Leopard helps welcome a beautiful baby Impala into the world
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gator426428
4 days ago
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Leopard helps welcome a beautiful baby Impala into the world
zombie_kickfuck
9937
4 days ago

Spawn killing bastard.

DucesNdustFTW
1887
4 days ago

In halo guy voice: SPAWN-TACULAR

AmpleSling
1356
4 days ago

If you see the video carefully, Leopard was acting like he is taking care of the baby just because he saw the camera.

DucesNdustFTW
900
4 days ago

Leopard knows he’s gotta keep it family friendly to get paid these days and then he’s just like fuck it

BandoJenkins
407
4 days ago

“im hungry but thisll be terrible pr”

A_FVCKING_UNICORN
81
4 days ago

"Get this shot of me being friendly with the meat creature!"

Dendy808
65
4 days ago

🥇

ya_cont666
3
4 days ago

Aaaaaw... Thats so cu- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Virgin_Dildo_Lover
4
4 days ago

May I offer you an egg in this time of trying?

Polycatfab
2
4 days ago

That guy looks like he eats pretty well.

hundreddollarman
186
4 days ago

Leopard: "Ah fuck they're filming! OK, just play it cool... don't move..."

moments pass

Leopard: "Fuck it I'm hungry."

YOINK

Offensiveraptor
3
4 days ago

I think the proper terminology is YEET.

TheHancock
2
4 days ago

Gotta play that YouTube algorithm!

Kentaro15
2
4 days ago

Leopard doesn’t want to get demonetized

jroc83
151
4 days ago

The coloring in this video reminds me of what I see when the mushrooms begin to take hold

astroidfishing
39
4 days ago

Haha, good observation. I wouldn't have notice although its totally accurate now that you point it out.

km777p
3
4 days ago

yeah ithought i was on a psychedelic sub at fist

jw8ak64ggt
2
4 days ago

Ah yes that impossible glare where everything seems to be sneakingly moving

curiousthecatisdead
4
4 days ago

So I'm not tripping?!

Chitownsly
3
4 days ago

If you're somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert. For sure.

xv5qx
3
4 days ago

Thought it was just me lol

steelhairedtoad
2
4 days ago

That's so weird you say that. I'm actually taking my first trip on shrooms at the moment and I was thrown off my the color in the video. Super trippy bro.

purvel
2
4 days ago

It looks like chromatic aberration, like when you use a telescope and what you're looking at is so far away that blue/green and red waves hit at different times, or slightly shifted in space. If it's true that psychedelics give access to a more unfiltered view on things, maybe you're actually seeing the different wavelengths hitting your eyes, without your brain making up for it/combining them as it usually does? Like you're noticing the subtle difference in speed that different colors of light travel at (:

Raszagil
2
4 days ago

Yep, exactly right. He was clearly worried about the camera guy, or he would have been horfing that tasty already.

"Aww, he was protecting that precious little---"

Just, no.

aquafreshwhitening
2
4 days ago

I thought he was debating if those humans would make a better snack

vowlenhart
454
4 days ago

Fucking campers

-Owlette-
224
4 days ago

It's a legitimate strategy!

Seniormeows
82
4 days ago

I understood that reference

Sub-ZeroZenith
31
4 days ago

IS THAT A FUCKING RVB REFERENCE?

JakeBYH2O
12
4 days ago

No just a regular one, a "fucking" rvb reference usually has bow chicka bow wow in it

Psilocybin_Tea_Time
12
4 days ago

Ever wonder why we're here?

HOUbikebikebike
6
4 days ago

Y'know what...? ........I fuckin' hate you

geekolojust
3
4 days ago

Fragged.

Roflnaldo
179
4 days ago

Meanwhile the baby impala: oh cool this time I reincarnated as a leopard! HI MOM!

Little he knew

MyNewestAccount47
136
4 days ago

I swear this is the top voted comment every time this is posted, and I enjoy it every time.

NapClub
119
4 days ago

"hi there little guy, you look very tender... are those humans over there your friends? hi humans. well lets go little guy, mm you smell delicious! " - leopard probably

Xfiles1987
17
4 days ago

Leopard Probably

Beanakin
2
4 days ago

I figured the leopard was debating whether or not to forgo the meal in front of him to go for the cameraman. Like, "I have this meal here in front of me, but that one over there looks slow and tasty. Hmmm, which one?"

ooSUPLEX8oo
83
4 days ago

*fawn killing bastard

wrencho88
15
4 days ago

Haha youre fawny

ooSUPLEX8oo
17
4 days ago

I doe my best

wrencho88
12
4 days ago

Nature dont give a buck

djmikec
2
4 days ago

Oh deer, enough with the puns.

bossdankmemes
2
4 days ago

But they are fawn-tastic.

[deleted]
2
4 days ago

Where is r/punpatrol when you need them?!

chubbhouse
3
4 days ago

r/punpatrol ON THE FUCKING GROUND. NOW!

Aerd_Gander
3
4 days ago

There's nothing you can doe about it officer, he's long fawn. Seems you've got a minor buck up on your hands

TheAngriestOrchard
21
4 days ago

Hahaha

emaciated_pecan
16
4 days ago

Poor thing got fragged in spawn

poopsicle88
4
4 days ago

Are you my mother?

What if the leopard just couldn’t have children of its own and stole this one and raised it as its own and the first kill the baby impala made was its own mother 😲🥺😱

jd00742
3
4 days ago

I genuinely felt bad for the baby impala. Then I read this comment and am now laughing hysterically.

TheMightyTian
2
4 days ago

Damn camper

djmikec
6737
4 days ago

Omg, that baby is about to get destroyed. Hey wait, why isn’t he eating him? Are they.... snuggling? Is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship? Not what I expected from this sub. Reminds me of a live-action movie for kids.... Oh.

Tawfok
1900
4 days ago

"Bu.. but I don't want this one.. it's all covered in ick.. I wanted the dry one. Uuhhhhh, FINE I'll eat the little one covered in spewdom and poop heavy sigh"

SeverusVape
316
4 days ago

What is spewdom? Sputum?

x755x
379
4 days ago

It's a society ruled by who can vomit the furthest. There are daily challenges to the throne.

rrr598
107
4 days ago

Spewtocracy

x755x
92
4 days ago

Relax, you can rename it once you've vomited further than me.

rrr598
36
4 days ago

How much you wanna make a bet I could spew a chunk over them mountains?

bigbuzz55
5
4 days ago

Over there near spewtopia?

greatamericanllama
6
4 days ago

if coach had put you in in the 4th quarter, we'd have been state spewin' champions, no doubt

rrr598
3
4 days ago

No doubt in my mind

Dammit_Rab
2
4 days ago

Hold my mountain spew

IndigoContinuum
2
4 days ago
MetaTater
11
4 days ago

Welcome to my spewdom

Tawfok
5
4 days ago

He got the spelling closer than most leopards would, I'd imagine

daznificent
11
4 days ago

And poop??

