Imagine the bugs
In his hair or mouth or both?
hair || mouth || (hair && mouth)
You wouldn't need the last or in programming.
Compiler would sort that out np.
Doesn't it start condition checking from right to left? I think it'd stay. Am i missing something?
It checks left to right and short circuits, so if both are true then it would evaluate to true after only checking hair, so it would never be reached. A compiler would likely recognize that condition would never be reached and not include it in the compiled program.
Thank you. I knew about the short circuit thing that compiler does. I just thought i remembered reading somewhere that it goes right to left.
Do you happen to remember any similar scenario where it goes right to left?
Provide that the first or is true it would short circuit after that
Human interpretation is much more illogical then the Matrix!
hair || mouth (hair && mouth)?
hair || mouth (hair && mouth)
No, hair || mouth is enough, the last condition is basically useless in the program. It evaluates to the same result irrespective of the last condition in the brackets
Yah, it was a joke.
C these balls lmao
So funny xDDD best Reddit meme!!!
He thought he could prevent some yeeter commenting both, but forgot the elusive yes. Still much to learn.
Imagine he covered his mouth with tiny mosquito net.
Both "mouth" and "both".
Imagine the jaw pain.
Pretty sure he would break character if you got too frisky
Luckily he's in CA and the bugs here are small and barely a bother. At least in Oakland where I live.
I've been to LA/hollywood many times and the worst thing I've seen was roaches.
Edit: just kidding he's in London -_-
He’s in London, UK
So sorry, I saw Hollywood on the billboard behind him so I just assumed... Plus there is a lot of street performance in Hollywood.
Yeah, recognized the bins
Its Leicester Square, London. Right outside the Empire Cinema/Casino
I've never been. Just saw the giant "Hollywood" on the billboard behind him and jumped to conclusions! Lol. Sorry
Dunno who was downvoting you. You made an honest mistake.
There are zero homeless in the gif. Definitely not CA
I'm more concerned about how long he can hold that briefcase without his arm drifting downwards. I mean it looks like he has the corner resting against his leg, but his arm is still bent a little.
I wonder if he doesn't have a scaffold in his sleeve attached to the briefcase.
I stood and watched him a few weeks ago. He actually doesn't maintain his poses for very long
Ah good to know.
What a wonderful phrase!
Imagine just one really big bug.
....or a chav
I’m imagining there probably weren’t any bug problems
With all that wind?
I think breathing out through mouth does the trick
Imagine bug spray
shut up bitch
Bitch, shut up!
Outstanding move. It's ineffective!
The best part of this performance is when he’s done and has to walk home mid-supersaiyan transformation lmao
It must take like 15 episodes just to get on the bus home.
Wanna know how long it actually took him to get home?
find out next time on... DRAGON BALL Z
Thanks, now I have to clean my keyboard and have weird sniffles for a while.
I don't think we are watching the same show...
Happy cake day! 🍰
Happy cake day
Anybody else hate this reddit tradition of wishing someone a happy cake day? It’s just the anniversary day they created their account. Big deal.
it's how reddit became a community, by creating little rituals that users can share. It makes people feel a little fuzzy and warm
but there are always people who dislike that kind of thing, and in their little way, they have become part of the ritual too
And it's definitely better than talking about bacon and narwhals.
This turned out comfortingly poetic haha. Perfect way to describe the phenomenon
Happy 196th day after cake day! 🍰
Happy orbit day! You deserve it!
Why orbit day?
Why not orbit day is the better question?
Oh, it's "birthday".
...I knew that.
upvoted because of the wonderful comments that responded to you.
I wouldn't say hate, but I feel like it can sometimes get distracting when everyone starts happy cake day spam in a discussion, but I guess it can make some people feel better and it's not that much harm done, so i tolerate it atm.
I mean, I'm not one of them, but they are out there.
Happy cake day. You’re wild for that comment
Yeah, with a stiff ass suit and a cobra tie
I saw him after a performance once and it was exactly what you’d expect lmao
It's a Hairpiece/wig, I've seen him changing into his regular clothes.
