Lmao that shocked face and backpedal in the end
He looks like an anime main character who just saw the villain transform.
Nani! Dareda omaye!
iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE
Yare yare daze
ABE GET DOWN
*ABDUL GET DOWN
*AVDOL GET DOWN
Both are right for different reasons
Edit: I learned his name as Abdul because some-stuffs sub
I liked shouting my friends name "Abdul".
Īe! Watashi o reipu shinaide kudasai.
I recognize this one. Translate wtf?
OH MY GAWD
S...Such power! It's impossible!
Didn't have to scroll too far to find Jojo. Thank you
N...N..Nani?!?! B..B..B...BAKEMONO DA!!!!
WHAT THE EFF
STOP PUTTING SHIT ON OUR BODIES, DAVID BLAINE!
This is such a holy place at this time of night xD
Please link, I need go see the video again lmao
the first one, lol
Someone linked, but it's a reposted version. The OC is from the comedy team "Those Lil Rabbits", here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY
Part 3 is probably my favorite. "He sent me to dinosaur times!" has got to be one of the greatest lines in sketch comedy.
YOU SHRUNK MY HONDA, YOU BITCH!
Cue weird head twist and blank stare into the camera...
Slowly you realise that David Blaine now has your soul.
It reminded me of Anaking Anakin paying a visit to the younglings.
Edit: correcting typo before it ends up changing the Star Wars canon.
What sorcery is this??!!
kid, internally: FUCK ME!
Gotta start them young on skepticism!
This seriously reminded me of Sheldon Cooper
When I whip my meat infront of a chick. The shock is how small it is.
Yes, I also noticed the video
Yeah, I watched the video too
Yes, I also watched the video.
lmfao fucking baby got in defensive stance about to battle his wizard father
idk what novel/movie you've seen but it sounds great
Fear me for I am atreyu!!!
Star wars. It is pretty good.
"You killed my parents!"
"I am your parents, Harry Potter"
I think the original Witcher game
best voice recognition of "remind me to feed the baby" ever!
"Muh! Such speed! But... I can't back down now... I'll have to go all out, just this once... Forgive me, dad..."
Omae wa Shinderu
Cue battle music
you say run intensifies
"Woah! Do I inherit that spell!?!?!?"
"can I go to hogwarts when I grow up too?"
final boss was ur father all along
what is this dark magic!
Puppies, kittens and little children are so similar.
And drunk adults
But some reason not drunk kids
I'm gonna need some evidence.
I've tried. But every time I see a kid at a bar, I try to buy a shot for them but the bartender never lets me.
Yes officer, this comment right here
Sometimes I wonder, how does it feel to be the first person to ever make this comment?
Free karma is like getting a blowjob on top of a million dollars... but better.
I’m sceptical. We should test that out
Fine. You'll bring the dollars, I will bring the penis.
It's life changing. Now, u/aurihasroyalblood let u/kaduajinkya1 have their moment.
This is the cutiest .... <aHa>
Me too! I wonder if we can find the earliest instance of someone making this comment, and then we can ask them!
Hi there! Can we talk?
Username checks out
I also hate antivaxxer bartenders, kids need their shots
Gotta go to the source. Whenever I see a pregnant woman at a bar, first round is on me. And if she's classy, which she always is, I insist the gin be Tanquerey.
For some reason in my mind they turned into posh thots
This reminds me of John Mulaney, nickels shot amirite?
Wrong (WTF I can't find this on youtube, sorry.)
I love playing on the swangs
Who said the kid is not drunk?
They all shit uncontrollably?
And stoned adults and kids
you might be surprised at how few drunk adults like magic. i was bartending for a while and was fired for pissing too many patrons off with sleight of hand. i mean, it was only a few credit cards i had to cut up...
/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid would like a word.
Pups and Kits are smarter most of the time lmfao
That has not been my experience. They're all pretty stupid most of the time, but we expect the stupidity from animals because they don't know how most things work.
Puppies and kitties are not smarter. They have the intelligence of a toddler.
But he's nothing like his father
Yup, works on bumble bees too.
All taste great with BBQ sauce?
Ghet een meh beeelleh!
Cats are more like autistic children. I know that because I am that autistic motherwrapper.
Anyone else notice his socks?
It'd be hilarious if the camera panned away and they were suddenly matching
You time-traveling demon!
Stop putting orange soda in my mouth!
