If you do this, you deserve death
33543 upvotes
360 comments
BatZ101
4 days ago
If you do this, you deserve death
SavageAxeBot
1
4 days ago

Dank.

memelover3001
1517
4 days ago

You should add a 4th slide where its a macaque skeleton with "gamers who play multiplayer games and vote skip the cutscenes and then dont know what to do"

Sehkh
544
4 days ago

no gamers do that, because if you do you arent a gamer

333bdm
282
4 days ago

Thank you, Donald. That kind of logic will get you all the way to the white house.

inagadda
76
4 days ago

I know more about gaming than anybody. Believe me.

TheMemeReaper902
21
4 days ago

:0

danhanger
7
4 days ago

0:

inbred_beans
5
4 days ago

0:

I_Object_
2
4 days ago

Turn that blowjob upside down

samchap88
1
4 days ago

what the Fuck does that mean

WrathfulSausage
1
4 days ago

u0u

Seba6464
25
4 days ago

Your knowledge itsff incrtyedinbloe

celixonsele
1
4 days ago

FACTS

Bitbatgaming
1
4 days ago

Think it's called being a casual.

cross9107
0
4 days ago

I’ll skip absolutely every cut scene that I can. They are the worst.

gayslook
65
4 days ago

Bf1 intensifies

TheGamingPie
50
4 days ago

This Infernal bombardment, the noise, the smoke. The most tremendous cannonade I've ever heard. Swept round us in a wide curve of red leaping flame quite unending in either direction. Its a whole new type of warfare boys, gotta be careful. They're calling em Stormtroopers, jerry's best. Got orders to leave their trenches and charge right into us. Come on concentrate on your bayonet, imagine it piercing the hearts of the Hun, every last one of them...

gayslook
16
4 days ago

The legend himself

HEBushido
14
4 days ago

Man I love the German intros in that game. Actually just having intros in their native languages is awesome.

Blackfyre1997
14
4 days ago

Skipping BF1 dialogue should be considered a sin and keep you out of heaven.

Berisha11
36
4 days ago

"gamers who skip tutorials and then don't know how to play & complain about the gameplay being bad"

mortalkomic
10
4 days ago

You mean Arin Hanson

Matty314
0
4 days ago

Sup yall

TBM-TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4
4 days ago

does skipping the intros of beatmaps in osu! counts?

B0xp0und
1
4 days ago

I dont skip then i hit a 100 really early retry and skip

Burritosrule77
3
4 days ago

Or you could do that

VkmSoler
2
4 days ago

“Gamers” who only play online games and hate stories

RoastyToasty4242
615
4 days ago

“Gamers that skip the tutorial then complain about the game being too hard 4 levels in”

Xuskcahmehes
266
4 days ago

game grumps lmao

SomeGuyOnReddiit
108
4 days ago

Nah just Arin,every time Dan plays it’s enjoyable as I don’t really hear him constantly complain about game design or something being too hard,btw the worst example of “skipping the tutorial and complaining it’s hard is their Mario + Rabbids playthrough,that whole thing made me want to die

Xuskcahmehes
46
4 days ago

oh yeah dan fun is fun as hell and wholesome arin is well to quote danny boy

"just give me a bullet ill slam it into my head"-one of the doki doki episodes

SomeGuyOnReddiit
19
4 days ago

I’d consider myself a Dan rather than an Arin,I like almost every game I play,I’m an insane bastard who likes Sonic 06

Unfortunatement
17
4 days ago

You like Sonic 06? Oh man.

SomeGuyOnReddiit
9
4 days ago

Nothing saves those Knuckles and Rouge sections though,I would jump on to a wall and then never get off it

SomeGuyOnReddiit
5
4 days ago

It’s the type of person I am,I can’t think of many games I’ve played that I didn’t at least enjoy

virginialiberty
1
4 days ago

Fallout 76 was the first game I have played and didn't enjoy. I'm 33.

RoastyToasty4242
7
4 days ago

I remember Mario + Rabbids. Jesus Christ why didn’t Dan just take the controller?

SomeGuyOnReddiit
6
4 days ago

I think at one point Dan said he prefers to watch people play rather than play himself but I’m not sure,if that’s true it’s sad as he’s more enjoyable to watch than Arin,TTYD is the only series I went out of my way to fully watch rather then watching along.

Plasma454345
1
4 days ago

Game "journalists"

mahorius
1
4 days ago

laughs in dark souls

Maximax98
249
4 days ago

Looking at you, Arin Hanson

BigBooce
47
4 days ago

People that spell Arin like that would be the ones to do this.

The_Real_Baws
41
4 days ago

Ah yes, Arin’s parents would definitely do something like this.

