Nazi Germany, 1944
41927 upvotes
443 comments
divest_trump
5 days ago
gfycat.com
Nazi Germany, 1944
Big_Daddy_Dong
3517
5 days ago

Gotta love the gas chambers

orphansquirel
759
5 days ago

holup

Poopystink16
253
5 days ago

The Chronic just started playing in my head

TrafficConesUpMyAsss
102
5 days ago

G-funk whistle cranks up

Nineteen ninety muthafuckin’ one....

iOwnAtheists
21
5 days ago

It's like this and like that and like this and uh

69_NIGGERFAGGOT_420
22
5 days ago
nixonrichard
2
5 days ago

Tick-tock and ya don't stop.

TigaSharkJB91
0
5 days ago

The Edge by David Mcallum just started playing in my head

AB-G
16
5 days ago
TikTakTight
2
5 days ago

wolup

[deleted]
-1
5 days ago

[deleted]

TikTakTight
-1
5 days ago

Schwolop

xRickyBobby
2
5 days ago

Hey...

b_fnk
-1
5 days ago

waaayt a minute

Wrlpul
36
5 days ago

Yah the poisonous one or the one that killed 3+ million people?

Big_Daddy_Dong
29
5 days ago

That's the one

Leggomylego92
6
5 days ago

Username checks out

HolographicLizard
12
5 days ago

6 million. The number is everywhere. How do people still get it wrong? lmao

SuperSMT
9
5 days ago

6 million Jewish people total (a lot more overall), but the large majority weren't by gas chambers.

evan1678
7
5 days ago

Everyone combined that died to the Nazis accumulated to 17 million

Destro9799
4
5 days ago

~2-3 million died in the gas chambers, ~3 million were shot, and ~1 million were worked to death, starved, or died of exposure. This doesn't include the ~5 million non Jews killed in the Holocaust, and the ~6 million Slavs and other civilians murdered in conquered territories.

Wrlpul
1
5 days ago

I said 3+ million! Not 3 million!

NeenerNahner
1
5 days ago

6 million is 3+ million.

Hitlers_Big_Cock
1
5 days ago

You know it

Wrlpul
1
5 days ago

Yes but I wasn‘t going to actually tap out of reddit and search it up! INSANITY!

The_Goose_II
13
5 days ago

Oh wow I didn't even think about how the gif was relating to gas chambers until I read your comment.

The symbolism I picked up was 'that's fucked up' which I guess also works.

amplevoid
2
5 days ago

Zyklon Butthole

PM_me_Tummies
1
5 days ago

Scripted Asian and the Chamber of Ass

Lord_Derpington_
1
5 days ago
Redmanjc
-1
5 days ago

Ohhh thats what it was

Elkhelm
-2
5 days ago
xchokeholdx
2224
5 days ago
BaileyJIII
1033
5 days ago

too late, already laughed

kevin_the_dolphoodle
222
5 days ago

Well put. This perfectly captures my feelings

xXwork_accountXx
57
5 days ago

Its almost like that’s the point

SuperSMT
50
5 days ago

Who knew scripted comedy could ever be funny!

KnockingDevil
27
5 days ago

They should make movies based around scripted comedic scenarios

Check_for_response
2
5 days ago

Would only work for asians.

Lucifronz
0
5 days ago

Maybe down the line they could branch out, getting more races involved until eventually a fat white girl can scream about her vagina and steal jokes and success from other comedians and make money without being funny herself.

Probably not, though. That's some dystopian shit.

acid_rain_man
124
5 days ago

I love his expression while she’s struggling to get out. It’s like he doesn’t enjoy what he’s doing, but it’s his job.

undercooked_lasagna
38
5 days ago

To me it looks like he's in euphoric reverie of his own stink.

walacen
6
5 days ago

i see you used a lot of fancy big words there

KissOfTosca
2
5 days ago

We call that feeling "The Trump".

Griffin880
16
5 days ago

Exactly, the exhausted dispassion on his face is so perfectly expressed. It's better that it's scripted, the man deserves an Oscar for his work.

pauledowa
3
5 days ago

Imagine being Leonardo DiCaprio and not winning the Oscar again - because of this clip!

Griffin880
3
5 days ago

Wouldn't even be mad. Game recognize game.

fuckin_wot_m8
2
5 days ago

I feel like this probably described more than one Nazi back in the '40s

_kryp70
18
5 days ago

Aah shit, will get'em next time.

notjustforperiods
0
5 days ago

dangit, will

Headcap
12
5 days ago

no, you have to take it back its not REAL LAUGHTER

GregTheMad
7
5 days ago

Good, the Chinese People Party welcomes their new member.

Cappy2020
15
5 days ago

Does the “Chinese People Party” represent all Asians now? 🤔

GregTheMad
8
5 days ago

If you ask China: Yes.

Tsund_Jen
6
5 days ago

It's horrifying to me how few people seem to grasp that "1984" is the Chinese Communist Party Handbook.

And they want to take that book on a world tour.

walacen
1
5 days ago

dude.. stop... speaking as a Chinese, nobody there cares about you... dont flatter yourself

ggg730
-2
5 days ago

lol the irony of this is just hilarious.

broadened_news
1
5 days ago

TM Alibaba

PossiblyAsian
1
5 days ago

Im actually dying

DoctorPepster
186
5 days ago

No one cares. It's funny even though it's obviously fake.

Funky_Ducky
39
5 days ago

Well they have tons of upvotes so obviously some people do. I didn't think it was funny because it was so scripted.

Martijngamer
83
5 days ago

I too only enjoy improv comedy

Slumph
18
5 days ago

But most stuff in /r/scriptedasiangifs is stuff that looks setup in the bad kinda way.

lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe
28
5 days ago

I thought this was funny not because of the setup but because the dude’s face is just “I had to do it, I never had a choice...”

BarneysPosse
5
5 days ago

This hurts me more than it hurts you

lion_OBrian
16
5 days ago

Bad acting. This one’s half decent

chill-with-will
11
5 days ago

I thought this was a work of art.

Squidbit
10
5 days ago

A work o' fart

Ergheis
5
5 days ago

So just say it's shit.

Danny200234
17
5 days ago

If you watch them as sketch comedy some are pretty hilarious. I dont think they even try to pass as improv half the time.

