What Kind Of Mother Names Her Daughter This?
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655 comments
MegaMindxXx
1 day ago
What Kind Of Mother Names Her Daughter This?
Zach-Attaque
2450
1 day ago

She probably told them that was her name...for the joke

Edit: nope, looked her up, that's her real name

F4rg0_
873
1 day ago

Damn that’s sad fr

bjornsborg
459
1 day ago

Right before college she will change her name to Ayemd.

Zappy_Kablamicus
330
1 day ago

heh, Taykeen Eshiet

Iron_Recliner
57
1 day ago

Blursed Family name

[deleted]
42
1 day ago

[removed]

12_bagels
21
1 day ago

Bot

[deleted]
12
1 day ago

[removed]

dpistachio
9
1 day ago

Ur a towel

Zappy_Kablamicus
8
1 day ago

Nothins more useful than a towel! always bring a towel kids! god i am so high.

Windyqueef
1
1 day ago

Tegridy

EuroPolice
2
1 day ago

I Robot?

Regnarg
9
1 day ago

You just copied a top comment and edited in a porn game you peaceeshiet.

RoutineTiger
3
1 day ago

Fuck ad-bots.

Alarid
1
1 day ago

why does this porn game suck

WM_Elkin
2
1 day ago

Piece of shit.

JamesonWilde
1
1 day ago

MODS

DragonAce03
1
1 day ago

wot

EverydayImSlytherin
12
1 day ago

Taykeen would sound cool in a fantasy setting, but not as that combo

Peanut2232
25
1 day ago

Peace Ayemd?

Level100Rayquaza
105
1 day ago

Ayemd eshiet = I am the shit

rematar
85
1 day ago

I appreciate your translation. My neural pathways were having none of this.

sunlit_cairn
12
1 day ago

Yeah I was thoroughly confused. Thanks for asking the question none of us wanted to look stupid for

garlicdeath
8
1 day ago

I have some essential oils I can sell you that are known to clear such pathways up! And they're natural like crystals so you know they work!

Tower_Of_Fans
1
1 day ago

I feel like your username checks out

Itkov
10
1 day ago

I was thinking Peace Ayemd = Peace of mind

lustylotus
1
1 day ago

I'm made of shit?

Finnleyy
1
1 day ago

Lol I thought it was aim the shit. I was like what?

Cymry_Cymraeg
2
1 day ago

You're right, changing her name would definitely give her peace of mind.

Roar_Im_A_Nice_Bear
1
1 day ago

I thought this was some sort of /r/ayymd joke or something

offendgea
1
1 day ago

It’s a good change, it’s a good change!

notagoodboye
55
1 day ago

There was a dude who named one of his kids “Winner” and the other “Loser”.

Guess which one ended up a loser, and which one ended up a winner? Wrong. Winner was a fuckup, and loser was a respectable citizen.

Names aren’t destiny. Though, if I was this girl, I’d try hard to marry someone with the last name “Love”.

mybluecathasballs
24
1 day ago

Some names are though, like "Streetlamp Le Moose." Incoming edit with reference.

Edit: credit to /u/6point8 http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe

Fiesty43
11
1 day ago

Rip to the guy who wrote this but am I the only one that finds this story incredibly cringey? It’s not good writing and it reflects how cringey “redditspeak” used to be back then. I’ve been on here a long time and the way people talk on this here has changed a lot.

garfield-1-2323
4
1 day ago

Yeah reminds me of those "Throw it in the fucking pan and fry that shit" recipes told by rage comics from a few years ago. (example with special appearance by unidan)

Fiesty43
1
1 day ago

Oof I’d never seen that before. That’s cringey as fuck. Thank god we’ve moved on from rage comics

OwenProGolfer
3
1 day ago

I don’t think so

HumanXylophone1
1
1 day ago

Hot dang! Now I want to give birth to a Streetlamp Le Moose.

Bruised_Beauty
1
1 day ago

I was about to message this guy to see if he became an writer and he's been gone 7 years. I am very sad.

oldandfragile
1
1 day ago

Thanks for that link! I miss finding stuff like this on here.

Badgerbreezy
1
1 day ago

That was brilliant, I want a sequel about Chair! Thanks for the link and also decreasing my work productivity for an hour.

Gamerman9001
16
1 day ago

They lady that stole documents from the NSA 2 years ago was named Reality Winner.

GleepGloopGlop
1
1 day ago

No way. Is this the Matrix?

gratitudeuity
8
1 day ago

Did one of them applaud the other for winning? I mean, I really appreciate the anecdote, kid.

Gromit83
1
1 day ago

Yeah. Since I live in a communist state (Norway) that approves children's names we luckily don't get that crap here.

QuixoticForTheWin
1
1 day ago

Nah.... I'd find the guy with the last name "Hovas"

PLEBMASTA
1
1 day ago

Peace and love ☮️🌸🥦🥦☮️☮️✌️✌️🌹♥️♥️

Dodger7777
48
1 day ago

To be fair, her mother named her peace.

Their ancestor chose 'eshit' for their last name a long time ago.

Nothin_Means_Nothin
56
1 day ago

True, and Peace is a nice name, but not one person in the family noticed? Unless the last name is pronounced completely different or the family speaks little to no English.

Dodger7777
1
1 day ago

it could be a translation difference.

deedlede2222
1
1 day ago

It might be pronounced totally differently

ShelSilverstain
60
1 day ago

By checking Facebook, it seems to be a common name somewhere in Africa

mrpepelopez
47
1 day ago

I'm guessing the last name is not pronounced the way we are pronouncing it and her parents were oblivious to the pun.

Lear_ned
34
1 day ago

FYI, it's totally pronounced how you think it might be....

https://www.names.org/n/eshiet/about#pronunciation

TheLatinaNerd
29
1 day ago

I'm pretty sure it is pronounced "es-hiet" because its name origin is Nigerian. Or if it's Francophonified, it would be "eh-shieh," dropping the T and the shi part is pronounced like the first sound of "chien" but with a different spelling.

Sr_Mango
1
1 day ago

Ah-shit actually

santcho1
1
1 day ago

Here we go again

Deeliciousness
22
1 day ago

Those are automated pronunciations. Basically meaningless.

Lear_ned
1
1 day ago

You don't understand a lot of comedy do you?

Deeliciousness
0
1 day ago

Comedy requires humor.

cloudsandshit
1
1 day ago

No it isnt, its pronounced esh-e-et

14-1_20-18-1-19-8
1
1 day ago

They are aware ZULUL

Stockholm syndrome ZULUL

Clownius_Maximus
47
1 day ago

Marijuana Pepsi has entered the chat

jake7405
41
1 day ago

That’s Dr. Marijuana Pepsi to you!

