Happy cake day
Oh shit, I didn't even realize!
Stab Me Daddy!
You heard the man!
Did you just assume gender?!
fuck what have you done?!
He said the worst curse word in all math and algebra: "undefined!"
Came here to point out imaginary numbers!
To quote Dan Harmon: ''I don't know if it's illegal, what he's doing, but it's definitely disturbing and ethically wrong.''
Actually in the world of electrical/electronic engineering our lives are built off those
edit: clarifying which engineering
Holy shit its slope dude
Holy shit someone got my reference
There goes my Pentium...
The fastest speed readers
You're only partially right.
Oh, thank heaven
Ah, the Brandon scale, where 5/7 is equal to or greater than 1.
I'm ashamed I know the name of it.
it's r/subsifellfor when r/suddenlynicegay turns out not to be a real sub
Show me the downvotes.
R- sUbS i ThOuGhT i FeLl FoR
Your wish is my command.
o7 thank you for your service
Is this your screenshot then..?
I’m curious to know what he said after finding out your gender. Did he decide you’re worthy of treating like a human being since you are Le Male or did he continue the irrational rage, or what?
My guess is rage. It seems to be their MO
If OP isn't a Stacy then he's obviously a Chad. There is no redemption here.
behold: the merciless subjugator of men)
For the link to work you need to close the parentesis at the end of "(Pokémon"
Evolved into.. Blissey?
Probably accused OP of getting a sex change just to screw him out of the woman he deserves.
Don't forget that they will call OP gay for trying to get with a dude.
this is literally worse than linking ihavereddit outside of reddit
This is Reddit, you idiot. That sub is for sub linking on other sites
Dude, i didn't even know r/ihavereddit was an actual thing...
OP don't leave us hanging. We need to know what happened afterwards
Probably appropriately gendered curses.
My guess is homophobic yelling, as it's clearly OP's fault Nice Guy made the mistake /s
Understood, have a good day
Probably just blocked him and moved on.
I agree with the blocking not with the moving on :D
Most likely would have doubled-down on the rage due to extra humiliation.
I used to have Whisper. I deleted that waste dump of an app, but one time I posted something like "only $4,000 left to go on student loans!" The amount of dudes who messaged me with "offers" and, like, they messaged such things... Such things I dare not repeat.
I have no idea how women do this on the day to day because holy shit. Thoughts and prayers.
One time I said how I liked skinny pigs and hoped to get one in the future. Apparently getting pets for people in exchange for "favours" is a thing.😒😒
I'm surprised they didn't think you were referring to a something else. I posted an innocent picture of a kitten with no text, and got pervs thinking I was referring to a vagina. I deleted that app and never went back.
One time I posted one of a cat saying I've always wanted to be a cat because it seems cool (they are so agile and it seems like it would be fun). You can probably guess my messages.😬😒
“What is ‘I will pay you in Bitcoin for a two-minute video of you stomping barefoot on a Subway $5 footlong while making strangled cat noises,’ Alex?”
That’s exactly what someone who’d pay Bitcoin for a two-minute video of some girl stomping barefoot on a Subway $5 footlong while making strangled cat noises would say.
Thing with that is if you get people willing to pay stuff in bitcoin you know there "rich" so what you do is simple.
set up a bitcoin wallet make sure you find a place to convert bitcoin to $ £ or any real world currency, get them to pay you FIRST before making the video, then don't make the video. Unlike paypal you cant get the money back and you got a fair amount of money for nothing
Or just don't be a scumbag, you know.
I just gave a way for people to get money off arse holes who honestly deserve to be scammed and I'm really tempted to get money of desperate guys myself just to see how guilable whisper is
Have you heard the song "'猫になりたい(I want to be a cat)?"
"I want to be a cat
The one that's in your arms
I want to stay there until the lonely nights would finally end
I want to be a cat
Words are ephemeral
I'll scratch you to make sure they don't disappear"
It is a type of guinea pig with almost no hair.😊😊 There was this multi-coloured one that I reallly liked.💖
I have a half-skinny pig! He's an ugly mf but I love him!
EDIT: photo by request!
Half-skinny pig https://imgur.com/gallery/8DpuRfZ
Can you please post a pic? This made me laugh
I'm not the person you're asking but here's a video of a baby skinny pig squeaking. Fuckers are loud!
