Warning: Christian moms against satire
3664 upvotes
108 comments
-Vulcan17-
3 months ago

This is a friendly warning that Facebook groups called 'Christian moms against XXX' (eg. masturbation, fortnite) are satire groups and all posts from these groups will be removed. This is also a shoutout to those of you that report posts with visible identifying info, it saves us a lot of time because it means we don't have to thoroughly analyse every post so thanks for that

Warning: Christian moms against satire

This is a friendly warning that Facebook groups called 'Christian moms against XXX' (eg. masturbation, fortnite) are satire groups and all posts from these groups will be removed. This is also a shoutout to those of you that report posts with visible identifying info, it saves us a lot of time because it means we don't have to thoroughly analyse every post so thanks for that

hucow-cutie
554
3 months ago

But "moms against xxx" is still allowed yeah? Like moms against vaccines/daycare/whatever

-Vulcan17-
423
3 months ago

I think you would have to check whether they are satire because some will and some won't be but we won't remove them unless we are given proof they are satire

deformedguineapiglet
93
3 months ago

Yeah, satire is notoriously difficult for some people to even realise so people posting on those satire sites might not even be aware and think it's genuine. Seems silly to ban them unless it's the onion or something

-Vulcan17-
54
3 months ago

I think the chances of that happening and then it getting posted here are small enough that we shouldn’t allow the other 9999 posts from those pages to be posted on the off chance that one isn’t satire

deformedguineapiglet
19
3 months ago

Oh okay fair enough

kittybikes47
3
3 months ago

In some people's defense, the world has become so absurd that it's gotten far more difficult to pick out satire. At least once a week I see a news headline that would have been too silly for the Onion 5 years ago but are totally real. I mean flat earthers are actually a thing!

[deleted]
15
3 months ago

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avocadonoir
274
3 months ago

Wait... so Christian moms are for masturbation now?

tsukiyomi01
242
3 months ago

They may not be, but I'm sure their husbands rely on it...

ex-machina
21
3 months ago

then how did they become moms

SirDiesel1803
37
3 months ago

Not through the dirty dirty sex. That's for sure

tristenz69
32
3 months ago

What do you mean obviously birds come and drop the babies off on the porch then ring the doorbell

SirDiesel1803
17
3 months ago

Exactly!

Clean sex

WereInDeepShitNow
14
3 months ago

Strictly missionary

rurymason
6
3 months ago

Good name for a competitive TV gameshow.

jedipony1
2
3 months ago

Jesus kissed them and a baby popped out

ex-machina
1
3 months ago

gives "do you kiss your mother with that mouth" new meaning

jedipony1
1
3 months ago

That reminds me of a joke. Why did Odepius hate cursing? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

roastbeeftacohat
4
3 months ago

finding god didn't stop Larry Flint.

DougandCarrie
3
3 months ago

Having spent many years in Christian churches it is usually the men that control what the moms "want". Which is 1 of many reasons I no longer hang it in them. I hate being controlled.

skallagrime
1
3 months ago

This very much varies by denomination

Gregbot3000
1
3 months ago

Thats who I think about.

MorGoldPlz
1
3 months ago

Disgusting.

Ratstail91
186
3 months ago

Wait, what if there's an actual christian mum in the group by accident?

Matej004
69
3 months ago

There probably is.

TheKrustyKrabKake
13
3 months ago

If there is an actual christian mum in the chat we must vaccinate. Immediately.

its_Trollcraft
1
3 months ago

Sic est! Ave María!

MilHip
92
3 months ago

Clicked on this thinking there would be Christian moms against satire and we're VERY disppointed.

-Vulcan17-
37
3 months ago

I’m sure there is a group called Christian moms against satire somewhere

MilHip
17
3 months ago

Thanks, we need all the help we can get right now.

TwmSais
48
3 months ago

What would we report one with identifying info as? I reported one once and it took me a few minutes to work out what might be the right option

-Vulcan17-
38
3 months ago

going to other issues --> personal or confidential information should work

TwmSais
17
3 months ago

Thanks. Think that's what I did, wanted to be sure in case I ever do it again

ShitfaceMcBoogerball
49
3 months ago

Christian moms against seedless watermelons

meme_lord_1234
44
3 months ago

Seedless watermelons against Christian moms

ShitfaceMcBoogerball
31
3 months ago

Chickens against both

gator_cowgirl
25
3 months ago

Chickens against broth

7ballcraze
13
3 months ago

Broth against chickens

JacksonnDOT
9
3 months ago

carrot

rhockeme
16
3 months ago

Christians agaisnt moms

pukesonyourshoes
1
3 months ago

I'd pay to see that

-Vulcan17-
23
3 months ago

all the various watermelon/catholic pages are satire no matter what side of the conflict they are on

ShitfaceMcBoogerball
18
3 months ago

I know, i just like to bring it up from time to time

-Vulcan17-
18
3 months ago

I thought you knew I just commented so others can see

pikachufan2019
41
3 months ago

At least they hate fortnite

tristenz69
14
3 months ago

He speaks the language of the gods

Matej004
5
3 months ago

OUR

opinion

daljits
35
3 months ago

VULCAN LIVES! STOMPS

VULCAN LIVES! STOMPS

VULCAN LIVES! STOMPS

Khar-Selim
11
3 months ago

IT'S REALLY QUIET TODAY

Rokk-E
8
3 months ago

WHAT!?

