Dipping Oreos in Public Toilet Water
1 upvotes
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HueyVoltaire
3 weeks ago
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Dipping Oreos in Public Toilet Water
Now I have Minecraft zombies porn scene on my mind
140 upvotes
1 comments
FrozenBananaMan
5 days ago
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Now I have Minecraft zombies porn scene on my mind
“Gotta do what you gotta do for money”
6 upvotes
9 comments
kappaman69
2 weeks ago
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“Gotta do what you gotta do for money”
Mind if I rub my aids-dick all over your face? It's fine if you don't suck.
15 upvotes
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HamAndEggsGreen
1 month ago
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Mind if I rub my aids-dick all over your face? It's fine if you don't suck.
Holy frik
0 upvotes
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thebestlomgboi
1 week ago
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Holy frik
“Well if their farts meet though”
9 upvotes
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xxTheta
2 weeks ago
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“Well if their farts meet though”
Jokes on you my dick hasn't worked in days
19 upvotes
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I_BOOF_GUAIFENESIN
1 month ago
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Jokes on you my dick hasn't worked in days
Human nipples are for baby, horse nipples are for dad
527 upvotes
6 comments
TheBoyYdLikeToBe
5 days ago
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Human nipples are for baby, horse nipples are for dad
"Bro it's simple as life. Men fuck birds. You dig?"
221 upvotes
5 comments
-Umbra-
2 weeks ago
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"Bro it's simple as life. Men fuck birds. You dig?"
I wash dishes every fucking day...
0 upvotes
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ButaneLilly
1 day ago
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I wash dishes every fucking day...
Screwing a fetus
39 upvotes
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Sol33t303
1 month ago
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Screwing a fetus
the clap of my ass cheeks keeps distracting me from my studies
383 upvotes
8 comments
SavageVector
1 month ago
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the clap of my ass cheeks keeps distracting me from my studies
“I bet the poop would be delicious “
2 upvotes
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waterdoggy1
1 month ago
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“I bet the poop would be delicious “
“It looks like a perfect bum drum!”
5 upvotes
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bluecartoons
2 weeks ago
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“It looks like a perfect bum drum!”
"I’m going to put this in my dogs ass"
319 upvotes
10 comments
SunlightWalrus
1 month ago
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"I’m going to put this in my dogs ass"
"charged shot"
4 upvotes
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cominforthememes
2 weeks ago
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"charged shot"
This makes me horny. Let's meet up and lick each other's floors
386 upvotes
8 comments
rockybond
2 weeks ago
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This makes me horny. Let's meet up and lick each other's floors
"I would eat Dalia’s ass"
3 upvotes
1 comments
dribbleondo
3 weeks ago
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"I would eat Dalia’s ass"
Come on, Carl
5 upvotes
3 comments
TheSovietTurtle
1 month ago
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Come on, Carl
rub my dick on a cheese grater
21 upvotes
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mymax162
3 weeks ago
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rub my dick on a cheese grater
"Imagine fucking all of the soft holes on SpongeBob's body."
6 upvotes
1 comments
MrCamman69
3 weeks ago
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"Imagine fucking all of the soft holes on SpongeBob's body."
"This puppy butt has made my life feel so full."
242 upvotes
6 comments
MoistPhilosopher
2 weeks ago
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"This puppy butt has made my life feel so full."
this puts a weird imagine in my head
2 upvotes
1 comments
tehraelperky
3 weeks ago
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this puts a weird imagine in my head
Guy on r/tinder talks about his fetish for busting a nut during prostate exams
169 upvotes
4 comments
CaptainNapoleon
4 days ago
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Guy on r/tinder talks about his fetish for busting a nut during prostate exams
"Get a new couch to have sex with your daughter on."
397 upvotes
12 comments
GiornaGuirne
1 month ago
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"Get a new couch to have sex with your daughter on."
