Can definitely confirm that you are correct.
You cum to these often?
Just jackin around with the boys.
They just mad that they took er jawbs
Derk er jerbs
Jerk er derks
Ah. Rabble rabble rabble rabble.
Spreading the jizm
I think I can commute with them. I took a semester of Mongolian in college.
Hem turk ar gerbs
Little 5 on 1 action
5 guys 1 cup?
Crackin open a cold one with the bois
Probably "The D Club", right before they helicopter their dicks around.
Goddamnit he deleted it, what did it say?
The opening of a circlejerk, I think
The opening of a circlejerk, I think
How do you do this little sidebar quote?
But I see no biscuit?
What did they say?!!!
What did he say??
What did they say?
I think they're saying their prayers before no nut November
Or the closing of one...
I think he ment in the video
Let's hope it doesn't end in a soggy waffle..
Yeah right, “I think”
I was thinking maybe a celebratory dance in honor of No Nut November. Put the magazines and lotion down boys.
Opening ceremonies for No Nut November. Participants join in a symbolic circle jerk to come together as one in strength and endurance to cast aside temptations of the flesh for the month. The priest blesses them with heavenly lube as they begin their journey as it is one final reminder of the pleasures that await them in the promise month of December.
The closing ceremony is a much messier and shameful affair for the surviving members.
Ooohhh, thanks for sharing this religious insight. I thought I was witnessing a sacred Blessing of the Corner Spot ceremony.
That's traditionally held on July 11th.
Not January 20 as the good Saint Ice Cube declared? TIL so much!
Oh, was that a reference to something? I was making a joke about 7-11
Oops missed it. Good one!
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Can someone explain to me why the fuck you'd want to go an entire month without busting a nut?
A few reasons:
You have a sex/ masturbation addiction and want to get over it
Some people get depressed after busting a nut which can obviously have a negative impact
To be more productive. Less time masturbating = more time doing other stuff
To test your will, because why not
For the meme, because why not
Don't your balls hurt after a few days or is something wrong with me
Take my damn updoot you creative bastard!
come together as one
come together as one
Would this not disqualify them?
Okay, this has really gone too far.
A “no-nut November” ritual held by a “sticky sheet high priest”. His followers leave their porn mags on the ground and promise not to jerk it all of November.
Here, take my poor mans gold and +1 angry upvote 🏅
Porn mags? What is this 1973?
They are ceremonial items, not meant for actual use in daily life. Kinda like the Bibles that Congressmen swear in on.
That’s gotta be one of the best analogies ever my man.
Haha! They still sell them in a lot of convenience stores!
When the great internet crash happens, these men will be Kings.
Freedom of religion has gone too far
lotion, porno mag and tp. Its a circlejerk
oh i thought that was rumchata
No nut November
Midsommar deleted scene
You’re seeing friendship manifest
Praying to their lord to make it though NNN
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The nnn survival ritual.
A NNN Ritual to make the porn mags vanish and then re-manifest back into existence once NNN is over
I think these are the opening ceremonies to no nut November
Attention seeking Internet people
You're waitressing the NNN cult
Speckled balls. Three of them it looks like.
one, if not all, of them got married
Follow up question, Why is it in this sub?
A little fun blessed dancing
Group of guys lost their fantasy league challenge, or some sort of dude bet.
The church of no-nutters of latter-november saints.
Where can I sign up
Praying to the lords of NNN, I'd imagine. Making a sacrifice to ensure no accidental happy explosions.
A group of people who will have a slightly higher risk of developing a few health and mental issues, and also a slightly higher risk to harm their personal relationships.
This is what men do
They’re about to play soggy cracker
A bunch of wankers
For anyone that is confused, this may or may not be No But November related
Heh, No Butt November!
So just like every other month for me then.
Ooo self burn those are rare
Easier than NNN.
Not really, the NBN is where the Australian politicians regularly fucks the Australian populace on a massive broadband infrastructure rollout for political gain and favours with post-politics careers. Harder for everyone but the politicians.
That's what she said.
Damn it, Bobby!
I have my own month?!?
“Gonna jerk off right now
Yeah that joke was already told. Top comment, no less.
Why do people do this?
No cuming for an entire month? you could make religion out of this.
