When life hands you lemons, Squirt the juice into your quivering asshole.
5 upvotes
0 comments
expired_lemonade
2 months ago
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When life hands you lemons, Squirt the juice into your quivering asshole.
Why was 6 afraid of 7
407 upvotes
28 comments
mostafahalawa
3 months ago
reddit.com
Why was 6 afraid of 7
"Rolls 6 to hit. You miss and dick the zombie in the mouth."
290 upvotes
15 comments
Laser_Magnum
1 month ago
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"Rolls 6 to hit. You miss and dick the zombie in the mouth."
But.. What happened to cotton swabs??
5 upvotes
0 comments
spaghetticatman
1 day ago
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But.. What happened to cotton swabs??
I want him to spin me and rub my asshole like this donut
319 upvotes
8 comments
DerangedEmu04
3 weeks ago
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I want him to spin me and rub my asshole like this donut
"i bounced on my boys dick to this"
10 upvotes
2 comments
Spectre-84
3 months ago
reddit.com
"i bounced on my boys dick to this"
Damn I got jipped. Old man Dr. and I was awake and smelled my burning nut flesh.
169 upvotes
0 comments
404_Joy_Not_found
3 months ago
reddit.com
Damn I got jipped. Old man Dr. and I was awake and smelled my burning nut flesh.
25 inches long, and 12 inches thick
321 upvotes
9 comments
umbra459
2 months ago
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25 inches long, and 12 inches thick
“He likes that cheesy taste when he sucks it.”
24 upvotes
2 comments
FrenchesOP
2 months ago
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“He likes that cheesy taste when he sucks it.”
Jesus might be cool but....
21 upvotes
1 comments
iKnowButWhy
2 months ago
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Jesus might be cool but....
I bet he gives good head
8 upvotes
1 comments
whoresbane123456789
2 months ago
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I bet he gives good head
A nice story about Sonic and the gang
232 upvotes
12 comments
NotACompleteDumbass
1 month ago
np.reddit.com
A nice story about Sonic and the gang
DO NOT stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
620 upvotes
18 comments
chivopi
3 months ago
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DO NOT stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.
“This makes me not want to fuck clams anymore”
425 upvotes
8 comments
Robotguy39
2 months ago
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“This makes me not want to fuck clams anymore”
What so now old men grope other old men and it's no longer rape.
8 upvotes
2 comments
kaiserkarl36
2 months ago
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What so now old men grope other old men and it's no longer rape.
Japanese porn is the best because the girls have Minecraft vaginas.
830 upvotes
11 comments
PaulTheRedditor
2 months ago
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Japanese porn is the best because the girls have Minecraft vaginas.
Step one: make a website comparing the hotness of enrolled students
6 upvotes
1 comments
umbra459
2 months ago
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Step one: make a website comparing the hotness of enrolled students
Who is this cute lesbian and how tight is her pussy
0 upvotes
4 comments
GmanMonty
3 months ago
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Who is this cute lesbian and how tight is her pussy
Why else would you have 50 crayon dicks if not sodomize yourself with them? doh
448 upvotes
9 comments
HaricotsDeLiam
2 months ago
reddit.com
Why else would you have 50 crayon dicks if not sodomize yourself with them? doh
"Fetuses are probably hyper nutritious"
329 upvotes
13 comments
manwithfaceofbird
3 months ago
old.reddit.com
"Fetuses are probably hyper nutritious"
"I like to sneak into hospitals and kiss coma patients."
360 upvotes
5 comments
AirbornePlatypus
1 week ago
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"I like to sneak into hospitals and kiss coma patients."
"I want to fuck that baby dragon"
345 upvotes
14 comments
DrPractic
2 months ago
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"I want to fuck that baby dragon"
When I was 12 I cut a hole in my Kermit the frog teddy
464 upvotes
9 comments
suspicious_toilet
3 months ago
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When I was 12 I cut a hole in my Kermit the frog teddy
Keep an eye on this one.
6 upvotes
1 comments
yuliogulio
3 months ago
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Keep an eye on this one.
“The day I ever piss or shit blood I'm just gonna force feed it to my kids“
14 upvotes
1 comments
ProccessingUnit
3 months ago
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“The day I ever piss or shit blood I'm just gonna force feed it to my kids“
"Balls are tasty"
144 upvotes
8 comments
GalKing
2 months ago
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"Balls are tasty"
”Bro i wanna lube it up and put my pp inside... 🥵”
16 upvotes
2 comments
sixeyedcow
2 months ago
reddit.com
”Bro i wanna lube it up and put my pp inside... 🥵”
“Menstruation never tasted so good”
415 upvotes
7 comments
britm0b
3 months ago
reddit.com
“Menstruation never tasted so good”
Imagine raping a kid but their dick is bigger than yours
588 upvotes
35 comments
therealgronkstandup
1 month ago
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Imagine raping a kid but their dick is bigger than yours
Facts about Obama’s nutsack
494 upvotes
6 comments
Pythios3rd
2 months ago
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Facts about Obama’s nutsack
"He's sad cause he knows I'm gonna drink him through my urethra"
338 upvotes
4 comments
Etherne
1 week ago
reddit.com
"He's sad cause he knows I'm gonna drink him through my urethra"
Shitting in a graveyard
11 upvotes
2 comments
kfudnapaa
2 months ago
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Shitting in a graveyard
The art of fart sniffing
277 upvotes
7 comments
ZombieSazza
2 months ago
reddit.com
The art of fart sniffing
My penis can also still get erect and I'm hairy like Chewbacca.
414 upvotes
4 comments
xxfay6
3 months ago
reddit.com
My penis can also still get erect and I'm hairy like Chewbacca.
"#nutnotnuggets"
14 upvotes
1 comments
MrColdMilk
3 months ago
reddit.com
"#nutnotnuggets"
“I wanna fuck the fortnite banana so bad”
361 upvotes
14 comments
Doggomatic71
2 months ago
reddit.com
“I wanna fuck the fortnite banana so bad”
That scene with all the naked people in the showers always make me nut
47 upvotes
10 comments
Heroic_Nobody
2 months ago
reddit.com
That scene with all the naked people in the showers always make me nut
“Why does this salad have cum in it?”
243 upvotes
7 comments
Xlash123
3 months ago
reddit.com
“Why does this salad have cum in it?”
“Christina probably licks her son’s assholes to induce poop”
152 upvotes
4 comments
-waphles-
3 months ago
reddit.com
“Christina probably licks her son’s assholes to induce poop”
cursed_ants
345 upvotes
13 comments
Skerald
3 months ago
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cursed_ants
Sorry what
168 upvotes
2 comments
kevrev
2 months ago
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Sorry what
my NIGGA!!!! GOD I LOVE EATING SHIT OUT OF THE TO...
6 upvotes
2 comments
hyprarmadillr
3 months ago
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my NIGGA!!!! GOD I LOVE EATING SHIT OUT OF THE TO...
Laughing harder than your what?
128 upvotes
2 comments
mutaz500
2 months ago
reddit.com
Laughing harder than your what?
"Is this like Thomas the Legendary Flying Jizz With a Thousand Legs?"
12 upvotes
3 comments
P0tat0Batt3ry
2 months ago
reddit.com
"Is this like Thomas the Legendary Flying Jizz With a Thousand Legs?"