Tawfok
25
4 days ago

I was under the impression that mother's naturally poop while giving birth.

Bender1012
97
4 days ago

Humans usually do, as a result of the huge amount of effort it takes to push the baby out. But birth is relatively difficult for us due to our species' comparatively large heads. Given that animals like antelopes and impalas need to always be on the lookout for predators, I imagine the birthing process is not nearly as traumatic. Notice how the mother impala is able to just get up and sprint away right after giving birth.

ChaosRaines
283
4 days ago

My dad was able to do that

speeduponthedamnramp
48
4 days ago

Nice

FearLeadsToAnger
3
4 days ago

What this before or after he mowed a heart in the backyard your mom could see from the balcony.

ChaosRaines
2
4 days ago

Lol it's true! A joke in jest. He did for her every summer!

LDNurseMama
3
4 days ago

Kind of. Yeah it takes a huge amount of effort too, but our anatomy kind of works against us. Baby’s head actually helps evacuate much of the poop on its own, the poop has no where to go when the head is pushing it towards the exit. The pushing is moving the baby’s head AND using those muscles as well. Basically, you’re fucked either way, if there’s poop it’s coming out.

Beepbeep_bepis
2
4 days ago

I think she was still actually pushing the baby out, but almost finished, you can see it’s legs fall out of her as she runs off

rtothewin
118
4 days ago

Alright its been real kid, sucks to suck, now lets just get you in here.

iUsedtoHadHerpes
42
4 days ago

Looks that way, but if you turn the sound on you'll see that the leopard is just startled every time the people talk.

Crumzilla
19
4 days ago

Oh damn! I didn’t know there was sound! Game changer

chmod--777
2
4 days ago

That's what I figured and it kinda irritates me. If they're going to film this they should try to interfere as little as possible and not spook the animals doing what they do.

TiresOnFire
4
4 days ago

More like, "Ehhh, you aren't going anywhere. Let me catch my breath for a minute and then we'll have dinner... Well, you'll be dinner. But we'll both be there."

charlesyouwantedme
2
4 days ago

“Aw, he cleaning him. Now he’s trying to clean the whole head. hand over mouth NO, STOP!”

BasuraConBocaGrande
180
4 days ago

Can you imagine laying next to the thing that’s gonna eat you alive and not being able to do a damn thing about it lol Jesus Christ

jtamas1990
321
4 days ago

It's called marriage!

UchihaDivergent
20
4 days ago

It's funny because it's true ....D:

fulloftrivia
2
4 days ago

Now take my wife....

please

J3sush8sm3
29
4 days ago

It didnt even have time to know that thing was gunna eat him alive

rredbullsonparade
10
4 days ago

Blissfully unaware. Just chilling with some adult figure

TacTurtle
4
4 days ago

“m...mom?”

(nom nom nom)

laurpr2
77
4 days ago
Giovanni_Bertuccio
3
4 days ago
the_honest_liar
47
4 days ago

"....are you my mom? ABORT"

anothertrad
33
4 days ago

-This is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

- car alarm sound

k-did
24
4 days ago

Thank you for this play by play. I needed to read it before I watched the full thing so I knew what to expect. I couldn't handle the suspense :p

RavenAzr
20
4 days ago

Plot twist....The leopard gonna raise the impala baby as its own

ChaosRaines
25
4 days ago

Carnivorous Impala Cannibalizes Entire Herd Africa, maybe

Ricky_Robby
3
4 days ago

That was entirely the leopard looking to see if the camera person, or whatever it heard was a threat. It caught an easy lunch, but it doesn’t want to have to fight to eat it afterwards.

Lions do the same thing if they see hyenas around.

Seraphkaze
3
4 days ago
Codename_Colossus
3552
4 days ago

Leopard has that look of " you just see what that bitch did?"

Molinero96
1193
4 days ago

leopard: "wow i cant believe that bitch really just ran for her life leaving her defenseless baby behind!, if It was me in this situation I would literally eat whoever tried to mess with me!, oh well food is food NOM"

GrumpyWendigo
392
4 days ago

Welcome to the world!

...

Goodbye!

crazyprsn
121
4 days ago

Reminds me of that scene in Kung Pow.

"So cute... byebye"

Bearasses
7
4 days ago

That's a lot of nuts!

the_highest_elf
7
4 days ago

"That was fun! sorry you died!" -Bestfinder

balderdash9
4
4 days ago

we trained him wrong on purpose... as a joke

the_highest_elf
5
4 days ago

wrong thread haha that was an Apex reference lol

balderdash9
3
4 days ago

wups, I meant to knock on the door upstairs (metaphorically speaking)

hidden_raptor
2
4 days ago

You've got mail!

redgamut
359
4 days ago

"there's a human over there. They have a.. camera? How much of an asshole do I look like if I eat this baby? Should I just do it? I'm really hungry. They're right there watching me though. Maybe I can play it off.. I'm just carrying it... Over... Here. Don't mind me.

ablondedude
100
4 days ago

"Ah fuck, if the guys see that footage they'll never stop calling me lazy"

silver_tongued_devil
4
4 days ago

This was my exact thought too.

TheDarkTowar
2
4 days ago

Tomorrow on reddit:

Leopard- Am I the asshole for sneaking up on and scarring a mom into giving birth and abandoning her baby, and then eating the baby?

bobulesca
122
4 days ago

Yeah it even seemed a little conflicted about eating the baby at first lol

white_android
91
4 days ago

"this is a little fucked up, I was totally going to eat the mom and it just left this thing... I'm hungry but it's a baby... Maybe I should take it home and raise it as my own..."

tate72larkin
20
4 days ago

"maybe I should take it home and raise it... So I can it when it's bigger"

PossiblyABird
9
4 days ago

“...nah” crunch

shinkuhadokenz
29
4 days ago

You are now the father! - maury

condo_troubles
3
4 days ago

That leopard literally gave the camera Jim face

poongxng
2
4 days ago

Leopard was beginning to understand ethics and morality, then remembered he’s hungry and a stupid cat who couldn’t fathom it anyways

DancewithRance
3280
4 days ago

Lol.. Some of these comments think this has a happy ending. Watch the full video. The Leopard hesitates because he knows he is being watched (vulnerable and could lose his food). Once that fear is gone,

RULES OF NATURE

Apollospade
620
4 days ago

The first rule of nature is there are no rules!

forgetmenot555
396
4 days ago

2nd rule is, if it's your first day on Earth, you fight.

