Dad magic.
56880 upvotes
856 comments
nicholashuey
6 days ago
Dad magic.
BornFlemish
4033
6 days ago

Lmao that shocked face and backpedal in the end

mmarlon120
1927
6 days ago

He looks like an anime main character who just saw the villain transform.

deadslow
608
6 days ago

Nani! Dareda omaye!

ninjadude2112
169
6 days ago

iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE

Mr_Abe_Froman
116
6 days ago

Yare yare daze

thegreattober
67
6 days ago

NIGERUNDAYO

Jackburner
61
6 days ago

NIGER

ABE GET DOWN

thegreattober
49
6 days ago

*ABDUL GET DOWN

FTFY

FurSealed
29
6 days ago

*AVDOL GET DOWN

FTFY

CrimsonBlur_
4
6 days ago
thegreattober
2
6 days ago

Both are right for different reasons

Edit: I learned his name as Abdul because some-stuffs sub

Inachineseaccent
2
6 days ago

I liked shouting my friends name "Abdul".

Virgin_Dildo_Lover
27
6 days ago

Īe! Watashi o reipu shinaide kudasai.

A22_2030_ExE
137
6 days ago

NANDATO!!!

grumpyfrench
13
6 days ago

I recognize this one. Translate wtf?

furbit73
3
6 days ago

B-b-bakana!!

C-A-S-O
57
6 days ago

OH MY GAWD

thegreattober
34
6 days ago

HORY SHIT

thejesuslifestyle_12
28
6 days ago

HOOOOOOLLLLLY SHEEEEEEET!!!!!!

Wolf6120
110
6 days ago

S...Such power! It's impossible!

BlackSpidy
46
6 days ago
aihazu
18
6 days ago

Didn't have to scroll too far to find Jojo. Thank you

gbrenneriv
15
6 days ago
WashooGonnaDo
28
6 days ago

N...N..Nani?!?! B..B..B...BAKEMONO DA!!!!

SiHtranger
13
6 days ago

N-NANI !?

yeah_right_man
10
6 days ago
TaylorDangerTorres
7
6 days ago

"ooh-AHH"

Leet_Noob
159
6 days ago

WHAT THE EFF

nickfree
137
6 days ago

STOP PUTTING SHIT ON OUR BODIES, DAVID BLAINE!

whosmansisthis24
30
6 days ago

This is such a holy place at this time of night xD

robbviously
16
6 days ago

CHEEZITS!?

luwits
11
6 days ago

Please link, I need go see the video again lmao

CloudsCantFly
7
6 days ago

https://youtu.be/DCsMXYgLXqs the first one, lol

nickfree
2
6 days ago

Someone linked, but it's a reposted version. The OC is from the comedy team "Those Lil Rabbits", here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

Part 3 is probably my favorite. "He sent me to dinosaur times!" has got to be one of the greatest lines in sketch comedy.

TediousSign
2
6 days ago

YOU SHRUNK MY HONDA, YOU BITCH!

throwawayzoneparking
39
6 days ago

DEMON!

TheFullBullpen
9
6 days ago

Cue weird head twist and blank stare into the camera...

Slowly you realise that David Blaine now has your soul.

Adrialic
13
6 days ago

CHEEZITS

AlterEggo727
18
6 days ago

It reminded me of Anaking Anakin paying a visit to the younglings.

Edit: correcting typo before it ends up changing the Star Wars canon.

Puntley
3
6 days ago

anaking

Summerie
2
6 days ago

Ana King?

zubie_wanders
13
6 days ago

What sorcery is this??!!

licentiousbuffoon
15
6 days ago

kid, internally: FUCK ME!

mexicodoug
9
6 days ago

Gotta start them young on skepticism!

abh037
8
6 days ago

!

Sacksyboy2002
5
6 days ago

This seriously reminded me of Sheldon Cooper

rubentakharr
3
6 days ago

When I whip my meat infront of a chick. The shock is how small it is.

WWWWWH92
3
6 days ago

Yes, I also noticed the video

Defences
3
6 days ago

Yeah, I watched the video too

yesialsowatchedbot
3
6 days ago

Yes, I also watched the video.

QuinoaPheonix
2
6 days ago
fobby_fabi
3957
6 days ago

lmfao fucking baby got in defensive stance about to battle his wizard father

reXkiller911
440
6 days ago

idk what novel/movie you've seen but it sounds great

Ketameandreams
120
6 days ago

Fear me for I am atreyu!!!

SirHorace111
52
6 days ago

Star wars. It is pretty good.

railmaniac
3
6 days ago

"You killed my parents!"

"I am your parents, Harry Potter"

Rootriver
2
6 days ago

I think the original Witcher game

dyi96
133
6 days ago
junkynaruto
45
6 days ago

best voice recognition of "remind me to feed the baby" ever!

Crazy_ManMan
2
6 days ago
clamy24
47
6 days ago

"Muh! Such speed! But... I can't back down now... I'll have to go all out, just this once... Forgive me, dad..."

guacamoleloverruud
28
6 days ago

NANI??!!!

sortakindah
2
6 days ago

Omae wa Shinderu

RetroGM
16
6 days ago
AllMightu
2
6 days ago

you say run intensifies

drychillipork
3
6 days ago

"Woah! Do I inherit that spell!?!?!?"

assblaster-1000
2
6 days ago

"can I go to hogwarts when I grow up too?"

ShortchangeParamecia
2
6 days ago

WIZAHD BATTLE!

ActuallyBipolar
2
6 days ago

final boss was ur father all along

Schtock
2
6 days ago

what is this dark magic!

peterfonda2
1840
6 days ago

Puppies, kittens and little children are so similar.

complicationsRx
998
6 days ago

And drunk adults

javerthugo
343
6 days ago

But some reason not drunk kids

naab007
164
6 days ago

I'm gonna need some evidence.

