Cute, but the caption is inaccurate. This kitten is a supervisor and she's training an employee. I know her. She's quite the stickler.
I'm riding this comment all the way to the front page.
Soo if that comment gets gold, that would make you a golddigger right
I ain't saying she a gold digga
But she ain’t messing with no broke.... sloth?
“To the bridge!”
Easy to say that behind your computer screen.
There's a genuine question I've gotta ask..
Can I use "n*****" in chat?
Not saying it at someone ...
But like this song , use it in lyrics and whatnot..
Idk what white supremacy karaoke you're going to (and I say this as a white person) but that would not fly in like... any normal place.. ever
This mentality is why I’m not comfortable joining my white friends at soul cycle. Being in a room full of white people shouting the n-word is not my idea of a good time. Sorry ladies.
Is it bleeping if the person was referring to the other person's user name?
But she ain't dealin with no silver givas.
I guess he's a silverdigger now.
A gold rider
Commenting now so when the gold train comes I have a chance. Of course, reddit servers are down right now because Notre Dame is burning so what exactly are we buying gold for now anyway?
Username checks out. Is that bad luck or good luck for getting karma?
Account active for 3 days, 177 Karma. I’d say insufficient evidence for any strong conclusion to your inquiry. Maybe we’ll circle back to this if he becomes successful!
This was on the front page for me
I'm riding you all the way to the front page.
Exactly...The Cat Master must insure the hooman slave prepares the meal properly
Yes, taking out insurance will cover the Cat Master's loses if anything happens to his slave!
No, the cat is just proyecting with his eyes the instructions that his owner must follow in order to cook.
His owner is behind the camera, taking notes
As an animal scientist - Actually the cat is has a brain tumor and will die before it reaches adulthood. It's known that it's not usual for cats to sit waiting patiently. A healthy cat would climb it's way up the man's leg making sure to leave as many scratches as it can until it gets up to the counter to take what it wants.
No, her name is Petunia McBeans and she’s a renown feline chef prodigy. She has the QT03 gene which prevents anything bad from ever happening to her, including brain tumors. Also I told her about your reply and she’s upset that you’re spreading misinformation. She says she will put you on the waitlist for her forgiveness if you buy her a pink raincoat (she already has a yellow one and a red one) and a tiara made of marshmallows. Her offer will expire in 2 hours.
Let me speak to your meonager.
Yes, someone please give golddd
😂 LOL Hehehe 😼😲😼
How did my nudes end up online?
Thank you for introducing me to that sub 😍
Bit of a risky click though
Omg so tiny!
and patiently posturing.
The kitten: Me
The guy: My brother helping me beat a level on a video game
This gave me warm fuzzies about sibling friendship. Thank you.
i looked at this and went who’s waiting? upon further inspection i see the worlds smallest floof. upvoted for good luck
I looked at it and my tired self thought his hands were moving so I waited a whole minute thinking it was a video
That’s a brave man, in my experience there would claws in the leg as the kitten climbs up to feast.
This. I was just thinking how amazing it was that he wasn't being climbed by ginger kitten like a tree!
Give it time.
It's fucking horrible when you got 4 kittens doing it
lil meow meow
That's Mr Meow meow =^-^=
OOOpSIE! Hello Mr. Meow Meow sir
Waiting for this to be reposted again
Ah this weekly post
It’s cute every time
Kitten's just considering which leg to use to claw its way up to the counter top.
Theres a video of this I've seen the kitten does exactly that
"Remember, human. Under 3 minutes to deliver my food or I wage war on your leather couch."
(adorable smol is adorbs but hard taskmaster)
Is there anything cuter than seeing a man with an adorable baby animal? I think not.
Especially when that man is tall/big
Such a tiny little orange bump on the floor!
Those EARS! That TAIL!
She needs a bell around her teeny tiny neck.. Would hate for her to get stepped on! So darn cute
This's cute. My begging cat on the other hand is annoying and I have to put him in his room to get anything done in the kitchen.
Mine are terrible about this. I think they were starved when they were very little (adopted as kittens). They get on the counter, stick their noses in everything, walk on the oven, etc. I have to lock them in their litter box room any time I want to eat.
Ugh that’s terrible. My buddy was a stray that I found out back of my work so I get what you mean. He eats plenty though. I even bake him chicken breast. Yes I’m insane. I sort of feel bad locking him up but I don’t.
I've thought about giving them real meat. When I look at the cost of high quality cat food vs buying some cheap cuts and dicing them it might not be a bad idea.
When my cat was a kitten there would be no waiting to be had. He would climb right up your legs and those nails would go right into your skin. Horrific.
How many times am I going to see this reposted throughout the years?