-L3VELup-
6
3 months ago

OI WUT YA GITZ WIZPERIN

Khaine19
8
3 months ago
maybesaydie
25
3 months ago

It's kind of amazing that we have to post one of these every few months.

ShiversTheNinja
5
3 months ago

Ever thought about including it in the sub rules? Might help prevent the need to post these so often...

-Vulcan17-
7
3 months ago

happy cake day

maybesaydie
5
3 months ago

Thank you.

k-ozm-o
23
3 months ago

Rule 2: Don't be an asshole. No hate speech, bigotry or personal attacks.

When will the mods follow this rule?

-Vulcan17-
31
3 months ago

it doesn't say anything about not being gay

[deleted]
-8
3 months ago

but yet there are OTHER rules.

Gail411
2
3 months ago

Who said anything about being gay?! Lol! Wow-I must have missed something ( and it IS known to happen in my case!☺

Gail411
2
3 months ago

Sorry! Meant to reply to a reply!

BimphyRedixler
19
3 months ago

sort by best, not new

JuuulPod
14
3 months ago

is there a better sub for things like this?

-Vulcan17-
22
3 months ago

idk but if there isn't you should make one

AStraightGayBoi
14
3 months ago

Christian moms against Christian moms against vaccines.

sharkish1124
13
3 months ago

Someone needs to tell these people what poe’s law is.

YoshiPilot
11
3 months ago

I've also seen a lot of posts from r/momsagainstgaming even though it's satire

tristenz69
2
3 months ago

Gaming is fun as hell why does everyone hate it like ARE YOU HAVING FUN YOU WILL BE PUT IN JAIL FOR THAT

GRIMM69696
10
3 months ago

Ok first off chill OK

Prom3th3an
12
3 months ago

Someone should start "Christian Moms Against 'Christian Mom's Against' Groups". I'd do it myself, but I think it should be an actual Christian mom and I'm neither.

DarkDuck85
5
3 months ago

I thought there was a “Christian moms against XXXTentacion”

Bruh

Nova-Drone
7
3 months ago

What about Christians against dinosaurs? They're a real group

benthebeasthen
5
3 months ago

Not gonna lie I think I got banned from an actual christian moms against fortnite group

LordHayati
5
3 months ago

What about GAMERS AGAINST WEED?

Crosroad
2
3 months ago

Isn’t that an scp thing?

[deleted]
6
3 months ago

I also think Quora questions shouldnt be allowed. They are crearly written just to cause outrage

bigweiener
3
3 months ago

Stupid....fuck Christian moms

dont_trip13
3
3 months ago

I understand fortnite but why masturbating ? /s

Rmmc1203
2
3 months ago

The bible doesn’t like people masturbating?

I don’t know if the bible has anything to do with it, but it’s a cardinal sin for some religious folk.

Adrip3475
3
3 months ago

It’s because sex should be viewed in a more loving way than just releasing stress.

Kirbybirb
2
3 months ago

There's one bit about a dude pulling out of his brother's wife before he nuts. He got smote for "spilling his seed," and evidently some folks take that to mean masturbation.

Palaeolithic_Raccoon
2
3 months ago

It has to do with failing to use that seed to procreate. When you're a small tribe, especially one that no one apparently likes, breeding _is_ kind of important. Also, each human group tries to outbreed every other human group, just like other groups within species attempt to do. This natural logic falls down with a successful, technological species like Man, though, where you have a crapton of death control, but very little overall participation in birth control.

dont_trip13
1
3 months ago

Lol I forgot the /s

WBN-Games
3
3 months ago

Quick question for mods in general, if I have an image on imgur where I uploaded a screenshot, do I click post link or image?

-Vulcan17-
2
3 months ago

Click link and paste the link that you get when you click ‘share’ on imgur

Lonk_Exe
2
3 months ago

69th comment

Zlab24
2
3 months ago
RushStapler
1
3 months ago

Fortnite?

wherespetscop2
1
3 months ago

frick

Diplodocus114
1
3 months ago

Sooo - you thoughly analyse every single post?? Have fun.