hired D&D to write this season
And it probably won't go to shit like GOT has this season
We don’t know that. Dan Harmon might make the season shit on purpose so people will stop asking him about the show
Hyped things always seem to go to shit.
You're doing god's work.
Lol I love how intentionally awkward it is.
Should be higher up! Thank you!
But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.
I fucking cried man
Graaaaaaass tastes bad.
I say that all the time
The most underrated comment.
ah geez rick, I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
The shleem has sprouted!
Then a shlami shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it.
There are several hizzards in the way.
The blampfs rub against the chumbles
Damn I was worried we might have to wait a while, hopefully they get D&D to come in and do some guest writing
Rick kind of forgot he was the smartest person in the galaxy.
Rick kinda forgot about Evil Morty, but Evil Morty hasn't forgotten about Rick.
I mean, Rick C-137 never knew about Evil Morty in the first place, as far as we've seen in the show.
That sounds awful
Didn't they work on Community with Harmon too?
e: very wrong, and too lazy to google it. Just ignore me
Don't think so, are you thinking of the Russo brothers?
Here I go hyping again!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Time to get schwifty yeahhh
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE!
In bird culture this is considered great news!
Wubba lubba dub dub!!
Why do you need help and where is the pain coming from?
False opioid crisis and everywhere. At least in the case of those like me.
That’s the way the news goes.
Why are you sad?
I WILL LIKE WHAT THEY GOT
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
So we might get a mr. poopy butthole with a big white beard after all (Xmas special ft Mr. PB).
Happy cake day!
PRAISE BE THE HEAD!!!
Praise be the... yeah.
I am in great pain, please help me!!!
Lol so true
Now they just need to fool us and release it earlier
I have a deaf cat. She was born deaf apparently.
She spends alot of her day walking around the house and gets restless at night when we corral her into the room for sleep. For months she would spend nights sprinting around the room, attacking our other cat and just generally being a bad kitty.
One night I put on Rick and Morty and fell asleep to it. Woke up at 2am to use the bathroom and she was just sitting in her bed, eyes fixated to the TV. Whenever she's restless we put on rick and morty because it seems to be the only show she watches and gets fixated on enough to keep her in bed for the night.
The weirdest reaction I had to this picture was excitement that my cat is going to have new episodes of Rick and Morty to watch since my personal hype for the show has died down a bit.
It's been 84 years...
I’m Gazorpasorp fucking field bitch!
Now gimme my damn enchiladas
RIP NO NUT NOVEMBER
I’m a bit of a stickler meeseeks, when in November?
Everyone get in here!!!
Please let there me a new Interdimensional Cable!
I preferred Mortys Mind blowers, personally.
Why not both!
Rick watches commercials he did in the past that he doesn't remember...
I would be satisfied with that or more of "Morty's Mindblowers "
I want yooooouuuuuuu, season 4!
Tomorrow: Sorry to inform you, but we had to delay the release of season 4 from November 2019, to late 2020. We are extremely sorry for this and just as sad as you are.
Edit: Why are people downvoting my sign of peace among all worlds?
I can’t allow myself to die now
95 MORE YEARS RICK AND MORTY
If how long it takes them to make a season is any indication, the announcement video probably took them a solid month
Shut up and take my schmeckles!
I’m going to kill my wife
why is this marked as a spoiler when you spoiled the news in the title of the post? wtf
I wasn't a big fan of Season 3 but loved Season 1 and 2. I hope I enjoy this!
Don’t know why this is getting downvoted, season 3 is by far the weakest so far
Because people let media dictate their personality
About time! Season 5 coming in 2048 though.
Maybe they wanted to wait for their stupid fanbase to get older and get out of their idiot phase
pretty fucken stupid to assume i was going to grow as a person
Is today Christmas?! First a Black Mirror release date, now a Rick and Morty release date! It's about damn time!
thinks about it
I don't believe you.
I can't wait to start bitching about season 5's release date.
Anyone get desperate like me and resort to watching “Community”? Tried my hardest to find parallels between the two.
Jesus fucking Christ about time already
FUCKING YES !
I screamed. It was worth it.
this comment reads like it was generated by a Tumblr bot
Fucking yassssssss goddammmmit ...im hard.
