He literally injected one shot of alcohol
Instant, portable, incognito coolers. I'm realizing now that I've never had a Capri Sun cocktail and suddenly I know what I've been missing all my life.
It ain’t alcoholism if you ain’t trying
I’m pretty sure it is alcoholism if you ain’t trying.
It's hard work keeping the withdrawals at bay.
Alcohol withdrawls?! That's great!
I managed to stay drunk for 6 days straight and didn’t realize it. Ehhhhh...
I was drunk for 7 months and it was pure hell at the end. I couldn't go more than 6 hours without a drink, and I'd throw up the first few pulls.
Sometimes I was shaking so bad that I couldn't even bring the bottle up.
You're thinking about heavy drinking. Heavy drinking is different from alcoholism.
Oh no, I’m not. But I know what you mean. Sounds to me that both of us are on the right path. Let’s do thiiiiis!
Hmmm. Which is worse.
Honestly it takes real effort to get to serious withdrawal. The amount of non stop drinking is unthinkable to me. I've had months of drinking 4 days a week in college etc and I've had weekend benders before in my 20s and a few holidays in my early 30s but I always have stopped after 2 or 3 days, just absolutely uninterested after 2nd or 3rd day and even then 3rd day is a bloody marry and chilling.
You have to have a weird sort of willpower to drink every day enough to get to the point of real withdrawl.
You can die from alcohol withdrawl and not from heroin withdrawal (not directly, heroin addicts OD when they go sober then crack and use a large dose their body isn't used to anymore)
Binge drinking is surely bad as well, and it can cause serious permanent changes in mood regulation in ways that steady higher drinking levels don't (kindling effects of constant binge and mini withdrawl every weekend for years)
You have any info on the mood alterations? I feel like that's where I'm at. Heavy drinking for weeks followed by 4 sober days. Shitting day/night sweats, with constant mental fatigue/regret and liquor shits.
I hate to be that guy but ...you're *
I mean at this point I’m afraid if I stop all at once, the cumulative hang over will kill me
I feel sorry for alcoholics and look down on them. (As I light my second joint of the day after stuffing my face with mc griddles and chugging lots of coffee right before I binge watch Netflix ie Netflix.)
I really wish you were my best friend and just happened to live next door to me and were also super excited to have some company
Hey thanks, you made my day. Good thoughts your way too.
I can quit drinking any time I want.
Maybe next week.
It ain't a problem, if you're awesome at it!
Looks like those kids that snuck contraband into school never grew up.
Go to puerto rico (or florida) and buy yourself some gasolinas
I haven’t found Gasolina in Miami but they ffffffuck you up!
They have them in liquor stores in CT. Are they good?
As a puertorrican, they will fuck you up if not careful. It's basically fruity rum.
That's all the praise I need... I am grabbing some, they are cheap too!
Cheap booze usually equals an insane hangover
$1 per pouch over here
My Cousin just came from PR and she says they’re good and one or two gets you lit. I just haven’t seen any in Miami it’s like Medalla beer you can only find it in a few spots here. You’d think with all the Partying that happens here in the MIA it would be easy to find.
Party in a pouch!!!
After you try that, also try vanilla vodka or caramel vodka in your tea (sorry if you aren't British). I don't like coffee but it might work in there too.
The espresso martini is a classic. 2 shots espresso, one shot vodka and one shot coffee liqueur. Four loko before four loko existed
My stomach turned at the thought of coffee with vodka. I would definetly go for whisky.
It's served cold, and is delicious.
It’s so early and now I want to drink.
Mmm, caipirinha sun...
They're good. I got the bright idea to do that one time and it tastes exactly like you think it would.
Oh you're good
That looks like a 50ml syringe, closer to 3 shots. They're ready to get wrecked on Capri Sun.
Edit: Oops an ounce is 30ml not 15.
1 shot is like 44ml
1 shot of 40% ethanol is exactly 30ml
In the US a shot of liquor is usually 1.5oz/~44ml. Some things use 1oz/30ml shots but it isn't as common.
I'm just going off what is outlined legally in my country by the office of liquor, gaming and racing
Not trying to contradict you. Things are different everywhere and I wanted to add some relevant information!
Varies a lot.
Holy shit, I could just move to Japan and I would no longer be an alcoholic.
Finally a research institution I can feel at home in.
Please do not grope the institutions
This office sounds totally made up but then again all offices are made up so this works for me.
Every shot I've ever done is at last 1.5
You must be fun at parties.
I can’t tell if you’re kidding or if your country actual has that...
A jigger is just the tool used to measure your pour. They are usually double ended, with one side being .5/1/1.5 oz and the other side being 2 or 3 ounces. A "shot" is whatever your management decides is the proper amount for a shot. I work at a corporate owned bar and a drink is 1 oz of spirits, a double is two. At a small bar downtown though I would usually expect 1.5 ounces for a shot and in a dive bar you might get even more if the bartender has a heavy hand.
1 shot of 40% ethanol is exactly 30ml
Wot? 4cl is the small standard and 6cl is normal standard in Finland. Serving 3cl is like shouting "Im a cheap motherfucker".
Depends on your location.
Many jurisdictions in Europe a shot is 20ml
UK Standard shot is 25ml
Ireland is 35ml.
Doesn't surprise me ;)
Tends to catch people out by the end of the night when they come from somewhere with smaller measures.
In Australia, a shot is 700ml
In US, one shot is 10mm and is actually many
Oi mate, that's not a shot. This is a shot!
