For when you gotta sneak alcohol
24516 upvotes
998 comments
Koshka69
6 days ago
For when you gotta sneak alcohol
noooggler
1540
6 days ago

He literally injected one shot of alcohol

OrbQueenCometh
941
6 days ago

Instant, portable, incognito coolers. I'm realizing now that I've never had a Capri Sun cocktail and suddenly I know what I've been missing all my life.

ItalicsWhore
529
6 days ago

Rampant alcoholism?

FaceWithAName
179
6 days ago

It ain’t alcoholism if you ain’t trying

RamboGoesMeow
101
6 days ago

I’m pretty sure it is alcoholism if you ain’t trying.

alehasfriends
38
6 days ago

It's hard work keeping the withdrawals at bay.

Nommerz
22
6 days ago
RamboGoesMeow
2
6 days ago

I managed to stay drunk for 6 days straight and didn’t realize it. Ehhhhh...

alehasfriends
18
6 days ago

I was drunk for 7 months and it was pure hell at the end. I couldn't go more than 6 hours without a drink, and I'd throw up the first few pulls.

Sometimes I was shaking so bad that I couldn't even bring the bottle up.

You're thinking about heavy drinking. Heavy drinking is different from alcoholism.

RamboGoesMeow
5
6 days ago

Oh no, I’m not. But I know what you mean. Sounds to me that both of us are on the right path. Let’s do thiiiiis!

Sarcasm_Will_B_Great
1
6 days ago

Hmmm. Which is worse.

Thedirtyjersey
1
6 days ago

Honestly it takes real effort to get to serious withdrawal. The amount of non stop drinking is unthinkable to me. I've had months of drinking 4 days a week in college etc and I've had weekend benders before in my 20s and a few holidays in my early 30s but I always have stopped after 2 or 3 days, just absolutely uninterested after 2nd or 3rd day and even then 3rd day is a bloody marry and chilling.

You have to have a weird sort of willpower to drink every day enough to get to the point of real withdrawl.

You can die from alcohol withdrawl and not from heroin withdrawal (not directly, heroin addicts OD when they go sober then crack and use a large dose their body isn't used to anymore)

Binge drinking is surely bad as well, and it can cause serious permanent changes in mood regulation in ways that steady higher drinking levels don't (kindling effects of constant binge and mini withdrawl every weekend for years)

TheHoekey
1
6 days ago

You have any info on the mood alterations? I feel like that's where I'm at. Heavy drinking for weeks followed by 4 sober days. Shitting day/night sweats, with constant mental fatigue/regret and liquor shits.

folxify
6
6 days ago

I hate to be that guy but ...you're *

LateForMyNap
1
6 days ago

I mean at this point I’m afraid if I stop all at once, the cumulative hang over will kill me

pepmosley
26
6 days ago

I feel sorry for alcoholics and look down on them. (As I light my second joint of the day after stuffing my face with mc griddles and chugging lots of coffee right before I binge watch Netflix ie Netflix.)

painterly123
10
6 days ago

I really wish you were my best friend and just happened to live next door to me and were also super excited to have some company

pepmosley
7
6 days ago

Hey thanks, you made my day. Good thoughts your way too.

hat-TF2
15
6 days ago

I can quit drinking any time I want.

Maybe next week.

oberynMelonLord
12
6 days ago

It ain't a problem, if you're awesome at it!

infernal_cacaphony
10
6 days ago

Looks like those kids that snuck contraband into school never grew up.

mbpc219
26
6 days ago

Go to puerto rico (or florida) and buy yourself some gasolinas

pookiekisses
7
6 days ago

I haven’t found Gasolina in Miami but they ffffffuck you up!

corkyskog
1
6 days ago

They have them in liquor stores in CT. Are they good?

bowmaster17
2
6 days ago

As a puertorrican, they will fuck you up if not careful. It's basically fruity rum.

corkyskog
2
6 days ago

That's all the praise I need... I am grabbing some, they are cheap too!

Dildonex
3
6 days ago

Cheap booze usually equals an insane hangover

bowmaster17
1
6 days ago

$1 per pouch over here

pookiekisses
2
6 days ago

My Cousin just came from PR and she says they’re good and one or two gets you lit. I just haven’t seen any in Miami it’s like Medalla beer you can only find it in a few spots here. You’d think with all the Partying that happens here in the MIA it would be easy to find.

smugpugmug
1
6 days ago

Party in a pouch!!!

Gloob_Patrol
12
6 days ago

After you try that, also try vanilla vodka or caramel vodka in your tea (sorry if you aren't British). I don't like coffee but it might work in there too.

Giggyjig
10
6 days ago

The espresso martini is a classic. 2 shots espresso, one shot vodka and one shot coffee liqueur. Four loko before four loko existed

Docmcdonald
7
6 days ago

My stomach turned at the thought of coffee with vodka. I would definetly go for whisky.

g0_west
11
6 days ago

It's served cold, and is delicious.

whoaholdupnow
5
6 days ago

It’s so early and now I want to drink.

InfiniteBlink
1
6 days ago

Truth

DondeT
1
6 days ago

Mmm, caipirinha sun...

4SysAdmin
1
6 days ago

They're good. I got the bright idea to do that one time and it tastes exactly like you think it would.

MickLittle
31
6 days ago

Oh you're good

jamesd92
28
6 days ago

That looks like a 50ml syringe, closer to 3 shots. They're ready to get wrecked on Capri Sun.
Edit: Oops an ounce is 30ml not 15.

utsa7
46
6 days ago

1 shot is like 44ml

elzilcho111
29
6 days ago

1 shot of 40% ethanol is exactly 30ml

phillyd32
41
6 days ago

In the US a shot of liquor is usually 1.5oz/~44ml. Some things use 1oz/30ml shots but it isn't as common.

elzilcho111
4
6 days ago

I'm just going off what is outlined legally in my country by the office of liquor, gaming and racing

phillyd32
13
6 days ago

Not trying to contradict you. Things are different everywhere and I wanted to add some relevant information!

TheEyeDontLie
12
6 days ago
corkyskog
1
6 days ago

Holy shit, I could just move to Japan and I would no longer be an alcoholic.

emlgsh
3
6 days ago

Finally a research institution I can feel at home in.

Wormhole-Eyes
1
6 days ago

Please do not grope the institutions

fredandersonsmith
2
6 days ago

This office sounds totally made up but then again all offices are made up so this works for me.

TwistedM8
1
6 days ago

Every shot I've ever done is at last 1.5

IMNOWARRIOR
1
6 days ago

You must be fun at parties.

PartypantsPete
1
6 days ago

I can’t tell if you’re kidding or if your country actual has that...

brazye
2
6 days ago

Jigger please.

JustARandomBloke
2
6 days ago

A jigger is just the tool used to measure your pour. They are usually double ended, with one side being .5/1/1.5 oz and the other side being 2 or 3 ounces. A "shot" is whatever your management decides is the proper amount for a shot. I work at a corporate owned bar and a drink is 1 oz of spirits, a double is two. At a small bar downtown though I would usually expect 1.5 ounces for a shot and in a dive bar you might get even more if the bartender has a heavy hand.

FinFihlman
1
6 days ago

1 shot of 40% ethanol is exactly 30ml

Wot? 4cl is the small standard and 6cl is normal standard in Finland. Serving 3cl is like shouting "Im a cheap motherfucker".

Nocturnalized
5
6 days ago

Depends on your location.

Many jurisdictions in Europe a shot is 20ml

CHOGNOGGET
12
6 days ago

UK Standard shot is 25ml

nyteg_nights
15
6 days ago

Ireland is 35ml.

