*This is why we can't fuck nice coconuts
218 upvotes
6 comments
TheBoyYdLikeToBe
1 month ago
reddit.com
*This is why we can't fuck nice coconuts
Imagine if you put salt on a pussy and it started quivering
421 upvotes
23 comments
NotchedWhip
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
Imagine if you put salt on a pussy and it started quivering
"It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife"
3 upvotes
1 comments
juicystarboy
1 month ago
reddit.com
"It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife"
“I’ll go to town on some hairy gorilla nuts”
325 upvotes
5 comments
Polish_Potato
1 month ago
reddit.com
“I’ll go to town on some hairy gorilla nuts”
Without moisture, diarrhea would be like firing a sandblaster out your anus.
639 upvotes
23 comments
Ask_me_4_a_story
1 month ago
old.reddit.com
Without moisture, diarrhea would be like firing a sandblaster out your anus.
“If you found this at say, a porn studio, it would be right up their alley”
167 upvotes
10 comments
The_Anonymous_Potato
1 month ago
reddit.com
“If you found this at say, a porn studio, it would be right up their alley”
"I need a nice intimate environment to look at my dad's floppy penis.:"
248 upvotes
10 comments
Lentriox
4 weeks ago
reddit.com
"I need a nice intimate environment to look at my dad's floppy penis.:"
A single tear of semen leaked from my urethra
20 upvotes
0 comments
HitTheBaby
4 weeks ago
reddit.com
A single tear of semen leaked from my urethra
The asparagus goes in your butt, obviously.
28 upvotes
1 comments
little_blackie
1 month ago
reddit.com
The asparagus goes in your butt, obviously.
I love being meat. Especially when I’m being eaten.
15 upvotes
0 comments
bridget_the_great
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
I love being meat. Especially when I’m being eaten.
“Have the urge to fall down that hole feet first,...”
154 upvotes
7 comments
myownmorbidcuriosity
1 week ago
reddit.com
“Have the urge to fall down that hole feet first,...”
The nurse touched my baby, he is the daddy now.
18 upvotes
0 comments
-AnUngratefulChild-
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
The nurse touched my baby, he is the daddy now.
I once fucked a donut so hard and filled it with cum until it exploded
489 upvotes
35 comments
TheSexiestDinosaur
1 month ago
reddit.com
I once fucked a donut so hard and filled it with cum until it exploded
I want giofilms inside of my spleen
75 upvotes
1 comments
Icetwister
1 month ago
reddit.com
I want giofilms inside of my spleen
Makes the babies smaller for easier child birth 👍🏼
296 upvotes
6 comments
champsammy14
3 weeks ago
reddit.com
Makes the babies smaller for easier child birth 👍🏼
We wolf vegene
126 upvotes
32 comments
TheSquareEyeball
1 month ago
reddit.com
We wolf vegene
I use this method all the time with my diarrhea
22 upvotes
0 comments
ParoxysmOfReddit
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
I use this method all the time with my diarrhea
I want to be gang raped by angels TBH
223 upvotes
10 comments
IntrovertedSpace
1 month ago
reddit.com
I want to be gang raped by angels TBH
Goddamn it, Ross.
6 upvotes
1 comments
iShipBoats
1 week ago
reddit.com
Goddamn it, Ross.
He wants a blueberry and you are human.
139 upvotes
7 comments
purplesundaes
1 month ago
reddit.com
He wants a blueberry and you are human.
this guy makes me want to eat your dogs out and 69 there corpse
12 upvotes
0 comments
J_S_M_K
1 week ago
reddit.com
this guy makes me want to eat your dogs out and 69 there corpse
"This needs to be a collab at some point"
4 upvotes
0 comments
IrrationalIrritation
1 month ago
np.reddit.com
"This needs to be a collab at some point"
"I've shot a load or two into dogs before, usually at the wrong house."
18 upvotes
2 comments
SyntaxTheGr8
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
"I've shot a load or two into dogs before, usually at the wrong house."
The nurse touched my baby, he is the daddy now.
674 upvotes
12 comments
CalypsoTheKitty
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
The nurse touched my baby, he is the daddy now.
I like to shove traffic cones up my Ass
7 upvotes
3 comments
IpMedia
2 weeks ago
old.reddit.com
I like to shove traffic cones up my Ass
Sorry for your lost. If it helps I can lick myself on your floor in his place
6 upvotes
0 comments
Foriegn_Picachu
1 month ago
reddit.com
Sorry for your lost. If it helps I can lick myself on your floor in his place
me irl
1 upvotes
0 comments
ramblinroger
1 week ago
reddit.com
me irl
"Nah you want the tickle sticks on the inside. Also flared base on the outside."
265 upvotes
7 comments
ShakingHandsWithDeat
1 week ago
reddit.com
"Nah you want the tickle sticks on the inside. Also flared base on the outside."
"The same buttplug cycled between us for years."
1246 upvotes
14 comments
B45T4RD
3 weeks ago
reddit.com
"The same buttplug cycled between us for years."
i used to jerk off a lot in my grandma’s bathroom
286 upvotes
5 comments
creemyice
2 weeks ago
reddit.com
i used to jerk off a lot in my grandma’s bathroom
Today i learned how awesome drugs are
10 upvotes
1 comments
CyberEsel
3 weeks ago
reddit.com
Today i learned how awesome drugs are
lolwat
0 upvotes
0 comments
peppermintsmores
1 month ago
reddit.com
lolwat
Nail clipping paste
6 upvotes
0 comments
Wanderer737
1 month ago
reddit.com
Nail clipping paste
I like myself some refreshing ice cold dick when it's hot outside
11 upvotes
0 comments
LamTheCarMan
1 month ago
reddit.com
I like myself some refreshing ice cold dick when it's hot outside
Facefucked by a squirrel
5 upvotes
0 comments
criticalcontext
1 month ago
reddit.com
Facefucked by a squirrel
Makes sense. Piss on an axe and get a bigger one
39 upvotes
4 comments
CaioNV
1 week ago
reddit.com
Makes sense. Piss on an axe and get a bigger one
Clearly you’ve never tried a baby dipped in queso
8 upvotes
2 comments
TeamMountainLion
1 month ago
reddit.com
Clearly you’ve never tried a baby dipped in queso
...
2 upvotes
1 comments
QueenOfKarnaca
3 weeks ago
reddit.com
...
Satan is a gun and magma cum is his bullet
268 upvotes
5 comments
Kionjin
1 month ago
reddit.com
Satan is a gun and magma cum is his bullet