If there was a guy I'd imagine doing this sort of thing, this is him!
You need to see the video of Jason Momoa throwing axes and drinking beer
Imagine you're breaking into a home late at night, just as you're about to grab an Xbox Jason Momoa comes running at you naked duel wielding axes and screaming like a Dothraki Bloodrider.
Keep going, I’m almost there...
I finish pissing and cumming at the same time and attempt to run, reluctantly
tfw you look back over your shoulder and he's now riding a land shark, still wielding dual axes and screaming like a dothraki whatever that guy said
Bulettes will jack you up man
I would drop everything and become immediately erect
My body is ready
That's the one!
I'm a straight man, and Momoa is hot!
It will be better if he throwing the Trident.
A cut infection did kill the big Drogo...
Oh thanks, now I can never watch GoT.
Ahh, the Florida Olympics!
My thought was: looks like he should be wearing a... yep he is wearing a utilikilt.
I'd like to see the Wacky Wavy Inflatable Tube Man throw an axe.
Yea but this one is in a skirt!
Think he's freeballin'?
Such is the will of the LORD, who spaketh unto the heathens that they must be freeballin'. And lo, they made it so.
Now that I think about it, a kilt (especially while freeballin) is probably the coolest clothing you could wear. I live in Arizona and can't stand the heat.
Can confirm WAY cooler. I absolutely love my kilts.
Check out “Damn near kilt em”, and Amazon for utility and hiking kilts
I know that I do not when wearing my kilt. Don't need a ticket for public indecency.
Scotland 1300 [colorized]: FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM
Scotland 2019: Don't need a ticket for public indecency
If he’s a true Scotsman then he is.
I was at a Scottish pub in NYC and I asked the bartender of he was a true Scot. He proved it.
Asking the real questions.
He's modest wearing a kilt that covers the knees.
The Hound wasting no time with his new glass axe.
Aim for the head
AIM FOR THEIR LEADER!
I thought the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man was mirroring his actions at first
When i first went to my local axe throwing place, the first thing i saw was one of the instructors throwing a 3ft fire axe. Split the target clean in half on the bullseye first shot.
The fact that “local axe throwing place(s)” are a thing these days reminds me that I am happy to be alive.
Thor in training 😂
I didn’t know Thor had an axe
We found the one person on the planet who hasn’t watched Infinity War yet.
Even beside that...
"Thor, wanna drink beer and throw axes?" Of course!
I haven’t either. I like most of the avengers movies but haven’t been interested in seeing that one yet.
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Can't see everything! Especially things that I don't think look very good.
I didn't either, fuck that.
I trusted him as soon as I saw the kilt.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
It's hard to tell from the video but like 95% sure this the Axe Arena in Murray, UT and this is the dude who is missing a pinky. Seen the guy throw two lumberjack style axes together and get a bullseye.
I saw the name and the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man and had the same thought. Weird to recognize something so menial.
I had never heard about this hobby until I drove by yesterday going to a buddy’s place off of 7200 and now I see it here... I gotta swing by sometime
Yeah I've only been there once but I was pretty sure this was it. That guy is kinda crazy haha
Watch the back swing
Look out for the pine cone
It’s 50/50 I’d decapitate myself doing that
I like this one.
Thor on his day off
Holy shit, my daughter just had her friends there for her 18th bday. It was awesome and a lot of fun.
I’m kinda sick of this weird viral axe throwing content, right as one opened up next door to me.
At least he aimed for the head.
Thor. Thor son of odin. King of Asgard.
I would think the window would have some protection considering, one video I saw the ax thrown bounced back, over the throwers head.
I’d be so worried I’d clip the back of my head
Lol stick the axe right in my back as I'm winding up to throw 😂
Throwing a double headed axe while wearing a kilt? This dude a unit.
Bring. HIM. THANOS!!!
Where are these axe ranges I keep seeing?! Am I living under a rock?
They’re starting to pop up in urban areas. I live in Houston and they just opened a couple, found a new one in Memphis a few months ago while visiting the in-laws.
In my area they’re all in the central industrial area as you basically need a warehouse type design with concrete floors that can stand up to axes hitting them non stop.
Dauðinn blasir við þér
If youre gonna throw an axe like that, you gotta be wearing a kilt
I just went to one of these places in my town. Hatchets bouncing back like in that viral video from a week ago. I went to a birthday party there where you could bring your own alcohol. Absolutely amazed at drinking and throwing a 2lb hatchet. I won the tournament so I had that going for me, which is nice.
Did anyone else notice Sweet Dee from IASIP in the background?
anybody else notice the balloon guy
That one “friend” who gets everyone kicked out of the bowling alley.
“Bring me Thanos!”
This makes me respect Kratos’ axe throwing abilities so much more
It’s how Geralt kills the last crone I think in the sad ending of Witcher 3. He was using his sword but it was such a sad moment.
Inflatable tube guy through the window shows better posture through the throw.
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Should’ve aimed for the head
This doesn't seem like it would be very effective in battle as he is a big Target when he launches it.
Can it summon the bifrost though?
Thor practicing his aim.
My kilted brethren!!
sees kilt oh yeah, he’s good.
Thats not hard ive actually seen my grandfather do it better
That’s what your mom told your dad
Throwing a double headed axe could not be easier. Far more forgiving when judging distance - just don't catch the back swing.
And my axe
John Henry pulled it back til it touched his heels
BRING ME THANOS!
This fad is so dumb
This guy aims for the head.
What a beta male
brinG ME THANOOSSS
Thor practicing for endgame
3ft handle? Try again
Of course, whoever he would be throwing that at would have time to order a pizza and decide if he wanted to have it for delivery for an extra $7 or just go pick it up and look for his car keys before the axe got within "oh shit" range.
Braveheart comes to mind.
That’s fine. Let the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man try
That weapon was clearly made for one purpose, killing humans. We need common sense axe control. Ban assault axes!
You should had gone for the head...
Bring me thanos!!!
I see he is well versed in the Rubber Chicken Axe Method.
Is that a window directly behind him?
Would be an awesome viking
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You should have aimed for the head
Came here to say this.