Spawn killing bastard.
In halo guy voice: SPAWN-TACULAR
If you see the video carefully, Leopard was acting like he is taking care of the baby just because he saw the camera.
Leopard knows he’s gotta keep it family friendly to get paid these days and then he’s just like fuck it
“im hungry but thisll be terrible pr”
"Get this shot of me being friendly with the meat creature!"
Aaaaaw... Thats so cu- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
May I offer you an egg in this time of trying?
That guy looks like he eats pretty well.
Leopard: "Ah fuck they're filming! OK, just play it cool... don't move..."
Leopard: "Fuck it I'm hungry."
I think the proper terminology is YEET.
Gotta play that YouTube algorithm!
Leopard doesn’t want to get demonetized
The coloring in this video reminds me of what I see when the mushrooms begin to take hold
Haha, good observation. I wouldn't have notice although its totally accurate now that you point it out.
yeah ithought i was on a psychedelic sub at fist
Ah yes that impossible glare where everything seems to be sneakingly moving
So I'm not tripping?!
If you're somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert. For sure.
Thought it was just me lol
That's so weird you say that. I'm actually taking my first trip on shrooms at the moment and I was thrown off my the color in the video. Super trippy bro.
It looks like chromatic aberration, like when you use a telescope and what you're looking at is so far away that blue/green and red waves hit at different times, or slightly shifted in space. If it's true that psychedelics give access to a more unfiltered view on things, maybe you're actually seeing the different wavelengths hitting your eyes, without your brain making up for it/combining them as it usually does? Like you're noticing the subtle difference in speed that different colors of light travel at (:
Yep, exactly right. He was clearly worried about the camera guy, or he would have been horfing that tasty already.
"Aww, he was protecting that precious little---"
I thought he was debating if those humans would make a better snack
It's a legitimate strategy!
I understood that reference
IS THAT A FUCKING RVB REFERENCE?
No just a regular one, a "fucking" rvb reference usually has bow chicka bow wow in it
Ever wonder why we're here?
Y'know what...? ........I fuckin' hate you
Meanwhile the baby impala: oh cool this time I reincarnated as a leopard! HI MOM!
Little he knew
I swear this is the top voted comment every time this is posted, and I enjoy it every time.
"hi there little guy, you look very tender... are those humans over there your friends? hi humans. well lets go little guy, mm you smell delicious! " - leopard probably
I figured the leopard was debating whether or not to forgo the meal in front of him to go for the cameraman. Like, "I have this meal here in front of me, but that one over there looks slow and tasty. Hmmm, which one?"
*fawn killing bastard
Haha youre fawny
I doe my best
Nature dont give a buck
Oh deer, enough with the puns.
But they are fawn-tastic.
Where is r/punpatrol when you need them?!
r/punpatrol ON THE FUCKING GROUND. NOW!
There's nothing you can doe about it officer, he's long fawn. Seems you've got a minor buck up on your hands
Poor thing got fragged in spawn
Are you my mother?
What if the leopard just couldn’t have children of its own and stole this one and raised it as its own and the first kill the baby impala made was its own mother 😲🥺😱
I genuinely felt bad for the baby impala. Then I read this comment and am now laughing hysterically.
Omg, that baby is about to get destroyed. Hey wait, why isn’t he eating him? Are they.... snuggling? Is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship? Not what I expected from this sub. Reminds me of a live-action movie for kids.... Oh.
"Bu.. but I don't want this one.. it's all covered in ick.. I wanted the dry one. Uuhhhhh, FINE I'll eat the little one covered in spewdom and poop heavy sigh"
What is spewdom? Sputum?
It's a society ruled by who can vomit the furthest. There are daily challenges to the throne.
Relax, you can rename it once you've vomited further than me.
How much you wanna make a bet I could spew a chunk over them mountains?
Over there near spewtopia?
if coach had put you in in the 4th quarter, we'd have been state spewin' champions, no doubt
No doubt in my mind
Hold my mountain spew
Welcome to my spewdom
He got the spelling closer than most leopards would, I'd imagine
I was under the impression that mother's naturally poop while giving birth.