You made fools out of us last time, no thank you.
What the F!?
Plot twist: the dad is actually magic
Yes but did you notice the dancing bear move across the room?
Those are millenial socks.
Don’t give a fuck Dad socks
Millennial here, didn’t know that was a thing. I drive one of my friends nuts to the point that I do it on purpose when I know he’s coming out.
You guys go out without shoes?
Source: I'm a millennial
I'm also a millennial. I do this as well
Those are totally GenX socks.
Source: GenX. Socks don't match.
I think all gens think it’s “their socks”. Truth is, there are some people in all generations who don’t give a shit about matching their socks.
YaY! I'm not alone!
Nope I was too interested in where the ball went to notice :P
I'm lucky if I find socks that even fit me from the sock basket, much less matching ones. Oh, yeah, socks don't get paired after a while, it all becomes the sock basket, and ever since we got a Golden last year, finding even small socks without holes now is a chore.
Sock was used 5 times in this comment
Idk why I went back and counted. You had already done the work for me.
Is this my wife's alt acct? I thought you were asleep!
Yay sock basket!
I feel ya. I have a sock basket and a half. My holes are bothering from dogs (4 of em) and my own nasty boot feet!
One day we will clear that sock basket!
But unless they're the same type, won't it feel uncomfortable?
They look normal to me. Are socks supposed to match or something?
Oh wow! the kid has invisibility socks!
Moments before that, they were the same color
Only thing in my mind to say was... Socks.
First thing I saw. Then the kid’s diaper lol
What about it?
"Do you remember when your trust issues started?"
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Damn... What year is this.
Its the year 30..30.. and here at the corporate institution bank of time..
I do remember, it was the 21st night of September.
The ball is a metaphor for the raise your boss always promised but you still didn't get.
Definitely one of the best responses available.
Stay back you evil sorcerer!
my kid fell for this type of stuff the first few times but pretty quickly figured out that he could run up to me and search me to find the object that had disappeared. so i had to get more clever with where i hid it. hah.
Yeah you probably ended up hiding them in your ass you weirdo. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Whew, glad I’m not the only one.
My kid has to pretty much give me a prostate exam to find where I hid the ball.
Whoa there fella. Not everything has to go in the ass. What about just crack'n it? You know, just in the crack?
No. Go hard or go home.
Wow Australia must be a wild place huh
Letterkenny. Live it, love it, never leave it.
You can leave Australia, but Australia never leaves you.
I love you for making me laugh with this comment.
Next step: Plant multiple duplicate balls around the room.
I feel like this is a reference to something and I don't know what but I'd like to!
Object permanence ruins everything
In tha butt
Me too. I ended up putting it in my pocket. Then I told my wife I’m going out for cigs. Kid still hasn’t found it. Hah.
I can't do it to my dog for long periods of time anymore because his nose is absurdly good at finding it
I love to do this with kids I just met. Some kids are slow and they never figure it out, thinking you are really a wizard. They just want to see more and more magic.
But I love to see kids developing a line of thought. You can literally see them creating an investigation method to figure it out.
So, my dad did this to me when I was 6 or 7 with oranges, but after each “throw” I would ask “where is it? Where did it go?” And he said the most random places around our house and everytime I went to that spot I found an orange. It was SO crazy to me at that age. He “threw” an orange and it made a thump as it hit the wall and I would say “where is it? Where did it go” and my dad would say something crazy like “the washing machine” and I would run down there and in the washing machine would be an orange.
My dad must have hidden a bunch of oranges EVERYWHERE! all the time just in case I asked him to dissapear an orange. He would make me find 10-20 oranges around the house all in whacky places...like “left pocket, blue coat front room” and I would come back with an orange and I would give it to him. He would the throw it, it would dissapear and I would ask “where is it where could it be” and he would give me his car keys and say “back seat under the arm rest” and everytime it would be there. It still doesn’t make sense at 37 years old and my pops still smiles every I ask him how he manage it.
Damn imagine all that juice
That is amazing, I love this story
That there is dedication.
This is a dad-level that every dad should aspire to reach.
Does your childhood smell like oranges?
I love this comment. I just realized that my childhood had a smell when I caught a whiff of some chicken nuggets yesterday lol. I haven't had it in years, but they brought back good memories for me. My sister and I would have it every Saturday and we would watch cartoons. Made me feel good haha.