CHOGNOGGET
16
6 days ago

Doesn't surprise me ;)

nyteg_nights
3
6 days ago

Tends to catch people out by the end of the night when they come from somewhere with smaller measures.

bokaboi
13
6 days ago

In Australia, a shot is 700ml

Gamerhead
3
6 days ago

In US, one shot is 10mm and is actually many

ausremi
2
6 days ago

Oi mate, that's not a shot. This is a shot!

Thedirtyjersey
1
6 days ago

Oil can

GamSam13
7
6 days ago

UK can be 25 or 35, but not both in the same premises

TheSunSmellsTooLoud_
5
6 days ago

Such a sad amount :(

JayString
3
6 days ago

No wonder politics are a mess over there right now.

rollaDolla
2
6 days ago

What, so if I ask for a shot in the UK I only get 25 ml? And you guys are the alcoholics?

In Hungary unless you specify you want a small shot (20 ml) you get the normal 40 ml, and that's down from 50 ml which was the norm maybe 10 years ago.

bangorito
5
6 days ago

In Sweden a standard shot is 40 or 60ml

Nocturnalized
4
6 days ago

So now we have 60, 44, 40, 35, 25 and 20 ml.

I think the advice of /u/copenhagendenmark about using SI may be good.

IxNaY1980
3
6 days ago

Hungary = 50ml.

Bluefifty-two
3
6 days ago

Where is that? AFAIK he smallest standard drink is in UK where it's 25ml.

CopenhagenDenmark
10
6 days ago

A standard drink around here is 20ml, and last I checked we were still in Europe.

Key takeaway is that you should rely on SI units and not arbitrary units that can have differences in different areas. E.g. a pint of beer is bigger in the UK than in the US and and a three mile run is quite a big longer in Sweden than in the US.

When it comes to currencies you should use the international standard for the currency. A dollar is worth more in Canada than in Singapore. Had one used CAD/SGD no confusion would arise.

And shots have different sizes in different areas.

Nocturnalized
2
6 days ago

Well, you are wrong :)

FinFihlman
1
6 days ago

Depends on your location.

Many jurisdictions in Europe a shot is 20ml

Not in the nordics it aint, always at least 4cl, bigger is 6cl.

Nocturnalized
1
6 days ago
FinFihlman
1
6 days ago

I mean there's always the exception to the rule and Denmark, is, well, Denmark.

Also Googling and the normal size is 4cl for Denmark so dunno where that guy is going to.

Nocturnalized
1
6 days ago
St_Maximus_Gato
2
6 days ago

1 shot = ~1 oz. = 30 mL. There are roughly 25.2 1 oz./30 mL shots in a fifth of alchohol. 25 x 30 mL= 750 mL or 1 fifth.

Giggyjig
1
6 days ago

Varies from place to place. In the UK a shot of hard alcohol is a single 25ml measure, but for softer liqueurs its often a 50ml double

always_natural_20
1
6 days ago

20ml syringe. 50ml are like a foot long with the plunger out.

Copperman72
5
6 days ago

Nope

Bluefifty-two
1
6 days ago

50ml is just barely over a shot

styzr
21
6 days ago

It’s when they start injecting the marijuanas that you really need to worry.

wontoan87
6
6 days ago

The devil's lettuce

joeyg1978
2
6 days ago

If you to have to go to the extent of hiding it like this, then 1 shot is all you need.

rc1717
1
6 days ago

Yes

Redblackshoe
1
6 days ago

😂

Al-a-Gorey
1471
6 days ago

Soccer practice bout to be liiiiit!

Cpt_Tripps
349
6 days ago

My buddies little sister played soccer freshman year in highschool. She also had a pretty significant drinking problem and would routinely show up for Saturday morning games drunk as fuck from Friday night.

She made varsity. Apparently Drunk Emily is aggressive as fuck and isn't afraid to check some bitches.

BannedForHarassment
109
6 days ago

that is unhealthy as FUCK, where i live it routinely makes news that some kid died on their hockey practise coz' they were hungover/drunk

NetSage
55
6 days ago

What is wrong with these coaches? If I had players especially underage (assuming this is US) coming to practice and games drunk or hungover they would be benched until they got their shit together.

burnerboo
85
6 days ago

I could see how it might be hard to tell with a group of teenagers. They are often moody, silent, aggressive, passive, overly indecisive or decisive, and doing crazy off the wall things with their friends that makes zero sense to adults. I would think to myself, "drunk or acting silly? Well she just arced that shot from midfield over the goalie, she must just be acting silly. No way she could do that drunk. Carry on."

brokenfuton
65
6 days ago

Yeah, for the longest time I thought my brother was a moody, hormonal dumbass growing up because one day he’d hate my guts and the next he would be asking to hang out together. Turns out he would drink on the days my dad wouldn’t be home to catch him, until he got an intervention.

Sucks that him being nice was drunk him so I don’t get to see it anymore. Then again, I’d rather him be alive to hate me than dead and silent.

burnerboo
17
6 days ago

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Alcohol can be one of the worst of drugs when abused. I'm glad your brother is recovering now, hopefully one day he regains that happiness without the alcohol.

Mister_Mismanager
2
6 days ago

Adults are the same way. I've probably denied more alcohol sales on the basis of people acting like fools more so than people being drunk. Everyone acts differently when they're drunk too.

burnerboo
3
6 days ago

True. I'd just make the case that teens in general are more of a wildcard than most adults. But that's not to say that adults can't be total weirdos on occasion too.

rjp0008
2
6 days ago

Routinely... dies...? Fire someone in charge of this shit wtf

BudgetBrick
42
6 days ago

I am pretty confident they are doing this for a cruise. This is what we used to do in Florida before going on one of those $200 weekend cruises to the Bahamas.

hot_like_wasabi
30
6 days ago

Is booze how they make their money off you? I just moved to South Florida and keep seeing those advertised. I had a feeling it was basically a Motel 6 on a boat situation.

EpicSchwinn
23
6 days ago

Kinda yeah. It's like 50-60 bucks a day a person. Thing is, drinks are like 10-15 bucks on the boat, so if you have 5-6 drinks you're coming out ahead. Naturally I spent the whole cruise in a state of intoxication

budd222
6
6 days ago

That's basically it. You just eat and drink constantly throughout the day. You can easily gain a ton of weight, but it somehow seems worth it at the time.

N8_Doge
2
6 days ago

Yeah but then you’re stuck on a boat at sea for half of your vacation and stuck with staying in the cruise cities that are mostly tourist traps that they send you to. I would much rather get a 250$ flight to San Juan and snag a 60$ a night Airbnb.

NetSage
2
6 days ago

If you don't prepurchase the drink package I imagine so.

ghunt81
8
6 days ago

Last couple cruises we've been on, we just filled a couple Rum Runners with the booze we wanted to bring on, then I wore cargo shorts and put them in the side pockets. Walked right on the ship. Not exactly hard to sneak liquor onto a cruise ship.

Don_Rummy586
7
6 days ago

Years ago we filled our mouthwash bottles with Vodka and a ever so small drop of food coloring for visual effect for our cruise.

hottubbrad
2
6 days ago

On a 12 day cruise that I went on in the past I took a 60 oz rye, rum and vodka, 2 premixed sangria boxes, and a premixed margarita bottle in my suitcase. (All plastic) I would take 2 smaller, bubba style insulated glasses to the deck area, one full of mix and one full of booze. Nobody blinked an eye. I kept filling my 6 friends' glasses as well with spirits occasionally. They were a little freaked out, but nobody blinked an eye.

ExhibitionistVoyeurP
12
6 days ago
nittun
3
6 days ago

Sound awful, body temperature any drink, yuck.

pogue23
2
6 days ago

Be careful of the orange slices

ShrektVonDinky
2
6 days ago

What about the camels?