It doesn't even take that much commitment! One month of the year you have to find a hobby that isn't knobby
"I want to introduce you to my religion"
"whats your religion"
"you can't masturbate during november"
"tha.... thats it"
"what happens if I do, what happens if I masturbate in november"
"we get to laught at you for doing it. but other than that, nothing"
Any holidays that can get me out of work?
On the last day we all collectively spend time online looking at pictures of Danny Devito, things can get messy so it's best to not to go to work at all.
I can't even watch Sunny during November cause I'll just unload on my pants automatically.
December 1st is sacred
shit i have been jerking off every morning for as long as i can remember, you know hard it is to break that habit....
<Roman catholic pedophilia has entered the chat >
Just have a baby and the others will think you’re a monk becoming the messiah.
Been there done that. Not looking for another
yeah but that one has a ton of shitty rules. im gonna make a new one with blackjack and hookers. no hookers during november tho
No jack too during November I'm guessing
Well technically you can cum after the sun has set down. You just need to do Ghusl.
how bout I do, ANYWAY?
china is whole again. then it broke again.
how is china?
thanks for invading our homeland said the jews who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland
What If I do anyway?
Bunch of fools
This is fucking hilarious
The guy who makes these is really a hidden gem in the swath of bad comedy on Instagram, he’s 100% worth the follow. He makes clips exactly like this where something bizarre is happening in public, and films it as though a bystander started filming when they saw it happening, then photoshops the video into a frame of a fake (but completely real-looking) tweet that the bystander (some fake twitter handle and picture) would’ve posted if it was real.
It’s surprisingly well made and surprisingly funny, and surprisingly doesn’t really get old.
Here’s his account and original post - https://www.instagram.com/p/B4lgesrAsHh/?igshid=16jnsdi6mvq7s
He's consistently funny and the "bystander" thing adds another layer to the joke.
I started following him on Instagram a month ago, but none of the posts after I started were as funny as the recent ones that made me follow in the first place. So I stopped following.
Yeah I thought he was hilarious at first but when you realize everything is staged it gets kinda meh. I’d prefer a video of someone doing something random and getting people’s reactions (Eric Andre for example) rather than videos where it pretends to be a random person filming but it’s all staged.
I can definitely see that, I don’t think I’ve thought they’ve been quite as funny as the first couple I saw. I think a big part of the initial humor is realizing you’ve been bamboozled by a real-looking tweet. For me the clips themselves are funny enough for me to keep following and make that comment but I would guess plenty of people are in your boat
Also though I just appreciate seeing legitimate creative content on any social media platform. He definitely stands out among people doing comedy stuff in this world. Kyle Dunnigan is another one like that
Considering how long US trends take to get to the UK and then become trendy, you got about 10 years. The trend usually arrives in the UK after its died and then reborn and about to die again in the US. So a decade give or take a year
My best friend just came back from getting her degree in England and she was telling me about how all the clubs have music from when she was in early high school .Like what year is this??
That's not because of trends, that's to play to nostalgia.
To be fair, that literally is a trend of playing outdated music. Just because its intentional doesnt change that.
The UK has always been highly nostalgic, we are a very cheesy country. I'm not sure how we compare to other countries in that regard though.
Naw I brought that up and she said it’s like Ellie Goulding and SIA. They’ve been big for years before we got them. It’s the reverse for them and oddly they’re ok with old songs as it’s new for them.
Seriously though, what the heck is going on here?! It looks like great fun, but...what are they doing?
I’m pretty sure it’s NNN related, because it looks like they were putting porn magazines, toilet paper (could also be tissues) and lube in the circle, I have no idea why they started spinning around it though
They no longer no what to do with their hands or their urges.
The first guy ‘anointed’ is in another video where he tries to kiss a woman on a rooftop only to be rejected. That one looked fake too!
Good eye. I totally bought that video being real. That guy is a good actor.
He does bizarre things in public and then posts the videos like they were caught by chance. Once I noticed it was the same guy I started seeing him in videos like once a week across different platforms. They’re amusing though.
I recently came to this realisation too.
Yeah his content got really old after the whole “training in the gym” videos he had. Not to mention he makes his own third-person twitter captions which kind of ruins it for me.
