I charge my phone when it’s at 120%
You'll unlock the extra charge when you've progressed enough.
New Charge +
Keep all your features from the previous charge but enemies are tougher
Keep all your features from the previous charge but enemies are tougher apps consume harder
Recharging is longer. Increased drop chance by 15%.
-secret final boss after 10th rebirth instead of 20th rebirth
-so much women
So negative 3x thé charge? yikers
Its true! My battery swale to allow extra charge so well the back of my phone fell off
Is that what happens when I get down to 5%, plug in my phone, then it immediately jumps up to 30%?
This one goes to 11
Or when you pay a one time additional transaction of $12.99 to EA.
EA. It's in the book.
The intent is to provide note-takers with a sense of pride and accomplishment
This is /r/rage imo
EA: It's in our books.
EA: quarter review CFO united
That's an apple feature eh?
Only 8f you pay for the dlc
I see you're a user of culture.
The reddit is strong with this one.
My phone is at 80% at 100%, stupid dying battery!
you're about 300 away from top tier dank memes content
"Well, would you look at that"
I really don’t expect the world lol
Coach said to give it 110%.
But wouldn't it still be 100% if it reaches its maximum charge capacity? 🤔
I've seen this before on r/mildlyinfuriating, can't remember who by but I've seen it
Stolen probably, I took the pictures today at school and posted them on another subreddit a few hours ago
Here was directly above ur post. Now tHAT is mildly infuriating!
Rofl, he even said “my notebook” xD
Go to hot (the posts directly above each other) screenshot them and post it again cuz this is just infuriating
Also how can u make a repost more obvious lmao
Rofl, he even said “my notebook” xD
the fuck /u/sOGgy_RetArD? tf is wrong with you?
Lol he has -7 karma
This just confirms my theory that alternate universes are colliding and the root cause is the Internet. Mainly on reddit as well.
That, or we're all just a bunch of dirty reposters
Down voted and called him/her a cunt. I have played my part
Didn’t report it that’s awesome
Well, at least he has negative karma now
“I finally made it to 7 upvotes!”
What a bowl of shit. I downvoted everything he has ever posted.
Thanks for doing your part
You sure showed them. Great work, champ
Everything on Reddit is repost, so have fun spending the rest of your life downvoting scrubs
it's funny because the post you are literally commenting on isn't a repost, original content
I did it once, so enjoy the rest of your life being a dick.
I’m not being a dick?
Your comment sure sounded quite mocking
Lol that comment section.
I love the way everyone is coming to OP's defense in there. It's insanity, but kinda adorable. Especially the person melting down and ending with "CALL A MOD" and the follow-up reply "Also: PANIIIIIIIC".
I’m so proud of this community
it should be THAT, not tHAT. Now THIS is mildly infuriating
Lol that guy has -7 karma
What school, if you dont mind saying
You said it! Someone just posted the link and the comments are hilarious. Its nice to see a sub that actually downvotes reposts!
If my books collectively called me, I would answer immediately and ask "what the fuck is up? why are you calling?". Why are we talking about battery life?
The accept button looks like the cake day symbol
Nah Spotify logo
I wanted to name our unspayed poodle Spotify, but the wife said no. :(
What is it even supposed to be? Books? Even if a person is calling you, their picture doesn't show up on the accept button.
Yeah it's books, idk who would buy this
And why did they only change the accept while keeping a phone for decline? Put a closed book for decline and an open book for accept... not a hung up phone for decline and a delicious closed book cake for accept like idiots.
Happy accept day!
Happy book day!
why is nobody talking about the noodlecake logo
Also kinda r/fellowkids
I don't want to
Then accept death
Accept database icon
not really though.
d e c l i n e
They said the same thing about books when they were new: anti-social escape.
It’s always the same ‘back in my day’ nostalgia. We’re so much better off with our access to information.
It's called Juvenoia.
surely they are not as bad as you purport them to be
As always, I have to point out that subreddit is some antivaxx tier circlejerk antiscience, albeit a form of antivaxx tier circlejerk antiscience that reddit is on board with collectively. Imagine /r/cigarettesarebad in alternate universe 1950's reddit.
The Mere Presence of One’s Own Smartphone Reduces Available Cognitive Capacity: https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/full/10.1086/691462
I don't know if I'd compare a small-scale study to the wealth of data on the health effects of cigarettes, or vaccine safety. It suggests a good place to begin further study, but it's preliminary. I'm not saying you're wrong, just that you're more likely to be mistaken in some way or another than you seem to think. You sound more confident than the data you've included warrants.
Very well said. This is all too prevalent. The "according to a new study" form of journalism especially, which is almost always misleading and often contradictory. Science takes a long time and many overlapping groups of researchers before anything can be confidently asserted.
So true... This seems to be an extension of the devolution of journalism in general, not just as it relates to science but every topic. Sensationalism sells, and apparently the only goal is gaining more clicks or views. There was a time journalists took pride in their work and refused to report anything less than truth 😔 what happened to “three independent sources”?
