a man meet his friend
11 upvotes
5 comments
toadipixel
12 hours ago
a man meet his friend
A Jedi would make a terrible stand up comedian.
3 upvotes
1 comments
St_Jimmy_182
7 hours ago
A Jedi would make a terrible stand up comedian.
Several thousand letters were just delivered to me
56 upvotes
2 comments
JustWentFullBlown
18 hours ago
Several thousand letters were just delivered to me
I launched a book aimed for 9-12 year olds
73 upvotes
7 comments
RipeContext
17 hours ago
I launched a book aimed for 9-12 year olds
Women are like fine wine
25 upvotes
9 comments
Gazarrr
18 hours ago
Women are like fine wine
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
483 upvotes
39 comments
yaxollum
1 day ago
A farmer counted 297 cows in the field.
A Frenchman was showing of his yachts to a tourist
589 upvotes
32 comments
Chocogamer2018
1 day ago
A Frenchman was showing of his yachts to a tourist
Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)
4 upvotes
0 comments
kyrak18
7 hours ago
Buffalo Tattoo (bad joke)
I'm not an alcoholic....
18 upvotes
4 comments
TheSpectreDC
16 hours ago
I'm not an alcoholic....
A scientist, Mathematician, and statistictian all go out hunting....
33 upvotes
0 comments
loverofallthepuppers
17 hours ago
A scientist, Mathematician, and statistictian all go out hunting....
A wife asked her husband
64 upvotes
6 comments
HellsJuggernaut
15 hours ago
A wife asked her husband
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
15 upvotes
4 comments
mangogirl27
7 hours ago
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
A man walks into a bank.
24 upvotes
10 comments
amishan92
10 hours ago
A man walks into a bank.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win.
40 upvotes
4 comments
RayTakesPictures
20 hours ago
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win.
Why aren't there any white jokes?
87 upvotes
19 comments
theissingm
18 hours ago
Why aren't there any white jokes?
when does a joke become a dad joke?
25 upvotes
4 comments
OsoChistoso
8 hours ago
when does a joke become a dad joke?
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
11 upvotes
4 comments
Crashn5208
8 hours ago
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
A red cross worker is cold calling people for donations
196 upvotes
8 comments
redditcoolguy1234
21 hours ago
A red cross worker is cold calling people for donations
What happens when you mistakenly assume someone's gender?
5 upvotes
0 comments
heapinsteamer
6 hours ago
What happens when you mistakenly assume someone's gender?
What does god poop
9 upvotes
3 comments
DNVIC
9 hours ago
What does god poop
A horse walks into a bar
11 upvotes
5 comments
Jigsaw_3D_puzzle
13 hours ago
A horse walks into a bar
I don’t win Marathons because I’m lucky
48 upvotes
1 comments
wutang77
13 hours ago
I don’t win Marathons because I’m lucky
The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven
1555 upvotes
35 comments
wackoclown
10 hours ago
The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven
Should kids be vaccinated? Short Answer: Yes.
12 upvotes
1 comments
pototakoala
14 hours ago
Should kids be vaccinated? Short Answer: Yes.
What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
14 upvotes
4 comments
HighestDownvotes
12 hours ago
What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Two women were fighting bitterly for the last seat on a bus...
102 upvotes
8 comments
epicurious_aussie
13 hours ago
Two women were fighting bitterly for the last seat on a bus...
Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover?
34 upvotes
8 comments
waydeep
16 hours ago
Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover?
What did the broken scale say?
3 upvotes
0 comments
vfxslave
7 hours ago
What did the broken scale say?
Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
52 upvotes
5 comments
SimpleLov3
21 hours ago
Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
AlliGaytor
6 upvotes
1 comments
MistSpelled
10 hours ago
AlliGaytor
What's the difference between a beagle and a bagel?
4 upvotes
1 comments
rukatofan
6 hours ago
What's the difference between a beagle and a bagel?
I think we all have that one race that we hate
4 upvotes
4 comments
geewilickersbatman
7 hours ago
I think we all have that one race that we hate
Mexicans are probably angry about Trump's wall.
42 upvotes
0 comments
iwasomni
16 hours ago
Mexicans are probably angry about Trump's wall.
Two elves walk into a bar
28 upvotes
1 comments
Bob-Almighty
12 hours ago
Two elves walk into a bar
My girlfriend moved to Alaska.
3 upvotes
0 comments
GreatInconsequence
6 hours ago
My girlfriend moved to Alaska.
What has broken arms, broken legs and is on the bottom of a river?
12 upvotes
3 comments
YourOwnBiggestFan
14 hours ago
What has broken arms, broken legs and is on the bottom of a river?
