not all heroes wear capes
53166 upvotes
1792 comments
icant-chooseone
1 month ago
i.imgur.com
not all heroes wear capes
Strumming.
6 upvotes
0 comments
dankmin
2 weeks ago
Strumming.
A polar bears plays with the torn off penis of a narwhal
57135 upvotes
1572 comments
dorgoth12
3 weeks ago
A polar bears plays with the torn off penis of a narwhal
Ive never heard that before.
108 upvotes
5 comments
kamirusk8
4 weeks ago
Ive never heard that before.
Sounds ruff
41 upvotes
0 comments
winter0fmixeddrinks
2 weeks ago
Sounds ruff
Even the classiest of class
26 upvotes
1 comments
evansometimeskevin
4 weeks ago
Even the classiest of class
I think they might be onto something
29 upvotes
1 comments
ChrisButNotRly
2 weeks ago
i.imgur.com
I think they might be onto something
What
2 upvotes
0 comments
The_Ottoman_Empire
4 weeks ago
What
Don't do drugs and the sex because...
7 upvotes
2 comments
FeedMyHipponstien
3 weeks ago
Don't do drugs and the sex because...
This
53 upvotes
2 comments
jboycannon66
1 month ago
This
Just casually creates a new star
43 upvotes
3 comments
DamienAMedia
4 weeks ago
Just casually creates a new star
Boiling toenails is a very precise craft
64 upvotes
0 comments
moonchildsolo
1 month ago
Boiling toenails is a very precise craft
Really particular about his desk
5 upvotes
2 comments
bsmellis76
2 weeks ago
Really particular about his desk
New sentence from my girlfriend pt 2
19 upvotes
5 comments
mannelimannen
1 month ago
New sentence from my girlfriend pt 2
Start a human blood farm.
48 upvotes
0 comments
rangatanga1
1 week ago
Start a human blood farm.
My friend and I were talking about target
74 upvotes
0 comments
Egregious_Nidus
2 weeks ago
My friend and I were talking about target
This entire conversation
27 upvotes
3 comments
Jus-another-redditor
2 weeks ago
This entire conversation
"Dude, microwaving is for Russians."
15 upvotes
3 comments
RoyalSeraph
1 month ago
"Dude, microwaving is for Russians."
My brain with 101F fever in a nutshell
37 upvotes
1 comments
meatrocks3
1 week ago
My brain with 101F fever in a nutshell
I think they might be onto something
8753 upvotes
163 comments
Alarid
2 weeks ago
i.imgur.com
I think they might be onto something
A new sentence from my girlfriend
29 upvotes
4 comments
mannelimannen
1 month ago
A new sentence from my girlfriend
Hmm
13 upvotes
0 comments
Clingy_Starfish
1 month ago
Hmm
Meaningful quote gone enigma
5 upvotes
0 comments
jonathant97
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Meaningful quote gone enigma
Googly eyes on my...
44 upvotes
1 comments
-mid-life-crisis
3 weeks ago
Googly eyes on my...
A polar bear plays with the torn off penis of a narwhal
44 upvotes
2 comments
prettypotat
3 weeks ago
A polar bear plays with the torn off penis of a narwhal
So I was playing Terraria and...
34 upvotes
4 comments
aceofdiamonds4500
1 month ago
So I was playing Terraria and...
"Was that your neck or your bootyhole?"
9 upvotes
0 comments
jonkatjace
1 month ago
"Was that your neck or your bootyhole?"
It's as much fun as trying to pull a bone out.
9 upvotes
0 comments
venetayDVDy
1 month ago
It's as much fun as trying to pull a bone out.
Plague-infected prairie dogs have shut down parts of a Denver suburb.
27 upvotes
0 comments
Mombutt_long_and_low
3 days ago
cnn.com
Plague-infected prairie dogs have shut down parts of a Denver suburb.
My girlfriend can drink things like a harmonica
2 upvotes
0 comments
DaphosActually
1 week ago
My girlfriend can drink things like a harmonica
First Post: Sex Ed
64 upvotes
0 comments
ruhroh-raggy
3 weeks ago
First Post: Sex Ed
Found this while Watching YouTube
58 upvotes
1 comments
Red_Maple_Leaf
2 weeks ago
Found this while Watching YouTube
Ahh... Fox news headlines.