RedditYouVapidSlut
20
4 days ago

Is GG still shit? I stopped watching around Doki Doki Club or whatever that game was because both the fan base and Arins arrogance was pissing me off.

I do miss Dan's dulcet tones though.

Maximax98
13
4 days ago

They have their moments, it’s quite good with guests, like super mega or weird al, but at the same time, Arin is quite bad at games. Wheel of fortune with Al proved that.

firelordUK
6
4 days ago

yea I feel like Dan and his weird ass thumbs should play the games rather than Arin just being shit and going nowhere fast

rrr598
8
4 days ago

The doki doki playthrough was great. You just kinda gotta put up with Arin

Atkion
3
4 days ago

It's about the same, yeah. I mostly just watch the highlight compilations of their series now, there are some really stellar channels for that and I don't want to sift through the mountain of whining and getting stuck for the occasional gold

ThePikaNick
2
4 days ago

I stopped watching their gaming videos a while ago but the 10 minute power hour show they have now is great.

Kintarly
2
4 days ago

I was thinking of Adam Kovic

Pakmanjosh
2
4 days ago

I'm making every effort to play Skyward Sword without controls, shields and dialogue. And that is why this game is garbage because it doesn't tell me what to do.

trashboat5546
157
4 days ago

Only skip story after I beat the game 😎

The_vadnay
98
4 days ago

Only skip story after I beat the meat. #pornfacts

Your_Adth
44
4 days ago

I only skip the story after I put pills in her drink. #cardicosby

naka2323
2
4 days ago

This made me spit my drink

ackenus
27
4 days ago

Only skip the story after my dad beats me. #familyproblems

help me

Kidrobot069
21
4 days ago

imagine not watching porn for the plot

-jif-
4
4 days ago

I actually dont fap because of the fucking, i want to know the story, the details, why is she here, why doesn't she has any money, why is fucking here the firat option you thought of you pervert, how did she end up on that position on the table, like dont cut my fucking video, i dont want to see a penis entering a vagina

Kidrobot069
3
4 days ago

exactly i dont either if wanna see a vag id call my girlfriend

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

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slower_you_slut
3
4 days ago

for*

thats heresy!

Wandering_P0tat0
3
4 days ago

Username checks out

Hank43
42
4 days ago

Only skip story after I beat minorities

Gamers rise up 😎

BatZ101
18
4 days ago

You have a big brain.

Yeet-God
3
4 days ago

the cool emoji really sells it

Ultranationalistussr
2
4 days ago

Chad

Poopyhead67
103
4 days ago

"Hey I'm Grump!"

ShanePd00
48
4 days ago

"I'm not so Grump!"

mydrawisgood
41
4 days ago

“aaand weeere the GAME GRUMPS!”

Eobard_McThawne
10
4 days ago

"Welcome back beautiful"

cal-nomen-official
5
4 days ago

“BIEN VENUE POWER BOTTOMS”

RoughShadow
76
4 days ago

That's something you can ignore atleast. Consider people who skip the tutorial and then annoy you with "Hey, how do I do that?", complain about how unintuitive the controls are, or both.

Chili_bowler
25
4 days ago

So basically DSP

ShanePd00
31
4 days ago

And Arin Hanson.

Atkion
3
4 days ago

Fuckin girahim is the worst boss I've ever fought in any ga- wait, there are shields in this?

chocolate_sangwidge
2
4 days ago

guys wtf is a crouch jump?

vkbrian
1
4 days ago

Him not being able to figure out to use a ration in MGS is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Macfearsnone01
71
4 days ago

"It's a RPG boys, story doesn't matter"

Milanga_de_pollo
16
4 days ago

The story is like half the point of an RPG lmao

Katzenklavier
9
4 days ago

Is it bad that I do this with a lot of RPGS?

I'm just here to watch numbers go up....

SecretBlue919
8
4 days ago

Number crunching gang

Facelet
3
4 days ago

If I were a rapper i’d be the rapper ‘Red Man’

Baileyjrob
53
4 days ago

"Dear Arin Hanson..."

iiPhantomHunter
35
4 days ago

i almost exclusively play games for the story

Conor-Duck
14
4 days ago

Same here.

Sharlion
32
4 days ago

>Someone says their opinion: 4 upvotes

>Someone else says they agree: -2 upvotes

Reddit logic.

The-Jew-Tang-Clan
26
4 days ago

I think it’s cuz saying you agree doesn’t add anything if that’s all you’re saying, just saying I agree is basically typing out your upvote.

SmurreKanin
9
4 days ago

That's true imo

IamtheSlothKing
1
4 days ago

Yeah I agree

A-Spicy-Boi
7
4 days ago

I agree

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4 days ago

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tamerthefirst
26
4 days ago

Uuuugh, hate my friend for doing this

Rascal_Blacktail
22
4 days ago

DSP in a nutshell

BatZ101
18
4 days ago

What? I pressed circle!

