Nazi Germany, 1944
42797 upvotes
437 comments
divest_trump
2 months ago
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Nazi Germany, 1944
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3528
2 months ago

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orphansquirel
759
2 months ago

holup

Poopystink16
256
2 months ago

The Chronic just started playing in my head

TrafficConesUpMyAsss
106
2 months ago

G-funk whistle cranks up

Nineteen ninety muthafuckin’ one....

iOwnAtheists
20
2 months ago

It's like this and like that and like this and uh

[deleted]
23
2 months ago

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nixonrichard
2
2 months ago

Tick-tock and ya don't stop.

TigaSharkJB91
0
2 months ago

The Edge by David Mcallum just started playing in my head

AB-G
16
2 months ago
TikTakTight
2
2 months ago

wolup

[deleted]
-1
2 months ago

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TikTakTight
-1
2 months ago

Schwolop

xRickyBobby
2
2 months ago

Hey...

b_fnk
0
2 months ago

waaayt a minute

Wrlpul
31
2 months ago

Yah the poisonous one or the one that killed 3+ million people?

Big_Daddy_Dong
28
2 months ago

That's the one

Leggomylego92
6
2 months ago

Username checks out

[deleted]
12
2 months ago

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SuperSMT
9
2 months ago

6 million Jewish people total (a lot more overall), but the large majority weren't by gas chambers.

evan1678
9
2 months ago

Everyone combined that died to the Nazis accumulated to 17 million

Destro9799
6
2 months ago

~2-3 million died in the gas chambers, ~3 million were shot, and ~1 million were worked to death, starved, or died of exposure. This doesn't include the ~5 million non Jews killed in the Holocaust, and the ~6 million Slavs and other civilians murdered in conquered territories.

Wrlpul
1
2 months ago

I said 3+ million! Not 3 million!

NeenerNahner
1
2 months ago

6 million is 3+ million.

Hitlers_Big_Cock
1
2 months ago

You know it

Wrlpul
1
2 months ago

Yes but I wasn‘t going to actually tap out of reddit and search it up! INSANITY!

The_Goose_II
14
2 months ago

Oh wow I didn't even think about how the gif was relating to gas chambers until I read your comment.

The symbolism I picked up was 'that's fucked up' which I guess also works.

amplevoid
2
2 months ago

Zyklon Butthole

PM_me_Tummies
1
2 months ago

Scripted Asian and the Chamber of Ass

Lord_Derpington_
1
2 months ago
Redmanjc
-1
2 months ago

Ohhh thats what it was

Elkhelm
-2
2 months ago
xchokeholdx
2280
2 months ago
BaileyJIII
1067
2 months ago

too late, already laughed

kevin_the_dolphoodle
230
2 months ago

Well put. This perfectly captures my feelings

xXwork_accountXx
59
2 months ago

Its almost like that’s the point

SuperSMT
53
2 months ago

Who knew scripted comedy could ever be funny!

KnockingDevil
28
2 months ago

They should make movies based around scripted comedic scenarios

Check_for_response
2
2 months ago

Would only work for asians.

Lucifronz
0
2 months ago

Maybe down the line they could branch out, getting more races involved until eventually a fat white girl can scream about her vagina and steal jokes and success from other comedians and make money without being funny herself.

Probably not, though. That's some dystopian shit.

acid_rain_man
135
2 months ago

I love his expression while she’s struggling to get out. It’s like he doesn’t enjoy what he’s doing, but it’s his job.

undercooked_lasagna
36
2 months ago

To me it looks like he's in euphoric reverie of his own stink.

walacen
6
2 months ago

i see you used a lot of fancy big words there

TheRealIosefka
1
2 months ago

Too grown up to Google word definitions?

KissOfTosca
1
2 months ago

We call that feeling "The Trump".

Griffin880
15
2 months ago

Exactly, the exhausted dispassion on his face is so perfectly expressed. It's better that it's scripted, the man deserves an Oscar for his work.

pauledowa
3
2 months ago

Imagine being Leonardo DiCaprio and not winning the Oscar again - because of this clip!

Griffin880
3
2 months ago

Wouldn't even be mad. Game recognize game.

fuckin_wot_m8
2
2 months ago

I feel like this probably described more than one Nazi back in the '40s

_kryp70
18
2 months ago

Aah shit, will get'em next time.

notjustforperiods
0
2 months ago

dangit, will

Headcap
15
2 months ago

no, you have to take it back its not REAL LAUGHTER

GregTheMad
9
2 months ago

Good, the Chinese People Party welcomes their new member.

Cappy2020
13
2 months ago

Does the “Chinese People Party” represent all Asians now? 🤔

GregTheMad
9
2 months ago

If you ask China: Yes.

Tsund_Jen
6
2 months ago

It's horrifying to me how few people seem to grasp that "1984" is the Chinese Communist Party Handbook.

And they want to take that book on a world tour.

walacen
1
2 months ago

dude.. stop... speaking as a Chinese, nobody there cares about you... dont flatter yourself

ggg730
-2
2 months ago

lol the irony of this is just hilarious.

broadened_news
1
2 months ago

TM Alibaba

PossiblyAsian
1
2 months ago

Im actually dying

DoctorPepster
191
2 months ago

No one cares. It's funny even though it's obviously fake.

Funky_Ducky
34
2 months ago

Well they have tons of upvotes so obviously some people do. I didn't think it was funny because it was so scripted.

Martijngamer
91
2 months ago

I too only enjoy improv comedy

Slumph
21
2 months ago

But most stuff in /r/scriptedasiangifs is stuff that looks setup in the bad kinda way.

lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe
30
2 months ago

I thought this was funny not because of the setup but because the dude’s face is just “I had to do it, I never had a choice...”

BarneysPosse
10
2 months ago

This hurts me more than it hurts you

lion_OBrian
14
2 months ago

Bad acting. This one’s half decent

chill-with-will
12
2 months ago

I thought this was a work of art.

Squidbit
8
2 months ago

A work o' fart

Ergheis
3
2 months ago

So just say it's shit.