Funky_Ducky
-10
5 days ago

It's not even close to being good sketch comedy though

leavingforgood
13
5 days ago

Doesn’t matter laughed anyway

RuggyDog
4
5 days ago

Can’t take those laughs back once they’re out, gotta be careful about what you laugh at. You don’t want to be found out as someone who laughs at most things, only some refined jokes.

wibblett
4
5 days ago

I also laughed

hugglesthemerciless
1
5 days ago

Do you think movies aren't funny because they're scripted too?

Funky_Ducky
0
5 days ago

Shitty acting and scripts feel scripted. Good acting and scripts don't. It plays into the dilemma of rehearsing so much that you start to come of scripted rather than natural. Unless you've enjoyed every single comedy you've ever seen, this is exactly that.

hugglesthemerciless
2
5 days ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I found it funny

Mad_Raisin
1
5 days ago

And I didn't.

Glad we sorted that out. :P

DigitalMindShadow
3
5 days ago

So the entire substance of your comment is "I don't like this." That being the case, why did you choose to comment at all? You know you don't have to leave a comment, right?

Mad_Raisin
1
5 days ago

To show that there are two sides. OP liked it, I didn't. We both have our reasons (or not) and that's OK.

DigitalMindShadow
1
5 days ago

Sure, it's okay to hold whatever opinion you want. But merely expressing your lack of enjoyment does not add anything valuable to the discussion. Please consider keeping it to yourself next time.

Bangalorelei
1
5 days ago

Exactly. It's like all these kiss cam videos. It would be funny, but since these are actors, no, not really. The authenticity of videos is part of the fun.

stonetear2017
0
5 days ago

How the fuck do you watch movies or any performance art

ellieves
-1
5 days ago

Cry baby bitch

[deleted]
-1
5 days ago

[deleted]

Funky_Ducky
1
5 days ago

I wasn't referring the the op post, but the comment.

trunky
20
5 days ago

Weird to get borderline hostile because someone pointed out that a gif is fake.

GrampaSwood
44
5 days ago

It kind of gives the message "This is a fake GIF, it has no comedic value anymore" to me.

Bangalorelei
6
5 days ago

Mate, have I great news for you: there are literally hundreds of prank channels on YouTube you will find Hi-La-Ri-Ous! Because who cares if they are paid actors.

GrampaSwood
6
5 days ago

All I'm saying is even though it's fake, you can still enjoy it but the comment pointing it out FEELS like it means you can't.

Bangalorelei
4
5 days ago

Obviously people can enjoy whatever they like. I agree with the guy though, it's supposed to be authentic, but it's fake and I think that takes away lot of the humor. Like I said in another comment, all these prank channels on YT do the same, they pretend that their situations are real reactions. But since you know they are fake they aren't really funny to me. But hey, whatever floats your or anyones boat, it doesn't mean he is hostile though, he just pointed out the obvious. Party pooper maybe.

Mexter-Dorgan
5
5 days ago

the foundation of these types of videos is the fact a random person would do this to another random person. that is why the video was made. to be shared as if a surveillance cam caught a person in the act.

the fact it is fake takes away that foundation.

wibblett
11
5 days ago

I think if you understand it's fake that foundation is brought back. He probably didn't even fart in the booth. I think the idea behind it is funny and that's enough for me personally.

poon_tang_clam
-1
5 days ago

that is why the video was made. to be shared as if a surveillance cam caught a person in the act.

No, it's not. This is a video from douyin where scripted situational comedy is very common. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Mexter-Dorgan
2
5 days ago

"very common" not "explicitly produced".

all Douyin is, is another type of Tik Tok.

it's still playing off people believing it is real

you have no idea what you're talking about.

poon_tang_clam
1
5 days ago

You clearly have never been on Douyin if you think it's just another type of Tik Tok. The interface is the same, but the content is not. But, hey, don't let that get in the way of your bullshit.

Mexter-Dorgan
1
5 days ago

you have no idea what you're talking about.

poon_tang_clam
1
5 days ago

How long have you been using Douyin?

CaptainJazzymon
-2
5 days ago

The Office, a scripted surveillance based show, isn’t funny then, I guess.

kevinwhackistone
4
5 days ago

That’s a tv show. Formerly on television. There was zero implication that it’s actually happening.

ItsaMe_Rapio
2
5 days ago

What?! I watched through every episode of that thinking it was funny, and now you tell me it’s scripted?? Damn, now I have to hate it

BenBen5
1
5 days ago

I dunno, I don't think pointing out that somethings scripted implies that it's also not funny. Atleast not for me anyways.

TrustMeImA-Doctor
0
5 days ago

Exactly...it's not funny if it's fake

LeopardPanther7
4
5 days ago

So do you never laugh at comedy films because they're 'fake'? Do you fail to laugh at jokes which aren't based in fact??

TrustMeImA-Doctor
-2
5 days ago

What do either of those have to do with a fake prank pretending to be a real one? I think you're confused or just repeating what you've seen others say on Reddit without understanding lol

LeopardPanther7
1
5 days ago

What's different from the OP skit and a comedy film? It makes you laugh, who fucking cares if it's 'fake'. You're way overthinking this.

TrustMeImA-Doctor
0
5 days ago

It's either funny or it isn't lol is that overthinking things for your brain?

KeepingItSurreal
2
5 days ago

And this is pretty funny to most people

royrese
4
5 days ago

It's not so weird when you realize literally every video or gif of Asian people doing something funny or shocking has the same comment. No one cares.

georgetonorge
1
5 days ago

Literally every single video with Asian people. It's so fucking annoying. No one fucking cares. What the hell do you think Vine was, candid camera?

hugglesthemerciless
5
5 days ago

If you think that comment is borderline hostile you're gonna have a bad time on the internet

MARSPW
2
5 days ago

Do you know why the sub is called scriptedasiangifs ? Because it has nothing to do with the "fake" word

[deleted]
0
5 days ago

[deleted]

Primnu
2
5 days ago

That's more the definition of gullible/naïve.

notjustforperiods
1
5 days ago

that's borderline hostile? oh, you tender thing

Bangalorelei
1
5 days ago

Weird to get borderline aggressive because somebody didn't find it as funny as you.

trunky
0
5 days ago

Weird to get borderline hostile because someone pointed out that a gif is fake.

What part of my comment led you to believe I thought it was funny?

Bangalorelei
2
5 days ago

What part of my comment led you to believe I thought it was funny?