Rascal_Blacktail
31
4 days ago

“Dropped my input”

“What the fuck, I didn’t press that!”

“Fucking developers. This isn’t how you make a game”

“I’m preset the button!!” holds controller to camera to try and prove the input delay

“They couldn’t make a game if I handed them a fucking completed one!”

“This story is boring, I don’t get what’s going on” skipped all dialogue while reading chat for tips on how to complete his no-handholding “redemption” run

mortalkomic
1
4 days ago

This is why I like Vinny, he knows he's bad (most of time).

xcaptainBOBBY37
3
4 days ago

What is dsp

Rascal_Blacktail
13
4 days ago

DarkSydePhil. He’s a twitch game streamer and notorious e-beggar

KCS_LBPman122
1
4 days ago

What the fuck? I pressed x twice why didnt i double jump? Jesus this game is dogshit ack ack ack

bigbigdogboi
20
4 days ago

Rich people

Poor people

People who don't care that mortal kombat 11 comes out in a week

frogglesmash
10
4 days ago

What's Mortal Kombat?

Gooftwit
6
4 days ago

Forgive me master, but I must go all out just this once.

frogglesmash
1
4 days ago

Heh, not bad. You made me use 10% of my power.

Baron_Butterfly
2
4 days ago

The best movie ever created.

Porpoise69420
1
4 days ago

UNCULTERED SWINE ALERT

snozer69
1
4 days ago

Supposedly it’s this martial art style fighting game... looks kind of stupid and to kitty for my tasting. Don’t really get the hype..................

Plasma454345
2
4 days ago

Is Mortal Kombat even relevant anymore?

PootisBirb66
16
4 days ago

The reason why you can't skip dialogue in Warframe.

RedXDD
4
4 days ago

I just happen to miss them anyways cuz of how much is going on while they're talking. But I won't complain about a shitty story though.

techGore60
13
4 days ago

I had a cousin i used to sometimes play with and he always skipped the dialog and was always asking "what the hell is going on? Why are we fighting this guy now?" And it was always sooooo annoying.

Zanthosus
14
4 days ago

”Gamers” who slip dialogue and then complain the story is shit.

Arin Hansen FFTY

foot2theballs
12
4 days ago

I’ve been playing BL2 with a friend again recently and he’s absolutely one of those ‘shut up and let me shoot shit’ gamers. Lol I love the guy to death, but FUCKING LISTEN TO THE DIALOG SO YOU KNOW WHY I’M ASKING YOU TO BUY JUNK SHIELDS AND THROW THEM IN THE GRINDER

ShanePd00
13
4 days ago

Who plays Borderlands and doesn't listen to the dialogue? They're missing out on the best part!

BlueDemon75
10
4 days ago

Borderlands is one the few games that has such good characters that they manage to make whole "radio voice in your head" actually work, most games fails completely when trying to deliver anything this way.

foot2theballs
2
4 days ago

Haha usually he listens to dialog, but that was one anecdote that fit this post too well not to tell. But we are definitely very different kinds of gamers, and I just remind myself that video games are enjoyable to different people for different reasons, and have fun dicking around with my friend in a good game.

BlueDemon75
0
4 days ago

Borderlands is one the few games that has such good characters that they manage to make whole "radio voice in your head" actually work, most games fails completely when trying to deliver anything this way.

Simolombardo
-3
4 days ago

If you think the "shut up and let me shoot" approach is shit, then I expect you hate DOOM. You have to accept the fact that not everyone likes to read poems or listen to neverending dialogues in a game.

Laurence-Barnes
9
4 days ago

Well the overall plot to DOOM is pretty self explanatory, if you actually care about it you can read some logs and stuff. Just cause he's not a fan of the "shut up and let me shoot" approach doesn't mean he's going to hate it and listening to a little bit of dialogue isn't going to stop you from playing the game.

foot2theballs
2
4 days ago

Nah, there’s wrong with that approach-people get enjoyment out of video games in different ways, and that’s part of what makes them such a great medium. There are just games that the approach doesn’t work well for. Honestly, you can get away with it in Borderlands, but so much of the fun and the personality of that game is lost if you don’t pay attention to what people are saying. Lol I was just griping because the mission objective was explained not 5 seconds before, and my friend goes ‘what are we doing??’

Zatary
2
4 days ago

What? DOOM has a very clear and evident story. It just has a very tongue in cheek way of saying "nope" to the tropey ways story is often presented in games.

DuckRights
13
4 days ago

People play games for plot? I just play them to commit war crimes without being held responsible.

snozer69
3
4 days ago

Depends on the game. If it’s a western RPG I’m playing that to commit war crimes and dick around without any purpose. With a JRPG I’m playing it for the story.