Danny200234
17
2 months ago

If you watch them as sketch comedy some are pretty hilarious. I dont think they even try to pass as improv half the time.

Funky_Ducky
-9
2 months ago

It's not even close to being good sketch comedy though

leavingforgood
12
2 months ago

Doesn’t matter laughed anyway

RuggyDog
4
2 months ago

Can’t take those laughs back once they’re out, gotta be careful about what you laugh at. You don’t want to be found out as someone who laughs at most things, only some refined jokes.

wibblett
4
2 months ago

I also laughed

hugglesthemerciless
1
2 months ago

Do you think movies aren't funny because they're scripted too?

Funky_Ducky
0
2 months ago

Shitty acting and scripts feel scripted. Good acting and scripts don't. It plays into the dilemma of rehearsing so much that you start to come of scripted rather than natural. Unless you've enjoyed every single comedy you've ever seen, this is exactly that.

hugglesthemerciless
2
2 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I found it funny

Mad_Raisin
2
2 months ago

And I didn't.

Glad we sorted that out. :P

DigitalMindShadow
3
2 months ago

So the entire substance of your comment is "I don't like this." That being the case, why did you choose to comment at all? You know you don't have to leave a comment, right?

Mad_Raisin
1
2 months ago

To show that there are two sides. OP liked it, I didn't. We both have our reasons (or not) and that's OK.

DigitalMindShadow
1
2 months ago

Sure, it's okay to hold whatever opinion you want. But merely expressing your lack of enjoyment does not add anything valuable to the discussion. Please consider keeping it to yourself next time.

stonetear2017
0
2 months ago

How the fuck do you watch movies or any performance art

ellieves
-1
2 months ago

Cry baby bitch

[deleted]
-1
2 months ago

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Funky_Ducky
1
2 months ago

I wasn't referring the the op post, but the comment.

trunky
19
2 months ago

Weird to get borderline hostile because someone pointed out that a gif is fake.

GrampaSwood
44
2 months ago

It kind of gives the message "This is a fake GIF, it has no comedic value anymore" to me.

[deleted]
7
2 months ago

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GrampaSwood
9
2 months ago

All I'm saying is even though it's fake, you can still enjoy it but the comment pointing it out FEELS like it means you can't.

Mexter-Dorgan
5
2 months ago

the foundation of these types of videos is the fact a random person would do this to another random person. that is why the video was made. to be shared as if a surveillance cam caught a person in the act.

the fact it is fake takes away that foundation.

wibblett
10
2 months ago

I think if you understand it's fake that foundation is brought back. He probably didn't even fart in the booth. I think the idea behind it is funny and that's enough for me personally.

poon_tang_clam
-1
2 months ago

that is why the video was made. to be shared as if a surveillance cam caught a person in the act.

No, it's not. This is a video from douyin where scripted situational comedy is very common. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Mexter-Dorgan
2
2 months ago

"very common" not "explicitly produced".

all Douyin is, is another type of Tik Tok.

it's still playing off people believing it is real

you have no idea what you're talking about.

poon_tang_clam
1
2 months ago

You clearly have never been on Douyin if you think it's just another type of Tik Tok. The interface is the same, but the content is not. But, hey, don't let that get in the way of your bullshit.

Mexter-Dorgan
1
2 months ago

you have no idea what you're talking about.

poon_tang_clam
1
2 months ago

How long have you been using Douyin?

CaptainJazzymon
-2
2 months ago

The Office, a scripted surveillance based show, isn’t funny then, I guess.

kevinwhackistone
4
2 months ago

That’s a tv show. Formerly on television. There was zero implication that it’s actually happening.

ItsaMe_Rapio
2
2 months ago

What?! I watched through every episode of that thinking it was funny, and now you tell me it’s scripted?? Damn, now I have to hate it

BenBen5
1
2 months ago

I dunno, I don't think pointing out that somethings scripted implies that it's also not funny. Atleast not for me anyways.

TrustMeImA-Doctor
-1
2 months ago

Exactly...it's not funny if it's fake

[deleted]
3
2 months ago

So do you never laugh at comedy films because they're 'fake'? Do you fail to laugh at jokes which aren't based in fact??

TrustMeImA-Doctor
0
2 months ago

What do either of those have to do with a fake prank pretending to be a real one? I think you're confused or just repeating what you've seen others say on Reddit without understanding lol

[deleted]
1
2 months ago

What's different from the OP skit and a comedy film? It makes you laugh, who fucking cares if it's 'fake'. You're way overthinking this.

TrustMeImA-Doctor
0
2 months ago

It's either funny or it isn't lol is that overthinking things for your brain?

KeepingItSurreal
2
2 months ago

And this is pretty funny to most people

royrese
3
2 months ago

It's not so weird when you realize literally every video or gif of Asian people doing something funny or shocking has the same comment. No one cares.

georgetonorge
1
2 months ago

Literally every single video with Asian people. It's so fucking annoying. No one fucking cares. What the hell do you think Vine was, candid camera?

hugglesthemerciless
5
2 months ago

If you think that comment is borderline hostile you're gonna have a bad time on the internet

MARSPW
1
2 months ago

Do you know why the sub is called scriptedasiangifs ? Because it has nothing to do with the "fake" word

[deleted]
0
2 months ago

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Primnu
2
2 months ago

That's more the definition of gullible/naïve.

notjustforperiods
1
2 months ago

that's borderline hostile? oh, you tender thing

[deleted]
1
2 months ago

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[deleted]
0
2 months ago

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123instantname
1
2 months ago

Weird to point out Asian gifs are scripted but not do it for literally every white or black person doing comedy on Vine or something.

king_grushnug
1
2 months ago

I don't think you know what hostile means

BryanxMetal
0
2 months ago

It’s also because that sub is pretty racist

i_dont_know_man__fuk
0
2 months ago

Weird to point out that it's scripted since you'd have to be borderline retarded to think otherwise.

