I'm a man, and I have no idea how he didn't know that.
19124 upvotes
326 comments
JelloWobls
4 days ago
I'm a man, and I have no idea how he didn't know that.
Mercedita1207
2021
4 days ago

10/10 lmfao

OwenProGolfer
366
4 days ago

5/7

s00perguy
160
4 days ago

7/11

Stab_Me_Daddy
274
4 days ago

9/11

Shiroyasha_16
109
4 days ago

Happy cake day

Stab_Me_Daddy
127
4 days ago

Oh shit, I didn't even realize!

ViciousVision
49
4 days ago

Stab Me Daddy!

Baneling_Rush
19
4 days ago

What

EggCouncilCreeper
18
4 days ago

You heard the man!

TheBlueJacket1
11
4 days ago

Stab me daddy

btoor11
-4
4 days ago

Did you just assume gender?!

usernameforatwork
31
4 days ago

1/0

puddlejumpers
32
4 days ago

fuck what have you done?!

thats_how_maf_works
23
4 days ago

He said the worst curse word in all math and algebra: "undefined!"

MajorXV
9
4 days ago

Came here to point out imaginary numbers!

TangoWithBroly
3
4 days ago

GASP

SarkicPreacher777659
1
4 days ago

To quote Dan Harmon: ''I don't know if it's illegal, what he's doing, but it's definitely disturbing and ethically wrong.''

NiceGuyNoFedora
1
4 days ago

Actually in the world of electrical/electronic engineering our lives are built off those

edit: clarifying which engineering

Zizouzizou
2
4 days ago

Holy shit its slope dude

thats_how_maf_works
1
4 days ago

Holy shit someone got my reference

noneroy
6
4 days ago

There goes my Pentium...

S0gekii
1
4 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NerDank
1
4 days ago

√-2

basement_crusader
6
4 days ago

The fastest speed readers

puddlejumpers
3
4 days ago

NEVER FORGET

Ennara
2
4 days ago

3/16

Legionofdorks
1
4 days ago

24/7

SyrupDip01
1
4 days ago

6/9

Aashay7
1
4 days ago

9 3/4

Exc3ls
1
4 days ago

9/10

SamCham10
0
4 days ago

cake/cake

DeBoredCanadian
0
4 days ago

Enlarged Jenga

Stab_Me_Daddy
1
4 days ago

You're only partially right.

GingerBear86
0
4 days ago

Oh, thank heaven

FloweysHotJamz
18
4 days ago

Perfect score.

bu_ikikaesu
17
4 days ago

Ah, the Brandon scale, where 5/7 is equal to or greater than 1.

danishcoffee
1
4 days ago

*Sullivan's Theorem.

I'm ashamed I know the name of it.

Oznondescriptperson
3
4 days ago

Perfection

EdgyAF27
1
4 days ago

-ign

AboutAWeakerGoat
0
4 days ago

perfect score

Ssjleek
0
4 days ago

3/5

Howdy-Bitch
1796
4 days ago
B45T4RD
373
4 days ago
csbsju_guyyy
167
4 days ago
CyaniideSuicide
50
4 days ago
[deleted]
-7
4 days ago

[deleted]

CyaniideSuicide
19
4 days ago

it's r/subsifellfor when r/suddenlynicegay turns out not to be a real sub

jet-and-marble
153
4 days ago
LoganMcvey
-374
4 days ago

r/thirdsub

Show me the downvotes.

PhD_in_retardation
173
4 days ago
TheQuailLord
31
4 days ago
PhD_in_retardation
41
4 days ago
TheQuailLord
19
4 days ago
PhD_in_retardation
31
4 days ago

r/canwefuckingstopnowandsettleourdifferenceslikenormalpeople

Skye-DragonGirl
32
4 days ago
brobIerone
16
4 days ago
PotatoWizzard
20
4 days ago
Maverick8787
1
4 days ago
Phantom7568
10
4 days ago
[deleted]
-82
4 days ago

[removed]

[deleted]
-74
4 days ago

[removed]

aaronblue342
18
4 days ago
[deleted]
-30
4 days ago

[removed]

Nonchalant_Goat
15
4 days ago
[deleted]
10
4 days ago

[removed]

adanksteamedboi
-49
4 days ago

R- sUbS i ThOuGhT i FeLl FoR

adanksteamedboi
-55
4 days ago

R- sUbS i ThOuGhT i FeLl FoR

AGARAN24
24
4 days ago

Your wish is my command.