I also feel this way after hearing 'hit the lights' by Selena Gomez. Child me loved that song and would put it on repeat for years. I heard it at a party last week and managed to sing along perfectly. Haven't heard it in five years.
There’s probably 20 oranges in the cushion of your couch right now. Well played dad... well played.
Is your dad Phil dunphy?
I'm definitely going to do this with my young one.
Thanks for the tip! Sounds like a cool dad.
I imagine when he gave you the instructions he just kept a face of stone and said in monotone, like he possessed some kind of sixth sense. I'm gonna do the Professor X fingers on temple gesture before I make my reveals.
That reveal tho... "Burn the witch!"
Exactly, he’s sleeping with a cross in his hand from now.
There's a song for everything now.
There sure is.
Don't get shocked like the toddler
I convinced my step daughters that I was magic when I first met them and they were 2 & 3. Now that they are almost 6 & 7, keeping them convinced I have magic powers instead of just really good powers of deceptions, is becoming increasingly difficult.
Have you shown them that you can make traffic lights change color on command yet?
I did it for fun while driving a friend last year and she was genuinely impressed with my ability to predict the light change. She had no idea how I did it. Thought it was just really good luck.
Is the trick watching the crosswalk signs? I wanna be magic too! Explain your sorcery please sir.
~3 second delay after the other lights turn red. Pay attention to which light is green when you're stopped (generally the lights to your right for cross traffic) and count off when it turns.
My daughter recently turned 12 and is still convinced I can smell numbers. Yeah, you read that right. I close my eyes and put my hands over them, then have her hold her hand up to my nose with some fingers out and I give them a good sniff. Meanwhile, I slide my foot near my wife who taps it a number of times corresponding to the number of fingers the daughter is holding up. She hasn't caught on yet, but one day she's going to ask someone else if they can smell numbers. That'll be worth it.
Oh.. Brb going to find a wife and kid to try this
He just barely learned object permanence and now you go and pull this stunt.
Gonna screw up that object permanence thing he developed there.
The dad should reply, "what ball? I don't see a ball, so it must not exist."
son: visible confusion
That’s the infant version of “ what the fuck?!?!”
Much better than throwing cheese on your babies face
Is that happening now? Can I have some examples for ummm science and definitely not to laugh at
Like a little drunk person
At that young of an age, yes. All the time pretty much. Good age; lots if learning, tons of laughs.
also lots of stumbling and slurred speech...
What’s on his temple?
I wanna know too please.
His LED. He's clearly a cyborg sent by Cyberlife.
It looks kinda like a cochlear implant
Aren't those normally behind the ear?
My dad used to throw Gumby at the screen in the same fashion and I thought it was magic because right when he did it Gumby would appear on the tv set. My father passed away 45 days ago. I miss you dad. I wish I could tell you one last time what an amazing role model you were for me.
This got real
When I was like 3 or 4, I remember my dad was fixing an outlet. For some reason he told me he would be able to go inside the outlet. I think he just went to the room behind where the outlet was and was yelling through it. The weird thing is that I can vividly remember seeing him standing on the wires in the outlet. Fucking wild.
One time when I was a kid I stuffed a toy power ranger into our VCR player and I vividly remember it playing power rangers on the TV after but looking back I know that couldn’t have happened.
Kids’ minds are wild, aren’t they?
(I broke the VCR)
Yoo, that reminds me! I remember vividly jumping through the TV into the teletubbies universe as well! Kids brains ARE crazy..
I remember doing a Liu Kang Dragon Kick across the room.
What’s the white thing on the side of that kid’s head
Looks like a cochlear implant
Aren't cochlear implants behind the ear? Mayne they can be placed there too, I'm not a rocket surgeon after all, just some dude on the interwebs.
3.5mm audio jack
Guess he's not an iKid
Small band aid?
That was an old man step back
Them socks not even close to matching.
Yeah, god, that guy is never going to get laid with style like that
Evidence that you're wrong is right on the video
Uh oh. I think they call that the punch line
Tbh that might not even be the dad, but could just be a relative. He's pretty young. Not saying he's not, but like, how often do reddit OPs make an unsubstantiated claim in the title like this that is later to be proven a lie or just wrong?
Is it though? Can we get a paternity test?
The backed step doe...lol
This is a small human child. Its resemblance to a female deer is pretty minimal. Unsure as to how you're confused on this point. Willing to teach you a short course on how to spot key differences between humans and deer, for a small fee, let's say $5,000. PM me if interested.