Edit: first silver! Thank you kind sir!!

njtalp46
35
4 days ago

I wish gold upon thee

EleventhHerald
5
4 days ago

Im sure that baby wished for a full life but unfortunately wishes dont always come true.

VicDamoneSR
5
4 days ago

You’re not your fucking leopard print khakis

SchrodingersNinja
2
4 days ago

If fighting is sure to result in victory you MUST fight!

HeathenHen
55
4 days ago

Isn’t it “don’t talk about nature?”

bigpapajayjay
23
4 days ago

That’s the third rule.

dym_sh
10
4 days ago

3rd rule from the Sun

Jucicleydson
2
4 days ago

This is the nature club rule

sgmctabnxjs
2
4 days ago

I'm not in the club, so I can talk about whatever I like.

TheMartianDetective
2
4 days ago

Where is this guys gold?

RedShift777
16
4 days ago

34th rule of nature, if it exists...

BlueDrache
2
4 days ago

Oh yeah, baby. It does.

_JohnMuir_
3
4 days ago

No the first rule is that zero empathy exists.

PapaLouie_
2
4 days ago

The first rule is that whoever has the most children wins

bulletgrazer
90
4 days ago

YOUR MEMES END HERE!

AcceleratorLVL5
63
4 days ago

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

BlUeSapia
38
4 days ago

ALLLLLIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEE

ShuRugal
7
4 days ago

FOR A WHILE!

Wouju
3
4 days ago

NO CHOICE

ZeroCruz
19
4 days ago

No. I passed one... to you...

Blitzkrieg-Bop
10
4 days ago

"A meme? Was it a spicy one?"

WinterTitan
4
4 days ago

Ah... I see you’re a man of culture as well

5H4D0W-TR4P
51
4 days ago

NANOMACHINES SON

F0restGump
18
4 days ago

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

sirhippieangel
4
4 days ago

NANITES, COURTESY OF RAY PALMER

Shiroi_Kage
12
4 days ago

RULES OF NATURE

cue metal

F0restGump
7
4 days ago

I think it's time for Jack... to let it rip!

ThisButUnironically2
5
4 days ago

Anyone who thinks this would have a happy ending clearly has no idea how nature works.

Transpatials
5
4 days ago

Pretty sure nobody thinks this is ending well, once they see it pick it up.

Hakunamatata_420
4
4 days ago

Did he crush its skull? The baby suddenly just goes limp

Shiroi_Kage
2
4 days ago

Might have severed the brain stem by dislocation.

BorisBC
3
4 days ago

I'm fucking feeling that leopard. Last night I went to sneak some rubbish in my neighbours bin cause mine was full, but one of our other neighbours was pulling out of their garage and they just sat there for 5 fucking minutes doing nothing.

My neighbours don't actually live there anymore, so I'm sure it was OK, but these other guys were staring at me just like this leopard was getting stared at (and judged!).

arkain123
3
4 days ago

It's not just that, he can't run at top speed with prey. So he's scouting to check if he'll get to drag it away or need to fight for it (though leopards rarely fight)

jamminjordanm
2
4 days ago

They had us In the first half, not gonna lie

mrBatata
2
4 days ago

He was obviously waiting for his food to cool down.

TotalWarPig
2
4 days ago

"if you think this story has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention"

-Ramsay Bolton

-this leopard

Wouju
2
4 days ago

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

YuuB0t
2348
4 days ago

Fucker dropped a decoy

AtlanteanDreadHead
611
4 days ago

"You just got bamboozled!"

awoods942
146
4 days ago

"Decoy out!" -Miragepala

hparamore
82
4 days ago

Mozambique here.

YetiSpaghetti24
19
4 days ago

Deebs!

alphama1e
2
4 days ago

Yeah, I'm ready for this.

notepad7
3
4 days ago

Go bim- bamlbo- bal- bampa- bam- go fool em

fulloftrivia
3
4 days ago

Bambizled

otterplus
191
4 days ago

Yeetus that fetus

Coolone84
17
4 days ago

Well I just spat up my drink reading this...

OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo
33
4 days ago

No you didnt

Zechbruder
2
4 days ago

The classic, textbook example.

Molinero96
101
4 days ago

Impala uses substitute.

Midnightsky867
32
4 days ago

It's super effective.

K4R1MM
23
4 days ago

Get out and Bamboozle em!

firstworldbroke
12
4 days ago

countermeasure deployed

TheCoastalCardician
4
4 days ago

Flares

MToboggan_MD
2
4 days ago

The ole dump and run. I pull this at my friends house all the time.

Tulivu
1478
4 days ago

He's looking at the camera like a cop, you're going to upload this shit aren't you?

Witch_Birds
233
4 days ago

“Excuse me, do you mind?”

tacochismo
84
4 days ago

I'm thinking the leopard is judging us. Like, "you want to watch me kill and eat this baby, don't you, you sick fucks."

ozh
3
4 days ago

This, with a touch of "you saw what that mother did, seriously? sick world". That's a truly disgusted leopard.

River-Munroe-Turland
18
4 days ago

Sir it’s a prank. Look see there’s the camera over there.

captain-envious
1478
4 days ago

Went on a safari and the guide was explaining that impalas had so many predators and that surviving to adulthood wasn’t easy. A pregnant mother could literally give birth prematurely so the predator could eat the baby while she’d save herself.
Pretty metal.

TimothyGonzalez
677
4 days ago

Man it must fucking suck to be an impala

andyv001
330
4 days ago

A baby one in particular, I imagine.

Blackrain1299
338
4 days ago

Eh wouldn’t suck for long

TeQuila10
64
4 days ago

Something something reincarnation speed running.

J3sush8sm3
154
4 days ago

Fun fact!! I had an impala for many years, they are bitches to maintain and i eventually blew up the motor

EveryCell
6
4 days ago

Thought you were talking about a pet

oneweelr
9
4 days ago

I also owned an impala, and I knew exactly what he was talking about. Fuck those cars. Fuck them right in the leopard mouth that drags away their freshly laid fetus's.

MaestroPendejo
2
4 days ago

We call them "appetizers" 'round these parts, pilgrim.

mukhiya_ji
46
4 days ago

When life gives you impala, make it a Tame Impala and not Impala

YetiSpaghetti24
2
4 days ago

Just Let It Happen

420toker
19
4 days ago

Wouldn't be so bad being a tame impala though

thunderheads
5
4 days ago

The less you know, the better.

-GloryHoleAttendant-
133
4 days ago

My Chevy Impala has this same feature. When I’m being pursued by the law, it shits RC replicas from the exhaust as a distraction.

deadlysodium
63
4 days ago

Mine just accepts its fate and dies

ckws95
4
4 days ago

Mines got 20 inch blades.