25sittinon25cents
2
6 days ago

Here's an easier life hack- look up camera flasks and axe deo flasks on Amazon or wherever. They're basically containers that look like other normal everyday objects.

icantfeelmyskull
604
6 days ago

The only time that burning spoons is a good idea

UltimateInferno
179
6 days ago

I mean. Both instances do pertain to intoxicating drugs.

takethetunnel
99
6 days ago

What I don't understand is the need for the extra step. Just take the enormous needle and say you've got diabetes if questioned.

The inject it into your eye at the game.

GJXN1990
22
6 days ago

You'll see that there's about 20 Capri suns on the table also waiting for this treatment.

20 needles might be a stretch

soeasyakamancandoit
16
6 days ago

Then say you’ve got Super Diabetes

i_give_you_gum
2
6 days ago

Then say you’ve got Super Diabetes

Capri abetes

Dubz2k14
5
6 days ago

That’s a dull needle. Diabetes needles are much much smaller and anyone who even has a remote idea of insulin injections will call you out in a heartbeat. Plus if you’re bringing leaky Capri sun’s it’s a little sus.

takethetunnel
4
6 days ago

"Ah but you see I have Super Diabetes. It's incredibly rare and requires about 1 Smirnoff bottle's worth of medicine every (insert time period of game/match/contest)."

Works every time, provided you remember to fill in the part in parentheses and not read what is written verbatim.

Dubz2k14
2
6 days ago

Got me there

Dildonex
3
6 days ago
Moon_and_Sky
24
6 days ago

I used to heat up a spoon when I was working on quitting cigarettes to reapply nicotine patches that had come loose from sweating or showering. A friend of mine walked in on me doing it once and said something very similar to this.

Yanturas
20
6 days ago

Bug bites and stings. Works wonders.

RiddickOfRivia
13
6 days ago

Don't forget foreplay 🥄 💦

sculptingtime
8
6 days ago

Or heroin 🥄💉💤

NetSage
21
6 days ago

No I don't remember this.

d-r-i-g
15
6 days ago

No one remembers this.

Top-That
5
6 days ago

pepperidge farm remembers.

Raiden32
8
6 days ago

No

Lezlow247
3
6 days ago

I would use the wooden rulers with the metal strip on them to burn people. You can rub the metal on the sole of your shoe and the friction makes it super hot. You can either touch someone with the hot end or just hand it to them so they grab it and act innocent.

CCTider
12
6 days ago

There's a place me and a bunch of family have been camping at for a couple years. When we first got there, the guy in charge was showing us everything. He eventually told us his two rules.

"Don't kill any animals on the property. Those are mine. And don't cook anything with a spoon."

Gotta love the Florida panhandle.

DKXMbot
2
6 days ago

Ah I see someone else who has been camping at Lake Seminole

CCTider
3
6 days ago

Can't say i have. We usually go to springs. And while this spot isn't great for water, it's got the most privacy for our group of 30-40 heathens.

DKXMbot
2
6 days ago

It literally could be any body of water in the Panhandle and be fairly similar conditions.

CCTider
2
6 days ago

Yep. Though since are much than others (cough... cough... Vortex)

DKXMbot
2
6 days ago

This made me LOL because yep I remember being 16 and smoking Malboro's like a chimney while hanging out at Vortex and thinking I was hot shit.

Dirty-Dangles
533
6 days ago

Capri-Fun

Koshka69
143
6 days ago

Dirty-Dangles you get it man

weska54
101
6 days ago

Dirty fuckin dangles, boys

Crapcicle6190
45
6 days ago

You forgot about wheel, snipe, celly boiz

Chewcocca
28
6 days ago

Whose biller sister's a fuckin' rocket, boys?

aaronm109246
20
6 days ago

Why don’t you go give your balls a tug ya titfucker

nightime-narwhal
13
6 days ago

Fuck you shoresy!

OuOutstanding
9
6 days ago

Fuck you Jonesy, tell your mom to top off the bank account she set up for me so I can get some KFC.

bradlei
3
6 days ago

FUCK YOU SHORSEY

Inebano
5
6 days ago

Billet*

transtranselvania
2
6 days ago

I’m curious as to how many hockey words in letterkenny are complete gibberish to the non Canadians who enjoy the show.

smogmar
5
6 days ago

Forecheck, backcheck, paycheque, buddy

scott0347jr
6
6 days ago

Top shelf bar downski

DumbleDong1
7
6 days ago

I like it

Koshka69
26
6 days ago

Dirty-Dangles and DumbleDong in one place ?!?!!!

sidianmsjones
6
6 days ago

Done dirt cheap I hope!

gante742
7
6 days ago

There’s a bar near campus that sells these! They’re literally called Capri-funs. Except they slap a sticker of the bar name on the front of them to cover the logo.

Chippany
2
6 days ago

We've got these in Austin too!!! But I can't remember what they're called. Dangerously good tho lol

darrenja
1
6 days ago

NC state?

miniburns11
286
6 days ago

Honestly a Capri sun with 3-4% alcohol would be really nice

TheEyeDontLie
128
6 days ago

3 - 4%, what is this, amateur hour?

TheGamecock
76
6 days ago

Imagine the hangover you'd get after trying to get drunk off of 3.5% ABV Capri Suns. We gotta be going like 15-20% at least. Basically the equivalent of a glass of wine per pouch. But also maybe I'm an alcoholic, idk. I just want to have a good time without having to stab a new sugary juice pocket every 7 minutes to catch a buzz.

Kintarly
23
6 days ago

The very reason I don't drink wine or beer and just mix a strong drink, plus the added Benefit of not having to drink an ass load of fluids and have to pee all night.

mackilicious
13
6 days ago

Pretty much my favorite thing about seltzers.

Speaking of, happy White Claw Wednesday!

zGunrath
9
6 days ago

White claws are only like 5% though right? So you’d have to drink a lot of them

NetSage
7
6 days ago

Ya but people don't taste the alcohol so tend to drink them faster.

kx2w
5
6 days ago

And that's what white claw wants

No_volvere
5
6 days ago

Well yeah that's what I want too

burnerboo
6
6 days ago

If you have 3 or 4 pretty quickly you'll definitely notice. For reference, Bug Light/Miller Light are in the 4.0-4.2% range while a good IPA is 6%. 5% is legit for a canned Becky beverage.

ConversationDynamite
2
6 days ago

Maybe its a northwestern US thing, but if i go to a gas station most IPA's are 6-10% alcohol. With the majority being over 7% , space dust, big ballard, voodoo ranger, comatose, tri-cerahops, etc. all of them are over 8% and they are everywhere. I think it's because craft brewers make IPAs to hide the fact that their brew processes are not quite as perfect as say, Guinness or bud-light, even though I love and prefer craft beer, smaller brewers can have significant differences in smaller batches. Which makes IPAs easier, since more hops will hide the imperfect brewing and engineering.

mackilicious
5
6 days ago

Yeah but they don't have sugar in them (but they do have flavorings). I was going more at the hangover aspect because you probably won't get one, because it's like drinking a vodka soda - it's mostly water with a shot in it.

burnerboo
3
6 days ago

You sound like you're ready for my basic white girl drink. Vodka soda with extra lime. None of the sugar or calories that are in mixed BS drinks, all the alcohol you want with no added crappy flavor, and the taste of lime which makes you feel like you're drinking boozy 7-UP without the overly sweet tang. It's the best of all worlds! Best yet, soda water is literally just carbonated water, you're fighting off your hangover by drinking it! I order mine in a pint glass at a bar with the normal alcohol. Best drink choice ever.

Dannyboi93
2
6 days ago

That's all part of the fun though, and everytime you do it, it just gets better, the more drunk you (eventually) get, the funnier it is that your opening up another caprifun to get smashed.

transtranselvania
2
6 days ago

Or if you’re a big guy you’re just chasing your tail all night and never actually get drunk because you can’t drink them fast enough to get more than at most a buzz.