Humans usually do, as a result of the huge amount of effort it takes to push the baby out. But birth is relatively difficult for us due to our species' comparatively large heads. Given that animals like antelopes and impalas need to always be on the lookout for predators, I imagine the birthing process is not nearly as traumatic. Notice how the mother impala is able to just get up and sprint away right after giving birth.
My dad was able to do that
What this before or after he mowed a heart in the backyard your mom could see from the balcony.
Lol it's true! A joke in jest. He did for her every summer!
Kind of. Yeah it takes a huge amount of effort too, but our anatomy kind of works against us. Baby’s head actually helps evacuate much of the poop on its own, the poop has no where to go when the head is pushing it towards the exit. The pushing is moving the baby’s head AND using those muscles as well. Basically, you’re fucked either way, if there’s poop it’s coming out.
I think she was still actually pushing the baby out, but almost finished, you can see it’s legs fall out of her as she runs off
Alright its been real kid, sucks to suck, now lets just get you in here.
Looks that way, but if you turn the sound on you'll see that the leopard is just startled every time the people talk.
Oh damn! I didn’t know there was sound! Game changer
That's what I figured and it kinda irritates me. If they're going to film this they should try to interfere as little as possible and not spook the animals doing what they do.
More like, "Ehhh, you aren't going anywhere. Let me catch my breath for a minute and then we'll have dinner... Well, you'll be dinner. But we'll both be there."
“Aw, he cleaning him. Now he’s trying to clean the whole head. hand over mouth NO, STOP!”
Can you imagine laying next to the thing that’s gonna eat you alive and not being able to do a damn thing about it lol Jesus Christ
It's called marriage!
It's funny because it's true ....D:
Now take my wife....
It didnt even have time to know that thing was gunna eat him alive
Blissfully unaware. Just chilling with some adult figure
(nom nom nom)
"....are you my mom? ABORT"
-This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
- car alarm sound
Thank you for this play by play. I needed to read it before I watched the full thing so I knew what to expect. I couldn't handle the suspense :p
Plot twist....The leopard gonna raise the impala baby as its own
Carnivorous Impala Cannibalizes Entire Herd
That was entirely the leopard looking to see if the camera person, or whatever it heard was a threat. It caught an easy lunch, but it doesn’t want to have to fight to eat it afterwards.
Lions do the same thing if they see hyenas around.
Leopard has that look of " you just see what that bitch did?"
leopard: "wow i cant believe that bitch really just ran for her life leaving her defenseless baby behind!, if It was me in this situation I would literally eat whoever tried to mess with me!, oh well food is food NOM"
Welcome to the world!
Reminds me of that scene in Kung Pow.
"So cute... byebye"
That's a lot of nuts!
"That was fun! sorry you died!"
we trained him wrong on purpose... as a joke
wrong thread haha that was an Apex reference lol
wups, I meant to knock on the door upstairs (metaphorically speaking)
You've got mail!
"there's a human over there. They have a.. camera? How much of an asshole do I look like if I eat this baby? Should I just do it? I'm really hungry. They're right there watching me though. Maybe I can play it off.. I'm just carrying it... Over... Here. Don't mind me.
"Ah fuck, if the guys see that footage they'll never stop calling me lazy"
This was my exact thought too.
Tomorrow on reddit:
Leopard- Am I the asshole for sneaking up on and scarring a mom into giving birth and abandoning her baby, and then eating the baby?
Yeah it even seemed a little conflicted about eating the baby at first lol
"this is a little fucked up, I was totally going to eat the mom and it just left this thing... I'm hungry but it's a baby... Maybe I should take it home and raise it as my own..."
"maybe I should take it home and raise it... So I can it when it's bigger"
You are now the father! - maury
That leopard literally gave the camera Jim face
Leopard was beginning to understand ethics and morality, then remembered he’s hungry and a stupid cat who couldn’t fathom it anyways
Some of these comments think this has a happy ending. Watch the full video. The Leopard hesitates because he knows he is being watched (vulnerable and could lose his food). Once that fear is gone,
RULES OF NATURE
The first rule of nature is there are no rules!
2nd rule is, if it's your first day on Earth, you fight.