MCDaririus
1
4 days ago

...Impressive.

Azmik8435
-2
4 days ago

o7 thank you for your service

YaboiMuggy
-32
4 days ago
DeltarUltima
-5
4 days ago
call-me-the-seeker
995
4 days ago

Is this your screenshot then..?

I’m curious to know what he said after finding out your gender. Did he decide you’re worthy of treating like a human being since you are Le Male or did he continue the irrational rage, or what?

JMBAD1222
365
4 days ago

My guess is rage. It seems to be their MO

wf3h3
201
4 days ago

If OP isn't a Stacy then he's obviously a Chad. There is no redemption here.

ddh85
45
4 days ago

Chan.....sey?

AsPerrUsual
19
4 days ago
thercio27
2
4 days ago

For the link to work you need to close the parentesis at the end of "(Pokémon"

RiotIsBored
3
4 days ago

Evolved into.. Blissey?

DogsNotHumans
90
4 days ago

Probably accused OP of getting a sex change just to screw him out of the woman he deserves.

l33tb3rt
1
4 days ago

Don't forget that they will call OP gay for trying to get with a dude.

KiwiSpyGirl
245
4 days ago

r/textmessagesthatendtoosoon

UnlikelyToBeEaten
104
4 days ago

r/SubsIMightHaveFallenForWereItNotForTheTwentyCharacterLimit

PercussiveScruf
60
4 days ago
Pm_Full_Tits
19
4 days ago

/r/stillgonnausethesubthough

urayne11037
-17
4 days ago
Pm_Full_Tits
9
4 days ago
GroovinApple
-6
4 days ago
StardustHoopa
2
4 days ago
EggCouncilCreeper
2
4 days ago
tomathotchi
3
4 days ago

this is literally worse than linking ihavereddit outside of reddit

ev710
0
4 days ago

This is Reddit, you idiot. That sub is for sub linking on other sites

urayne11037
1
4 days ago

Dude, i didn't even know r/ihavereddit was an actual thing...

S0gekii
5
4 days ago
The7Sides
1
4 days ago
S0gekii
1
4 days ago

r/substhatilinkedwithoutevenrealizingtheyactuallyexist

vtrainyu
70
4 days ago

OP don't leave us hanging. We need to know what happened afterwards

Spoonicus
11
4 days ago

He ded

piemakerdeadwaker
50
4 days ago

Probably appropriately gendered curses.

nobody_important0000
19
4 days ago

My guess is homophobic yelling, as it's clearly OP's fault Nice Guy made the mistake /s

Jrook
6
4 days ago

Understood, have a good day

PM-Me-ur-Self-Esteem
8
4 days ago

Probably just blocked him and moved on.

kick0a0cat
1
4 days ago

I agree with the blocking not with the moving on :D

StormieDarkLord
1
4 days ago

Most likely would have doubled-down on the rage due to extra humiliation.

TomBombomb
724
4 days ago

I used to have Whisper. I deleted that waste dump of an app, but one time I posted something like "only $4,000 left to go on student loans!" The amount of dudes who messaged me with "offers" and, like, they messaged such things... Such things I dare not repeat.