Sure ! Just last night i took a free idiot test for $5. Totally worth! Where do I sign up?
Ok! Great stuff!
Let's start with a free sample teaser lesson that'll only be $5:
Q: How many legs is it that you think a female lady deer has, and how many is it that you think a human child baby toddler does have?
4 legs for the deer.
2 legs for the baby, but it uses its hand as supplemental support. Some Western countries would classify the use of this, in an expression we say "walking on all fours" in which case walking is a leg related activity. One would assume that the child can bespoken for as to "having 4 legs!"
Idk..did i Pass?
You have indeed passed, and indicated that you are ready for a higher form of war knowledge. The advanced classes start at $10,000 per abstract concept. Would you like to know more?
Best reaction I've ever seen!
Are you Mark Zuckerberg
edit: and if you are can you fix facebook
He backpedaled after he noticed his dad’s socks.
Unmatched socks are a sign he is focused on the big picture
I have those same cabinets.
Kid looking like he was gonna throw down at the end there. He knows you can't trust a wizard.
At the end he thinks. BURN THAT WITCH!!!!
100% sure that kid made that weird surprised choking noise every anime character makes
My dad did this with a stuffed koala.
I legit thought he was magic until I was 5 or 6 years old.
Leave me alone, David Blane.
Diapers are expensive. Make em last.
"...whatheFUCK!?...I mean uh. Googoo gaga"
How's he going to manage a living thing when he can't pull same pair of socks
That baby just got object permanence like three months ago and you already gonna make ‘em question it smh
Dads, prepare for that moment when such feats of prestidigitation are met with a look of scorn. I went through a pretty dark, rudderless period until reestablishing my self-worth in a new role as the chief passer-of-phone-to-mum when they call home.
“Prestidigitation?” You think you’re better than us? Why didn’t you just use a normal word like “legerdemain” like rest of us would have!?
His reaction reminded me of the old David Blaine Street parodies lol
“WHAT THE EFF!!”
I did this to my nephew, then I pulled out the ball from his nose. He laughed for a straight minute then got serious again looking for the ball.
You think that's impressive?! My dad was such a good magician he made himself disappear.
Ok so what’s with the socks dad
And here we have the laundry-living-kitchen-waiting room.
I do this sort of thing with my daughter, she's so used to me pulling stuff from her ear, nose, mouth, shirt, diaper, etc. So much so, that when she looks for something and she suspects I have it, she asks and points to all the aforementioned spots for me to pull whatever she's looking for out.
Is that one white and one black sock?
He's like, "begon Satan"
So that’s why Draco Malfoy doesn’t trust his dad
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!
The birth of lifelong, debilitating trust issues in real time lol! He's gonna find this video in 20 years and all the repressed memories are gonna come flooding back like a tsunami.
After studying psychology... honestly I think, "What is this doing to this kid?!"
Idk what’s more impressive, his magic trick or sock game.
why has this guy two different socks on? I can’t have this!
This kid sells better than any wrestler I know
woah, the stance
My strategical mind beats you in every way possible
That spit second of doubt on the kids face was hilarious
Generic anime hero surprised reaction:
"WHAT!THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!HOW COU-?"
This kid just got hoodinied
2 types of socks
Kids are so stupid and lovely at that age. Enjoy it.
I want that kids shirt
Me too.. But I don’t think it would fit
Internal thinking: "WHAT THE DEUCE!?"
He probably external deuced it as well
For his next trick, he will find two socks that match!
Kid is like “Wow. get the fuck outta here!”
What kind of sorcery is this?
Less intelligent than a dog
"Yer a wizard, dad"
Now he needs therapy, thanks daddio
Therapy nothing, I think he needs a diaper.
Scared the pooh outta him
Dad can't pick matching socks....something, something, apple from tree.
How could you?!? Two different socks!
Why can I hear witch in a tiny voice 😂
His magic skills are just as good as his matching socks skills
Maybe you can whip up a spell and do something about those socks
Reaction of baby so cute 😊😊😊
“The poor little fuck.” - George Carlin
The Hell did you DO?!
Aw those moments at that age when you're dadding on 10
The look on the kids face at the end, bless him
D E C E P T I O N
Toddlar brain: "Nani!!! 🤯"
Straight up, best thing I've seen all week. A good Friday giggle!! _^
ah humans, my dog doesn't even fall for that trick...