What do you mean? He's already walking home, it's just taking a while.
I love how stiff he is
Imagine him feeling a scratch near his penis.
No biggie just ask someone for help
Does he look like a bitch?
Tell me more tell me more
WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
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Me too ;)
it must be hard for him to stay that long
You're advised to seek medical advice if it lasts longer than an hour
i love this guy..
Bet you do.
Hair is blowing upward while tie is blowing back. Absolute garbage.
Kidding, I never cease to be impressed with the patience of artists who do this kind of stuff.
Ties flap around
you flap around
We all flap around.
We fap around.
We fap right around, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down.
Flap up, flap up, and get down
not me...i’m on day 4654 of noflap
We all flap down here.
Penis flaps around
Maybe not with your size.
I tie mine down. It could knock someone out.
It's hollywood strip. You see these sorts of guys wayy less often then the shittier scam artist types (muh fire mixtape dude, guys dressed as spiderman then hound you for $10 after taking a pic).
edit: thought it was the hollywood tour bus in the back, mb)
This is 100% Leicester Square
Yup should have known Hollywood does t get people who put in anywhere near this kind of effort lol
Nope, that’s Leicester Square, London.
The worst is when they join your group while you’re taking a picture and then get pissed off when you don’t want to give them a “donation”
Too much walking space to be hollywood. Looks more like nyc.
Looks like Leicester Square in London to me.
London. Leicester square.
Someone click the play button plez
In his timeline a thermal nuclear bomb has displaced him from his time and place for viewing of the near future to observe what's coming right before the death wave engulfs the city.
thermometer nuclear bomb
thermometer nuclear bomb
Edit: you’re still wrong. Thermonuclear is the word you are looking for.
Dude, I drink and Reddit and currently on a new phone with a rappent autocorrect. I don't claim to know things... Always.
Edit: in the future they changed it to thermal.
You have angered the Grammar Gods.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Please. Gods typically have more power than impotently correcting typos and autocorrect flubs. You're the dick pics of internet cliques; unpleasant, unimpressive, and unwanted.
Hey what do you have against people who do find dick pics pleasant, impressive and wanted!?
You, too, have angered the Grammar Gods. Not by failure, but by blasphemy. Begone, foul beast.
Me too thx
They edited their comment
thermal nuclear bomb
thermal nuclear bomb
It just keeps getting better and better
That’s still wrong. Thermonuclear bomb.
I just figured he was jumping out of the World Trade Center.
It's criminal the video didn't show him walking off.
He is still there. Locked in, begging for help with all his mind power but unable to speak or move.
When it gets windy he just flies off like a blowup doll
Not my proudest fap
This is awesome
Happy cake day!
This is neat. It would be confusing if you walked, by this while tripping on acid.
Omg I was about to grammatize your ass until I saw that username lol
Grammar fight me.
Grammer fight, me.
Username checks out
No joke - years ago at my first Glastonbury festival I was trip-sitting a friend doing her first tab of acid.
She got itchy feet so we went for a walk through the centre of the festival, and in the dark, surrounded by a couple of thousand people the crowd suddenly parted and half a dozen people in amazing zombie costumes - including two huge ones on stilts - came striding through the crowd.
My mate took one look at the painted gore and the latex "flesh" peeling off their faces, and stopped dead in her tracks, stiff as a board and with eyes like saucers.
Trying to reassure her she wasn't hallucinating I put my arm around her shoulders and said "it's ok, don't worry - I can see them too"... to which she responded "oh, thank God for tha-... wait, what?".
It's been a long, time since I have come across you in the wild sir but i must, say that I had a fantastic year and I hope you did too
Oh god, holding that facial expression would be terrible!
Right? I’d start to drool
Its a nice change from the usual floating yoda, homeless guy playing a traffic cone crap you see in Leicester Square.
I remember seeing this guy in Leicester Square in my trip to London, honestly one of the best street performances I have ever seen
It’s weird, I swear I’ve seen a guy who looks remarkably like him, in Tokyo, doing the same act as well. No briefcase iirc but the tie, etc all same
This guy’s occasionally around Covent Garden as well!