Wait, they aren't?
Is anyone gonna ask why your books are calling? How did the books get a phone and an ear?
I'll just listen to my books' voicemails later... They probably don't need to hear from me, anyway.
If anyone is wondering, this is the first time I posted it on r/facepalm a few hours ago.
Get it on r/softwaregore
I think this notebook as a whole belongs in r/CrappyDesign
My book is calling? i'm hanging up. What kind of self respecting book doesn't fucking text.
Audiobooks can't call me either, those fuckers can talk forever.
Maybe it's a Spinal Tap battery, and it goes up to 110%.
But isn't it still full, so it's the same as a battery that would go to 100%?
Well, it's 11 more, isn't it?
how did they not put slide to answer from right to left 😳
Oh my god fuck that notebook
Imo the more infuriating thing is that the picture does not align perfectly. The upper and lower edges are clearly different and the side is way too narrow compared to those two. And the notebook has rounded corners but the image doesn't. It's like the person responsible for this ridiculousness did this shit on purpose!
My mum's spinal cord stimulator does this, drives her insane.
why is this hard to understand? 100% of the battery is at 80%
Nah the manufacturer just set the full limit at 90% to prolong battery life due to li-ion's accelerated degradation when cycled to Max cell voltage.
That notebook will last longer than your average notebook.
But that is normally figured in.
In Brazil we call laptops notebooks (one of those weird foreign language occasions when word transference isn't exact), so I had to do a double take because I was like "why does that laptop have a vertical screen?"
At least the clock is right twice a day
Id be more concerned about my books ringing me
They could have had the answer button an open book and the hang up button a closed book. So much lost potential.
Probably, I legit just saw your post on r/facepalm xD
My Iphone charges to 81%, and then goes to 100 if i take out the charger and wait for an hour. Weird stuff
It's because phone batteries don't actually charge to 100%, so the last bit is fake charge to prompt users to take their phones off charge.
You might even notice if it does charge to 100%, the first 10-20% drains fast before declining in a 'stable' manner because the number is just dropping to meet the actual charge.
It's more so mainly because batteries degrade. Your 25000mah battery may be degraded to 20000mah.
So it's charging to 20000mah or the new 100%.
This might all be bs as well, I heard it awhile ago and it sounded legit.
I wonder how much my 6s has degraded. The battery lasts about 2 hours max off the charger.. i need a new phone, got lost at midnight in the city with no phone or idea how to get to my friends house last week.
I had a 6s with similar problems. Come to find out a string of batteries used for them were recalled. They sent me a brand new phone.
i got a 6 and had it for ab two years now, it overheats to the point where its too hot to hold and im waiting for my battery to explode lmao
Oh that sounds like a wonderful time!
Go to your settings app then to battery then to battery health.
It says its on 69% max capacity.. but it feels a lot worse then that. Its pretty much a paperweight unless its next to a charger.
69% is getting pretty bad, you could replace just the battery instead of a whole new phone if you want.
But then you’re stupid when you honk.
Where do you live? An airport?
No? What are you two talking about?
That's one hell of a battery you've got there.
Oops. You got me. Added too many digits.
2500, not 25000.
But my battery is huge tho, it's a 4100.
You're supposed to give a 110% every time!
Obviously the rules don’t give a fuck.
This is beyond science
I was sat thinking "that's one cool looking tablet" then looking at it trying to figure out what it was for 5 mins just to realise it's a book 😐
Must be a Sony Xperia notebook then...
I could never buy this book. Not because of the battery thing, but because I get an anxiety attack thinking someone is calling me.
I’m more infuriated that the number and battery are slightly out of line with each other
Just throw the whole thing away
"Your books are calling" barely makes sense. Who approved this design lol
My books don’t call me they just sit on the shelf
This whole concept irritates me
You know what else is infuriating it doesn’t have the reception bars it has the terrible reception dots that consume more space than the bars the carrier name and your WiFi reception status
Is this EA's device?
It's 100% not 100%
Get some white out before I have an aneurism
This is more r/crappydesign
It's an Apple battery meter, so this is still legit.
That's just a firmware issue. No plans to update it.
The gpu of one of my friends use ti go up to 102% load and then shut down lol
Paint it white
made in china
There are things way more infuriating about this to me than the battery icon.
That's my phone, dying at 8% ass
Knowledge is power
When they tell you to give 110%
That battery indicator reminds me of one of the iOS 12.3 betas where in my experience, the phone would sometimes be out of power before it even reached below 10%
Most new phones charge past 100%.
Not seeing the issue here.
But this amp goes to 11...
Also, could they align the percentage with the battery symbol please?
They can take their 100% incomplete notebook battery icon and wipe their ass with it.
Why the hell is there a battery on a notebook
Whiteout my dude
This one goes up to 111%.