I have no idea how women do this on the day to day because holy shit. Thoughts and prayers.

miss_orchidstar
215
4 days ago

One time I said how I liked skinny pigs and hoped to get one in the future. Apparently getting pets for people in exchange for "favours" is a thing.😒😒

Hexaline
139
4 days ago

I'm surprised they didn't think you were referring to a something else. I posted an innocent picture of a kitten with no text, and got pervs thinking I was referring to a vagina. I deleted that app and never went back.

miss_orchidstar
74
4 days ago

One time I posted one of a cat saying I've always wanted to be a cat because it seems cool (they are so agile and it seems like it would be fun). You can probably guess my messages.😬😒

ButtmanNaNaNaButtman
81
4 days ago

“What is ‘I will pay you in Bitcoin for a two-minute video of you stomping barefoot on a Subway $5 footlong while making strangled cat noises,’ Alex?”

about831
57
4 days ago

That’s exactly what someone who’d pay Bitcoin for a two-minute video of some girl stomping barefoot on a Subway $5 footlong while making strangled cat noises would say.

InternetSpider_
7
4 days ago
ImANiceGuyUDumbSlut
7
4 days ago
TimSEsq
1
4 days ago
quickhakker
1
4 days ago

Thing with that is if you get people willing to pay stuff in bitcoin you know there "rich" so what you do is simple.

set up a bitcoin wallet make sure you find a place to convert bitcoin to $ £ or any real world currency, get them to pay you FIRST before making the video, then don't make the video. Unlike paypal you cant get the money back and you got a fair amount of money for nothing

karijay
1
4 days ago

Or just don't be a scumbag, you know.

quickhakker
1
4 days ago

I just gave a way for people to get money off arse holes who honestly deserve to be scammed and I'm really tempted to get money of desperate guys myself just to see how guilable whisper is

jiffwaterhaus
5
4 days ago

Have you heard the song "'猫になりたい(I want to be a cat)?"

"I want to be a cat

The one that's in your arms

I want to stay there until the lonely nights would finally end

I want to be a cat

Words are ephemeral

I'll scratch you to make sure they don't disappear"

JennyBeckman
26
4 days ago

Skinny pig?

miss_orchidstar
41
4 days ago

It is a type of guinea pig with almost no hair.😊😊 There was this multi-coloured one that I reallly liked.💖

joey1115
34
4 days ago

I have a half-skinny pig! He's an ugly mf but I love him!

EDIT: photo by request!

Half-skinny pig https://imgur.com/gallery/8DpuRfZ

Stop_ThatTrain
8
4 days ago

Can you please post a pic? This made me laugh

pariahscary
8
4 days ago

I'm not the person you're asking but here's a video of a baby skinny pig squeaking. Fuckers are loud!

JayHarmon
9
4 days ago

My husband HATES guinea pig squeals. I watched this laughing because this is one time I definitely get where my husband is coming from. I'm so used to cats who are very purposeful when they're being verbal. If this were my pet, I'd be wondering, "do you need food? Different food? A different water source? A hiding spot?" I'd go crazy wondering what's wrong.

JevonP
3
4 days ago

sounds like a guinea pig trying to oink.

AmateurIndicator
3
4 days ago

Sounds like a very tiny fire alarm

joey1115
2
4 days ago

Sure thing! The link is long because I can't shirten it on mobile, but here he is:

Half-skinny pig https://imgur.com/gallery/8DpuRfZ

miss_orchidstar
5
4 days ago

💖💖💕

kat_a_klysm
3
4 days ago

I second the request for a pic.

joey1115
3
4 days ago

Here he is! Sorry, I'm on mobile, so I can't shorten the link.

Half-skinny pig https://imgur.com/gallery/8DpuRfZ

kat_a_klysm
3
4 days ago

Omg! He’s too cute! I just want to snuggle him.

OraDr8
1
4 days ago

If you want to make a link appear as text on mobile you do this:

[Text you want to appear](Link you want to use)

This is a link to the formatting guide

FustianRiddle
1
4 days ago

Aww he's adorable!

Captain_Nipples
-1
4 days ago

He's cool. I love him

I thought this whole thread was a huge joke about an app of retarded people talking about "obviously" sexual things that I knew nothing about.

I thought I was too old for a minute.. maybe ootl

joey1115
2
4 days ago

It's an app where a lot of teens and young adults post "secrets," usually very mundane ones about their mood or things they like. Unfortunatrly since it's known for it's use by teens, a lot of creeps hang out in the chats and sometimes harass users.