Edit: first silver! Thank you kind sir!!
I wish gold upon thee
Im sure that baby wished for a full life but unfortunately wishes dont always come true.
You’re not your fucking leopard print khakis
If fighting is sure to result in victory you MUST fight!
Isn’t it “don’t talk about nature?”
That’s the third rule.
3rd rule from the Sun
This is the nature club rule
I'm not in the club, so I can talk about whatever I like.
Where is this guys gold?
34th rule of nature, if it exists...
Oh yeah, baby. It does.
No the first rule is that zero empathy exists.
The first rule is that whoever has the most children wins
YOUR MEMES END HERE!
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
FOR A WHILE!
No. I passed one... to you...
"A meme? Was it a spicy one?"
Ah... I see you’re a man of culture as well
THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
NANITES, COURTESY OF RAY PALMER
RULES OF NATURE
I think it's time for Jack... to let it rip!
Anyone who thinks this would have a happy ending clearly has no idea how nature works.
Pretty sure nobody thinks this is ending well, once they see it pick it up.
Did he crush its skull? The baby suddenly just goes limp
Might have severed the brain stem by dislocation.
I'm fucking feeling that leopard. Last night I went to sneak some rubbish in my neighbours bin cause mine was full, but one of our other neighbours was pulling out of their garage and they just sat there for 5 fucking minutes doing nothing.
My neighbours don't actually live there anymore, so I'm sure it was OK, but these other guys were staring at me just like this leopard was getting stared at (and judged!).
It's not just that, he can't run at top speed with prey. So he's scouting to check if he'll get to drag it away or need to fight for it (though leopards rarely fight)
They had us In the first half, not gonna lie
He was obviously waiting for his food to cool down.
"if you think this story has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention"
Fucker dropped a decoy
"You just got bamboozled!"
"Decoy out!" -Miragepala
Yeah, I'm ready for this.
Go bim- bamlbo- bal- bampa- bam- go fool em
Yeetus that fetus
Well I just spat up my drink reading this...
No you didnt
The classic, textbook example.
Impala uses substitute.
It's super effective.
Get out and Bamboozle em!
The ole dump and run. I pull this at my friends house all the time.
He's looking at the camera like a cop, you're going to upload this shit aren't you?
“Excuse me, do you mind?”
I'm thinking the leopard is judging us. Like, "you want to watch me kill and eat this baby, don't you, you sick fucks."
This, with a touch of "you saw what that mother did, seriously? sick world". That's a truly disgusted leopard.
Sir it’s a prank. Look see there’s the camera over there.
Went on a safari and the guide was explaining that impalas had so many predators and that surviving to adulthood wasn’t easy. A pregnant mother could literally give birth prematurely so the predator could eat the baby while she’d save herself.
Man it must fucking suck to be an impala
A baby one in particular, I imagine.
Eh wouldn’t suck for long
Something something reincarnation speed running.
Fun fact!! I had an impala for many years, they are bitches to maintain and i eventually blew up the motor
Thought you were talking about a pet
I also owned an impala, and I knew exactly what he was talking about. Fuck those cars. Fuck them right in the leopard mouth that drags away their freshly laid fetus's.
We call them "appetizers" 'round these parts, pilgrim.
When life gives you impala, make it a Tame Impala and not Impala
Just Let It Happen
Wouldn't be so bad being a tame impala though
The less you know, the better.
My Chevy Impala has this same feature. When I’m being pursued by the law, it shits RC replicas from the exhaust as a distraction.
Mine just accepts its fate and dies
Mines got 20 inch blades.
TIL I’m a Chevy Impala
You just described the movie with “while on safari” in front of it.
That is metal as fuck.. Literally has the ability to control her muscles in a way that pops the baby out to enable survival.
That guy is lying. That is not a thing impalas can do. It takes too long for birth as a process to do it on demand. Also, there would be no impalas because they would all be aborted since they face threats more than daily.
It sounded pretty outrageous.. Why I needed clarification
No you did not. That is not a thing impalas can do. It takes too long for birth as a process to do it on demand. Also, there would be no impalas because they would all be aborted since they face threats more than daily. Not sure why you would even make up something so absurd.
