OP gives a challenge
21714 upvotes
243 comments
Shacxify
4 days ago
OP gives a challenge
TheAverageOkie
1673
4 days ago

But none of the text is green.

Shacxify
1037
4 days ago

fuck, you right.

DucesNdustFTW
509
4 days ago

fuck you, right

zachthku
297
4 days ago

Fuck, you, right.

DarthOswald
229
4 days ago

Right, fuck you.

syc_22
158
4 days ago

you FUCKRIGHT

eggbeepbeep
97
4 days ago

FUCK RIGHT you

AladanRR
90
4 days ago

YOU RIGHT fuck

CptCrunch724
72
4 days ago

You right, fuck

xVertex_
65
4 days ago

thgir uoy, kcuf

French-Freys
-2
4 days ago

Fuck, you right

wait

forylla
8
4 days ago

you fuck, right?

zachthku
16
4 days ago

When and where?

Kuroyukihime_98
8
4 days ago

You right Fuck

Plootonix
2
4 days ago

Fuck you right,

mrcarpetmanager
-12
4 days ago

Fuck, you right

hoohaman1213
55
4 days ago

Just put it on /r/4chan for extra karma.

bigmaxporter
6
4 days ago

Anonymous

Justawildslushie
1
4 days ago

Right, you fuck

the_shrimp_boi
0
4 days ago
Polyunsaturated-Fats
0
4 days ago

You right fuck

savitrar
0
4 days ago

Fuck you all!

tylerawn
1
4 days ago

Not if I fuck you first

Red-Wyvern
166
4 days ago

The cucumber is green

bazookabooka
44
4 days ago

Fuck you right.

Waterrail
3
4 days ago

But that's no text

vlad-z
3
4 days ago

There is green, there is text, that’s enough for me

ForayBeanNut
48
4 days ago

FALSE: Anonymous is in green text.

billybobjimmyjoe
3
4 days ago

Technically the truth but still gay.

DeadSausage331
17
4 days ago

The cucumber and world anonymous is green

There is text

Therefore, greentext

altcoastalt
4
4 days ago

Anonymous

Alexpander4
3
4 days ago
Alexpander4
4
4 days ago
havesexwithmybutt
1
4 days ago

“It’s closer than you think. (No, it isn’t)”

codegreen_
1
4 days ago

No, their names are green

GamingLime123
0
4 days ago

The names are, idiots

casualcorey
0
4 days ago

Not even the hamdle 'anonymous'

Stark_7171
0
4 days ago

The cucumber is green

Polyunsaturated-Fats
0
4 days ago

Anonymous is tho

Johnnadawearsglasses
371
4 days ago

I would say a cheese grater. But I would be wrong I’m sure

killmeplease1001
222
4 days ago

Completely but dont look it up you dont want to witness what I have.

FurryMemesAccount
97
4 days ago

Agreed.

DON'T.

BCisakThePro
40
4 days ago

can you tell me the exact words I should not google?

thefirsttoastslice
74
4 days ago

Pain Olympics

BCisakThePro
102
4 days ago

I mean, it doesnt sound that bad?

EDIT: he chopped his dick off...

YouHavingAGiggle
37
4 days ago

F

Permatato
9
4 days ago

F

Mister_Meeseeks_
0
4 days ago

S

HungSnoo
26
4 days ago

Whatever you do, don't dig into /u/worthless319's post history. Just don't do it.

Lightycc
16
4 days ago

holy fucking hell what the actual fuck

don’t check his history seriously

Imagine the fucking bullet piercing through your penis holy fuck

RiotIsBored
8
4 days ago

I recognised the username, God I wish I didn't.

Lightycc
6
4 days ago

I knew it’d be gore but holy fuck who would use a revolver to do that?!

Permatato
6
4 days ago

Are you using reverse psychology? I want to know now!

Cyberlife_Connor
17
4 days ago

He shot his dick off with a gun and posted pics in a comment of a post

HungSnoo
10
4 days ago

And then cooked it and ate it in order to gain God's forgiveness.

needtowipeagain
1
4 days ago
Some0neSetUpUsTheBom
1
4 days ago

But all the stuff is gone. At least related to all that. When did that happen?

