Yeah dog threesomes and gang bangs are pretty common
523 upvotes
5 comments
Jayked22
1 week ago
reddit.com
Yeah dog threesomes and gang bangs are pretty common
Do y'all eat your child with or without the peel?
42 upvotes
7 comments
Robert_Jarman
1 week ago
reddit.com
Do y'all eat your child with or without the peel?
“I’m quite familiar with fully nude spider battles in the shower.”
21 upvotes
1 comments
Lightwavers
2 weeks ago
old.reddit.com
“I’m quite familiar with fully nude spider battles in the shower.”
Dibs on the head/vagina combo piece
12 upvotes
1 comments
boardmix
1 week ago
reddit.com
Dibs on the head/vagina combo piece
Wait old people can randomly die? Lmao I fucking love it
985 upvotes
8 comments
dcdown
5 days ago
reddit.com
Wait old people can randomly die? Lmao I fucking love it
You've been a bad boy, back in the oven.
17 upvotes
1 comments
Robert_Jarman
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
You've been a bad boy, back in the oven.
my dog ate my immigration papers
13 upvotes
1 comments
OverOxidized
5 days ago
reddit.com
my dog ate my immigration papers
They fuckin shapeshift. It's like flesh-fractals.
12 upvotes
1 comments
FenekPanda
1 week ago
reddit.com
They fuckin shapeshift. It's like flesh-fractals.
“Violence makes juggling so much better”
15 upvotes
1 comments
Fella151
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
“Violence makes juggling so much better”
"God I wish I could bathe in alien cum"
22 upvotes
2 comments
Chilli_Axe
1 week ago
reddit.com
"God I wish I could bathe in alien cum"
I'm unaware of your needs. Thanks Cat Penis.
52 upvotes
3 comments
foolhardywaffle
2 weeks ago
old.reddit.com
I'm unaware of your needs. Thanks Cat Penis.
cis women produce more smegma than cis men do
6 upvotes
1 comments
Pineapples_Deluxe
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
cis women produce more smegma than cis men do
"Those damn lesbians and their space crime!"
732 upvotes
7 comments
behaigo
19 hours ago
reddit.com
"Those damn lesbians and their space crime!"
I just fuck up my code a lot and have to kill a child
12 upvotes
1 comments
kbfan18
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
I just fuck up my code a lot and have to kill a child
CBT for adult children Dealing with Difficult Parents?
6 upvotes
1 comments
xXPurple_ShrekXx
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
CBT for adult children Dealing with Difficult Parents?
I have eaten debilitating amounts of chicken stew before, also.
14 upvotes
1 comments
LemonPoppyMuffin
5 days ago
reddit.com
I have eaten debilitating amounts of chicken stew before, also.
mmmh tit fingers
6 upvotes
1 comments
samurai_for_hire
1 week ago
reddit.com
mmmh tit fingers
Imagine being two hotdogs away from breaking the world record
168 upvotes
5 comments
Dr_MoRpHed
5 days ago
reddit.com
Imagine being two hotdogs away from breaking the world record
Lose the covers. These babies look great naked.
18 upvotes
2 comments
whydoesthousmell
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Lose the covers. These babies look great naked.
It all depends on how many woodchucks she can fit in her vagina
39 upvotes
3 comments
derpmasterrr
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
It all depends on how many woodchucks she can fit in her vagina
This human uses flashbangs to masturbate.
15 upvotes
1 comments
Agen_p
1 week ago
reddit.com
This human uses flashbangs to masturbate.
Oh, these are artisanal pee eggs.
565 upvotes
11 comments
Deliphin
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Oh, these are artisanal pee eggs.
"Does this man's car contain marijuana?" "Who cares? Look at my butthole."
4 upvotes
1 comments
Dim_Innuendo
2 days ago
old.reddit.com
"Does this man's car contain marijuana?" "Who cares? Look at my butthole."
That thing is massive. The girth of it alone is too much
117 upvotes
6 comments
emPtysp4ce
3 days ago
np.reddit.com
That thing is massive. The girth of it alone is too much
Just did this with my bf and he threw up scissors...noice!
490 upvotes
14 comments
KsbjA
1 week ago
reddit.com
Just did this with my bf and he threw up scissors...noice!
Onii-Chan, My thorax is moving on its own!
12 upvotes
6 comments
Dr_MoRpHed
1 week ago
reddit.com
Onii-Chan, My thorax is moving on its own!
Ok but if you rotate now you're gonna end up with cum in your bum
16 upvotes
2 comments
eric-the-noob
1 week ago
reddit.com
Ok but if you rotate now you're gonna end up with cum in your bum
Turn around and you've got a free enema
180 upvotes
0 comments
Dr_MoRpHed
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Turn around and you've got a free enema
White good black bad
7 upvotes
2 comments
Rinat1234567890
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
White good black bad
daddy needs 3 inches
579 upvotes
15 comments
cornLunch
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
daddy needs 3 inches
Nocontext and you. How to tell if your post belong on r/nocontext!
457 upvotes
36 comments
Not_An_Ambulance
6 months ago
Nocontext and you. How to tell if your post belong on r/nocontext!
Emp: I shouldn't have fucked those tubes...
10 upvotes
1 comments
TiggyHiggs
1 day ago
reddit.com
Emp: I shouldn't have fucked those tubes...