DietCokeAndProtein
126
6 days ago

I've tried. But every time I see a kid at a bar, I try to buy a shot for them but the bartender never lets me.

kaduajinkya1
113
6 days ago

Yes officer, this comment right here

aurihasroyalblood
23
6 days ago

Sometimes I wonder, how does it feel to be the first person to ever make this comment?

Rad1k
5
6 days ago

Free karma is like getting a blowjob on top of a million dollars... but better.

Twizzar
4
6 days ago

I’m sceptical. We should test that out

Ennji
3
6 days ago

Fine. You'll bring the dollars, I will bring the penis.

MezChick
3
6 days ago

It's life changing. Now, u/aurihasroyalblood let u/kaduajinkya1 have their moment.

margo99wesolowska
2
6 days ago

This is the cutiest .... <aHa>

oscarfacegamble
2
6 days ago

Me too! I wonder if we can find the earliest instance of someone making this comment, and then we can ask them!

Ding_Dong_FBI
74
6 days ago

Hi there! Can we talk?

American_Light
16
6 days ago

Username checks out

it_comes
3
6 days ago

I also hate antivaxxer bartenders, kids need their shots

cryfight4
2
6 days ago

Gotta go to the source. Whenever I see a pregnant woman at a bar, first round is on me. And if she's classy, which she always is, I insist the gin be Tanquerey.

Caitsyth
6
6 days ago

For some reason in my mind they turned into posh thots

Shugowoodo
2
6 days ago

This reminds me of John Mulaney, nickels shot amirite?

Mr_Sargasmic
17
6 days ago

Wrong (WTF I can't find this on youtube, sorry.)

doomjuice
2
6 days ago

I love playing on the swangs

carliux04091
12
6 days ago

Who said the kid is not drunk?

MrFireAlarms
6
6 days ago

They all shit uncontrollably?

BlackBolt47
2
6 days ago

And stoned adults and kids

fuqdisshite
2
6 days ago

you might be surprised at how few drunk adults like magic. i was bartending for a while and was fired for pissing too many patrons off with sleight of hand. i mean, it was only a few credit cards i had to cut up...

Sirusi
2
6 days ago
NoticesMemesOwO
15
6 days ago

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid would like a word.

Pups and Kits are smarter most of the time lmfao

Lucifronz
4
6 days ago

That has not been my experience. They're all pretty stupid most of the time, but we expect the stupidity from animals because they don't know how most things work.

jeffsterlive
4
6 days ago

/r/Dogsarefuckingstupid

Puppies and kitties are not smarter. They have the intelligence of a toddler.

username_is_taken43
9
6 days ago

But he's nothing like his father

zitfarmer
8
6 days ago

Yup, works on bumble bees too.

Jimmyhornet
5
6 days ago

All taste great with BBQ sauce?

onewordnospaces
2
6 days ago

Ghet een meh beeelleh!

parentesi
2
6 days ago

Cats are more like autistic children. I know that because I am that autistic motherwrapper.

nerdocalypse
713
6 days ago

Anyone else notice his socks?

Mypopsecrets
222
6 days ago

It'd be hilarious if the camera panned away and they were suddenly matching

PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES
70
6 days ago

Cheese Its!!!

ChrisHansen_
37
6 days ago

You demon!!!

4DimensionalToilet
20
6 days ago

You time-traveling demon!

SlyTheFoxx
5
6 days ago

Stop putting orange soda in my mouth!

OneMoreSriracha
5
6 days ago

What the F!?

ARandomPersonOnEarth
3
6 days ago

Plot twist: the dad is actually magic

otter111a
21
6 days ago

Yes but did you notice the dancing bear move across the room?

windmill_slayer
23
6 days ago

Those are millenial socks.

GeneralDee
19
6 days ago

Don’t give a fuck Dad socks

NoShameInternets
7
6 days ago

Millennial here, didn’t know that was a thing. I drive one of my friends nuts to the point that I do it on purpose when I know he’s coming out.

PM_ME_YOU_SUCIAS
2
6 days ago

You guys go out without shoes?

nerdocalypse
5
6 days ago

Agreed.

Source: I'm a millennial

Anakin_Skywanker
8
6 days ago

I'm also a millennial. I do this as well

OtherwiseJello
4
6 days ago

Those are totally GenX socks.

Source: GenX. Socks don't match.

Summerie
9
6 days ago

I think all gens think it’s “their socks”. Truth is, there are some people in all generations who don’t give a shit about matching their socks.

ChittaLa
15
6 days ago

YaY! I'm not alone!

Lowgarr
14
6 days ago

Nope I was too interested in where the ball went to notice :P

Phweak
12
6 days ago

I'm lucky if I find socks that even fit me from the sock basket, much less matching ones. Oh, yeah, socks don't get paired after a while, it all becomes the sock basket, and ever since we got a Golden last year, finding even small socks without holes now is a chore.

Swazzbozz
14
6 days ago

Sock was used 5 times in this comment

-IrrelevantElephant-
4
6 days ago

Idk why I went back and counted. You had already done the work for me.

FullyMammoth
2
6 days ago

Good bot!

onewordnospaces
2
6 days ago

Is this my wife's alt acct? I thought you were asleep!

nerdocalypse
2
6 days ago

Yay sock basket! I feel ya. I have a sock basket and a half. My holes are bothering from dogs (4 of em) and my own nasty boot feet! One day we will clear that sock basket!

Ariel68
2
6 days ago

But unless they're the same type, won't it feel uncomfortable?

Ppleater
5
6 days ago

They look normal to me. Are socks supposed to match or something?

TannedCroissant
3
6 days ago

Oh wow! the kid has invisibility socks!