UK can be 25 or 35, but not both in the same premises
Such a sad amount :(
No wonder politics are a mess over there right now.
What, so if I ask for a shot in the UK I only get 25 ml? And you guys are the alcoholics?
In Hungary unless you specify you want a small shot (20 ml) you get the normal 40 ml, and that's down from 50 ml which was the norm maybe 10 years ago.
In Sweden a standard shot is 40 or 60ml
So now we have 60, 44, 40, 35, 25 and 20 ml.
I think the advice of /u/copenhagendenmark about using SI may be good.
Hungary = 50ml.
Where is that? AFAIK he smallest standard drink is in UK where it's 25ml.
A standard drink around here is 20ml, and last I checked we were still in Europe.
Key takeaway is that you should rely on SI units and not arbitrary units that can have differences in different areas. E.g. a pint of beer is bigger in the UK than in the US and and a three mile run is quite a big longer in Sweden than in the US.
When it comes to currencies you should use the international standard for the currency. A dollar is worth more in Canada than in Singapore. Had one used CAD/SGD no confusion would arise.
And shots have different sizes in different areas.
Well, you are wrong :)
Depends on your location.
Many jurisdictions in Europe a shot is 20ml
Not in the nordics it aint, always at least 4cl, bigger is 6cl.
I mean there's always the exception to the rule and Denmark, is, well, Denmark.
Also Googling and the normal size is 4cl for Denmark so dunno where that guy is going to.
1 shot = ~1 oz. = 30 mL. There are roughly 25.2 1 oz./30 mL shots in a fifth of alchohol. 25 x 30 mL= 750 mL or 1 fifth.
Varies from place to place. In the UK a shot of hard alcohol is a single 25ml measure, but for softer liqueurs its often a 50ml double
20ml syringe. 50ml are like a foot long with the plunger out.
50ml is just barely over a shot
It’s when they start injecting the marijuanas that you really need to worry.
The devil's lettuce
If you to have to go to the extent of hiding it like this, then 1 shot is all you need.
Soccer practice bout to be liiiiit!
My buddies little sister played soccer freshman year in highschool. She also had a pretty significant drinking problem and would routinely show up for Saturday morning games drunk as fuck from Friday night.
She made varsity. Apparently Drunk Emily is aggressive as fuck and isn't afraid to check some bitches.
that is unhealthy as FUCK, where i live it routinely makes news that some kid died on their hockey practise coz' they were hungover/drunk
What is wrong with these coaches? If I had players especially underage (assuming this is US) coming to practice and games drunk or hungover they would be benched until they got their shit together.
I could see how it might be hard to tell with a group of teenagers. They are often moody, silent, aggressive, passive, overly indecisive or decisive, and doing crazy off the wall things with their friends that makes zero sense to adults. I would think to myself, "drunk or acting silly? Well she just arced that shot from midfield over the goalie, she must just be acting silly. No way she could do that drunk. Carry on."
Yeah, for the longest time I thought my brother was a moody, hormonal dumbass growing up because one day he’d hate my guts and the next he would be asking to hang out together. Turns out he would drink on the days my dad wouldn’t be home to catch him, until he got an intervention.
Sucks that him being nice was drunk him so I don’t get to see it anymore. Then again, I’d rather him be alive to hate me than dead and silent.
Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Alcohol can be one of the worst of drugs when abused. I'm glad your brother is recovering now, hopefully one day he regains that happiness without the alcohol.
Adults are the same way. I've probably denied more alcohol sales on the basis of people acting like fools more so than people being drunk. Everyone acts differently when they're drunk too.
True. I'd just make the case that teens in general are more of a wildcard than most adults. But that's not to say that adults can't be total weirdos on occasion too.
Routinely... dies...? Fire someone in charge of this shit wtf
I am pretty confident they are doing this for a cruise. This is what we used to do in Florida before going on one of those $200 weekend cruises to the Bahamas.
Is booze how they make their money off you? I just moved to South Florida and keep seeing those advertised. I had a feeling it was basically a Motel 6 on a boat situation.
Kinda yeah. It's like 50-60 bucks a day a person. Thing is, drinks are like 10-15 bucks on the boat, so if you have 5-6 drinks you're coming out ahead. Naturally I spent the whole cruise in a state of intoxication
That's basically it. You just eat and drink constantly throughout the day. You can easily gain a ton of weight, but it somehow seems worth it at the time.
Yeah but then you’re stuck on a boat at sea for half of your vacation and stuck with staying in the cruise cities that are mostly tourist traps that they send you to. I would much rather get a 250$ flight to San Juan and snag a 60$ a night Airbnb.
If you don't prepurchase the drink package I imagine so.
Last couple cruises we've been on, we just filled a couple Rum Runners with the booze we wanted to bring on, then I wore cargo shorts and put them in the side pockets. Walked right on the ship. Not exactly hard to sneak liquor onto a cruise ship.
Years ago we filled our mouthwash bottles with Vodka and a ever so small drop of food coloring for visual effect for our cruise.
On a 12 day cruise that I went on in the past I took a 60 oz rye, rum and vodka, 2 premixed sangria boxes, and a premixed margarita bottle in my suitcase. (All plastic) I would take 2 smaller, bubba style insulated glasses to the deck area, one full of mix and one full of booze. Nobody blinked an eye. I kept filling my 6 friends' glasses as well with spirits occasionally. They were a little freaked out, but nobody blinked an eye.
Now ready made with a sports bra!
Sound awful, body temperature any drink, yuck.
Be careful of the orange slices
What about the camels?
