r/nottheonion

r/nottheonion

'Stop fingering me, bro': ACLU sues DC cop for alleged anal probe
484 upvotes
62 comments
Etanla
2 days ago
foxreno.com
'Stop fingering me, bro': ACLU sues DC cop for alleged anal probe
Snake fished out of Virginia Beach toilet, claimed by owners miles away
17 upvotes
1 comments
FelineMessiah
1 day ago
richmond.com
Snake fished out of Virginia Beach toilet, claimed by owners miles away
Tortilla chips at Austin spontaneously combust twice in 3 days
50 upvotes
3 comments
KinkyQuesadilla
1 day ago
abc13.com
Tortilla chips at Austin spontaneously combust twice in 3 days
Humans Show Racial Bias Towards Robots of Different Colors
113 upvotes
23 comments
wasdfghx
2 days ago
spectrum.ieee.org
Humans Show Racial Bias Towards Robots of Different Colors
Vienna's metro hands out 14,000 deodorants to passengers amid stifling summer heatwave
1088 upvotes
41 comments
AustrianMichael
3 days ago
telegraph.co.uk
Vienna's metro hands out 14,000 deodorants to passengers amid stifling summer heatwave
Colleges ask for a share of future salary in lieu of loans
44 upvotes
15 comments
calgaryflamer
1 day ago
apnews.com
Colleges ask for a share of future salary in lieu of loans
“An almond doesn’t lactate:” FDA to crack down on use of the word “milk”
53383 upvotes
4278 comments
watercubes
3 days ago
arstechnica.com
“An almond doesn’t lactate:” FDA to crack down on use of the word “milk”
Cancer fundraising march mistaken for neo-Nazi rally; dozens injured
0 upvotes
1 comments
TheAngelPeterGabriel
1 day ago
stuffednz.com
Cancer fundraising march mistaken for neo-Nazi rally; dozens injured
Alaska congressional candidate has never visited the state: AP
14 upvotes
5 comments
20154Ryan
1 day ago
thehill.com
Alaska congressional candidate has never visited the state: AP
Baby born in chick-fil-a bathroom to get free food for life
144 upvotes
27 comments
DeffJohnWilkesBooth
1 day ago
wsvn.com
Baby born in chick-fil-a bathroom to get free food for life
Humans Show Racial Bias Towards Robots of Different Colors
1286 upvotes
237 comments
xyliandro
2 days ago
spectrum.ieee.org
Humans Show Racial Bias Towards Robots of Different Colors
Child spies used only when very necessary, says Downing Street
30115 upvotes
1116 comments
fuckusnowman
1 day ago
theguardian.com
Child spies used only when very necessary, says Downing Street
Jenny McCarthy doesn't know what her Google Home sounds like, assumes it's a ghost
35166 upvotes
1832 comments
rufus418
2 days ago
androidpolice.com
Jenny McCarthy doesn't know what her Google Home sounds like, assumes it's a ghost
Newspaper issues correction over ‘booze-fuelled orgy’ claims
11 upvotes
1 comments
heinderhead
1 day ago
theguardian.com
Newspaper issues correction over ‘booze-fuelled orgy’ claims
Man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him
10178 upvotes
907 comments
outdatedopinion
4 days ago
news.com.au
Man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him
Ominous Egyptian sarcophagus opened, found to contain no dark forces
1216 upvotes
107 comments
Barskie
2 days ago
wsfa.com
Ominous Egyptian sarcophagus opened, found to contain no dark forces