What part of his comment led you to believe it was hostile? Calm your tits, just because you disagree doesn't make his comment hostile.

123instantname
1
5 days ago

Weird to point out Asian gifs are scripted but not do it for literally every white or black person doing comedy on Vine or something.

king_grushnug
1
5 days ago

I don't think you know what hostile means

BryanxMetal
-1
5 days ago

It’s also because that sub is pretty racist

i_dont_know_man__fuk
0
5 days ago

Weird to point out that it's scripted since you'd have to be borderline retarded to think otherwise.

"Listen everybody!!! 2+2=4. HAH! Nothing can beat my genius brain!!!"

trunky
2
5 days ago

got em

i_dont_know_man__fuk
2
5 days ago

got em good

RankinBass
6
5 days ago

It's like watching sitcoms. We know it's fake but laugh anyway.

dickweenersack
2
5 days ago

So sketch comedy. Just the laziest way possible

Nisqy
1
5 days ago

Asian fakes are the best kind of fakes

shutch_498
20
5 days ago

Yeah that’s 100% not how farts work. Some stink might get in that room but 90% would just follow him. You gotta get in their let it rip, and after waiting a few seconds leave.

stuck_in_here
35
5 days ago

With enough force and gusto you can be damn sure that most of the cloud makes it into the booth.

shutch_498
19
5 days ago

I’ve cleared staircases with my gas man. I know farts. Unless you drop Trou and spread them cheeks it will follow you.

saintjonah
13
5 days ago

I know farts.

-/u/shutch_498

ThePixelCoder
1
5 days ago

Out of the whole comment that's the part you quote? As if it's any better with the context...

ChoppedSquid
7
5 days ago

AMA?

SquilliamFancyson412
9
5 days ago

Some stink might get in that room but 90% would just follow him.

I wonder this exact thing about 20x per day

bargu
6
5 days ago

Depends, Iv'e seen someone clear an entire classroom (about 30 people) in college, protein supplements will do the trick.

Guillotina2019
3
5 days ago

you let it rip, then you do a hip wiggle dance while shaking your pants to let the gases loose. then you run.

notjustforperiods
1
5 days ago

I dunno, that's not how my farts work

you ever fart in a jar? you'd think it wouldn't work...

Jetstream-Sam
12
5 days ago

Damn, it's an entire subreddit of the "hilarious" videos my chinese stepmother loves

I'm surprised I didn't see the classic one of someone tasting soup, adding salt to the soup and then trying it again using the same spoonful of soup

Dekubitus
1
5 days ago

That one was posted there at least ten times in 5 different versions ...

herodothyote
6
5 days ago

It's not fake. Farts are his fetish. He is raping her nose with gas.

sherbetfountain
2
5 days ago

I need this comment every time. Not because it's funny as its unbelievably repetitive and unoriginal, but because it makes me feel safe knowing I am not alone in opinion.

fortniteinfinitedab
2
5 days ago
ksa10
2
5 days ago

Fetish porn keeps getting weirder and weirder

ValsamicBladimir
2
5 days ago

Also known as sketch comedy

EitherCommand
1
5 days ago

And again, for the /r/accidentalrenaissance

snackerjacker
1
5 days ago

This is the first I have ever laughed out loud at the sight of a subreddits name. Thank you.

milesdizzy
1
5 days ago

Even if they’re scripted, they’re still funny. That’s how sketch comedy works.

superspiffy
1
5 days ago

GASP! NO!

Geter_Pabriel
0
5 days ago

Nothing gets past you

poopcasso
-1
5 days ago

Should just be called excellentsketches or actuallyfunny

davis75
931
5 days ago

I’m pretty sure that violates all of the Geneva conventions

Experment_940
95
5 days ago

Hitler: Geneva what?

The_Bigg_D
24
5 days ago

Hitler: Versailles what?

FTFY

inactiveuse
1
5 days ago

France? Oh you mean Poland part 2?

InfamousFailure
29
5 days ago

The Geneva conventions are only a suggestion!

ItsaMe_Rapio
20
5 days ago

They’re more like the Geneva Guidelines

SkyGuy182
1
5 days ago

Geneva: HE CAN'T DO THIS. OH GOD OH FU

CollectableRat
1
5 days ago

This arcade never signed on to the convention.

Meunderwears
612
5 days ago

War criminal, confirmed.

emperor42
113
5 days ago

Damn Japanese are at it again, guess they forgot what happened last time

SpaceVX
31
5 days ago

Nah man they got nuked twice they were totally the victims in WWII

mahir_r
32
5 days ago

The residents of Nanking probably liked hearing the nuke news though

Captain_Buckfast
25
5 days ago

*Remaining residents

IgnitedSpade
13
5 days ago

*The ones who were only raped, instead of raped and murdered

Bowldoza
3
5 days ago
  • A film by Miyazaki
TehBossN1NjA
2
5 days ago

I mean they were given the opportunity to surrender lol

Epichawks
4
5 days ago

They never learned man, right wing nationalists are back in power again. I'm just waiting for the second imperial restoration at this point

partyake
2
5 days ago

You need help man

Epichawks
1
5 days ago

Ok man? You wanna help? How can i improve?

partyake
3
5 days ago

Yea sure

right wing nationalists are back in power again.

Where?

Epichawks
1
5 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democratic_Party_(Japan)

This is Japan's ruling party. The party of Shinzo Abe.

Ideologies: japanese nationalism, right wing populism

HelperBot_
2
5 days ago

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Movor
1
5 days ago

Just like Mario

SkyGuy182
1
5 days ago

Nah bro, hitler just had a stinky after eating one too many big chalupas

GigaMight
277
5 days ago

What's the point in having a face mask if you can still breathe pollution

the_knuckledragger
301
5 days ago

It’s not what she breathing in that she’s worried about. She’s sick. In Asian cultures it’s normal to see people wearing masks when they’re ill. It makes sense.

-BoBaFeeT-
168
5 days ago

Ill, or afraid of getting ill.