My husband HATES guinea pig squeals. I watched this laughing because this is one time I definitely get where my husband is coming from. I'm so used to cats who are very purposeful when they're being verbal. If this were my pet, I'd be wondering, "do you need food? Different food? A different water source? A hiding spot?" I'd go crazy wondering what's wrong.
sounds like a guinea pig trying to oink.
Sounds like a very tiny fire alarm
Sure thing! The link is long because I can't shirten it on mobile, but here he is:
I second the request for a pic.
Here he is! Sorry, I'm on mobile, so I can't shorten the link.
Omg! He’s too cute! I just want to snuggle him.
If you want to make a link appear as text on mobile you do this:
[Text you want to appear](Link you want to use)
This is a link to the formatting guide
Aww he's adorable!
He's cool. I love him
I thought this whole thread was a huge joke about an app of retarded people talking about "obviously" sexual things that I knew nothing about.
I thought I was too old for a minute.. maybe ootl
It's an app where a lot of teens and young adults post "secrets," usually very mundane ones about their mood or things they like. Unfortunatrly since it's known for it's use by teens, a lot of creeps hang out in the chats and sometimes harass users.
TIL. Now to find this app and harass kids. /s
That sounds cute. I was worried you were trying to get a piglet and starve him small.
Why would I ever want to do that!? That's way cruel🙁🙁 (but yeah, they are really cute😊)
Some people are just not well. And I looked up skinny pigs. They are adorable. I kind of want one now - not enough to prostitute myself for one but still cute.
I do not understand people like that, and same😂.
That sounds super cute. Guinea pigs are so sweet.
I know right💖💖💖💖💖
They are so amazing! I have 3
Ooooh, I'm jealous😍😍😍😍
In Canada we call them house hippos
Kind of curious if one could swindle the nice guys into buying the pet first and then ghosting them.
Based on their level of crazy being Hardcore mode, I'm not sure that would be safe to do.
I honestly don't think that these types of folk have the skills or drive necessary to track another person and cause them harm.
We're talking about a similar demographic to ones who go and shoot up schools. Their reasoning doesn't match a sane person's.
I agree with that but going to a public place to shoot a bunch of non-specific individuals is significantly easier than tracking one specific person, whom they've never met, and have extremely limited information about.
Don't think anyone wants risking angering some incel who ends up shooting random people due anger and entitlement, even if you'd be safe..
Do you mean guinea pigs?
Nope, skinny pig. It is a type of "hairless" guinea pig.
Interesting! I know exactly what you’re talking about, just didn’t know they had a different name.
I always play online games with a female avatar now. I don't actively pretend to be a woman, but the way that some dudes will just assume and trip over themselves to give you shit is helpful.
As a girl who has always played female characters, I've never had this happen to me. Back in 06 when girls didnt exist on the internet, I'd make friends who'd assume I was a guy until we exchanged irl names. Then they demand pictures as proof, which I never sent because it didnt matter if they believed me or not.
Turns out some of them actively played a female character pretending to be a girl and got a LOT of gold and loot.
Um...I exist . Have done so on the internet since like at least 1998.
No, that's literally impossible. Women didn't even exist until 2004.
Hahaha people are down voting my existence
People are downvoting you for not getting the joke, yo
You know it was a joke right?
Ohhhhhh it's a joke... Tell me more
You're also insufferable.
I mean unless we're showing our tits, theres no way girl gamers exist /s
That never happened to me. Where do you find them?
Posted about how I was sick of being stereotyped (I'm Asian). Cue the onslaught of awful fetishized yellow fever blokes
Maybe I should start being more active on social media, I kind of want to experience the cringe myself. Though would it require me to post my face?
Posting in sexsells/gonewild style subs really makes you not want to check your messages ever
I would argue that it's different. I used to post in one of the gonewild subreddits, because I liked the attention. I answered everyone who messaged me. Most were actually really kind and they always gave me a huge boost of confidence.
Uninvited or unwelcome messages are gross. One time a guy messaged me saying he'd read a post of mine on /r/sex (which is for discussion, not porn or hookups) and it was gross. Even though it was relatively tame in content, his audacity in messaging me was superlatively arrogant.
There is absolutely a difference! Most people who message are kind and the content in their messages is in no way offensive, however there is that group of people who say things that are jarring. Having someone message "If I saw you on the street I would impregnate you!" or "Wow I hope she isn't on birth control" is going to stand out a lot more than the usual comments on those subreddits. Those comments didn't offend me, but they were certainly uncomfortable to read.
Deja Vu on this comment!