"Listen everybody!!! 2+2=4. HAH! Nothing can beat my genius brain!!!"

trunky
2
2 months ago

got em

i_dont_know_man__fuk
2
2 months ago

got em good

RankinBass
6
2 months ago

It's like watching sitcoms. We know it's fake but laugh anyway.

dickweenersack
2
2 months ago

So sketch comedy. Just the laziest way possible

Nisqy
1
2 months ago

Asian fakes are the best kind of fakes

shutch_498
21
2 months ago

Yeah that’s 100% not how farts work. Some stink might get in that room but 90% would just follow him. You gotta get in their let it rip, and after waiting a few seconds leave.

stuck_in_here
37
2 months ago

With enough force and gusto you can be damn sure that most of the cloud makes it into the booth.

shutch_498
18
2 months ago

I’ve cleared staircases with my gas man. I know farts. Unless you drop Trou and spread them cheeks it will follow you.

saintjonah
13
2 months ago

I know farts.

-/u/shutch_498

ThePixelCoder
1
2 months ago

Out of the whole comment that's the part you quote? As if it's any better with the context...

ChoppedSquid
5
2 months ago

AMA?

[deleted]
7
2 months ago

Some stink might get in that room but 90% would just follow him.

I wonder this exact thing about 20x per day

bargu
8
2 months ago

Depends, Iv'e seen someone clear an entire classroom (about 30 people) in college, protein supplements will do the trick.

Guillotina2019
3
2 months ago

you let it rip, then you do a hip wiggle dance while shaking your pants to let the gases loose. then you run.

notjustforperiods
1
2 months ago

I dunno, that's not how my farts work

you ever fart in a jar? you'd think it wouldn't work...

Jetstream-Sam
12
2 months ago

Damn, it's an entire subreddit of the "hilarious" videos my chinese stepmother loves

I'm surprised I didn't see the classic one of someone tasting soup, adding salt to the soup and then trying it again using the same spoonful of soup

Dekubitus
1
2 months ago

That one was posted there at least ten times in 5 different versions ...

herodothyote
4
2 months ago

It's not fake. Farts are his fetish. He is raping her nose with gas.

sherbetfountain
3
2 months ago

I need this comment every time. Not because it's funny as its unbelievably repetitive and unoriginal, but because it makes me feel safe knowing I am not alone in opinion.

fortniteinfinitedab
2
2 months ago
ksa10
2
2 months ago

Fetish porn keeps getting weirder and weirder

ValsamicBladimir
2
2 months ago

Also known as sketch comedy

EitherCommand
1
2 months ago

And again, for the /r/accidentalrenaissance

snackerjacker
1
2 months ago

This is the first I have ever laughed out loud at the sight of a subreddits name. Thank you.

milesdizzy
1
2 months ago

Even if they’re scripted, they’re still funny. That’s how sketch comedy works.

superspiffy
1
2 months ago

GASP! NO!

Geter_Pabriel
0
2 months ago

Nothing gets past you

poopcasso
-1
2 months ago

Should just be called excellentsketches or actuallyfunny

davis75
964
2 months ago

I’m pretty sure that violates all of the Geneva conventions

Experment_940
107
2 months ago

Hitler: Geneva what?

The_Bigg_D
29
2 months ago

Hitler: Versailles what?

FTFY

inactiveuse
1
2 months ago

France? Oh you mean Poland part 2?

InfamousFailure
33
2 months ago

The Geneva conventions are only a suggestion!

ItsaMe_Rapio
23
2 months ago

They’re more like the Geneva Guidelines

Owosiris
3
2 months ago

The Geneva Suggestions

SkyGuy182
1
2 months ago

Geneva: HE CAN'T DO THIS. OH GOD OH FU

CollectableRat
1
2 months ago

This arcade never signed on to the convention.

Meunderwears
629
2 months ago

War criminal, confirmed.

emperor42
124
2 months ago

Damn Japanese are at it again, guess they forgot what happened last time

SpaceVX
30
2 months ago

Nah man they got nuked twice they were totally the victims in WWII

mahir_r
36
2 months ago

The residents of Nanking probably liked hearing the nuke news though

Captain_Buckfast
26
2 months ago

*Remaining residents

IgnitedSpade
12
2 months ago

*The ones who were only raped, instead of raped and murdered

Bowldoza
3
2 months ago
  • A film by Miyazaki
TehBossN1NjA
1
2 months ago

I mean they were given the opportunity to surrender lol

Epichawks
5
2 months ago

They never learned man, right wing nationalists are back in power again. I'm just waiting for the second imperial restoration at this point

partyake
2
2 months ago

You need help man

Epichawks
1
2 months ago

Ok man? You wanna help? How can i improve?

partyake
3
2 months ago

Yea sure

right wing nationalists are back in power again.

Where?

Epichawks
1
2 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democratic_Party_(Japan)

This is Japan's ruling party. The party of Shinzo Abe.

Ideologies: japanese nationalism, right wing populism

HelperBot_
2
2 months ago

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Movor
1
2 months ago

Just like Mario

SkyGuy182
1
2 months ago

Nah bro, hitler just had a stinky after eating one too many big chalupas

GigaMight
287
2 months ago

What's the point in having a face mask if you can still breathe pollution

the_knuckledragger
308
2 months ago

It’s not what she breathing in that she’s worried about. She’s sick. In Asian cultures it’s normal to see people wearing masks when they’re ill. It makes sense.

-BoBaFeeT-
172
2 months ago

Ill, or afraid of getting ill.

They have a very unhealthy obsession with productivity that leads to a crippling fear of missing work.

gaoh
126
2 months ago

depends

in japan, they wear it when they're ill, so they don't spread (as much) germs

south korea also

in china, they wear it because of the pollution but also because they feel it lessens the chances of getting ill off anyone

other SEA countries, dunno, haven't been

[deleted]
49
2 months ago

[deleted]

gaoh
21
2 months ago

it looks cool af, yes

Trewper-
35
2 months ago

Okay calm down senpai

samerige
4
2 months ago

And in Austria covering your face (especially with hijabs) has been banned. Only when it's less than 5°C you're allowed to cover your face or on Halloween and Fasching (a bit like the carneval in Germany, only much less exciting).

typed-talleane
4
2 months ago

You do realize Fasching is from Germany? Bavaria says hi

samerige
3
2 months ago

Fasching is celebrated in Austria and usually it's carneval which is celebrated in Germany. But is it maybe only Bavaria which also celebrates Fasching?

typed-talleane
4
2 months ago

Fasching is literally a term from germany (or the germania back then).