Clicked in to say he has 2 different color socks.
I love that reaction in the end.
Is no one bothered by the socks
Keeps all that magic in his socks.
We just ignoring the mismatched socks?
That's some good object permanence there
you are a dad, but you yourself are but a child ! im getting old. you socks don't match
Hi getting old, I’m Orotnashsad
How old is this kid. Mine is 14 months today. I’m curious how far away he is from being this.
How the fuck'd he do that?!?!
Nothing cuter than a lack of object permanence
This is how you get your kids to distrust people at a young age. Good job...
This is what I do with my dog. The bastard knew immediately what I did.
Why do he looks like a guy from thebackyardscientist
The kid reacts the same time we see the ball!
I would have shit my diaper too. lol
That's one drunk ass baby
I love doing this with my dog
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES, DAD!
Literally taken aback, that baby
Dad Magic = Dad-gic
You guys got dogs? Psh I got a kid
Thank you for the most genuine smile I've had in a while.
The timing of the camera with the little flick back to the ball is golden.
this is why you film horizontally woman! can't see both faces
Someone is due for a diaper change, looks like it's getting a little baggy in the back
My kid is getting pretty wise to this trick. He always insists on checking both my hands, behind me, under my legs etc.
The only magic my dad displayed was the mysteriously wretched farts he would rip when watching Saturday morning cartoons with us. To this day we joke about the fact that my earliest memory is this scenario when I was 4 - 1979.
Jesus Christ.....I feel utterly old now....
The kid was ready to fight the evil sorcerer.
When my niece was this age I used to do the disappearing coin trick and pull it from her ear. Broke reality for her. Had to stop because she found a coin and tried shoving it in her ear.... because that’s where coins go.
This is a cautionary tale. She’s 5 now.
That final stance clearly shows him screaming “NANI?!” in his mind
"Damnit, Dad! I JUST figured out object permanence. Don't screw with me!"
OH this just made my day
and yet he can't make 2 of the same socks appear.
What’s that sorcery?!
"WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?"
Wtf man!!!! Wizard!!
He took a step back like “yo wtf bro”
Not today Satan
That Dad still can't magically match socks. No man can harness that power.
Dad, you wizard!
I so miss the days when they use to fall for this sort of thing.
Get a dog?
Top 10 anime betrayal
Thank you for this!! Iwas having a shitty day and the first thing I see I this! Bless you all!!
Haha I just noticed the kid actually says “where’d it go??” in an adorable babyfied way
Kid snorted a nice booger
Dryer is the real magician!!
Me doing magic at my bar for drunks.
Those matching socks are Mom magic!
What new devilry is this?
What if the kid is just trying to hype up his dad?
Am I the only one that heard the metal gear solid sound when that kid turned around and his dad had the ball?
And on that day, Tommy learned never to trust again.
Great camera work. Reveals the ball to the viewers at the same time the kid sees it.
Did anyone else live in the same apartment growing up?
Dad laundry also, I see.
Wait....is that Ross’ apartment??
This guy has two different socks. Real magic!
When he goes back... Amazing
That fighting stance at the end
That’s a kid who’s had a few balls thrown directly at his face.
“How the heck?! You witch”
Yer a wizard Larry
I like the 'dafuq dad' face he pulled at the end.
He was shook
About halfway through the clip, little dude gives the wizard a cold glare for a second. This kid's been bamboozled one too many times.
Way to post incriminating evidence of your sorcery on the Internet. Have fun getting burned at the stake bro LMFAO!!! #makesalemagain
That was good camera work too. Even I was surprised.
"WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY?!"
Baby: My father is a wizard, he knows dark magic
Baby friend 1: W O W
Baby friend 2: My father can make poop noises from his mouth
He got spooked
The first "wtf" of his life! What a cute moment
What is this sorcery?
It's gotta be the socks
Dad looks like a clone of Jack McBrayer. That's the real magic.
I feel like the editing in this gif is super good. Like the timed flick back to the father holding the ball when the kid looks shocked
It feels like you lose a super power when they realize the things you're doing. When my girls were younger, they would sometimes beg for more juice when eating (usually if they didn't like what they were eating). We would tell them to eat their food first and they would get more. Of course they would pout and eventually get distracted by the dog or something else. I would take this opportunity to sneak some more juice in their cups. The cup sat there, full, without them knowing for a minute or two....and then Dad magic happened. I would put my hands over their cups, tell them that I was going to use my magic powers to fill their cups with juice. Their faces would LIGHT UP!!!! I'd say some silly "magic" words and BOOM. There is juice in the cup. They lost their minds and were so happy.