63 upvotes
2 comments
gameplayer99
1 week ago
Ahh... Fox news headlines.
*visible confusion*
68 upvotes
0 comments
InordinateAmount
1 week ago
*visible confusion*
Via my pal
2 upvotes
0 comments
CthulhuJankinx
1 month ago
Via my pal
I mean yeah ig
80 upvotes
2 comments
heterosexualdoughnut
1 month ago
I mean yeah ig
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE MYSTERY BREAD STAPLER OF SHEFFIELD IS!??!
94 upvotes
3 comments
The-Real-Nincotic
1 month ago
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE MYSTERY BREAD STAPLER OF SHEFFIELD IS!??!
BH 90210' recap: Welcome to the surreal world
0 upvotes
0 comments
albladsouq
1 week ago
BH 90210' recap: Welcome to the surreal world
Honestly never though I'd say this
30 upvotes
5 comments
mansunn
3 weeks ago
Honestly never though I'd say this
Hmmmmm
60 upvotes
0 comments
PopsicleTreehouse
1 month ago
Hmmmmm
today my friend said:
16 upvotes
3 comments
ConiferConnieTreeCow
1 month ago
today my friend said:
Get under the tent , I'll fart and you'll really love it.
3 upvotes
0 comments
LactaidNCookies
4 weeks ago
Get under the tent , I'll fart and you'll really love it.
We're great friends
51 upvotes
1 comments
Kepebob
2 weeks ago
We're great friends
I was told to put this here...
42 upvotes
0 comments
420blazeitupfaggot
2 days ago
I was told to put this here...
"we can finally afford the monkey nuts"
2 upvotes
0 comments
ChristmasMaster8907
2 weeks ago
"we can finally afford the monkey nuts"
Well then.
54 upvotes
2 comments
person273
3 weeks ago
Well then.
My experience with Instagrams censoring
6 upvotes
0 comments
helpls2000
2 weeks ago
My experience with Instagrams censoring
Bro lookin' out for me
72 upvotes
1 comments
Snozeee
5 days ago
Bro lookin' out for me
my cars seathole broke down
3 upvotes
0 comments
AthleticAlbatross
1 month ago
my cars seathole broke down
White boy drops sick beat
25655 upvotes
1279 comments
10100011a10100011a
2 weeks ago
youtu.be
White boy drops sick beat
Tetris
13033 upvotes
249 comments
twistamoneus
2 weeks ago
Tetris
A warning
14 upvotes
2 comments
geralsoftivia
2 weeks ago
A warning
Yup.
48 upvotes
1 comments
alocaldad
3 weeks ago
Yup.
New sentence from my brother
6 upvotes
0 comments
JonWeber69
1 month ago
New sentence from my brother
Garden Variety Anxiety
3 upvotes
0 comments
jasminevirk
4 weeks ago
Garden Variety Anxiety
I bet Harry wishes he had that skill too
7 upvotes
0 comments
sinkintothesea
2 weeks ago
I bet Harry wishes he had that skill too
Farting is just your butt going “AAAAAHHH!!!”
39 upvotes
5 comments
ermagherdbrks
1 month ago
i.imgur.com
Farting is just your butt going “AAAAAHHH!!!”
Tetris
73 upvotes
2 comments
udub4life
2 weeks ago
Tetris
autoryties of Romania
1 upvotes
0 comments
alinacodreanu
3 weeks ago
autoryties of Romania
This time it was me
35 upvotes
1 comments
PopsicleTreehouse
1 month ago
This time it was me
White boy drops a sick beat
8 upvotes
2 comments
prettypotat
2 weeks ago
youtu.be
White boy drops a sick beat
stroke of unholy genius
8 upvotes
0 comments
Syixice
3 weeks ago
stroke of unholy genius
What color is your name again?
42 upvotes
3 comments
RoyalSeraph
4 weeks ago
What color is your name again?