Karneval is only in the north of Germany, else its Fasnacht.

Carnival, Fasnacht & Fasching are all synonyms. Fasching is not from Austria.

samerige
-1
2 months ago

Really? Because Cernival is celebrated completely different than Fasching here. The only thing they really have in common is the dressing up.

Alien_Chicken
3
2 months ago

Hijabs don't cover your face.

samerige
1
2 months ago

I mean the ones like this

Maybe they aren't called hijabs?

sawtalarab
8
2 months ago

that's a burqa bud

Alien_Chicken
1
2 months ago

That's called a burka. You should at least get the names right because they're very different and you come across as ignorant when you're trying to educate about Austrian laws but are getting your terminology wrong.

This is a hijab.

samerige
7
2 months ago

Oh sorry, I knew that it wasn't completely right, but I'm already exhausted and sadly I'm not that educated about the terminologies.

That law is generally geared against Muslims or how they call them, terrorists, because most terrorist attacks were done by people who covered their face with a burka (not true). So if you cover your face in public and a policeman/-woman sees you, you could get a fine.

ThatDamnWalrus
0
2 months ago

Lmao

GenocideSolution
2
2 months ago

normal piece of attire

That's just what the ninjas want you to think.

DoomSayer42
1
2 months ago

I recently worked for a Kpop band selling Merch and one of their Merch items for sale was a face mask with a little graphic on it!

Nosferatuzod
1
2 months ago

My boss will wear one some times when he didn't have time to shave in the morning

ImaginAsian93
9
2 months ago

South Koreans wears masks, because there are shit ton of 미세먼지, micro dust(?) from China that is consistently effecting South Korea's air quality.

Hyperly_Passive
6
2 months ago

Particulates

burntends97
10
2 months ago

In Vietnam we wear them to trick our parents into thinkin we’ve become doctors

Boneshay
5
2 months ago

For Thailand I can’t say we do as I haven’t seen many people, if any, wearing them at all outside. Yet again, last time I visited family was two years ago and they live in a little village outside of Pattaya. Haven’t been to Pattaya since I was born there lmao

IceDannyy
4
2 months ago

In Vietnam we wear it when we drive motorbike in order to avoid dust

_kryp70
6
2 months ago

In Japan many girls wear it if they haven't done makeup, Japanese girls really love their makeup while going out.

gaoh
-3
2 months ago

they care more about the makeup and cute outfit than they do being good at snowboarding -_-

they'd rather sit in the middle of a slope and take selfies


all these downvoters, maybe you should actually go check out japanese slopes and see the tonnes of non-helmet wearing, custom burton gear toting snowboarders who sit down in the middle of runs, just hanging about or taking pictures.

more than anything else, they're being stupidly dangerous to themselves and people actually riding.

i am not, and have not, referenced the pros. who are absolutely incredible. i'm talking about 99% of the youth who go up the slopes just because it's "cool" but actually don't want to learn how to be good at it.

LaziestRedditorEver
4
2 months ago

You're wrong about China. My girlfriend is Chinese - they wear it when they're ill to stop others from getting ill. She has worn face masks while she has been with me to stop others from getting ill and she's told me that's why they wear them in China.

R4G3_F0R_GL0RY
3
2 months ago

I've lived in China for a while and can confirm.

foxobox
1
2 months ago

SEA is for pollution i think, mainly smoke from barbecues on the street

ThermalConvection
1
2 months ago

In the Philippines, most people I've met follow the Japanese model.

thebrownesteye
1
2 months ago

na pretty sure in South Korea it's to hide all the surgery. Yea you see at least 25-50% wearing it...that's how prevalent plastic surgery is in Korea

p03p
1
2 months ago

Was in jakarta for 1 week and only transportation that will actually be able to move forward are motorbike taxi. You bet im wearing a face mask, holy shit.... It is baaaaad being in between a sea of bus, cars, and other motobikes.

kenrawr7666
1
2 months ago

In Japan they wear it whenever they go out... not just when they're ill.

royrese
11
2 months ago

Lol how did you manage to turn this into a bad thing? In Asia food service workers and sick people wear masks to be polite to other people. I do wish it was a trend in the US.

RareAnything
11
2 months ago

They have a very unhealthy obsession with productivity that leads to a crippling fear of missing work.

🇺🇸🤔

lickedTators
8
2 months ago

It's normal to wear masks when you're not sick too. Pollution and super close proximity to other people are other reasons beyond illness that they wear masks.

uwanmirrondarrah
6
2 months ago

The real reason they wear them is because of the SARS outbreak in Asia 15 years ago.

It was just a prophylactic thing that Asians were doing despite it not really even helping. Now its become a cultural, even fashionable, aspect of Asian countries.

FirstWaveMasculinist
1
2 months ago

also possible that she has a zit or something and she didnt want to put on makeup.

RedditWibel
2
2 months ago

That and japan is extremely cramped

You would often pass by a lot more people and get closer (literally) than most other countries

drunkentk
1
2 months ago

well usually, the face masks are also for the fine particles in the air. there’s never a definitive reason for everyone

Favmir
1
2 months ago

Also in my country we wear masks in spring because the air quality is so shit, there are so many dust particles in air you legit can't even see the sky

sequoiahunter
4
2 months ago

There is none: People believe that these masks save lives. They do, but only before the mask is permeated with you water vapor from your breath. Dry, nothing can really get through, wet the masks do didley squat.

dingman58
3
2 months ago

These types of face masks prevent spread of illness and germs by catching spittle and sneezes from the person wearing them.