Lukaroast
1
6 days ago

Some people are just more tolerant of alcohol, I think I’m included in this list, though I really don’t drink so much.

jagakoenig
1
6 days ago

Imagine the hangover diabetes you'd get after trying to get drunk off of 3.5% ABV Capri Suns.

FTFY

TheBluePanda
1
6 days ago

Needs to be at least 20% to make it worthwhile

Freddie_the_Frog
1
6 days ago

Sober hour by the sounds of it.

comingoutofcage
19
6 days ago

Right

pole_fan
3
6 days ago

I never tried it but I would imagine that the alcohol would be too dominant against the caprisun.

Doroochen
1
6 days ago

My friends and I do that from time to time.

You can't taste the alcohol.

Notsurehowtoreact
1
6 days ago

We used to do shots of Jaeger a ways back by chasing it with Berry Juicy Juice out of a can.

As someone who hates the taste of Jaeger entirely, I will say it was the ultimate cleanser. Wouldn't taste nothing but that juice.

Mixing the two made the devil's poison.

Doroochen
2
6 days ago

Oh, I can't do Jägermeister anymore lol.

I got drunk on it one time when I was maybe 15 (*) and ended up puking like crazy.

Don't judge. I'm german. Dinking age for "soft liqour" (i.e. Beer is 16. I also live in a very rual village where people tend to look the other way when it comes to drinking, when you are 15.)

Doroochen
2
6 days ago

My friends and I do that from time to time.

We are not as innovative as the duds in the video tho. We just cut open the top and add a shot of clear liquour.

It tastes amazing! You can't even taste the alcohol.

VickVinaigrette
2
6 days ago

They serve these at a bar called Green light Social in Austin, TX. They are like $8, total rip off lol but people just get them for the novelty factor.

miniburns11
2
6 days ago

Honestly want to try one would be great

berlinbaer
0
6 days ago

did you all miss that alcopop craze back then or what..

WitcherSLF
1
6 days ago

4% is not even alcoholic beverage

But what I know I drink everyday

VapeThisBro
3
6 days ago

The state I just moved to has a legal limit of 3.2% on beer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

campbell363
1
6 days ago

If the alcohol is measured as 3.2% by weight, that's about 4% by volume.

CptnJamesAhoy
285
6 days ago

Jesus Christ the amount of people assuming their alcoholics, ever think they could be going to a concert and don't wanna pay raised prices for the drinks?? Or literally any event where you can't bring drink in but they sell it for ridiculous prices?.

Koshka69
162
6 days ago

I sneak candy in my pants when I go to the movies what does that make me :/ ?

CptnJamesAhoy
91
6 days ago

God damn it OP you're fucking addicted! Get some help and sort your life out!!

nannal
24
6 days ago

I guess if we're all admiting stuff, then, well, sometimes, if it's not too late and the stores are still open I go into them and buy rice and beans. Then I take them home and cook them instead of ordering pizza to eat.

Crackbat
11
6 days ago

You think you can just DO that?! Oh my god. You need help!

davideliasirwin
2
6 days ago

"Millennials are killing the pizza delivery industry!"

AddictedReddit
4
6 days ago

Fucking addicts smh.

tictoc-tictoc
2
6 days ago

Something hit me in the face last night. What was that?

TonguesNeedToBeHarry
1
6 days ago

sort snort your life out!!

i_speak_bane
5
6 days ago

Perhaps they’re wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

AMeowingCat
2
6 days ago

You fucking diabetus you should be ashamed

KZedUK
2
6 days ago

Cinemas round here don’t care (like they have rules allowing it, not that they just don’t enforce a rule against it), apart from if you bring in hot food, smelly food or booze.

DeadSkyy
2
6 days ago

An alcoholic.

Lofipenguin
2
6 days ago

Diabetic.

thecuriousblackbird
2
6 days ago

Some theatres let you bring in candy. It’s nice to buy a drink from them (Coke or cherry icees!). I love this theatre near me that has a candy store nearby and has a restaurant. My husband gets nachos, and I get an icee and sometimes cotton candy. I like what the candy store has that I can’t get at the concession stand.

pogue23
2
6 days ago

A hero. You're a hero

Perfide01
2
6 days ago

A hardened criminal, that's what.

Swazzoo
1
6 days ago

Can't you just take a bag with stuff with you? That's what we always do.

DirtyFrooZe
1
6 days ago

As long as those movies aren’t in an elementary school that’s all right

Professor_Wayne
19
6 days ago

Seriously guys. I mean, I always go to concerts and other events with a backpack full of Capri Sun, so I doubt security will be suspicious at all.

johnsonman1
15
6 days ago

Whose alcoholics?

ghpkhg
4
6 days ago

Mine

Piratey_Pirate
13
6 days ago

Yeah this is absurd. Alcohol does not mean alcoholic. Even hiding it to get it in somewhere; especially since prices are so high outside of buying a bottle and mixing it yourself. You can get 3 shots at a bar for the price of an entire bottle at the store.

I sneak booze in to places all the time. I'm not an alcoholic - it doesn't control my life, I have a family, a job, a mortgage, etc - I just like to drink.

PottenFreeGlusta
6
6 days ago

The real question is what would you do if you couldn’t drink.

thatchallengerguy
4
6 days ago

smoke weed everyday

SheIsADude
4
6 days ago

Lol. Not that you are an addict. But just because you have your life in order doesn’t mean you can’t be addicted. I know very successful people in the financial world who snort several vials of coke every weekend. They have a good paying job, a big house and a family. They aren’t a stereotypical junkie but are definitely addicts.

VixenRoss
2
6 days ago

My partner snuck alcohol and soft drinks into a wedding venue. They were charging something like 7 pounds for a pint of beer and 4 pounds for a coke. With the kids wanting a coke every 5 minutes it would of been expensive. The venue had misled the bride and groom about the bar though. If they’d of known guests were ripped off they would of gone else where

parang45
11
6 days ago

probably shouldn't be giving your kids a Coke every 5 minutes

[deleted]
3
6 days ago

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someonestakara
1
6 days ago

I hardly ever drink and snuck alcohol into the movies this week. I knew how IT ended and I wasn’t gonna sit through that sad shit sober. One 99proof shooter and I was buzzed enough to not cry audibly at the end.

Legeto
5
6 days ago

Do concert events let you bring in capri suns also?

adab1
2
6 days ago

None that I've ever been to. Or, if they do, they let you bring in alcohol too (shoutout to Wolftrap in VA - they let you bring in food and alcohol for concerts)

Legeto
2
6 days ago

Hell yea I love the wolftrap! That’s the only concert I’ve been to that allowed outside food also.

Napkin_lul_
2
6 days ago

That's what I'm saying. There's almost no official event that'd let you take in capri sun but not alcohol.

Stiqkey
4
6 days ago

We have only one decent venue in town that any bands come to anymore. Fucking 24oz cans of beer are $14 for the cheap shit and $19 for anything you can get a buzz off of (normally $2-$4 at any convince store). I have, and will continue to sneak my drinks in there.

pogue23
2
6 days ago

I don't even care if they are alcoholics. They're clever and industrious, problem-solving alcoholics. That's a fucking resume builder if I ever saw one.

CapnSpazz
1
6 days ago

It's like going to a party and someone inviting a bunch of Mormons.

Purplebuzz
1
6 days ago

I am not going to assume they are alcoholics but an alcoholic would certainly do both of those things you described.

soletrain88
1
6 days ago

This is probably for a cruise

buddha_mac
112
6 days ago

Good idea for a cruise.