They have a very unhealthy obsession with productivity that leads to a crippling fear of missing work.

gaoh
123
5 days ago

depends

in japan, they wear it when they're ill, so they don't spread (as much) germs

south korea also

in china, they wear it because of the pollution but also because they feel it lessens the chances of getting ill off anyone

other SEA countries, dunno, haven't been

frostN0VA
46
5 days ago

in japan, they wear it when they're ill, so they don't spread (as much) germs

Not just that. From what I've read, a lot of people in Japan wear masks simply to keep warm or to just hide their face because of reasons. It's kinda like a normal piece of attire over there and it's actually pretty neat.

gaoh
21
5 days ago

it looks cool af, yes

Trewper-
40
5 days ago

Okay calm down senpai

samerige
7
5 days ago

And in Austria covering your face (especially with hijabs) has been banned. Only when it's less than 5°C you're allowed to cover your face or on Halloween and Fasching (a bit like the carneval in Germany, only much less exciting).

typed-talleane
6
5 days ago

You do realize Fasching is from Germany? Bavaria says hi

samerige
3
5 days ago

Fasching is celebrated in Austria and usually it's carneval which is celebrated in Germany. But is it maybe only Bavaria which also celebrates Fasching?

typed-talleane
4
5 days ago

Fasching is literally a term from germany (or the germania back then).

Karneval is only in the north of Germany, else its Fasnacht.

Carnival, Fasnacht & Fasching are all synonyms. Fasching is not from Austria.

samerige
-1
5 days ago

Really? Because Cernival is celebrated completely different than Fasching here. The only thing they really have in common is the dressing up.

Alien_Chicken
6
5 days ago

Hijabs don't cover your face.

samerige
1
5 days ago

I mean the ones like this

Maybe they aren't called hijabs?

sawtalarab
10
5 days ago

that's a burqa bud

Alien_Chicken
4
5 days ago

That's called a burka. You should at least get the names right because they're very different and you come across as ignorant when you're trying to educate about Austrian laws but are getting your terminology wrong.

This is a hijab.

samerige
7
5 days ago

Oh sorry, I knew that it wasn't completely right, but I'm already exhausted and sadly I'm not that educated about the terminologies.

That law is generally geared against Muslims or how they call them, terrorists, because most terrorist attacks were done by people who covered their face with a burka (not true). So if you cover your face in public and a policeman/-woman sees you, you could get a fine.

ThatDamnWalrus
0
5 days ago

Lmao

GenocideSolution
2
5 days ago

normal piece of attire

That's just what the ninjas want you to think.

DoomSayer42
1
5 days ago

I recently worked for a Kpop band selling Merch and one of their Merch items for sale was a face mask with a little graphic on it!

Nosferatuzod
1
5 days ago

My boss will wear one some times when he didn't have time to shave in the morning

ImaginAsian93
7
5 days ago

South Koreans wears masks, because there are shit ton of 미세먼지, micro dust(?) from China that is consistently effecting South Korea's air quality.

Hyperly_Passive
4
5 days ago

Particulates

burntends97
7
5 days ago

In Vietnam we wear them to trick our parents into thinkin we’ve become doctors

Boneshay
5
5 days ago

For Thailand I can’t say we do as I haven’t seen many people, if any, wearing them at all outside. Yet again, last time I visited family was two years ago and they live in a little village outside of Pattaya. Haven’t been to Pattaya since I was born there lmao

IceDannyy
6
5 days ago

In Vietnam we wear it when we drive motorbike in order to avoid dust

_kryp70
7
5 days ago

In Japan many girls wear it if they haven't done makeup, Japanese girls really love their makeup while going out.

gaoh
-5
5 days ago

they care more about the makeup and cute outfit than they do being good at snowboarding -_-

they'd rather sit in the middle of a slope and take selfies


all these downvoters, maybe you should actually go check out japanese slopes and see the tonnes of non-helmet wearing, custom burton gear toting snowboarders who sit down in the middle of runs, just hanging about or taking pictures.

more than anything else, they're being stupidly dangerous to themselves and people actually riding.

i am not, and have not, referenced the pros. who are absolutely incredible. i'm talking about 99% of the youth who go up the slopes just because it's "cool" but actually don't want to learn how to be good at it.

LaziestRedditorEver
6
5 days ago

You're wrong about China. My girlfriend is Chinese - they wear it when they're ill to stop others from getting ill. She has worn face masks while she has been with me to stop others from getting ill and she's told me that's why they wear them in China.

R4G3_F0R_GL0RY
3
5 days ago

I've lived in China for a while and can confirm.

foxobox
1
5 days ago

SEA is for pollution i think, mainly smoke from barbecues on the street

ThermalConvection
1
5 days ago

In the Philippines, most people I've met follow the Japanese model.

thebrownesteye
1
5 days ago

na pretty sure in South Korea it's to hide all the surgery. Yea you see at least 25-50% wearing it...that's how prevalent plastic surgery is in Korea

p03p
1
5 days ago

Was in jakarta for 1 week and only transportation that will actually be able to move forward are motorbike taxi. You bet im wearing a face mask, holy shit.... It is baaaaad being in between a sea of bus, cars, and other motobikes.

kenrawr7666
1
5 days ago

In Japan they wear it whenever they go out... not just when they're ill.

royrese
12
5 days ago

Lol how did you manage to turn this into a bad thing? In Asia food service workers and sick people wear masks to be polite to other people. I do wish it was a trend in the US.

RareAnything
10
5 days ago

They have a very unhealthy obsession with productivity that leads to a crippling fear of missing work.

🇺🇸🤔

Rekinom
7
5 days ago

You managed to key in on the fact that people there aren't such selfish assholes that they don't want to spread a cold around, and somehow turn it into a bad thing.

Meanwhile there's a fucking measles outbreak in America because antivaxx moms literally do not give a shit about anyone but themselves or their own kids.

lickedTators
7
5 days ago

It's normal to wear masks when you're not sick too. Pollution and super close proximity to other people are other reasons beyond illness that they wear masks.

uwanmirrondarrah
4
5 days ago

The real reason they wear them is because of the SARS outbreak in Asia 15 years ago.

It was just a prophylactic thing that Asians were doing despite it not really even helping. Now its become a cultural, even fashionable, aspect of Asian countries.

FirstWaveMasculinist
1
5 days ago

also possible that she has a zit or something and she didnt want to put on makeup.