Came to say this
Are you saying this is fake?
Where can I sign up?
Just get depression and then you too can participate in No Nut November, heck you won't even be able to get an erection to tempt you! Could probably do it in December as well!
I disagree. I'm hella depressed and absolutely failed no nut November.
Looks like some sort of cum ritual
How is this a maybemaybemaybe?
seriously. Maybe what? Maybe they beat off together?
Yes he is doing more silly things like this, FYI his Instagram https://instagram.com/apiecebyguy?igshid=1m40wgd99n6qn
Love the guy and his format! Always puts a smile on my face :)
he is amazing! i'm a bit surprised tho that not that many people know him by now. like yeah people get that it's set up most of the time but sometimes people will see something he's doing and think it's for real lol
lmao ikr. Thats the best part
Subs don't really matter anymore. You can just post shit anywhere.
It’s like a bunch of employees decided to form a religion so they can declare First Monday in February as a religious holiday. Happens to also be day after super bowl.
The revealing of porno by Satan to man (colorized)
"Take this lotion, that I may not use it to nut. Take these magazines that I may not be enticed to nut. Take this TP that I may not use it to nut. Help me, oh NutMaster, that I may be strong for No Nut November. Amen-eh"
At least on of those has to be DJ khaled
The bravery of being barefoot on the sidewalk in NYC...
Is that the guy that got brutally rejected by the girl on the rooftop? This is what it's come to for him?
That's the same guy from the video where he tries to kiss a girl from 4 feet away!
I can't be the only one that instantly recognises that guy as the guy that makes a bunch of fake scripted videos where someone pretends they're filming something really weird from across the room
100% he’s becoming a thing...
No nut November ?
Please, take my upvote and save
We are watching the birth of a new civilization. A new dawn for us all!
Is this what friends are?
The little guy in the gray sweats is fun to watch.
His little shimmy
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Imagine having 4 friends
Is this the sacred no nut November opening ritual?
Bare feet on that sidewalk? No thanks
When I say "boys will be boys" this is the behavior I am referring to
Me and the boys sacrificing our porn and tissues as we pray away the nut for this month
Bruh if this is new York
And they have their shoes off
They all now have STDs
What in the goddamn
Lol is that guy in Brown hose not Tuco´s Cousin from The Breaking Bad? xD
The Incel Ascension has begun
Is this guy addicted to making retarded videos?
Is this any different from any other religion?
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Day 8 of NNN
We could make a religion out of this
Put some shoes on. Bare feet on a nasty sidewalk.
This was an episode of It's always sunny in Philadelphia
Ahhh yes, the cerimonial start to no nut november.
New York, man.
I have questions. But I don't want the answers.
I have several questions...
what the fuck
How. Do. I. Join. ?.
Is it just me, or could you not get past the fact that they were all barefoot on that nasty ass city street?
Ok guys quit jerking around.
Is this what the word circlejerk
No Nut November took a strange, dark turn that day.
I summon thee Almondo, god of almond beverage. Praise be your name.
Why is this the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Is that lotion... Jergens...
Too much time on their hands and too much drug use....
The thing I am most bother by is all of them on the sidewalk barefoot.
This is most likely Detroit
Is this something regarding no nut November?
Get out of there right fucking now
What the actual fuck.
Love jergens lotion, but not that much.
Omg stop posting videos of this guy 🙃
They are ready for December 1st
Well I’m not confused at all.
wtf these kooks doing?
I hope they didn't finish the ritual at the street
The ritual when the end of NNN is near.
What. The hell. Did I. Just. Watch?
Religion in a nutshell
Religion is wierd
This is the weirdest circle jerk I've seen
Bunch of circle jerks if you ask me
Can i get fries with a side of context
Barefoot in NYC. That's commitment.
The ridiculousness of religion as seen by atheists.
CrossFit is weird
Reminds me of middsommar
What fucking religion is this? I wanna join
It’s been 17hrs since this has been posted. After seeing this several times I gotta say, I think I like it more everytime. The ring around the rosy at the end is too perfect.
Isn’t the first guy on his knees same as the one in the video who got refused a kiss on top of a roof?
Guy has loads of faked videos on the interwebz.
Is this cult accepting people like me?