Zol-Sivart
57
6 days ago

That’s what I was thinking, much better than what me and my partner did. We bought a bottle of original flavor Listerine (mouthwash, original is gold in color) washed out the bottle and filled it with tequila, then carefully reattached the tamperproof seal. They gave it the all clear when checking luggage before boarding the cruise.

All we had to do was get mixers for our booze to have in room cocktails. That may all sound great but you don’t realize how difficult it really is to thoroughly clean a mouthwash bottle of Listerine. The aftertaste was absolutely horrid. A true r/trashyfrugal moment.

StellasMyShit
20
6 days ago

They allow you to bring a bottle of sealed wine. Next time fill that up and you can buy a wine wrapper online. Really easy to us with a hair dryer. Another option is empty shampoo bottle you can also purchase online.

mr_tyler_durden
7
6 days ago

I did this on a trip with my family, each adult could bring a bottle of wine so I went over to my friends house who does homebrew and wine and had him help me make 5 bottles of wine turn into 5 bottles of vodka.

They also let you bring on 1 12 pack of cans per person but we went straight from the airport to the dock 😔. Side note, you can mix water, powdered pedialyte, and vodka together...

Jennarager
2
6 days ago

Yeah my friend went on a cruise were they could bring a cardboard thing of soda cans. They just carefully opened it, filled it with cans of beer, and resealed it. No issues.

mr_tyler_durden
4
6 days ago

For half a second I thought you meant they opened the cans of soda and filled them with beer 🤣🤣

thecmanfranklin
2
6 days ago

Your homebrew friend sounds like Jesus but way cooler.

“All the apostles at the party wondered why they were so drunk after only a cup of wine, for they knew not of what cool Jesus had done.”

mutjo
2
6 days ago

I buy those clear plastic pouches off Amazon specifically made for sneaking booze in your luggage. They've never been found by a cruise line, and I even once made it onto a flight with one in my carry-on.

You can sneak a ton of alcohol with them too. I put like two 32oz pouches in each piece of luggage.

freckled_porcelain
2
6 days ago

We always bring a little first aid kit. We found 6 oz bottles of peroxide and pure alcohol. The peroxide we left alone, but the alcohol bottle we emptied, cleaned, and refilled with booze. Plus I bought a fake hairspray bottle and filled that up. Neither of us use hairspray so it wasn't suspicious.

Ended up with a full 750 of liquor plus our two bottles of wine. It was way too much for the two of us on a 7 day cruise. I'm not looking to get drunk every single day of my vacation.

Seanasaurus
2
6 days ago

I did this and this but added food coloring to make it that teal color. They fucking shook the bottle when checking my bags and realized it was alcohol. My friends were smarter and just paid one of those guys outside that brings your bags to your room.

scenecunt
27
6 days ago

Aren’t there usually bars on a cruise?

LordofKobol99
51
6 days ago

Probably expensive as fuck (I have never been on a cruise so I dont actually know)

scenecunt
31
6 days ago

From my experience, the cruise I went on was all inclusive. You pay for two weeks on the boat and all drinks and meals are included.

bratsbox
36
6 days ago

Negative. You can purchase a drink package for around $300 (during a 7 days cruise) and then a certain amount of drinks are included each day. but if you dont, you're paying big time.

scenecunt
27
6 days ago

I’m sure different cruises have different set ups. $300 for 7 days doesn’t seem too expensive though, depending on how much you drink.

kiplinght
4
6 days ago

I don't think I've drunk $300 of alcohol in the last 5 years, let alone 7 days

tryngagear
27
6 days ago

pfft just haven't tried hard enough

GJXN1990
18
6 days ago

$300 of alcohol is literally 3 nights out in the UK.

You could spend $300 in one weekend, easily.

Maybe that's just rampant Glaswegian alcoholism...

Zeus420
6
6 days ago

One evening in London.

Minus the cab and KFC.

jamesdavidms
1
6 days ago

I'm Midlands and I've easily spent a hundred on a night before. Might not be the same in the US but in the UK drinking is stupidly expensive, unless you're rich or stick to spoons.

arsedick
3
6 days ago

On a cruise ship the drinks are $10-15 each. That adds up quite fast

greg19735
2
6 days ago

Depends on the drink. Nice thing is that you just get cocktails that you never normally get. Mudslide by the pool? Yes plz

Rainingblues
2
6 days ago

Oof, I think I have drunk that in the last 3 months. I might have to start drinking less

sehrgeheim1
1
6 days ago

Thats like 60 bottles of cheap Bad Wodka. Or 40 bottles of cheap Wodka. Or 20 bottles of Wodka. Not judging but ye idk

Rainingblues
2
6 days ago

Think it might also be a price difference thing, where I live a cheap bottle of wodka would be the equivalent of ~15 dollar. Beer at bars and such would we between 4-8 dollar.

scenecunt
1
6 days ago

Just trying to work this out. Exchanged into British pounds (I'm a Brit) that works out at £35 per day. If you have a couple of glasses of wine with lunch, a couple of wines with dinner, a cocktail by the pool and a few beers in the evening, that would cost way over $300 for 7 days. That cruise is a bargain.

greg19735
1
6 days ago

Yah esp as cruise drinks are expensive.

And instead of getting the usual beer you can get a cocktail by the pool. Maybe some baileys with your coffee.

B34na4d
1
6 days ago

On my honeymoon one night in the bar was over $500...

TheMayoNight
1
6 days ago

top shelf makes it easy.

bratsbox
1
6 days ago

Actually I think we payed up the first 2 days and finished off the other 5 with the $300 package.. it's been 5 years.. I could be off on my numbers but that's how it works.

SilentSuit
1
6 days ago

The hotel I was at in san diego a few weeks ago were selling cheap shit singles for 8 and decent beers for 12-15. $300 for 7 days would have saved me a ton of money

G2nickk
10
6 days ago

Going on a cruise in November. The drink package is $400 for royal Caribbean on a 4 day cruise. The kicker is that every adult that's staying in your room has to buy the same drink package if anyone buys one. I'm certainly not paying $800 for my wife and I to drink, I'll gladly attempt to sneak booze aboard .

I-Upvote-Truth
2
6 days ago

Pro trip: Bypass the drink package the first day, and just drink the wine bottles you’re allowed to bring on board (1 per adult) for the first night. Then, purchase the drink package the following day in order to take full advantage.

Doing it the first night is a waste because you usually don’t even get on board until 3-4pm. Also, you get 15 drinks per day with the package, and they hold you to that. But if you hit your limit and want to keep drinking, the wife will prob have a few left to spare for you.

TryNotToLaughAtMe
3
6 days ago

Royal Caribbean has no limit on how much alcohol you can drink. The only restriction on there’s is the really expensive alcohol. Also they allow two bottles of wine.

daweinah
2
6 days ago

I cruised last summer with Royal. I bought the drink package on the boat the first day from a random bartender and my roommate did not have to purchase it. When we tried to prepay it online, it forced us each to buy it, so I did not do that.

squirrelin87
2
6 days ago

Buy Rum Runner bags. They’re like IV bags and they don’t appear on X-ray machines like other liquid containers. I’ve used them on Royal Caribbean and Carnival cruises. Carnival has a terrible alcohol policy.

HambeastsSTINK
1
6 days ago

Put some liquor in a mouth wash bottle and color it blue.

TryNotToLaughAtMe
1
6 days ago

I would check that again. I’ve cruised 10+ cruises on Royal Caribbean and I’ve never ran into that issue. And it’s impossible to bring booze in. I’ve tried several times. The $800 is easily worth it once you see their drink prices. I made the mistake along time ago of going on one without drink package and my wife and I spent about $2k on drinks. Plus you not only get alcohol you get other drinks like soda etc outside of just water, coffee and tea. And it gets more expensive if you buy drink package on cruise ship.

mr_blanket
1
6 days ago

You can argue that.