Funny fact that I guide told me: while they sleep at night, impalas post one of them as a guard, so if a Leopard comes it should cry to wake up the others. But sometimes, if the Leopard is coming to the other side of where the guard is, he'll just stay silent so the Leopard will eat another buddy and not him.
I feel like the leopard is mostly disappointed in that he was originally in this for the combo meal and they only gave him the fries at the drive through.
and there's already some sort of house sauce on it.
It specifically requested no sauce, but it's not worth calling the waiter over for.
TIL: Impalas don't like szechuan sauce.
It's hard to eat a baby when someone is watching.
As I read this with sauce from my veal sandwich dripping down my chin.
Psycho leopards man...
Speaking from experience are we?
The leopards response reminds me of a house cat that is about to knock a full glass of water off the table. Looks straight at you, keeps eye contact, and just fucking knocks the glass off the table anyways. Never breaking contact. "Oh, you don't want me to eat this newborn? Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and eat this newborn...."
Oh I judged him. I am definitely judging him
Imagine being so scared you give birth.
Good way of warding off enemies
Kangaroos do it too
Which part? I don't know much about hoppy bois
Tons of animals do it. Humans do it too.
Ouch. True, but ouch.
How? Do they lift the kid out of the pouch with their forelegs? Because I'm pretty sure the newborns are about the size of a peanut when they first clamber up into the pouch, so gravity's not going to kick it out placental-style.
Cockroaches and other insects usually give birth right as they're being eaten to at least try and make sure their babies will love on. Fuck them.
"Hey lil buddy, are u lost?"
"Are you my mommy?"
"Today's not your day, buddy..."
“Well, it’s technically your only day...”
Starring Nicolas Cage
'You get what anybody gets - you get a lifetime.'
"Go up to the counter"
Mother fuck that’s brutal.
Right? Like what the fuck is the point of the suffering of that poor impala. Born just to immediately suffer horrible pain and die. Shit like this is why I don't believe in God - there's no meaning or justification for it. No grand design, no plan for that poor baby. It's just sad.
The universe is a bitch. Even large celestial bodies are brutal as fuck. One millennium your planet has a civilization of beings and the next your star went super Nova and killed whatever was left of life in the system.
Eh to be fair, only massive stars go super nova and they burn through their fuel in maybe a couple hundred million years. It took the Earth more than a billion to get life that was more than bacteria. Civilizations being nuked by stars is probably very uncommon.
Doesn't have to be their star. The safe distance for Earth is more than 30 light years.
I dont disagree that it’s possible for a civilization to be wiped out by a supernova, just that it’s very very unlikely it would be from their parent star.
I’ll take one of those please.
I like how you see it like it is !
I think the whole point is that the leopard gets to eat...
I think he’s looking at it from the impala’s point of view. It was alive so short that it makes a grand design seem unlikely.
And you’re just jumping to the, “the predators need to eat too!” argument. He didn’t say the leopard did anything wrong. Just that life is random and sometimes short as shit.
If I were a God I would just have made things that didn't need to eat... since I'm God and seemingly can do whatever.. but there is indeed no God. Atleast not one who gives a fuck about us.
Catholics don’t believe animals have souls or go to heaven anyway so they wouldn’t care for this argument the sick fucks
I remember having an argument with a teacher when I was 15 years old about why is it okay to euthanize animals but not okay to euthanize humans. Let's force dying humans to suffer a painful death because Jesus, but we can take Fido out back and shoot him if he gets hit by a car because he's going to die a painful death anyways. Let's show our people less respect than our animals because people are special.
Uuh the leopard gets to eat and doesn’t die of starvation
no one said the circle of life was a pleasant affair.
From the day we arrive on the planet and blinking step into the maw.
That's kind of an extreme jump. The circle of life isn't pretty. Nature is brutal. There's no evidence of god not existing here. God isn't individually helping out every living creature. God, if it/they exist, is managing an entire universe. Evolution is key in survival. This just happens to be an example of being on the bottom of the food chain.