Here's an easier life hack- look up camera flasks and axe deo flasks on Amazon or wherever. They're basically containers that look like other normal everyday objects.
The only time that burning spoons is a good idea
I mean. Both instances do pertain to intoxicating drugs.
What I don't understand is the need for the extra step. Just take the enormous needle and say you've got diabetes if questioned.
The inject it into your eye at the game.
You'll see that there's about 20 Capri suns on the table also waiting for this treatment.
20 needles might be a stretch
Then say you’ve got Super Diabetes
Then say you’ve got Super Diabetes
That’s a dull needle. Diabetes needles are much much smaller and anyone who even has a remote idea of insulin injections will call you out in a heartbeat. Plus if you’re bringing leaky Capri sun’s it’s a little sus.
"Ah but you see I have Super Diabetes. It's incredibly rare and requires about 1 Smirnoff bottle's worth of medicine every (insert time period of game/match/contest)."
Works every time, provided you remember to fill in the part in parentheses and not read what is written verbatim.
Got me there
I used to heat up a spoon when I was working on quitting cigarettes to reapply nicotine patches that had come loose from sweating or showering. A friend of mine walked in on me doing it once and said something very similar to this.
Bug bites and stings. Works wonders.
Don't forget foreplay 🥄 💦
Or heroin 🥄💉💤
No I don't remember this.
No one remembers this.
pepperidge farm remembers.
I would use the wooden rulers with the metal strip on them to burn people. You can rub the metal on the sole of your shoe and the friction makes it super hot. You can either touch someone with the hot end or just hand it to them so they grab it and act innocent.
There's a place me and a bunch of family have been camping at for a couple years. When we first got there, the guy in charge was showing us everything. He eventually told us his two rules.
"Don't kill any animals on the property. Those are mine. And don't cook anything with a spoon."
Gotta love the Florida panhandle.
Ah I see someone else who has been camping at Lake Seminole
Can't say i have. We usually go to springs. And while this spot isn't great for water, it's got the most privacy for our group of 30-40 heathens.
It literally could be any body of water in the Panhandle and be fairly similar conditions.
Yep. Though since are much than others (cough... cough... Vortex)
This made me LOL because yep I remember being 16 and smoking Malboro's like a chimney while hanging out at Vortex and thinking I was hot shit.
Dirty-Dangles you get it man
Dirty fuckin dangles, boys
You forgot about wheel, snipe, celly boiz
Whose biller sister's a fuckin' rocket, boys?
Why don’t you go give your balls a tug ya titfucker
Fuck you shoresy!
Fuck you Jonesy, tell your mom to top off the bank account she set up for me so I can get some KFC.
FUCK YOU SHORSEY
I’m curious as to how many hockey words in letterkenny are complete gibberish to the non Canadians who enjoy the show.
Forecheck, backcheck, paycheque, buddy
Top shelf bar downski
I like it
Dirty-Dangles and DumbleDong in one place ?!?!!!
Done dirt cheap I hope!
There’s a bar near campus that sells these! They’re literally called Capri-funs. Except they slap a sticker of the bar name on the front of them to cover the logo.
We've got these in Austin too!!! But I can't remember what they're called. Dangerously good tho lol
Honestly a Capri sun with 3-4% alcohol would be really nice
3 - 4%, what is this, amateur hour?
Imagine the hangover you'd get after trying to get drunk off of 3.5% ABV Capri Suns. We gotta be going like 15-20% at least. Basically the equivalent of a glass of wine per pouch. But also maybe I'm an alcoholic, idk. I just want to have a good time without having to stab a new sugary juice pocket every 7 minutes to catch a buzz.
The very reason I don't drink wine or beer and just mix a strong drink, plus the added Benefit of not having to drink an ass load of fluids and have to pee all night.
Pretty much my favorite thing about seltzers.
Speaking of, happy White Claw Wednesday!
White claws are only like 5% though right? So you’d have to drink a lot of them
Ya but people don't taste the alcohol so tend to drink them faster.
And that's what white claw wants
Well yeah that's what I want too
If you have 3 or 4 pretty quickly you'll definitely notice. For reference, Bug Light/Miller Light are in the 4.0-4.2% range while a good IPA is 6%. 5% is legit for a canned Becky beverage.
Maybe its a northwestern US thing, but if i go to a gas station most IPA's are 6-10% alcohol. With the majority being over 7% , space dust, big ballard, voodoo ranger, comatose, tri-cerahops, etc. all of them are over 8% and they are everywhere. I think it's because craft brewers make IPAs to hide the fact that their brew processes are not quite as perfect as say, Guinness or bud-light, even though I love and prefer craft beer, smaller brewers can have significant differences in smaller batches. Which makes IPAs easier, since more hops will hide the imperfect brewing and engineering.
Yeah but they don't have sugar in them (but they do have flavorings). I was going more at the hangover aspect because you probably won't get one, because it's like drinking a vodka soda - it's mostly water with a shot in it.
You sound like you're ready for my basic white girl drink. Vodka soda with extra lime. None of the sugar or calories that are in mixed BS drinks, all the alcohol you want with no added crappy flavor, and the taste of lime which makes you feel like you're drinking boozy 7-UP without the overly sweet tang. It's the best of all worlds! Best yet, soda water is literally just carbonated water, you're fighting off your hangover by drinking it! I order mine in a pint glass at a bar with the normal alcohol. Best drink choice ever.
That's all part of the fun though, and everytime you do it, it just gets better, the more drunk you (eventually) get, the funnier it is that your opening up another caprifun to get smashed.