RedditWibel
2
5 days ago

That and japan is extremely cramped

You would often pass by a lot more people and get closer (literally) than most other countries

drunkentk
1
5 days ago

well usually, the face masks are also for the fine particles in the air. there’s never a definitive reason for everyone

Favmir
1
5 days ago

Also in my country we wear masks in spring because the air quality is so shit, there are so many dust particles in air you legit can't even see the sky

sequoiahunter
6
5 days ago

There is none: People believe that these masks save lives. They do, but only before the mask is permeated with you water vapor from your breath. Dry, nothing can really get through, wet the masks do didley squat.

dingman58
3
5 days ago

These types of face masks prevent spread of illness and germs by catching spittle and sneezes from the person wearing them.

"Gas mask" style face masks which seal against the person's face are the only type which prevent the person wearing it from inhaling pollutants or germs from the air

hugglesthemerciless
1
5 days ago

Germs get caught in it. Why do you think doctors use them

FibrinousHooker
1
5 days ago

Plenty of women just wear them when they were too lazy or didn't have time to put on make up. That sickness thing is often just a convenient excuse.

Sadide
1
5 days ago

A lot of people, at least from my experience in Vietnam, wear it so they keep their light skin. People are obsessed with having white skin in Vietnam, to the point where you see young girls wearing towels and masks over their face when they drive their motorcycle on the street

Rolten
1
5 days ago

It traps small particles in the air, kind of like a filter on a cigarette. Molecules can still pass through though.

toxygen
172
5 days ago

Damn, he hit the gas and did the dash.

Kodak Black would be proud

WhatDoesAFAIKMean
44
5 days ago

Toot it and boot it

Dr_MoRpHed
17
5 days ago

Blow a trumpet and fucking jump it

toxygen
7
5 days ago

Eat a Popsicle then suck on your mom's pickle

I'm plannin to tickle while I play my fiddle

MIXTAPE COMING 2020

Reymond_StJames
2
5 days ago

Thank you, MF doom

BABarracus
1
5 days ago

50 ways to fart on your lover

KingEnemyOne
2
5 days ago

Made her feel stupid

Lotti_Codd
136
5 days ago

He looks as though he pulls of the prank but then as he leans on the door realises he's sharted.

Theguywhoimploded
75
5 days ago

I took his expression more as that it what a brutal, yet necessary, act he had to commit.

saintjonah
19
5 days ago

He was definitely conflicted.

2001_Chevy_Prizm
11
5 days ago

He's internally conflicted between serving the Führer who promised peace and prosperity, and executing defenseless women and children. In the end he tries shove those thoughts deep down..

"Just following orders..."

ItsaMe_Rapio
1
5 days ago

That’s a Vonnegut quote right?

2001_Chevy_Prizm
2
5 days ago

Nope, just war crime fan fiction

WontFixMySwypeErrors
6
5 days ago
nm1043
3
5 days ago

The strongest choices require the strongest wills

kanyes_god_complex
1
5 days ago

Thank you both, I would've been so sad if no one made these references

Ryzengan
12
5 days ago

Big if true

dingman58
3
5 days ago

Large if wet

Mmnnhhgg
5
5 days ago

Nah that's him getting off

bathroomstalin
3
5 days ago

No risk, no reward

JoeZoLeo
73
5 days ago

His face says this is a chore for him 😂. It's like he was cursed to do this to people and doesn't enjoy it anymore than they do.

hh3k0
29
5 days ago

Sorry, kiddo. Just following orders.

Dadwellington
12
5 days ago

When will it end?

Harold_Pemulis
9
5 days ago

God that part was so funny. Just deriving no pleasure from this. He's just gotta do it.

ZippytheMuppetKiller
1
5 days ago
odnacs
39
5 days ago

Caustic IRL

TheLastOfUsAll
12
5 days ago

Placing an independent variable.

XygenSS
9
5 days ago

I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHEN RAPIDLY APPROACHING MY DEATH

RustyTaffy
2
5 days ago

Definitely a younger faster Caustic

Lolocaust1
2
5 days ago

Was waiting for this comment haha

meow_ima_cat
2
5 days ago

My vision is clear.

HenosisGuy
35
5 days ago

THE PERFECT FART ATTACK

When I was a kid my family went on a road trip from Oregon to Maine (yes).

On the final day of the month long trek, I had the worst smelling farts imaginable.

Think...rotten eggs and poop mixed with month old crab meat that’s been in the sun for a few hours. I definitely had to take a shit so every fart had to traverse around a turd to get out. Just extra rotten.

I sat in the back of the van and just kept silently pushing them out and then waiting for everyone to react. Most times I would laugh before anyone even smelled them so they would roll down the windows. After an hour of this everyone started getting pretty mad, no one found it funny anymore. So I agreed, “OK, I’m done”.

Or so I told them.

For two hours, I held the farts in. I was collecting the fart to end all farts. As we got into our home town, my dad made the worst mistake he could have in this scenario.

He said “Let’s run the van through a car wash before we go home”.

It was perfect. As soon as we got into the car-wash, the sounds masked the fart itself AND my giggling.

When they eventually smelled it and then realized they couldn’t roll down the windows. The joy. The pure joy.

THE PERFECT FART ATTACK

you-made-me-register
5
5 days ago

THE PERFECT FART ATTACK

HenosisGuy
3
5 days ago

Hey, don’t echo my footer.

you-made-me-register
5
5 days ago

Sorry my dude I just happen to have a foot fetish

HenosisGuy
2
5 days ago

You mean, a feetish?

(Winks from under fedora brim)

iteraco
1
5 days ago

whoa now Satan

HenosisGuy
1
5 days ago

In my defense, it was a month long road trip.

dankdogomemes
23
5 days ago

I'm sorry little one

dankdogomemes
23
5 days ago

The way he closes his eyes with guilt and sorrow lol

_liminal
10
5 days ago

"I'm sorry little one"

BrodyStone21
17
5 days ago

You have to respect the send

MarziaIsMySister
17
5 days ago

He was in norymburg

I_Clean_Here
19
5 days ago

Damn, never seen Nuremberg butchered like this before. r/boneappletea

Anton_Bruckner
10
5 days ago

That’s it’s polish name

Kaloell
5
5 days ago

Wikipedia says Norymberga is the polish name, so it seems to be some kind of mix.

RAPEINI_THE_GREAT
1
5 days ago

du meinst wohl Nürnberg

I_Clean_Here
1
5 days ago

Ich meine wohl Nuremberg, das stimmt.

