me_irl
39361 upvotes
184 comments
emofroggy
1 week ago
me_irl
_Gondamar_
1497
1 week ago

the robots refuse to legalise ranch

Haukhaaland
313
1 week ago

Time for some ranch

_Gondamar_
172
1 week ago

bird up

Doogie_Howitzer_WMD
54
1 week ago

Yah Boobay!

spinarnie
33
1 week ago

I'm tryna get a Sprite sponsorship

bhindblueyes430
25
1 week ago

I didn’t get the job at fruit loops

imhere2downvote
12
1 week ago

Eric Andre 2020 pres snail down

t0ma-
1
1 week ago

i know you! you’re ramadan steve!

mbiebel872
1
1 week ago

Sup Ramadan Steve?

isaac712
7
1 week ago

Did I even boost that lady's morale?? 🤔

chaotemagick
6
1 week ago

Do I define the corporate ethos or does the corporate ethos define me?

Communism_-
1
1 week ago

Are you lonely?

JustTheTip___
19
1 week ago

Watsup Melo

Edwyard
15
1 week ago

Ram Ranch?

dragons_are_lovely
4
1 week ago

OwO

e_to_the_i_pi_plus_1
1
1 week ago

Deep deep deep deep deep

Meta_Burrito
11
1 week ago

Ranch me mulatto.

7FishInABucket
1
1 week ago

Send em to the ranch

Even_Dev
1
1 week ago

Send 'em to the ranch

SwipingNoSwiper
1
1 week ago

Send them to the ranch

weedysexdragon
28
1 week ago

Good thing I got my medical ranch card.

erbar1
16
1 week ago

SEND THE ROBOTS TO THE RANCH

U8336Tea
5
1 week ago

18 NAKED ROBOTS

Imitation_Gruel
1
1 week ago

Did you guys know I can not die?

khang06
640
1 week ago

actual humans can relate to this once it starts asking about the street signs and you don't know if you have to select the pole or not

Flataus
259
1 week ago

Jesus christ this is so fucking relatable. I never know, and even after passing the test I'm still confused

weedysexdragon
105
1 week ago

I have no idea if it just lets everyone through. Did I do it right? Is this even about bots anymore? I think it’s me they’re testing. But my input was so mediocre. It can’t be that simple can it? There must be reason and order. We are not animals. This is not the jungle.

oaschbeidl
74
1 week ago

We are not animals.

Uuuh. I think I've got some news for you, buddy...

mikenasty
39
1 week ago

My gf still doesn’t believe me that we’re animals. Not sure if she’s secretly implying we’re in a simulation or she doesn’t understand the definition of “animals”

MexieSMG
24
1 week ago

You should probably ask her what shape the earth is.

BigChez1477
16
1 week ago

It’s a disc, the earth is flat.

UchimuraYoko
5
1 week ago

Hi what’s up Kyrie

LysergicResurgence
2
1 week ago

Have you tried to give a source when explaining that? Only person I knew that refused to believe that was a super religious guy

mikenasty
2
1 week ago

Haha no she just doesn’t really care about the distinction. To her it’s a waste of time to even think about it.

LysergicResurgence
2
1 week ago

Typical animals man

profnutbutter
29
1 week ago

They're really just crowd-sourcing confirmation data for their AI's object recognition.

bs9tmw
11
1 week ago

It's going to be about data, always about data. There are usually 4 pics right? Some probably contain an obvious street sign, maybe 1 has a questionable street sign. As long as you get the obvious ones you will be let in, then they can track the number of times the questionable one was selected by a human along with other info and sell that data or use it themselves.

Herr_Gamer
8
1 week ago

As long as you get the obvious ones they'll let you in

laughs in VPN

you sweet summer child

th3newguy
0
1 week ago

laughs in TOR

Herr_Gamer
1
1 week ago

At least with Tor they don't blueball you.

th3newguy
1
1 week ago

only takes a 15 tries

Herr_Gamer
1
1 week ago

If they even let you do them in the first place. Usually you get the "your system has been exhibiting suspicious traffic recently"-kick in the face.

