In case of Taco emergency...
0 upvotes
2 comments
Th3StraightMan
1 day ago
In case of Taco emergency...
Bad tooth NSFW
16 upvotes
7 comments
Laffett
1 day ago
Bad tooth NSFW
The cashier scanned my condoms then asked if I needed a bag.
852 upvotes
28 comments
LifeOfThePotty
2 days ago
The cashier scanned my condoms then asked if I needed a bag.
What do you call a joke that abandons you?
26 upvotes
4 comments
RayInRed
1 day ago
What do you call a joke that abandons you?
Story of three stoners...
57 upvotes
4 comments
parshuram__
1 day ago
Story of three stoners...
6 Life Lessons
13 upvotes
2 comments
arpitduel
1 day ago
6 Life Lessons
My wife opened my car door for me
16 upvotes
11 comments
___Elextrix
1 day ago
My wife opened my car door for me
I really hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
186 upvotes
17 comments
williegary244
2 days ago
I really hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
"Dad, why did you put lipstick on your head?"
19 upvotes
1 comments
RayInRed
1 day ago
"Dad, why did you put lipstick on your head?"
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.
37 upvotes
2 comments
rumblefish65
1 day ago
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off.
How do ducks smoke drugs?
0 upvotes
0 comments
guitar_ryan93
1 day ago
How do ducks smoke drugs?
A man walks into a pub....
640 upvotes
23 comments
ashypants82
2 days ago
A man walks into a pub....
Two girls weent for a smoke
0 upvotes
2 comments
onlytheconsequence
1 day ago
Two girls weent for a smoke
Why do French people eat snails?
13 upvotes
1 comments
sacheenbe
1 day ago
Why do French people eat snails?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
52 upvotes
11 comments
donquixote4200
1 day ago
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Why are mathematicians always so happy?
2373 upvotes
78 comments
GrumpyWendigo
2 days ago
Why are mathematicians always so happy?
I went to pick up weed from my dealer.
0 upvotes
3 comments
Ecp42
1 day ago
I went to pick up weed from my dealer.
We should have known the Soviet Union would collapse.
227 upvotes
9 comments
ChetWinston
1 day ago
We should have known the Soviet Union would collapse.
Oh deer
5 upvotes
3 comments
globalklaus
1 day ago
Oh deer
Twenty thousand years into the future...
24 upvotes
14 comments
LifeScientist123
1 day ago
Twenty thousand years into the future...
Ahh. 4/20
10 upvotes
1 comments
DemApplesAndShit
1 day ago
Ahh. 4/20
If a deaf kid swears in sign language,
155 upvotes
19 comments
Mattisthe1
2 days ago
If a deaf kid swears in sign language,
My wife told me she wanted me to treat her like a queen.
42 upvotes
5 comments
CaspianMortis
1 day ago
My wife told me she wanted me to treat her like a queen.
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?
59 upvotes
10 comments
determined13
2 days ago
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
29 upvotes
2 comments
Portashotty
1 day ago
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
My brother went to jail.
27 upvotes
3 comments
SuperStar1007
1 day ago
My brother went to jail.
Saw my violin teacher on the 9 o’clock news
26 upvotes
4 comments
Trill_Kozby
1 day ago
Saw my violin teacher on the 9 o’clock news
Why can't orphans play baseball?
77 upvotes
11 comments
Shanemartin6243
1 day ago
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Wife: "Come over"
144 upvotes
8 comments
williegary244
2 days ago
Wife: "Come over"
Justice is a dish best served cold
73 upvotes
4 comments
williegary244
1 day ago
Justice is a dish best served cold
I wanna die in my sleep, like my grandfather.
9 upvotes
0 comments
A-Aron-Rod-gers
1 day ago
I wanna die in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Young cowboy
144 upvotes
3 comments
WolfgangVonKeith
2 days ago
Young cowboy
Cardi B. and Bill Cosby walk into a bar...
20 upvotes
3 comments
Masterchrono
1 day ago
Cardi B. and Bill Cosby walk into a bar...