I once made a whisper about how excited I was to have my own place for the first time. Got dozens of messages from men offering to come over. Where do they get this unfailing confidence?
It's not confidence, but unaware desperation.
Yep. They know they're pathetic, so they play the numbers game. If a guy throws himself at everyone with a vagina like that it just means he's trying to find someone vulnerable to use as a Fleshlight.
Well, if this degree doesn't pay off I know how I'm paying off this degree.
Ngl I would catfish a dude for $4000
You didn’t take their money though?
The guy who asked for pics of me wearing spandex at the gym would have been incredibly displeased.
Just find pics of a girl, easy money
And you only had 4,000 dollars left. What made them think that you would give up your dignity for such a small amount? I mean, it’s got to be at least 5,000.
Holy fucking hell...Imagine being so desperate, that when complaining to a "woman" , that life isnt fair and you deserve her vagina, you instead realize you've been crying to a man the whole time.
I dont understand why they went for a picture of sonic though why would they think OPs a girl
Maybe an androgynous or uncommon name? One of my male co-workers is named Courtney, we get a lot of phone calls for "her".
That’s an unfortunate name for a dude.
my dad knew a guy named Sue, purposely named as such by Sue's dad so that he'd be forced to fight bullies that would make fun of his name... Pretty damn toxic
MY NAME IS SUE, HOW DO YOU DO?
NOW YOU GONNA DIE
Or maybe because of a nickname... It's a chat and it's normal. I forgot how many times peoples confused me with female... But at least I didn't had this bad experience 🤣
It's Metal Sonic. Robots have no gender.
Those guys don't feel shame.
Shame 🛎 Shame 🛎 Shame 🛎
Always comes at the worst times
How did he react?
I too am interested in how he replied. My guess is, terribly.
Or not at all, but that one's no fun.
YOU FUCKINGIEING HOE!!!
That is how it would have ended
Honestly probably blocked. If op didn’t post it I guess it wasn’t juicy enough.
You're probably a chad anyway... i bet you have tatoos and no job...and treat your girl like crap
He is making joke
Post it there, post it there!
I don't know what he expected. No woman would ever have Metal Sonic as their profile picture.
Chad metal sonic vs virgin regular sonic
I have Shadow because I'm a bad ass and nobody understands me
teleports behind you
Cold Steel. We meet again.
Okay don't I'm not tryna laugh this hard before bed
yeah everyone knows girls prefer mecha sonic
Thought: Maybe he should stop asking every person he meets online for a date. It just shows how quickly he made a move on you. Didn’t even get to declare your gender
Phew, I guess you don't need to jump off a bridge.
Op dodged a bridge.
“I don’t care what your gender is, I’m so mad I still want you to jump off a bridge!”
Everyone else is asking how he reacted to this... I'm really curious as to his opening lines that resulted in being told he wasn't going to get a chance at all.
Thanks for asking the real question here
Yup I’ve got my popcorn ready and I need more information
All females need to jump off a bridge
I'm a nice guy
All females need to jump off a bridge
I'm a nice guy
Something does not add up.
Indeed. A true gentleman would help his foid jump off the bridge
I need background info...how did you get to this point in the conversation.
Metal Sonic only dates other metallic hedgehogs
Metal Sonic x Mecha Sonic? 🤔
I'd rather jump off a bridge than sleep with that.
Given those two choices bridge sounds like Paradise
Omg I'm dying to know his reaction!
The metal sonic pic gave it away like how-
that ain't a niceguy, that's a grade-A incel right there
I'm also a man: can all the females please not jump off a bridge? Please don't leave me in a world of only men, please.
Your in luck, not even the slowest of women will listen to incel logic
Give the people what they want. What did he say!?
What did he reply with?
You say you're a man.
But your Sonic profile pic determined that was a lie.
"females" who says females all serious
Jokes aside, this pretty well summarizes the raison d'être for this sub. Male entitlement to the female body is rooted in deep misogyny and hatred, just look at how quickly this "nice guy" changed his tune after being rejected. I would be really curious to see how that conversation played out once he discovered where he was directing his sexism. Hopefully not homophobia, but you never know with these types...
holy shit it’s gay metal sonic!!!
Bwahaha that made my day
Metal Sonic once again obliterates his opponent
ALl wOmEN nEed tO jUMp oFF a bRidGe for NOt waNTiNg mE aT My cOMmand I'm NicE!!
Obviously you're a man, your avatar is Metal Sonic, and girls don't play video games! Duh!