"Gas mask" style face masks which seal against the person's face are the only type which prevent the person wearing it from inhaling pollutants or germs from the air

hugglesthemerciless
1
2 months ago

Germs get caught in it. Why do you think doctors use them

FibrinousHooker
1
2 months ago

Plenty of women just wear them when they were too lazy or didn't have time to put on make up. That sickness thing is often just a convenient excuse.

Sadide
1
2 months ago

A lot of people, at least from my experience in Vietnam, wear it so they keep their light skin. People are obsessed with having white skin in Vietnam, to the point where you see young girls wearing towels and masks over their face when they drive their motorcycle on the street

Rolten
1
2 months ago

It traps small particles in the air, kind of like a filter on a cigarette. Molecules can still pass through though.

toxygen
176
2 months ago

Damn, he hit the gas and did the dash.

Kodak Black would be proud

WhatDoesAFAIKMean
40
2 months ago

Toot it and boot it

Dr_MoRpHed
17
2 months ago

Blow a trumpet and fucking jump it

toxygen
7
2 months ago

Eat a Popsicle then suck on your mom's pickle

I'm plannin to tickle while I play my fiddle

MIXTAPE COMING 2020

Reymond_StJames
2
2 months ago

Thank you, MF doom

BABarracus
1
2 months ago

50 ways to fart on your lover

KingEnemyOne
2
2 months ago

Made her feel stupid

Lotti_Codd
144
2 months ago

He looks as though he pulls of the prank but then as he leans on the door realises he's sharted.

Theguywhoimploded
73
2 months ago

I took his expression more as that it what a brutal, yet necessary, act he had to commit.

saintjonah
19
2 months ago

He was definitely conflicted.

2001_Chevy_Prizm
14
2 months ago

He's internally conflicted between serving the Führer who promised peace and prosperity, and executing defenseless women and children. In the end he tries shove those thoughts deep down..

"Just following orders..."

ItsaMe_Rapio
1
2 months ago

That’s a Vonnegut quote right?

2001_Chevy_Prizm
2
2 months ago

Nope, just war crime fan fiction

WontFixMySwypeErrors
4
2 months ago
nm1043
3
2 months ago

The strongest choices require the strongest wills

kanyes_god_complex
1
2 months ago

Thank you both, I would've been so sad if no one made these references

Ryzengan
12
2 months ago

Big if true

dingman58
3
2 months ago

Large if wet

Mmnnhhgg
6
2 months ago

Nah that's him getting off

bathroomstalin
3
2 months ago

No risk, no reward

JoeZoLeo
76
2 months ago

His face says this is a chore for him 😂. It's like he was cursed to do this to people and doesn't enjoy it anymore than they do.

hh3k0
30
2 months ago

Sorry, kiddo. Just following orders.

Dadwellington
12
2 months ago

When will it end?

Harold_Pemulis
6
2 months ago

God that part was so funny. Just deriving no pleasure from this. He's just gotta do it.

ZippytheMuppetKiller
1
2 months ago
odnacs
41
2 months ago

Caustic IRL

TheLastOfUsAll
16
2 months ago

Placing an independent variable.

XygenSS
9
2 months ago

I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHEN RAPIDLY APPROACHING MY DEATH

RustyTaffy
2
2 months ago

Definitely a younger faster Caustic

Lolocaust1
2
2 months ago

Was waiting for this comment haha

meow_ima_cat
2
2 months ago

My vision is clear.

HenosisGuy
35
2 months ago

THE PERFECT FART ATTACK

When I was a kid my family went on a road trip from Oregon to Maine (yes).

On the final day of the month long trek, I had the worst smelling farts imaginable.

Think...rotten eggs and poop mixed with month old crab meat that’s been in the sun for a few hours. I definitely had to take a shit so every fart had to traverse around a turd to get out. Just extra rotten.

I sat in the back of the van and just kept silently pushing them out and then waiting for everyone to react. Most times I would laugh before anyone even smelled them so they would roll down the windows. After an hour of this everyone started getting pretty mad, no one found it funny anymore. So I agreed, “OK, I’m done”.

Or so I told them.

For two hours, I held the farts in. I was collecting the fart to end all farts. As we got into our home town, my dad made the worst mistake he could have in this scenario.

He said “Let’s run the van through a car wash before we go home”.

It was perfect. As soon as we got into the car-wash, the sounds masked the fart itself AND my giggling.

When they eventually smelled it and then realized they couldn’t roll down the windows. The joy. The pure joy.

THE PERFECT FART ATTACK

you-made-me-register
6
2 months ago

THE PERFECT FART ATTACK

HenosisGuy
3
2 months ago

Hey, don’t echo my footer.

you-made-me-register
5
2 months ago

Sorry my dude I just happen to have a foot fetish

HenosisGuy
2
2 months ago

You mean, a feetish?

(Winks from under fedora brim)

iteraco
1
2 months ago

whoa now Satan

HenosisGuy
1
2 months ago

In my defense, it was a month long road trip.

dankdogomemes
21
2 months ago

The way he closes his eyes with guilt and sorrow lol

_liminal
10
2 months ago

"I'm sorry little one"

dankdogomemes
24
2 months ago

I'm sorry little one

BrodyStone21
17
2 months ago

You have to respect the send

MarziaIsMySister
17
2 months ago

He was in norymburg

I_Clean_Here
17
2 months ago

Damn, never seen Nuremberg butchered like this before. r/boneappletea

Anton_Bruckner
10
2 months ago

That’s it’s polish name

Kaloell
6
2 months ago

Wikipedia says Norymberga is the polish name, so it seems to be some kind of mix.

RAPEINI_THE_GREAT
1
2 months ago

du meinst wohl Nürnberg

I_Clean_Here
1
2 months ago

Ich meine wohl Nuremberg, das stimmt.

FishVoice0
0
2 months ago

Sorry, I don’t speak hitler

MarziaIsMySister
1
2 months ago

Yeah sorry man i was to lazy to check the proper form

collectijism
11
2 months ago

Fart attacks are the worst ask any girl with older brothers

nflfan98461
12
2 months ago

The most bizarre/disturbing thing about this is the kids face as he holds the door shut, He's not laughing when she trys to get out, he just has this demented euphoric look like he is getting off on her struggling to breathe amid his fart cloud.

badseedjr
12
2 months ago

Nothing wrong with admiring your work, man.

in_the_bubbleicious
3
2 months ago

I've added a new wifeing scenario to the list.