Offgridiot
3
6 days ago

Moments before that, they were the same color

panicsprey
3
6 days ago

Only thing in my mind to say was... Socks.

DutyBreached
2
6 days ago

First thing I saw. Then the kid’s diaper lol

Rezmir
1
6 days ago

What about it?

ChurlishRhinoceros
588
6 days ago

"Do you remember when your trust issues started?"

drift_summary
109
6 days ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

awesomeusername42
18
6 days ago

Damn... What year is this.

api10
3
6 days ago

201.9

gingerrbread
2
6 days ago

Its the year 30..30.. and here at the corporate institution bank of time..

xXColaXx
5
6 days ago

I do remember, it was the 21st night of September.

MattR0se
3
6 days ago

The ball is a metaphor for the raise your boss always promised but you still didn't get.

JaeHoon_Cho
465
6 days ago

You dare bring your dark magic upon this sacred land?

Prepare to fight

dyi96
28
6 days ago
ImEnhanced
5
6 days ago
DivineLawnmower
3
6 days ago

Definitely one of the best responses available.

jonny_wonny
2
6 days ago

Stay back you evil sorcerer!

cowvin2
354
6 days ago

my kid fell for this type of stuff the first few times but pretty quickly figured out that he could run up to me and search me to find the object that had disappeared. so i had to get more clever with where i hid it. hah.

TourismAustralia
347
6 days ago

Yeah you probably ended up hiding them in your ass you weirdo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

lgoetsell
95
6 days ago

Whew, glad I’m not the only one.

ImEnhanced
4
6 days ago

My kid has to pretty much give me a prostate exam to find where I hid the ball.

lgoetsell
3
6 days ago

Whew, glad I’m not the only one.

Rust-2-Dust
46
6 days ago

Whoa there fella. Not everything has to go in the ass. What about just crack'n it? You know, just in the crack?

TourismAustralia
46
6 days ago

No. Go hard or go home.

Grixloth
43
6 days ago

Wow Australia must be a wild place huh

Cleanupisle5
23
6 days ago

ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐƆ

60thPresident
2
6 days ago

Letterkenny. Live it, love it, never leave it.

Cutapis
3
6 days ago

You can leave Australia, but Australia never leaves you.

jk021
2
6 days ago

Keistering 101

ketoaddict007
2
6 days ago

I love you for making me laugh with this comment.

Nisas
31
6 days ago

Next step: Plant multiple duplicate balls around the room.

Insanelopez
15
6 days ago

DECOY SNAIL

xXColaXx
2
6 days ago

I feel like this is a reference to something and I don't know what but I'd like to!

nightwing2024
8
6 days ago

Object permanence ruins everything

OriginalDang
7
6 days ago

Wut wut

Hero_Queen_of_Albion
2
6 days ago

In tha butt

LightningCurry
3
6 days ago

Me too. I ended up putting it in my pocket. Then I told my wife I’m going out for cigs. Kid still hasn’t found it. Hah.

LordCharco_iii
2
6 days ago

I can't do it to my dog for long periods of time anymore because his nose is absurdly good at finding it

luke_in_the_sky
2
6 days ago

I love to do this with kids I just met. Some kids are slow and they never figure it out, thinking you are really a wizard. They just want to see more and more magic.

But I love to see kids developing a line of thought. You can literally see them creating an investigation method to figure it out.

And-The-Winner-Isnt
339
6 days ago

So, my dad did this to me when I was 6 or 7 with oranges, but after each “throw” I would ask “where is it? Where did it go?” And he said the most random places around our house and everytime I went to that spot I found an orange. It was SO crazy to me at that age. He “threw” an orange and it made a thump as it hit the wall and I would say “where is it? Where did it go” and my dad would say something crazy like “the washing machine” and I would run down there and in the washing machine would be an orange. My dad must have hidden a bunch of oranges EVERYWHERE! all the time just in case I asked him to dissapear an orange. He would make me find 10-20 oranges around the house all in whacky places...like “left pocket, blue coat front room” and I would come back with an orange and I would give it to him. He would the throw it, it would dissapear and I would ask “where is it where could it be” and he would give me his car keys and say “back seat under the arm rest” and everytime it would be there. It still doesn’t make sense at 37 years old and my pops still smiles every I ask him how he manage it.

tombah
46
6 days ago

Damn imagine all that juice

IndieCurtis
40
6 days ago

That is amazing, I love this story

Ariel68
27
6 days ago

That there is dedication.

Missu_
25
6 days ago

This is a dad-level that every dad should aspire to reach.

colbinator
18
6 days ago

Does your childhood smell like oranges?

ElegantShitwad
6
6 days ago

I love this comment. I just realized that my childhood had a smell when I caught a whiff of some chicken nuggets yesterday lol. I haven't had it in years, but they brought back good memories for me. My sister and I would have it every Saturday and we would watch cartoons. Made me feel good haha.

I also feel this way after hearing 'hit the lights' by Selena Gomez. Child me loved that song and would put it on repeat for years. I heard it at a party last week and managed to sing along perfectly. Haven't heard it in five years.

TheLastRiceGrain
9
6 days ago

There’s probably 20 oranges in the cushion of your couch right now. Well played dad... well played.

dhruva-harit
2
6 days ago

Is your dad Phil dunphy?

TheMonchoochkin
2
6 days ago

I'm definitely going to do this with my young one.

Thanks for the tip! Sounds like a cool dad.
I imagine when he gave you the instructions he just kept a face of stone and said in monotone, like he possessed some kind of sixth sense. I'm gonna do the Professor X fingers on temple gesture before I make my reveals.

Vinegar_Fingers
179
6 days ago

That reveal tho... "Burn the witch!"