Sky god sang makes me hard. If he not wet, mom die.
88 upvotes
2 comments
Alex23087
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Sky god sang makes me hard. If he not wet, mom die.
TIL paralyzed orphans are vegan food.
667 upvotes
10 comments
ColdplayForeplay
1 week ago
reddit.com
TIL paralyzed orphans are vegan food.
Imagine if your head was Canada and you were staring at the moon.
9 upvotes
1 comments
Darkphibre
1 week ago
reddit.com
Imagine if your head was Canada and you were staring at the moon.
Does anyone else unironically miss [TD]
0 upvotes
1 comments
xXPurple_ShrekXx
2 weeks ago
old.reddit.com
Does anyone else unironically miss [TD]
When did corsair get a hold of your colon?
398 upvotes
5 comments
ilm9001
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
When did corsair get a hold of your colon?
"The ground can see you, and you don't know what it is hiding."
31 upvotes
1 comments
Lightwavers
2 days ago
reddit.com
"The ground can see you, and you don't know what it is hiding."
'Chefs always have the best ass nazis.'
42 upvotes
1 comments
Portarossa
1 week ago
reddit.com
'Chefs always have the best ass nazis.'
Sir Topham Hatt was very cross.
2 upvotes
1 comments
NarrowWizard
5 days ago
reddit.com
Sir Topham Hatt was very cross.
I’m amazed it has been able to stay erect all these years.
14 upvotes
2 comments
BirdsCanFlyWhyCantI
1 week ago
reddit.com
I’m amazed it has been able to stay erect all these years.
Can I come over and play with your rope bones?
6 upvotes
1 comments
Bestogoddess
12 hours ago
reddit.com
Can I come over and play with your rope bones?
Yes, I'll take the dark skinned ones.
8 upvotes
1 comments
CelioHogane
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Yes, I'll take the dark skinned ones.
I eat the skin. It has a nice tang to it. You get used to the hair.
611 upvotes
13 comments
92Grapes
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
I eat the skin. It has a nice tang to it. You get used to the hair.
“Why does the dog have nose? Give him a little black snozz”
6 upvotes
1 comments
adamup27
2 days ago
reddit.com
“Why does the dog have nose? Give him a little black snozz”
Finally my fetish for innocent candid kid pics is paying off
12 upvotes
0 comments
Dr_MoRpHed
6 days ago
reddit.com
Finally my fetish for innocent candid kid pics is paying off
“Slutty Deer Noises”
635 upvotes
12 comments
Purepower7
1 day ago
reddit.com
“Slutty Deer Noises”
Jar Jar's mouth is really convincing
10 upvotes
1 comments
Bad_Handyman
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Jar Jar's mouth is really convincing
Step aside, Elon, no amount of rocket ships can match this sausage
584 upvotes
3 comments
Lars34
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
Step aside, Elon, no amount of rocket ships can match this sausage
maybe you don't like sucking the wind's dick but I live for that shit
25 upvotes
1 comments
Dr_MoRpHed
1 week ago
reddit.com
maybe you don't like sucking the wind's dick but I live for that shit
My chick from last year who liked to ride around on her mom
533 upvotes
4 comments
RandomlyInserted
1 week ago
reddit.com
My chick from last year who liked to ride around on her mom
he killed ninja's wife
1 upvotes
1 comments
getting_wooshed
1 week ago
reddit.com
he killed ninja's wife
Ha! I hope the confetti is made of brightly dyed foreskins!
11 upvotes
1 comments
Mibo5354
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Ha! I hope the confetti is made of brightly dyed foreskins!
sucky fuck my schlobba nobba bitch
1 upvotes
1 comments
SuperNerd6527
1 week ago
reddit.com
sucky fuck my schlobba nobba bitch
"So my body is totally open and ready to be penetrated by *Spiders*."
586 upvotes
10 comments
Queen_of_Antiva
3 days ago
reddit.com
"So my body is totally open and ready to be penetrated by *Spiders*."
With cows, we just kind of hose it off and shove it back in
454 upvotes
18 comments
Idliketothank__Devil
1 week ago
reddit.com
With cows, we just kind of hose it off and shove it back in
Don't get bloody, cut toward your buddy!
343 upvotes
9 comments
Dr_MoRpHed
5 days ago
reddit.com
Don't get bloody, cut toward your buddy!
The ocean is just one huge violation of human rights
29 upvotes
1 comments
strangerquark256
1 week ago
reddit.com
The ocean is just one huge violation of human rights
Everybody gangsta till octopus wear coconut armor
21 upvotes
1 comments
Jurk_McGerkin
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Everybody gangsta till octopus wear coconut armor
I always prefer Hitler to Resistance.
14 upvotes
2 comments
PM_Me_British_Stuff
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
I always prefer Hitler to Resistance.
There’s that sexy 11 year old
24 upvotes
1 comments
CalypsoTheKitty
1 day ago
reddit.com
There’s that sexy 11 year old
Want to build a golf course but don’t have any land? Just kidnap 18 girls!
669 upvotes
11 comments
Nloveladyallen
1 week ago
reddit.com
Want to build a golf course but don’t have any land? Just kidnap 18 girls!
I just killed someone for the first time! I'm so excited!
16 upvotes
1 comments
IAbstainFromSociety
1 week ago
reddit.com
I just killed someone for the first time! I'm so excited!