If I see a woman trap her friends in a fart cloud and hold the door closed with a demented euphoric look, propose immediately.

Mmnnhhgg
2
2 months ago

He did it so he could get off

Rev313
8
2 months ago

This has to be assault

cc7354
6
2 months ago

ASSault amirite guys?

Haebang
8
2 months ago

Yanagi the Poisoner - the teenage years

dactyif
1
2 months ago

God i loved how they all got mauled.

Deepscorn_Prisoner
4
2 months ago

Chaotic Evil.

TheUpsideDownPodcast
6
2 months ago

His facial expression says "I'm just following orders"

MANFACE69
4
2 months ago

The fact he had zero smile while doing this act, like if someone ordered him to do this act and had to comply.

kielbasa330
5
2 months ago

I do not take pleasure in this. It is only business, you understand.

PossiblyAsian
1
2 months ago

Nothing personnel kid

marktsv
3
2 months ago

Yes the air war failed to destroy the arcade machine industrial complex.

alexFriend
3
2 months ago

That’s gotta be a form of assault

Crystal_Grl
14
2 months ago

ASSault amirite guys?

42nd_username
-3
2 months ago

False imprisonment definitely. Don't know about assault but it seems like it should be.

jeffdaranger
3
2 months ago

He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

BASK_IN_MY_FART
2
2 months ago

Never has a gif resonated with me so much, truly encapsulating.

DoorHalfwayShut
2
2 months ago

That look right away as he turned his head to the left looks like an Asian Murr from Impractical Jokers.

ChaosKodiak
2
2 months ago

The fuck is this thing? Just some random box?

thetrueelohell
1
2 months ago

I think its a phone booth

ChaosKodiak
1
2 months ago

It looks like she is wearing headphones. I dunno.

hacckedidkw
2
2 months ago

Peep those Ian Connor shoes tho

collectijism
1
2 months ago

This is assualt by gaseous evacuation

Th3K1n6
1
2 months ago

So from the video, they call those culprits “Fart Master”?

CapnCrunchHurtz
1
2 months ago

I can just hear The Cranberries in the background

Do you have to, do you have to let it linger

futuredrake
1
2 months ago

Ah this is why they wear those masks

Darknast
1
2 months ago

"shhhh, shhhh don't resist, it will be all over soon"

cakeluvr6969
1
2 months ago

F

killaguy
1
2 months ago

How to Caustic and Hitler 101

Sujjin
1
2 months ago

the thing is seeing his total lack of expression while he holds the door shut.

I would be dying laughing if that was me.

fyapowa
1
2 months ago

that look of pure enjoyment on that guys face... xD

FrozenChurchillian
1
2 months ago

Hans: reborn

Fisuxcel
1
2 months ago

whats going on here?

TrampledByTurtlesTSM
1
2 months ago

Amazing

EliteEmperor
1
2 months ago

He’s on the most wanted list now

DevBro22
1
2 months ago

He definately took join in this .

Darkuus58
1
2 months ago

Josef Mangele would be put to shame...

Umadbro7600
1
2 months ago

I thought it was gonna be a gif of Alabama or Georgia after their new abortion laws passed.

ProDTigerGE
1
2 months ago

I watched this 16 times to process it.

StupidQuestionHere2
1
2 months ago

I wonder if the smell was foul.

CarrotPapaya
1
2 months ago

Genius

CarrotPapaya
1
2 months ago

Hitler: a man of culture

Mhofela-Nash
1
2 months ago

Caustic here. My vision is clear

dre__
1
2 months ago
guinness5
1
2 months ago

Nuremberg trials!

GlungoE
1
2 months ago
UnkNowN7552
1
2 months ago

Just commenting to check it out in the future

God5macked
1
2 months ago

Wtf did I just watch

ANIME-MOD-SS
1
2 months ago

Omg, some people are just fucking sick. Lmao

stone_henge
1
2 months ago

That's the look of a man that has just chosen between the lesser of two evils: farting in a large enough space that it won't annoy anyone, and farting into a small enclosed space where it will only annoy a single person.

DerpTrooper
1
2 months ago

Japs back at it again with warcrimes

w3ar3allk1ng5
1
2 months ago

"Shhh, hush now my darling. No tears, only dreams"

nubthesecond
1
2 months ago
DiiGiiTAL
1
2 months ago

This wins Reddit today.

pandamax2
1
2 months ago

What in God’s name.....

LincolnClayFace
1
2 months ago

I really hope that that is his sister because that face screams taking little sister and friends to the mall

Don_Shneedle
1
2 months ago

Probably a thousand-year-old-egg-fart.

Wannabehappy2
1
2 months ago

Ohhhh shiiii took me awhile

OnePunchFan8
1
2 months ago
HoneyGunner007
1
2 months ago

Don’t kink shame

ZionistPussy
1
2 months ago

I call fake. Farts don't spread that fast. Most of it would be outside the door.

[deleted]
1
2 months ago

[removed]

Doktor_Kraesch
0
2 months ago

You really brought ignorance to the next level. Or, more likely, you know the holocaust is not a hoax but you just hate Jewish people.

GemuetlicherTyp
1
2 months ago

Fact is fact. It is not a matter of opinion.

Doktor_Kraesch
1
2 months ago

Exactly.

cashMoney5150
1
2 months ago

Lmfao

TristanZH
1
2 months ago

Does not laughing make him more or less of a dick? Like he's not even doing it for the joy he's just doing it to do it

Wayelder
1
2 months ago

I love his face...waiting, waiting, wait for it... wait until she stops pushing and is broken, resigned to her fate. ...okay run!

Spank_Ya
1
2 months ago

This made me laugh way too much than it should have

sectione8ght
1
2 months ago

Both have the same fake vans.

Sengura
1
2 months ago

Some say he's still in Guantanamo for terrorism.

goldenroman
1
2 months ago

Finally some good fucking /r/fakehistoryporn.