Or if you’re a big guy you’re just chasing your tail all night and never actually get drunk because you can’t drink them fast enough to get more than at most a buzz.
Some people are just more tolerant of alcohol, I think I’m included in this list, though I really don’t drink so much.
Imagine the hangover diabetes you'd get after trying to get drunk off of 3.5% ABV Capri Suns.
Imagine the hangover diabetes you'd get after trying to get drunk off of 3.5% ABV Capri Suns.
Needs to be at least 20% to make it worthwhile
Sober hour by the sounds of it.
I never tried it but I would imagine that the alcohol would be too dominant against the caprisun.
My friends and I do that from time to time.
You can't taste the alcohol.
We used to do shots of Jaeger a ways back by chasing it with Berry Juicy Juice out of a can.
As someone who hates the taste of Jaeger entirely, I will say it was the ultimate cleanser. Wouldn't taste nothing but that juice.
Mixing the two made the devil's poison.
Oh, I can't do Jägermeister anymore lol.
I got drunk on it one time when I was maybe 15 (*) and ended up puking like crazy.
Don't judge. I'm german. Dinking age for "soft liqour" (i.e. Beer is 16. I also live in a very rual village where people tend to look the other way when it comes to drinking, when you are 15.)
My friends and I do that from time to time.
We are not as innovative as the duds in the video tho. We just cut open the top and add a shot of clear liquour.
It tastes amazing! You can't even taste the alcohol.
They serve these at a bar called Green light Social in Austin, TX. They are like $8, total rip off lol but people just get them for the novelty factor.
Honestly want to try one would be great
did you all miss that alcopop craze back then or what..
4% is not even alcoholic beverage
But what I know I drink everyday
The state I just moved to has a legal limit of 3.2% on beer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If the alcohol is measured as 3.2% by weight, that's about 4% by volume.
Jesus Christ the amount of people assuming their alcoholics, ever think they could be going to a concert and don't wanna pay raised prices for the drinks?? Or literally any event where you can't bring drink in but they sell it for ridiculous prices?.
I sneak candy in my pants when I go to the movies what does that make me :/ ?
God damn it OP you're fucking addicted! Get some help and sort your life out!!
I guess if we're all admiting stuff, then, well, sometimes, if it's not too late and the stores are still open I go into them and buy rice and beans. Then I take them home and cook them instead of ordering pizza to eat.
You think you can just DO that?! Oh my god. You need help!
"Millennials are killing the pizza delivery industry!"
Fucking addicts smh.
Something hit me in the face last night. What was that?
sort snort your life out!!
sort snort your life out!!
Perhaps they’re wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
You fucking diabetus you should be ashamed
Cinemas round here don’t care (like they have rules allowing it, not that they just don’t enforce a rule against it), apart from if you bring in hot food, smelly food or booze.
Some theatres let you bring in candy. It’s nice to buy a drink from them (Coke or cherry icees!). I love this theatre near me that has a candy store nearby and has a restaurant. My husband gets nachos, and I get an icee and sometimes cotton candy. I like what the candy store has that I can’t get at the concession stand.
A hero. You're a hero
A hardened criminal, that's what.
Can't you just take a bag with stuff with you? That's what we always do.
As long as those movies aren’t in an elementary school that’s all right
Seriously guys. I mean, I always go to concerts and other events with a backpack full of Capri Sun, so I doubt security will be suspicious at all.
Yeah this is absurd. Alcohol does not mean alcoholic. Even hiding it to get it in somewhere; especially since prices are so high outside of buying a bottle and mixing it yourself. You can get 3 shots at a bar for the price of an entire bottle at the store.
I sneak booze in to places all the time. I'm not an alcoholic - it doesn't control my life, I have a family, a job, a mortgage, etc - I just like to drink.
The real question is what would you do if you couldn’t drink.
smoke weed everyday
Lol. Not that you are an addict. But just because you have your life in order doesn’t mean you can’t be addicted. I know very successful people in the financial world who snort several vials of coke every weekend. They have a good paying job, a big house and a family. They aren’t a stereotypical junkie but are definitely addicts.
My partner snuck alcohol and soft drinks into a wedding venue. They were charging something like 7 pounds for a pint of beer and 4 pounds for a coke. With the kids wanting a coke every 5 minutes it would of been expensive.
The venue had misled the bride and groom about the bar though. If they’d of known guests were ripped off they would of gone else where
probably shouldn't be giving your kids a Coke every 5 minutes
I hardly ever drink and snuck alcohol into the movies this week. I knew how IT ended and I wasn’t gonna sit through that sad shit sober. One 99proof shooter and I was buzzed enough to not cry audibly at the end.
Do concert events let you bring in capri suns also?
None that I've ever been to. Or, if they do, they let you bring in alcohol too (shoutout to Wolftrap in VA - they let you bring in food and alcohol for concerts)
Hell yea I love the wolftrap! That’s the only concert I’ve been to that allowed outside food also.
That's what I'm saying. There's almost no official event that'd let you take in capri sun but not alcohol.
We have only one decent venue in town that any bands come to anymore. Fucking 24oz cans of beer are $14 for the cheap shit and $19 for anything you can get a buzz off of (normally $2-$4 at any convince store). I have, and will continue to sneak my drinks in there.
I don't even care if they are alcoholics. They're clever and industrious, problem-solving alcoholics. That's a fucking resume builder if I ever saw one.
It's like going to a party and someone inviting a bunch of Mormons.