So color it in.
It's like a Tesla, full at 90%
Fucking nexus 6p
Well yes but actually no
Why is there a battery on a notebook in the first place
Its also not aligned with the battery, the percentage
Saw this at r/chargeyourphone
Also the decline and accept buttons...
Every apple product ever
But european time format here is very satisfying
I’m gonna die in school wish me lucky
Why is the accept button a staple of books?
Dam sun, how'd they charge a book?? /s
The power of positivity in a nutshell.
The accept button looks like the Spotify logo
This is art
If you zoom in you notice its just a printed picture
This notebook itself is mildly infuriating
oh my god
Must be an apple notebook , reminds me of my iPhone .
Yo thats funny
Whole notebook is mildly infuriating
This is the poor man's ipad
Nah it's just an iPhone, its fine
It definitely bugs me but I kinda get why it happened. An almost-full battery is more visually interesting than a full one, but everyone likes "100%". But neither is worth making the combination like this.
You get the same mismatch issue sometimes with clocks because different times look visually interesting on digital vs analog clocks. I feel like I'm always pushing back on designers for inconsistency like this.
It took me a while to realize this was an actual paperback notebook
“Even when you’ve given everything you have, it’s never enough.”
White-out to the rescue.
That symbol is indicating you may need to replace your notebook soon, the battery is not holding full charge.
This is outrageous! It unfair! How can I have 100% battery but not have a full bar?
Is it maybe supposed to suggest that your notebook will always be at 100% battery no matter how much you've used?
dats bad design
Beyond that is extra battery u can charge other devices with
Oh if you think that's bad. They missed spelled synergy when it was the only word on the page and in like 30 font size.
Edit: thought it said yearbook not notebook. My mistake was in a yearbook.
Isn't this actually like correct? My phone is 2 years old and with 100% it doesn't even last half a day. It's exhausted even at 100%, just like me.
I believe this XKCD may be relevant here.
That actually looks right to me
But the real question is how can your books call you?
I think it's a metaphor. It's charge is > 100%. I accept this.
You had one job cj
This is r/fellowkids material
I just realized this literally is paper. 😂😂
I thought it was a cheap Chinese knockoff tablet.
I'll take my battery at 150% for 500 alex
Throw it out
Me trying not to show my hatred of my French teacher
But what about the caller. Your Books? Hope this person doesn't go to Yo mama battle.
I like this, jeep going
Maybe your phone runs on Duracell. That's just the copper top.
So they are using Apple's battery algorithm.
thanks for posting the full image. the others just had 'notebook' and i thought laptop which made no sense
that no notch tho
Then charge it. Duh
Thats looks like a piece of paper folded in half.
This is a piece of paper
Try turning it off and on again and it should be fine.
Why is the book calling me when we are already FaceTiming?
how many schools have done this
It’s obviously going off of the duodecimal system guys cmon.
Just goes to show, can't judge a book by it's cover.
Cake day on the green button..
Where is this sign?
The accept button should be white
The time too
What wrong with the time its cleary 5:30pm just in 24 hr time
Well yes, but that’s the wrong way
1/10, literally unusable.
They also put the accept call button on the wrong side.
Why does this look fake?
What kind of person would go out of his way, take a phote, upload THIS?
Hilltop reserve, bro.
This is a folded piece of card.
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
It can go further beyond!
that military time tho
Maybe its purposeful. Maybe your book is trying to fake its life force or happiness and since you keep ignoring there calls they can only keep up this battery mask for so long. Maybe you are the one thats mildy infuriating
Happy cake day book
I'VE TRIED TO IGNORE THIS POST FOR SO LONG NOW. ITS STIIL TOP. WHY ARE YOUR BOOKS CALLING YOU?! WHY!?
i hate when my note book glitches like that
Actually that is due to not letting the battery to go to 0%. Once that happens the fuel gauge software and the actual battery syncs again.
This defines this sub. Talk about mild...but also somehow infuriating.
Pay to win charging, using microtransations unlock a extra 20% batter
This is the original (I actually took the picture). The other post stole it from another subreddit where I first posted it
Yea, I realized that I replied on the wrong post. Whoops.
Fake it till you make it
Happy cake day, book
It's the little things (like this detail) that make me happy with Apple products. The thing is: if you see this kind of "lack of attention to detail" you immediate ask: "What else were they sloppy about?"
This gets back to what Steve Jobs said about good cabinet makers also finishing the inside you can't see - it's an attention to detail thing.
Am I literally going crazy or is no one talking about how this is actually a piece of paper. Seriously this is just the fault of whoever drew this.
I know its a little hard to see but it’s an actual full notebook, not just a piece of paper xD if you squint you can kinda see in the left edge that its round.
Yeah I guess I should’ve specified. It just feels like people are ignoring that or something.
Stop watching porn on it then. Simple brah
Repost within 2 hrs of original? Really?