FishVoice0
0
5 days ago

Sorry, I don’t speak hitler

MarziaIsMySister
1
5 days ago

Yeah sorry man i was to lazy to check the proper form

getontheground
1
5 days ago

Noraeburg**

Only Koreans would understand this

collectijism
14
5 days ago

Fart attacks are the worst ask any girl with older brothers

nflfan98461
12
5 days ago

The most bizarre/disturbing thing about this is the kids face as he holds the door shut, He's not laughing when she trys to get out, he just has this demented euphoric look like he is getting off on her struggling to breathe amid his fart cloud.

badseedjr
12
5 days ago

Nothing wrong with admiring your work, man.

in_the_bubbleicious
3
5 days ago

I've added a new wifeing scenario to the list.

If I see a woman trap her friends in a fart cloud and hold the door closed with a demented euphoric look, propose immediately.

Mmnnhhgg
2
5 days ago

He did it so he could get off

Rev313
8
5 days ago

This has to be assault

cc7354
6
5 days ago

ASSault amirite guys?

Haebang
7
5 days ago

Yanagi the Poisoner - the teenage years

dactyif
1
5 days ago

God i loved how they all got mauled.

Deepscorn_Prisoner
3
5 days ago

Chaotic Evil.

TheUpsideDownPodcast
5
5 days ago

His facial expression says "I'm just following orders"

MANFACE69
4
5 days ago

The fact he had zero smile while doing this act, like if someone ordered him to do this act and had to comply.

kielbasa330
5
5 days ago

I do not take pleasure in this. It is only business, you understand.

PossiblyAsian
1
5 days ago

Nothing personnel kid

marktsv
3
5 days ago

Yes the air war failed to destroy the arcade machine industrial complex.

alexFriend
2
5 days ago

That’s gotta be a form of assault

Crystal_Grl
13
5 days ago

ASSault amirite guys?

42nd_username
-3
5 days ago

False imprisonment definitely. Don't know about assault but it seems like it should be.

jeffdaranger
3
5 days ago

He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

BASK_IN_MY_FART
2
5 days ago

Never has a gif resonated with me so much, truly encapsulating.

DoorHalfwayShut
2
5 days ago

That look right away as he turned his head to the left looks like an Asian Murr from Impractical Jokers.

ChaosKodiak
2
5 days ago

The fuck is this thing? Just some random box?

thetrueelohell
1
5 days ago

I think its a phone booth

ChaosKodiak
1
5 days ago

It looks like she is wearing headphones. I dunno.

hacckedidkw
2
5 days ago

Peep those Ian Connor shoes tho

collectijism
1
5 days ago

This is assualt by gaseous evacuation

Th3K1n6
1
5 days ago

So from the video, they call those culprits “Fart Master”?

CapnCrunchHurtz
1
5 days ago

I can just hear The Cranberries in the background

Do you have to, do you have to let it linger

futuredrake
1
5 days ago

Ah this is why they wear those masks

Darknast
1
5 days ago

"shhhh, shhhh don't resist, it will be all over soon"

cakeluvr6969
1
5 days ago

F

killaguy
1
5 days ago

How to Caustic and Hitler 101

depressmillennial
1
5 days ago

Gassing people since early 1914, good times.

Sujjin
1
5 days ago

the thing is seeing his total lack of expression while he holds the door shut.

I would be dying laughing if that was me.

fyapowa
1
5 days ago

that look of pure enjoyment on that guys face... xD

FrozenChurchillian
1
5 days ago

Hans: reborn

Fisuxcel
1
5 days ago

whats going on here?

TrampledByTurtlesTSM
1
5 days ago

Amazing

EliteEmperor
1
5 days ago

He’s on the most wanted list now

DevBro22
1
5 days ago

He definately took join in this .

Darkuus58
1
5 days ago

Josef Mangele would be put to shame...

Umadbro7600
1
5 days ago

I thought it was gonna be a gif of Alabama or Georgia after their new abortion laws passed.

ProDTigerGE
1
5 days ago

I watched this 16 times to process it.

StupidQuestionHere2
1
5 days ago

I wonder if the smell was foul.

CarrotPapaya
1
5 days ago

Genius

CarrotPapaya
1
5 days ago

Hitler: a man of culture

Mhofela-Nash
1
5 days ago

Caustic here. My vision is clear

dre__
1
5 days ago
guinness5
1
5 days ago

Nuremberg trials!

GlungoE
1
5 days ago
UnkNowN7552
1
5 days ago

Just commenting to check it out in the future

God5macked
1
5 days ago

Wtf did I just watch

ANIME-MOD-SS
1
5 days ago

Omg, some people are just fucking sick. Lmao

stone_henge
1
5 days ago

That's the look of a man that has just chosen between the lesser of two evils: farting in a large enough space that it won't annoy anyone, and farting into a small enclosed space where it will only annoy a single person.

DerpTrooper
1
5 days ago

Japs back at it again with warcrimes

w3ar3allk1ng5
1
5 days ago

"Shhh, hush now my darling. No tears, only dreams"

nubthesecond
1
5 days ago
DiiGiiTAL
1
5 days ago

This wins Reddit today.

pandamax2
1
5 days ago

What in God’s name.....

LincolnClayFace
1
5 days ago

I really hope that that is his sister because that face screams taking little sister and friends to the mall

Don_Shneedle
1
5 days ago

Probably a thousand-year-old-egg-fart.

Wannabehappy2
1
5 days ago

Ohhhh shiiii took me awhile

OnePunchFan8
1
5 days ago
HoneyGunner007
1
5 days ago

Don’t kink shame

ZionistPussy
1
5 days ago

I call fake. Farts don't spread that fast. Most of it would be outside the door.

GemuetlicherTyp
1
5 days ago

Referring to the holohoax, L O L

holocaustdeprogrammingcourse.com

Doktor_Kraesch
0
5 days ago

You really brought ignorance to the next level. Or, more likely, you know the holocaust is not a hoax but you just hate Jewish people.

GemuetlicherTyp
1
5 days ago

Fact is fact. It is not a matter of opinion.

Doktor_Kraesch
1
5 days ago

Exactly.

divest_trump
1
5 days ago

He's obviously trolling. Look at the subs that he posts to.

cashMoney5150
1
5 days ago

Lmfao

TristanZH
1
5 days ago

Does not laughing make him more or less of a dick? Like he's not even doing it for the joy he's just doing it to do it

Wayelder
1
5 days ago

I love his face...waiting, waiting, wait for it... wait until she stops pushing and is broken, resigned to her fate. ...okay run!