Flimsyy
9
4 days ago

I was rushing through the Bard's college quest in Skyrim where you have to help the guy fill in a book. I skipped through him talking though, so I ended up giving him bullshit answers without knowing context. 10/10 would do again

CptSailorMoonshine
1
4 days ago

That particular quest has no consequences, you could tell that guy to say anything.

Arikian
10
4 days ago

People who pirate the game and then complain that they get caught/trolled by developers

aCreativeUsername29
9
4 days ago

People that jump to the last game in the series and complain the story is shit and that the characters do things for no reason

BrightShadow88
9
4 days ago
Pat4097
7
4 days ago

"gamers" who don't agree with concentration camps for women and minorities.

Gooftwit
2
4 days ago

"Gamers" who acknowledge Isreal as a sovereign state 😤

Arkadeivitch
9
4 days ago

I don't always skip the dialogues. But when I do, I don't.

Crimsonpets
9
4 days ago

I bet you there are some people that think rdr2 sucks because there is no story. Skip skip skip FUCK YOU AND YOUR DIALOGUE I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY GODDAMN HORSE.

IamtheSlothKing
2
4 days ago

Pretty sure that game tells the whole story while you ride your horse.... for hours

Laurence-Barnes
7
4 days ago

Jeez watching some streamers play a game i've been looking forward to and throughout the entire stream they were like "What's going on? Why is this happening? they never explained any of this" Even though the dialogue explaining it either happened a few seconds ago or is literally playing while they're complaining.

BatZ101
2
4 days ago

Have you ever heard of DSPGaming? He sounds like them.

Laurence-Barnes
3
4 days ago

No I haven't and now I don't want to. Like the whole thing is infuriating. Either don't care about the story or actually listen. Cause complaining you don't get it when you knowingly ignore it is just... no. Luckily the streamers are pretty funny which makes up for times like that.

BatZ101
4
4 days ago

He’s more than that. He fucking sucks at every game he’s played. He was the guy who didn’t know what the crouch jump was in Black Mesa.

EdgeLorde_666
7
4 days ago

Or when your friend plays the story straight through without doing side missions then complains the game's too short

RealGuyTheBestGuy
5
4 days ago

"It's an RPG story doesn't mater" - Tupac

Iam6foot
6
4 days ago

I have a friend who got RDR2 for Christmas, and sold it after about a week because there was ‘too much talking’.

Niquerbyoy
6
4 days ago

No people who just skip it in general

xcaptainBOBBY37
2
4 days ago

No because some people just like the gameplay and don’t care about the story

KerbyMain72
4
4 days ago

Who does this

FallOutBruh64
13
4 days ago

Arin from Game Grumps lmao

daqedo
6
4 days ago

undertale

PrincessFiona69420
5
4 days ago

One of my friends did that with the witcher 3... fucking prick

zaid_sabah
4
4 days ago

I mean the only good thing about witcher is the cutscenes and dialogue tbh

zaid_sabah
2
4 days ago

Holy shit my internet sucks so much that the same comment was posted thrice lol

zaid_sabah
1
4 days ago

Holy shit my internet sucks so much that the same comment was posted thrice lol

zaid_sabah
2
4 days ago

I mean the only good thing about witcher is the cutscenes and dialogue tbh

zaid_sabah
1
4 days ago

I mean the only good thing about witcher is the cutscenes and dialogue tbh

PrincessFiona69420
2
4 days ago

Gameplay is dope as hell too, pretty world nice bosses fun quests, even some brothels too

PrincessFiona69420
1
4 days ago

Gameplay is dope as hell too, pretty world nice bosses fun quests, even some brothels too

Ayepa
6
4 days ago

To be fair if your story is so shit that it makes me not want to watch your cutscenes or delve into the lore then 75% of the way through imma start skipping

RedXDD
3
4 days ago

Skipping because story is shit is not really the same as skipping then compain story is shit.

Galle_
2
4 days ago

I'm pretty sure this is about people who skip cutscenes on general principle and then complain that they don't understand what's going on.

spreespruu
4
4 days ago

Kingdom Hearts III

Bubbajoe7
11
4 days ago

Implying KH stories make sense even if you don't skip them

RelaRelvxxnt
1
4 days ago

As a KH fan for the majority of my life, I still couldn't explain the plot to anyone. Some Japanese fellow decided to complicate everything with plot holes everywhere. Let's remember it's a game with Donald fucking Duck and a teenager with a giant key.

Perferro
3
4 days ago

xQc vibes anyone?

timekillah
1
4 days ago
RumblingJOSEPH
0
4 days ago

Any truers?

Caroline_xo
4
4 days ago

I too, enjoy Grayons.

