Tell him the wifi said it was good
1 upvotes
1 comments
explorer_c37
4 days ago
reddit.com
Tell him the wifi said it was good
Hey don't blame Jesus for inbreeding.
3 upvotes
1 comments
MuresMalum
4 days ago
old.reddit.com
Hey don't blame Jesus for inbreeding.
G... grandma? *Unzips*
22 upvotes
3 comments
BrentleTheGentle
1 week ago
reddit.com
G... grandma? *Unzips*
Five guys filling up my two sisters
912 upvotes
11 comments
DashLeJoker
4 days ago
reddit.com
Five guys filling up my two sisters
A single dick is easy to take care of. It needs to be dozens. Hundreds.
1030 upvotes
6 comments
Gov_Martin_OweMalley
5 days ago
reddit.com
A single dick is easy to take care of. It needs to be dozens. Hundreds.
Don't you dare disrespect Ball Fondlers.
420 upvotes
9 comments
sparkyroosta
1 week ago
reddit.com
Don't you dare disrespect Ball Fondlers.
Went from normal to African to Alabama real quick
434 upvotes
4 comments
PilotG69
3 days ago
reddit.com
Went from normal to African to Alabama real quick
Put good poop in your butt to try to scare away the bad poop
28 upvotes
2 comments
NaarDaar
1 week ago
reddit.com
Put good poop in your butt to try to scare away the bad poop
Super fun to smash as a kid though.
2 upvotes
1 comments
BenJ618
5 days ago
reddit.com
Super fun to smash as a kid though.
I want to make an account where I just let my phone go wild in my pocket
12 upvotes
2 comments
-PlanetSuperMind-
1 week ago
reddit.com
I want to make an account where I just let my phone go wild in my pocket
I agree, they’re a minority, and we hate them
51 upvotes
6 comments
unknownrostam
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
I agree, they’re a minority, and we hate them
Oh no pls dont fuk the pig
4 upvotes
1 comments
kj11053
1 week ago
reddit.com
Oh no pls dont fuk the pig
Foots a foot when you're horny
5 upvotes
1 comments
MuphynManIV
1 week ago
reddit.com
Foots a foot when you're horny
This is why the little ones get tied down.
16 upvotes
2 comments
disguisedlizardthing
1 week ago
reddit.com
This is why the little ones get tied down.
Dam I thought you meant three dudes at once.
10 upvotes
1 comments
jmtamere
1 week ago
reddit.com
Dam I thought you meant three dudes at once.
Tree Law Day is so much better than Child Porn Week last year.
93 upvotes
1 comments
Zellion-Fly
4 days ago
reddit.com
Tree Law Day is so much better than Child Porn Week last year.
Jokes on them I only listen to loli breathing ASMR
7 upvotes
2 comments
Jayked22
4 days ago
reddit.com
Jokes on them I only listen to loli breathing ASMR
LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE Lucifer!!! He's hot and fun!
8 upvotes
1 comments
chiuta
4 days ago
reddit.com
LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE Lucifer!!! He's hot and fun!
Tfw you didn't even make a splash coming out the birth canal
5 upvotes
2 comments
wognogschlong
1 week ago
reddit.com
Tfw you didn't even make a splash coming out the birth canal
I am not gay, dick is just my favorite flavor
17 upvotes
1 comments
TheSquareEyeball
1 week ago
reddit.com
I am not gay, dick is just my favorite flavor
Today OP was a cool guy and he ravaged my butthole
39 upvotes
2 comments
CommunistPepe420
1 week ago
reddit.com
Today OP was a cool guy and he ravaged my butthole
/r/midgetporn is the great equalizer.
1 upvotes
1 comments
BaronOshawott
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
/r/midgetporn is the great equalizer.
Interesting take on anti-vaxing
738 upvotes
16 comments
airfungus
1 week ago
np.reddit.com
Interesting take on anti-vaxing
Hungry bitch licks at fishy pussy
10 upvotes
2 comments
Martnz
1 week ago
reddit.com
Hungry bitch licks at fishy pussy
that's how they get high in Indonesia
2 upvotes
1 comments
yonkatonka
1 week ago
np.reddit.com
that's how they get high in Indonesia
Dead baby smell gud
5 upvotes
1 comments
Inconclusive123
1 week ago
np.reddit.com
Dead baby smell gud
I fucking hate kids in Africa. BOOM
96 upvotes
2 comments
darkorangepurple
5 days ago
reddit.com
I fucking hate kids in Africa. BOOM
I once survived a whole winter on worms and antidepressants.
3 upvotes
1 comments
hammurabi1337
4 days ago
reddit.com
I once survived a whole winter on worms and antidepressants.
“13 year old me thought the queen was so hot”
720 upvotes
8 comments
uuraru
1 week ago
reddit.com
“13 year old me thought the queen was so hot”
Makes me want to test out making a vomit oasis
2 upvotes
1 comments
Wigglepufftuff
6 days ago
reddit.com
Makes me want to test out making a vomit oasis
“Sometimes your dick just falls off and rolls into the next stall”
28 upvotes
3 comments
MichelleUprising
1 week ago
reddit.com
“Sometimes your dick just falls off and rolls into the next stall”
Hey, wanna come over and sterilize my kids?
25 upvotes
1 comments
sandiercy
1 week ago
reddit.com
Hey, wanna come over and sterilize my kids?