As many times as it takes....
I know but it's so cute!
Wasn't this posted like a week or so ago?
But still ... oh the smallness :)
and a week or so before that... and a week or so before that... and a-- eh you get it
Shadow of the colossus.
Funny part is that is just about the right scale, and considering how fast a motivated kitten can scale a human, I think a kitten could speedrun Shadow of the Colossus in about ten minutes.
She’s measuring the optimal trajectory for maximum pounce and claw deployment
Must be weird being an animal that size and having all these fucking giants around you
When I see pictures like this taken from this perspective, I think about how terrifying we must be to a small animals like this. Look up, waiting to be fed their human overloads, armed with only their cuteness as a defense.
Literally smaller than a human foot 😍
Reposts are cute
WHAT A CUTE TINY DANGER-FLOOF-TO-BE
As a kitten fosterer, how on earth do you get them to sit like this and NOT scale your legs like psychotic squirrels
That kitten is tiny af
Most patient kitten ever.... Mine would have been scaling my bare legs to get to his dinner.
I wish mine were staying put like this...
i had one that did! Her name was Simba. she was born in my back porch and was the size of my thumb at birth. (about 2.5 inches long nose to tail) She only lived 2 years due to congenital issues including feline dwarfism. As an adult cat she weighed a tiny bit over 2 lbs.
aww noooo wasnt sad! her short life was amazing. she was tiny but FIERCE and taught me so much about not letting anything get me down. I have had several special needs cats over the years and by far Simba was the most determined
Not gonna lie, i stared at this for way too long thinking it was a gif
That's a polite kitten. Mine always climbed up my legs. Those teeny claws are needles.
But most importantly
He waiting for snac
It's so smol. I can't handle it. Must comment. Hnnnngh.
S M O L
The idea of living in a house with something this tiny is terrifying.
Why do you have handtowels where the dish towels should be?
.....I've become my mother dear god
What this kitten's name?
This is damn cute
Totally thought this was a gif or something, I was waiting for food to be tossed
Aww smol kitty!
Aw, what a smol bean. So adorable! 😍
This gets posted at least once a month
LOL... I wish my cat waited patiently like that, instead he yells his fool head off and does circle after circle between the counter and his food bowl until it's been filled
off topic but this person somewhat looks like Doug DeMuro from YouTube
Give that kitty a pat!
Who left this peanut on your floor, and why does it have a tail? 🥜
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WATCH WHERE YOU STEP!!!
Damn make sure you won't accidentally squash him while walking.
I wish I could meet a cat that small.
He’s thinking you m***** f***** give me my food!
This is just a humble brag for your calf definition, I see right through you
Gimme food human
This is absolutely ADORABLE!
There was a great Photoshop Battle with this pic
Ya know generally im more of a dog person so I don't really respond to cat posts BUT THAT'S F-IN ADORABLE!
His name is Titan, destroyer of worlds.
My heart exploded.
I keep staring at this hoping it’s a video and the kitten winds up getting fed. Please post an update showing the kitten has been fed or else I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
So small! He looks like he needs carried everywhere.
Look how small it is
OMG SO SMOLLL
Kitty is very patient
Hurry human, I'm shrinking over here!
LOL i didnt even see the kitten :3
Awww how old id she/he
Teeny tiny floof
So small and inconspicuous
Itty bitty kitty
As he grows post the same picture, the cat will grow but everything else would be almost Identical, the cataloging of its growth would be nice to see.
I thought this was a video so I just stared at it for 10 seconds waiting for something to happen
But let's all keep in mind that this is a true predator. It's just waiting for its opportunity.
mMm 8000th upvote
will never get tired of looking at this picture!
I would love to see a follow up in a year. Lol
Okay but I’d be way too scared to own that little guy. My dog is like 20 times his size and I accidentally step on him every week
I have 3 smols and they are little ninjas. I have stepped on 2 some but pulled back in time before they got hurt at all. Almost busted hard on the stairs once avoiding one. I constantly check but they have a knack for being a step behind you when you aren't paying attention, especially in the kitchen.
His kitten is like the size of his foot WHAT?
Shadow of the Colossus plays
I waited forever for this post to buffer only to find out it's a picture
Please sir can I have some more?
Now that is just plain adorable........man better work faster or else he is going to have to deal with me......
Owch. My heart.
For a second I thought it was just a photo and not a video
Perfect meme template
Just seeing the tiny lil rugrat made me smile. Thank you
Omg he’s so tiny!!!!!!
Not going to tell you how long I waited for the video to start.
Aw, so tiny
Aww this is so cute
looks like every rental property ever.
If he wants to keep his ankles he knows what’s good for him! Stingy human!! I taught him not to be stingy...and make sure it’s got a lot of that icing stuff on it this time or so help me....