I am not going to assume they are alcoholics but an alcoholic would certainly do both of those things you described.
This is probably for a cruise
Good idea for a cruise.
That’s what I was thinking, much better than what me and my partner did. We bought a bottle of original flavor Listerine (mouthwash, original is gold in color) washed out the bottle and filled it with tequila, then carefully reattached the tamperproof seal. They gave it the all clear when checking luggage before boarding the cruise.
All we had to do was get mixers for our booze to have in room cocktails. That may all sound great but you don’t realize how difficult it really is to thoroughly clean a mouthwash bottle of Listerine. The aftertaste was absolutely horrid. A true r/trashyfrugal moment.
They allow you to bring a bottle of sealed wine. Next time fill that up and you can buy a wine wrapper online. Really easy to us with a hair dryer. Another option is empty shampoo bottle you can also purchase online.
I did this on a trip with my family, each adult could bring a bottle of wine so I went over to my friends house who does homebrew and wine and had him help me make 5 bottles of wine turn into 5 bottles of vodka.
They also let you bring on 1 12 pack of cans per person but we went straight from the airport to the dock 😔. Side note, you can mix water, powdered pedialyte, and vodka together...
Yeah my friend went on a cruise were they could bring a cardboard thing of soda cans. They just carefully opened it, filled it with cans of beer, and resealed it. No issues.
For half a second I thought you meant they opened the cans of soda and filled them with beer 🤣🤣
Your homebrew friend sounds like Jesus but way cooler.
“All the apostles at the party wondered why they were so drunk after only a cup of wine, for they knew not of what cool Jesus had done.”
I buy those clear plastic pouches off Amazon specifically made for sneaking booze in your luggage. They've never been found by a cruise line, and I even once made it onto a flight with one in my carry-on.
You can sneak a ton of alcohol with them too. I put like two 32oz pouches in each piece of luggage.
We always bring a little first aid kit. We found 6 oz bottles of peroxide and pure alcohol. The peroxide we left alone, but the alcohol bottle we emptied, cleaned, and refilled with booze. Plus I bought a fake hairspray bottle and filled that up. Neither of us use hairspray so it wasn't suspicious.
Ended up with a full 750 of liquor plus our two bottles of wine. It was way too much for the two of us on a 7 day cruise. I'm not looking to get drunk every single day of my vacation.
I did this and this but added food coloring to make it that teal color. They fucking shook the bottle when checking my bags and realized it was alcohol. My friends were smarter and just paid one of those guys outside that brings your bags to your room.
Aren’t there usually bars on a cruise?
Probably expensive as fuck (I have never been on a cruise so I dont actually know)
From my experience, the cruise I went on was all inclusive. You pay for two weeks on the boat and all drinks and meals are included.
Negative. You can purchase a drink package for around $300 (during a 7 days cruise) and then a certain amount of drinks are included each day. but if you dont, you're paying big time.
I’m sure different cruises have different set ups. $300 for 7 days doesn’t seem too expensive though, depending on how much you drink.
I don't think I've drunk $300 of alcohol in the last 5 years, let alone 7 days
pfft just haven't tried hard enough
$300 of alcohol is literally 3 nights out in the UK.
You could spend $300 in one weekend, easily.
Maybe that's just rampant Glaswegian alcoholism...
One evening in London.
Minus the cab and KFC.
I'm Midlands and I've easily spent a hundred on a night before. Might not be the same in the US but in the UK drinking is stupidly expensive, unless you're rich or stick to spoons.
On a cruise ship the drinks are $10-15 each. That adds up quite fast
Depends on the drink. Nice thing is that you just get cocktails that you never normally get. Mudslide by the pool? Yes plz
Oof, I think I have drunk that in the last 3 months. I might have to start drinking less
Thats like 60 bottles of cheap Bad Wodka. Or 40 bottles of cheap Wodka. Or 20 bottles of Wodka.
Not judging but ye idk
Think it might also be a price difference thing, where I live a cheap bottle of wodka would be the equivalent of ~15 dollar. Beer at bars and such would we between 4-8 dollar.
Just trying to work this out. Exchanged into British pounds (I'm a Brit) that works out at £35 per day. If you have a couple of glasses of wine with lunch, a couple of wines with dinner, a cocktail by the pool and a few beers in the evening, that would cost way over $300 for 7 days. That cruise is a bargain.
Yah esp as cruise drinks are expensive.
And instead of getting the usual beer you can get a cocktail by the pool. Maybe some baileys with your coffee.
On my honeymoon one night in the bar was over $500...
top shelf makes it easy.
Actually I think we payed up the first 2 days and finished off the other 5 with the $300 package.. it's been 5 years.. I could be off on my numbers but that's how it works.
The hotel I was at in san diego a few weeks ago were selling cheap shit singles for 8 and decent beers for 12-15. $300 for 7 days would have saved me a ton of money
Going on a cruise in November. The drink package is $400 for royal Caribbean on a 4 day cruise. The kicker is that every adult that's staying in your room has to buy the same drink package if anyone buys one. I'm certainly not paying $800 for my wife and I to drink, I'll gladly attempt to sneak booze aboard .
Pro trip: Bypass the drink package the first day, and just drink the wine bottles you’re allowed to bring on board (1 per adult) for the first night. Then, purchase the drink package the following day in order to take full advantage.
Doing it the first night is a waste because you usually don’t even get on board until 3-4pm. Also, you get 15 drinks per day with the package, and they hold you to that. But if you hit your limit and want to keep drinking, the wife will prob have a few left to spare for you.