SomeStupidPerson
2
4 days ago

TIL I’m a Chevy Impala

USPropagandaFor100
3
4 days ago

You just described the movie with “while on safari” in front of it.

EfficientMasturbater
2
4 days ago

That is metal as fuck.. Literally has the ability to control her muscles in a way that pops the baby out to enable survival.

HughGnu
3
4 days ago

That guy is lying. That is not a thing impalas can do. It takes too long for birth as a process to do it on demand. Also, there would be no impalas because they would all be aborted since they face threats more than daily.

EfficientMasturbater
3
4 days ago

It sounded pretty outrageous.. Why I needed clarification

HughGnu
2
4 days ago

No you did not. That is not a thing impalas can do. It takes too long for birth as a process to do it on demand. Also, there would be no impalas because they would all be aborted since they face threats more than daily. Not sure why you would even make up something so absurd.

juanjux
2
4 days ago

Funny fact that I guide told me: while they sleep at night, impalas post one of them as a guard, so if a Leopard comes it should cry to wake up the others. But sometimes, if the Leopard is coming to the other side of where the guard is, he'll just stay silent so the Leopard will eat another buddy and not him.

StuntsMonkey
1179
4 days ago

I feel like the leopard is mostly disappointed in that he was originally in this for the combo meal and they only gave him the fries at the drive through.

CanineRezQ
364
4 days ago

and there's already some sort of house sauce on it.

TheFaptasticFingers
139
4 days ago

It specifically requested no sauce, but it's not worth calling the waiter over for.

Kidd5
2
4 days ago

TIL: Impalas don't like szechuan sauce.

thedumone
424
4 days ago

It's hard to eat a baby when someone is watching.

stanley_twobrick
105
4 days ago

As I read this with sauce from my veal sandwich dripping down my chin.

whaddahellisthis
84
4 days ago
mountaineer04
47
4 days ago
BloodGulchBlues37
2
4 days ago

Psycho leopards man...

Dcmirelurk
2
4 days ago

Depends

roofuskit
2
4 days ago

Speaking from experience are we?

Fizzlethe6th
62
4 days ago

The leopards response reminds me of a house cat that is about to knock a full glass of water off the table. Looks straight at you, keeps eye contact, and just fucking knocks the glass off the table anyways. Never breaking contact. "Oh, you don't want me to eat this newborn? Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and eat this newborn...."

TryAgainBob
10
4 days ago

Oh I judged him. I am definitely judging him

Cryptiod137
588
4 days ago

Imagine being so scared you give birth.

Moss_Piglet_
265
4 days ago

Good way of warding off enemies

Also, r/shittysuperpowers

strangersIknow
33
4 days ago

Kangaroos do it too

Cryptiod137
23
4 days ago

Which part? I don't know much about hoppy bois

ChurlishRhinoceros
4
4 days ago

Tons of animals do it. Humans do it too.

bobo_brown
5
4 days ago

Ouch. True, but ouch.

clubby37
3
4 days ago

How? Do they lift the kid out of the pouch with their forelegs? Because I'm pretty sure the newborns are about the size of a peanut when they first clamber up into the pouch, so gravity's not going to kick it out placental-style.

Waxymix
2
4 days ago

Cockroaches and other insects usually give birth right as they're being eaten to at least try and make sure their babies will love on. Fuck them.

DaddyNo6969
313
4 days ago

"Hey lil buddy, are u lost?"

carpetedman
202
4 days ago

"Are you my mommy?"

ObviousBodybuilder
179
4 days ago

"Today's not your day, buddy..."

strizzle
185
4 days ago

“Well, it’s technically your only day...”

unArgentino
91
4 days ago

“Hour...”

andyv001
93
4 days ago

"60 seconds..."

thirteenthirtyseven
48
4 days ago

Starring Nicolas Cage

RapeMeToo
20
4 days ago

"minute"

BATHTUB_VODKA
2
4 days ago

"Quarter-hour..."

jlbcreditfkoffplease
3
4 days ago

'You get what anybody gets - you get a lifetime.'

zleepysleeepbeep
3
4 days ago

"Go up to the counter"

supraspinatus
253
4 days ago

Mother fuck that’s brutal.

quillseek
188
4 days ago

Right? Like what the fuck is the point of the suffering of that poor impala. Born just to immediately suffer horrible pain and die. Shit like this is why I don't believe in God - there's no meaning or justification for it. No grand design, no plan for that poor baby. It's just sad.

LHtherower
175
4 days ago

The universe is a bitch. Even large celestial bodies are brutal as fuck. One millennium your planet has a civilization of beings and the next your star went super Nova and killed whatever was left of life in the system.

Spectre1-4
3
4 days ago

Eh to be fair, only massive stars go super nova and they burn through their fuel in maybe a couple hundred million years. It took the Earth more than a billion to get life that was more than bacteria. Civilizations being nuked by stars is probably very uncommon.

deviltrombone
6
4 days ago

Doesn't have to be their star. The safe distance for Earth is more than 30 light years.

Spectre1-4
2
4 days ago

I dont disagree that it’s possible for a civilization to be wiped out by a supernova, just that it’s very very unlikely it would be from their parent star.

mojobytes
2
4 days ago

I’ll take one of those please.

podcast_frog3817
2
4 days ago

I like how you see it like it is !

Akveritas0842
96
4 days ago

I think the whole point is that the leopard gets to eat...

KarmaChamelon928
10
4 days ago

I think he’s looking at it from the impala’s point of view. It was alive so short that it makes a grand design seem unlikely.

And you’re just jumping to the, “the predators need to eat too!” argument. He didn’t say the leopard did anything wrong. Just that life is random and sometimes short as shit.

StarDestroyer175
3
4 days ago

If I were a God I would just have made things that didn't need to eat... since I'm God and seemingly can do whatever.. but there is indeed no God. Atleast not one who gives a fuck about us.

JumpIntoTheFog
1
4 days ago

Catholics don’t believe animals have souls or go to heaven anyway so they wouldn’t care for this argument the sick fucks

mustaine42
2
4 days ago

I remember having an argument with a teacher when I was 15 years old about why is it okay to euthanize animals but not okay to euthanize humans. Let's force dying humans to suffer a painful death because Jesus, but we can take Fido out back and shoot him if he gets hit by a car because he's going to die a painful death anyways. Let's show our people less respect than our animals because people are special.

Mkreza538
58
4 days ago

Uuh the leopard gets to eat and doesn’t die of starvation

DJsupaman
36
4 days ago

no one said the circle of life was a pleasant affair.

Alcarinque88
2
4 days ago

From the day we arrive on the planet and blinking step into the maw.