Jaxcole
1
4 days ago

Oh a side note of that, after looking into I think the man died

Thadatus
1
4 days ago

The greatest of moral dilemmas, should I look it up and be disgusted, or live my life always wondering what would’ve happened if I had clicked it

pyrojackelope
1
4 days ago

Ahh yes, the pain olympics. Classic.

FurryMemesAccount
10
4 days ago

Pretty much cheese grater <anything sexual>.

REALLY DON'T.

French-Freys
2
4 days ago

Somehow I don’t think this was the intended formatting

FurryMemesAccount
4
4 days ago
FurryPornAccount
59
4 days ago

Does it count if it's a drawing?

Awoobis
22
4 days ago

Why would you say that

FurryPornAccount
33
4 days ago

Awoobis you know why

Awoobis
26
4 days ago

I don't want to acknowledge it

Tigermanner
17
4 days ago

<____<

Kuroyukihime_98
10
4 days ago

Username checks out?

Twistervtx
8
4 days ago

It more than checks out if you know what he's talking about.

You don't want to know what he's talking about.

Kuroyukihime_98
1
4 days ago

I'm curious and concerned now...

TotemicFroggy64
2
4 days ago

It's basically furry porn with a large, blood covered cheese grater being extracted from a furry ass

Kuroyukihime_98
3
4 days ago

Thanks. That's just what I need to close this app. Good night.

marioguy25
7
4 days ago

Username checks out. That picture got taken down from e621, can it be found anywhere else?

123janna456
1
4 days ago

Wayback machine + Link, does it work?

crippled-berry
2
4 days ago

Does this drawing have anything to do with furries?

MaxCharacterLimit-20
2
4 days ago

Please no

KeyboardFromElbaf
2
4 days ago

Please no, I can't take that image again

obunga1899
9
4 days ago

6268

Qheo
5
4 days ago

why? what is wrong with you? who/what hurt you?

zahreela_saanp
5
4 days ago

What is 6268?

Qheo
3
4 days ago

It is a number for a manga on a fucked up hentai site

JustWillson21
20
4 days ago

No thank you, I’m a good Christian boy so I look only at animated hentai

The_Contrarian_
2
4 days ago

man of culture, I see

ChadMcRad
5
4 days ago

Ooh no weebs don’t claim that. It’s furry art.

zahreela_saanp
2
4 days ago

I'm curious now

Qheo
3
4 days ago

Be prepared to see some weird shit

GalaxyMettaton
3
4 days ago

(6268)

Sir_Llama_III
7
4 days ago

Raccoon time

QplayerZ
4
4 days ago

I once saw a video of a man grating his dick, so no.

Student_Arthur
3
4 days ago

Cool beans

QplayerZ
2
4 days ago

No, no, not really.

Student_Arthur
2
4 days ago

Warm beans?

QplayerZ
4
4 days ago

Grated dick beans.

Student_Arthur
1
4 days ago

My favourite!

Frenky_Fisher
2
4 days ago

Im pretty sure Im a couple hundred bucks and a russian porn steamer with dady issues away from proving you wrong.

cjc160
1
4 days ago

God I hope so

hidazfx
1
4 days ago

I know for a fact you're wrong, I've seen a picture before. Also seen a PCI card inside a woman before.

JacP123
1
4 days ago

Fuck there goes my answer.

cambodove
1
4 days ago

Have you seen the one furry image?

philpr91
1
4 days ago

You underestimate people's fetishes man

sarcastic_sketches
1
4 days ago

What do you think those holes are for

prince_ossin
1
4 days ago

House Bolton sends their regards

DerpyMcSquire
1
4 days ago

If I was to call you out for being a furry I would be calling myself out too

FrenchTo4st
1
4 days ago

Boy do I have a surprise for you

Nurio
224
4 days ago

Funny, but this suggests OP doesn't furiously masturbate to trap porn, which we know he absolutely does

Fusion_Element
74
4 days ago

If you arent attracted to traps (while not knowing they're traps) then you are gay because traps look like women except for their dick

Trapsaregayyy
31
4 days ago

No

marioguy25
13
4 days ago

Yes

thathatisaspy21
3
4 days ago
PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS
-10
4 days ago

Nice try faggot. You will not corrupt us to your gay ways.