Royal Caribbean has no limit on how much alcohol you can drink. The only restriction on there’s is the really expensive alcohol. Also they allow two bottles of wine.
I cruised last summer with Royal. I bought the drink package on the boat the first day from a random bartender and my roommate did not have to purchase it. When we tried to prepay it online, it forced us each to buy it, so I did not do that.
Buy Rum Runner bags. They’re like IV bags and they don’t appear on X-ray machines like other liquid containers. I’ve used them on Royal Caribbean and Carnival cruises.
Carnival has a terrible alcohol policy.
Put some liquor in a mouth wash bottle and color it blue.
I would check that again. I’ve cruised 10+ cruises on Royal Caribbean and I’ve never ran into that issue. And it’s impossible to bring booze in. I’ve tried several times. The $800 is easily worth it once you see their drink prices. I made the mistake along time ago of going on one without drink package and my wife and I spent about $2k on drinks. Plus you not only get alcohol you get other drinks like soda etc outside of just water, coffee and tea. And it gets more expensive if you buy drink package on cruise ship.
You can argue that.
My wife and I were just on liberty of the seas. She doesn’t drink and I do. They let her buy the “soft drink package” which is much cheaper, and I got the full drink package. Ended up saving us a load of money (and my wife took a sip or two of my bourbon).
Weird I thought there was more than one single cruise with one single set of rules and prices.
There definitely is. Lol.
Going on an 8 day cruise soon. If you get the drink package, your spouse has to as well. It's about $100 a day per person so I would spend$1600. It's limited to fourteen drinks a day. The average drink is $13. So if you don't want to remember the cruise. The drink package is the way to go
Correct, assuming you've bought a drinks package.
The cruise I went on you had to pay for alcoholic drinks. Some people ran up HUGE bar bills.
Depends on the cruise of course, but the cruises I've been to has had pretty cheap alcohol, at least compared to the outrageous prices of alcohol in bars here in Sweden
I live in Sydney, and you pay like 10 dollars a beer at bars and pubs in the sydney
Like others have said, you’re right, it’s as expensive as can be. For example, can be $800 for a week, and that doesn’t include tips
Yeah, but the pricing is outrageous.
I mean yeah but they usually gouge you on price for watered down drinks. You're not really prepping for a trip on the high seas if you're not figuring out how to get bootleg alcohol onto the boat while wearing the group t-shirts someone made with a cricut.
Put it in Listerine bottle. Add food coloring.
Run Runner bags. I’ve successfully used them three times. Royal Caribbean and Carnival lines. I have friends who have used them on 8 different cruises.
Link to the one you used?
Just don’t forget which ones are for the kids’ lunchboxes!
Or do. It could get interesting.
Got a whole production line goin
Or when you’re an alcoholic but can’t admit it yet
Or broke and can't afford the overpriced drinks at an event with your friends but would still like to go.
Did you just fall out a portal from prohibition time?
Does that mean having some drinks with your mates makes an alcoholic?
It saves you a fuck ton of money you would spend on the same thing any way.
Maybe he’s Mormon.
I’m definitely joking but in all seriousness, I have a Mormon roommate. I told him I started bartending academy as a great way to learn to make drinks and make friends and meet people and maybe meet some girls I’d be interested in. He said, “Yeah but anyone you meet there will be an alcoholic and any girls you meet will probably drink while they’re pregnant.” He wasn’t joking.
Also, my stepdad is Mormon and we went out for my sister’s graduation dinner. I had a beer at he beginning of the meal. We left about an hour later and I rode my motorcycle home. Ever since then, he doesn’t allow me to borrow his truck to move things because I “drink and drive”. He’s never had a drink in his life. He also wasn’t joking. I can go on, but the people that either don’t understand alcohol or think that people that drink alcohol have no self control to their limits is mind boggling.
I'd love to bring him to England and take him for a Friday lunch and then just a whole weekend. He would probably be disgusted haha.
I think the lunch alone would freak him out!
Lol there’s so many kids who are so up tight about alcohol on Reddit. Have you ever drank? It’s legal.. you’re looking at a 10 second video and calling someone an alcoholic. Something tells me you are always uptight and a stickler for rules.
If you have kids this could be a really bad idea.
Simple, don’t have kids
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Ah childfree, that was it, couldn't remember.
Why would you inject alcohol in your kid's juice Edit: /s
Had to scroll suprisingly far to find this.
That's exactly what I thought when I saw this.
It reminds me of states that ran into problems with legalization when children were accidentally consuming edibles like THC laced gummibears.
It just seems like a really dumb idea to lace any child's food or drink with THC or alcohol. Maybe you intend of adults to consume it, but kids who see that stuff will help themselves.
If you have kids you just inject them with alcohol and then cut them open once inside to drink it. Kids can hold a lot more alcohol than capri-suns.
this is some Breaking Bad shit
Rewatching rhat show before the movie comes out next month. It's so good...
I'm rewatching now, too. I hope the movie has the redhead kid that Jesse saves from his parents in season 2. I'd love to get an update on that kid now that he's much older.
I AM THE DANGER
The tension they build throughout conversations.... It really is a well made show. Rewatching it is fun too because you pick up on all these little things that tie together that you might miss the first time through.
In Puerto Rico they have alcoholic Capri Sun style cocktail pouches called “gasolina” that come in a variety of different flavors.
ME ENCANTA LA GASOLINA
Where does one obtain this in the mainland US?
ITT: Fucking boring twats who think sneaking alcohol means you're an alcoholic.