God, if he created this natural order, created an order in which animals must cause extreme pain and torture towards other animals in order to sustain themselves. He forces the individual animals to inevitably be in this position. Surely he could have created a universe without this kind of suffering.
Oh, look, baby predators learning to hunt! Oh neat, baby prey animals getting killed, or losing their parents. Only a psychotic or evil deity would design such a system, with such horror and torture required and built in.
Nature makes far more sense through a godless lens. Evolution is elegant and often beautiful, but she is indifferent at best and cruel at worst.
So your subjective opinion was downvoted while their subjective opinions weren't? Seems reasonable.
There is no singular way of viewing what God could be, so I'm not sure why people are getting pissed at your take on the matter.
I don't know who taught you god was full of Mercy while you were alive, but that's not the god I was taught. I was taught science is the how and why, god gave you a basic guide to life and the only intervention was to set his creations, us and others we don't know yet, apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. You could even imagine him as an alien. It's over 2000 years old or older depending on who's answering, but none the less, god is not here to baby life. Evolution is a mechanic of life. Nature can be considered god by some.
You'll like this.
I agree that God did not have a hand in creating the natural order. Just nitpicking tho but you mention torture a lot. Don't you think that is a misnomer at the very least? Yes I am sure getting hunted and killed is a pretty terrible experience and quite painful but I don't know of any animals that engage in torture. You know, inflicting as much pain as possible for the sake of making the other creature suffer. They just kill. However they choose to kill, predators are usually as efficient as they can be; any unnecessary actions expose them to risk of injury or death.
(Anyone know if I used that semicolon correctly? Trying to learn)
Exceptions being fucked up creatures like dolphins and monkeys. They might torture.
Plenty of animals are tortured and not just efficiently killed before death. Just search “eaten alive” they’re are tons of videos of predators eating prey animals from the ass to the front, literally eating everything else but the head first. Not saying they do this on purpose but there is no way it could be any worse for these animals as the part that feels the pain and fear is eaten last. I remember just last week someone posted an eagle eating a deer alive. This is pure torture right here:
If you have see lions trying to teach their children how to hunt with live prey i would consider that torture. Its pretty much a live play toy for the children to practice hurting
You don't have cats, do you?
I'm pretty sure that leopard paused to say a prayer of thanksgiving to God for that meal he was about to receive. ;)
It’s just fucking nature, the survival of the fittest. This baby impala was born in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s animal nature and the fact is, the baby impala pulled the short stick on life. The leopard needs to eat and potentially feed its own offspring, just the way it works. That’s the plan for that baby impala
why do you feel that the Impala should be treated fairly? why is God bound to our private idea of what's fair and unfair?
The point was kitty food. It was the plan too.
Well at least it isnt being eaten ass first. I'm at that point in my travels on this sub. At least it's not ass first...
Born just to immediately suffer horrible pain and die
Born just to immediately suffer horrible pain and die
Yea, absolutely sucks. But if the big cat doesn't kill others, it dies an even longer and more painful death.
What’s worse is that leopard would have been imprinting on that impala for those moments before eating it. Only time spent on earth was looking at what it thought was its mom. Wondering “why are you acting stand-offish” before getting eaten by the only thing it ever loved. Savage as fuck.
AHHHH IM GONNA EAT Y-
Huh... did she just.... no fucking way
you see this shit?
well I’m hungry so I’ll...
are you still watching me?....
fuck it I’m hungry
I am, were endangered and they aren't you know?
That’s what I was thinking. At first I was like “the camera man should throw something” then I thought about it and the leopard is more threatened lol.
Alrighty.... imma just go
Uh you guys didn’t see this.
Is it gnarly? This is the most metal thing I’ve ever see on on reddit
Nah it’s not as bad as I thought literally just pick it up and goes off in a weird embarrassment
It’s like it had a realization of how low that was but it’s hungry and has to eat so it’s gotta do what it’s got to do even if it’s this.
You can search for any wild dog kills videos on YouTube and it will be more metal
Fuck those dogs. And baboons too.
Don't worry, the leopard carried the young impala and raised it as one of their own and everyone lived happily ever after. No one was harmed in the making of this video
I started breathing again after I read this comment
And then it starved to death because the Leopard kept trying to feed it meat.
