Redoodled from a couple of years ago
Is... is this real?
Just for women with breast implants size C or higher? Not for women who naturally have size C or higher?
I honestly want one of these
Yep, I don't remember what it's called though.
Watermark says "kush" but I don't really think that's it.
It should be, I use my own hand or shove a pillow between them to keep them from moving when I lay on my side.
Source: the boobz is heavy
Couldn't you just like... roll up a newspaper?
There was an H3H3 video about this, I forget what it's called though.
Is it bad i read the title like the dude from The Offspring?
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy come out and play!
By the time you hear the siren It's already too late
You're under 18 you won't be doin' any tiiiiiiime
Since that was what OP intended, no, it's not bad.
Naw man, I did the exact same thing.
I'm no posttitleologist, but I think that was the point...
We all did, son. We all did.
It beats me reading it as Andre from The League.
I am listening to it now because I had to
I think it's sad if you don't.
I read it as Kanye West
I CALL THAT APARTHEID
ctrl-f + "I call that apartheid", was not disappointed
That's the joke, no?
Nah, I did too
Why would that be bad
Girls (or guys with big moobs) is this a real problem? I can’t fall asleep when my knees are touching so maybe it’s similar?
Yes, and it starts being an issue at a smaller size than you might think. Pretty much if not wearing a bra is uncomfortable (aside from friction issues), side sagging can cause discomfort. Especially during your period when they're usually swollen and tender anyway.
I thought it would be one of the things that went away after my reduction. Nope. And I hate the way it feels when I'm sleeping on my side and they're still sticking together. It's weirdly uncomfortable. I just stick my sheet or blanket between them 😑
I'm a B cup and this is the first time I hear that not wearing a bra can be uncomfortable. Just recently I was educated that some women can't sleep or lie on their stomach. B may not be cup size for his pleasure but I sure as hell enjoy the freedom of never having been inconvenienced by my breasts in my entire life.
I'm happy we found some way to appreciate big boobs for their aesthetics but damn the upsides really don't seem to match the downsides.
Guess it depends, I’m a D cup and not wearing a bra is super uncomfortable, but I sleep on my side all the time without issues.
My GF lets me be her handbra while we sleep. I'm totally just doing it to help her out.
It can get really warm and sweaty sometimes. I usually tuck my shirt in between because even if I’m cold my chest will get sweaty and no one likes sweaty tits.
Worst for for me is when they’re just barely sweaty, and when I move, they peel off each other, like my legs when I’ve been sitting on a warm plastic chair while wearing shorts and I decide to stand up.
no one likes sweaty tits.
I'll be there for you, these 5 words I swear to you......
I always hate when my boobs touch my rib cage just below them, so I could see how it would be refreshing to have a break from them touching each other.
holy crap I thought I was the only one!!!! I gained a lot of weight recently, so it's super noticable. if I'm not wearing my bra, I just tuck the fabric of my shirt under them so I don't feel it - it looks seriously crazy hahaha 😂
I like wearing bras because of this. Either that or folding the shirt around the breast and hoping it somewhat holds.
You know how when you sweat and you wake up with your dick stuck to your leg and some skin folded up and now you can't feel comfortable? I assume it's a lot like that
If male boobs make moobs then what does the b in boobs stand for originally?
I have this problem every night. I usually wear a take top to bed and kind of tuck my shirt between my breasts. Hard to sleep when they’re trying to strangle you or smother you.
Well thanks asshole, now I can't fall asleep
Gotta keep 'em separated
I call that "apartit."
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
If I'm good in this life I'll be resurrected as a titty separator.
For the bosoms of thine wench
supposed to help prevent chest wrinkles!
"Kendall discovers a phallic object that takes her back to her childhood"
Heeeeeeeyy...come out and play!
e-------–---------------------–--------- B---------------–----—---------------– G–-----------------------–------------- D--–---1-2--2/4--2-1-----–------------ A--2-3--–-------–-----3--2-2-2--3-2-- E---------------------------------------
That tablature is accurate AF. 10/10
BY THE TIME YOU HEAR THE SIRENS
Nothing helps you sleep better than some good ol Kush
I get it. I sleep on my side but I hate having my legs touching each other so I usually just stuff some blanket between them. It wouldn't be as easy if I had chest legs.
Chest legs was an uncomfortable mental image.
I call that apartheid
I put one between my butt cheeks for stealthy farting
Oh shit it’s the crawdad man
Is this actually a problem busty women deal with?
Yes. I wore bras to bed for years, and now I just sleep with a rolled up washcloth in between the girls. Keeps em feeling secure and not sweaty
Well, TIL. Thanks for the boob-schooling.
You don't even have to be that busty. This could also happen with people with smaller breasts, it really depends on how they are attached to your chest.
I read this title in the voice of an old shrimp boat captain called Crawdad Man.
Actually. I would use this. I’m a side sleeper and I hate the marks I have between my boobs in the morning from my boobs being squished together.
Wonder if they are coming put with one for your ads cheeks.
the Tush Kush
They have that leg pillow thing, if you’re willing to get it up close. Lol
My wife sleeps with a stuffed animal to keep them separated. I never knew I could be jealous of a stuffed animal...
Was I the only one who I thought that it was going somewhere else?
Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doing any time
Hey, come out and play
I just have to say it, if I'm reaching for a bag like that on my nightstand.... That's not what I expect to be in it.
I've woken myself up by smashing my ankles together. that shit hurts. can't imagine how slamming your tiddies together in your sleep would feel.
A lot softer than ankles, that's for sure
Is it like Subway bread? Are the two halves not supposed to touch?
Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease.
The bras are strappin' on their way to the bedroom
Was it just me thinking this,
Nah me too buddy, have that song in my Spotify playlist 😅
Best job ever
MAN YOU TALKIN BACK TO ME?!
My wife would need a 2L bottle.
Definitely thought something else was coming out of that bag
I love the faces of the doodle. Especially when the mouth goes up, as if it's moving it's head to get adjusted
I'd watch this all day long
The Irish have some opinpons on this. 3:25 mark, mobile won't copy timestamp for some reason.
I can fix that
Can I have that job please????????????
a pillow for your pillows
What the fuck are those pajamas...
I remember watching this commercial years ago thinking that chick was so hot. Who knows who she is?? haha
Gotta keep em separated I call that apartheid!!!!
"What is my purpose?"
"You lift and separate ladies' breasts."
i call that apartheid