Alligator Show
31 upvotes
0 comments
tettusud
1 day ago
Alligator Show
"Mom, I'm dating a man."
0 upvotes
5 comments
PythonAutomationmore
1 day ago
"Mom, I'm dating a man."
I always listen to mumble rap when I’m studying.
81 upvotes
0 comments
porichoygupto
1 day ago
I always listen to mumble rap when I’m studying.
I was gonna tell a time travelling joke..
94 upvotes
6 comments
williegary244
1 day ago
I was gonna tell a time travelling joke..
Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform,
118 upvotes
9 comments
TooCoolToSocialize
2 days ago
Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform,
A man and his wife are sitting on their yacht
11 upvotes
0 comments
finmarshall3
1 day ago
A man and his wife are sitting on their yacht
I had to tell my doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter
9 upvotes
1 comments
joakinzz99
1 day ago
I had to tell my doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter
I saw a lady in tears at the store
1127 upvotes
46 comments
j0hhnnytan
2 days ago
I saw a lady in tears at the store
What do you call a Texas size dildo?
0 upvotes
4 comments
shannon247
1 day ago
What do you call a Texas size dildo?
Jesus is watching you
17733 upvotes
186 comments
jiggle-o
2 days ago
Jesus is watching you
I haven't had sex since 1956
7573 upvotes
151 comments
Tripleaaa123
2 days ago
I haven't had sex since 1956
Rich, Dave, and Johnny are contractors.
14 upvotes
1 comments
zmqpwoxn
1 day ago
Rich, Dave, and Johnny are contractors.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
5203 upvotes
199 comments
GingerBeard54
3 days ago
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why did Donald Trump take Xanax
13220 upvotes
294 comments
Bhalu77
2 days ago
Why did Donald Trump take Xanax
Mathematician stoners don't celebrate 4/20
14 upvotes
2 comments
AlwaysTheNoob
1 day ago
Mathematician stoners don't celebrate 4/20
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
28 upvotes
3 comments
val_the_impaler
1 day ago
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
Where do prostitues go when they die?
0 upvotes
2 comments
reducedoxide
1 day ago
Where do prostitues go when they die?
What does English teachers do on Reddit?
1690 upvotes
44 comments
Texas_OT
2 days ago
What does English teachers do on Reddit?
How do you make Easter easier?
6 upvotes
0 comments
wcollins260
1 day ago
How do you make Easter easier?
What is coding called on Tatooine?
0 upvotes
3 comments
ProtocolThree
1 day ago
What is coding called on Tatooine?
I got my friend a telepathic abacus for his birthday.
15 upvotes
0 comments
apugoneappu
1 day ago
I got my friend a telepathic abacus for his birthday.
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
850 upvotes
59 comments
love_the_heat
1 month ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
I just saw some idiot at the gym
416 upvotes
15 comments
williegary244
1 day ago
I just saw some idiot at the gym
You can't spell advertisements without semen..
134 upvotes
10 comments
williegary244
1 day ago
You can't spell advertisements without semen..
What do you call security at Samsung?
56 upvotes
5 comments
MORGBORG_on_YT
1 day ago
What do you call security at Samsung?
How do trains eat?
13 upvotes
1 comments
talkingtomato2
1 day ago
How do trains eat?
I recently started a literature group for inmates
31 upvotes
6 comments
Furryrodian
1 day ago
I recently started a literature group for inmates
Light travels faster than sound.
30 upvotes
0 comments
SuperStar1007
1 day ago
Light travels faster than sound.
In honor of 420 tomorrow, here's a weed joke.
260 upvotes
16 comments
catonmyshoulder69
2 days ago
In honor of 420 tomorrow, here's a weed joke.
How the Germans bailed out Greece
695 upvotes
38 comments
p0lleke
1 day ago
How the Germans bailed out Greece
My parents just told me...
6 upvotes
6 comments
svlsln
1 day ago
My parents just told me...