The_Hand_of_Sithis
49
4 days ago

That's kind of an extreme jump. The circle of life isn't pretty. Nature is brutal. There's no evidence of god not existing here. God isn't individually helping out every living creature. God, if it/they exist, is managing an entire universe. Evolution is key in survival. This just happens to be an example of being on the bottom of the food chain.

quillseek
35
4 days ago

God, if he created this natural order, created an order in which animals must cause extreme pain and torture towards other animals in order to sustain themselves. He forces the individual animals to inevitably be in this position. Surely he could have created a universe without this kind of suffering.

Oh, look, baby predators learning to hunt! Oh neat, baby prey animals getting killed, or losing their parents. Only a psychotic or evil deity would design such a system, with such horror and torture required and built in.

Nature makes far more sense through a godless lens. Evolution is elegant and often beautiful, but she is indifferent at best and cruel at worst.

Yoda2000675
11
4 days ago

So your subjective opinion was downvoted while their subjective opinions weren't? Seems reasonable.

There is no singular way of viewing what God could be, so I'm not sure why people are getting pissed at your take on the matter.

The_Hand_of_Sithis
3
4 days ago

I don't know who taught you god was full of Mercy while you were alive, but that's not the god I was taught. I was taught science is the how and why, god gave you a basic guide to life and the only intervention was to set his creations, us and others we don't know yet, apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. You could even imagine him as an alien. It's over 2000 years old or older depending on who's answering, but none the less, god is not here to baby life. Evolution is a mechanic of life. Nature can be considered god by some.

thebindingofJJ
5
4 days ago

You'll like this.

warcrown
5
4 days ago

I agree that God did not have a hand in creating the natural order. Just nitpicking tho but you mention torture a lot. Don't you think that is a misnomer at the very least? Yes I am sure getting hunted and killed is a pretty terrible experience and quite painful but I don't know of any animals that engage in torture. You know, inflicting as much pain as possible for the sake of making the other creature suffer. They just kill. However they choose to kill, predators are usually as efficient as they can be; any unnecessary actions expose them to risk of injury or death.

(Anyone know if I used that semicolon correctly? Trying to learn)

Exceptions being fucked up creatures like dolphins and monkeys. They might torture.

DeemSleep
7
4 days ago

Plenty of animals are tortured and not just efficiently killed before death. Just search “eaten alive” they’re are tons of videos of predators eating prey animals from the ass to the front, literally eating everything else but the head first. Not saying they do this on purpose but there is no way it could be any worse for these animals as the part that feels the pain and fear is eaten last. I remember just last week someone posted an eagle eating a deer alive. This is pure torture right here:

https://youtu.be/ibVdQ8dbUqg

Hojooo
2
4 days ago

If you have see lions trying to teach their children how to hunt with live prey i would consider that torture. Its pretty much a live play toy for the children to practice hurting

TheWoodenplank
2
4 days ago

You don't have cats, do you?

wuapinmon
16
4 days ago

I'm pretty sure that leopard paused to say a prayer of thanksgiving to God for that meal he was about to receive. ;)

BragnarImmortal
6
4 days ago

It’s just fucking nature, the survival of the fittest. This baby impala was born in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s animal nature and the fact is, the baby impala pulled the short stick on life. The leopard needs to eat and potentially feed its own offspring, just the way it works. That’s the plan for that baby impala

VictoryInMyMouth
3
4 days ago

why do you feel that the Impala should be treated fairly? why is God bound to our private idea of what's fair and unfair?

GoTakeYourRisperdal
2
4 days ago

The point was kitty food. It was the plan too.

squireofrnew
2
4 days ago

Well at least it isnt being eaten ass first. I'm at that point in my travels on this sub. At least it's not ass first...

CelerMortis
2
4 days ago

Born just to immediately suffer horrible pain and die

Yea, absolutely sucks. But if the big cat doesn't kill others, it dies an even longer and more painful death.

cunt-lyps
2
4 days ago

What’s worse is that leopard would have been imprinting on that impala for those moments before eating it. Only time spent on earth was looking at what it thought was its mom. Wondering “why are you acting stand-offish” before getting eaten by the only thing it ever loved. Savage as fuck.

phnx91
233
4 days ago

AHHHH IM GONNA EAT Y-

Huh... did she just.... no fucking way

you see this shit?

well I’m hungry so I’ll...

are you still watching me?....

well...

fuck it I’m hungry

Cryptiod137
60
4 days ago

I am, were endangered and they aren't you know?

AtlasRafael
6
4 days ago

That’s what I was thinking. At first I was like “the camera man should throw something” then I thought about it and the leopard is more threatened lol.

gator426428
146
4 days ago
Cashrunner
45
4 days ago

Alrighty.... imma just go

Uh you guys didn’t see this.

chicken_parmies
5
4 days ago

Is it gnarly? This is the most metal thing I’ve ever see on on reddit

Cashrunner
5
4 days ago

Nah it’s not as bad as I thought literally just pick it up and goes off in a weird embarrassment

It’s like it had a realization of how low that was but it’s hungry and has to eat so it’s gotta do what it’s got to do even if it’s this.

DashLeJoker
2
4 days ago

You can search for any wild dog kills videos on YouTube and it will be more metal

squireofrnew
2
4 days ago

Fuck those dogs. And baboons too.

RedditAtWork2
128
4 days ago

Don't worry, the leopard carried the young impala and raised it as one of their own and everyone lived happily ever after. No one was harmed in the making of this video

arices
24
4 days ago

I started breathing again after I read this comment

FrederikTwn
8
4 days ago

:)

keyonte0
5
4 days ago

And then it starved to death because the Leopard kept trying to feed it meat.

Frostwolvern
4
4 days ago

:(

AFSierra
128
4 days ago

You say goodbye, I say hello.

waldoze
11
4 days ago

Hello, hello!

jdeo1997
9
4 days ago

I don't know why you say "Goodbye", I say "Hello, hello, hello"

SirWildman
3
4 days ago

The Beatles were the original heavy metal band

erik-apex
103
4 days ago

Fresh outta the oven :)

SamBoha_
27
4 days ago

The leopard was waiting for its food to cool off a bit.

A_FVCKING_UNICORN
7
4 days ago

Can't get meat any more tender than that

RyVsWorld
90
4 days ago

I gotta hand it to all the contributors in this community. This community is getting ALOT more metal. Jesus.

gator426428
38
4 days ago

You got a request or a favorite animal?

hella-vintage
48
4 days ago

I really enjoy orangutans, ruin that for me.

gator426428
22
4 days ago

🤔

hella-vintage
19
4 days ago

I hope that’s a good “🤔” and I won’t see a video of an orangutan getting ripped in half by a tiger or something.

