My what?
9 upvotes
1 comments
UndeadMunchies
2 weeks ago
My what?
Raytown man stabbed father with Viking sword, thought he was in the mafia
12 upvotes
0 comments
RockChalk4Life
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Raytown man stabbed father with Viking sword, thought he was in the mafia
*might be offensive*
93 upvotes
5 comments
OldIronKey
2 months ago
*might be offensive*
Perfect everything
29 upvotes
0 comments
ImageJPEG
1 month ago
Perfect everything
I can make filet minion with my asshole
20 upvotes
2 comments
Martymceye
2 weeks ago
I can make filet minion with my asshole
2 in 1
25 upvotes
2 comments
ingamar12
1 month ago
2 in 1
The subreddit Newsentences has been created.
6 upvotes
0 comments
hiphopblacktechasian
4 years ago
The subreddit Newsentences has been created.
"What do you think of the xylophones in Uranus?"
2 upvotes
1 comments
jkero9025
1 month ago
"What do you think of the xylophones in Uranus?"
An interesting title
34 upvotes
1 comments
Badogmlg
1 week ago
An interesting title
This just heard on the elevator at work.
5 upvotes
0 comments
trixmix12812
3 weeks ago
This just heard on the elevator at work.
“What is a spider butt rope?”
10 upvotes
0 comments
BasidiomycetousWotan
2 weeks ago
“What is a spider butt rope?”
I wonder how often dogs count their nipples.
26 upvotes
2 comments
Corrigar_Rising
2 months ago
I wonder how often dogs count their nipples.
I immediately thought of this sub
20 upvotes
0 comments
thebighecc
2 months ago
I immediately thought of this sub
Drew Gooden’s whole video of new sentences:
18 upvotes
0 comments
mellababy
1 month ago
youtu.be
Drew Gooden’s whole video of new sentences:
From Corrin hentai
40 upvotes
2 comments
urskrubs
1 month ago
From Corrin hentai
Pretty cool
6 upvotes
1 comments
lbunch1
1 week ago
Pretty cool
Ew! This is gay cheese!
7 upvotes
0 comments
SerpTheCat
1 month ago
Ew! This is gay cheese!
Okay
30 upvotes
0 comments
FlatpackPigeon
2 weeks ago
Okay
Found on r/memes
5 upvotes
0 comments
SmallCubes
1 month ago
Found on r/memes
Japanese animated character
36 upvotes
2 comments
l3ntz41
1 week ago
Japanese animated character
I hate when this happens
49 upvotes
1 comments
scottland_666
5 months ago
I hate when this happens
Double blow job
27 upvotes
3 comments
supplex44
1 week ago
Double blow job
me_irl
7895 upvotes
46 comments
minimoke100
6 days ago
me_irl
Me neither
4 upvotes
1 comments
LiteralTP
1 week ago
Me neither
Daily mail at its best
81 upvotes
6 comments
little_universe
2 weeks ago
Daily mail at its best
His poop hole will be stretchy
17 upvotes
1 comments
girlsatmidnight
3 weeks ago
His poop hole will be stretchy
Battlepandas
109 upvotes
1 comments
Upper_Canada_Pango
4 months ago
Battlepandas
“Great job, Kevin Dunn!”
6 upvotes
0 comments
ihateradiohead
5 days ago
reddit.com
“Great job, Kevin Dunn!”
I've weeded out 420 characters of noodles
6 upvotes
0 comments
DifficultMarket
1 month ago
I've weeded out 420 characters of noodles
From a Conversation With My Fiancée About Breast Milk
9 upvotes
0 comments
Crackt_Apple
1 month ago
From a Conversation With My Fiancée About Breast Milk
Said from another room, "yes you trans-human Winnebago?"
10 upvotes
2 comments
Brokenlamp245
1 month ago
Said from another room, "yes you trans-human Winnebago?"
Hold up, I think my nipple messed up your eyebrow
21 upvotes
2 comments
ShmoleShmuna
1 month ago
Hold up, I think my nipple messed up your eyebrow
"My balls of death will come for your ass"
16 upvotes
0 comments
Theblankuser
1 week ago
"My balls of death will come for your ass"
Found one in the wild
26 upvotes
3 comments
Andrewnator7
1 week ago
Found one in the wild
Context in the first comment
39 upvotes
2 comments
sphinxichigo1
4 months ago
Context in the first comment
Ouch.
5 upvotes
0 comments
Guy_Fieris_Hair
4 months ago
imgur.com
Ouch.
"Did you just drink that decorative mead?"
18 upvotes
0 comments
MoonChainer
3 months ago
"Did you just drink that decorative mead?"
Thank you Kanye, very cool
36 upvotes
0 comments
sphinxichigo1
4 months ago
Thank you Kanye, very cool
Is Nil Or Boblin Here With Me
6 upvotes
0 comments
Jero222
4 months ago
Is Nil Or Boblin Here With Me
Damn
72 upvotes
1 comments
nsmuttoo
3 weeks ago
Damn
I have socks that feel like surround sound pincushions
2 upvotes
0 comments
ZaRxZaRxZaRx
1 week ago
I have socks that feel like surround sound pincushions
Liam Neeson's got some weird hobbies
4 upvotes
0 comments
MiserableBastard1995
4 weeks ago
reddit.com
Liam Neeson's got some weird hobbies
Comment on a video about the observable universe.
7 upvotes
1 comments
JollyJon113
5 days ago
Comment on a video about the observable universe.
2000s who?
4 upvotes
0 comments
existential-crisLYS
2 weeks ago
2000s who?
Sounds like a solid plan.
16 upvotes
1 comments
skomojojo
1 month ago
Sounds like a solid plan.
New game
6 upvotes
1 comments
Kibbysh
1 month ago
New game
Aw damn, I already ate my rat.
4 upvotes
0 comments
ISwearIfThisDoesnt
1 month ago
Aw damn, I already ate my rat.
Jesus and toothpaste = cardinal sin?
9 upvotes
0 comments
Kloudkicker12
1 week ago
Jesus and toothpaste = cardinal sin?
Hmm, what if
11 upvotes
2 comments
TorreyCool
1 week ago
Hmm, what if
A nazi’s son on the subject of his father
8 upvotes
2 comments
Hyper-Memes
1 month ago
A nazi’s son on the subject of his father
"If you put tea bags in my purse I will fuck you up"
10 upvotes
0 comments
BlondeFace616
3 weeks ago
"If you put tea bags in my purse I will fuck you up"
Fucking shrekophobes these days
7 upvotes
1 comments
JuulH
4 weeks ago
Fucking shrekophobes these days
“Don’t make your cum fart again”
8 upvotes
1 comments
SamboneyMachine
2 months ago
“Don’t make your cum fart again”
A new god looked sorrowfully at man.
0 upvotes
0 comments
idlydreamingaway
1 month ago
A new god looked sorrowfully at man.
"Use your analcord and get us out of this situation!"
6 upvotes
3 comments
Klantkallaren
2 months ago
"Use your analcord and get us out of this situation!"
Three Hail Marys and.....
16 upvotes
0 comments
DontForgetTo-Breathe
1 week ago
Three Hail Marys and.....
Credit card boogers
8 upvotes
0 comments
ArcNzym3
6 days ago
Credit card boogers
I’m shook by this
3 upvotes
0 comments
evanducharme
1 week ago
reddit.com
I’m shook by this
You may consider my piss thoroughly boiled....
36 upvotes
0 comments
ransack71
6 days ago
You may consider my piss thoroughly boiled....