My wife and I were just on liberty of the seas. She doesn’t drink and I do. They let her buy the “soft drink package” which is much cheaper, and I got the full drink package. Ended up saving us a load of money (and my wife took a sip or two of my bourbon).

Johnny_Poppyseed
6
6 days ago

Weird I thought there was more than one single cruise with one single set of rules and prices.

bratsbox
1
6 days ago

There definitely is. Lol.

r0bbiedigital
2
6 days ago

Going on an 8 day cruise soon. If you get the drink package, your spouse has to as well. It's about $100 a day per person so I would spend$1600. It's limited to fourteen drinks a day. The average drink is $13. So if you don't want to remember the cruise. The drink package is the way to go

davsheep
2
6 days ago

Correct, assuming you've bought a drinks package.

confabulatrix
1
6 days ago

The cruise I went on you had to pay for alcoholic drinks. Some people ran up HUGE bar bills.

puq123
2
6 days ago

Depends on the cruise of course, but the cruises I've been to has had pretty cheap alcohol, at least compared to the outrageous prices of alcohol in bars here in Sweden

LordofKobol99
1
6 days ago

I live in Sydney, and you pay like 10 dollars a beer at bars and pubs in the sydney

buttastronaut
1
6 days ago

Like others have said, you’re right, it’s as expensive as can be. For example, can be $800 for a week, and that doesn’t include tips

Z4KJ0N3S
3
6 days ago

Yeah, but the pricing is outrageous.

Badman27
1
6 days ago

I mean yeah but they usually gouge you on price for watered down drinks. You're not really prepping for a trip on the high seas if you're not figuring out how to get bootleg alcohol onto the boat while wearing the group t-shirts someone made with a cricut.

CommunistTurdWaffles
3
6 days ago

Put it in Listerine bottle. Add food coloring.

squirrelin87
2
6 days ago

Run Runner bags. I’ve successfully used them three times. Royal Caribbean and Carnival lines. I have friends who have used them on 8 different cruises.

AVG_AMERICAN_MALE
2
6 days ago

Link to the one you used?

nvalba1
29
6 days ago

Just don’t forget which ones are for the kids’ lunchboxes!

PUSClFER
5
6 days ago

Or do. It could get interesting.

SpriggySprite
24
6 days ago

Got a whole production line goin

miller1873
53
6 days ago

Or when you’re an alcoholic but can’t admit it yet

mynoduesp
46
6 days ago

Or broke and can't afford the overpriced drinks at an event with your friends but would still like to go.

Clean_teeth
20
6 days ago

Did you just fall out a portal from prohibition time?

Does that mean having some drinks with your mates makes an alcoholic?

It saves you a fuck ton of money you would spend on the same thing any way.

ShitPostAcctDuh
5
6 days ago

Maybe he’s Mormon.

I’m definitely joking but in all seriousness, I have a Mormon roommate. I told him I started bartending academy as a great way to learn to make drinks and make friends and meet people and maybe meet some girls I’d be interested in. He said, “Yeah but anyone you meet there will be an alcoholic and any girls you meet will probably drink while they’re pregnant.” He wasn’t joking.

Also, my stepdad is Mormon and we went out for my sister’s graduation dinner. I had a beer at he beginning of the meal. We left about an hour later and I rode my motorcycle home. Ever since then, he doesn’t allow me to borrow his truck to move things because I “drink and drive”. He’s never had a drink in his life. He also wasn’t joking. I can go on, but the people that either don’t understand alcohol or think that people that drink alcohol have no self control to their limits is mind boggling.

Clean_teeth
2
6 days ago

I'd love to bring him to England and take him for a Friday lunch and then just a whole weekend. He would probably be disgusted haha.

I think the lunch alone would freak him out!

Iprobablyjustlied
4
6 days ago

Lol there’s so many kids who are so up tight about alcohol on Reddit. Have you ever drank? It’s legal.. you’re looking at a 10 second video and calling someone an alcoholic. Something tells me you are always uptight and a stickler for rules.

BydenMyTime
38
6 days ago

If you have kids this could be a really bad idea.

Koshka69
149
6 days ago

Simple, don’t have kids

TheScribe86
30
6 days ago

Modern problems require modern solutions

fucknyay
5
6 days ago

AMEN BROTHER

milde13
2
6 days ago

That's a great beat.

Routman
5
6 days ago

Name checks out

StopShoutingAtMe
2
6 days ago
ExhibitionistVoyeurP
1
6 days ago
StopShoutingAtMe
1
6 days ago

Ah childfree, that was it, couldn't remember.

Buff_me_plz
2
6 days ago

Why would you inject alcohol in your kid's juice Edit: /s

MorwenIlse
2
6 days ago

Had to scroll suprisingly far to find this.

ThePolemicist
1
6 days ago

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this.

It reminds me of states that ran into problems with legalization when children were accidentally consuming edibles like THC laced gummibears.

It just seems like a really dumb idea to lace any child's food or drink with THC or alcohol. Maybe you intend of adults to consume it, but kids who see that stuff will help themselves.

SQUID_FUCKER
1
6 days ago

If you have kids you just inject them with alcohol and then cut them open once inside to drink it. Kids can hold a lot more alcohol than capri-suns.

sayiwontrockbobosuka
29
6 days ago

this is some Breaking Bad shit

SuperSMT
8
6 days ago

Rewatching rhat show before the movie comes out next month. It's so good...

FuegoFerdinand
6
6 days ago

I'm rewatching now, too. I hope the movie has the redhead kid that Jesse saves from his parents in season 2. I'd love to get an update on that kid now that he's much older.

mr_blanket
2
6 days ago

I AM THE DANGER

samplewolf
2
6 days ago

The tension they build throughout conversations.... It really is a well made show. Rewatching it is fun too because you pick up on all these little things that tie together that you might miss the first time through.

Seventhson77
26
6 days ago

In Puerto Rico they have alcoholic Capri Sun style cocktail pouches called “gasolina” that come in a variety of different flavors.

basedelliott
13
6 days ago

ME ENCANTA LA GASOLINA

sa5m_i_am
3
6 days ago

Where does one obtain this in the mainland US?

TheHeroicOnion
19
6 days ago

ITT: Fucking boring twats who think sneaking alcohol means you're an alcoholic.

No_volvere
3
6 days ago

Exactly. I get food markup at a restaurant. It's generally 3x the cost of ingredients. And that pays for staff, space, utilities, waste, etc.

A beer cart at a festival charges what, 6-8x retail cost? If not more. With a fraction of those costs? Nah.

TheHeroicOnion
2
6 days ago

And half the fun of festivals is illegal stuff anyway

sa5m_i_am
4
6 days ago

Yeah, this thread is filled with some very limited people towards the bottom.

Good to know so many people aren’t allergic to wine, get sick from beer, and are just rich enough to pay for $12 beers like it’s nothing

PM_ME_LETS_TALK_
23
6 days ago

That is absolutely not the way to sneak alcohol.

This is how it's done: https://youtu.be/VLXJXx5b_t4

elightcap
21
6 days ago

This is not the way. It’s a clear bottle. Just shake it, vodka foams.

magnament
5
6 days ago

Nobody checks that hard out of a few bottles of actual water it’s hidden more anyway

dwomp
16
6 days ago

Lol driving into a festival, I've had security pick up the whole pack of water bottles, slam it on the table twice, and they spotted the ones we've filled with vodka and threw those ones out. Water replaced with alcohol isn't really hard to check for

Warphim
8
6 days ago

Funny, when I went to a festival this summer for camping we sent out a scout ahead of us with nothing in his car except the alcohol (which was allowed for camping) so we know how hard they checked. We were told it was pretty thorough so we ripped my buddies car apart to get to every stash spot we could find. We get there and were asked if we brought any glass with us (bongs or bottles) and we said no(which was true, neither of us drink). They told us to just drive on through to our campsite. We were so mad at how much time we took to hide everything for them to just wave us through.

summergirl0813
2
6 days ago

omg what festival?