SmawCity
22
4 days ago

Why are you booing him, he is right.

be_some1
8
4 days ago

tell em

Ultracoolguy4
2
4 days ago

They denied him because he told them the truth.

bumbling_fool_
-4
4 days ago

lolollllll look at your fucking downvotes you absolute LOSER lololllllll

SeeYouSpaceCowboy---
3
4 days ago

But anon is a robot and therefore it's still not a human using it sexually

DarthOswald
101
4 days ago

I thought r/watchpeopledie got shut down

Khacks
24
4 days ago

rip best sub

Alexanderjac42
8
4 days ago
Ajk973
4
4 days ago

The dead has risen

Alexanderjac42
1
4 days ago

It’s rising slowly... idk hopefully this stays around for awhile. Less people means less content, but it also means it’s less likely to get banned again so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tortoiseops
3
4 days ago

Shouldn’t the sub be marked as NSFW?

Local_Mailman
64
4 days ago

That man is dead

WesleyGucciGangers
25
4 days ago

fortnite! fortnite! What's the point of building forts if you're goin' nite nite?

DragonAce03
10
4 days ago

can you don’t please

IRS-Ban-Hammer-2
24
4 days ago

Your mom

speedyrain949
12
4 days ago

Yes'nt

IM_A_PENTIGON
9
4 days ago

well yes but actually no

mdhunter99
26
4 days ago

Battery acid. I’m sure there’s some robot porn out there that’ll prove me wrong.

obunga1899
21
4 days ago

piano

tmoney518982
17
4 days ago

are assuming i cant shove the leg of a paino in me ????? how rude

obunga1899
3
4 days ago

the ENTIRE piano
well, I guess {title}

Firestorm7i
7
4 days ago

Well that’s wrong

PubALub
4
4 days ago

Some rich couple has to have fucked on a Grand Piano

Defeyeance
13
4 days ago

The top of the Eiffel tower.

Not a model, the real thing

JacP123
2
4 days ago

Does it count if I stick my dick in the railing?

SirQuackTheDuck
1
4 days ago

Nah, the original spire of the Notre Dame, can't be beat at this point anymore.

green12119936
1
4 days ago

I mean it got beat by fire so....

Daeurth
11
4 days ago
Poseidon___
8
4 days ago

The bottle of water I have next to me

Esper589
2
4 days ago

"OP" wants to know your location

Poseidon___
1
4 days ago

Your dad's asshole

Planccman
8
4 days ago

A cloud

TheOnlyJacky
5
4 days ago

Vaping is a thing

Planccman
13
4 days ago

Thats virginity protection not a sexual item cough cough unless you shove it up your ass

TheOnlyJacky
1
4 days ago

a cloud is just water vapor and so is a vaping, it works

Crazy_Curtice
8
4 days ago

A 300-foot crane.

qawse_memes
2
4 days ago

F

imaginary_leg
2
4 days ago

F

Dalpoon
2
4 days ago

Looks at Post

Looks at subreddit

Back at Post

Hmmph

TipTurdTurtle
3
4 days ago

A lensatic compass

BorekliPogaca
2
4 days ago

Oof

mistermoonlight1963
2
4 days ago

telescope

alphac3ntauri
2
4 days ago

What, do you mean you've never observed your hot neighbor from your backyard?

raainy
2
4 days ago

A ceiling fan

Catbrainsloveart
2
4 days ago

Comment made 25 seconds after initial post. Fake.

SporceXL
2
4 days ago

Huh.. so thats why I failed my math test... I thought 56 - 32 was 24, but its 25...