Exactly. I get food markup at a restaurant. It's generally 3x the cost of ingredients. And that pays for staff, space, utilities, waste, etc.
A beer cart at a festival charges what, 6-8x retail cost? If not more. With a fraction of those costs? Nah.
And half the fun of festivals is illegal stuff anyway
Yeah, this thread is filled with some very limited people towards the bottom.
Good to know so many people aren’t allergic to wine, get sick from beer, and are just rich enough to pay for $12 beers like it’s nothing
That is absolutely not the way to sneak alcohol.
This is how it's done: https://youtu.be/VLXJXx5b_t4
This is not the way. It’s a clear bottle. Just shake it, vodka foams.
Nobody checks that hard out of a few bottles of actual water it’s hidden more anyway
Lol driving into a festival, I've had security pick up the whole pack of water bottles, slam it on the table twice, and they spotted the ones we've filled with vodka and threw those ones out. Water replaced with alcohol isn't really hard to check for
Funny, when I went to a festival this summer for camping we sent out a scout ahead of us with nothing in his car except the alcohol (which was allowed for camping) so we know how hard they checked. We were told it was pretty thorough so we ripped my buddies car apart to get to every stash spot we could find. We get there and were asked if we brought any glass with us (bongs or bottles) and we said no(which was true, neither of us drink). They told us to just drive on through to our campsite. We were so mad at how much time we took to hide everything for them to just wave us through.
omg what festival?
When I went to Sziget festival which is cheap anyway I brought vodka in using those fake sun cream bottles that come with 'factory seals'.
Worked like a charm me and my missus got our first quite strong drink or the day for free. Bearing in mind it is a 7 day festival or 8 if you go a day early.
Didn't save us loads but saved money is saved money.
Have you ever been to a festival? They check any see through liquids. If you have an open water bottle they will open it and smell it.
You obviously haven’t been on a cruise the last 5+ years.
solution: use everclear. everclear doesn't foam
What's a way you recommend?
Mix it with apple juice. Apple juice gets foamy when you shake it, so the vodka in the juice won't stand out.
I like this one
But did you know what he’s saying?
I thought this dude was a fucking magician when he pulled that cork out.
I watched the whole damn thing and I don't even go on cruises
But at least you know what he’s sayin’.
Venues I've been to don't allow caps on anything. So you would therefore not be allowed to bring this in.
I've done it for festivals with alcohol limits. You can bring in unlimited water.
I was expecting Jay to walk in and drop kick the fridge or something...
Best way to sneak alcohol is by making vacuum pouches. I've used this to bring into sporting events, concerts, and family gatherings.
Drugs are the father of ingenuity
"Marijuana leads to other drugs, no it leads to fucking carpentry! That's why I don't smoke pot, I didn't wanna build anything!"
Am in the industry can confirm, 90% of carpenters are pot smokers.
Addiction in general.
People usually do this when sending care packages to dry countries in the middle east for deployed soldiers.
Buy Gatorade bottle. Boil water. Dip cap into boiling water. Remove the cap with the seal. Fill with vodka and food coloring. Return malleable cap to vodka bottle. Done.
Anything but Surfer Cooler...
That’s my favorite :(
I used to do this with oranges. What a pleasant little snack in high school
This conflicts with my stop drinking sub something horrible.
This is pretty genius..
Now explain the syringe and burnt spoon to your mom.
Dad: Hey kids, what are you getting up to tonight?
Oh you know just learning about the Henry Ford production line.
I will be doing this in the near future. Thank you.
all you gotta do to seal your plastic sack of alcohol is burn it with a white hot spoon. it’s foolproof
Seeing this I just get this irrational anxiety due to all the stories I've been told through the years of people being slipped drugs in their drinks. Not even a sealed capri-sun is safe!
Oh I'm a dumbass. I read the title as "when you gotta give your snake alcohol".
My dumbass watched the video three times trying to find the snake.
What is Capri-Sun? I would guess its The same as Capri-Sonne, but just The english name?
Real recent video too since its the Capri Sun with secret life of pets 2 promo on it.
As a parent, now I know why my spoons have been going missing and sometimes turning up burnt.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE😅
Okay so there's actually a bar in Nashville that serves these! Been there and it's totally legit.
It's called Losers Bar & Grill.
It's a split bar with one side being Winners and the other side being Losers.
It's based on Toby Keith's song, " I Love This Bar".
They "infuse" Capri-Suns with vodka and sell these baby's like hotcakes.
If you're in Nashville then definitely check this place out. It's one street over from Broadway, on Division Street.
As a former alcoholic I can tell you “THIS IS HOW IT STARTS!”
Or you could just melt the lid off of a 2ltr bottle of soda, pour some out/fill it up.
You could ... but this is a team project . You need the self fulfillment of being able to work with other to make up for the alcoholism .
Hopefully a kid doesn’t find it
Tough as fluff
The soccer moms are getting a bit creative these days
back in hs our band got caught drunk at an overnight trip because they injected vodka into oranges
Group of nurses I know used to take catheter bags from work, fill them with vodka with a bit of orange to look realistic and strap them to their leg, pretend to be incontinent. The tubing worked as a straw
That is only one shot in a single pack?
Most places won't let you in with a caprisun either haha
When you spend 100k for college and only wanna get wasted...
Not gonna lie, I learned how to drink alcohol in college and this is very similar to what was happening on campus and in the dorms
So it’s not the first time they’ve done this, I’m guessing. 🤷🏼♀️
I'm saving this only to umm, funny, yes, no other purpose.