You say goodbye, I say hello.
I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello"
The Beatles were the original heavy metal band
Fresh outta the oven :)
The leopard was waiting for its food to cool off a bit.
Can't get meat any more tender than that
I gotta hand it to all the contributors in this community. This community is getting ALOT more metal. Jesus.
You got a request or a favorite animal?
I really enjoy orangutans, ruin that for me.
I hope that’s a good “🤔” and I won’t see a video of an orangutan getting ripped in half by a tiger or something.
Does this count?
Who the fuck even wants to have sex with a god damn orangutan??
That’s fucked up but definitely not nature.
Well I'm definitely not clicking that link now.
Don't, it's very upsetting.
(If anyone else isn't sure, it's about Pony the shaved orangutan)
A comment below:
Even if you had no morals, wouldn’t the weeping sores put you off?
Even if you had no morals, wouldn’t the weeping sores put you off?
I'm already upset.
Alright that did it.
Yeah that definitely counts. Even if you had no morals, wouldn’t the weeping sores put you off?
What in the fuck?
I'll see what I can do
Oh lord. Thanks though haha.
I'd be down for a video of orangutans ripping a tiger in half.
You seen the video "Monkey Rapes Frog"?
I’m afraid someone will ruin it for me. I am sure one day though I’ll see my favorite animal just ripped to shreds on my front page.
To shreds you say?
Hippos aint seen too many videos just random stories and documentaries with sketches
If you're looking for a challenge, show me how metal turtles can be.
Challenge accepted. See you tomorrow
You said it, man.
God dam! Nature is truly metal
Nature is cruel, life is cruel. You go along in life then one day... Poof.
you're spawn killed by a leopard
Nah. Nature is nature and life is life. Brutality and fairness is a human concept.
Every word is a human concept. Why can't nature also be brutal? We don't have to pretend like nature is dandy and become numb to suffering. Brutality and fairness are human concepts we developed in order to help guide our own behavior.
What the fuck
Me trying to decide to lick on the candy for awhile or just crunch that fucker.
That's one tame impala.
Love that band.
Too bad it was a lame Impala
Not the greatest feeling ever.
*sniff* *sniff* Ugh, I asked for sauce on the side -_-
I'd like to point out we just saw a majority of it's life. Like how often can you say that?
Idk I'm stoned
my dude, we just saw its entire life
There's not an emoji with enough tears to convey my sadness.
The actual emotion of the leopard
“I’m sorry, little one.”
"The hardest choices require the strongest will"
What did it cost?
That's guilt food if I've ever seen it
Softest veal ever 👌
Kinda of like eating cookie dough.
looks into the camera like they're in The Office
I dare one of you to post this on r/AnimalsBeingJerks and not get banned.
This going to be bad.
Aww, this is sweet.
It won't eat a baby! Look, honey!
"awww wholesome post on the sub. How rare!"
"Oh wait nevermind"
Not my worst fap
Dang the mom just yeeted out of there
Imagine if you were this little fella. Born, abandoned and eaten in 2 minutes.
Looks like he knows he’s on one of those what would you do videos.
When keepin it real goes wrong
The Lepord hesitates because he knows this is on Camera and just knows he's gonna get judged for this.
Wow, holy shit, that cat is NERVOUS AS FUCK about the camera man and is really making sure that he's not going to going to fucking gank the leopard when the cat's not looking.
That leopard is staring into my soul.
Give birth and leave the baby to distract the predator
Modern problems requires modern solutions
It's the impala's impression of a jet fighter using flares to get away from the enemy.
I read "Leapord" as "Leanord" at first and thought it was cute they named the cat
Instead of a date on the tombstone is just reads 5:34 pm to 5:36 pm
At least it was quick.
Yeah, seriously. I don't mind animals getting eaten, that's nature. I get queasy when you see something like those African Wild Dogs or hyenas ripping something apart while they're still alive. That can't feel good. I much prefer when something like this just crushes the head or snaps the spine quickly.
I get what you're saying, but if you try to apply human morality to nature you're going to have a bad time.