-GloryHoleAttendant-
24
4 days ago
landon912
27
4 days ago

Who the fuck even wants to have sex with a god damn orangutan??

That’s fucked up but definitely not nature.

eirelav09
2
4 days ago

Well I'm definitely not clicking that link now.

wulfendy
5
4 days ago

Don't, it's very upsetting.

(If anyone else isn't sure, it's about Pony the shaved orangutan)

eirelav09
4
4 days ago

A comment below:

Even if you had no morals, wouldn’t the weeping sores put you off?

I'm already upset.

hella-vintage
13
4 days ago

Alright that did it.

BellsOnNutsMeansXmas
10
4 days ago

Yeah that definitely counts. Even if you had no morals, wouldn’t the weeping sores put you off?

Pinapplewhisperer
3
4 days ago

What in the fuck?

gator426428
9
4 days ago

I'll see what I can do

hella-vintage
3
4 days ago

Oh lord. Thanks though haha.

LID919
3
4 days ago

I'd be down for a video of orangutans ripping a tiger in half.

epicpleasefixswitch
2
4 days ago

You seen the video "Monkey Rapes Frog"?

RyVsWorld
9
4 days ago

I’m afraid someone will ruin it for me. I am sure one day though I’ll see my favorite animal just ripped to shreds on my front page.

OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo
4
4 days ago

To shreds you say?

Corruption100
2
4 days ago

Hippos aint seen too many videos just random stories and documentaries with sketches

TJsmash
2
4 days ago

If you're looking for a challenge, show me how metal turtles can be.

gator426428
2
4 days ago

Challenge accepted. See you tomorrow

BigLebowskiBot
3
4 days ago

You said it, man.

klayser_Soze
92
4 days ago

God dam! Nature is truly metal

jsxtasy304
93
4 days ago

Nature is cruel, life is cruel. You go along in life then one day... Poof.

sarKAZstic
86
4 days ago

you're spawn killed by a leopard

lamchopxl71
13
4 days ago

Nah. Nature is nature and life is life. Brutality and fairness is a human concept.

Xaddit
3
4 days ago

Every word is a human concept. Why can't nature also be brutal? We don't have to pretend like nature is dandy and become numb to suffering. Brutality and fairness are human concepts we developed in order to help guide our own behavior.

Unnatural-One
48
4 days ago

Like pre-veal.

SolerFlereTEE
21
4 days ago

What the fuck

IAteMyPantz
7
4 days ago

so fetus?

HR_Dragonfly
60
4 days ago

Me trying to decide to lick on the candy for awhile or just crunch that fucker.

Clarksonforever
55
4 days ago

That's one tame impala.

BonelessSkinless
13
4 days ago

Love that band.

A_FVCKING_UNICORN
3
4 days ago

Too bad it was a lame Impala

KarmaPolice72
2
4 days ago

Not the greatest feeling ever.

AlexanderESmith
45
4 days ago

*sniff* *sniff* Ugh, I asked for sauce on the side -_-

TheDemonClown
10
4 days ago
Lhipp
46
4 days ago

I'd like to point out we just saw a majority of it's life. Like how often can you say that?

Idk I'm stoned

slimepuke
27
4 days ago

my dude, we just saw its entire life

Lhipp
12
4 days ago

There's not an emoji with enough tears to convey my sadness.

RamiiNoodles
3
4 days ago

🥵

The actual emotion of the leopard

Lady_Litreeo
46
4 days ago

“I’m sorry, little one.”

ValienteChaparro
19
4 days ago

"The hardest choices require the strongest will"

ContentCargo
3
4 days ago

What did it cost?

Conoto
42
4 days ago

That's guilt food if I've ever seen it

TacTurtle
2
4 days ago

Softest veal ever 👌

pawnsdeleone
39
4 days ago

Kinda of like eating cookie dough.

strangersIknow
30
4 days ago

looks into the camera like they're in The Office

g8rjuice
30
4 days ago

I dare one of you to post this on r/AnimalsBeingJerks and not get banned.

SolerFlereTEE
8
4 days ago

Bet

L0rdSwoldemort
29
4 days ago

Tastes...metallic

Starpork
23
4 days ago

This going to be bad.

Wait.

Aww, this is sweet.

It won't eat a baby! Look, honey!

Ahhhh, shit.

logan_chill
24
4 days ago

"awww wholesome post on the sub. How rare!" "Oh wait nevermind"

Thomystic
18
4 days ago
fromthed
17
4 days ago

Not my worst fap

TheVampBoy
2
4 days ago
thedemolitionlovers
16
4 days ago

Dang the mom just yeeted out of there

Mental_Musky
17
4 days ago

Imagine if you were this little fella. Born, abandoned and eaten in 2 minutes.

Brutal.

LSU985
15
4 days ago

Looks like he knows he’s on one of those what would you do videos.

ChafedBass
2
4 days ago

When keepin it real goes wrong

theonetruefishboy
13
4 days ago

The Lepord hesitates because he knows this is on Camera and just knows he's gonna get judged for this.

nightmaregryph1
12
4 days ago

Wow, holy shit, that cat is NERVOUS AS FUCK about the camera man and is really making sure that he's not going to going to fucking gank the leopard when the cat's not looking.

Voyager_AU
13
4 days ago

That leopard is staring into my soul.

simo-baka
14
4 days ago

Give birth and leave the baby to distract the predator Modern problems requires modern solutions

Kidd5
2
4 days ago

It's the impala's impression of a jet fighter using flares to get away from the enemy.

IDontEvenSki
12
4 days ago

I read "Leapord" as "Leanord" at first and thought it was cute they named the cat

Suckapunch1979
11
4 days ago

Instead of a date on the tombstone is just reads 5:34 pm to 5:36 pm

Mister_Massacre
2
4 days ago

Lmao

zUltimateRedditor
9
4 days ago

At least it was quick.

layze23
16
4 days ago

Yeah, seriously. I don't mind animals getting eaten, that's nature. I get queasy when you see something like those African Wild Dogs or hyenas ripping something apart while they're still alive. That can't feel good. I much prefer when something like this just crushes the head or snaps the spine quickly.

ChurlishRhinoceros
4
4 days ago

I get what you're saying, but if you try to apply human morality to nature you're going to have a bad time.

flammbamthankyoumaam
3
4 days ago

Didn’t look quick. The leopard picked the poor thing up by the head! Pain in its first moment of life ☹️ I wish it’d just have gone for the throat.

deplume
10
4 days ago

Leopards have tremendous bite pressure and newborns' bones aren't yet fully calcified. Those teeth went straight through the skull instantly when it picked it up. There was no faster or more merciful death that little thing could have hoped for than what happened in this video. Throat would have been much worse.