F3arm3
5
4 days ago

So that is why IGN can still make okay stuff occasionally, monkeys and typewriters.

Desolias
3
4 days ago

Also gamers that skip the tutorial and then complain that they don't know how to play

Bagr666
5
4 days ago

I disagree. The Apes shouldn't be compared to the filth these players truly are. They should be compared to a piece of shit my friend stepped on yesterday while walking in the park.

SprinklezzV2
4
4 days ago

Basically what happens when someone says Halo is stupid

topcatthomas
3
4 days ago
sgt_fahur
3
4 days ago

RISE UP

SamK7265
3
4 days ago

My brother does this. Annoys me to no end.

KhandyKiller
3
4 days ago

Ooh the last one triggers me. No true gamers do that.

Titanium_Terabyte
3
4 days ago

I think saw this before, not gonna call repost because I'm not sure.

Slammin_444
3
4 days ago

I skip only if I’m replaying.

ryan_won2000
3
4 days ago

Is that a new meme format I smell?

Whoisaryan
3
4 days ago

Rise up

YeetusDeletu5
3
4 days ago

Are they even gamers?

butkua
3
4 days ago

gaymers amirite

a_mute
3
4 days ago
SamuelS27
3
4 days ago

XQC? Is that you?

ReaperGamingYT
3
4 days ago

Fortnite players who skip all the cutscenes in red dead 2

griffinsklow
3
4 days ago

Asmongold. Witcher 3.

RelaRelvxxnt
2
4 days ago

Asmongold. Anything but WoW.

koutroup_patrol
2
4 days ago

These should not be called gamers

xxbaconsam420xx
2
4 days ago

I will skip dialogue if I failed mission and I have to try again

NoHacksOnlyHacks
2
4 days ago

I'm sorry but sometimes my hand slips. Honest!

Vemik
2
4 days ago

Nice report

ImBadAtStuff_
2
4 days ago

indeed

Flopperday
2
4 days ago

They are the worst.

Mupaax
2
4 days ago

Yeees

AjaxOrion
2
4 days ago

Exept in games like borderlands the presequel were the story is good but the dialogue is shit (everyone has an accent and it gets excessive)

Vengance4126
2
4 days ago

FACTS

Xainiax
2
4 days ago

If a story is shit, I skip cutscenes.

Muhammadbinladen
2
4 days ago

What if they skip BECAUSE the story is shit?

N1ck0t1n3
2
4 days ago

My friend does that and It’s so annoying

YouCanNotHitMe
2
4 days ago

Let's be honest, Diablo 3s story is shit wheter or not you skip dialogues

whatsabaz
2
4 days ago

Ooh, he might be me.

RoRoar350
2
4 days ago

Who skips cutscenes

matthew55661
2
4 days ago

true

lucaszsc
2
4 days ago

Ha

AnDrEi_SaNdOi
2
4 days ago

Is this shadow fight 3??

FruittyTutti
2
4 days ago

Can relate

Hagstik4014
2
4 days ago

Gamers who play twd without subtitles

Requiem2247
2
4 days ago

Oh, they belong in the trash

SGRStarquake
2
4 days ago

If you have skipped anything on a game, you're not a true gamer. A true gamer plays the game from beginning to end.

DrButtsex911
2
4 days ago

I skip the dialogue but i dont give a shit about the story line, just the gameplay

dantemp
2
4 days ago

I'm skipping dialogue because the story is shit you dipshit

feared_rear_admiral
2
4 days ago

Maybe they skip them because the story is shit. Just look up Devil May Cry 2013, any cutscene and tell me you wouldn't skip that.

ptapobane
2
4 days ago

lol anthem players can't skip cutscenes during legendary missions because the game lack basic features

odimeae
2
4 days ago

Straight to the hell with them

Wulfrvm11
2
4 days ago

i only ever skip dialogue if it’s a second playthru

tru gamer

night-star
2
4 days ago

Yes but bottom should be “dirty reposters” like you op

General_Kenobi896
2
4 days ago

Facts

ascending_pepe
2
4 days ago

I skipped fallout 4 "dialogues", and i can still say history is shit...

MaxB-1124
2
4 days ago

Gamers who skip dialogue scenes and claim the game holds your hand to much, and then proceed to get confused and lost and blame it on the game

DrawsMediocre
2
4 days ago

I'm just skipping shit dialogue though

Bokkas
2
4 days ago

Only skip if I've played it before or just don't care about the story. Also always skip the tutorial, if you can't develop a game without press x to jump then you are doing it wrong.