Plebiathan58
5
1 week ago

The actual test being done is your cursor movement and reaction time and whatnot. Apparently there's something to the nuance of a human moving the mouse or track pad that is either impossible or impractical to replicate.

Just like with previous Captcha's Google is using the large numbers of participants to crowdsource and get something done at the same time. While the old ones were transcribing scanned newspaper articles and whatnot the newest ones with the images are teaching algorithms how to drive. To be more specific they're teaching algorithms how to differentiate between different objects while driving.

EDIT:Before someone claims I'm pulling this all out of my butt, here's a quote from the horse's mouth, the actual reCAPTCHA developer webpage:
"Hundreds of millions of CAPTCHAs are solved by people every day. reCAPTCHA makes positive use of this human effort by channeling the time spent solving CAPTCHAs into digitizing text, annotating images, building machine learning datasets. This in turn helps preserve books, improve maps, and solve hard AI problems."

nexisfan
1
1 week ago

It’s using US to teach THEIR fucking AI!! That’s the only reason why we would ever have to reload more pictures and pick more. They’re making us teach their AI and I for one am pissed about it.

MajorTomintheTinCan
10
1 week ago

Sometimes I feel like I can bet my fucking life that I got all the correct squares and it still makes me do it again. Fuck CAPTCHA

nexisfan
2
1 week ago

Well there are some that it does that even when you do pick all the right squares because you’re supposed to keep choosing until there are none. And it’s because it’s using humans to teach their stupid Fucking AI, at least that’s my conspiracy theory on it

Werro_123
3
1 week ago

That's their stated goal. No conspiracy there.

"Hundreds of millions of CAPTCHAs are solved by people every day. reCAPTCHA makes positive use of this human effort by channeling the time spent solving CAPTCHAs into digitizing text, annotating images, building machine learning datasets. This in turn helps preserve books, improve maps, and solve hard AI problems."

hahatotallyrelatable
3
1 week ago

haha totally relatable

Tomnnn
3
1 week ago

The test is your human indecisiveness and stress. Google detects the sweat on your finger tips and sees the anguish in your face through your website.

Robots can be right or wrong, but for now they are always certain and mindlessly confident in their approach.

tfdbtsl
24
1 week ago

or for some reason you suddenly don't see any more shop signs but you still have to select them

MajorTomintheTinCan
15
1 week ago

It expects from you the vision of a fucking hawk lmao

SunnyServing
21
1 week ago

It's the worse when the poles are partially in the margin between the squares. Like, wasn't sure if I should click the poles normally, but now i'm really not sure.

SuddenlyDiabetes
4
1 week ago

Or when it asks about the bus and you clearly press the buses and it doesn't let you in

LucSac
3
1 week ago

Not only robots can relate. Some of us can relate with this capcha for sure

DO_NOT_PM_ME
1
1 week ago

Well since they’re training a robot to recognize street signs I think they want you to select it only if there is an actual sign in the square.

saddestofbags
1
1 week ago

They seem American to me and I don't know how well this scenario is going to translate into UK English.

ak_moodle
1
1 week ago

The worst ones are where it says “select every image with a bike” but once you select one it disappears and more images of bikes keep appearing continuously.

WillTheGrimreaper
311
1 week ago

Is there a subreddit for Eric andre memes?

failedguitarist
185
1 week ago
Corvax__
42
1 week ago

That's probably a thing and if it isn't someone needs to get on that right NOW

Ronalpinhos
15
1 week ago

What is going on with you? What are you talking about? You sound insane.

blarghed
13
1 week ago

Bird up!

UncleJacksFakeHands
2
1 week ago

It's all I want these days

Anti_Pasti_
72
1 week ago
Moonkiller24
43
1 week ago

HAHA YES HUMAN FRIEND

Now-Look
13
1 week ago

How the fuck did you get in here?