Captain_Nipples
1
4 days ago

TIL. Now to find this app and harass kids. /s

JennyBeckman
10
4 days ago

That sounds cute. I was worried you were trying to get a piglet and starve him small.

miss_orchidstar
3
4 days ago

Why would I ever want to do that!? That's way cruel🙁🙁 (but yeah, they are really cute😊)

JennyBeckman
8
4 days ago

Some people are just not well. And I looked up skinny pigs. They are adorable. I kind of want one now - not enough to prostitute myself for one but still cute.

miss_orchidstar
2
4 days ago

I do not understand people like that, and same😂.

emmster
3
4 days ago

That sounds super cute. Guinea pigs are so sweet.

miss_orchidstar
5
4 days ago

I know right💖💖💖💖💖

thekingdot
3
4 days ago

They are so amazing! I have 3

miss_orchidstar
2
4 days ago

Ooooh, I'm jealous😍😍😍😍

randycanyon
2
4 days ago

TIL

Maxiamaru
1
4 days ago

In Canada we call them house hippos

Yaj_Yaj
9
4 days ago

Kind of curious if one could swindle the nice guys into buying the pet first and then ghosting them.

Oznondescriptperson
9
4 days ago

Based on their level of crazy being Hardcore mode, I'm not sure that would be safe to do.

Yaj_Yaj
-1
4 days ago

I honestly don't think that these types of folk have the skills or drive necessary to track another person and cause them harm.

Oznondescriptperson
5
4 days ago

We're talking about a similar demographic to ones who go and shoot up schools. Their reasoning doesn't match a sane person's.

Yaj_Yaj
0
4 days ago

I agree with that but going to a public place to shoot a bunch of non-specific individuals is significantly easier than tracking one specific person, whom they've never met, and have extremely limited information about.

Inksrocket
1
4 days ago

Don't think anyone wants risking angering some incel who ends up shooting random people due anger and entitlement, even if you'd be safe..

sadyarnbitch
2
4 days ago

Do you mean guinea pigs?

miss_orchidstar
13
4 days ago

Nope, skinny pig. It is a type of "hairless" guinea pig.

sadyarnbitch
6
4 days ago

Interesting! I know exactly what you’re talking about, just didn’t know they had a different name.

MisterBanzai
67
4 days ago

I always play online games with a female avatar now. I don't actively pretend to be a woman, but the way that some dudes will just assume and trip over themselves to give you shit is helpful.

PitchinApples
34
4 days ago

As a girl who has always played female characters, I've never had this happen to me. Back in 06 when girls didnt exist on the internet, I'd make friends who'd assume I was a guy until we exchanged irl names. Then they demand pictures as proof, which I never sent because it didnt matter if they believed me or not.

Turns out some of them actively played a female character pretending to be a girl and got a LOT of gold and loot.

japuvian
-7
4 days ago

Um...I exist . Have done so on the internet since like at least 1998.

Thoriel
32
4 days ago

No, that's literally impossible. Women didn't even exist until 2004.

japuvian
5
4 days ago

Oh shit.

japuvian
-1
4 days ago

Hahaha people are down voting my existence

Sporeking97
11
4 days ago

People are downvoting you for not getting the joke, yo

dinoseen
6
4 days ago

You know it was a joke right?

japuvian
-7
4 days ago

Ohhhhhh it's a joke... Tell me more

dinoseen
3
4 days ago

You're also insufferable.

PitchinApples
1
4 days ago

I mean unless we're showing our tits, theres no way girl gamers exist /s

Chlorure
10
4 days ago

That never happened to me. Where do you find them?

SuperSaiyanSkullFuck
9
4 days ago

Runescape

verballyabusivecat
30
4 days ago

Posted about how I was sick of being stereotyped (I'm Asian). Cue the onslaught of awful fetishized yellow fever blokes

Teerdidkya
2
4 days ago

Maybe I should start being more active on social media, I kind of want to experience the cringe myself. Though would it require me to post my face?