Oh, this religion is going to be more popular than scientology 😂
damn nofap is a cult
Whaaaaaaaaa? I is confused
Is that dirty mags, tp and jergins?
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.
When you complete no but November
Why is DJ Khaled there?
*demonic chant intensifies*
The first guy kneeling is that dude who got his kiss rejected by that girl on the rooftop!! I’m starting a conspiracy that that whole thing was staged
The first guy kneeling is the same dude from that video where he went in to kiss a girl and got rejected hard. It’s in r/watchpeopledieinside.
How to celebrate nö nut November?
Soggy biscuit bois
That’s the guy from the failed kiss video. Where he’s chatting a girl up the goes in and she rejects him. He must be an actor and these are all staged.
funny but why is it posted in this subreddit, not even a gif too
I think it’s a no fapping party.
First guy kneeling looks exactly like the guy on the front page yesterday who got denied when trying to kiss a girl on a rooftop. Cant find link.
God, Midsommar 2 looks incredible!!
500 years after the fall of civilization, in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, a religion develop around a cache of discovered Playboys...
N N N
One of those guys is from the video where he randomly and aggressively moves in for a kiss on the girl and gets rejected. I’m guessing this is from his YouTube channel
Who says I’m straight
So the ritual has begun
I’m confused. A month of frustration is supposed to make you a better person somehow?
Man the Islam is an interesting religion
They are obtaining the nnn pass from god
The christians has their Lent, the muslim has their Ramadhan, and whatever this is has their NNN.
NNN is just some yet to be reveal religious propaganda.
No nut November be like
This is absolutely spectacular. The thumbnail made me think I was about something Islam-related...little did I know what I was in for.
Great job to everyone involved. Thank you for starting my weekend out right!
here is part 2
Button said “Join” so I did
where are their shoes
Me and the boys during No Nut November
This is well coordinated and not the first time they’ve done this
I've got it there praying next year they have Internet porn and not old crusty porn magazines
This is what happens when the boss is two hours late and has the keys for all the tools.
The booty shake got me. Especially the little guy. Stifling explosive laughter at work right now.
that guy should be banned from the internet
Female signals are so simple and straightforward omg !
Female signals :
Bare feet on a city sidewalk, blaaaarggg.
No nut November got guys doing some weird shit.
Praising the fap gods.
Dj Khaled really out here these days.
This is reverse isis. They also put heads on people and pick gay people up from low places.
why is this MaybeMaybeMaybe?
That looks fun
Praising the new issue of playboy. I think.....
What are they trying to summon I wonder
Ironically, this is the same ritual used to begin Jack Off January, which is the opposite of NNN. During JOJ you must jack off at least once per day to follow the path to enlightenment.
The ritual before No Nut November
This isnt related to maybe maybe maybe?
This reminds me of Midsommar, if it took place in the streets of America.
Is it just me or is that fist guy on his knees in a lot of other Reddit videos. Swear I just saw him in another r/WatchPeopleDieInside were he got rejected for a kiss.... IDK I maybe wrong but shit looks just like him.
Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/dt4tdo/he_may_have_a_cool_anecdote_but_shes_not_falling/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
that is totally him!!
You could make a religion out of this
How to properly celebrate the end of no nut november
What is this sorcery?
A traditional circle jerk
I feel like I’m watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Just a couple of bros hanging out nothing to see here
Can I join your cult.
No nut november gods is pleased with the sacrifices AND THEY HAVE FORGIVEN TO THOSE WHO FAILED INSTANTLY
The infamous cult of the monkey speakers
I really love people in general.
I don’t understand what I’m looking at...
Lmao no nut November
Tracy.... maybe we're featuring too much beauty?
No nut November day 8, we started praising the nut
Why does this belong in this subreddit?
Nnn in a nutshell
hey, that's the dude from the other video posted way too much to reddit that tries to kiss that girl on the roof and gets rejected!
Ritual of the nut
The last day of NNN be like
DJ Khaled is into some weird shit these days
When can i join?
Isn’t that first dude the one that got water sprayed all over his face at the barber shop?
Wow!! What is the world happened.
DJ Khaled up to some weird shit
the handler decides she has to have holes
This is weirdest circle jerk...
Human beings are very... Uh, interesting creatures
What is this cult and how can i join?