There was like half a dozen of those creepy floating Yoda's in Leicester a while back.
I found it proper creepy.
“Ah only 5 floating Yodas, one more wont hurt”
They really needed to have 7 of them and all be different colours of the rainbow.
Is Chiquitos still there? When I was 13/14 in the 90s we’d hit that place up because we knew the server and he’d get us strawberry daiquiris. We’d get annihilated on sugary alcohol and then hit up the arcade. Great times. Terrible food though.
Imagine how different the reaction would be in a superhero world. That man just ghost timestopped in the street that’s some high level villain shit
With my freeze ray I will stop the world.
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to...
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to
How long can he sustain?
I gotta wonder if he has anything in his close to help keep him stiff. Like metal bars that lock in place or something.
Still impressive, regardless though.
Where do you put the money?
Just drop change in his mouth.
This man has more starch on his person than in all the potato fields of ireland.
He must have a very dry mouth
I saw this guy after he was done, just chatting on the phone sat down. He must have so much wire frame on him, I wonder how heavy it is
I never get tired of seeing this guy.
If the wind changes he’ll stay like that...
My leg cramps just looking at this
Seen in every city
There's a guy like this on every major shopping street in the developed world as far as I can tell.
Why is this epic?
This is mildly interesting at best if you’re a tourist, and an annoyance if you’re on your way to work.
How long do they usually hold this for
Until they die and are replaced
I thought society came to the conclusion that mimes were bad and annoying.
That’s a lot of glue/starch
Imagine the uncomfortableness in his legs.
I was like, what is that thing impaling his chest? Took me like 5 watch throughs to understand that it was his tie
If you film it you tip it.
Leicester Square, London
I’ll never understand how people can stand still like this for hours and hours. I can’t stand still for 6 minutes
Metal supports under the clothes, he’s basically sitting
Really? Hm that kinda just ruined it for me, but is extremely interesting
looks like Leicester square
Is he holding his breath?
Need. More. Starch
This actually inspires me and makes smile) Wish I could see this everyday before work to fully "recharge my batteries"))
Saw this same guy in Italy in last few days. Can’t remember what city.
he doesn't have a phone in his hand. for the information of people who have thought so like me.
Nah, he is just lagging
Where’s his tip jar? Someone needs to give this guy some change
When your ping is 3000
I've seen this guy before on Oxford Street in London
His arm moved!
I thought this was a statue until I saw the comment section....
I'm Blown Away
How is this easier than just getting an actual job
some people have a thing that's called "passion" which makes you do crazy stuff like invest time and work into things that don't really make you more money than other things you could do with that time and work.
That has to be the toughest pose to hold that still! Look at his front foot?! I’d def be cramping up after 2 min, maybe less haha xD
I call bs, I watched it for 5 minutes and the same people kept walking by. FAKE
I saw this guy in London last week!
It took me 3 mins to realise that he gelled his hair.
Wind like that you'd have to!!
tfw I legit thought his tie was a weird ass space harpoon
I saw this guy in Manchester 2 days ago!
Takes some strength to retain that position for a period of time
I always imagine the looks he would get walking down the street right before he busts into the freeze
What if it’s a social psychology experiment on whether bystanders will attempt to help someone trapped in some kind of temporal anomaly? Just call him Kitty Genofreeze.
He needs to affix the briefcase half open and paper mache a stack of paper work so it looks like it’s blowing away.
I wonder if there’s a stiff fluorocarbon wire strong enough to support a leaf...
Anyone who had longer dentist appointments knows the hardest part of this is holding your mouth open this long.
People used to play instruments in the streets. What ever happened to that?
I saw this guy when i was in london
buys entire Walmart stock of starch
How long do these people stay like that?
Dio right after the "ROAD ROLLER DA !"
No, he’s frozen in time. Somebody help this man! r/donthelpjustfilm wtf
His jaw is gonna hurt after this stint.