AS TOUGH AS FLUFF
I imagine the scenario where you'd do this is one where you aren't allowed to bring alcohol, like a live show or movie, so now I'm imagining an adult man strolling past a security team that's checking that no one is smuggling in alcohol or drugs, and you're casually drinking a capri sun. Definitely not conspicuous.
Another hack is boiling water and dip the top of a water bottle or soda bottle in. You can take the lid off without breaking the seal thing. Looks like an unopened bottle. Used to bring vodka on a cruise ship this way.
Pretty sure only in America and Saudi Arabia are the only two places in the world where you need to ever conceal alcohol for any reason.
My friend use to do this. We'd add it to our Fruitopia before gym class.
There's a bar near me that does these as a signature cocktail, they call it a capri-fun
Spoon, torch, syringe
Spoon, torch, syringe
Officer, we were putting alcohol into a Caprisun I swear
There was a bar where I'm from that did this for a while. They took a shot of capri sun out, put a shot of vodka in, and put a piece of tape over the needle hole. They called them capri-sins. They stopped over fear of being sued, but I miss those things.
Probably for a festival, no opened drinks aloud through the front and alcohol is ungodly expensive.
When I was in sophomore year in HS my mom would buy me Ice Breakers. If you dont know what that is it's basically a bag of liquor and juice that you're supposed to mix with ice for margaritas or daiquiris. And they look like giant caprice suns. My mom being a fairly recent immigrant thought they were caprice suns but bigger. Her thought process was since I drink 2 or 3 bags at a time that this big bag would be perfect for school.
Long story short my buddies and I would crowd around and share that ice breaker and get lit af at school.
Well I know what me and the boys be doin.
TOUGH AS FLUFF
this is high IQ. i just duct taped a bandolier of minis to my leg and then spent 10 minutes in the bathroom peeling duct tape from my hairy legs.
I feel like this should be illegal lmao
For those who've always wondered, this is the exact reason why you can't take your bottle of water through airport security even if it is still factory sealed.
That's called a Caprifun!
Lesson here is prohibition never worked.
Lol alcoholism is fun.
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I have no idea where to buy a syringe. Aren't those things hard to get your hands on?
Western medical sells them and I’m sure other pharmacies. Or you can quit being a weirdo and just break into a hospital like a proper crack head turned alcoholic
You can also get them at farm supply stores. I’m pretty sure you can get scalpels at some too. It’s been a while since I’ve worked at one so I might be wrong but I’m pretty sure we had some oil field guys come in to buy some so they could lance their buddy’s sore.
You can buy them on Amazon, dude.
Whatever happened to those alcoholic juice packages you could get that were like Margarita?
they still exist
Just shoot it up like an adult
For fucks sake at least make it a decent bottle
So that’s why kids live Capri sun....
I could see myself doing this and then accidentally sending it to school with my kid.
A candle is probably more efficient
Why not just pour it into the opaque hydro flask sitting in the background?
because they don't let you bring those to sports games / concerts
Silly me putting vodka in a water bottle
I like this
This will make it easier to boof the alcohol later, for maximum effect.
Me watching this thinking about the movie theater I work in. Please don’t bring it there
They already have a straw in, why are they making an additional hole????
...the straw hole can't be resealed as nicely
or just go to any normal country that allows adults to drink without a 3 year waiting period.
These kids are getting drunk as fuck for Halloween this year
Wait, that's illegal!
This is some next level stuff right here
You look kinda like me.
Only I got the window seat.
It's vodka, just put it in a water bottle!
You can buy handbags with false bottoms for this.
I prefer rum ham.
The bars in Nashville have actually started selling these. They just put a sticker over the whole.
I sincerely thought they just injected alcohol into a sealed cat food bag at first, like who the fuck wants to drink cat food?
That's a pretty creative and sneaky way of doing it. Btwn. kids don't forget what alcohol can lead to https://streetfights.io/video/troubling-man-getting-put-to-sleep-in-a-street-fight/
I’ve found that the best way to sneak alcohol in is in your stomach.
Is no one going to talk about how they just have syringes and can heat up a spoon efficiently? Someone better be a nurse or I have other concerns.
Has no one in this sub heard of mini bottles?
The ingenuity that humans have for debauchery never ceases to amaze me.
5-6 hour energies my dude.
Also works for taking on planes.
Snack time at that preschool is gon be lit 🔥
Sunny D and rum, yum yum
I cant be the only one who is gonna do this
A bar in downtown Orlando sells these... we kept wondering how they haven’t been sued, but they are fucking delicious.
PSA: Caprisuns banned from all events.
Such a piddly amount of voddy.
My kids love these
Don't they do screw cap versions of Capri sons? That's what we use whenever going to a festival
Ok guys this might be fun at home or a private function but I’d be careful bringing these somewhere public.
What they do can be considered food tampering. That’s a federal offense.
I love how they’ve made an assembly line for this shit
Next stop: bolivia
Just imagine it's poison instead of alcohol (yes alcohol is poison).
Now raise your capris to the sun!
That dog knows what’s happening
Chuckie cheese gonna dope tonight
This is some serious gourmet shit.
Where would this be useful?
Oranges are easier
My fraternity did this for parties multiple times when I was I college. We didn’t do the burning spoon trick though we just taped them back up. And we used Everclear not vodka. Needless to say those were some amazing parties.
When you’re at that level you might as well just walk around with a bottle.
what did they put on the hole, tape?
Vodka tho? Use Everclear. Go big or stay home.
just bring a bottle of chocolate syrup