Overlandtraveler
8
4 days ago

I know nature is vicious and violent, just a fact. But this poor mama and her baby...

Leopard has to eat, and poor thing just arrived. Oh well, but poor baby.

Price-x-Field
9
4 days ago

wow

JohnyDangerous
8
4 days ago

Can’t get any fresher

TheJackalsDoom
8
4 days ago

Bad spawn. Someone needs to patch this ASAP.

GutenburgMK2
4
4 days ago

It could’ve been the intro to a sitcom.

viewerdiscretionis
2
4 days ago

Can someone please edit the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song onto this please??

RealisticLaserBattle
5
4 days ago

At first I thought the leapard was gonna eat the kid but then it just chilled with him so cute and- oh... oh my...

squirrel_rider
6
4 days ago

This is an 11/10 embodiment of this sub.

libertarianmurse
5
4 days ago

I can only imagine what went through that impalas head as it drew it’s first breaths.

“Wow isn’t this great!! Life!! Are you my mom?”

runs away

“Oh I guess not. Hello leopard are you my mom?”

gets eaten

Poor thing got to spend all of 30 seconds on this earth

xbox_inmy_veins
5
4 days ago

Leopard is like :

"Nothing to see here, right stop recording me now so I can eat this tasty snack and not have the world hate me!"

Sugm4dig
4
4 days ago

Leopard is like: fuq there is a camera.

Leopard: looks at calf..

Calf: looks sweet and wet

Leopard: looks again at camera, did you see that bitch?

MrOtero
4
4 days ago

Life is a bitch

quackquackboom1
4
4 days ago

Hi, my names Impala, welcome to Jackass!

Anderj12
2
4 days ago

OP you can just fuck right off.

gator426428
54
4 days ago

🤗

Akzifer
4
4 days ago

I've never been so torn in my life

viewerdiscretionis
12
4 days ago

-The Baby Impala

BowlcutBear
3
4 days ago

And that leopard raised it as one of it's own. Now the baby impala lurks in the shadows, hunting unexpecting prey.

Vurumai
3
4 days ago

Could have been more awesome (and a lot shorter) if not distracted by the person filming.

MYipper
3
4 days ago

Don’t judge me but if you don’t mind, I’m gonna rip into this baby impala.

densouthernland
3
4 days ago

You say you had a bad day, hah?

i-wantanime
4
4 days ago

Kinda rude but he’s hungry so I understand

ColeslawGingrr
3
4 days ago

I knew from my experience on this sub that it was going to take a dark turn... I was secretly hoping I was wrong the whole time, but alas, the morbid ending has come to fruition.

ExpressiveAnalGland
3
4 days ago

"that impala shit tastes like an actual impala!"

borisbristaps
3
4 days ago

Leopard looking at the camera like Bran Stark

mackeymac94
3
4 days ago

Tame Impala

z1b900
3
4 days ago

Mommy?

savemelex
3
4 days ago

I thought I've seen it all with the fucking warthog getting ripped alive. This is up there for me. The title, the footage, the events, damn this just so metal.

trailsnailprincess
3
4 days ago

Easily one of the most intense videos ive ever seen. That leopard has a message for all y'all.

dtwoyoon
3
4 days ago

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.

Subotail
3
4 days ago

Why nsfw ? Because the Léopard is shirt less ?

gator426428
5
4 days ago

A few people called me an asshole for not marking it. Seeing that they all got downvoted, I'm gonna go ahead and keep it real

Ricardough
2
4 days ago

Looking back at the camera contemplating if it’s gonna eat it or not

CircleSearch
2
4 days ago

Ok Now i'm gonna - Oh hey! How you doin? Awesome, great to hear. Had a good safe trip here, i hope. Are- are you filming? cool cool. Have enough battery power? just making sure, you know. The lighting allright? sweet. and you - you can hear everything, decent sound? Rock on. Time to take this cute, sweet, adorable little baby and FILL MY BELLY WITH ITS RIPPED FLESH AND SPILT BLOOD!

Gesus37
2
4 days ago

*stops and looks at the humans with the camera *

“you guys gonna eat this?” “Nah?” “More for me “

mesoharney11
2
4 days ago

"Is this what life is like?" Sometimes, baby impala. Sometimes. Like this time right here.

pocketcleric
2
4 days ago

Fresh out of the oven.

senor_pumpkin
2
4 days ago

He's looking at the camera like if he was thinking :" Ah shit if I eat it now, I'll look like an asshole"

_Donno_
2
4 days ago
NeighborhoodTurtle
2
4 days ago

Jesus it was going in for the kill and the only thing stopping it was the camera...

tweakbz
2
4 days ago

That's as fresh as fresh meat can get.

mean_ass_raccoon
2
4 days ago

"are you my mommy?"

ezekial_dragonlord
2
4 days ago

The leopard was like "did you see that shit? I wanted the full course and only got the appetizer. Oh well, its feeding time, little man."

simo-baka
2
4 days ago

Give birth and leave the baby to distract the predator Modern problems requires modern solutions

mackeymac94
2
4 days ago

That's a Tame Impala

yentcloud
2
4 days ago

Looks like the camera people are distracting him. Can't blame them though this is just the absolute worst to see

justinsayin
2
4 days ago

Leopard: "Stop judging me human, my cubs are hungry."

iwannabeded
2
4 days ago

Is this what they mean when they say “ You don’t have to be fast, just be faster than the other guy” ?

Mister_Plod
2
4 days ago

When it looks at the camera, I can see Russel Crowe for some reason...

Am I dying?

Primarch_1
2
4 days ago

Still better than the baboon one.

Salsac
2
4 days ago

*freeze frame

"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation."

chilltx78
2
4 days ago

HoW dOeS iT eNd?!!!?!

dat_burger_boi
2
4 days ago

He does and gets eaten.

Skippy-McGee
2
4 days ago

This video cuts just early enough that you think it'll raise the impala as a leopard but we all know just how nature treats cute babies

smokecat20
2
4 days ago

Curb your enthusiasm theme song

Sir_JDW
2
4 days ago

Literally destined to fail

AllArePunished
2
4 days ago

What a shit existence that little guy had. Born into immediate pain and death.

Namornow
2
4 days ago

Wow could anything be more true to this sub.

ihmunoz
2
4 days ago

This GIF was a damn roller coaster of emotions haha damn

sandoval92
2
4 days ago

This is by far the most fucked up post ive seen on here. Fuck lol.

AirsoftRacoon
2
4 days ago

Hoooly fuckkkkkk this is metal as fucking hell.