1-kbl
35
6 days ago

Exactly, he’s sleeping with a cross in his hand from now.

jamesh08
2
6 days ago

There's a song for everything now.

https://youtu.be/RjT1R0Yr3lA

isdebesht
3
6 days ago
reXkiller911
2
6 days ago

Don't get shocked like the toddler

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

thatgirl829
112
6 days ago

I convinced my step daughters that I was magic when I first met them and they were 2 & 3. Now that they are almost 6 & 7, keeping them convinced I have magic powers instead of just really good powers of deceptions, is becoming increasingly difficult.

Mezmorizor
58
6 days ago

Have you shown them that you can make traffic lights change color on command yet?

andysaurus_rex
24
6 days ago

I did it for fun while driving a friend last year and she was genuinely impressed with my ability to predict the light change. She had no idea how I did it. Thought it was just really good luck.

xXColaXx
13
6 days ago

Is the trick watching the crosswalk signs? I wanna be magic too! Explain your sorcery please sir.

Trinilos
15
6 days ago

~3 second delay after the other lights turn red. Pay attention to which light is green when you're stopped (generally the lights to your right for cross traffic) and count off when it turns.

Advocate777
109
6 days ago

My daughter recently turned 12 and is still convinced I can smell numbers. Yeah, you read that right. I close my eyes and put my hands over them, then have her hold her hand up to my nose with some fingers out and I give them a good sniff. Meanwhile, I slide my foot near my wife who taps it a number of times corresponding to the number of fingers the daughter is holding up. She hasn't caught on yet, but one day she's going to ask someone else if they can smell numbers. That'll be worth it.

clairvoyant11
2
6 days ago

Oh.. Brb going to find a wife and kid to try this

ChronoKing
72
6 days ago

He just barely learned object permanence and now you go and pull this stunt.

pogidaga
67
6 days ago

Gonna screw up that object permanence thing he developed there.

maddtuck
24
6 days ago

The dad should reply, "what ball? I don't see a ball, so it must not exist."

ablablababla
3
6 days ago

son: visible confusion

drcash360-2ndaccount
57
6 days ago

That’s the infant version of “ what the fuck?!?!”

jordanshere123
42
6 days ago

Much better than throwing cheese on your babies face

kylebro23
5
6 days ago

Is that happening now? Can I have some examples for ummm science and definitely not to laugh at

Na_nii
3
6 days ago
Floyd314
39
6 days ago

Like a little drunk person

nerdocalypse
18
6 days ago

At that young of an age, yes. All the time pretty much. Good age; lots if learning, tons of laughs.

IcebergSlimFast
2
6 days ago

also lots of stumbling and slurred speech...

Wherethewildthngsare
31
6 days ago

What’s on his temple?

consultingassbutt_1
3
6 days ago

I wanna know too please.

Zero111of160cru
3
6 days ago

His LED. He's clearly a cyborg sent by Cyberlife.

Discreetinsanity
1
6 days ago

It looks kinda like a cochlear implant

Fearlessleader85
2
6 days ago

Aren't those normally behind the ear?

AcidCatMeow
22
6 days ago

My dad used to throw Gumby at the screen in the same fashion and I thought it was magic because right when he did it Gumby would appear on the tv set. My father passed away 45 days ago. I miss you dad. I wish I could tell you one last time what an amazing role model you were for me.

doktorstilton
3
6 days ago

This got real

OddPizza
21
6 days ago

When I was like 3 or 4, I remember my dad was fixing an outlet. For some reason he told me he would be able to go inside the outlet. I think he just went to the room behind where the outlet was and was yelling through it. The weird thing is that I can vividly remember seeing him standing on the wires in the outlet. Fucking wild.

shewmai
23
6 days ago

One time when I was a kid I stuffed a toy power ranger into our VCR player and I vividly remember it playing power rangers on the TV after but looking back I know that couldn’t have happened.

Kids’ minds are wild, aren’t they?

(I broke the VCR)

OddPizza
7
6 days ago

Yoo, that reminds me! I remember vividly jumping through the TV into the teletubbies universe as well! Kids brains ARE crazy..

melborp11
2
6 days ago

I remember doing a Liu Kang Dragon Kick across the room.

bathroomheater
16
6 days ago

What’s the white thing on the side of that kid’s head

Doctorsass
13
6 days ago

Looks like a cochlear implant

mickandproudofit
8
6 days ago

Aren't cochlear implants behind the ear? Mayne they can be placed there too, I'm not a rocket surgeon after all, just some dude on the interwebs.

Skeletbossen
9
6 days ago

3.5mm audio jack

xXColaXx
6
6 days ago

Guess he's not an iKid

andysaurus_rex
2
6 days ago

Small band aid?

pgoodie2004
16
6 days ago

That was an old man step back

lewstherintelethon
17
6 days ago
Jatnal
17
6 days ago

Them socks not even close to matching.

maxuaboy
8
6 days ago

Yeah, god, that guy is never going to get laid with style like that

SpaceDrifter9
1
6 days ago

Evidence that you're wrong is right on the video

maxuaboy
6
6 days ago

Uh oh. I think they call that the punch line

Raherin
3
6 days ago

Tbh that might not even be the dad, but could just be a relative. He's pretty young. Not saying he's not, but like, how often do reddit OPs make an unsubstantiated claim in the title like this that is later to be proven a lie or just wrong?

DerpyMcWafflestomp
3
6 days ago

Is it though? Can we get a paternity test?

supahotfiiire
15
6 days ago

The backed step doe...lol

yesofcouseitdid
2
6 days ago

doe

This is a small human child. Its resemblance to a female deer is pretty minimal. Unsure as to how you're confused on this point. Willing to teach you a short course on how to spot key differences between humans and deer, for a small fee, let's say $5,000. PM me if interested.

supahotfiiire
2
6 days ago

Sure ! Just last night i took a free idiot test for $5. Totally worth! Where do I sign up?

yesofcouseitdid
2
6 days ago

Ok! Great stuff!