I'd suck on one of those anemone dildoes to torture the little guy until he dies.
30 upvotes
1 comments
VeryStableGenius
1 week ago
np.reddit.com
I'd suck on one of those anemone dildoes to torture the little guy until he dies.
Nocontext and you. How to tell if your post belong on r/nocontext!
104 upvotes
21 comments
Not_An_Ambulance
1 week ago
Nocontext and you. How to tell if your post belong on r/nocontext!
Kid should not have been ejaculatng into the sink--violently or not.
888 upvotes
10 comments
Tehsyr
1 week ago
np.reddit.com
Kid should not have been ejaculatng into the sink--violently or not.
God, I wish human females were real.
134 upvotes
5 comments
therealnutcracker
6 days ago
reddit.com
God, I wish human females were real.
Never accept a package that isn’t extremely dank
3 upvotes
2 comments
thehotshotpilot
1 week ago
reddit.com
Never accept a package that isn’t extremely dank
I enjoy me some Cans.
5 upvotes
2 comments
Freedom__Ninja
6 days ago
reddit.com
I enjoy me some Cans.
So I was gay for a day when I went to get it.
439 upvotes
7 comments
DashLeJoker
6 days ago
reddit.com
So I was gay for a day when I went to get it.
The nurse touched my baby, he is the daddy now.
673 upvotes
12 comments
CalypsoTheKitty
1 week ago
reddit.com
The nurse touched my baby, he is the daddy now.
It's ok. You can lick them with the knowledge that she fondled each one thoroughly.
53 upvotes
1 comments
Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin
1 week ago
reddit.com
It's ok. You can lick them with the knowledge that she fondled each one thoroughly.
"Gays are ruining this country!" - Man with two dicks in his mouth
5 upvotes
1 comments
WavyLuna
1 week ago
reddit.com
"Gays are ruining this country!" - Man with two dicks in his mouth
"Lemme just move all this weird curly shit outta the way..."
3 upvotes
1 comments
elperroborrachotoo
1 week ago
reddit.com
"Lemme just move all this weird curly shit outta the way..."
Yeah! I boycott them for my own reasons too...GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN!!!
11 upvotes
1 comments
PM_ME_KOI_FISH
3 days ago
reddit.com
Yeah! I boycott them for my own reasons too...GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN!!!
Trust me, expelling the Jews always solves the problem
21 upvotes
6 comments
Jordedude1234
1 week ago
reddit.com
Trust me, expelling the Jews always solves the problem
I would like to control what goes up my ass THANK YOU...
31 upvotes
3 comments
Jayked22
1 week ago
reddit.com
I would like to control what goes up my ass THANK YOU...
"So is Elsa freeballin’ under the cake or is she an amputee?"
25 upvotes
1 comments
Kuritos
1 week ago
reddit.com
"So is Elsa freeballin’ under the cake or is she an amputee?"
Boob will cure what aids you
8 upvotes
1 comments
brod333
1 week ago
reddit.com
Boob will cure what aids you
You know you're bangin' when you can make being a pile of disembodied limbs look hot
580 upvotes
12 comments
Astronaut_Pikachu
1 week ago
reddit.com
You know you're bangin' when you can make being a pile of disembodied limbs look hot
I reassure myself by imaging young kids exploring their sexuality
29 upvotes
3 comments
TheAntZ
5 days ago
reddit.com
I reassure myself by imaging young kids exploring their sexuality
Uncircumcised. Otherwise it feels weird in my hand.
1232 upvotes
12 comments
nullr0uter
1 week ago
reddit.com
Uncircumcised. Otherwise it feels weird in my hand.
Are legos like the female equivalent of spaghetti?
16 upvotes
1 comments
cornLunch
1 week ago
reddit.com
Are legos like the female equivalent of spaghetti?
Yeah, the more boobs you have, the fewer genders you can admit.
24 upvotes
2 comments
Ishbane
3 days ago
reddit.com
Yeah, the more boobs you have, the fewer genders you can admit.
It’s all fun and games till you get raped by a dolphin.
11 upvotes
3 comments
ejerfurth
1 week ago
reddit.com
It’s all fun and games till you get raped by a dolphin.
Her breasts...frighten me. And that tribble betwixt her thighs.
21 upvotes
2 comments
FreeTrialSize
1 week ago
reddit.com
Her breasts...frighten me. And that tribble betwixt her thighs.
If someone could just shit in my nose AWW start my day baby
2 upvotes
1 comments
Groenboys
3 days ago
old.reddit.com
If someone could just shit in my nose AWW start my day baby
Yes, shit a screaming ham and see if that increases my pleasure
7 upvotes
1 comments
Bfishy44
1 week ago
reddit.com
Yes, shit a screaming ham and see if that increases my pleasure
My GF is 11, I'm around 6-7
27 upvotes
3 comments
LeeShawBrown
1 week ago
reddit.com
My GF is 11, I'm around 6-7
Imagine hating women so that you don't eat carrots.
423 upvotes
11 comments
Rock-Facts
6 days ago
reddit.com
Imagine hating women so that you don't eat carrots.
Well don't steal my fucking pelicans!
565 upvotes
9 comments
LoganHowlett
1 week ago
reddit.com
Well don't steal my fucking pelicans!
The curse of the horse woman lives on
2 upvotes
1 comments
sexapus
1 week ago
reddit.com
The curse of the horse woman lives on