Didn’t look quick. The leopard picked the poor thing up by the head! Pain in its first moment of life ☹️ I wish it’d just have gone for the throat.
Leopards have tremendous bite pressure and newborns' bones aren't yet fully calcified. Those teeth went straight through the skull instantly when it picked it up. There was no faster or more merciful death that little thing could have hoped for than what happened in this video. Throat would have been much worse.
I know nature is vicious and violent, just a fact. But this poor mama and her baby...
Leopard has to eat, and poor thing just arrived. Oh well, but poor baby.
Can’t get any fresher
Bad spawn. Someone needs to patch this ASAP.
It could’ve been the intro to a sitcom.
Can someone please edit the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song onto this please??
At first I thought the leapard was gonna eat the kid but then it just chilled with him so cute and- oh... oh my...
This is an 11/10 embodiment of this sub.
I can only imagine what went through that impalas head as it drew it’s first breaths.
“Wow isn’t this great!! Life!! Are you my mom?”
“Oh I guess not. Hello leopard are you my mom?”
Poor thing got to spend all of 30 seconds on this earth
Leopard is like :
"Nothing to see here, right stop recording me now so I can eat this tasty snack and not have the world hate me!"
Leopard is like: fuq there is a camera.
Leopard: looks at calf..
Calf: looks sweet and wet
Leopard: looks again at camera, did you see that bitch?
Life is a bitch
Hi, my names Impala, welcome to Jackass!
OP you can just fuck right off.
I've never been so torn in my life
-The Baby Impala
And that leopard raised it as one of it's own. Now the baby impala lurks in the shadows, hunting unexpecting prey.
Could have been more awesome (and a lot shorter) if not distracted by the person filming.
Don’t judge me but if you don’t mind, I’m gonna rip into this baby impala.
You say you had a bad day, hah?
Kinda rude but he’s hungry so I understand
I knew from my experience on this sub that it was going to take a dark turn... I was secretly hoping I was wrong the whole time, but alas, the morbid ending has come to fruition.
"that impala shit tastes like an actual impala!"
Leopard looking at the camera like Bran Stark
I thought I've seen it all with the fucking warthog getting ripped alive. This is up there for me. The title, the footage, the events, damn this just so metal.
Easily one of the most intense videos ive ever seen. That leopard has a message for all y'all.
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.
Why nsfw ? Because the Léopard is shirt less ?
A few people called me an asshole for not marking it. Seeing that they all got downvoted, I'm gonna go ahead and keep it real
Looking back at the camera contemplating if it’s gonna eat it or not
Ok Now i'm gonna - Oh hey! How you doin? Awesome, great to hear. Had a good safe trip here, i hope. Are- are you filming? cool cool. Have enough battery power? just making sure, you know. The lighting allright? sweet. and you - you can hear everything, decent sound? Rock on. Time to take this cute, sweet, adorable little baby and FILL MY BELLY WITH ITS RIPPED FLESH AND SPILT BLOOD!
*stops and looks at the humans with the camera *
“you guys gonna eat this?”
“More for me “
"Is this what life is like?" Sometimes, baby impala. Sometimes. Like this time right here.
Fresh out of the oven.
He's looking at the camera like if he was thinking :" Ah shit if I eat it now, I'll look like an asshole"
Jesus it was going in for the kill and the only thing stopping it was the camera...
That's as fresh as fresh meat can get.
"are you my mommy?"
The leopard was like "did you see that shit? I wanted the full course and only got the appetizer. Oh well, its feeding time, little man."
That's a Tame Impala
Looks like the camera people are distracting him. Can't blame them though this is just the absolute worst to see
Leopard: "Stop judging me human, my cubs are hungry."
Is this what they mean when they say “ You don’t have to be fast, just be faster than the other guy” ?
When it looks at the camera, I can see Russel Crowe for some reason...
Am I dying?
Still better than the baboon one.
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation."
HoW dOeS iT eNd?!!!?!
He does and gets eaten.
This video cuts just early enough that you think it'll raise the impala as a leopard but we all know just how nature treats cute babies
Curb your enthusiasm theme song
Literally destined to fail
What a shit existence that little guy had. Born into immediate pain and death.