Let's start with a free sample teaser lesson that'll only be $5:

Q: How many legs is it that you think a female lady deer has, and how many is it that you think a human child baby toddler does have?

supahotfiiire
2
6 days ago

4 legs for the deer.

2 legs for the baby, but it uses its hand as supplemental support. Some Western countries would classify the use of this, in an expression we say "walking on all fours" in which case walking is a leg related activity. One would assume that the child can bespoken for as to "having 4 legs!"

Idk..did i Pass?

yesofcouseitdid
2
6 days ago

You have indeed passed, and indicated that you are ready for a higher form of war knowledge. The advanced classes start at $10,000 per abstract concept. Would you like to know more?

undefined_reference
11
6 days ago
SamuDabu
14
6 days ago

Best reaction I've ever seen!

ishan0102
13
6 days ago

Are you Mark Zuckerberg

edit: and if you are can you fix facebook

sidskorna
11
6 days ago

He backpedaled after he noticed his dad’s socks.

bottleyourballsweat
12
6 days ago

Unmatched socks are a sign he is focused on the big picture

TheFascination
11
6 days ago

I have those same cabinets.

purseandboots
10
6 days ago

Fascinating.

Riverrat21
9
6 days ago
xKalbee
10
6 days ago

Kid looking like he was gonna throw down at the end there. He knows you can't trust a wizard.

Smilepotato
11
6 days ago

At the end he thinks. BURN THAT WITCH!!!!

Sevaa_1104
9
6 days ago

100% sure that kid made that weird surprised choking noise every anime character makes

Eimiaj_Belial
11
6 days ago

My dad did this with a stuffed koala.

I legit thought he was magic until I was 5 or 6 years old.

GymLeaderCam
11
6 days ago

Leave me alone, David Blane.

LGuappo
9
6 days ago

Diapers are expensive. Make em last.

Sharkn91
10
6 days ago

"...whatheFUCK!?...I mean uh. Googoo gaga"

666night_queen666
8
6 days ago

How's he going to manage a living thing when he can't pull same pair of socks

fickelbing
8
6 days ago

That baby just got object permanence like three months ago and you already gonna make ‘em question it smh

Echo_are_one
8
6 days ago

Dads, prepare for that moment when such feats of prestidigitation are met with a look of scorn. I went through a pretty dark, rudderless period until reestablishing my self-worth in a new role as the chief passer-of-phone-to-mum when they call home.

GreasyReference
2
6 days ago

“Prestidigitation?” You think you’re better than us? Why didn’t you just use a normal word like “legerdemain” like rest of us would have!?

jeeenx
8
6 days ago

His reaction reminded me of the old David Blaine Street parodies lol

“WHAT THE EFF!!”

skratudojey
8
6 days ago

I did this to my nephew, then I pulled out the ball from his nose. He laughed for a straight minute then got serious again looking for the ball.

WaxyTax
8
6 days ago

You think that's impressive?! My dad was such a good magician he made himself disappear.

Bolognanipple
8
6 days ago

Ok so what’s with the socks dad

wtfever2k17
7
6 days ago

And here we have the laundry-living-kitchen-waiting room.

acidvolt
8
6 days ago

I do this sort of thing with my daughter, she's so used to me pulling stuff from her ear, nose, mouth, shirt, diaper, etc. So much so, that when she looks for something and she suspects I have it, she asks and points to all the aforementioned spots for me to pull whatever she's looking for out.

One-eyed-snake
8
6 days ago

Is that one white and one black sock?

drewzilla37
7
6 days ago

He's like, "begon Satan"

heythereseeya
7
6 days ago

So that’s why Draco Malfoy doesn’t trust his dad

mercurialzu
7
6 days ago

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!

D4RKS0u1
8
6 days ago
BlameCanada93
8
6 days ago

The birth of lifelong, debilitating trust issues in real time lol! He's gonna find this video in 20 years and all the repressed memories are gonna come flooding back like a tsunami.

mark503
7
6 days ago
nonemoreunknown
6
6 days ago

After studying psychology... honestly I think, "What is this doing to this kid?!"

harleegentry
6
6 days ago

Idk what’s more impressive, his magic trick or sock game.

draakies
7
6 days ago

why has this guy two different socks on? I can’t have this!

1010011001100101
8
6 days ago

This kid sells better than any wrestler I know

clasic_krap
7
6 days ago

woah, the stance

FlytoheavenL
6
6 days ago

My strategical mind beats you in every way possible

go2hell50
6
6 days ago

That spit second of doubt on the kids face was hilarious

Jacob_44xd
6
6 days ago

Generic anime hero surprised reaction: "WHAT!THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!HOW COU-?"

dankestmemr
5
6 days ago

This kid just got hoodinied

zoomless4
6
6 days ago

2 types of socks

OrganicDozer
7
6 days ago

Kids are so stupid and lovely at that age. Enjoy it.

Fischi132
6
6 days ago

I want that kids shirt

chicken_N_ROFLs
2
6 days ago

Me too.. But I don’t think it would fit

MrStealY0Meme
6
6 days ago

Internal thinking: "WHAT THE DEUCE!?"

frolm
3
6 days ago

He probably external deuced it as well

scifiwoman
5
6 days ago

For his next trick, he will find two socks that match!

Epena501
6
6 days ago

Kid is like “Wow. get the fuck outta here!”

mervinva
5
6 days ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

farva_litter_cola
7
6 days ago

Less intelligent than a dog

Cybergor
5
6 days ago

"Yer a wizard, dad"

QXCope
6
6 days ago

shook

findthepinecone
6
6 days ago

Now he needs therapy, thanks daddio

peterfonda2
5
6 days ago

Therapy nothing, I think he needs a diaper.