The_Real_Bedlams
1
2 months ago

Wait, what is the chamber she is in?

ck3thou
1
2 months ago

Fart so good the guy drowsed 🤣

[deleted]
1
2 months ago

I'm guessing the vending machines are filled with dried roses?!

kisslush
1
2 months ago

Bruh

warpfield
1
2 months ago

"please, mein führer, we must stop ze gassing of ze jews."

"nein!"

"but ze men, they have been farting for three days, their digestive systems are near collapse."

elaborinth8993
1
2 months ago

Shhhhhh. Shhhhhh. No tears, only dreams.

Ramps_
1
2 months ago

Shart and Dart

BulletForcer97
1
2 months ago

did he fart?

lazyp7
1
2 months ago

Its a gas bomb ahahahah

muggyboi
1
2 months ago

My vision is clear

EISBRG
1
2 months ago

They had shaky surveillance cameras back then?

CountSockula222
1
2 months ago

It looks like hes jizzing his pants when he leans on the door

NiC0421
1
2 months ago

Didn’t expect the third Reich to show up

TurningSmileUpside
1
2 months ago

Totally me.

Bill_Weathers
1
2 months ago

So, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the arcade today...

CriminalMacabre
1
2 months ago

That face screams "you know i had to do it to 'em"

croz0731
1
2 months ago

Dudes a master crop duster!

Vanilla_7hund3r97
1
2 months ago

"Shhhhh sh Only sweet dreams now"

ok_heh
1
2 months ago

HOLUP

It's what looks like a phone booth, but for karaoke, and you're by yourself in this glass case on display in an... arcade? And why is there just so much empty space to the right, also where are all the other people?

Dafuq is this place

Digger_Joe
1
2 months ago

Gas, Gas, Gas intensifies

_Zelsus_
1
2 months ago

Best zyclon B Evert created

KeroNobu
1
2 months ago

I farted in my hand and smelled it while watching this

idiotj
1
2 months ago

I hate what Reddit has become. It’s like Facebook

kurdtnaughtyboy
1
2 months ago

Fucking savage

SlinginPA
1
2 months ago

I'm visiting Auschwitz tomorrow and now I have to try not to think about this and laugh while I'm there. Thanks.

Periplasmical
1
2 months ago

Exhausted from that fart

WorthyDebt
1
2 months ago

THE GAS CHAMBER!!!

TheBrooklyn
1
2 months ago

Is he getting off on that?

Sgt_Meowmers
1
2 months ago

You know he had to do it to em.

shaynos77
1
2 months ago

The chamber of farts!

[deleted]
1
2 months ago

aw man i laughed way too hard and don’t know how to feel now

Dedod_2
1
2 months ago

More like Unit 731 committing experiments on prisoners of war.

hatsuga
1
2 months ago

didn't even noticed he farted in there for like 3 loops.

the_nhir
1
2 months ago

It took a minute, but then I fucking died. Much like the Jews

Mur3n4
1
2 months ago
QueasyBiscuit20
2
2 months ago

Ma... wtf

Mur3n4
1
2 months ago

Damn nazists!

GarlicCheezBread
1
2 months ago

Why did he have to do her like that?

dynawesome
1
2 months ago

He was just following orders

real_donald_pump
1
2 months ago
Mr_CoryTrevor
1
2 months ago

He didn’t leave it in there long enough. All of the smell stayed outside with him. She obviously faked smelling it.

KhalOtheWild
1
2 months ago

Dude that head roll when she tries to come out

BlackenedBlued
1
2 months ago

Gassing the Jiu's.

decypher23
1
2 months ago

WTF? I uploaded this and the gay mods told me I couldn’t

GingerBeast81
1
2 months ago

Why are fart jokes so damn funny?

ElevenDucks72
1
2 months ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week

JoeyMBDTF
1
2 months ago

Why does he look like he had to do it lmao

Mr_Baldy1
1
2 months ago

The cold truth about war. Or should i say the warm truth

ReptilicansWH
1
2 months ago

How creative. In Texas though someone would have shot him in the ass. Holding someone against their will. Chicks here conceal and carry, shoot first and then step over the corpse. They would say “excuse me” as they stepped over though.

neathawk49
1
2 months ago

The shame on this mother fuckers face. It's all like "why am I like this?"

Charybdisilver
1
2 months ago

This is how you know they’re a good couple.

tbailey3609
1
2 months ago

I've been laughing at this for 20 minutes now. I'm going to hell for laughing so much at this😂 title is pure gold😂

About137Ninjas
1
2 months ago

So that’s why japan is having a population crisis.

FlipBarry
1
2 months ago

Lolxwtf? 🤣

21P_Tom
1
2 months ago

laughs at gif Sees title that's enough internet tonight

Anpro3301
1
2 months ago

An Independent Variable added.

Majkoslovak
1
2 months ago

uwga, kabina jest gazowana :D

BrokenProjects
1
2 months ago

Savage...

GalaxyZircon
1
2 months ago

Before i realized he farted, I thought it was the battle of Bastogne

ThrowAwY8841
1
2 months ago

, u/vreddit_bot

U/vreddit_downloader

Dwitt01
1
2 months ago

This is dark

I love it

discount-doubledoink
0
2 months ago
MaskedBarista
-3
2 months ago

Asians are robots confirmed

Sp00kygorl
0
2 months ago

Wow. Did nazi that coming.

Counterkulture
0
2 months ago

Imagine thinking this isn't fake as fuck.

ghetterking
-1
2 months ago

guess which country of war criminals has to be nuked again

Iapd
2
2 months ago

Japan

thebombdiggitydoc1
-1
2 months ago

Haha. Holy shit that was great. I was sitting on the toilet and literally loled. Machine gun shits as a result.

bigfuckinsky
-2
2 months ago

The internet in 2019.

On Twitter the Dr who wrote the dsmV on body dismorphia was banned bc his medical terminology was considered threatening. On Reddit were recreating the Holocaust with fart jokes on it's totes fine.