MissPrincessKay
14
4 days ago

Posting in sexsells/gonewild style subs really makes you not want to check your messages ever

SomniferousSleep
18
4 days ago

I would argue that it's different. I used to post in one of the gonewild subreddits, because I liked the attention. I answered everyone who messaged me. Most were actually really kind and they always gave me a huge boost of confidence.

Uninvited or unwelcome messages are gross. One time a guy messaged me saying he'd read a post of mine on /r/sex (which is for discussion, not porn or hookups) and it was gross. Even though it was relatively tame in content, his audacity in messaging me was superlatively arrogant.

MissPrincessKay
5
4 days ago

There is absolutely a difference! Most people who message are kind and the content in their messages is in no way offensive, however there is that group of people who say things that are jarring. Having someone message "If I saw you on the street I would impregnate you!" or "Wow I hope she isn't on birth control" is going to stand out a lot more than the usual comments on those subreddits. Those comments didn't offend me, but they were certainly uncomfortable to read.

try_2_b_nice
12
4 days ago

Deja Vu on this comment!

SkellyDog
12
4 days ago

I once made a whisper about how excited I was to have my own place for the first time. Got dozens of messages from men offering to come over. Where do they get this unfailing confidence?

Motleystew17
10
4 days ago

It's not confidence, but unaware desperation.

Fictionland
3
4 days ago

Yep. They know they're pathetic, so they play the numbers game. If a guy throws himself at everyone with a vagina like that it just means he's trying to find someone vulnerable to use as a Fleshlight.

TheHikingRiverRat
6
4 days ago

Well, if this degree doesn't pay off I know how I'm paying off this degree.

MEisonReddit
3
4 days ago

Ngl I would catfish a dude for $4000

Toplito
2
4 days ago

You didn’t take their money though?

TomBombomb
9
4 days ago

The guy who asked for pics of me wearing spandex at the gym would have been incredibly displeased.

Toplito
2
4 days ago

Just find pics of a girl, easy money

BlackThummb
1
4 days ago

And you only had 4,000 dollars left. What made them think that you would give up your dignity for such a small amount? I mean, it’s got to be at least 5,000.

cgtdream
237
4 days ago

Holy fucking hell...Imagine being so desperate, that when complaining to a "woman" , that life isnt fair and you deserve her vagina, you instead realize you've been crying to a man the whole time.

steviestevesteve111
41
4 days ago

I dont understand why they went for a picture of sonic though why would they think OPs a girl

BlueBird518
18
4 days ago

Maybe an androgynous or uncommon name? One of my male co-workers is named Courtney, we get a lot of phone calls for "her".

DoingCharleyWork
9
4 days ago

That’s an unfortunate name for a dude.

Anaglyphite
12
4 days ago

my dad knew a guy named Sue, purposely named as such by Sue's dad so that he'd be forced to fight bullies that would make fun of his name... Pretty damn toxic

Bakaneko96
5
4 days ago

MY NAME IS SUE, HOW DO YOU DO? NOW YOU GONNA DIE

ThrowawayusGenerica
2
4 days ago

Mandark?

sonsoneca
1
4 days ago

Or maybe because of a nickname... It's a chat and it's normal. I forgot how many times peoples confused me with female... But at least I didn't had this bad experience 🤣

icameheretodownvotey
1
4 days ago

It's Metal Sonic. Robots have no gender.

jolie178923-15423435
15
4 days ago

the shame

Knight_Owls
19
4 days ago

Those guys don't feel shame.

yhack
13
4 days ago

Shame 🛎 Shame 🛎 Shame 🛎

cgtdream
4
4 days ago

rings bell

SHAME!

Sailorv14
3
4 days ago

Always comes at the worst times

SonOfAMe
133
4 days ago

How did he react?

A_LiteralPileOfDogs
99
4 days ago

I too am interested in how he replied. My guess is, terribly. Or not at all, but that one's no fun.