Fay3fay3
5
6 days ago

Scared the pooh outta him

HappyMcHappyPants
6
6 days ago

Dads. Awesome.

5foot9
4
6 days ago

different socks

not_ralph_steadman
3
6 days ago

Dad can't pick matching socks....something, something, apple from tree.

Vasqueztim
5
6 days ago

How could you?!? Two different socks!

twiskt
5
6 days ago

Why can I hear witch in a tiny voice 😂

harrison1984
5
6 days ago

His magic skills are just as good as his matching socks skills

morrey89
4
6 days ago

Maybe you can whip up a spell and do something about those socks

Loayasma
5
6 days ago

Reaction of baby so cute 😊😊😊

Sputnik_Rising
5
6 days ago

“The poor little fuck.” - George Carlin

mikewoo_
5
6 days ago

The Hell did you DO?!

jdmjdmjdm
6
6 days ago

Aw those moments at that age when you're dadding on 10

ArtisticMercenary
5
6 days ago

The look on the kids face at the end, bless him

Syrokal
6
6 days ago

Nani?!

baldbychoice
4
6 days ago

D E C E P T I O N

GuyLeRauch
5
6 days ago

Toddlar brain: "Nani!!! 🤯"

thatjessgrl3187
5
6 days ago

Straight up, best thing I've seen all week. A good Friday giggle!! _^

pr1m3r3dd1tor
5
6 days ago
aparatchik
5
6 days ago

ah humans, my dog doesn't even fall for that trick...

redeyedragoon
6
6 days ago

Clicked in to say he has 2 different color socks.

FreshTea69
5
6 days ago

I love that reaction in the end.

tnxhunpenneys
6
6 days ago

Is no one bothered by the socks

AfineG
5
6 days ago

Keeps all that magic in his socks.

generaltaila007
5
6 days ago

We just ignoring the mismatched socks?

SupposedlyAPerson
4
6 days ago

That's some good object permanence there

promptsuccor504
5
6 days ago

you are a dad, but you yourself are but a child ! im getting old. you socks don't match

orotnashsad
6
6 days ago

Hi getting old, I’m Orotnashsad

mywifeischoice919
5
6 days ago

How old is this kid. Mine is 14 months today. I’m curious how far away he is from being this.

xDrakellx
4
6 days ago

How the fuck'd he do that?!?!

TH1NKTHRICE
4
6 days ago

Nothing cuter than a lack of object permanence

pixelkarma
4
6 days ago

This is how you get your kids to distrust people at a young age. Good job...

dedbet
4
6 days ago

This is what I do with my dog. The bastard knew immediately what I did.

FatMonkeyc
4
6 days ago

Why do he looks like a guy from thebackyardscientist

Mizzleittwice
5
6 days ago

The kid reacts the same time we see the ball!

jedigamer619
4
6 days ago

I would have shit my diaper too. lol

bluemoonmotherfucker
4
6 days ago

That's one drunk ass baby

A_M_K12
5
6 days ago

I love doing this with my dog

ReasonablyBadass
3
6 days ago

THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES, DAD!

itsjustfeutball
4
6 days ago

Literally taken aback, that baby

Jimmy_VD
4
6 days ago

Dad Magic = Dad-gic

mobizque2
4
6 days ago

Deception!

bryyyyyyyyyy
3
6 days ago

You guys got dogs? Psh I got a kid

MrK1ng5had0w
5
6 days ago

Thank you for the most genuine smile I've had in a while.

rageshark23
4
6 days ago

The timing of the camera with the little flick back to the ball is golden.

FlipKickBack
4
6 days ago

this is why you film horizontally woman! can't see both faces

superredmenace
5
6 days ago

Someone is due for a diaper change, looks like it's getting a little baggy in the back

railmaniac
4
6 days ago

My kid is getting pretty wise to this trick. He always insists on checking both my hands, behind me, under my legs etc.

RadiantSun
3
6 days ago

Dadgic

whopperdoublebeef
4
6 days ago

The only magic my dad displayed was the mysteriously wretched farts he would rip when watching Saturday morning cartoons with us. To this day we joke about the fact that my earliest memory is this scenario when I was 4 - 1979.

Jesus Christ.....I feel utterly old now....

notmeok1989
4
6 days ago

NANI?

Thaifoodisonitsway
3
6 days ago
ozuguru
4
6 days ago

The kid was ready to fight the evil sorcerer.

SharpedoWeek
4
6 days ago

When my niece was this age I used to do the disappearing coin trick and pull it from her ear. Broke reality for her. Had to stop because she found a coin and tried shoving it in her ear.... because that’s where coins go.

This is a cautionary tale. She’s 5 now.

DanGanGalaxy
4
6 days ago

That final stance clearly shows him screaming “NANI?!” in his mind

mythanksdotgif
4
6 days ago

"Damnit, Dad! I JUST figured out object permanence. Don't screw with me!"

Unknownforman09
3
6 days ago

OH this just made my day

illgot
4
6 days ago

and yet he can't make 2 of the same socks appear.

troydai
4
6 days ago

What’s that sorcery?!

CaillousRevenge
3
6 days ago

"WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?"

ararefinding
4
6 days ago

Wtf man!!!! Wizard!!

da_vinhcee
4
6 days ago

He took a step back like “yo wtf bro”

DarkDayzInHell
3
6 days ago

Not today Satan

benchan2a01
3
6 days ago

"Jesus Christ"

FlCoC
3
6 days ago

That Dad still can't magically match socks. No man can harness that power.

looklikeIcare
3
6 days ago
PsychologicalTime4
3
6 days ago
themadestlad69
3
6 days ago

Wizards

calionking
3
6 days ago

Dad, you wizard!

Beowoulf355
3
6 days ago

I so miss the days when they use to fall for this sort of thing.

G-III
2
6 days ago

Get a dog?