(That Dr has since been reinstated but it will have a longer term affect.)

bobrossforPM
4
2 months ago

One is saying transgender people have a mental disorder (many people i’ve met who believe this also have the same view on homosexuality), the other is a light hearted joke about something that happened 8 decades ago

bigfuckinsky
0
2 months ago

One is a doctor who writes the book other doctors use to treat patients who have a 400% higher chance of committing suicide - whether they get surgery or not - who has a legion of other doctors and professionals giving him professional creditability and support.

The doctor never stated anyone has a mental disorder. He's just the guy who writes about and treats mental disorders and that was apparently too much people to handle. Which, kind of seems like a mental disorder of people trying to protect people they think they understand more than actual medical professionals.

Killing 6 million people is hilarious so long as enough time has passed.

This logic is absurd.

Also, I wasn't being critical of the post. I think it is hilarious. I'm staying that it's silly that on Reddit we can make fart jokes about the Holocaust and that's fine. Juxtaposed against Twitter where a leading professional in a nuanced field cannot even comment on his focused work bc people like you project discrimination into his voice and get him kicked off.

throwawayl11
5
2 months ago

One is a doctor who writes the book other doctors use to treat patients who have a 400% higher chance of committing suicide - whether they get surgery or no

Trans people are at a far greater risk of mental health issues and suicidal tendencies prior to transition than they are post transition. I'm not sure where you got those stats, but there are mountains of evidence on this.

ironlabel1
1
2 months ago

https://thefederalist.com/2015/08/19/transgender-regret-is-real-even-if-the-media-tell-you-otherwise/

It has sources highlighted in red. Read the article and as you do click the sources and read those as well.

throwawayl11
2
2 months ago

I read through the studies and found none comparing pre and post transition data, just ones stating post transition data.

The whole point of evaluating the effectiveness of transition is to see the effects by comparing a before group and an after group (or preferably getting before and after data on the same group).

Every study mentioned had only that "after" group data, likely because they were aggregated specifically to support a narrative, despite no individual study claiming that pre transition trans people were better off.

Lets go through the studies in the order of their appearance:

This entire article mostly talks about the limitations of existing research methods. Which is a perfectly valid criticism, but isn't claiming any counter data.

The closest it claims is this:

A 1998 review by the Research and Development Directorate of the NHS Executive found attempted suicide rates of up to 18% noted in some medical studies of gender reassignment.

Which I would have liked to see a source on, but even taking it at face value, what were the rates of the pre transition population? It doesn't state that, yet it's been found to be roughly 40%, so again even taking it at face value, this would imply improvement.

The Swedish study. This one is very often linked to increased rate of suicide after transition due to ignorant or maliciously intentional misrepresentation of it's conclusion:

Persons with transsexualism, after sex reassignment, have considerably higher risks for mortality, suicidal behaviour, and psychiatric morbidity than the general population. Our findings suggest that sex reassignment, although alleviating gender dysphoria, may not suffice as treatment for transsexualism, and should inspire improved psychiatric and somatic care after sex reassignment for this patient group.

The comparisons done here are not with trans people who do not transition, they're with the general population.

This would be like saying chemotherapy is ineffective because patients who receive chemo still have a higher mortality rate than the general population. Okay... but what about the cancer patients who didn't receive chemo? Because they probably have an even higher rate.

The article sure extrapolates a lot from this study...

"90 percent of these diverse patients had at least one other significant form of psychopathology” reported Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, Department of Psychiatry in a 2009 study of transgender outcomes at their clinic. In other words, 90 percent of the patients were suffering from a mental illness that gender surgery did not alleviate."

SO first off this study did not look at the outcome of transitioning at all... It looked at the mental health of patients being evaluated and treated at a gender clinic. That does not imply transitioning of any kind. The study makes no mention of pre transition vs post transition data, just that "gender clinic patients" suffered from psychopathology. Yeah, trans people tend to have gender dysphoria, that's the whole point of transitioning, to treat that gender dysphoria. That's why pre and post transition data is needed to evaluate the effectiveness of transitioning.

And just another thing to nitpick, the sample size for this one was 10 people... which I'm sure is why the article stuck to percentages for this summary rather than stating the sample sizes like they did for every other linked study.

  • 61 percent of the patients treated for cross-gender identification (359 people) had other psychiatric disorders and illnesses, notably personality, mood, dissociative, and psychotic disorders according to a 2003 Dutch survey of board-certified Dutch psychiatrists. The

This study they give is a dead link, so I can't see what the actual methodology and data was. Although again even accepting it at face value, it sounds like this makes no mention of pre vs post transition data. It just claims "patients treated for cross-gender identification". If they can show rates rising after transitioning compared to pre transition data, that's a perfectly valid finding, but none of these studies were really made with the intent of evaluating the effectiveness of transitioning (which is the entire reason they were aggregated, because they all leave out vital information for that evaluation).

And the last one is similar to the Swedish study, it isn't looking at the effectiveness of transitioning, just the result compared to the general population average. That's a perfectly valid study, but one that does not set out to evaluate transitioning, which is why it was linked, to be misrepresented.

It's conclusion even states:

Results suggest the need for practitioners to focus on interventions that reduce avoidant coping strategies, while simultaneously increasing social support, in order to improve mental health for transgender individuals.

As the anxiety and depression symptoms were found to closely correlated to social support and coping strategies.

So I'm gonna doubt that 400% higher regardless of transitioning or not stat, because it didn't seem to be in any of these studies or even the article itself. In fact, none of the studies compared pre transition and post transition rates. That's not an issue with the studies of course, gathering data about a population is great. However that data doesn't say anything about how effective transitioning is without comparing to trans people who do not transition, which is probably why the article misrepresents them as such.

But who am I kidding, surely The Federalist wouldn't be biased. /s

TheGemGod
2
2 months ago

the length of your comment shut him up lol

[deleted]
-4
2 months ago

[deleted]

Im_Not_Antagonistic
1
2 months ago

First day on the internet?

we_wuz_kangz_420
1
2 months ago

Oy vey shut it down