Spank_Ya
1
5 days ago

This made me laugh way too much than it should have

sectione8ght
1
5 days ago

Both have the same fake vans.

Sengura
1
5 days ago

Some say he's still in Guantanamo for terrorism.

goldenroman
1
5 days ago

Finally some good fucking /r/fakehistoryporn.

The_Real_Bedlams
1
5 days ago

Wait, what is the chamber she is in?

ck3thou
1
5 days ago

Fart so good the guy drowsed 🤣

Fat_Phil_Cares
1
5 days ago

I'm guessing the vending machines are filled with dried roses?!

kisslush
1
5 days ago

Bruh

warpfield
1
5 days ago

"please, mein führer, we must stop ze gassing of ze jews."

"nein!"

"but ze men, they have been farting for three days, their digestive systems are near collapse."

elaborinth8993
1
5 days ago

Shhhhhh. Shhhhhh. No tears, only dreams.

Ramps_
1
5 days ago

Shart and Dart

BulletForcer97
1
5 days ago

did he fart?

lazyp7
1
5 days ago

Its a gas bomb ahahahah

muggyboi
1
5 days ago

My vision is clear

EISBRG
1
5 days ago

They had shaky surveillance cameras back then?

CountSockula222
1
5 days ago

It looks like hes jizzing his pants when he leans on the door

NiC0421
1
5 days ago

Didn’t expect the third Reich to show up

TurningSmileUpside
1
5 days ago

Totally me.

Bill_Weathers
1
5 days ago

So, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the arcade today...

CriminalMacabre
1
5 days ago

That face screams "you know i had to do it to 'em"

croz0731
1
5 days ago

Dudes a master crop duster!

Vanilla_7hund3r97
1
5 days ago

"Shhhhh sh Only sweet dreams now"

ok_heh
1
5 days ago

HOLUP

It's what looks like a phone booth, but for karaoke, and you're by yourself in this glass case on display in an... arcade? And why is there just so much empty space to the right, also where are all the other people?

Dafuq is this place

Digger_Joe
1
5 days ago

Gas, Gas, Gas intensifies

_Zelsus_
1
5 days ago

Best zyclon B Evert created

KeroNobu
1
5 days ago

I farted in my hand and smelled it while watching this

idiotj
1
5 days ago

I hate what Reddit has become. It’s like Facebook

kurdtnaughtyboy
1
5 days ago

Fucking savage

SlinginPA
1
5 days ago

I'm visiting Auschwitz tomorrow and now I have to try not to think about this and laugh while I'm there. Thanks.

Periplasmical
1
5 days ago

Exhausted from that fart

WorthyDebt
1
5 days ago

THE GAS CHAMBER!!!

McJollibeePalabok
1
5 days ago

Worst acting ever

TheBrooklyn
1
5 days ago

Is he getting off on that?

Sgt_Meowmers
1
5 days ago

You know he had to do it to em.

shaynos77
1
5 days ago

The chamber of farts!

Kelvinography
1
5 days ago

aw man i laughed way too hard and don’t know how to feel now

Dedod_2
1
5 days ago

More like Unit 731 committing experiments on prisoners of war.

hatsuga
1
5 days ago

didn't even noticed he farted in there for like 3 loops.

the_nhir
1
5 days ago

It took a minute, but then I fucking died. Much like the Jews

Mur3n4
1
5 days ago
QueasyBiscuit20
2
5 days ago

Ma... wtf

Mur3n4
1
5 days ago

Damn nazists!

GarlicCheezBread
1
5 days ago

Why did he have to do her like that?

dynawesome
1
5 days ago

He was just following orders

real_donald_pump
1
5 days ago
Mr_CoryTrevor
1
5 days ago

He didn’t leave it in there long enough. All of the smell stayed outside with him. She obviously faked smelling it.

KhalOtheWild
1
5 days ago

Dude that head roll when she tries to come out

BlackenedBlued
1
5 days ago

Gassing the Jiu's.

decypher23
1
5 days ago

WTF? I uploaded this and the gay mods told me I couldn’t

GingerBeast81
1
5 days ago

Why are fart jokes so damn funny?

So-loyal-whynot2
1
5 days ago

Lol it hit her so quick 😂 my question is why though? Lol he’s so wrong for that! Little nasty

ElevenDucks72
1
5 days ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week

JoeyMBDTF
1
5 days ago

Why does he look like he had to do it lmao

Mr_Baldy1
1
5 days ago

The cold truth about war. Or should i say the warm truth

throwawayurkin
1
5 days ago

This kid is goin places.

ReptilicansWH
1
5 days ago

How creative. In Texas though someone would have shot him in the ass. Holding someone against their will. Chicks here conceal and carry, shoot first and then step over the corpse. They would say “excuse me” as they stepped over though.

neathawk49
1
5 days ago

The shame on this mother fuckers face. It's all like "why am I like this?"

Charybdisilver
1
5 days ago

This is how you know they’re a good couple.

tbailey3609
1
5 days ago

I've been laughing at this for 20 minutes now. I'm going to hell for laughing so much at this😂 title is pure gold😂

About137Ninjas
1
5 days ago

So that’s why japan is having a population crisis.

FlipBarry
1
5 days ago

Lolxwtf? 🤣

21P_Tom
1
5 days ago

laughs at gif Sees title that's enough internet tonight

Anpro3301
1
5 days ago

An Independent Variable added.

Majkoslovak
1
5 days ago

uwga, kabina jest gazowana :D

BrokenProjects
1
5 days ago

Savage...

GalaxyZircon
1
5 days ago

Before i realized he farted, I thought it was the battle of Bastogne

discount-doubledoink
0
5 days ago
MaskedBarista
-3
5 days ago

Asians are robots confirmed

Sp00kygorl
0
5 days ago

Wow. Did nazi that coming.

Counterkulture
0
5 days ago

Imagine thinking this isn't fake as fuck.

ghetterking
-1
5 days ago

guess which country of war criminals has to be nuked again

Iapd
2
5 days ago

Japan

thebombdiggitydoc1
-1
5 days ago

Haha. Holy shit that was great. I was sitting on the toilet and literally loled. Machine gun shits as a result.

bigfuckinsky
-2
5 days ago

The internet in 2019.