KiwiSpyGirl
26
4 days ago

YOU FUCKINGIEING HOE!!! That is how it would have ended

PM-Me-ur-Self-Esteem
8
4 days ago

Honestly probably blocked. If op didn’t post it I guess it wasn’t juicy enough.

ARGOJO
114
4 days ago

You're probably a chad anyway... i bet you have tatoos and no job...and treat your girl like crap

[deleted]
0
4 days ago

[deleted]

OutsmartBullet
3
4 days ago

He is making joke

Sadgasm81
85
4 days ago
choleychawal
3
4 days ago

Post it there, post it there!

smmras
80
4 days ago

I don't know what he expected. No woman would ever have Metal Sonic as their profile picture.

AleCoats
46
4 days ago

Chad metal sonic vs virgin regular sonic

JarlaxleForPresident
23
4 days ago

I have Shadow because I'm a bad ass and nobody understands me

mgman640
9
4 days ago

teleports behind you

Heh...nothin personnel...kid...

JarlaxleForPresident
6
4 days ago

Cold Steel. We meet again.

danishcoffee
1
4 days ago

Okay don't I'm not tryna laugh this hard before bed

nobe_oddy
13
4 days ago

yeah everyone knows girls prefer mecha sonic

Melakalan
64
4 days ago

Thought: Maybe he should stop asking every person he meets online for a date. It just shows how quickly he made a move on you. Didn’t even get to declare your gender

wKbdthXSn5hMc7Ht0
47
4 days ago

Phew, I guess you don't need to jump off a bridge.

Nonchalant_Goat
25
4 days ago

Op dodged a bridge.

GringuitaInKeffiyeh
6
4 days ago

“I don’t care what your gender is, I’m so mad I still want you to jump off a bridge!”

Textor44
46
4 days ago

Everyone else is asking how he reacted to this... I'm really curious as to his opening lines that resulted in being told he wasn't going to get a chance at all.

pariahscary
9
4 days ago

Thanks for asking the real question here

Maverick8787
2
4 days ago

Yup I’ve got my popcorn ready and I need more information

vintagecheesewhore
35
4 days ago

FeMAleS!!1!1

minivergur
1
4 days ago

FEEEEEEEEEMEILS

Dio_Rando
21
4 days ago

All females need to jump off a bridge

I'm a nice guy

Something does not add up.

SangamFlevo
4
4 days ago

Indeed. A true gentleman would help his foid jump off the bridge

bingosgirl
20
4 days ago

I need background info...how did you get to this point in the conversation.

SwiftTayTay
12
4 days ago

Metal Sonic only dates other metallic hedgehogs

256bit
4
4 days ago

Metal Sonic x Mecha Sonic? 🤔

Hexaline
12
4 days ago

I'd rather jump off a bridge than sleep with that.

drizzy413
5
4 days ago

Given those two choices bridge sounds like Paradise

JustOurThings
9
4 days ago

Omg I'm dying to know his reaction!

Planet_777
9
4 days ago

The metal sonic pic gave it away like how-

FaustSauce
9
4 days ago

that ain't a niceguy, that's a grade-A incel right there

tweak0
8
4 days ago

I'm also a man: can all the females please not jump off a bridge? Please don't leave me in a world of only men, please.

drizzy413
2
4 days ago

Your in luck, not even the slowest of women will listen to incel logic

Franken-Beans
7
4 days ago

Give the people what they want. What did he say!?

Shinsync
6
4 days ago

What did he reply with?

greenlion22
5
4 days ago

You say you're a man.

But your Sonic profile pic determined that was a lie.

NayNayGoose
6
4 days ago

"females" who says females all serious

jamjambouree
5
4 days ago

Jokes aside, this pretty well summarizes the raison d'être for this sub. Male entitlement to the female body is rooted in deep misogyny and hatred, just look at how quickly this "nice guy" changed his tune after being rejected. I would be really curious to see how that conversation played out once he discovered where he was directing his sexism. Hopefully not homophobia, but you never know with these types...

