Warning: Christian moms against satire
1694 upvotes
67 comments
-Vulcan17-
1 month ago

This is a friendly warning that Facebook groups called 'Christian moms against XXX' (eg. masturbation, fortnite) are satire groups and all posts from these groups will be removed. This is also a shoutout to those of you that report posts with visible identifying info, it saves us a lot of time because it means we don't have to thoroughly analyse every post so thanks for that

Warning: Christian moms against satire

This is a friendly warning that Facebook groups called 'Christian moms against XXX' (eg. masturbation, fortnite) are satire groups and all posts from these groups will be removed. This is also a shoutout to those of you that report posts with visible identifying info, it saves us a lot of time because it means we don't have to thoroughly analyse every post so thanks for that

hucow-cutie
289
1 month ago

But "moms against xxx" is still allowed yeah? Like moms against vaccines/daycare/whatever

-Vulcan17-
258
1 month ago

I think you would have to check whether they are satire because some will and some won't be but we won't remove them unless we are given proof they are satire

deformedguineapiglet
23
1 month ago

Yeah, satire is notoriously difficult for some people to even realise so people posting on those satire sites might not even be aware and think it's genuine. Seems silly to ban them unless it's the onion or something

-Vulcan17-
10
1 month ago

I think the chances of that happening and then it getting posted here are small enough that we shouldn’t allow the other 9999 posts from those pages to be posted on the off chance that one isn’t satire

deformedguineapiglet
3
1 month ago

Oh okay fair enough

bigweiener
-2
1 month ago

Nah nigga you dumb

PainIsTruthful
0
1 month ago

Mom's against XXX is okay, right? I mean, some moms are even in XXX, so how can they be against it? Makes no sense....

avocadonoir
231
1 month ago

Wait... so Christian moms are for masturbation now?

tsukiyomi01
193
1 month ago

They may not be, but I'm sure their husbands rely on it...

ex-machina
10
1 month ago

then how did they become moms

SirDiesel1803
16
1 month ago

Not through the dirty dirty sex. That's for sure

tristenz69
15
1 month ago

What do you mean obviously birds come and drop the babies off on the porch then ring the doorbell

SirDiesel1803
9
1 month ago

Exactly!

Clean sex

WereInDeepShitNow
3
1 month ago

Strictly missionary

roastbeeftacohat
3
1 month ago

finding god didn't stop Larry Flint.

Ratstail91
129
1 month ago

Wait, what if there's an actual christian mum in the group by accident?

Matej004
26
1 month ago

There probably is.

MilHip
64
1 month ago

Clicked on this thinking there would be Christian moms against satire and we're VERY disppointed.

-Vulcan17-
29
1 month ago

I’m sure there is a group called Christian moms against satire somewhere

MilHip
10
1 month ago

Thanks, we need all the help we can get right now.

TwmSais
43
1 month ago

What would we report one with identifying info as? I reported one once and it took me a few minutes to work out what might be the right option

-Vulcan17-
32
1 month ago

going to other issues --> personal or confidential information should work

TwmSais
12
1 month ago

Thanks. Think that's what I did, wanted to be sure in case I ever do it again

ShitfaceMcBoogerball
39
1 month ago

Christian moms against seedless watermelons

meme_lord_1234
38
1 month ago

Seedless watermelons against Christian moms

ShitfaceMcBoogerball
25
1 month ago

Chickens against both

gator_cowgirl
19
1 month ago

Chickens against broth

7ballcraze
6
1 month ago

Broth against chickens

JacksonnDOT
2
1 month ago

carrot

rhockeme
12
1 month ago

Christians agaisnt moms

-Vulcan17-
16
1 month ago

all the various watermelon/catholic pages are satire no matter what side of the conflict they are on

ShitfaceMcBoogerball
12
1 month ago

I know, i just like to bring it up from time to time

-Vulcan17-
10
1 month ago

I thought you knew I just commented so others can see

pikachufan2019
32
1 month ago

At least they hate fortnite

tristenz69
10
1 month ago

He speaks the language of the gods

Matej004
2
1 month ago

OUR

opinion

daljits
30
1 month ago

VULCAN LIVES! STOMPS

VULCAN LIVES! STOMPS

VULCAN LIVES! STOMPS

Khar-Selim
8
1 month ago

IT'S REALLY QUIET TODAY

Rokk-E
6
1 month ago

WHAT!?

-L3VELup-
3
1 month ago

OI WUT YA GITZ WIZPERIN

Khaine19
6
1 month ago
maybesaydie
22
1 month ago

It's kind of amazing that we have to post one of these every few months.

ShiversTheNinja
1
1 month ago

Ever thought about including it in the sub rules? Might help prevent the need to post these so often...

k-ozm-o
23
1 month ago

Rule 2: Don't be an asshole. No hate speech, bigotry or personal attacks.

When will the mods follow this rule?

-Vulcan17-
26
1 month ago

it doesn't say anything about not being gay

[deleted]
-5
1 month ago

but yet there are OTHER rules.

Gail411
2
1 month ago

Who said anything about being gay?! Lol! Wow-I must have missed something ( and it IS known to happen in my case!☺

Gail411
2
1 month ago

Sorry! Meant to reply to a reply!

BimphyRedixler
17
1 month ago

sort by best, not new

YoshiPilot
11
1 month ago

I've also seen a lot of posts from r/momsagainstgaming even though it's satire

tristenz69
2
1 month ago

Gaming is fun as hell why does everyone hate it like ARE YOU HAVING FUN YOU WILL BE PUT IN JAIL FOR THAT

JuuulPod
12
1 month ago

is there a better sub for things like this?

-Vulcan17-
17
1 month ago

idk but if there isn't you should make one

GRIMM69696
10
1 month ago

Ok first off chill OK

AStraightGayBoi
8
1 month ago

Christian moms against Christian moms against vaccines.

sharkish1124
7
1 month ago

Someone needs to tell these people what poe’s law is.

Prom3th3an
3
1 month ago

Someone should start "Christian Moms Against 'Christian Mom's Against' Groups". I'd do it myself, but I think it should be an actual Christian mom and I'm neither.

DarkDuck85
1
1 month ago

I thought there was a “Christian moms against XXXTentacion”

Bruh