Now that's my kind of religion
Midsommar 2 is looking great
What in the actual fuckkeroni
There's gotta be a longer video
It's Midsoumer, except in the hood.
Then maybe you're the same as in English.
The screaming represents the pain of no nutting for a month
Whatever this is, I'm interested.
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No nut November really has gotten intense
He puts the lotion on his skin, or else they'll dance around again
Summoning No Nut November demons with your homies seems fun
Well we've all been there...
I thought I was in r/wtf
Proud boys are this, but unironically
I will never understand how people keep finding this dude funny
Me: One joint is nothing.
Me 10 mins later:
ITS THE CIRCLE OF FAAAAAAP, AND IT NUTS US AAAAALLL
It's good to see DJ Khaled out there on the streets helping people through the grace of God
Or maybe you just made a JOJO reference
Ahhh the Archbishop of NoFappery.... Second in the religion of Bro-dom only to the Archbishop of Banterbury...
Funny as hell!!!
If I had to join some type of religion, this would be top choice
Is this about no nut November
I find your belief system fascinating
How are all of them keeping a straight face? I would be crying from laughing.
28 seconds of my life, that I will never get back
This is incredible
Making a sacrifice to the NNN gods.
I almost thought this was a cult thing
What did I just watch?
Ah yes, the ritual performed every 1st of November to gain a protective barrier for men against lust.
I dont know what's going on but I fully support this
Men, has it gotten so bad? Have we fallen so low that we have to come up with a bullshit abstinence holiday and a ritual?! Has Satan left our soul so much that we cannot summon the dark
powers from the seven circles of hell to protect us from pornhub. I mean damn
Can women enter?
Me N the bois
Not anymore thi
i am scared and intrigued all at the same time
Me and boys getting ready to fap. No homo
Your MOm jokes, probably. But maybe not
This shit only happens in nyc
Could be Cali
They try to be strong together during the nnn time. Hope They gona make it
Is that DJ Khaled?
What did I just watch, and does anyone have any brain bleach? I want to erase it from my memory
I was waiting for a puff of smoke and a naked blonde girl to just appear in the center...
Tell me that the first kneeling guy isn’t also the guy from the video that blew up all over reddit last week. The one that has the guy going for the surprise kiss and getting absolutely shut down and then sadly contemplating his failed life.
I want to know more about this religion
confusing... is it black magic or white???? wtf
lmao ash wednesday took on a whole new meaning
Before the internet and you got the Sports illustrated swimsuit edition.
Boys be like:
Better than smoking on your break I huess
Can i join??
Please tell me a cop locked them up after delivering some "stop-resisting" therapy.
Whatcha summoning there?
Never knew some people take NNN so seriously.
Is that Bathtolicism or Bathism?
Is this the Cult of NNN?
This twat makes the dumbest fucking videos they are all the same...some corny ass scripted act being recorded from around a corner
Girls: he’s probably cheating
How are they so synchronized?
In England they call that soggy biscuits
I'm disturbed because it looks like my brothers body shop.
Why does that first guy that's kneeling look so incredibly familiar? Anyone else?
Edit: Ah he's from that failed kiss video.
idk why, but i am interested in their religion
What kind of cult is this and how can i join
The short lad is cute
His name is Robert Paulson
They should have all been wearing dead ass Tim’s
I like the gif, but this has nothing to do with the sub
Whhhhaaaaat.... Am I watching?
Reminds me of Midsommar
Everyone needs a squad like this
Whatever this is I want in
Were these the guys who pretended to start a street fight then they pull out light sabers? That background looks familiar.
This is the coolest church I've ever seen
These are the kind of bro’s I need
The one guy is not legit. He is not barefoot. Cheater!
Bro....W H A T.
Ok so is this like a circle jerk?
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Is this in Dallas? It looks like o workout place I know.
What religion is this? I'm interested
Can i join your cult
They’re praying for the second cumming of Jesus Christ himself
Must’ve eaten their Frosted Flakes this morning
Are these the star wars light Sabre thugs?
What new religion is this
How to stop the nut
The usual religious type routine
They praying for more cock
Day 8 of No Nut November: Me and the boys performed our first ritual to keep the thots away
That would legit scare me