AndySocial88
11
1 day ago

Crystal Metheny wants to know your location

AmericanIMG
1
1 day ago

this guy Gladwells

iaimtobekind
1
1 day ago

Reality Winner liked that.

Elvis-Martini
1
1 day ago
KOMRADE_DIMITRI
21
1 day ago

Link?

Zach-Attaque
55
1 day ago

I'm not going to post her personal information, but I found her pretty easily on Facebook

BadDadBot
139
1 day ago

Hi not going to post her personal information, but i found her pretty easily on facebook, I'm dad.

KingKongGorillaDong
28
1 day ago

Good bot

DAROCK2300
23
1 day ago

Like really...How hard is it to find a peice of shit on facebook?

cjhest1983
16
1 day ago

Sorry you're getting the downvotes, I thought it was funny.

DAROCK2300
13
1 day ago

Those are the piece of shit Facebook users...😂

painfool
1
1 day ago

The real struggle is finding somebody on Facebook who isn't one

[deleted]
0
1 day ago

Lol

DPavonine
6
1 day ago

Hi dad, I’m dad

dragonzim
18
1 day ago

THere's a whole lot of Peace Eshiets' on Facebook! Who knew?

zamboniphony_
2
1 day ago

whole subreddit dedicated to them!

kingeryck
1
1 day ago

And Reddit probably

shambahlah
1
1 day ago

Along with about 25 other Peace Esheits

Leftygoleft999
16
1 day ago

Is from Legend of Zelda

Link

HeyT00ts11
10
1 day ago

I like the cut of your jib.

Leftygoleft999
4
1 day ago

Every Ocarina of time...Am I right?

The_Celtic_Chemist
4
1 day ago

That's because he circumcized.

KOMRADE_DIMITRI
3
1 day ago

comedy

j_mcr1
1
1 day ago

Freakonomics podcast

hinnsvartingi
12
1 day ago

It’s pronounced “Heshay”. It’s French...

BuyMyMerch89
1
1 day ago

I speak French and I wouldn’t pronounce it that way, nor does it look French in origin, do you have a link?

Edit: just googled it and it’s Nigerian

Koebs
2
1 day ago

There are loads wow. Wtf?

mantrap2
2
1 day ago

It's actually not even an uncommon name - first or last!

Vetinery
1
1 day ago

It’s a Nigerian surname meaning ancient or gate. Very likely a proud family that is ESL and this would never occur to them. For people from a war torn region naming their daughter “Peace” was an act of courage and optimism. Just wanted to spoil this, thanks.

Orbit011
1
1 day ago

1000th upvote 👌

-CorrectOpinion-
1
1 day ago

Looks like her parents were the one playing the joke

Lotan_Firemane
1
1 day ago

F

BunnyTown77
1
1 day ago

My dad knew someone named Royal Payne

Bestprofilename
1
1 day ago

Sonova bich

Diedwithacleanblade
1
1 day ago

LoL linkd in

inconspeakuous
1
1 day ago

She has a facebook

SmilingYe
1
1 day ago

Well, time to fuck with her profile 🤷‍♂️

TSpranks
1
1 day ago

Last name eshiet, first name peace

1Tikitorch
1
1 day ago

That mother deserves to be taken out in the ocean about 25 miles & pushed overboard & told to have a nice swim back

ler_sky_phoenix
1
1 day ago

Omg rest in peace😂

The_Nauticus
0
1 day ago

Sister in law works for an inner city school system, she had a student named "Shithead" (actual spelling) pronounced shi-teed.

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Shithead is a commonly spread urban myth. Nobody is named that.

IcarusSunburn
0
1 day ago

My ex worked for a school system and found a student named Shithead, pronounced "Shih-theed"

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Shithead is a commonly spread urban myth. Nobody is named that.

The_Nauticus
0
1 day ago

Lol was it in Wilmington, DE?

IcarusSunburn
0
1 day ago

Negative. Cleveland, OH

The_Nauticus
0
1 day ago

That makes sense too.

TPJchief87
0
1 day ago

Parents might be immigrants who had no clue.

EVERYONEHAS-AIDS
854
1 day ago
bjornsborg
144
1 day ago

Look up her family tree. She's only one piece of a bigger movement.

I-hate-making-names
23
1 day ago

*Peace

my-name-jeff-epic
40
1 day ago

r/yesyouare 😤😠😠😠

timbotimbotimbo
5
1 day ago
SkollFenrirson
24
1 day ago
OneOfTheNephilim
17
1 day ago

So you're saying she goes by her middle name, and her actual first name is Atotal?

Kaydom1993
2
1 day ago

Underrated comment.

SniffCheck
629
1 day ago

Her brother Took got off easy.

budgie0507
223
1 day ago

Her other brother Pyla didn’t fair much better.

interpretivepants
87
1 day ago

At least her cousin Noah Eshiet-Sherlock is a successful banker.

budgie0507
46
1 day ago

Yeah but her aunt Ida ontgiva-Eshiet is the most successful in the whole family.

Garyfromthefarside
11
1 day ago

Ida Eshiet?

disposable_account01
14
1 day ago

Uda Eshiet

Impereaux85
9
1 day ago

Neither did her sisters Sakka & Fullah

janitorguy
0
1 day ago

Her second brother Goth disagree.

puaka
49
1 day ago

Her sister Worth knows what's up.

csch65
47
1 day ago

The father, Idongive, really doesn't care.

ulu5
20
1 day ago

Why is that other girl sprinting to that building?

That’s her sister Anita Tayk.

HeyT00ts11
11
1 day ago

Well if the father doesn't care, then mom's name must be Immaatotalpeace, because she would have named her.

Catabisis
5
1 day ago

Hahahahaha.

I_love_pillows
5
1 day ago

Other brother Ian suffered

bodie_
3
1 day ago

What about the brother Zack?

CyborgHermit
3
1 day ago

Fool of a Took!

ShitTalkingAlt980
2
1 day ago

The question is he a fool of a Took?

vulcanharrier
2
1 day ago

better than baggins i suppose

ILoveWildlife
2
1 day ago

what a fool

Dedeurmetdebaard
2
1 day ago

Fool of a Took !

astrobrain
335
1 day ago

A quick google reveals a load of Peace Eshiet's. More than one of them have changed their first name to Harmony. Several insert a second name between the first and last to break it up. It's clearly a running gag within the Eshiet family tree.