Clean_teeth
1
6 days ago

When I went to Sziget festival which is cheap anyway I brought vodka in using those fake sun cream bottles that come with 'factory seals'.

Worked like a charm me and my missus got our first quite strong drink or the day for free. Bearing in mind it is a 7 day festival or 8 if you go a day early.

Didn't save us loads but saved money is saved money.

shortAAPL
1
6 days ago

Have you ever been to a festival? They check any see through liquids. If you have an open water bottle they will open it and smell it.

I-Upvote-Truth
1
6 days ago

You obviously haven’t been on a cruise the last 5+ years.

themercedesofpencils
2
6 days ago

solution: use everclear. everclear doesn't foam

saint------
1
6 days ago

What's a way you recommend?

SnowMiserIsCooler
3
6 days ago

Mix it with apple juice. Apple juice gets foamy when you shake it, so the vodka in the juice won't stand out.

AwesomelyHumble
8
6 days ago
flml
8
6 days ago

But did you know what he’s saying?

gallonoffuel
6
6 days ago

I thought this dude was a fucking magician when he pulled that cork out.

TheIncendiaryDevice
1
6 days ago

I watched the whole damn thing and I don't even go on cruises

iDot8687
2
6 days ago

But at least you know what he’s sayin’.

YT__
2
6 days ago

Venues I've been to don't allow caps on anything. So you would therefore not be allowed to bring this in.

PM_ME_LETS_TALK_
2
6 days ago

I've done it for festivals with alcohol limits. You can bring in unlimited water.

NoizeUK
1
6 days ago

I was expecting Jay to walk in and drop kick the fridge or something...

PrisonerV
1
6 days ago

Best way to sneak alcohol is by making vacuum pouches. I've used this to bring into sporting events, concerts, and family gatherings.

Haunted8track
25
6 days ago

Drugs are the father of ingenuity

CrusherOfChaos
11
6 days ago

"Marijuana leads to other drugs, no it leads to fucking carpentry! That's why I don't smoke pot, I didn't wanna build anything!"

-Denis Leary

Obyson
5
6 days ago

Am in the industry can confirm, 90% of carpenters are pot smokers.

resetdoesnotwork
1
6 days ago

Addiction in general.

AhhhokayIguess
17
6 days ago

People usually do this when sending care packages to dry countries in the middle east for deployed soldiers.

HairyAreolae
6
6 days ago

Shhhh

productionshooter
11
6 days ago

Buy Gatorade bottle. Boil water. Dip cap into boiling water. Remove the cap with the seal. Fill with vodka and food coloring. Return malleable cap to vodka bottle. Done.

russvanderhoof
11
6 days ago

Anything but Surfer Cooler...

kneecapslock
1
6 days ago

That’s my favorite :(

brdedmenlngtoconvers
6
6 days ago

I used to do this with oranges. What a pleasant little snack in high school

BonnyH
5
6 days ago

This conflicts with my stop drinking sub something horrible.

tech510
5
6 days ago

This is pretty genius..

wessels1
5
6 days ago

Now explain the syringe and burnt spoon to your mom.

mungwhisperer
4
6 days ago

Dad: Hey kids, what are you getting up to tonight?

_Diskreet_
11
6 days ago

Oh you know just learning about the Henry Ford production line.

morninglady
3
6 days ago

Brilliant!

DrNatas
3
6 days ago

I will be doing this in the near future. Thank you.

rad-boy
3
6 days ago

all you gotta do to seal your plastic sack of alcohol is burn it with a white hot spoon. it’s foolproof

GentleDaoist
2
6 days ago

Seeing this I just get this irrational anxiety due to all the stories I've been told through the years of people being slipped drugs in their drinks. Not even a sealed capri-sun is safe!

_IratePirate_
3
6 days ago

Oh I'm a dumbass. I read the title as "when you gotta give your snake alcohol".

My dumbass watched the video three times trying to find the snake.

Lowloser2
3
6 days ago

What is Capri-Sun? I would guess its The same as Capri-Sonne, but just The english name?

RaymondMasseyXbox
3
6 days ago

Real recent video too since its the Capri Sun with secret life of pets 2 promo on it.

lackinggoodname
3
6 days ago

As a parent, now I know why my spoons have been going missing and sometimes turning up burnt.

watkinseli
3
6 days ago

THIS IS NOT A JOKE😅

Okay so there's actually a bar in Nashville that serves these! Been there and it's totally legit. It's called Losers Bar & Grill. It's a split bar with one side being Winners and the other side being Losers. It's based on Toby Keith's song, " I Love This Bar". They "infuse" Capri-Suns with vodka and sell these baby's like hotcakes. If you're in Nashville then definitely check this place out. It's one street over from Broadway, on Division Street.

wmzyboy
4
6 days ago

As a former alcoholic I can tell you “THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!”

RipsnRaw
2
6 days ago

Or you could just melt the lid off of a 2ltr bottle of soda, pour some out/fill it up.

Koshka69
12
6 days ago

You could ... but this is a team project . You need the self fulfillment of being able to work with other to make up for the alcoholism .

Wizekracker
2
6 days ago

Hopefully a kid doesn’t find it

DragnSlayrrr
2
6 days ago

Tough as fluff

T-Zeries
2
6 days ago

The soccer moms are getting a bit creative these days

c_jlopez
2
6 days ago

back in hs our band got caught drunk at an overnight trip because they injected vodka into oranges

Engineertard
2
6 days ago

Group of nurses I know used to take catheter bags from work, fill them with vodka with a bit of orange to look realistic and strap them to their leg, pretend to be incontinent. The tubing worked as a straw

WideFee
2
6 days ago

That is only one shot in a single pack?

Ceramonde
2
6 days ago

Most places won't let you in with a caprisun either haha

jjandthemurderjunkie
2
6 days ago

When you spend 100k for college and only wanna get wasted...

Islandboi4life
2
6 days ago

Not gonna lie, I learned how to drink alcohol in college and this is very similar to what was happening on campus and in the dorms

sherlock----75
2
6 days ago

So it’s not the first time they’ve done this, I’m guessing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

dotJustin_
2
6 days ago

I'm saving this only to umm, funny, yes, no other purpose.

Basiquee
2
6 days ago

AS TOUGH AS FLUFF

IAmTheJudasTree
2
6 days ago

I imagine the scenario where you'd do this is one where you aren't allowed to bring alcohol, like a live show or movie, so now I'm imagining an adult man strolling past a security team that's checking that no one is smuggling in alcohol or drugs, and you're casually drinking a capri sun. Definitely not conspicuous.

turtlessf128
2
6 days ago

Another hack is boiling water and dip the top of a water bottle or soda bottle in. You can take the lid off without breaking the seal thing. Looks like an unopened bottle. Used to bring vodka on a cruise ship this way.

RhodieCommando
2
6 days ago

Pretty sure only in America and Saudi Arabia are the only two places in the world where you need to ever conceal alcohol for any reason.

mike1883
2
6 days ago

My friend use to do this. We'd add it to our Fruitopia before gym class.

JasperWixen
2
6 days ago

There's a bar near me that does these as a signature cocktail, they call it a capri-fun

TheMordicai
2
6 days ago

Spoon, torch, syringe

Officer, we were putting alcohol into a Caprisun I swear

Poweredbyvaporwave
2
6 days ago

There was a bar where I'm from that did this for a while. They took a shot of capri sun out, put a shot of vodka in, and put a piece of tape over the needle hole. They called them capri-sins. They stopped over fear of being sued, but I miss those things.