"I'll suck your dick to see where you're cumming from"
7 upvotes
0 comments
dcn215
1 month ago
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"I'll suck your dick to see where you're cumming from"
Birth with context
138 upvotes
5 comments
throwaway2019abc
1 month ago
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Birth with context
"I fucking love the idea of a 'Cars Rape of Nanking'"
14 upvotes
1 comments
Pearse_Borty
1 month ago
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"I fucking love the idea of a 'Cars Rape of Nanking'"
*Bladder noises intensifies*
256 upvotes
15 comments
phantomtoyfreddy
1 month ago
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*Bladder noises intensifies*
I would swim through this for miles to sniff Rihanna’s armpits
262 upvotes
8 comments
NeoGeoThomas
1 month ago
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I would swim through this for miles to sniff Rihanna’s armpits
I don't even know whats going on
7 upvotes
2 comments
Punkrock0822
2 weeks ago
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I don't even know whats going on
“I bet it has a stinky bum”
7 upvotes
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Gamersco
1 month ago
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“I bet it has a stinky bum”
"your dog could have bought a Sybian."
16 upvotes
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nosut
3 weeks ago
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"your dog could have bought a Sybian."
A horse fucking a guy so deep he started bleeding
363 upvotes
42 comments
bertnod
2 weeks ago
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A horse fucking a guy so deep he started bleeding
Calliou as a cube
5 upvotes
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UprightGnat
1 month ago
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Calliou as a cube
"Who’s farting, who’s leaning, what’s happening"
2 upvotes
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Comet_Pluto
1 month ago
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"Who’s farting, who’s leaning, what’s happening"
Hot children are the number one reason for pedophilia
630 upvotes
34 comments
SomeTurdInTheWind
3 weeks ago
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Hot children are the number one reason for pedophilia
Who would try to sell a sex toy as a lawnmower?
222 upvotes
3 comments
SmoothOctopus
2 weeks ago
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Who would try to sell a sex toy as a lawnmower?
I wanna get fucked by that demon rabbit
129 upvotes
6 comments
R6_Goddess
3 weeks ago
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I wanna get fucked by that demon rabbit
Mine has a special "cum pump" that I fill with jelly, and cocaine.
9 upvotes
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RandomRaymondo
3 weeks ago
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Mine has a special "cum pump" that I fill with jelly, and cocaine.
“I wish my wife was a skateboard”
9 upvotes
1 comments
OhItsReallyNoah
2 weeks ago
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“I wish my wife was a skateboard”
“Activated cloaking”
65 upvotes
3 comments
SirFireball
4 weeks ago
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“Activated cloaking”
If my child wants to eat peanuts then other kids will have to die
344 upvotes
2 comments
DukeTalent
1 week ago
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If my child wants to eat peanuts then other kids will have to die
"So you saying Antman is like cocaine"
429 upvotes
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steamport
4 weeks ago
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"So you saying Antman is like cocaine"
oh god
5 upvotes
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6moto
6 days ago
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oh god
Would pedophiles still be pedophiles if not for the sexy, sexy children?
17 upvotes
4 comments
SomeTurdInTheWind
3 weeks ago
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Would pedophiles still be pedophiles if not for the sexy, sexy children?
“I put the std in stud now all I need is u”
556 upvotes
7 comments
McSquiddleton
2 weeks ago
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“I put the std in stud now all I need is u”
“Gotta buuld some muscle, bro. Can't skip cock day.”
11 upvotes
1 comments
crinkle_bepis
1 week ago
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“Gotta buuld some muscle, bro. Can't skip cock day.”
I would love to tease Kate......
210 upvotes
4 comments
BlueBolt5000
3 days ago
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I would love to tease Kate......
If the horse cock didn't, the horse birth would.
9 upvotes
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--lily--
5 days ago
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If the horse cock didn't, the horse birth would.
Having worms is like being spooned from the inside
70 upvotes
11 comments
SomeTurdInTheWind
2 weeks ago
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Having worms is like being spooned from the inside
"As in both or does she want to be used like a feathery onahole?"
8 upvotes
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TheDman0310
1 month ago
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"As in both or does she want to be used like a feathery onahole?"
Enough internet for today!
153 upvotes
12 comments
Taken-Name-Number1
1 month ago
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Enough internet for today!