GotPermaBanForLolis
2
4 days ago

People who skip dialogue in ddlc just to see the "horror elements"

beAN__b0yY
2
4 days ago

100% agree

snozer69
2
4 days ago

Yeah I have a friend who played Persona 5 and said the story was shit....... I questioned him and he said he didn’t get it.....,,..... I then asked if he skipped dialogue and cutscenes. He replied “yes.” I told him to play again without skipping anything and he then played it and actually really liked it.

chillerll
2
4 days ago

All of my fucking friends

SquidZillaYT
2
4 days ago

Mmm this hots close to home

But to be fair the destiny campaign sucked even with the cutscenes

HalfGayHalfBlack
2
4 days ago

Is this Far Cry 5

Grayman2003
2
4 days ago

Alpharad

HeyHeyHeyWassoWasso
2
4 days ago

Games have stories?

aestheticCatmint
2
4 days ago

i skip dialogue period.

FluffySoljer
2
4 days ago

Unless it’s 76

FlixV03
2
4 days ago

After only watching the beginning scene of rdr2 i could never ever skip a cutscene

I’m ashamed of this but, i used to skip gta 5 cutscenes... i was only 13 back then, but man i was stupid

MEM1911
2
4 days ago

Me, skipps dialogue in anthem "this game is shit" Also me dialogue in The Division 2 "unintelligible screaching with 3 fiends about the environmental detail of the game"

kwh0102
2
4 days ago

My friend does this and complains when I actually watch it

nepedunezerochan
2
4 days ago

Shit

Schwabyboi
2
4 days ago

You mean my wife?

ToothFrame
2
4 days ago

if the dialogues are fucking boring there’s no chance in this mf universe i’m gonna sit and listen to hours of shitty voice acting and predictable lines

lbruss95
2
4 days ago

I only did this with Kingdom Hearts 3, does that count?

GanksGriefersForFun
2
4 days ago

What if it's an mmo?

Supernova141
2
4 days ago

I never skip voice-acted cut scenes, but some games that are text-only really do have enormous portions of pointless, boring dialogue that establishes nothing of importance.

"We need to go to the place"

"Ugh, I don't wanna go to the place"

"But we need to go to the place"

"Ok, I guess we can go to the place"

"Haha, character B really doesn't wanna go to the place"

"Hey, it's not my fault it's so far to the place!"

"Hey, stop bickering so we can go to the place"

"Ok, let's go to the place"

And this will happen 3 more times on the way to the place.

viixvega
2
4 days ago

Stop making fun of Arin.

MintChocChip6
2
4 days ago

Why did I read “gamers” as “Germans”? I think I have the big dyslexia

Bespacito1738
2
4 days ago

Lmao Subnautica doesn’t let you skip anything

Count-Ravioli
2
4 days ago

I guess I agree with the message but putting gamer in quotes like it’s some sort of honorable title or something is really lame. Like nobody cares if people on the internet thinks you’re nOt a ReAL gAMeR

realryley
1
4 days ago

So, like half of the people that played RDR2?

It baffles me that most up and forgot that the best game in the last decade just came out, let alone people that bought the game and never actually finished the story.

Powerfulguy78
1
4 days ago

I don’t say the story is bad, I just look up the cutscenes after the game, when I feel like it

Vengapoon
1
4 days ago

I'm sorry the games story is about as good as the part of porn before it gets interesting. I'm just going to skip to the part where I can have fun playing a game and not listen to a bad voice actor deliver B-Movie drama performance for way too long.

I play a game to play a game, not to watch a trash movie

jordan_fluffystar
1
4 days ago

Anyone else read the subtitles abead of the NPC then skips the line (eg witcher 3 and kotor)

TBM_Parry
1
4 days ago

They're probably skipping the dialogues because the story is shit.

ToastV4
1
4 days ago

cough shroud playing the witcher.

Xeonn_
1
4 days ago

Why do I feel like this is directed at me lmao

zileanEmax
1
4 days ago

Main Reason why I take my Xbox to my room when playing single players.

“Bro why you taking so long to kill those skeletons”

Random complaints about my playstyle

“Bro those are easy mobs not even boss”

Okay hand controller.

Dies to skeleton.

“...”

“It’s Darksouls now stop with your unnecessary input”

He also begged me to let him try again then proceeded to attack NPCs causing them to aggro me upon respawn of my death.

Haven’t bothered to restart the game since...

impero_memas
1
4 days ago

Oh fuck it’s me

MKONEGT
1
4 days ago

Well i just basically do that but then i replay the whole thing in hard mode so badically i take more time and i get interested in the story

Cpt_Soban
1
4 days ago

gamers who binge run an MMO for 3 days straight to get max level, one week later:

"ThIs GaMe Is ShIt ThErE's nO EnD GaMe CoNtEnT"

Bromtinolblau
1
4 days ago

Exception is Fo76, you can't just put all your story in audiologs and expect me to sit through it podcast style while shooting shit. There's no point cause I know how every single story that I heard ended "and then they all fucking died"

rartedboiii
1
4 days ago

Was reddit down for anyone else?