If you could exterminate any race what would you pick?
18030 upvotes
930 comments
AzteeKDACE
23 hours ago
If you could exterminate any race what would you pick?
The blonde's password
2146 upvotes
104 comments
malachyt
1 day ago
The blonde's password
I once dated a biker chick for a while
4 upvotes
0 comments
Rusky82
8 hours ago
I once dated a biker chick for a while
An unfortunate glass eye joke.
4 upvotes
2 comments
howgreenwas
7 hours ago
An unfortunate glass eye joke.
What is the most popular movie streaming service in Russia?
8 upvotes
3 comments
Prof_Insultant
6 hours ago
What is the most popular movie streaming service in Russia?
What do you call a dog with a hammer??!
15 upvotes
6 comments
katadoo
13 hours ago
What do you call a dog with a hammer??!
One guy sees a beautiful Nun on a bus
143 upvotes
17 comments
DominykasM
1 day ago
One guy sees a beautiful Nun on a bus
What's an easy way to make friends?
16 upvotes
1 comments
derawin07
14 hours ago
What's an easy way to make friends?
A Duck walks into a bar
22 upvotes
7 comments
NTigellinus
16 hours ago
A Duck walks into a bar
What do they serve for breakfast in Grammer class?
7 upvotes
1 comments
Vulpes__Corvum
11 hours ago
What do they serve for breakfast in Grammer class?
A Serial Killer, Car Thief and Russian Spy walks into a bar
356 upvotes
29 comments
Tiny_Desk_Engineer
1 day ago
A Serial Killer, Car Thief and Russian Spy walks into a bar
I offered free exercise lessons for the homeless
9 upvotes
0 comments
thewargingned
6 hours ago
I offered free exercise lessons for the homeless
What did the salad say to the refrigerator?
6 upvotes
0 comments
freeranger05
8 hours ago
What did the salad say to the refrigerator?
"Dad, look! I'm a 3D printer!"
37 upvotes
1 comments
thetrueshit
8 hours ago
"Dad, look! I'm a 3D printer!"
“Son, you’ll go blind if you masturbate too much.”
140 upvotes
10 comments
ChillbeastBb
1 day ago
“Son, you’ll go blind if you masturbate too much.”
I once met a girl with 12 nipples.
10 upvotes
6 comments
CorbinDioxide567
6 hours ago
I once met a girl with 12 nipples.
Its so frustrating being a cannibal
7 upvotes
2 comments
scadabadootz
10 hours ago
Its so frustrating being a cannibal
What do you call an erection at a funeral?
47 upvotes
14 comments
tyger208
10 hours ago
What do you call an erection at a funeral?
Women never choose what to eat
4 upvotes
0 comments
Tiny_Desk_Engineer
7 hours ago
Women never choose what to eat
Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank,
553 upvotes
45 comments
ChillbeastBb
1 day ago
Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank,
What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?
16 upvotes
5 comments
Slow_Dancing_Alone
8 hours ago
What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
23 upvotes
5 comments
booaka
16 hours ago
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Christ, if I said I'll do it I'll do it
6 upvotes
2 comments
aprentize
10 hours ago
Christ, if I said I'll do it I'll do it
4 engineers repairing a car
25 upvotes
3 comments
kurthynhio2455
15 hours ago
4 engineers repairing a car
What do serial killers and fat girls on tinder have in common?
205 upvotes
7 comments
blueeyedbanditjr
18 hours ago
What do serial killers and fat girls on tinder have in common?
I'm killing off the main character in my book.
11 upvotes
4 comments
CJ_squared
12 hours ago
I'm killing off the main character in my book.
I always knock on the front door of my fridge ...
888 upvotes
50 comments
AntonioFlores1
1 day ago
I always knock on the front door of my fridge ...
What does tofu and a dildo have in common?
5 upvotes
2 comments
joakinzz99
6 hours ago
What does tofu and a dildo have in common?
My Girlfriend is turning 32 soon.
119 upvotes
8 comments
TheAlmightySquirrel
16 hours ago
My Girlfriend is turning 32 soon.
A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.
6 upvotes
1 comments
Custodious
7 hours ago
A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.
I can’t believe my neighbour.
12 upvotes
0 comments
ChoiceCvpower
11 hours ago
I can’t believe my neighbour.
a blind man walks into a bar
16 upvotes
5 comments
gameboard19
11 hours ago
a blind man walks into a bar
Doctor : Does it hurt?
1538 upvotes
136 comments
crawlingturtle
1 day ago
Doctor : Does it hurt?