Mind your BUILDING
33 upvotes
0 comments
abdulrahim15
2 days ago
Mind your BUILDING
This is an actual video that appeared in my recommended feed
32 upvotes
1 comments
ihateradiohead
2 weeks ago
This is an actual video that appeared in my recommended feed
You don't deserve context
23 upvotes
1 comments
dark-rainbow___
1 month ago
You don't deserve context
K
62 upvotes
1 comments
05pac-man
1 month ago
K
Who’s you are?
13 upvotes
3 comments
YIPPER_EL_PIPPER
3 weeks ago
Who’s you are?
Heard from a nearby changing stall
4 upvotes
0 comments
Lord_Valagar
1 month ago
Heard from a nearby changing stall
Sums up the election well
63 upvotes
0 comments
0ne-autumn-leaf
1 week ago
Sums up the election well
Did you brush your teeth with antifreeze this morning?
8 upvotes
0 comments
comment_loading
2 weeks ago
Did you brush your teeth with antifreeze this morning?
Shoryuken?
37 upvotes
1 comments
CommencementBay
1 week ago
Shoryuken?
"legal state"
25 upvotes
0 comments
ThotSlayer69YEET
3 days ago
"legal state"
Definitely not a sentence I have heard before
85 upvotes
1 comments
kamirusk8
3 weeks ago
Definitely not a sentence I have heard before
Rolling around like an autistic seal
57 upvotes
0 comments
dopocalypse
1 week ago
Rolling around like an autistic seal
Dang it you sat on my birth certificate.
1 upvotes
0 comments
ImTheBigDumby
2 weeks ago
Dang it you sat on my birth certificate.
Just a regular rape forest
42 upvotes
0 comments
-andi_boi-
3 weeks ago
Just a regular rape forest
never seen this one before
62 upvotes
4 comments
james_6
1 month ago
never seen this one before
What in the fresh hell
39 upvotes
1 comments
PopsicleTreehouse
1 month ago
What in the fresh hell
Thats something I never thought I'd read
11956 upvotes
88 comments
LaserLettuce
3 days ago
Thats something I never thought I'd read
Just got this gem on insta
52 upvotes
8 comments
ian_is_decent
1 week ago
Just got this gem on insta
Found on a ask reddit thread
110 upvotes
0 comments
0ne-autumn-leaf
1 month ago
Found on a ask reddit thread
delicious, finally, some good fucking food
38 upvotes
2 comments
yourmomdotcom42069
1 month ago
delicious, finally, some good fucking food
All credit to u/QuasarSandwich
2 upvotes
0 comments
Mike428vit
3 weeks ago
All credit to u/QuasarSandwich
No description needed
51 upvotes
0 comments
frostyj21
2 weeks ago
No description needed
"You kolidoscope of mope"
1 upvotes
0 comments
plimpplop
1 month ago
"You kolidoscope of mope"
New sentence from my stepbrother
2 upvotes
0 comments
bayix
1 month ago
New sentence from my stepbrother
I mean, it's gotta be... right?
82 upvotes
8 comments
aceswild347
1 month ago
I mean, it's gotta be... right?
Ready, Set,...
3 upvotes
3 comments
CthulhuJankinx
3 weeks ago
Ready, Set,...
I can’t tell if this is a compliment or an insult
1198 upvotes
19 comments
ItzZummed
1 week ago
I can’t tell if this is a compliment or an insult
My friends and I have some very interesting convos
40 upvotes
3 comments
rangatanga1
6 days ago
My friends and I have some very interesting convos
I have no idea what to say
4 upvotes
3 comments
Heatedcrib44
1 month ago
I have no idea what to say
Looks more like dimes to me.
32 upvotes
0 comments
Ty_da_boss2
3 days ago
Looks more like dimes to me.
Minecraft
2 upvotes
1 comments
givemethedamnsniper
1 week ago
Minecraft
The struggles I've encountered and my blood relation to the Royal Family
25 upvotes
0 comments
khalid1988virgo
1 month ago
youtu.be
The struggles I've encountered and my blood relation to the Royal Family