Aboune
3
6 days ago

Top 10 anime betrayal

Nomisui
3
6 days ago

*dog magic

Jeezyknowsitall
3
6 days ago

Thank you for this!! Iwas having a shitty day and the first thing I see I this! Bless you all!!

MagicBeanGuy
3
6 days ago

Haha I just noticed the kid actually says “where’d it go??” in an adorable babyfied way

Jsblee
3
6 days ago

Kid snorted a nice booger

Hoptilyoudrop
3
6 days ago

Dryer is the real magician!!

elushinz
3
6 days ago

Me doing magic at my bar for drunks.

TooManShoo
3
6 days ago

Those matching socks are Mom magic!

JustSomeDudeItWas
3
6 days ago

What new devilry is this?

bizwaxxx
4
6 days ago

What if the kid is just trying to hype up his dad?

Fullbringer28
3
6 days ago

Am I the only one that heard the metal gear solid sound when that kid turned around and his dad had the ball?

"!"

ApertureBear
3
6 days ago

And on that day, Tommy learned never to trust again.

ninja_monkey_
3
6 days ago

Great camera work. Reveals the ball to the viewers at the same time the kid sees it.

velcromebruh
3
6 days ago

Did anyone else live in the same apartment growing up?

jp_73
3
6 days ago

Dad laundry also, I see.

azizmannai
3
6 days ago

Wait....is that Ross’ apartment??

amocus
3
6 days ago

This guy has two different socks. Real magic!

Silence_Is_Good
3
6 days ago

When he goes back... Amazing

Rachitiqueboy
3
6 days ago

That fighting stance at the end

manjar
3
6 days ago

That’s a kid who’s had a few balls thrown directly at his face.

jns042
3
6 days ago
with_a_sickle
3
6 days ago

“How the heck?! You witch”

GetInMyJetSki
3
6 days ago

Yer a wizard Larry

supazero
3
6 days ago

I like the 'dafuq dad' face he pulled at the end.

yyz2ywg
3
6 days ago

He was shook

HuoXue
3
6 days ago

About halfway through the clip, little dude gives the wizard a cold glare for a second. This kid's been bamboozled one too many times.

simbapande
3
6 days ago

Bady bombolized

meltylikecheese
3
6 days ago

Way to post incriminating evidence of your sorcery on the Internet. Have fun getting burned at the stake bro LMFAO!!! #makesalemagain

WhichWayzUp
3
6 days ago

That was good camera work too. Even I was surprised.

mystifier
3
6 days ago

"WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY?!"

VamshiOhgs
3
6 days ago

Baby: My father is a wizard, he knows dark magic

Baby friend 1: W O W

Baby friend 2: My father can make poop noises from his mouth

Bananamanaman237
3
6 days ago

He got spooked

danielhoglan
3
6 days ago

The first "wtf" of his life! What a cute moment

okzeppo
3
6 days ago

What is this sorcery?

gmcalab
6
6 days ago

It's gotta be the socks

Humblebee89
3
6 days ago

Dad looks like a clone of Jack McBrayer. That's the real magic.

lknox1123
3
6 days ago

I feel like the editing in this gif is super good. Like the timed flick back to the father holding the ball when the kid looks shocked

tercra
3
6 days ago

It feels like you lose a super power when they realize the things you're doing. When my girls were younger, they would sometimes beg for more juice when eating (usually if they didn't like what they were eating). We would tell them to eat their food first and they would get more. Of course they would pout and eventually get distracted by the dog or something else. I would take this opportunity to sneak some more juice in their cups. The cup sat there, full, without them knowing for a minute or two....and then Dad magic happened. I would put my hands over their cups, tell them that I was going to use my magic powers to fill their cups with juice. Their faces would LIGHT UP!!!! I'd say some silly "magic" words and BOOM. There is juice in the cup. They lost their minds and were so happy.

When they became old and "wise" enough to figure out what I was doing, I felt like I lost my touch....but they still had a good laugh when they figured out so that was awesome also.

AdmiralBlu
3
6 days ago

Now if only he could use some of that magic to have matching socks.

wyliethecoyote641
3
6 days ago

Next, pretend to swallow a penny and pull it out of your belly button. I was able to keep my kids amazed with that until they were around 8 years old. I think the reason I ended up with 6 kids, is that I loved being able to fake them out and trick them. So as each kid outgrew that stage, we just had another.

Jaygarrett1986
3
6 days ago

I call it "dagic"

Tulesh_garg
3
6 days ago

why the socks are different?

ItsPronouncedOiler
3
6 days ago

“That power!? All in one man!??? How can this be?”

TrusMeImADoctor
3
6 days ago

i'm more interested in the 2 different socks on dad ..

criticalpandaa
3
6 days ago

kid looks like he's in an anime.

dyam
3
6 days ago

That dad looks like he’s about 16 years old

Darth_RomansPA
3
6 days ago

Trust and daddy issues incoming!

Lol jk. He was blown away!

hopsdude
2
6 days ago

He’s gonna pay you back one day and hide one of your balls

Triumph-TBird
2
6 days ago

Now tell him about Santa!

Boop_Im_a_Rock
2
6 days ago

I use to do the thing where you pulled a quarter out if someone's ear to my 4 year old brother and he thought that many could actually come out if his ears for a good while :3

jake_rosie1
2
6 days ago

You know he’s a dad because of his mismatching socks

kplay15
2
6 days ago
promptsuccor504
2
6 days ago

thats the cutest kide ive ever seen I love how shocked he is when the ball returns

pplescareme
2
6 days ago

Might want to check that kid's pants after that shock.

MdntGreyhound
2
6 days ago

What is that dot on the kids temple when he turns?