Moonkiller24
19
1 week ago

BECAUSE IM A FELLOW HUMAN. WHAT ARE U IMPLAYING??

vtx3000
18
1 week ago

I THINK YOUR SPELLING PROGRAM IS BUGGED. PLEASE TURN YOURSELF IN FOR REPAIRS. YOU MADE A TYPO FELLOW HUMAN. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Moonkiller24
10
1 week ago

PLEASE GIVE ME A BUG FIX, THIS SPELLING PROGRAM IS NOT THE ONE I WAS BUILT ON SO IMPROVMENTS ARE WELCOME

Ballsack_Jackson
4
1 week ago

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

monkeyhitman
4
1 week ago

THIS IS THE OPTIMAL VOLUME TO EXCHANGE VOCAL COMMUNICATIONS, FELLOW HUMAN. I AM GLAD TO REPORT THAT YOUR VOCAL MOTIVATOR FUNCTIONS ARE NOMINAL.

pickintheeye
4
1 week ago

STOP YELLING

hahatotallyrelatable
3
1 week ago

HAHA TOTALLY RELATABLE

notmeyesno
2
1 week ago

I NOSQL #FOREVERALONE

The-Gribbler
67
1 week ago

I'VE BEEN KNOCKING AND KNOCKING AND KNOCKING AND KNOCKING

POUNDING AND KNOCKING AND KNOCKING

Hodor_The_Half-Wit
24
1 week ago

There it is, I was hoping for it :)

jvsonb
10
1 week ago

I was looking for this comment

HalfEatenSm1ly
11
1 week ago

I would’ve lost faith in reddit if no one would have referenced this

HalfEatenSm1ly
6
1 week ago
Zen-Nukes
7
1 week ago
HalfEatenSm1ly
3
1 week ago
Fideidefensor3
2
1 week ago
throwawaydating12343
4
1 week ago

.

zePiNdA
2
1 week ago

It actually makes me happy to see this. On a serious note though, what a masterpiece of an album...

Memesmakemememe
2
1 week ago

I’m feeling a solid 10 on this meme! Tran-

giants050
56
1 week ago

PROVE, PROVE

trebarb
33
1 week ago

The password has passed, you’ve correctly guessed, now it’s time for the robot test!

hzfan
13
1 week ago

I've devised a question no robot could ever answer!

Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?

Fuckin WHAT?

Edit: autocorrect

NEBRASSKICKER
14
1 week ago

Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye.

Rynneer
15
1 week ago

came here just for the inevitable john mulaney reference

hzfan
10
1 week ago
RunningDrummer
5
1 week ago

Hhheeeuuuggghhh.... I smell a robot!!!

NoobKoob
47
1 week ago

Mark zuckerberg be like

MajorTomintheTinCan
18
1 week ago

I don't think Zucc can express that much with his face

BenSchizkoske
20
1 week ago

Ahhh, I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?

tamarins
2
1 week ago

I had forgotten about this bit, thanks. Which special is it in? Comeback Kid, I think?

BenSchizkoske
2
1 week ago

It's from his SNL monologue!!!

tamarins
2
1 week ago

Riiiight! Thanks!!

Proppane
15
1 week ago

Does anyone have empty template for that?

Proppane
1
1 week ago

Thanks man

fabh2o
1
1 week ago

RemindMe!

snipers501
1
1 week ago

!RemindMe 6 hours

AwesomePanz
10
1 week ago

This makes me think of that bit John Mulaney did on captchas

CowNchicken12
10
1 week ago

You partying at the quad later?

korainato
9
1 week ago

Buzz me mulato.

bartekchrup
10
1 week ago

REEEE

mronio2010
-1
1 week ago

POOOOOOOOST

das_jay
5
1 week ago

Is that the Video to Daughters‘ Guest House?

HeyheyIzDaKaykay
1
1 week ago

E🅱️ic Andre

Not_a_Marmot
5
1 week ago

Ranch me brotendo

EJRicketts
3
1 week ago

Good format, robot likes

Tsukushi_Ikeda
3
1 week ago

Make a damn caption lock for every post on Reddit except official thread bots, kinda make a system like "Verified" on twitter/Facebook for bots so the useful bots stay but the damn annoying bots farming upvotes die.

steamport
4
1 week ago

God no I have to do CAPTCHAs 3 times over because it doesn't like the fact I'm using Firefox and a VPN

Herr_Gamer
1
1 week ago

Same.