MutatedFrog-
1
4 days ago

No

Villiamsburg
1
4 days ago

People who don't read the quest text in WoW

Tactical-Power-Guard
1
4 days ago

If a player is so bored of a story as to skip it then the story probably is shit

I_am_major_tom
1
4 days ago

Hmmm grayons

hate_is_beautiful
1
4 days ago

If the story wasn't shit, I wouldn't feel like skipping dialogue.

musicforlife344
1
4 days ago

When I lent my copy of the witcher 3 to my stepdad and he immediately started skipping the dialogue I wanted to strangle him.

zm39
1
4 days ago

I’m looking at you, penguinz0.

estikaan
1
4 days ago

Omg can i comment ?? Finally

Sharkhug
1
4 days ago

My counter point. People might skip cutscenes or long dialogue segments because they're ass. Just because I skipped dialogue and cutscenes in Anthem doesn't mean my complaint that the story sucks isn't valid. If the story was good I would have watched/listened.

Bad writing is bad writing. Bad storyboards are bad storyboards. Skipping them doesn't make me a bad person because I don't enjoy them.

Spekin
1
4 days ago

Facts I hate people who say that when they didn't even listen to the dialogue or see the cutscenes

RandomRows
1
4 days ago

I'm a fast reader, and skip text altogether, but I don't complain about the story unless I took the time to read through it and get invested.

HSpartaL
1
4 days ago

This is a repost

MutatedFrog-
1
4 days ago

Normie says what

NoImGaara
1
4 days ago

I do this only on my 2nd playthrough. For example in RDR2 I didn't skip anything my first time but my second time I skip everything except missions I missed last time.

ZERO_D4Y
1
4 days ago

True gamers rise up

basskiller33
1
4 days ago

Ralph the movie maker with his experience playing ps4 Spider-Man.

TheOneTrueMemeLord
1
4 days ago

I hate when I accidentally skip a cutscene. It makes me sad. And it makes me mad when I can’t skip a cutscene I’ve already seen because I’ve played the game.

FelixFTW_
1
4 days ago

Jokes on you I only play multiplayer besides minecraft

MutatedFrog-
1
4 days ago

Why the rich guy only have half a skull

CloverBoy02
1
4 days ago

If you do this to a game like rdr2 which has one of the most amazing stories or just any game in general you literally are missing of a brain

UrAssMe
1
4 days ago

Who does that tho?

sunman_208
1
4 days ago

I only skip dialogue because I like the gameplay. If I'm interested in the story il research it myself, still annoyed by people like that tho.

TheMightyTian
1
4 days ago

Can confirm that is I....

BatZ101
2
4 days ago

Small PP Man

TheMightyTian
1
4 days ago

Can confirm that I do have a small PP. Small dicks matter.

T-dells
1
4 days ago

Idk about you but whenever there is dialog I must watch it no matter how pointless or long it is

SapphireLance
1
4 days ago

Everyone who complained about Command and Conquer 4

MrGrampton
1
4 days ago

what if I finished the story before without skipping and skipped it in front of everyone because it is shit?

XXXStreamerbtwXXX
1
4 days ago

The fourth slide is gamers who skip the tutorial and use the rocket ammo for the bow

Senpai498
1
4 days ago

Aron from Game Grumos is the first person that comes to mind.

LostAnewbis
1
4 days ago

Everyone in any mmo ever.

Bitbatgaming
1
4 days ago

I mean, they're only primitive.

TheDukeOfDance
1
4 days ago

What if I listen to the dialogue and the story is still shit?

lucerman
1
4 days ago

Or when someone criticizes a game without playing it until there is nothing left that can change your opinion to the game. Happened to me. It's annoying when you have to listen to your friend complaining that a gsme is shit but he didn't play to a certain point or as far as you need to play so that you can rate the game.

Yeeticus-Rex
1
4 days ago

The people who complain about controls when they skip the tutorial piss me off. It’s like everyone plays game like call me Kevin

lucerman
2
4 days ago

Yea they don't even try to learn how the mechanics work but then complain about the bad controls. I can relate

sad-fucking-loser
1
4 days ago

But sometimes the story is genuinely shit like rdr2

SpuBuu
1
4 days ago

HEY I’M GRUMP

RangerGamer_YT
1
4 days ago

I only skip dialogue when I'm replaying

thathatisaspy21
1
4 days ago

Friends only RPG ever was Skyrim.

Morrowind became free on March 25th of this year.

Tell him to download.

He complains about shit graphics.

He starts the game.

Is immediately annoyed by "complicated" character creation.

Whatever, I tell him to pick a Medium Armor Longsword Redguard with the Warrior sign, easiest start for combat characters.