ColruytCola
6
4 days ago

holy shit it’s gay metal sonic!!!

gorgeousgeorgeII
5
4 days ago

Broastie

drizzy413
1
4 days ago

Bwahaha that made my day

TabbyCat1993
3
4 days ago

Metal Sonic once again obliterates his opponent

kiwolf88
4
4 days ago

ALl wOmEN nEed tO jUMp oFF a bRidGe for NOt waNTiNg mE aT My cOMmand I'm NicE!!

godmagnus
5
4 days ago

Obviously you're a man, your avatar is Metal Sonic, and girls don't play video games! Duh!

Edit: /s. Just in case of weirdos.

MoleculeWolf
-6
4 days ago

HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm.... (I know a few gamer girls but other than that they are pretty rare)

Walugii
4
4 days ago

Something about the metal sonic icon puts this over the top. Hilarious

Greenface1998
4
4 days ago

Do people really proposition strangers on the internet like this who they 0% know, not even if they are a man or a woman, still baffles me that anyone would do this

mediwitch
3
4 days ago

Yes.

Often with accompanying pictures of genitalia.

It baffles me, too.

UnknownStory
6
4 days ago

all females need to jump off a fucking bridge

That's the spirit. Now you won't have anybody to pay for sex at 9pm on a Tuesday

modaaa
2
4 days ago

No more taco Tuesdays

thefabulouskiki
4
4 days ago

Any opportunity to condemn all women, eh?

bubs35
3
4 days ago

The real thing is, just because you claim to be a "nice guy" doesn't mean a woman has to be automatically into you. Maybe you're not her type, maybe she's just not looking for what you're looking for. She doesn't really owe you an explanation on why she's not interested. Just accept rejection and get on with your life. Men so easily reject women but can't stand when we reject them. It's sickening.

luv_u_deerly
3
4 days ago

I have to know what he said after that. Or did he just stop responding? This is too perfect.

OKC_Zeke1792
3
4 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

CorporalMinicrits
1
4 days ago

When karen leaves you

thebritisharecome
3
4 days ago

IT'S MA'AM

deceptithot
3
4 days ago

So y’all gonna go out or

drizzy413
1
4 days ago

We need a fairy tale ending!

Ignis_xd
3
4 days ago

why do your texts suddenly go from right side to left side? or is there a third person

Kittpire
2
4 days ago

Rule number one: if they say they’re a nice guy, they mean they’re a nice guy

Brim_Dunkleton
2
4 days ago

Please God tell me he responded to the last message???

CorporalMinicrits
2
4 days ago

Females

j0oboi
2
4 days ago

He wants all females to jump off a bridge so he can finally have you OP

OmegaSkittles1
2
4 days ago

I'm knocking you ungrateful bitch... ANSWER 😂😂😂 I wanna know how he replied when you said you're a dude lmao

TychaBrahe
2
4 days ago

Well, JelloWobbls is a unisex name.

Cacho__
2
4 days ago

Oh god please tell me he replied.

Budderman18
2
4 days ago

In this day and age, you could say your a guy and actually be a girl

mochi_iscream
2
4 days ago

Got baited by the female charc

drizzy413
2
4 days ago

I wish all men would use female characters to confuse these types and take some stress of of us for a bit

hello_there247
2
4 days ago

LMAO - ALL of these “nice guys” and incels are so fucking pathetic.

Nuggetmilk51
2
4 days ago

Only a true niceguy wants all females to jump off a bridge

Abjys
2
4 days ago

hahahahahahahahahahaha

I don't know why I typed so much, I just couldn't hold it sorry

lol

CoolAsAPrius
2
4 days ago

This shows the universe nice guys create. They really talk themselves into asking out these girls, mostly showing no romantic interest. Sheer conversation provokes them.

Somehow he got ahead of himself, forgetting some minor details.