Alarid
2
4 days ago

The replier doesn't even know what masturbation is.

prattdaddie
1
4 days ago

The horses NAME is Friday

imafreakize
1
4 days ago

congratulations you get a free car

Zoinkscoobz
1
4 days ago

uhhhhhhhh, a kidney bean? fan blade? microwave door?

Badluckpaul1
1
4 days ago

My uncle would disagree

MoldyKetchup95
1
4 days ago

Probably the barrel of a tank, or a katana, as supposedly only virgins own those

Unrelenting475
2
4 days ago

"Used sexually" also implies masturbation, so those are out.

Sterya
1
4 days ago

piece of paper

LBear13
1
4 days ago

A Mason jar

CowCheese123
7
4 days ago

1 man 1 jar

LBear13
2
4 days ago

Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well

Troglodyte-Nigga
1
4 days ago

Fuck you right

thecasperboy
1
4 days ago

Ur mom

D-B0IIIIII
1
4 days ago

A coat hanger

Quanathon
1
4 days ago

r/greentext is shit since this is in hot and a shit post.

ZackTheFirst
1
4 days ago
PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS
1
4 days ago

Username checks out

nobeliumuranium_
1
4 days ago

baguette

Hobo5000
1
4 days ago
Oogploont
1
4 days ago

Oof

MisterSippySC
1
4 days ago

/r murderedbywords

Hidden2266
1
4 days ago
shino67
1
4 days ago

Clock, there's nothing sexual about clocks

XJCM
2
4 days ago
shino67
1
4 days ago

Ya you win

Panda_with_issues
1
4 days ago

OOOOOOF

RobBegArm
1
4 days ago

Destruction : 100

BlenderGuy
1
4 days ago

Pineapple. Not sure if you can easily use it. It would leave a burn doing anything to it. Also the prickles.

Nez_bit
1
4 days ago

A telephone.

vc688
1
4 days ago

But... I use my penis

Tchalla94
1
4 days ago

The real answer is the sun

Corporate_Bear
1
4 days ago

A cardboard shoe box.

yeetusonthefetus
1
4 days ago

A coaster

Sum2610
1
4 days ago
ComradeKGBagent
1
4 days ago

This goes on r/4chan probably...

Italy_Mann
1
4 days ago

Bowser Amiibo

GloryHawk
1
4 days ago

Besides the obvious answers like come on /b/ get your shit together

MarsBoar
1
4 days ago

Probably a steel girder

El_Ninosaur
1
4 days ago

cactus

iHeartAbusiveMods
1
4 days ago

That’s false, unless you’re implying OP never touched himself.

salty__apples
1
4 days ago
Bapponukedthe_jappos
1
4 days ago

I bet no one has ever used a slice of Hawaiian pizza sexually, but I’m not gonna let someone beat me to it

FeelingCheetah1
1
4 days ago

Fake: Anon plays with himself Gay: Anon touched a penis

Portal1230
0
4 days ago

how about a sword

Baz00kaJuice
0
4 days ago

F

Spung_Beeb
0
4 days ago

Glasses. Sunglasses, 3D glasses, transitional, whichever

thonagan77
0
4 days ago

Fucking scorched earth man

swiftskill
0
4 days ago

OOF 100

TheIguanaDictator
-1
4 days ago

Gravel

ConfederateOfAmerica
-1
4 days ago

Wrong

wahkawahka23
-1
4 days ago

I dont know that there is a right answer to this question lol. Were either obsessed with killing or feeling good.

dick_head68
-1
4 days ago

A house colored green purble and yellow

bestmaster6467
-1
4 days ago

This one hurts roight in the heart

trashkritter
-2
4 days ago
Addy_Mc_Callister
-5
4 days ago
s6jat6uk
-7
4 days ago
ulothrixboi
-10
4 days ago
Fusion_Element
-18
4 days ago

Person below me is flamingly homosexual

ashmit50042
-6
4 days ago

Person above me is more awesome than me.

Have a good day sir :)

HideYourChildren
-3
4 days ago

Both people above me have 3 downvotes as of now

wdj401
-22
4 days ago

person below me will make it to hot tommorow

TheIguanaDictator
11
4 days ago

No u