God damn, good post.

sorjuano
2
4 days ago

This is definitely one of the most metal submissions in this sub.

juiceboxguy85
2
4 days ago

I love how misleading this post is OP

manlyman7900
2
4 days ago

Oh, this is nice and wholesome sees it's r/natureismetal Oh. No.

leafleafleaftree
2
4 days ago

I just stopped watching half way through and am now happily choosing to believe Leopard and Baby Impala are best buds.

6ynnad
2
4 days ago

Metal Rating? High very fucking high!

El_Maltos_Username
2
4 days ago

"Chaaarge... Well, at least a small snack... Wait! You guys filming??? Hi, little fella. Hehe Rough day? Forests, right?... Come on guys, you know I'm about to kill that baby. I have to, it's yummy for my tummy. I know you think 'Oh, I'm so good for exposing this child murderer!', but I know you just film me killing this kid just for 7 upvotes on Reddit!... Arrrh, fuck it! Nothing personal, kiddo." nom

roos_de_baas
2
4 days ago

It was a... tame impala

Hi501c3
2
4 days ago

Leopard helps welcome a beautiful baby Impala into the afterworld....There I fixed it

Azikura
2
4 days ago

Fuck that's horrible

Checkoutmybigbrain
2
4 days ago

"Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're the lion or a gazelle-when the sun comes up,you'd better be running.”

Dahnhilla
2
4 days ago

"are you my mummy"

Chomp

snick6687
1
4 days ago

I can’t do this with you watching me!

ObviousBodybuilder
1
4 days ago

How it feels to get trapped at the C spawn on Crash.

therealearl13
1
4 days ago

Why did it cuddle it first??

Stormchaserelite13
4
4 days ago

It was just as shocked that the mother did that as the camera man was. Also he spotted the camera man and got nervous.

derrr_woldemar
1
4 days ago

Damn😯

Poet_of_Legends
1
4 days ago

Veal.

paoweeFFXIV
1
4 days ago

Why did the impala stop twitching? Did it instantly die when the leopard bit into the skull?

Beepbeep_bepis
3
4 days ago

Probably, newborns don’t have strong bones. I hope so anyways for the impala’s sake, that’s the quickest and most painless way nature would ever let anything die

Broswick
1
4 days ago

Better watch your ass camera man.

Getonmylevelfools
1
4 days ago

Ew gross! Come out of an egg next time!

-getoffmylawn_
1
4 days ago

looks like my lab when she runs up to my shoe and sees me on the other side of the room...”don’t do it...no...NO....NOOOO...EH! EH! NO, STOP...NOOOO...DROP IT!”

lactatingwolf
1
4 days ago

Born to die. :c The circle of life can be harsh sometimes. I respect it, though.

nomattawut
1
4 days ago

She keeps looking at the camera like "Get your own damn veal"

aceofspadedz
1
4 days ago

Lucky bastard. The baby not the leopard.

DewyMossEmpire
1
4 days ago

Oh I can't watch this. Why am I subscribed to this sub.

Chickmagnetwompaone1
1
4 days ago

Atleast it was fast

wishiwascooltoo
1
4 days ago

Lovely

Pterodaryl
1
4 days ago

"You just gonna stare while I eat?"

Vokelite
1
4 days ago

When you see an afk enemy player and think to yourself Should I kill this ? Kinda bm but it's afree kill.

SanaderDid911
1
4 days ago

The video was going so good

Hideus_Ex
1
4 days ago

"Yeah uhhh this isn't what it looks like, I just kinda wanted to help-aaaah fuck it I'm hungry".

FranktheAirplane
1
4 days ago

What a noob, spawn killing and shit

Heavy_Dink
1
4 days ago

200 days of work, all for not feelsbadforimpalaman.png

Gawdscream
1
4 days ago

Lol. I thought the lil homie had a chance. Totally different than the bear va deer.

MachineGunPablo
1
4 days ago

36 seconds did his life last

washgirl7980
1
4 days ago

I kept saying "please don't do it, please don't do."

"Awww shit."

latarian2
1
4 days ago

I like how it’s like, “Look man, don’t fucking judge me, Im a leopard and this is a free meal... I mean it is kinda cute... maybe I shouldn’t... but.. ah fuck it. You know what dude? I could really do without your judgement rn, thanks.”

SADMANCAN
1
4 days ago

Looks at camera

“What?!”

AvailableBoss
1
4 days ago

How do I block a sub in reddit?

mentalbreak
2
4 days ago

Unsubscribe from the sub if you are logged in. If you are not logged in and are on desktop - get RES and filter the subreddit. https://reddit.com/r/help/comments/44498b/how_to_hide_or_filter_a_subreddit_from_rall/

AvailableBoss
1
4 days ago

Thank you

soprano1919
1
4 days ago

You can keep your money, i want the baby

irishpwr46
1
4 days ago

Damn nature! You scary!

bangsilencedeath
1
4 days ago

Awww. Super cute.

Kushborug
1
4 days ago

At first hes like: "The hell am I supposed to do now?"

RicanRonin
1
4 days ago

How Bambi should have ended.

FanngzYT
1
4 days ago

“Mmmm deer meat and embryonic fluids”

RapeMeToo
1
4 days ago

Holy chromatic aberration

_Jimbo_988
1
4 days ago

The good ol poop and scoot

superfurrykylos
1
4 days ago

The leopard only behaved like this because it knew it was on camera.

"LUUUUUNNNNCCHHH!!! Oh...hi, I uh, didn't see you there. Oh, nothing much, just saying hi to this lil' slugger here. Aw, isn't that right you wee tyke? Nope. Not going to eat the impala. Not at all. Just saying hi. Yepyepyep. That's what's happening here."

Abovethecanopy
1
4 days ago

"Mommy, why are you eating me?"

cheeseburger365
1
4 days ago

Thought this was gonna be nice, then I remembered what sub this is.

gods_costume
1
4 days ago

He probably hesitated cause he didn't trust the cameramen

Slippystaymid
1
4 days ago

Daaaaaamn

Merkin86
1
4 days ago

New way of "shitting yourself scared"

CaptainMagnets
1
4 days ago

Nothing like fresh placenta to go with your meal

pillina93
1
4 days ago

"I dunno, it just came out the vag... ehh it'll do."

planet_10
1
4 days ago

"Papa?"

ShiroHachiRoku
1
4 days ago

Yeah, I’m about to eat a baby. So what?

-Leopard probably.

its_probably_a_tumor
1
4 days ago

This is how you take the last donut in the box.

Lock eyes. Assert dominance.

henry_dodgers
1
4 days ago

Leopard: Bruh, what the frick happened here. . .

O4fuxsayk
1
4 days ago

Does it smell like shit, oh yep it does, crap i dont want that human to see me eat shit, maybe i can wait him out? Ahh fuck this im hungry.