HookahQueen
2
6 days ago

Probably for a festival, no opened drinks aloud through the front and alcohol is ungodly expensive.

chenyu768
2
6 days ago

Story time.

When I was in sophomore year in HS my mom would buy me Ice Breakers. If you dont know what that is it's basically a bag of liquor and juice that you're supposed to mix with ice for margaritas or daiquiris. And they look like giant caprice suns. My mom being a fairly recent immigrant thought they were caprice suns but bigger. Her thought process was since I drink 2 or 3 bags at a time that this big bag would be perfect for school.

Long story short my buddies and I would crowd around and share that ice breaker and get lit af at school.

AmazigFreak
2
6 days ago

Well I know what me and the boys be doin.

Dilly-day-dreamer
2
6 days ago

TOUGH AS FLUFF

Roll9ers
2
6 days ago

this is high IQ. i just duct taped a bandolier of minis to my leg and then spent 10 minutes in the bathroom peeling duct tape from my hairy legs.

DazedAmnesiac
2
6 days ago

I feel like this should be illegal lmao

Nothing_2C
2
6 days ago

For those who've always wondered, this is the exact reason why you can't take your bottle of water through airport security even if it is still factory sealed.

thepinkpigeon
2
6 days ago

That's called a Caprifun!

Lord_Augastus
2
6 days ago

Lesson here is prohibition never worked.

badassmamojamma
2
6 days ago

Lol alcoholism is fun.

glitch_soup
1
6 days ago

TOUGH AS FLUFF

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1
6 days ago
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kaykaliah
1
6 days ago

Capri funs

miasmatix93
1
6 days ago

I have no idea where to buy a syringe. Aren't those things hard to get your hands on?

Koshka69
7
6 days ago

Western medical sells them and I’m sure other pharmacies. Or you can quit being a weirdo and just break into a hospital like a proper crack head turned alcoholic

someonestakara
4
6 days ago

You can also get them at farm supply stores. I’m pretty sure you can get scalpels at some too. It’s been a while since I’ve worked at one so I might be wrong but I’m pretty sure we had some oil field guys come in to buy some so they could lance their buddy’s sore.

xDish
3
6 days ago

You can buy them on Amazon, dude.

guineapig_69
1
6 days ago

Whatever happened to those alcoholic juice packages you could get that were like Margarita?

MissJill
1
6 days ago

they still exist

carnivorous-Vagina
1
6 days ago

Just shoot it up like an adult

DZTRBDONE
1
6 days ago

For fucks sake at least make it a decent bottle

kitchenspoon
1
6 days ago

So that’s why kids live Capri sun....

WerdnAReddit
1
6 days ago

I could see myself doing this and then accidentally sending it to school with my kid.

NonexistantChip
1
6 days ago

A candle is probably more efficient

Dunked0n
1
6 days ago

Why not just pour it into the opaque hydro flask sitting in the background?

MissJill
1
6 days ago

because they don't let you bring those to sports games / concerts

SAjoats
1
6 days ago

HEY KIDS!

tralphaz43
1
6 days ago

Silly me putting vodka in a water bottle

GaryChopper
1
6 days ago

I like this

xizrtilhh
1
6 days ago

This will make it easier to boof the alcohol later, for maximum effect.

TJJGamersTyler
1
6 days ago

Me watching this thinking about the movie theater I work in. Please don’t bring it there

LuLo42
1
6 days ago

They already have a straw in, why are they making an additional hole????

MissJill
1
6 days ago

...the straw hole can't be resealed as nicely

Death_To_All_People
1
6 days ago

or just go to any normal country that allows adults to drink without a 3 year waiting period.

Obyson
1
6 days ago

These kids are getting drunk as fuck for Halloween this year

Im_manuel_cunt
1
6 days ago

Wait, that's illegal!

somerandomguy-1
1
6 days ago

This is some next level stuff right here

omaca
1
6 days ago

You look kinda like me.

Only I got the window seat.

municy
1
6 days ago

It's vodka, just put it in a water bottle!

digitalchicken
1
6 days ago

You can buy handbags with false bottoms for this.

eversunday
1
6 days ago

I prefer rum ham.

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6 days ago
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kathalu
1
6 days ago

The bars in Nashville have actually started selling these. They just put a sticker over the whole.

puttehi
1
6 days ago

I sincerely thought they just injected alcohol into a sealed cat food bag at first, like who the fuck wants to drink cat food?

racha91
1
6 days ago

That's a pretty creative and sneaky way of doing it. Btwn. kids don't forget what alcohol can lead to https://streetfights.io/video/troubling-man-getting-put-to-sleep-in-a-street-fight/

SlySeb
1
6 days ago

I’ve found that the best way to sneak alcohol in is in your stomach.

libhuesos
1
6 days ago

alcoholism good

bnamen732
1
6 days ago

Is no one going to talk about how they just have syringes and can heat up a spoon efficiently? Someone better be a nurse or I have other concerns.

The-Dudemeister
1
6 days ago

Has no one in this sub heard of mini bottles?

torontosparky
1
6 days ago

The ingenuity that humans have for debauchery never ceases to amaze me.

PartyKrill
1
6 days ago

5-6 hour energies my dude.

Also works for taking on planes.

gx190plz
1
6 days ago

Snack time at that preschool is gon be lit 🔥

last_rule
1
6 days ago

"gotta"

lesser_futhark
1
6 days ago

Sunny D and rum, yum yum

SjrX17
1
6 days ago

I cant be the only one who is gonna do this

perpetualcomplexity1
1
6 days ago

A bar in downtown Orlando sells these... we kept wondering how they haven’t been sued, but they are fucking delicious.

Stuf404
1
6 days ago

PSA: Caprisuns banned from all events.

willllllllllllllllll
1
6 days ago

Such a piddly amount of voddy.

SquareTheM
1
6 days ago

My kids love these

saltytakos
1
6 days ago

Don't they do screw cap versions of Capri sons? That's what we use whenever going to a festival

HomerMadeMeDoIt
1
6 days ago

Ok guys this might be fun at home or a private function but I’d be careful bringing these somewhere public.

What they do can be considered food tampering. That’s a federal offense.

hydrateyourdog
1
6 days ago

I love how they’ve made an assembly line for this shit

iz357
1
6 days ago

Next stop: bolivia

professorbc
1
6 days ago

Just imagine it's poison instead of alcohol (yes alcohol is poison).

whythefuckyoulying
1
6 days ago

Now raise your capris to the sun!

datboi_is_best
1
6 days ago

That dog knows what’s happening

Mctgs
1
6 days ago

Chuckie cheese gonna dope tonight

TheBlackCockatoo
1
6 days ago

This is some serious gourmet shit.

I-like-spoilers
1
6 days ago

Where would this be useful?

dee-bone
1
6 days ago

Oranges are easier

MastaPJ
1
6 days ago

Go Broncos!!!!!!!

TryNotToLaughAtMe
1
6 days ago

My fraternity did this for parties multiple times when I was I college. We didn’t do the burning spoon trick though we just taped them back up. And we used Everclear not vodka. Needless to say those were some amazing parties.

sunofapeach
1
6 days ago
minuskruste
1
6 days ago

When you’re at that level you might as well just walk around with a bottle.

RichieDotexe
1
6 days ago

what did they put on the hole, tape?

eeggrroojj
1
6 days ago

Vodka tho? Use Everclear. Go big or stay home.

aztec_warrior07
1
6 days ago

Fucking Gidgit

Njp425
1
6 days ago

just bring a bottle of chocolate syrup