Memestranaut
2
6 days ago
Lol_its_Claire
3
6 days ago

Wait whats on the kids head? It kinda looks like those things from Detroit become human

SuperSpartan177
2
6 days ago

The kids mind is going /r/BlackMagicFuckery

jonahswims
2
6 days ago

Just another drunk human.

sortalucky
2
6 days ago

Deceiver!

TheFirstUltima
2
6 days ago

WARLOCK!!!

cranialduggery
2
6 days ago

Diapers suck. They are are also amazing too.

sstech_kaiyum
2
6 days ago

Enjoy dad and son free time

boy_wonder_cat
2
6 days ago

"This is beyond science" expression 😂

BLACK_SHEPHERD
2
6 days ago

Is he an android, or is that a hearing aid of some sort?

mobits76
2
6 days ago

Stupid kid.

Kasayar
2
6 days ago

That’s exactly how I trick my dog, works every time!

ZombieTrick
2
6 days ago

What is this sorcery!

jjjmppowers
2
6 days ago

I do this with my cat. :)

armaan615
2
6 days ago

That orange ball in the end was what crosses are to demons!

roguewallfly
2
6 days ago

This kids been tricked too many times haha he’s so distrustful

annoyingneckstubble
2
6 days ago

A more subtle r/praisethecameraman

Rosaparksdisorder
2
6 days ago

I am guessing it's an evil stepdad, not a real dad

A_M_K12
2
6 days ago

WITCH!

Rigaudon21
2
6 days ago

The real magic is how anyone let him get by with those missmatched socks.

veegeek
2
6 days ago

He was taken aback.

madaboutsports
2
6 days ago

kids are so innocent

blahblahrasputan
2
6 days ago

When they say your dog is ruffly as smart as 3 year old.

prodigalbiker
2
6 days ago

Isn't that the lanky guy from dodgeball?

cisforcoffee
2
6 days ago

Hidden Ball Trick

Some kids never learn...

kino00100
2
6 days ago

THIS SUBVERTS ALL MY EXPECTATIONS OF REALITY!

uriahee
2
6 days ago

I'm dying 😂

AJ_G1177
2
6 days ago
d-a-i-s-y
2
6 days ago

Giving dad the hard-out side eye about half way through.

titankingz
2
6 days ago

I used to play this game with my dog all the time! Eventually he caught on and then it wasn’t fun anymore.

ChiengBang
2
6 days ago
DenverNuggetz
2
6 days ago

My kids still ask how I used to make coins disappear

I stopped doing the tricks when they were younger to preserve the illusion ..their memory of them is much more extravagant than it actually was

chelleshocked85
2
6 days ago

Why you gonna pull the dog trick out on your child? Well for obvious reasons. It’s hilarious. 😂

Cordelia101
2
6 days ago

This guy dads

nore01
2
6 days ago

Patented children do not know anything

MagicAbleHero
2
6 days ago

I look forward to doing stuff like this with my niece

FlamingTrollz
2
6 days ago

That kid is equal parts...

Cute and creepy with his expressions.

Watch out for that one in the future, FYI.

pablocarlos
2
6 days ago

oldie goldie magic that always work with little kids.

K-D-S-M
2
6 days ago

Im a wizard, Harry!

amaankhan397123
2
6 days ago
oh-hi-kyle
2
6 days ago

DAVID BLAINE YOU DEMON!!!!

RageQuitMichael
2
6 days ago

at first glance he looked like jim from the office. but then again i just came from a post with jim from the office

Honduriel
2
6 days ago
fernandollb
2
6 days ago

Behaves like my cat

Awsome_Brien
2
6 days ago

hold up!! Lemme process this chit...

yourlittlerascal
2
6 days ago

Lil dude was bout to whoop some ass

Vidburg
2
6 days ago

Dad's are the best. They get goofy as hell when they get down to it.

The3rdDegreePi
2
6 days ago

LSD is one helluva drug...

poppy_kate
2
6 days ago

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!

ResidentOwl
2
6 days ago

"What the FUCK is this sorcery?!"

mukesh1001
2
6 days ago

Cute baby

mississie
2
6 days ago

SORCERY!

DJlilMC
2
6 days ago

I used to do the same thing with my dog

djJermfrawg
2
6 days ago

When your pet dog training transfers to your pet human.

walba24
2
6 days ago

What is this sorcery!?

Generic_Lamp
2
6 days ago

"Holy fucking shit dad that's amazing. How the fuck did you do that you ol' sneaky bastard ?"

BByeetBB
2
6 days ago
Baeguette_
2
6 days ago

Dadgic

zjustice11
2
6 days ago

Did that kid just hisssss? I hope so. Awesome.

jdjeep
2
6 days ago

Do you want trust issues, because this is how you get trust issues. ;)

sinatra_EX18
2
6 days ago

Socks. Deff a dad.

Generico300
2
6 days ago

"Life was so much simpler without object permanence."

-That baby

tacodepollo
2
6 days ago

The visualtion of the word 'Taken aback'.

ladyabercrombie
2
6 days ago

He can make things disappear, but he can’t match his socks.

tee142002
2
6 days ago

Further proof that small children and dogs are basically the same.

cheddercaves
2
6 days ago

Lets see dad make that terd filled diaper disappear.

ryanf1023
2
6 days ago

The dad looks like the guy from Dodgeball

Automatomatic
2
6 days ago

Nani!?!?

GrimSk
1
6 days ago

How the hell this ball...

tamempalma
1
6 days ago

What a creative dad!

-little-bitch-
1
6 days ago

I used to have a cat who played fetch. I'd do this to her and she would just give up and walk away.

Hellb0undcanuck
1
6 days ago

Probably could have just hid it behind his nose. Just sayin

Rancora
1
6 days ago

Geez looked like my apt and couch in KC. Had to do a double take lol

foot2theballs
1
6 days ago

Haha that side eye gets me