When they became old and "wise" enough to figure out what I was doing, I felt like I lost my touch....but they still had a good laugh when they figured out so that was awesome also.
Now if only he could use some of that magic to have matching socks.
Next, pretend to swallow a penny and pull it out of your belly button. I was able to keep my kids amazed with that until they were around 8 years old. I think the reason I ended up with 6 kids, is that I loved being able to fake them out and trick them. So as each kid outgrew that stage, we just had another.
I call it "dagic"
why the socks are different?
“That power!? All in one man!??? How can this be?”
i'm more interested in the 2 different socks on dad ..
kid looks like he's in an anime.
That dad looks like he’s about 16 years old
Trust and daddy issues incoming!
Lol jk. He was blown away!
He’s gonna pay you back one day and hide one of your balls
Now tell him about Santa!
I use to do the thing where you pulled a quarter out if someone's ear to my 4 year old brother and he thought that many could actually come out if his ears for a good while :3
You know he’s a dad because of his mismatching socks
thats the cutest kide ive ever seen
I love how shocked he is when the ball returns
Might want to check that kid's pants after that shock.
What is that dot on the kids temple when he turns?
Wait whats on the kids head? It kinda looks like those things from Detroit become human
The kids mind is going /r/BlackMagicFuckery
Just another drunk human.
Diapers suck. They are are also amazing too.
Enjoy dad and son free time
"This is beyond science" expression 😂
Is he an android, or is that a hearing aid of some sort?
That’s exactly how I trick my dog, works every time!
What is this sorcery!
I do this with my cat. :)
That orange ball in the end was what crosses are to demons!
This kids been tricked too many times haha he’s so distrustful
A more subtle r/praisethecameraman
I am guessing it's an evil stepdad, not a real dad
The real magic is how anyone let him get by with those missmatched socks.
He was taken aback.
kids are so innocent
When they say your dog is ruffly as smart as 3 year old.
Isn't that the lanky guy from dodgeball?
Hidden Ball Trick
Some kids never learn...
THIS SUBVERTS ALL MY EXPECTATIONS OF REALITY!
I'm dying 😂
Giving dad the hard-out side eye about half way through.
I used to play this game with my dog all the time! Eventually he caught on and then it wasn’t fun anymore.
My kids still ask how I used to make coins disappear
I stopped doing the tricks when they were younger to preserve the illusion ..their memory of them is much more extravagant than it actually was
Why you gonna pull the dog trick out on your child? Well for obvious reasons. It’s hilarious. 😂
This guy dads
Patented children do not know anything
I look forward to doing stuff like this with my niece
That kid is equal parts...
Cute and creepy with his expressions.
Watch out for that one in the future, FYI.
oldie goldie magic that always work with little kids.
Im a wizard, Harry!
DAVID BLAINE YOU DEMON!!!!
at first glance he looked like jim from the office. but then again i just came from a post with jim from the office
Behaves like my cat
hold up!! Lemme process this chit...
Lil dude was bout to whoop some ass
Dad's are the best. They get goofy as hell when they get down to it.
LSD is one helluva drug...
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!
"What the FUCK is this sorcery?!"
I used to do the same thing with my dog
When your pet dog training transfers to your pet human.
What is this sorcery!?
"Holy fucking shit dad that's amazing. How the fuck did you do that you ol' sneaky bastard ?"
This is r/blackfuckery
Did that kid just hisssss? I hope so. Awesome.
Do you want trust issues, because this is how you get trust issues. ;)
Socks. Deff a dad.
"Life was so much simpler without object permanence."
The visualtion of the word 'Taken aback'.
He can make things disappear, but he can’t match his socks.
Further proof that small children and dogs are basically the same.
Lets see dad make that terd filled diaper disappear.
The dad looks like the guy from Dodgeball
How the hell this ball...
What a creative dad!
I used to have a cat who played fetch. I'd do this to her and she would just give up and walk away.
Probably could have just hid it behind his nose. Just sayin
Geez looked like my apt and couch in KC. Had to do a double take lol
Haha that side eye gets me