shes like a swastika fidget spinner
4 upvotes
1 comments
Sirmutswa
3 days ago
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shes like a swastika fidget spinner
Nothing like sticking a 7-year-old latina to your nut sack
4 upvotes
1 comments
Hielexx_00
2 days ago
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Nothing like sticking a 7-year-old latina to your nut sack
a flabby dick acts almost like a parachute
5 upvotes
2 comments
SwapLink
6 days ago
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a flabby dick acts almost like a parachute
When you spread the ass and hole apart it looks weird.
13 upvotes
1 comments
The_73MPL4R
5 days ago
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When you spread the ass and hole apart it looks weird.
Sperm gets within a foot of egg and it's BLAMO you have an Asian lady
10 upvotes
1 comments
heavymetalcat1
4 days ago
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Sperm gets within a foot of egg and it's BLAMO you have an Asian lady
Animal Crossing Release Date: April 14th, 2001 Nepalese Royal Massacre : June 1st, 2001
6 upvotes
1 comments
NuclearWalrusNetwork
1 week ago
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Animal Crossing Release Date: April 14th, 2001 Nepalese Royal Massacre : June 1st, 2001
"Christians defeat science EPIC STYLE with FURSUITS and ORGIES"
828 upvotes
6 comments
calobbes
1 week ago
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"Christians defeat science EPIC STYLE with FURSUITS and ORGIES"
It's okay. They're POWs being waterboarded for Intel.
1 upvotes
1 comments
AltRadioKing
4 days ago
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It's okay. They're POWs being waterboarded for Intel.
“It’s uncanny valley meets slurping on an asshole”
41 upvotes
2 comments
RoadDino2001
6 days ago
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“It’s uncanny valley meets slurping on an asshole”
Because wasps aren't kosher.
5 upvotes
1 comments
frozeninjpthrowaway
1 week ago
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Because wasps aren't kosher.
Yes yes, rape your mother. This guy gets it lmao
5 upvotes
1 comments
vincentmff
1 day ago
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Yes yes, rape your mother. This guy gets it lmao
Honestly if she's dead this is so much easier.
26 upvotes
2 comments
rednax1206
1 week ago
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Honestly if she's dead this is so much easier.
Do mental gymnastics to get your poonanner stuffed/cock soaked
3 upvotes
1 comments
Xx_SoFlare_xX
2 days ago
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Do mental gymnastics to get your poonanner stuffed/cock soaked
It's a teenager, they don't know what side to hit...
15 upvotes
2 comments
SuperWit0113
22 hours ago
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It's a teenager, they don't know what side to hit...
This is why I don’t wipe after I poop; self fertilization. I’m also 14 feet tall.
81 upvotes
1 comments
PM_ME_GIRLS_FEET_
6 days ago
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This is why I don’t wipe after I poop; self fertilization. I’m also 14 feet tall.
The dog is a plastic chair.
2 upvotes
1 comments
GeoRok
3 days ago
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The dog is a plastic chair.
Can confirm, I have 3 poop machines running around.
18 upvotes
1 comments
Bright_capoocyn
4 days ago
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Can confirm, I have 3 poop machines running around.
WIBTA for calling out an oily Hun on my kid's field trip?
3 upvotes
1 comments
hare_in_a_suit
1 week ago
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WIBTA for calling out an oily Hun on my kid's field trip?
Sometimes penetration works better with a very slow velocity
288 upvotes
1 comments
sgttsmitty
4 days ago
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Sometimes penetration works better with a very slow velocity
"The plus is, no one will expand in his arse."
472 upvotes
7 comments
FilthyNormie
1 week ago
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"The plus is, no one will expand in his arse."
Rule VII reminder: NO COMPLAINING THAT POSTS AREN'T RACIST.
3 upvotes
1 comments
fdjaslfhjoistgh
4 days ago
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Rule VII reminder: NO COMPLAINING THAT POSTS AREN'T RACIST.
Furious Nuts
0 upvotes
1 comments
Asuboo
17 hours ago
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Furious Nuts
Morons: the key to the Grand Unified Theory.
3 upvotes
1 comments
Huntracony
1 week ago
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Morons: the key to the Grand Unified Theory.
She's a big girl, she can handle it.
2 upvotes
2 comments
Mikodite
1 week ago
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She's a big girl, she can handle it.
"can you sense the collective digging and smelling of fingers?"
11 upvotes
2 comments
sparkadus
1 week ago
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"can you sense the collective digging and smelling of fingers?"
Nocontext and you. How to tell if your post belong on r/nocontext!
281 upvotes
31 comments
Not_An_Ambulance
2 months ago
Nocontext and you. How to tell if your post belong on r/nocontext!
You'll probably have to tweak his nipples at some point.
7 upvotes
1 comments
Jayked22
4 days ago
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You'll probably have to tweak his nipples at some point.
So much poop. So much screaming. So worth it.