Still waiting? That cats been waiting since the first time this was posted a couple of months ago...
Not aww its so smol and the groung is so cold .-.
Your cat waits on the floor? Mine are on the counter, trying to stick their noses in their food, etc. The only way I can eat in peace is to give them a little food and lock them in their room with the litter box.
Feed that gorgeous little kitten right now! I want proof of feeding!!
Just makes your heart melt. What is it with small things that just make your heart melt like that.
I just spent a minute waiting because I thought it was a gif
I was totally expecting this picture to animate
I thought this was a gif and stared at it for way to long
“What’s taking so long slave?”
Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
If that kitten was around I'd be so anxious about stepping anywhere
That cat stalks his prey, looking for any sign of weakness.
Anyone else think it was a gif for way too long?
That beastie will be on those counters in no time.
Quite the observationalist
Are you from the Cat Haven foster group?!?
Thats a big hamster
Waiting for reposts
Aww so cute
aww lil bean
The kitten is so small and adorable I'm angry just looking at it wtf are you so cute
Thought it was my turn to post this today
awwwwwww gives him his kitten noms daddy!
The photo reminds me of me and my wife
"cat" isn't even a small enough word to describe this animal
He is vewy smoll
Omg! So tiny 🤓
im waiting, jerry, I don't have all day
You'd better hurry TF up! That microtiger is about to end you!
Soooo weeee little kitten.
Shadow of the Colossus
Is that a Pikachu!?
OP, do you live in Melbourne? If so I live in that house lol
I waited too long thinking it was a gif
Fuck. Am I the only one that thought this was a gif at first?
Oh! My! Now I have to run home and give my cat some salmon and cuddles!
This photo was a great photoshop battle:
Respectful kitty!! Look at those boundaries!!!
I thought it was my turn to repost this!!!
is that doug demuro?
Is the cat forcing the guy to stand in th corner before he gets his food or something? I don't get it.
I knew that this image was just waiting to be reposted.
Cute to be sure, but why do you have bath towels hanging from your oven door?
Because towels work just as good as any special oven glove/mitt. Are easier to clean, and more readily available. And cheaper.
Hmmm, you might have something there.
Awww so precious!!!!
Shadow of the Human
I stared at this way to long before realizing it wasn’t a gif.
So small and squishy I could sit on it.
Is that a chicken?
How utterly adorable!!
So adorable! This is one proof that cats will take over soon, all hoomans be prepared
Is that Jerry from tom and Jerry?
I can’t handle the cuteness
I'm quite sure I've seen this one before.
I can almost hear the hangry mews
What a good kitty! Most would be climbing him!
Giant human. Give me food. I require feeding.
Poor lil baby..Hello Daddy, I'm here
There are no knobs or handles on their cabinets.
Give it to her
At first I didn’t scroll down enough and didn’t see the little cat and was like “this isn’t the usual post in r/aww but ok”
He better get whatever he wants
WHAT THE CRAP I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIF
I want that kitten in my hands. It's so small and cuddly looking!
Waiting for repost
sMoL lIoN wAiTinG tO kIlL uNsUsPecTinG hUmAn
Hes is keeping an eye on his food
Tell me why I watched this picture and waited for him to turn around? 🤦🏽♂️
Twist, she's a dog.
So high I thought this was a gif
I looked at this like it was a video for longer than I’d like to admit haha
luci does this all time at home! but he meows and meows and if you ignore him long enough he will eventually bite you
Mine have always crawled up my pants to get to the bench :/
so tiny!!!!!!!!! ^_____^
Why did I thought this photo was a gif? What part tricked my brain?
After the day I’ve had this is wonderful. I got my ginger when he was 5 months old so I never got the kitten stage like my other two. Whenever I see a little ginger one I like to imagine it was what he looked like. It’s always so cute lol.
"Please please pleeeeeease let it be a whole tuna!"
So im basically smol
I spend more than 5 mins looking at the screen waiting for the guy to turn around and feed the kitty... didn't realize it was a damn picture....
Very cute! On the other hand, do people usually use face towels as kitchen towels?! Won't they trap too much gunk in them?
I'm more concerned with the guy being barefoot in the kitchen. Feels like a safety hazard to me.
Yeah.. all those crumbs sticking to your feet.. ugh..
When they are that tiny, I am always so scared to hit them
Little cats look so silly when they sit. Look at that tail. Just straight out like a rat tail. Gosh.
I’m high so I was literally staring for a few minutes waiting for something to happen 😂😂😂
I would fucking jump stomp on that little cute ball’o fur for $100
Those gym shorts looks way too big for that dude