Tre-sús for my Hispanic friends.
Edit: Oh wow silver. Does that make me 1/30 Judas?
take my upvote and get out
Tre-sús has to be the funniest thing I've ever read
Don't you mean Tres-sús?
Nah he means Tres-ús, or just Tresús.
Dreis-us in German, Mittsus in native Japanese
Samsu in Korean
No, it makes you 1/30 Hoodass (for Hispanic friends).
Someone told me to find Jesus.
So I turned to the Internet. All I could find was guys offering to do my landscaping.
The father the son and the the HOLY SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL 🎸
Paraphrasing from Wikipedia:
The first version of “Jesus” with an S at the end is the Greek Ἰησοῦς (Iesous), distinct from the Hebrew “Yeshua”.
Because it’s derived from Greek, Jesus is like octopus in that the correct pluralization is technically “Jesodes”.
Octopous is a third declension adjective in Greek which is why it ends in “odes” in the plural. Iesous is a second declension noun, so if it had a plural it would be more like Iesoi.
But there is a Latin word Iesus/Jesus that we’re actually saying. It is a “very irregular” fourth declension masculine noun. If it had a plural like other fourth declension masculine nouns it would be Iesūs/Jesūs where you say the ū longer than a u.
Here I am trying to meme on people and you’re busting out the real knowledge, props.
How about "Jesuses" because we're speaking English and not Latin or ancient Greek.
You're Gods damn right
Keep your tongue holy Brother/Sister
I mean yeah sure, that’s the paragraph I should have put in at the end. Same reason I say “octopuses” is the plural of octopus.
In fact here’s my actual zesty take not very related to this but we’re here now: modern coinage Ancient Greek/Latin words are bad and should be replaced. “Biology” was coined by some European fancy lad who knew Greek in like 1800. It’s a class signifier. We could call it “life science” instead so you don’t have to learn a whole separate vocab. Ditto words like “lupine, vulpine, feline.” They basically double the amount of work and English learner has to do. Totally unnecessary.
Not a terrible idea for some things. Economics, for example, is actually realtively simple to understand but people decided that they'd use terrible names for things.
However, in medicine all those fancy latin words lets you communicate a little quicker than an English equivalent.
Man we are of the same cloth then. I've studied both Latin and Ancient Greek, but I find people who opine over the "correct" endings to words like this are just trying to show everyone how smart they are.
I think the most important takeaway is that it absolutely does not have an apostrophe in it.
Beat me to it
We're speaking English though, not Ancient Greek. The English plural is Jesuses.
Might just be Jedi.
"Use the cross, Luke!"
Anger is not the way of a Jesi
Jesus christ that's a pretty face...
The kind you’d find on someone I could save.
If you don't put me away.
Well, it'll be a miracle.
Do you believe you’re missing out?
Happy cake day
It is Je suis
Je suis jesuis
A common mistake, that’s actually just the band Chicago.
Oh. I thought it was just some high school garage band.
Where is Jesus? I only see white guys.
I like to think Jesus was so ludicrously holy he turned plaid.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost
I only see 1 Jesus, 2 apostles and Judas
That looks like Tobuscus
Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time
This band's name is ZZ Jesus, and the lead singer's name is Frank Jesus, and he's the only one who's not Jesus.
A couple of you guys got my obscure ZZ Top joke, and I appreciate you.
It's the second coming! (And third)
Three kings of the Jesi
This amount of Jesus is going make me believe in God
Are you sure that’s not Russell Brand in the back middle?
That’s what I came here for. I’d swear that’s him.
In German we actually say „Jesi Geburt“, Geburt meaning birth. Since Jesi is the possessive form of Jesus in latin.
Only one christ and no kangaroos?
Watch it be like ZZ top and the lead singer is the one named Jesus
Jared Leto, Miles Kennedy and Chris Cornell?
The term is "Jesii"
isnt it just jews
Its actually similar to goose, its Joosus.
I wonder which of them Judas is
The one in the middle is actually jesus
The only thing we can say for sure is that Jesus' definitely ain't it
You know worship gon be good.
It's going to be heavenly
Jesus' (they all belong to The Lord!)
Me triggered because music isn’t the only form of worship
Middle Jesus totally looks like George Harrison in the 70s
Is that Aldous Snow ??
Look at those Jesi
Plural possessive: Jesus'' (pronounced Jesuseses)
Can’t handle so much Godliness! Hosanna! https://i.imgur.com/4b0mUDt.jpg
Yeah, man, Tripple J Jam Ensemble, feat. Matt Damon. Saw them open for Widspread back in the 90's.
Is the band named "The way, the truth, the life."?
There can only be one
Everyone welcome to the stage; "The father, the son and the holy ghost!!!"
And then Jared Leto gets on the stage and the rapture has begun unannounced.
Which is the real Jesus?
Well, Jesus didn't follow the beaten track, so I'm guessing the drummer.
Man.. Jesus needs some sun.
What if there band was called the Holy Trinity
Three Jesus and 1 Shawn Mendes
the plural of Jesus is canonically Jesodes
Jessie. Jesus grew from a Jessie Tree.
OMG that was hilarious. There are a lot of memes on here I wish weren't, but this was great.
Those are three Rodrigo Cesar Borgia playing. Jesus didn't even look like that.