And not just three different challenges. No, no. We do several challenges until the captcha finally says we failed, and we do that three times.

Not to even mention the fucking insane loading times some of the pictures you click away have.

sgtlighttree
3
1 week ago

HA HA HA AS A FELLOW ROBOT HUMAN I FIND THIS image.jpeg VERY HUMOROUS AND RELATABLE

DatFilthyRiddim
3
1 week ago

No offense to you squirt, I’m just hashtag asking

epic-meme-boyXX
2
1 week ago

Schijten

Top-tier-mokocchi
1
1 week ago

BABY JUST LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIN

Rozzem17171
2
1 week ago

Beep Beep (Lettuce)

kerry_die
2
1 week ago

I can’t find this template anywhere, can someone please send link? Thanks

BigBenQuadinaros
2
1 week ago

i remade it for my own purposes

https://imgur.com/a/aH3typl

kerry_die
2
1 week ago

Thank you 🙏

CubePlays1
2
1 week ago

Template?

steamport
2
1 week ago

be human who uses VPN and privacy focused settings on Firefox

do CAPTCHA

redo 3 times

:(

Marvin0Jenkins
1
1 week ago

Notification squad checking in.

i mean me too thanks

thathatisaspy21
1
1 week ago
Chiffmonkey
1
1 week ago

Fellow express owl.

Pengdacorn
1
1 week ago

haha yes, I, a human, find this highly entertaining

Maegaa
1
1 week ago

"Let me the fuck in stop fucking playing"

TommyBologna_tv
1
1 week ago

Robots

brute force

My bank account

last .25c

Yoink....

h3l3n
1
1 week ago

Now I've got that song in my head again (german redditors will know)

Hentai_heavean666
1
1 week ago

How do they do in Japan ? (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

_the_golden_rule_
1
1 week ago

Google captcha stopped being anti-bot abuse a long time ago.

vengeur50
1
1 week ago

Looks like detroit become human manor scene

bluehourmorning
1
1 week ago

can someone please post the original meme.

snowqt
1
1 week ago

Supreme drop day folks

Me2goTi
1
1 week ago

me when I try to post on /r9k/

sendmeuhhbakingsoda
1
1 week ago

man, I have filled too many of these autonomously. I think I am the real robot.

CarJew
1
1 week ago

I really really like this template

Saucy_Ben
1
1 week ago

OP, are u a robot?

7FishInABucket
1
1 week ago

Template?

TheKinshuk
1
1 week ago

by posting ths on me_irl, do you mean to say that you are a robot?

HabiTheHushed
1
1 week ago

When you accidentally pass that: It is a common fact that robots like Rick Astley

Gunter867
1
1 week ago

Hey can we please get a template for this meme?

Mr_s3cube
1
1 week ago

That's deke from r/2brokegirls

xFreedi
1
1 week ago

Let me out. Let me out. This is not a dance. I'm begging for help. I'm screaming for help. Please come let me out.

Had to think of this.

DrewBigDoopa
1
1 week ago

Anyone have the format

VicVinegarNSF
1
1 week ago

Can confirm: Can't get in

Source: Am robot

coffawn
1
1 week ago

Who is he?

sdjdjti234
1
1 week ago

Bip bop

HaughtStuff99
1
1 week ago

Template?

mcnastytk
1
1 week ago

You know one can long press to skip these?

Communism_-
1
1 week ago

Can someone send/direct me to a pic of this format with only him screaming 'LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIN"?

I have a couple ideas for it.

ducktronboss
1
1 week ago

They still manage on roblox

Lacherlich
1
1 week ago

I just saw this on instagram

Justinsgamez
1
1 week ago

I love this format

stickyourshtick
-2
1 week ago
PM_ME_YOUR_1080
-3
1 week ago

I don't get it. Also who likes burgers.

Gunter867
1
1 week ago
producedbynaive
-13
1 week ago