7 upvotes
1 comments
Neil2250
4 days ago
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So much poop. So much screaming. So worth it.
You would need a lot of shit to do that, and who eats googly eyes
10 upvotes
1 comments
freebirdls
1 week ago
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You would need a lot of shit to do that, and who eats googly eyes
yah he did a summer course in dildo repair
12 upvotes
1 comments
ElvisThePug
1 week ago
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yah he did a summer course in dildo repair
The greatest part about someone dying is running all those stop signs.
3 upvotes
2 comments
screwyoushadowban
6 days ago
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The greatest part about someone dying is running all those stop signs.
"Ma'am, your baby is using a cock ring as a teething bracelet"
19 upvotes
1 comments
Tindola
3 days ago
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"Ma'am, your baby is using a cock ring as a teething bracelet"
THESE FUCKING IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING ALL OUR DESPERATE IMMIGRANT PUSSY
8 upvotes
1 comments
Noah4224
3 days ago
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THESE FUCKING IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING ALL OUR DESPERATE IMMIGRANT PUSSY
snorkeling a hedge.
8 upvotes
2 comments
miraoister
1 week ago
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snorkeling a hedge.
That's just abortion with extra steps.
48 upvotes
1 comments
CanadaMan18
5 days ago
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That's just abortion with extra steps.
Luigi is unburdened by mortal sin and therefore can jump higher.
73 upvotes
2 comments
DoomDesired
3 days ago
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Luigi is unburdened by mortal sin and therefore can jump higher.
they did 7 other kids and used this one as the others were ugly criers
676 upvotes
4 comments
Muerthogar
1 week ago
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they did 7 other kids and used this one as the others were ugly criers
Chickens, Jews, Donald Trump, Notre Dame... we get everything.
12 upvotes
1 comments
rectangularoverseer
6 days ago
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Chickens, Jews, Donald Trump, Notre Dame... we get everything.
I died at the boot. The dog just made sure I was dead.
71 upvotes
5 comments
cutelyaware
2 days ago
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I died at the boot. The dog just made sure I was dead.
Where my Pringles can at?
0 upvotes
1 comments
Arkajion
1 week ago
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Where my Pringles can at?
"I've got a pair of scissors and an ice cube. Let's loosen that tongue of yours."
8 upvotes
1 comments
gorgeousmountaingirl
1 week ago
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"I've got a pair of scissors and an ice cube. Let's loosen that tongue of yours."
Oh heck yeah. Free children. Count me in
7 upvotes
1 comments
Comfy_Yuru_Camper
1 day ago
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Oh heck yeah. Free children. Count me in
"It's an AR15 and I'm ready to yiff the entire school with it"
259 upvotes
4 comments
TheOutrageOrange
4 days ago
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"It's an AR15 and I'm ready to yiff the entire school with it"
And sometimes you end up on a cross with your dick chopped off
9 upvotes
1 comments
Sun_wk
19 hours ago
reddit.com
And sometimes you end up on a cross with your dick chopped off
Yeah wormhole sounds interesting. Space travel hentai? I'm down.
29 upvotes
2 comments
NuclearWalrusNetwork
20 hours ago
old.reddit.com
Yeah wormhole sounds interesting. Space travel hentai? I'm down.
people might not notice it at first...then whammo! Meat!
5 upvotes
1 comments
Mad_Voxel
5 days ago
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people might not notice it at first...then whammo! Meat!
I recommend peeing on the phone screen to match the color
6 upvotes
1 comments
DashLeJoker
1 week ago
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I recommend peeing on the phone screen to match the color
can't wait for them to shove a plastic pole up his ass and mass produce him
44 upvotes
2 comments
FireMarioProductions
6 days ago
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can't wait for them to shove a plastic pole up his ass and mass produce him
Nothing wrong with a little girl dick
4 upvotes
1 comments
Itstoolongitwillruno
1 day ago
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Nothing wrong with a little girl dick
"It's okay. They're POWs being waterboarded for Intel"
3 upvotes
1 comments
Am_Navi_Seel_Mann
4 days ago
reddit.com
"It's okay. They're POWs being waterboarded for Intel"
Human nipples are for baby, horse nipples are for dad
37 upvotes
4 comments
Menof36go
4 days ago
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Human nipples are for baby, horse nipples are for dad
What do you think zombie coochie feels like?
12 upvotes
2 comments
ntyler274
2 days ago
reddit.com
What do you think zombie coochie feels like?
YESSSSSSSSS I LOVE ME SOME WHITE D
12 upvotes
1 comments
epsilon_church
1 week ago
old.reddit.com
YESSSSSSSSS I LOVE ME SOME WHITE D
Human nips for baby's sips. Horses' nips for daddy's lips.
1041 upvotes
12 comments
little_blackie
2 days ago
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Human nips for baby's sips. Horses' nips for daddy's lips.