PROUD UNCLE MY NEPHEW USING THOSE QUICK SNKRS APP FINGERS
Finally, something that has meaning in this sub lol
Wubba lubba dub dub!
Why does this feel like a late April 1st joke and their are going to release it today or tomorrow?
Just saw the announcement video on youtube, so I thought I'd come here watch people shit themselves. I was not wrong.
#CALLING ALL MICHAEL JAN VINCENTS!
Only those of us with the highest of IQs will understand all the references in this announcement
Great, I need to know more about what is happening on the Citadel.
Bitch, I was ready yester... [jumps in portal]
The first episodes gets released, I swear to god I'll draw five drawings just from that episode. I just miss Rick an Morty fanarts, Rick and Morty episodes, everything Rick and Morty basically. Such a nice announcement they had.
I will never not be skeptical, the closest I get to trust is cautious optimism.
I hope we get more Ricklantis Mixup-like episodes now.
Oh shit here comes Vindicators 4!
Cant wait for vegan Morty
I practically nutted when I saw that earlier
Why on earth does this have a spoiler tag?
At first I was bummed I would have to wait 18 months for this, but apparently it’s currently 2019? It was a roller coaster of emotion.
wubba lubba dub dub, my glip-glops
Why tf is it a spoiler?
Gonna call this now, there will be an episode in the upcoming season where our protaganists meet some kind of people that worship them in such a way as to mirror the awful Rick and Morty fans who think they are more intellectually superior than others and Rick will rip them a new one and they (The real world douche-fans) will cheer it on because they are actually too stupid to realize he's making fun of them.
Beat me to it, take your upvote
Don't just sit around and....waste your life!!
My squanch is ready
Ummm, I think you really shouldn't say that...
oh yes my buttcheeks are ready
6 more months, we can do this
BUZZING, I’ll believe it when I see it though!
Oh Boi, here they come again :D
i was here
Not including a “maybe” is a fail
6 more months of pain, but still, finally!!!
It’s been 300 years.
Oh geeez man
About ricking time!
Is this real or a joke? Justin don't hurt me like this.
Came away suspicious of one of two things:
1) This was a rerecording of an announcement that was meant to be November 2018 and this was more of an inside joke.
2) It'll come earlier than November 2019 as they're trolls
give me a warning at least dude... shiaat ma pants
Jeez. The announcement makes it seem farther away.
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Aww jeez Rick, see ya on the front page!
FINALLY SOMETHING FUCKING ENTERTAINING
It is defiantly time to get schwifty!!
That's me watching 1-3 at least twice before November then.
I just got a warm feeling all over my body. Good news!
I really hope this is not a joke.
1 more season and I'll have my degree.
Oh weee cant wait to squanch
There was a ghost and this is ectoplasm. The ghost came in here and covered me with his ectoplasm...
Weird..I just had a dream about rick and morty last night
Everything is happening around November this year. It's a lazy year, 2019.
We did it
Did anyone think that it looked odd the way they were acting in the trailer? Like what if they were hiding and it will actually be released a lot earlier?? Like this summer??
This will be the best birthday I've ever had in my life
First Black Mirror Season 5 Trailer and now this? wow
I'm gonna take a shit
ah shit, here we go again
Now can you fucks stop trying to act dnart so we can enjoy the show without the entire Internet crucifyibg us for it?
Wanna lubba dubb dub bitches(sorry for the spelling errors, English is my last language, I'm on phone and I'm a gay seal)
You gotta get schwifty.
Eek Barba Durkel.
I'm happy because I love the show, but I'm sad because I hate the community and all the kids thinking their smart bc they watch a cartoon are going to come back...
Their function is to make a great show, not keep you being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe and stuff.
We better get a good evil Morty episode
God forbid people enjoy a show
And there was much rejoicing
season 4 Nov - Dec
Season 5 2022 Nov
Wubba lubba dub dub!! Somebody get me to The Healing Center ;-)
YESSSS WE'VE MADE IT THIS FAR. 6 MORE MONTHS
Can’t wait to see Mr.PoopyButtHole
You don’t know me.
Whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!
Sees Release date...
Oh geez, Rick!
Don't fall for it. We're in a simulation.
Wubba lubba dub dub!!!
Existence will be a little less painful with a new season in November!