That's one epic game of freeze tag!
How dis he put the hair to stay up so good
One whole can of hairspray
He's moving his thumb though.
Is Maxell trying to make a comeback?
Plot twist: it’s not street theater. He’s actually stuck in a time anomaly.
How long he can keep that post?
You can tell that the suitcase is fake.
Don martin R.I.P.
Props to the sugar daddy walking past in the background. Go well sir !
that's a man that doesn't skip leg day. I can feel the hip and leg pain through the screen.
I want to see mj fox doing this
This looks so tiring
Amazing Street Art!
I wonder what he used for his hair haha
Better than the over played spray painted robots...
They say he is still there
The first thing I thought is, “where do you put the money?”...
So this is how they shoot those ridiculous stock photos
thats old af mate
Imagine the awkward walk to the location.
Wow, how's he doing that? He's not moving HOW.
Caught in the deadlights
Someone in front of him divided by zero. Now there is only him, frozen in time for eternity. No one wants to know what happened to the other guy.
These chalk drawing are getting out of hand
is it a person tho?
Great reply Gif as well.
Yo, Street performer.
Saw him in London last November. He has talent.
Honestly just funny to imagine him catching a train all the way into the city with his hair like that
Amazing, really. I bet that specific location is chosen so he can put part of his weight on his right heel. It’s in between the pavement tiles and the grate on the ground, allowing him to keep that position longer without losing balance. Really smart.
I thought someone took a phone out of his hand and that would have been dedicated, then I realized he’s just adjusting his sunglasses.
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Very creative take on an old idea of street art
I know him! Such a great guy and an incredible performer both as you see him here and in the theatre. Hope he’s doing swell these days.
Plot twist: he actually has no legs.
That guy is cringe
What jojo scene is this?
Lol this is amazing! TAKE MY MONEY!!
Been doing this as a cheap Halloween costume for years but never this well
Someone give this man some money!
Very creative and fun, he deserves a tip or two!
Can someone help me understand what compels someone to do this? I don’t understand this type of performance art at all. I want to appreciate it but I simply don’t get it. Thanks.
Seems like it may be easier just to get a real job.
That was Halloween costume last year.
The wind blowing man...
This is common.
It’s like the ending of a sitcom
Who spends their time like this?
Get a job
I’d like to stand in front of him and blow at him. Would make a good photo.
On the same note: aim ass let out roaring fart in same direction. Would me a good photo for my private collection.
Imagine the jaw pain he must have later
I wonder how high this dude was when he thought of this
How many people play black Beatle from their phones?
I scrolled through the comments and couldn't find it; who is this dude? Is this an art piece? Has he done more stuff like this?
This has definitely been posted here
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I would be tossing popcorn in his mouth
How is he able to stand so still?
His arms must have zero blood in them when he’s done
more like PAUSEformance
This is the level of quality content I come to reddit for.
That was creative 17 years ago in Italy.
I would throw him a hundred right there.. ty for the mind fuk.
Time travel can be very unpredictable
What a madladd, I bed he doesn't even get out of the way for people, smh
I think it would’ve been cool if this was shot at a higher frame rate, iPhones can go up to 240fps
could you use more emoji's?
yes..yes I can😼✋
Is this NY??
No, Leicester Square London. North side looking south east.
First thing I recognised was the utility cover by his foot. I've been in this city too long clearly.
lol you recognised that over the odeon and the park in the background! That’s good spotting. I used to travel through Covent Garden every day until I moved a week ago and the ones there are pretty cool. Get some good musicians there too.
I think my eyes went to his foot then the cover, funny how your brain works. Reminds me of this .
I saw this exact guy in Rome about a month ago. He must get around! No one was paying him much mind at the time. I wonder if he uses this schtick to fund his travels. A cool life!
Get some rest, Tommy
"Creative" You will see people who do that in any major city.
Thought the exact same thing. Don’t get why you’re getting downvoted
I remember visiting NY once and saw a guy dp the exact thing. Also in my visit i remember seeing the twin towers lol
Happy 9 11 yall.