Edit: /s. Just in case of weirdos.
HmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm.... (I know a few gamer girls but other than that they are pretty rare)
Something about the metal sonic icon puts this over the top. Hilarious
Do people really proposition strangers on the internet like this who they 0% know, not even if they are a man or a woman, still baffles me that anyone would do this
Often with accompanying pictures of genitalia.
It baffles me, too.
all females need to jump off a fucking bridge
all females need to jump off a fucking bridge
That's the spirit. Now you won't have anybody to pay for sex at 9pm on a Tuesday
No more taco Tuesdays
Any opportunity to condemn all women, eh?
The real thing is, just because you claim to be a "nice guy" doesn't mean a woman has to be automatically into you. Maybe you're not her type, maybe she's just not looking for what you're looking for. She doesn't really owe you an explanation on why she's not interested. Just accept rejection and get on with your life. Men so easily reject women but can't stand when we reject them. It's sickening.
I have to know what he said after that. Or did he just stop responding? This is too perfect.
When karen leaves you
So y’all gonna go out or
We need a fairy tale ending!
why do your texts suddenly go from right side to left side? or is there a third person
Rule number one: if they say they’re a nice guy, they mean they’re a nice guy
Please God tell me he responded to the last message???
He wants all females to jump off a bridge so he can finally have you OP
I'm knocking you ungrateful bitch... ANSWER 😂😂😂 I wanna know how he replied when you said you're a dude lmao
Well, JelloWobbls is a unisex name.
Oh god please tell me he replied.
In this day and age, you could say your a guy and actually be a girl
Got baited by the female charc
I wish all men would use female characters to confuse these types and take some stress of of us for a bit
LMAO - ALL of these “nice guys” and incels are so fucking pathetic.
Only a true niceguy wants all females to jump off a bridge
I don't know why I typed so much, I just couldn't hold it sorry
This shows the universe nice guys create. They really talk themselves into asking out these girls, mostly showing no romantic interest. Sheer conversation provokes them.
Somehow he got ahead of himself, forgetting some minor details.
I’m a man, without conviction
When you’re a nice guy but fEmAlEs just have to jump off a bridge
Look like metal sonic to me tbh
How did he respond?! OP deliver pls
Am I the only one getting "Kill da ho,BEEEEETCH" vibes from this?
This is hilarious.
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID AFTER
I have yet to meet a woman who likes metal sonic
Well that's because he's a dick.
this is beyond science
What dumbass pussy retard
It's because only gay people and women like metal sonic and nice guys clearly don't believe gay people exist
Metal Sonic, sweet.
Talk about a legit switcharoo!
Bet he wants to go commit hyper metal sonic
OP please update us
I. Love. This. I'm lmao-ing
r/niceguys more like r/nicegays :D
ALL FEMALES NEED TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SO IT'S JUST ME AND MY FLESHLIGHT!
The first message was from metal sonic ?
Maybe you have... a quality.
ALL of them tho? Even Ma Dukes? Say it ain't so lol
Is that a bad thing?
"I'm a nice guy." 5 seconds later "All females need to jump off a bridge."
Oh, you meant a niceguy? Got it.
He just wanted a hot gamer girl
What girl would have metal sonic as their profile picture anyway? Just curious.
Why do people this mean exist. I actually know some pretty good women. Keep in mind I dont know many women.
Eventually, we all WILL die. Perhaps not quite on a 'nice guys' timetable, though. Sorry for the inconvenience! /s
I'm sorry this seems very fabricated doesn't it?
nothing ever happens, right?
Girl : wants a nice guy
Nice guy : knocks on said girls's door
Girl : oMG eW not you
Nice guy : but I'm literally what you asked for
C'mon guys it's a joke, like she wants a genuinely nice dude who treats her well etc. but actually she gets the NICE GUY, who thinks just him being nice to her, makes her have sex with him. I thought people would get the difference but I guess either I didn't execute the joke properly or maybe you just didn't like the joke
It has literally nothing to do with this post, which isn't even about a woman. Did you just pick a random /r/niceguys thread to practice your stand-up routine in or what
EDIT: Also, to answer your question: no, you didn't execute the "joke" properly
Yeah you're right I guess I didn't really pay attention to the post. My fault. Sorry guys. Have a nice day
Updoots for explanation my man, joke didn't come off that good but I found it funny
Considering both peoples text are on the same side this a 100% fake conversation.