MegaMindxXx
97
1 day ago

When I googled it to make sure it wasn't fake, I only saw this girl. I only checked the 1st page that loaded.

bjornsborg
52
1 day ago

Nah. She's only one piece of the movement.

RobIII
12
1 day ago

I see what you did there...

CLAP_ALIEN_CHEEKS
5
1 day ago

Copied an earlier comme t?

Lunastra_Is_Bullshit
4
1 day ago

It's their comment. They double dippin smh

mantrap2
2
1 day ago

Tons more. Facebook. Twitter. LinkedIn!!

MyStandDontWalkAway
0
1 day ago

Literally has identifying information under her name now u got reddit clowning on someone who can be identified

somniumx
30
1 day ago

to break it up

Peace Poopknife Eshiet

Stick_Grabber
4
1 day ago

Eshiet herwegogain

hellyeboi6
8
1 day ago

That sounds like a fun family lol

TurquoiseLuck
2
1 day ago

That family really living up to the name then

1000KGGorilla
144
1 day ago

"Listen here you little Eshiet"

maidpax
5
1 day ago

I laughed way to hard at this

drfolk
72
1 day ago

I have seen worse! Could be this guy

Horace Flucker!

It's no wonder this guy is a sex offender

https://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/CA1869408335534/Horace-Levail-Flucker.html

MegaMindxXx
21
1 day ago

They're both pretty bad.

AccomplishedExtent2
1
1 day ago

Good luck in the days, it's pretty balanced

Carb122
7
1 day ago
merlinious0
5
1 day ago

"Richard Smallwood" was in my brother's highschool graduating class. "Robert Crook" is my ex's family accountant

__tmk__
6
1 day ago

I used to work with a guy named Richard Head ... oddly enough he didn't go by the nickname "Dick".

garbagetrain
8
1 day ago

I used to work with a guy named Harry Cox. It’s just terrible that people give their children names like this.

__tmk__
2
1 day ago

To be fair, he had the best sense of humor I've ever seen. Coping mechanisms ftw!

And yes, I agree about ridiculous names.

drfolk
1
1 day ago

I know someone named Giovanna Cox's!

davy1jones
2
1 day ago

I used to play football against a kid named Harry Teets

blubat26
1
1 day ago

Dick Smallwood? I wonder if it’s true.

merlinious0
1
1 day ago

100% true.

nikoskio2
1
1 day ago

I knew a Harold Richard Johnson. He's a triplet and his brothers had less unfortunate names

scribble23
4
1 day ago

I saw a memorial stone for a 'Leopold Fucker' when I visited Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris many years ago. I had a photo of it, will have to dig through the boxes in my attic to see if I still have it.

ComfortedQuokka
3
1 day ago

Where I live in Georgia, "Butts" isn't an uncommon surname. The University of Georgia campus has a building named after two people called "Butts-Mehre Heritage Hall." It's extra funny because, even if they would've reversed the names, you just can't avoid the joke.

AccomplishedExtent2
1
1 day ago

Don't get in the tropics.

Ben_massey
1
1 day ago

There a boxer named mike hunt if I am not mistaken

PaulyK2
47
1 day ago

I work with an "Eshiet".... It's not pronounced "e shit". Sounded out it's actually "ee shay".

jgriff93
0
1 day ago

Don't try to church it up son. Don't you mean "uh-shit"?

FuegoDeDios
43
1 day ago

She's Nigerian. Eshiet is a native name from somewhere in the south of the country.

SoldOutBort
3
1 day ago

Peace is also a very common Nigerian ladies name. Would be their equivalent of Mary or Alice.

But still let’s laugh at the foreigners name, so silly compared to American names. The rest of these redditors may as well be laughing at a Chinese person named Wang.

Tzyt
2
1 day ago

Or better yet, Long Wang!

SmokingMooMilk
41
1 day ago

I met a girl named "Special" but it was spelled Speschaul or something ridiculous that contained too many letters.

MegaMindxXx
15
1 day ago

I heard a story about a mother in the maternity ward naming her son Oranjello because there was a box of Orange Jello nearby.

llcwhit
21
1 day ago

Didn’t happen. The fake story I heard was “Orangelo and LeMongelo”

ProfessionalChair2
11
1 day ago

No, you didn't. That was a standup comedians joke over 15 years ago.

antonov6
7
1 day ago

Huh. Post history doesn't surprise me.

DaigerDelacroix
7
1 day ago

Jesus, you weren’t kidding. His post History would make a fitting post for this sub. “All girls, especially in High school, want to be sexual objects.” Like, yikes.

SoldOutBort
2
1 day ago

Haha black people name their children funny.

addictedstylist
1
1 day ago

It's funny you say that, years ago when I was in detroit, my client told me this story about her neighbor.

MegaMindxXx
0
1 day ago

A few people say it urban legend, or a comedian joke. So I did a quick search on Facebook. There are several Oranjellos.

MegaMindxXx
6
1 day ago

That's what I was thinking. It can't be an accident.

booquark
12
1 day ago

Maybe her name is not English

mrpepelopez
11
1 day ago

Google tells me it's Nigerian. Her parents probably didn't recognize the pun, not sure how her last name is actually supposed to be pronounced.

wheatbread-and-toes
1
1 day ago

It’s probably French, so “e-shay”?

onesmallstepfordork
2
1 day ago

It’s not french it’s Hausa

vapershahid
5
1 day ago

This is Reddit. They can't think past their own trailer park.

Eindhaas
1
1 day ago

Couldn't make your point without the insults?

Hell it's even a valid point.

DeadassBdeadassB
5
1 day ago

She’s Nigerian, the last name is pronounced eshay not e shit

skur0ff
0
1 day ago

shit sounds way better

Henrywinklered
2
1 day ago

What authorities? The news station?

tzjmetron
1
1 day ago

Sieg Heil.

MrTittiez
1
1 day ago

Doesn't seem all that uncommon. Just Google 'eshiet', and you'll see a lot of legit 'peace esheit'.

bigjack78
1
1 day ago

The background doesn't not appear to be America so that's probably a fine name there.

MW2713
17
1 day ago

Eshiet is a Nigerian surname. Just because in English slang it is slightly similar to something, doesn't mean it was intended.

[deleted]
4
1 day ago

[deleted]

MW2713
1
1 day ago

I've used this same response numerous times. The OP doesn't sound like he/she was joking.

MegaMindxXx
3
1 day ago

Anybody that knows English knows what this name sounds like.

tzjmetron
6
1 day ago

You are a blithering idiot.

TERMOYL13
7
1 day ago

Check out his profile.

therager
3
1 day ago

You are a blithering idiot.

Yeah, what a peace eshiet.

activator
2
1 day ago

I (and probably many here) know the surname isn't intended, but the first name surely is and all this could have been avoidable. I do wonder through if I'm pronouncing her surname correctly. Maybe it has a special Nigerian pronunciation

Resident_Comment
6
1 day ago

Maybe it's pronounced differently, and they didn't realize what it sounds like in English.

The-Cosmic-Ghost
3
1 day ago

Nigerian here, we're often given both english and native nigerian names. She most likely isnt called peace at home.

gobthepumper
1
1 day ago

ok now explain the peace part

The-Cosmic-Ghost
3
1 day ago

Most nigerian people are given two names, an english one and nigerian one, (usually the day you are born).

fourchickensandacoke
1
1 day ago

English is the official language of Nigeria. It's hard to argue this is accidental.

imjustuptheblock
3
1 day ago

Okay and? Piece of shit isn't exactly a common colloquialism over there

bcsahasbcsahbajsbh
2
1 day ago

Not sure if troll or...

RedditModsEatMyAss
14
1 day ago

H-town baby WOOO!! . . . .

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moak0
3
1 day ago

WOO!

jowolfe7216
4
1 day ago

Halifax, NC?

PirateBands
6
1 day ago

The county for Tampa Florida is Hillsborough and we have Hillsborough Community College that we refer to as HCC?

Jtown021
3
1 day ago

Thought it was for my local “Hinds community college”.

jowolfe7216
2
1 day ago

Ahh...I went to Halifax Community College " HCC." People claim to have found her Facebook, perhaps it says there?

tcg0786
5
1 day ago

She goes to Houston Community College.

jowolfe7216
1
1 day ago

Lol! We were both way off. Too many HCCs out there.

SenYoshida
1
1 day ago

I’d certainly say, have a Holyoke Community College up her in MA

Nullveer
14
1 day ago

I was looking through records at work and someone had the first name lasagna.

doxxshepard
12
1 day ago

Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking...

Bart: Yeah uh, I'm looking Miss Eshiet. First name Peace?

Moe: Hold on [To crowd in bar] Peace? Peace Eshiet? Hey, is anyone here a Peace Eshiet?

Crowd laughs, mock outrage

Moe: C'mon guys, one of you must be a Peace Eshiet!

More laughter

Barney: Real nice Moe! We all thought that's what you think of us, but we never thought you'd say it!

Moe: [Realising] Listen here, you little rat! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna tie you up like a pretzel, and throw you off a bridge!

TheAtlasLion1
2
1 day ago

Amanda Kisenhug

WVildandWVonderful
2
1 day ago
Malicious78
8
1 day ago

This post made me google illegal names here in Norway, and stuff got interesting.

Apparently Diarée is a name in some cultures, but it straight up means diarrhea in Norwegian. They'd probably ask you to change it when you submit for a name.

Any name based off of medicines or drugs is illegal, so Morfina is a no-go.

Also, a name here needs to have at least 1 vowel, and can't have numbers or any other signs (except hyphens).

There are some other laws too, and they all basically just say "the name should not be a burden for the child". Makes sense in my view.

N_Solanaceae
7
1 day ago

If it makes you feel any better, the Swedes can't name their kids Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 which is of course pronounced "Albin"

boardgamejoe
8
1 day ago

Then that’s exactly what you will be from now on.... Shitpiece!

rhaspody1
8
1 day ago

Eshiet is a tribal Nigerian name. Not everything is related to USA

Itssecret1
8
1 day ago

Yo I went to HS with this chick. It was always a sorta well known joke about her name

Lucky_Knight1
5
1 day ago

Peace isn't a bad name

Unfortunate last name though. 😒

Karmadona
7
1 day ago

Worked in a big corporation, and one of the employees was named Richard Seman. Unfortunately, he went by ‘Dick”. Somewhat related to the topic, I also briefly worked in a prison infirmary, All the prisoners had their aliases listed on their medical records. The one that never failed to make me laugh was “ Salim Hussein Jama-Luddin: AKA Leroy Johnson”.

doctorstrange06
5
1 day ago

Sounds like Eshity mother to me.

finish-em-zel
4
1 day ago

OP is a racist.

Jalase
6
1 day ago

Yeah, someone else pointed out his post history... Yikes. The Donald being the first most active sub of his.

Murgie
3
1 day ago

Dems are the party of hate. They riot, they attack innocent people, they create hate crime hoaxes, they censor conservatives, they support anti Semetism, they spread propaganda through lamestream media.

It's not just coming from Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib. It comes from their money cow and policy maker George Soros. He hates Jews and has said so in books. On 60 Minutes he said he took joy in finding Jewish families for the Nazis. Linda.Sarsour is another anti semite. Ben & Jerry's icecream actually endorsed her.

Not if he says on a national TV program that he took joy in assisting Nazis find Jewish women and children to put in gas chambers.

I'll even go further and say that Soros thinks white people have it too good. That's one of the reasons why he wants to flood our country with illegals, Palestinians, and "People of color". Part of his agenda has been to fund campaigns of State Attorneys that are anti death penalty and very sift on black criminals. He feels that blacks have been persecuted. He is doing massive damage to our country.

They use soap in Palestine?

But have you considered looking at both sides of the issue?

illkillanyone
5
1 day ago

Who doesn’t want to

pep9028
5
1 day ago

Seems like it’s a common Nigerian name.

schoocher
4
1 day ago

It is a custom for African Christians to give their children an English name that represents a trait that they wish for their children to have.

MegaMindxXx
1
1 day ago

It's a beautiful name. It just doesn't go well with that last name.

Lucijan00_
4
1 day ago

Wow hcc student...pfft...

selectivelydeep
4
1 day ago

The worst one I've ever seen (I work in the medical field), there was a two year old who's parents obviously wanted the word "dynasty" to be in the kids name... So they decided okay let's just put "Sha" in front of Dynasty to make our daughter's name bad ass right.... Shadynasty.... That is shady nasty once she hits middle school and those kids figure it out...

amasic0701
3
1 day ago

Lol HCC student, Hillsborough Community College...in Florida. Only us Floridians man...

kimblim
3
1 day ago

I had a client once named Dick Golden. All our clients were listed "last name, first name." He was about 70 years old at the time. I'm sure his parents were interesting.

candidly1
3
1 day ago

While giving birth to our first, my wife overheard another young mother-to-be having a talk with the nurses:

"...what are you going to name her?"

"I just heard the most beautiful word; I just made up my mind."

"What was the word?"

"Placenta."

isthatsoreddit
1
1 day ago

Got in a conversation with a lady about kids' names. Said thar one time she wanted to name a kid Vagina before she knew what it meant.

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

That's a commonly spread urban myth. It's told almost word-for-word the same every time as how you have told it.

candidly1
0
1 day ago

Well, that's nice and all, but this actually happened about 29 years ago. For real. So I guess people have been ripping us off.

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

It's even told third-hand as it always is

Deopunk
3
1 day ago

Should be illegal to name your children names that are clearly awful.

charletorb
3
1 day ago

That's peace eshiet parenting if I ever saw it.

DoWhyMe
3
1 day ago

Now add little french accent le piece e shit

MrKelpThief
3
1 day ago

Reminds me of my friend Drew Peacock

Cogo5646
3
1 day ago

To be fair I don't think there is any first name that goes well with Eshiet

MegaMindxXx
0
1 day ago

I was just think that but Peace is probably the worst choice even though it's a beautiful name. I think something like Isabel or Jennifer might not be as bad. I don't blame the girl at all. She just needs to marry somebody with a different last name.

t184256
0
1 day ago

I propose Юра (yoo-rah), short for Yuri.

Skinflap94
3
1 day ago

My mom is a nurse and worked in a hospital where some new parents named their baby "Abomination" because they didn't want her. Really disgusting

GuerillaYourDreams
2
1 day ago

Rotten!

Davy13666
3
1 day ago

I'm a night auditor in a hotel and I am all alone right now. I snort laughed so hard that there was an echo

NearbyFeed3
1
1 day ago

It's probably a traditional name that isn't pronounced like that

SmokingMooMilk
9
1 day ago

Dude, black people will name their children some ridiculous ass shit, and then complain that it's racism that they can't get a job. No, it's because your mom named you Dischwacher.

Murgie
1
1 day ago

I mean, is it wypipo fault that 72% of black children are raised in single parent homes?

And I'm just being honest. A white guy who had done wouldn't have made it to page one because it's pretty meh, plenty of doctors have done it before. But a black guy? Ooooh shit!

Hmmmmm...... No mention of race in the title or article. I'm going to say they're both black, but some how this is the fault of white people who own guns.

And she only had to score lower than her white peers! So proud!

How does it feel, being told that you're so inferior because of your race that they had to lower the standards just so you could get accepted?

Why does the black crack head on welfare align himself with Democrats?

So, let me get this straight....

The woman willingly went to Mr Cosby's place, willingly took drugs [Benadryl] when offered, willingly cuddled up with Mr Cosby, forgot to say "no" when he fondled her, and Bill Cosby is painted by the media as a rapist before the trial even began...

Who did he piss off?

Oh, that's right, Bill told black men to take responsibility for their lives and quit blaming wypipo for their own misdeeds. Bill went against the narrative. Bad Bill.

Black and gay go hand in hand. That's why like 60% of new HIV cases are black.

Black people are 13% of the population of America, yet are responsible for ~50% of all violent crime.

That means that if suddenly I'm teleported into a room with a random black person, I'm 20 times more likely to be violently assault than if I were teleported into a room with a random white person.

The victims of violent crime don't give a fuck about Jim Crow ripples, and events from a hundred years ago don't absolve someone today of their crimes.

You're basically saying that black criminals are children and can't be accountable for their own choices.

Did Jim Crow give them AIDS too?

The most racism towards a black person I've ever seen is when a black person goes against the liberal narrative.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Yeah because white people would never do anything like that

SmokingMooMilk
1
1 day ago

I never claimed that they don't. Just more prevalent amongst the black community.

MegaMindxXx
2
1 day ago

What other pronunciations could there be for that spelling??

adidashawarma
1
1 day ago

I’ll bite, perhaps it’s Peese Esiiatt

MegaMindxXx
2
1 day ago

Still sounds bad though

adidashawarma
1
1 day ago

True.

-Archvillain-
1
1 day ago

Something similar to "E-shi-ette" I imagine.

Bertben10facebook
2
1 day ago

I’d give peace a chance if you know what I mean

llcwhit
4
1 day ago

Go ahead and explain, Mr Ladies Man. Tell us exactly what you mean, wishful thinker.

ilpescepalla
0
1 day ago

Sounds like you'd like to give her a peace of you.

big_gurky
0
1 day ago

What, a shellfish? It's just that easy

tlaw223
2
1 day ago

I know a little foster girl who’s parents named her Karma. 😑

moak0
3
1 day ago

What's wrong with that? That's a name.

sizeablelad
1
1 day ago

Reddits most notorious reposter

64BbuB1aVYPt
1
1 day ago

They got rid of her

FinalPark
1
1 day ago

Is this a joke or do you not know what karma means?

enikeni1
2
1 day ago

It sounds like YOU don’t know what it means.

Maybe do some research before judging people’s names.

Karma is not a negative force. It’s a principal of Buddhism and actually a gorgeous name.

Sergey_Romanov
2
1 day ago

Karma is cosmic justice. Seems like you don't know?

moak0
1
1 day ago

It means "fate", "destiny", or "the result of one's actions".

It's also the point system reddit uses.

It's also a fairly common girl's name, although it seems to be dropping in popularity in the last decade or so.

Is there some other meaning or reference I missed?

FinalPark
1
1 day ago

People given up by their biological parents often grow up with deep seated issues of abandonment, believing themselves to be inherently worthless or that there's something naturally wrong with them that caused them to be abandoned.

Naming them after the superstitious notion that people somehow always get what they deserve is like adding insult to injury.

moak0
1
1 day ago

That's what Karma means in the west. The original meaning is closer to fate/destiny and doesn't carry that connotation.

And even in the west, Karma isn't just "getting what you deserve", it's "getting what you deserve as a result of your actions".

I just think it's a stretch. Anyone with more than a vaguely incorrect notion of what the word means would just think of it as a lovely (and fairly common) name.

[deleted]
2
1 day ago

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pandogart
2
1 day ago

It ain't even pronounced that way.

Murgie
1
1 day ago

In most Western European countries you can't name your kid Adolf Hitler, either. America just doesn't have those laws.

Besides, it's pronounced e-shaye, and isn't a particularly uncommon Nigerian last name.

DispleasingImmediacy
2
1 day ago

I’m trying to pronounce it all the ways it could be pronounced but it’s bad every way

1eyeRD
1
1 day ago

E-shay

TJ_McWeaksauce
2
1 day ago

"It's pronounced 'eh-shay'."

EquivalentCarpenter
1
1 day ago
SayianZ
2
1 day ago

Highly doubt it's english or pronounce that way.

AccomplishedExtent2
2
1 day ago

This, this is fucked up

JeffersonClippership
2
1 day ago

An honest one

BreatheMyStink
1
1 day ago

I work at the welfare department.

The names are unbelievable

Donaldisinthehouse
1
1 day ago

Any great examples that stick out in your mind

BreatheMyStink
0
1 day ago

I have kept a list since I began here of names that are so over the top as to beggar belief.

I am just concerned that if I post them, I will somehow be found out and fired.

Kurg3n42
1
1 day ago

You gotta make an alt account and dooooo it!

AccomplishedExtent2
1
1 day ago

It's literally an involuntary reaction to the vaccine?

BreatheMyStink
0
1 day ago

Too risky. In most cases, to get fired here, you’d have to do something absolutely extraordinary to get fired (e.g., a coworker arrested and out on bail for helping a child murderer flee from the police is still employed, for now).

The one thing the government really, really takes seriously is divulging confidential information.

Now, technically, a first name shouldn’t give anything away. I could tell someone I had a client named John, and that shouldn’t really get you in a ton of trouble.

But I am so certain these names are 100% unique that I just can’t do it.

Kurg3n42
2
1 day ago

I was joking bud, cause yeah internet poi ts are not worth your job!

CannedMango
2
1 day ago

Why does the father get to avoid blame here?

MegaMindxXx
1
1 day ago

The mother gives birth and fills out birth certificate information. There's no knowing if her father is even around, so hard to assume.

CyanConatus
2
1 day ago

I know a Harry Richard.

Aka Hairy Dick

Seventy9fairmont
2
1 day ago

Related to Marijuana Pepsi?

011010010110100
2
1 day ago

Just checked Facebook. There are about 100 of them. Same name and last name. It might me an African thing.

Crazy_CupKakes_
2
1 day ago

Turns out thousands of people actually have that name 🤣

tboskiq
2
1 day ago

As a negriss myself I can accurately say.

Ye. Makes sense.

dimsum2021
2
1 day ago

To meet the demand for diversity the studio that brought you Meet The Fockers brings you The Eshiet There is Peace Eshiet and her little Eshiets Manuer Eshiet

PeriodicMilk
2
1 day ago

Remember when Micheal jackson named his kid “blanket”

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Except he didn't, Blanket was a nickname

PeriodicMilk
1
1 day ago

oh

Marky34
2
1 day ago

Kid I know is Richard Butts

Ailouros_Venom
2
1 day ago

Saw one kid's name that was pronounced Shuh-theed.
Obviously spelled Shithead.

Farfalla_Racine
5
1 day ago

Vine

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

That's a commonly spread urban myth.

Ailouros_Venom
2
1 day ago

Oh thank god.
Looked it up on howmanyofme.com
You're totally right.

AnAverageRock
2
1 day ago

in b4 ya'll can't behave

April_Fabb
2
1 day ago

Oh well, people with unfortunate names are still able to have a great career.

lim-med
2
1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢😢😢

frustratedjelly
2
1 day ago

I have an Indian colleague named Preteesh Shetty.

Toochi13
2
1 day ago

This sub is trash.

sunlit_cairn
2
1 day ago

I went to high school with a kid who’s last name was a popular slang term for your butt that older people use. He always joked he was going to name his son Harold, “Harry” for short. So his kid would be called Harry [butt]. It was a funny joke.

He did it. He actually named his son Harold. They call him Harry. It’s baffling.

paper-or-plastic-
2
1 day ago

Ok, googled it. It can be a first name so maybe it's from a different nationality and the family didn't realize the combination?

Origin of the name Eshit: Hindu; Oriya; Kannada; Marathi; Malayalam; Tamil; Indian; Gujarati; Telugu; Bengali; Hindi Religion: - Rashi (Moon sign): Aries (Mesh) Nakshatra (Star): Krittika Gender of the name Eshit: Boy

MegaMindxXx
2
1 day ago

There are a few comments saying it's a popular Nigerian last name.

germshots
2
1 day ago

Is that "Houston Community College"???

KamikazeChief
2
1 day ago

This reminds me of that Marijuana Pepsi woman who went on to pass a Phd. Her dissertation was black names

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/c2sydw/woman_named_marijuana_pepsi_who_refused_to_change/

curlycupie
2
1 day ago

The minute you're 18, get your name changed legally to something you love. This is an exceptionally shitty parental move.

baloneyskims
2
1 day ago

A mother that wants her daughter on welfare. Cause no one is going to hire a piece of shit.

DOTWest
2
1 day ago

Lol reminds me of someone who comes in my work. Her name is Dontruster

Doodi97
2
1 day ago

Can’t these parents name their children normally

Even if you’re not happy about having this child just give it a normal name to not screw up his life and attract bullies like flies .

mattboyrd
2
1 day ago

I'm sorry but this makes me laugh.

-Piano-
2
1 day ago
Thatblokeoffthetelly
2
1 day ago

Why can't we all just get a log?

strokeharvest
2
1 day ago

Back in my high school, a girl named her baby, Fila DeGangsta. This is America

robbear52
2
1 day ago

Come on mum. Give your kid a chance at least.

BuyMyMerch89
2
1 day ago

I went to school with an “Anus” his parents were from India and thought it would be pronounced more like “Onus” man I felt bad for that kid

Four_Deuces
2
1 day ago

If she gets married I’m guessing she won’t be keeping her maiden name

cradiak
2
1 day ago

“What’s your name?”

“Peace.”

“Oh how pretty.”

“Peace Ashiet”

“....oh...”

sriramempire
1
1 day ago

Ha totally relatable

potterstunt
1
1 day ago

Seen it elsewhere on reddit.. dankmemes

AccomplishedExtent2
1
1 day ago

Agreed . This sort of thing!

nikolyabelov
1
1 day ago

Kind of want to give him that.

mindlessASSHOLE
1
1 day ago

Hugh Jasshol

sineptnaig
1
1 day ago

I don't know if I should laugh or cry about this.

hashfail_
1
1 day ago

Where my MerpTV gang at

CondomCrusader69
1
1 day ago

Yuwar Eshiet

Taylola
1
1 day ago

Facebook searches this name and so many results came up. Damn

big_gurky
1
1 day ago

"Daughter, do you know that... right?”

Maletrona
1
1 day ago

A person in my school's name is erotica 😔

GripsAA
1
1 day ago
DrMantisToboggtamine
1
1 day ago

Funny story. I found out from my older cousin that my older (wouldve been) sibling was aborted. I was almost next but for some reason she kept me. Only child, never met my real pops. Kinda makes sense.

Havent really ever let her down. But definitely havent made her extremely proud. Im assuming shes so-so about the decision. Hooray

sungodism
1
1 day ago

Most of you guys commenting are assholes. What’s wrong with her name being Peace? You know you don’t choose ur last name, right?

MegaMindxXx
2
1 day ago

It's a beautiful first name, it just doesn't work with that last name.

tulikipuna
1
1 day ago

Don't you guys have laws against that shit?

PeaceEshiet
1
1 day ago

You guys gotta problem! Taking about my mom!

kordeliakuthbert
1
1 day ago

Guessing Mom wasn't fluent in english. That's fine, a rose by any other name...

H410m45t3r
2
1 day ago

Eshiet is a Nigerian name and in Nigeria English is their first language. So I’m gonna bet the name is pronounced at least similarly to how it is spelled

thecars1979
1
1 day ago

Suq Madiq

dribblesnshits
1
1 day ago

That fkn sucks

honrys
1
1 day ago

Pete Zashit McMurray. That guy is a piece of shit

haloweenek
1
1 day ago

Whatks your name ? That’s my id, it’ll be easier this way.

AccomplishedExtent2
1
1 day ago

Of corse there’s no vodka

DallasJaxson
1
1 day ago

Must be from Alabama

LittleKnifeMachiko
1
1 day ago

That just horrible

nikolyabelov
1
1 day ago

Daughter, you have follow the laws?

Hitokkohitori
1
1 day ago

A Boy called sue

BeamoReddit
1
1 day ago

Le'4che

Turdleking
1
1 day ago

\=] +*£,

amosaic
1
1 day ago

What about Candice?

TakeMeAbove
1
1 day ago

Nice

sublime2craig
1
1 day ago

Or she trolled the shit out of those newscasters!

FinePlace
1
1 day ago

-two people arguing-

One of the dudes: FUCKING PEACE ESHIT

peace eshit: TF did I do

WrathofAjax
1
1 day ago

Yeah, I think whoever is in charge of this stuff should legally be allowed to tell the parents, "No. Come back when you ain't high on pain meds. Or get a smarter opinion"

van_buren_boy_8
1
1 day ago

after reading the name, i for one am surprised that she's black

Throw_away_away55
1
1 day ago

"It's a family name"

big_gurky
1
1 day ago

This actually so good it’s lazy thinking.

USA_Ham
1
1 day ago

This was in Houston, bruh

xpercipio
1
1 day ago

I thought it was a Scottish people twitter post

SansCulture
1
1 day ago

Somewhere out there Shooter McGavin is smirking back at Happy Gilmore.

EquivalentCarpenter
1
1 day ago

Kind of funny to see it die.

EquivalentCarpenter
1
1 day ago

Daughter, you have your hand

CuriositySauce
1
1 day ago

https://www.names.org/n/eshiet/about#associations Origin and Meaning of Eshiet:

A submission from Nigeria says the name Eshiet means "Ancient, aged" and is of Unknown origin. A user from Nigeria says the name Eshiet is of Unknown origin and means "Entranrs to a hamlet. Also, the frotal segment of a compound". Other origins: Nigerian

NafisMohtasim
1
1 day ago

her mother is creative

jokbeatz
1
1 day ago

I don't know why I'm still reading it with Carman's voice 😂

big_gurky
1
1 day ago

What you don’t ban

sas317
1
1 day ago

Ouch at the caption.

Pearltherebel
1
1 day ago

Maybe Eshiet is pronounced differently

paper-or-plastic-
1
1 day ago

I was thinking the same thing...

Natcarryforest
1
1 day ago

When you turn your head every time you hear someone yell.... you piece of...!

Wynter_Is_In_Season
1
1 day ago

I had two friends named ineju (I need you) and jimanesha (Jim-ah-kneesha) in grade/middle school

ShesBALDjerry
1
1 day ago

That’s downright Biblical!

MayonnaiseTipper
1
1 day ago

L

Nugget_666
1
1 day ago

I feel like they wanted to name her Peace but forgot how it’d turn out. I hope they’re just dumb.

Shawn_Spenstar
1
1 day ago

You guys think that names bad you should check out Dr. Marijuana Pepsi.

bigwigjb
1
1 day ago

Knew a girl names shitheade dumaus pronounced (shi-the-ed du-mas)

dooder1228
2
1 day ago

Damn, just commented the same but it was a boy without e at end and was she-tead

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Nobody is named that.

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Shithead is a commonly spread urban myth. Nobody is named that

dkais
1
1 day ago

“Peace” is a common feminine first name in Nigeria and several other African countries where English is spoken. It is apparently more common in Nigeria than the name “Sally” is in America.

As many have already mentioned, “Eshiet” is a relatively common Nigerian surname. I don’t know how it’s pronounced (I would assume like “eh-sheet” or “eh-shee-et.”) But the combination of these first and last names is hardly unusual, suggesting the surname is not pronounced like “of shit” (“piece of shit” being a known phrase throughout the English speaking world.)

dooder1228
1
1 day ago

My old roommate taught in the inner city. Had student name that was pronuced she-tead. It was spelled shithead though. He dreaded the first day of school row call

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

That's a commonly spread urban myth.

hyeyevhpart
1
1 day ago

She should change her name to Wewuzkangz

Chickenterriyaki
1
1 day ago

Shout out to her brother Ta'Ke and her sister Eatae.

tkhendall
1
1 day ago

Only in Tampa.

bobobundy
1
1 day ago

Aww, the fact that she attends my college I’m not shocked we live in Florida

CarrieanneTX
1
1 day ago

My friend had a student named Clamydia. She went by Clem.

Dark_chia
1
1 day ago

Peace is her middle name. First name is Ima

strexpet-b
1
1 day ago

Apparently she's a student at the college I work for

ler_sky_phoenix
1
1 day ago

I bet she is lying

MegaMindxXx
1
1 day ago

No I googled it

Momma-MissL
1
1 day ago

My husband is a teacher a and the 2 most interesting names are: Sssst- pronounced Forest Jkmn- pronounced Noel

hunderpants
1
1 day ago

That’s crazy. They’re riddle-names. Poor kids will be correcting people for life..

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Those names are both well-known urban myths.

Momma-MissL
0
1 day ago

Sorry but they are 100% real. They are students at my husband's high school.

La-aisntarealname
2
1 day ago

The SSA doesn't reflect records of these kids despite it being such a common story. Your husband passed along a myth to you

Momma-MissL
1
1 day ago

I will get proof, I promise!

La-aisntarealname
2
1 day ago

I've heard this many times. No proof ever shows up

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Look at the post history of u/la-aisntarealname. They have an account dedicated to debunking urban myth names. You will see hundreds of people swearing to know people with those names and not a shred of proof has ever been provided, of just one person having either name.

Momma-MissL
1
1 day ago

I will ask my husband for proof of Jkmn -Noel and Sssst -Forrest

sun_and_oceanvibes
1
1 day ago

I checked on Facebook and there are so many persons with that name. Whaaat??

themodsr_giey
1
1 day ago

It was probably a joke

MegaMindxXx
0
1 day ago

No, I fact checked it on Google before posting. She has a Facebook profile.

Jesus_Faction
-1
1 day ago

something tells me she changed it to that

cory_aqua
6
1 day ago

It’s not English

steveanonymous
0
1 day ago

Air wrecka does

AccomplishedExtent2
0
1 day ago

Her hips don’t follow it.

o0shad0o
0
1 day ago

What Kind Of Mother Names Her Daughter This?

She obviously named her daughter after herself.

QuestionableMeaning
0
1 day ago

the second is the family name i think, so her mother is 'eshiet' too. Still funny

Also who in her family originally brought that name in?

shellwe
0
1 day ago

She better get married in a hurry so she can get that last name changed.

s0nicfreak
0
1 day ago

Unfortunately she fell in love with Sean O'Krap

HAVATEMBUOYS
1
1 day ago

😂😂

FallingMuffin22
0
1 day ago

Dont forget mia farrow and pedophile Jew piece of shit Woody Alen named their kid SATCHEL

Jolly_Street
0
1 day ago

Better than Shithead, pronounced Sha-theed.

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Shithead is a commonly spread urban myth. Nobody is named that.

blazera
0
1 day ago

Yeah black culture is so big on loving their kids.

blh1003
0
1 day ago

A black mom

6the6dark6lord
0
1 day ago

The mom named her after the daddy

HarryPotterIsADem
0
1 day ago

Are the lips so big so the nose doesn't suck them up or something? You could clean the crumbs out of a couch with that nozzle.

Moar_Wattz
0
1 day ago

Must be her long lost sister...

EquivalentCarpenter
0
1 day ago

Her: He’s back can exists

Lifeisagloriouscycle
0
1 day ago

That's child abuse.

lukasscherzinger88
0
1 day ago

Some people weren’t meant to be parents, or decent human beings.

hoss1059
0
1 day ago

Years ago I went into an Academy in Sugarland, Texas. The checkout woman’s nametag said, shit you not, “Shi’thead”.

Didn’t even know how to begin to approach the subject of WTF?

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Shithead is a commonly spread urban myth. Nobody is named that

hoss1059
0
1 day ago

I know what I saw on the name tag. Fuck you and your Urban myth.

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

If you can't handle being called out then maybe try telling a less well-known story

TheDownvoteCity
0
1 day ago

Much more suitable for a son.

Boffrey_Jaratheon
0
1 day ago

Nignogs

mardis1
0
1 day ago

It would appear her mother spelled her name wrong: "peace," love, and harmony - or - "piece" of s#!t.

Cyanomelas
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1 day ago

I heard she got engaged to Hugh Acrahp.

TrickeyD
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1 day ago

Im shithead and I dance like this

HillarysBeaverMunch
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1 day ago

I had a doctor once named Dr. Uday Doctor.

I was mainly concerned that he shared a first name with Saddam Hussein's homicidal son.

coinzealot
0
1 day ago

Nope. This whole website seems kind of derivative.

big_gurky
0
1 day ago

Kind of looks like he could do that.

big_gurky
0
1 day ago

This man is in the fucking metro please.

getyourownpillow
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1 day ago

Yeah I think a lot of women don't want their kid but don't want to give it up or abort so we got all these weird names

aMrMewtwo
0
1 day ago

Amy Schumer named her son Gene Attell Fischer.

jcronq
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1 day ago

In Africa it's not uncommon to name your kids after horrible things, such as garbage. It protects them from evil spirits that just want to take away the things you like most.

Edit: Not that this is what happened here. There's a lot of comments about how it should be illegal to name your kids badly. Just... Stop, Karen. Don't we have enough rules?!

The_scobberlotcher
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1 day ago

F

Nekkydeprettyserpent
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1 day ago

The level of ignorance here is mind-boggling....

Eshiet is an Ibibio word, a language in the southern part of Nigerian and it invariably means someone that come from an ancient family.

It is pronounced Eshey

Colin_Bowell
3
1 day ago

Yeah, it's mind boggling that we read it as native English speakers would and didn't know the southern Nigerian origin. How ignorant.

MegaMindxXx
0
1 day ago

True, how ignorant of us to not speak native Nigerian.

JamesCharlesToes
0
1 day ago

This is like with Amy Schumer

InstupituousJay
-1
1 day ago

Thanks for the laugh OP. Truly fucking hilarious

TNTmom4
-1
1 day ago

My mom worked with a women named Cesarian.

Russell-Lee-Welch
-1
1 day ago

A real Peace Eshiet

TheWingus
-2
1 day ago

My mother had a student named "Shi'thead" (Shi-theed) they just called him "Theed"

ConsumingClouds
2
1 day ago

Hey guys it's Carlos Mencia over here.

TheWingus
-1
1 day ago

I've never been so insulted in my life

ConsumingClouds
1
1 day ago

He literally uses that name as a punch line on one of his specials

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Shithead is a commonly spread urban myth. Nobody is named that.

HaukChop
-1
1 day ago

Correct but un-pc answer: a black one

cactusfishman
-1
1 day ago

I've seen kids named: Tequila, Daquri, Shitheed, Ho' nasty, and the Orangelo- Le' Monjelo story is true. And don't forget La-a. ( La Dasha)

petiteaustralienne
1
1 day ago

Most of those names are commonly spread urban myths. Nobody is named La-a, Shithead, or the Jello names.

TrinalAlloy471
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1 day ago

My mom sells life insurance to some old lady name Artificial Limb. No joke