On Twitter the Dr who wrote the dsmV on body dismorphia was banned bc his medical terminology was considered threatening. On Reddit were recreating the Holocaust with fart jokes on it's totes fine.

(That Dr has since been reinstated but it will have a longer term affect.)

bobrossforPM
3
5 days ago

One is saying transgender people have a mental disorder (many people i’ve met who believe this also have the same view on homosexuality), the other is a light hearted joke about something that happened 8 decades ago

bigfuckinsky
0
5 days ago

One is a doctor who writes the book other doctors use to treat patients who have a 400% higher chance of committing suicide - whether they get surgery or not - who has a legion of other doctors and professionals giving him professional creditability and support.

The doctor never stated anyone has a mental disorder. He's just the guy who writes about and treats mental disorders and that was apparently too much people to handle. Which, kind of seems like a mental disorder of people trying to protect people they think they understand more than actual medical professionals.

Killing 6 million people is hilarious so long as enough time has passed.

This logic is absurd.

Also, I wasn't being critical of the post. I think it is hilarious. I'm staying that it's silly that on Reddit we can make fart jokes about the Holocaust and that's fine. Juxtaposed against Twitter where a leading professional in a nuanced field cannot even comment on his focused work bc people like you project discrimination into his voice and get him kicked off.

throwawayl11
3
5 days ago

One is a doctor who writes the book other doctors use to treat patients who have a 400% higher chance of committing suicide - whether they get surgery or no

Trans people are at a far greater risk of mental health issues and suicidal tendencies prior to transition than they are post transition. I'm not sure where you got those stats, but there are mountains of evidence on this.

ironlabel1
1
5 days ago

https://thefederalist.com/2015/08/19/transgender-regret-is-real-even-if-the-media-tell-you-otherwise/

It has sources highlighted in red. Read the article and as you do click the sources and read those as well.

throwawayl11
1
5 days ago

I read through the studies and found none comparing pre and post transition data, just ones stating post transition data.

The whole point of evaluating the effectiveness of transition is to see the effects by comparing a before group and an after group (or preferably getting before and after data on the same group).

Every study mentioned had only that "after" group data, likely because they were aggregated specifically to support a narrative, despite no individual study claiming that pre transition trans people were better off.

Lets go through the studies in the order of their appearance:

This entire article mostly talks about the limitations of existing research methods. Which is a perfectly valid criticism, but isn't claiming any counter data.

The closest it claims is this:

A 1998 review by the Research and Development Directorate of the NHS Executive found attempted suicide rates of up to 18% noted in some medical studies of gender reassignment.

Which I would have liked to see a source on, but even taking it at face value, what were the rates of the pre transition population? It doesn't state that, yet it's been found to be roughly 40%, so again even taking it at face value, this would imply improvement.

The Swedish study. This one is very often linked to increased rate of suicide after transition due to ignorant or maliciously intentional misrepresentation of it's conclusion:

Persons with transsexualism, after sex reassignment, have considerably higher risks for mortality, suicidal behaviour, and psychiatric morbidity than the general population. Our findings suggest that sex reassignment, although alleviating gender dysphoria, may not suffice as treatment for transsexualism, and should inspire improved psychiatric and somatic care after sex reassignment for this patient group.

The comparisons done here are not with trans people who do not transition, they're with the general population.

This would be like saying chemotherapy is ineffective because patients who receive chemo still have a higher mortality rate than the general population. Okay... but what about the cancer patients who didn't receive chemo? Because they probably have an even higher rate.

The article sure extrapolates a lot from this study...

"90 percent of these diverse patients had at least one other significant form of psychopathology” reported Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, Department of Psychiatry in a 2009 study of transgender outcomes at their clinic. In other words, 90 percent of the patients were suffering from a mental illness that gender surgery did not alleviate."

SO first off this study did not look at the outcome of transitioning at all... It looked at the mental health of patients being evaluated and treated at a gender clinic. That does not imply transitioning of any kind. The study makes no mention of pre transition vs post transition data, just that "gender clinic patients" suffered from psychopathology. Yeah, trans people tend to have gender dysphoria, that's the whole point of transitioning, to treat that gender dysphoria. That's why pre and post transition data is needed to evaluate the effectiveness of transitioning.

And just another thing to nitpick, the sample size for this one was 10 people... which I'm sure is why the article stuck to percentages for this summary rather than stating the sample sizes like they did for every other linked study.

  • 61 percent of the patients treated for cross-gender identification (359 people) had other psychiatric disorders and illnesses, notably personality, mood, dissociative, and psychotic disorders according to a 2003 Dutch survey of board-certified Dutch psychiatrists. The

This study they give is a dead link, so I can't see what the actual methodology and data was. Although again even accepting it at face value, it sounds like this makes no mention of pre vs post transition data. It just claims "patients treated for cross-gender identification". If they can show rates rising after transitioning compared to pre transition data, that's a perfectly valid finding, but none of these studies were really made with the intent of evaluating the effectiveness of transitioning (which is the entire reason they were aggregated, because they all leave out vital information for that evaluation).

And the last one is similar to the Swedish study, it isn't looking at the effectiveness of transitioning, just the result compared to the general population average. That's a perfectly valid study, but one that does not set out to evaluate transitioning, which is why it was linked, to be misrepresented.

It's conclusion even states:

Results suggest the need for practitioners to focus on interventions that reduce avoidant coping strategies, while simultaneously increasing social support, in order to improve mental health for transgender individuals.

As the anxiety and depression symptoms were found to closely correlated to social support and coping strategies.

So I'm gonna doubt that 400% higher regardless of transitioning or not stat, because it didn't seem to be in any of these studies or even the article itself. In fact, none of the studies compared pre transition and post transition rates. That's not an issue with the studies of course, gathering data about a population is great. However that data doesn't say anything about how effective transitioning is without comparing to trans people who do not transition, which is probably why the article misrepresents them as such.

But who am I kidding, surely The Federalist wouldn't be biased. /s

TheGemGod
1
5 days ago

the length of your comment shut him up lol

Tx2015
-5
5 days ago

Reddit is fucked, fuck whoever upvoted. Can’t joke about fat people but you can joke about mass murder ? Seriously think about that for a second. Someone send tthis shit to CNN so your whole sub gets banned .

Im_Not_Antagonistic
1
5 days ago

First day on the internet?

we_wuz_kangz_420
1
5 days ago

Oy vey shut it down