Maniacbore
2
4 days ago

I’m a man, without conviction

SangamFlevo
2
4 days ago

When you’re a nice guy but fEmAlEs just have to jump off a bridge

ModelPhilosophy
1
4 days ago

Look like metal sonic to me tbh

Sparkinum
1
4 days ago

How did he respond?! OP deliver pls

NEET-Avatar
1
4 days ago

Am I the only one getting "Kill da ho,BEEEEETCH" vibes from this?

alienkreeper
1
4 days ago

This is hilarious.

bloutchbleue
1
4 days ago

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID AFTER

LegendaryL1nk
1
4 days ago

Bamboozled again

ginot867
1
4 days ago

I have yet to meet a woman who likes metal sonic

modaaa
1
4 days ago

Well that's because he's a dick.

ieatassonfirstdate
1
4 days ago

this is beyond science

srdraz364
1
4 days ago

What dumbass pussy retard

Gigantic_potato
1
4 days ago

It's because only gay people and women like metal sonic and nice guys clearly don't believe gay people exist

npfrnr
1
4 days ago

Metal Sonic, sweet.

Vices4Virtues
1
4 days ago

Talk about a legit switcharoo!

gadgetmcfly
1
4 days ago

Bet he wants to go commit hyper metal sonic

FleasJohnson
1
4 days ago

Sonic.exe

headlessbill-1
1
4 days ago

Gottem.jpg

_cakee
1
4 days ago

OP please update us

MajorXV
1
4 days ago

LOLLLLLLL

ThatRedScooter
1
4 days ago

I. Love. This. I'm lmao-ing

PsychoAnanas
1
4 days ago

r/niceguys more like r/nicegays :D

Amavera
1
4 days ago

ALL FEMALES NEED TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SO IT'S JUST ME AND MY FLESHLIGHT!

Masao_
1
4 days ago

The first message was from metal sonic ?

ItsyaboiShezza
1
4 days ago

Brilliant

xcorinthianx
1
4 days ago

Maybe you have... a quality.

KeebyGotJuice
1
4 days ago

ALL of them tho? Even Ma Dukes? Say it ain't so lol

Wylieburb
1
4 days ago

Is that a bad thing?

DnDude01
1
4 days ago

C

tigercayenneroy
1
4 days ago

LMAOOO

Drix1942
1
4 days ago

"I'm a nice guy." 5 seconds later "All females need to jump off a bridge."

Oh, you meant a niceguy? Got it.

3Jdiddy
0
4 days ago

He just wanted a hot gamer girl

NickTGG
0
4 days ago

What girl would have metal sonic as their profile picture anyway? Just curious.

ClockTalk
0
4 days ago

Gay...

MoleculeWolf
-2
4 days ago

Why do people this mean exist. I actually know some pretty good women. Keep in mind I dont know many women.

[deleted]
-10
4 days ago

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archangelsidekick
7
4 days ago

Eventually, we all WILL die. Perhaps not quite on a 'nice guys' timetable, though. Sorry for the inconvenience! /s

SnakeDarkness1
-19
4 days ago

I'm sorry this seems very fabricated doesn't it?

cyrusub
12
4 days ago

nothing ever happens, right?

peenes
-22
4 days ago

Girl : wants a nice guy Nice guy : knocks on said girls's door Girl : oMG eW not you Nice guy : but I'm literally what you asked for

parmenides86
5
4 days ago
peenes
-4
4 days ago

C'mon guys it's a joke, like she wants a genuinely nice dude who treats her well etc. but actually she gets the NICE GUY, who thinks just him being nice to her, makes her have sex with him. I thought people would get the difference but I guess either I didn't execute the joke properly or maybe you just didn't like the joke

parmenides86
4
4 days ago

It has literally nothing to do with this post, which isn't even about a woman. Did you just pick a random /r/niceguys thread to practice your stand-up routine in or what

EDIT: Also, to answer your question: no, you didn't execute the "joke" properly

peenes
0
4 days ago

Yeah you're right I guess I didn't really pay attention to the post. My fault. Sorry guys. Have a nice day

Zarrett
0
4 days ago

Updoots for explanation my man, joke didn't come off that good but I found it funny

Hibernaculum9
-38
4 days ago

Considering both peoples text are on the same side this a 100% fake conversation.