Wow could anything be more true to this sub.
This GIF was a damn roller coaster of emotions haha damn
This is by far the most fucked up post ive seen on here. Fuck lol.
Hoooly fuckkkkkk this is metal as fucking hell.
God damn, good post.
This is definitely one of the most metal submissions in this sub.
I love how misleading this post is OP
Oh, this is nice and wholesome sees it's r/natureismetal Oh. No.
I just stopped watching half way through and am now happily choosing to believe Leopard and Baby Impala are best buds.
Metal Rating? High very fucking high!
"Chaaarge... Well, at least a small snack... Wait! You guys filming??? Hi, little fella. Hehe Rough day? Forests, right?... Come on guys, you know I'm about to kill that baby. I have to, it's yummy for my tummy. I know you think 'Oh, I'm so good for exposing this child murderer!', but I know you just film me killing this kid just for 7 upvotes on Reddit!... Arrrh, fuck it! Nothing personal, kiddo." nom
It was a... tame impala
Leopard helps welcome a beautiful baby Impala into the afterworld....There I fixed it
Fuck that's horrible
"Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up,you'd better be running.”
"are you my mummy"
I can’t do this with you watching me!
How it feels to get trapped at the C spawn on Crash.
Why did it cuddle it first??
It was just as shocked that the mother did that as the camera man was. Also he spotted the camera man and got nervous.
Why did the impala stop twitching? Did it instantly die when the leopard bit into the skull?
Probably, newborns don’t have strong bones. I hope so anyways for the impala’s sake, that’s the quickest and most painless way nature would ever let anything die
Better watch your ass camera man.
Ew gross! Come out of an egg next time!
looks like my lab when she runs up to my shoe and sees me on the other side of the room...”don’t do it...no...NO....NOOOO...EH! EH! NO, STOP...NOOOO...DROP IT!”
Born to die. :c The circle of life can be harsh sometimes. I respect it, though.
She keeps looking at the camera like "Get your own damn veal"
Lucky bastard. The baby not the leopard.
Oh I can't watch this. Why am I subscribed to this sub.
Atleast it was fast
"You just gonna stare while I eat?"
When you see an afk enemy player and think to yourself Should I kill this ? Kinda bm but it's afree kill.
The video was going so good
"Yeah uhhh this isn't what it looks like, I just kinda wanted to help-aaaah fuck it I'm hungry".
What a noob, spawn killing and shit
200 days of work, all for not feelsbadforimpalaman.png
Lol. I thought the lil homie had a chance. Totally different than the bear va deer.
36 seconds did his life last
I kept saying "please don't do it, please don't do."
I like how it’s like, “Look man, don’t fucking judge me, Im a leopard and this is a free meal... I mean it is kinda cute... maybe I shouldn’t... but.. ah fuck it. You know what dude? I could really do without your judgement rn, thanks.”
Looks at camera
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You can keep your money, i want the baby
Damn nature! You scary!
Awww. Super cute.
At first hes like: "The hell am I supposed to do now?"
How Bambi should have ended.
“Mmmm deer meat and embryonic fluids”
Holy chromatic aberration
The good ol poop and scoot
The leopard only behaved like this because it knew it was on camera.
"LUUUUUNNNNCCHHH!!! Oh...hi, I uh, didn't see you there. Oh, nothing much, just saying hi to this lil' slugger here. Aw, isn't that right you wee tyke? Nope. Not going to eat the impala. Not at all. Just saying hi. Yepyepyep. That's what's happening here."
"Mommy, why are you eating me?"
Thought this was gonna be nice, then I remembered what sub this is.
He probably hesitated cause he didn't trust the cameramen
New way of "shitting yourself scared"
Nothing like fresh placenta to go with your meal
"I dunno, it just came out the vag... ehh it'll do."
Yeah, I’m about to eat a baby. So what?
This is how you take the last donut in the box.
Lock eyes. Assert dominance.
Leopard: Bruh, what the frick happened here. . .
Does it smell like shit, oh yep it does, crap i dont want that human to see me eat shit, maybe i can wait him out? Ahh fuck this im hungry.