He finishes tutorial, goes into first cave with an iron dagger: a short blade, and dies at that wizard after missing all but one swing.

Says this game is trash, I tell him to travel to Balmora on a Silt Strider.

Immediately asks the first commoner he sees some questions.

He doesn't realize that Morrowind NPC's don't have dialogue voice acting and are walking encyclopedias.

"What the fuck do they really expect me to read all this? This game blows ass dude im done."

Drugsarebad6969
1
4 days ago

More like gaymer

Daronmal12
1
4 days ago

Tbh stories are garbage usually

BroseBroeno
1
4 days ago

My friend told me that he likes to listen to podcasts when he plays Red Dead Redemption 2. He says he doesn't need the dialogue to understand what is happening. Made me so angry when he told me that

CoolNerd04
1
4 days ago

Real gamers play Mario Kart

xXlil-tumor
1
4 days ago

You spelled fucktards wrong

Trollstack
1
4 days ago

Fourth should be “gamer” journalists whomst play games on easiest difficulty for their reviews

safar44
1
4 days ago

Destiny 2. Good game people still call it shit

Squidy_the_3rd
1
4 days ago

I remember Jimmy Fallon uploaded a clip of him play Red Dead Redemption 2, he skipped the fucking opening cutseen, and I immediately stopped watching it in disgust.

AnimuFunimu
1
4 days ago

I have a friend who complains if a story is too much reading he just doesn't play it.

bigblue42
1
4 days ago

hate

Masidillia
1
4 days ago

I cry when I accidentally skip dialogue

Lurony
1
4 days ago

I have flashbacks of friends without benefits playing Celeste

handsupdb
1
4 days ago

If the story is bad enough that you aren't compelled to watch so you start skipping, yeah it's a bad story.

StrikeR_420
1
4 days ago

Hah you can't skip skyrims

AetherPlanet
1
4 days ago

True dat

its_probably_a_tumor
1
4 days ago

The story usually is shit.

I don't play to watch a cutscene. I play for the parts in between the cutscenes - where I can actually play.

90% of the stories gamers idolize are utter complete middleschool level creative writing trash

rokudaimehokage
1
4 days ago

I honestly hate playing a game, listening to the dialogue, going at my pace, and the dialogue cuts mid sentence to start a cutscene or loading screen. Then you never hear that dialogue pick back up again.

Buttlet-50
1
4 days ago

every. let’s play. ever.

lewstherintelethon
1
4 days ago

My dad loves to fall asleep during movies and then complain about plot holes

FishyFish13
1
4 days ago

I remember I always skipped the dialogue in Pokémon because I loved the gameplay so much and I think I’d do it now too if the dialogue was dumb or irrelevant

P_ryan11
1
4 days ago

And don’t forget the gamer that skips/doesn’t pay attention to the tutorial and then complains that the game is to complicated

TheLongWanderer
1
4 days ago

"I don't care about the story"

theonlyjas0n
1
4 days ago

My friend who skipped the tutorial in FTL, didn't read any of the text and after 5 mins said it was the worst game he ever played.

SovietSpoon42
1
4 days ago

Pokémon’s 5th generation in a nutshell

Italiangoose
0
4 days ago

Basically jump force

BlandKitKat22
0
4 days ago

So true 😭

JackIsNotAWeeb
-1
4 days ago

Yo, hard ER dude

homeslice99
-10
4 days ago

tbh i only skip dialogue so i can play the game

theoneblt
3
4 days ago

Some games i know will be a story I dont care about (sekiro) so im confused why im fighting a giant ape with his spine sticking out but i still do it anyways because i hate blacks apes

zaid_sabah
1
4 days ago

That is actually a centipede controlling him

zaid_sabah
1
4 days ago

That is actually a centipede controlling him

theoneblt
1
4 days ago

my point exactly

RedXDD
1
4 days ago

Even if I follow the story, i'm still confused about why im fighting a giant ape. I noticed there was a centipede that kept it from initially dying but I never knew why or how until I watched some videos on youtube.

zaid_sabah
-1
4 days ago

That is actually a centipede controlling him

zaid_sabah
-1
4 days ago

That is actually a centipede controlling him

zaid_sabah
-1
4 days ago

That is actually a centipede controlling him

zaid_sabah
-2
4 days ago

That is actually a centipede controlling him

RedXDD
1
4 days ago

Honestly I dont see anything wrong with that. It's the complaining about shitty story that gets me.

Kulfyr3
-15
4 days ago

👏The👏story👏should👏be👏told👏through👏mostly👏visual👏storytelling👏it👏shouldnt👏be👏too👏complex👏

MaxB-1124
3
4 days ago

My brain hurty when man talk about stowy