My girlfriend is a porn star.
105 upvotes
6 comments
17vicky37
11 hours ago
My girlfriend is a porn star.
r/electricians should be quarantined
7 upvotes
4 comments
Meshakhad
3 hours ago
r/electricians should be quarantined
A boy asks his father what alcoholism is
16 upvotes
4 comments
PR0CR45T184T0R
3 hours ago
A boy asks his father what alcoholism is
What do you call a Japanese coffee master
0 upvotes
0 comments
SirBaronUK
1 hour ago
What do you call a Japanese coffee master
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
0 upvotes
3 comments
progolfer2018
1 hour ago
Why do lawyers wear neckties?
A reporter walks into a bar...
429 upvotes
11 comments
evening_goat
1 day ago
A reporter walks into a bar...
What's the difference between your job and your wife
21 upvotes
0 comments
BeetleWard
8 hours ago
What's the difference between your job and your wife
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
231 upvotes
7 comments
UncleTouchy970
22 hours ago
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
What Scientology and Trump have in common?
52 upvotes
9 comments
cadbojack
12 hours ago
What Scientology and Trump have in common?
I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and
0 upvotes
1 comments
Gil-Gandel
2 hours ago
I went on a date with a dyslexic girl, and
Girl: Show Me Your tattoss
6 upvotes
2 comments
Meme_Lord18
5 hours ago
Girl: Show Me Your tattoss
John worked in a pickle factory.
26 upvotes
3 comments
TitaniumDragon
5 hours ago
John worked in a pickle factory.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
0 upvotes
1 comments
BernardSure
1 hour ago
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?!
24 upvotes
3 comments
RayInRed
7 hours ago
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?!
Teacher: How else do you call a G flat?
0 upvotes
1 comments
tin_miha
1 hour ago
Teacher: How else do you call a G flat?
How many brexitiers does it take to replace a light bulb?
1596 upvotes
94 comments
pritt-stick
10 hours ago
How many brexitiers does it take to replace a light bulb?
You guys hear about Amazon?
9 upvotes
5 comments
nagol93
3 hours ago
You guys hear about Amazon?
There were 19 cows in a pasture
7 upvotes
1 comments
Gamatito
3 hours ago
There were 19 cows in a pasture
Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
7 upvotes
1 comments
Hectabeni
2 hours ago
Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?
10 upvotes
0 comments
butt-plugger
4 hours ago
Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?
I recently went to a nudist wedding...
23 upvotes
1 comments
oddiseeus
6 hours ago
I recently went to a nudist wedding...
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
0 upvotes
2 comments
winterwolf2010
1 hour ago
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
I just invented a new word
81 upvotes
16 comments
webguy1975
6 hours ago
I just invented a new word
I recently joined a nudist colony..
18045 upvotes
383 comments
kickypie
17 hours ago
I recently joined a nudist colony..
Do you know why jews mutilate their penises?
14 upvotes
1 comments
redvakho
8 hours ago
Do you know why jews mutilate their penises?
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
0 upvotes
0 comments
madamelex
2 hours ago
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Warning!!! Don't look at the sun through a colander.
43 upvotes
1 comments
morris_man
13 hours ago
Warning!!! Don't look at the sun through a colander.
According to Science,
26 upvotes
3 comments
impossiblePie287
5 hours ago
According to Science,
Bush Jr., Obama, and Trump are standing before God...
374 upvotes
45 comments
EstevanMod
18 hours ago
Bush Jr., Obama, and Trump are standing before God...
What do you call it when dress up like a cowboy?
0 upvotes
1 comments
Lemonburn
1 hour ago
What do you call it when dress up like a cowboy?
I broke comedy class etiquette
0 upvotes
2 comments
PM_ME_YourSternum
2 hours ago
I broke comedy class etiquette
The priest's missing bicycle
52 upvotes
2 comments
arvigeus
12 hours ago
The priest's missing bicycle
How does a penny look under a microscope?
174 upvotes
13 comments
KairuSmairukon
10 hours ago
How does a penny look under a microscope?
A short love story
132 upvotes
10 comments
K4k4shi
15 hours ago
A short love story
A woman had a 100 children.
3803 upvotes
136 comments
tadbitcrazy
1 day ago
A woman had a 100 children.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
48 upvotes
10 comments
Dutchman29
3 hours ago
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Here is a long joke about time travel
23 upvotes
1 comments
sinhyperbolica
9 hours ago
Here is a long joke about time travel
A man goes to the Doctor and says...
18 upvotes
3 comments
Mainfreed
4 hours ago
A man goes to the Doctor and says...
Friends are like trees
0 upvotes
2 comments
zinoger_plus
1 hour ago
Friends are like trees
Roman porn videos are like
9 upvotes
2 comments
Lil8yearold
4 hours ago
Roman porn videos are like
There once was a king who had a very promiscuous wife.
8 upvotes
3 comments
nerdy_weirdo
4 hours ago
There once was a king who had a very promiscuous wife.
I had a one night stand that went really bad...
0 upvotes
0 comments
Toyingwithclay
2 hours ago
I had a one night stand that went really bad...
An old teacher.
0 upvotes
0 comments
taloncard815
42 minutes ago
An old teacher.
Tony tells his friend Jimmy: "My son is stupid."
6 upvotes
0 comments
Poryg-Senpai
2 hours ago
Tony tells his friend Jimmy: "My son is stupid."
I bought my girlfriend a petticoat.
0 upvotes
0 comments
TommehBoi
1 hour ago
I bought my girlfriend a petticoat.
Where did the Mexican man hide when he was scared?
817 upvotes
19 comments
LifeOnMarsden
1 day ago
Where did the Mexican man hide when he was scared?
A wife said to her husband,
6 upvotes
1 comments
Eelhead
4 hours ago
A wife said to her husband,
A man walks into a bar...
40 upvotes
0 comments
CaptainCaptainBain
9 hours ago
A man walks into a bar...
They say don’t go grocery shopping while you’re hungry.
16018 upvotes
181 comments
jh37491
11 hours ago
They say don’t go grocery shopping while you’re hungry.
I got fired from the calendar factory. Why?
0 upvotes
0 comments
PapaStalin1949
1 hour ago
I got fired from the calendar factory. Why?
There was an old priest....
2747 upvotes
58 comments
5cat5cooter
17 hours ago
There was an old priest....
I've been dating a couple of anorexic girls lately
10 upvotes
2 comments
Retro21
4 hours ago
I've been dating a couple of anorexic girls lately
I was going to tell a joke about snow...
7 upvotes
4 comments
Slarti_bartfast1
3 hours ago
I was going to tell a joke about snow...
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
3048 upvotes
165 comments
love_the_heat
5 months ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
Not sure if this will work outside of Scotland...
37 upvotes
7 comments
markieboy7
12 hours ago
Not sure if this will work outside of Scotland...
How do you determine the volume of a pizza?
0 upvotes
4 comments
VaxYoKidsVaxYoWife
2 hours ago
How do you determine the volume of a pizza?
If a rectal thermometer breaks in your butt
21 upvotes
2 comments
fourEyed4
3 hours ago
If a rectal thermometer breaks in your butt
Why is Trump losing support in Georgia?
12 upvotes
5 comments
ZenRedditation
4 hours ago
Why is Trump losing support in Georgia?
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl.
13398 upvotes
170 comments
SnorkelTurkey
1 day ago
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl.