Putting on makeup
41709 upvotes
974 comments
SpiceEyes
5 days ago
Putting on makeup
EcksDeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3860
5 days ago

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time

tapped21
800
5 days ago

FLASHBANG THROUGH THE DOOR

RosettaStoned6
394
5 days ago

SHOOT THE TARGETS!

thenb28501
249
5 days ago

DOOR STUCK

PooperPirate
184
5 days ago

PLEASE

sleepy-little-owl
160
5 days ago

I BEG YOU

solo_shot1st
202
5 days ago

RAMIREZ!! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR POCKET KNIFE!

The_Brawl_Witch
141
5 days ago

RAMIREZ!! SEE IF THAT BURGER TOWN HAS THOSE NEW SPICY CHICKEN TENDERS!

Guttgupp
95
5 days ago

SAMIR YOURE BREAKING THE CAR!

TerrainIII
82
5 days ago

LISTEN TO ME SAMIR

smork16
12
5 days ago

Oh yes, spicy chicken tenders!

Loljebeck
3
5 days ago

Lmao thank you

NABODEH
3
5 days ago

RAMIREZ used POCKET KNIFE!

It's highly effective!

Nightstalker98
76
5 days ago

THATS HOW YOU RUN THE COURSE!

Mr-Sister-Fister21
95
5 days ago

JUST SWITCH TO THE OTHER WEAPON! ITS FASTER THAN RELOADING!

Kurtch
58
5 days ago

YOUR FRUIT-KILLING SKILLS ARE REMARKABLE!

C-Loz
31
5 days ago

SHOTGUN KNEES

YupYupDog
4
5 days ago

ARROW TO THE KNEE!

Wait....

skilledfool599
15
5 days ago

Why are you using an awp just pull out you pistol

The_Brawl_Witch
16
5 days ago

because i can't fucking aim

HoNe5tLy_5aRcAsT1c
5
5 days ago

CROUCHING WILL INCREASE YOUR HIP FIRE ACCURACY!

mDanielson
12
5 days ago

Shoot a knife at them! It's faster than switching guns

KnowsItToBeTrue
9
5 days ago

How'd a Muppet like you pass selection?

TheSilversky64
2
5 days ago

gunshot noise

VivaLaVita555
64
5 days ago

KNOIF THE WO'AHMELON

sudo_systemctl
22
5 days ago

SWITCHING TO YOUR SIDEARM IS OFTEN FASTER THAN RELOADING

deathbychipmunks
14
5 days ago

AIM DOWN YA SIGHTS!

TheZiomBgamer
40
5 days ago

Accidentally flashbangs himself while trying to beat record, forcing me to restart for the 15th time

siraweed
14
5 days ago

i was just replaying this masterpiece. i got 12 seconds on the f.n.g

PingPlay
2
5 days ago

Damn, and I was impressed with myself for beating the IW record lol.

das_olof
2
5 days ago

Fission mailed, we'll get 'em next time

AngeryTwingo
2
5 days ago

RAMIREZ DO THIS RAMIREZ DO THAT

XDZeusXD
2
5 days ago

LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED

insoucianc
2
5 days ago

...why doesn’t she put apply the eye shadow higher up on her eyelid so it’s visible...?

[deleted]
3224
5 days ago

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TayWu
999
5 days ago

Only if they're monolidded which is not all Asians

[deleted]
816
5 days ago

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Shitty_IT_Dude
450
5 days ago

You're the whitest Asian that I know.

unfinisheddraft
384
5 days ago

I'm not the whitest though. There's Asians out there who wear birkenstocks and compost.

_Nick_2711_
410
5 days ago

So you don’t even excel at being white; you’re comfortable with your mediocrity.

That’s the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.

unfinisheddraft
67
5 days ago

I consider myself an underachiever on the path of least resistance. :)

AdorableCartoonist
25
5 days ago

Did your grandma yell at you a lot in a language you couldn't speak but understood?

unfinisheddraft
69
5 days ago

A lot? No, because I'm American and I understand that I can leave the room if someone is yelling at me.

AdorableCartoonist
66
5 days ago

Fuck, you're completely white.

[deleted]
70
5 days ago

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jpp01
47
5 days ago

Funny thing is when you're in an Asian country, this is exactly how they talk to you.

Having lived in China for a decade I can tell you this is exactly what happens. And this is a really toned down version.

edgestander
52
5 days ago

My FIL lives in Thailand and Singapore and is married to a Thai woman. My wife is about 5'10" and pale white. I would call her thin, but some curves. Certainly not fat. When she is in Thailand they call her pale, fat, giant ect. At the school she worked at she said one lady would always offer her, her leftover lunch because "you so big and you eat so much". She also said they always want her to sing karaoke when she goes to the bar. They are always shocked when she speaks Thai. I mean I think we should all try to be culturally sensitive, but it is fairly natural for people to be curious about people who are different, and oftentimes people say something and have no frame of reference personally for how the other person will interpret it.

Edit: also people are just racist and xenophobic, but that is not exclusive to white people.

shitty-cat
19
5 days ago

I’ve recently learnt some cultures don’t think it’s rude to inform someone that they’re fat.. or if they look tires to say “get some rest, you look like shit” is somehow coming from the heart lol. People are fuckin strange

Fap_Left_Surf_Right
2
5 days ago

I think hypersensitivity is more the issue than “xenophobia” (they’re definitely not afraid) or racism. These are just words people vomit out whenever they aren’t treated exactly the way they want to be.

My Chinese dry cleaner would make fun of me for being fat all the time. And she’d continually be confused I was unmarried. Not exactly “nice” by American standards.

When I didn’t show up for a week she called me cell to ask if I was okay. When she learned I had knee surgery she offered to pickup my clothes, wash them, and deliver backto me. Or if I was hungry and needed food.

When I healed and went back she was right into the fat jokes and non-married musings. She’s not xenophobic or racist or whatever other hate words people scream to make themselves victims. She just had a different culture where that type of thing ISNT getting panties in a bunch. She certainly went out of her way when she didn’t have to.

relevant__comment
3
5 days ago

Married to chinese woman. As a black man, it comes hard, and comes from all angles. The biggest difference is that a lot of the “questions and observations” are of genuine curiosity. They don’t get black Americans a lot over there.

jpp01
2
5 days ago

Oh boy, have a mate from Brooklyn, is black.

The weirdest conversation I had to witness was one where a young Chinese dude wouldn't believe him that he was from America. Like Americans were all white people, of course. And proceeded to try to get him to admit he was really from Africa.

YourphobiaMyfetish
15
5 days ago

It can be funny while also making you think twice about how you treat people.

[deleted]
3
5 days ago

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ModYokosuka
3
5 days ago

You must be fun at parties.

Australienz
2
5 days ago

This is a spambot guys. Please report it.

Jacoman74undeleted
5
5 days ago

I don't think it is. It's a 2 month old account that only posts comments, they're relevant comments, and there have only been like 10.

_Nick_2711_
2
5 days ago

It was actually specifically about you

Oobutwo
2
5 days ago

Spot on 👌

NoOnesCoolerThanMe
2
5 days ago

Lmfaooooo that’s fucking great

phantompoo
33
5 days ago

Everyone should be partaking in Birkenstock and compost. It’s the way forward.

pukesonyourshoes
48
5 days ago

I'll try the Birkenstocks, but I draw the line at wearing compost.

Seventytwo129
6
5 days ago

Saves on trash bill and my birks are the second most comfortable pair of foot wear I own.

MysteriousMoustache
9
5 days ago

What’s the most comfortable shoe you own? Cause my birks are pretty damn comfy.

deathcabscutie
7
5 days ago

I’m not the person you asked, but my Sanuks are super comfy. I’m not sure I could choose between them and Birks.

PINEAPP1E_PIZZA
3
5 days ago

I have Sanuks and I really wanted to like them. My usual size was way too small and isnt streching. The next size up stretched out and is too loose. The bigger size was the hemp material and I think it may have lost its shape too easy. Should probably try the smaller size in hemp but I dont want to buy a 3rd pair.

sztormy
4
5 days ago

Olukai is life

AerThreepwood
3
5 days ago

My work boots are mine, interestingly. My Air Forces or 574s are probably second, though.

Seventytwo129
2
5 days ago

My fire boots. Whites Smokejumpers that have been worn heavily for two years. Like walking on clouds.

BA_lampman
2
5 days ago

Famn, those are not cheap. Looks worth it, though.

shitty-cat
3
5 days ago

Aye vato, we need to know what your #1 comfy shoe is lol

saltycookie123
12
5 days ago

Try living in Vancouver:

Composting is municipally mandated, and Birkenstocks may as well be

coofzilla
2
5 days ago

...what is composting?

PepperidgeFarms
2
5 days ago

it's where you shit in a garden and put trash on top

saltycookie123
2
5 days ago

In Vancouver the city gives each household a mini-trashbin, only you out your food scraps inside! It's really easy and intuitive to integrate into your daily routine

GuidedByMonkeys
13
5 days ago

Birkenstocks and Compost is one of my favorite sitcoms from the 90's.

FappingPedant
2
5 days ago

Yeah, Darma and Greg was great.

Florid43
10
5 days ago

I know one like that, his parents speak no english, and own a nail salon but he’s a frat bro.

unfinisheddraft
8
5 days ago

Hey I know one like that too. He my cousin.

mangarooboo
3
5 days ago

They shouldn't be wearing compost

itsmyjam12
2
5 days ago

I’m Asian, I’ve been contemplating whether to buy a pair of Birkenstocks or not. I guess those sandals are a pretty white person thing eh?

Seventytwo129
4
5 days ago

No way dude. Brown boy here with a pair. I recommend them to everyone. My white girlfriend got me into them but that’s neither here nor there.

itsmyjam12
2
5 days ago

Are they good for long walks? They don’t really fall apart too easily right?

Seventytwo129
3
5 days ago

I don’t know they’re stock personally but I know there’s many different types of birks so whatever fits your style. Mine are open toed and I take them everywhere I can. As long as you maintain them and don’t trash them they should last you a long time. My gf and I have had our pairs for five years now and there’s no sign of damage. One of her pairs did get snatched by our dog and taken outside and sat in rain for a few days. The shoe is fine but the sole is trashed and needs to get replaced. Easy fix but we’re broke. Other than that I would prefer them for long walks. They form to your feet really nicely.

Kenneth_The-Page
2
5 days ago

Yo thats me, but I'm more redneck than hipster white

1mikeg
2
5 days ago

But what are your feelings about a BLT on white bread with extra mayonnaise?

PopInACup
2
5 days ago

You know my wife?

Deeliciousness
2
5 days ago

Wearing compost? That's a little extreme for my tastes.

xtralargerooster
2
5 days ago

I see you know Paul the Asian as well... 😎

point5_2B
1
5 days ago

Huh where I live composting is a mega East Asian activity.

Seventytwo129
1
5 days ago

What if I’m brown and wear Birkenstock and compost?

Bobby_Bouch
2
5 days ago

Clayton Bigsby? That you?

Seventytwo129
1
5 days ago

White Power!! /s

chazzing
1
5 days ago

They wear compost?

[deleted]
1
5 days ago

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unfinisheddraft
2
5 days ago

You can do whatever you want if she's willing. She likes black guys and has a baby though so good luck.

Spline_reticulation
6
5 days ago

Fully Americanized! One of us, one of us!

akatherder
5
5 days ago

This got me thinking of stereotypes and I don't think I've ever seen an Asian hillbilly rural-American.

toaster925
16
5 days ago
wrekd
3
5 days ago

That is really interesting. Thanks for sharing.

heathens_rise
2
5 days ago

I was expecting this https://youtu.be/5vdmDB6DmCE

IWTLEverything
2
5 days ago

This was the exact video I was thinking of.

kaolin224
15
5 days ago

I'm good friends with a guy from school who's half Filipino, half White but looks like a Mexican. Dark brown skin, thick black hair, and a round face.

He was born and raised in rural Charlotte and spoke with a southern twang. It was the weirdest thing when you first heard it.

We all died laughing during a group project where we lambasted his shitty illustrations for our presentation.

He stood up and said, "Ah'm not gonna group with y'all no more. Y'all suck. "

NikkiMen2a
8
5 days ago

There was an Asian family in my rural area that raised buffalo for meat. Apparently the father went to prison for illegal, unsafe, meat processing. Mom moved to the city and left the teenagers living in the house until they sold it. Only reason I know this is because we were purchasing a home at the time and had looked at their property.

hemeny123
4
5 days ago

I do some handyman work for an Indian guy that was born and raised in north georgia that goes by Jay but the name in his email ,which was my first communication with him, is Sanjay. Imagine my surprise when I call him and he sounds like a good-ole-boy southern dude.

plexxonic
2
5 days ago

Come to Florida.

GenocideSolution
2
5 days ago
-Bobson_Dugnutt-
5
5 days ago

Whitest Asians U Know sounds like a spin-off series waiting to happen.

Shitty_IT_Dude
2
5 days ago

HBO, here is the next big hit! Don't let D&D write it though.

Statistical_AnalCyst
104
5 days ago

Nobody:

u/unfinisheddraft: I have a 2.8 gpa, an average penis, don’t eat dogs, can only speak English, and drive the speed limit

unfinisheddraft
29
5 days ago

Nobody:

Also me: I can drink a liter of water from a straw through my nose.

What other trivial, borderline too personal information can I give you about my life

Code_star
7
5 days ago

I don't want a large farva I want a liter of water from a straw through my nose

Statistical_AnalCyst
2
5 days ago

Can you actually drink through your nose?

unfinisheddraft
21
5 days ago

Yeah it's pretty easy. You know how when you're swimming and you unexpectedly breathe in through your nose and it really hurts?

Well I found out in the 8th grade while trying to impress some girls (it worked, but they weren't sexually impressed, more like "I have a retarded friend" impressed) that if I used a straw and paced slowly, I could drink water painlessly. It's like swallowing mucus at that point.

Mondayslasagna
8
5 days ago

It's like swallowing mucus at that point.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

FrostSalamander
1
5 days ago

You do it everytime, you just don't notice it

Statistical_AnalCyst
1
5 days ago

Dang that’s wack I didn’t know that was actually possible

Moglorosh
7
5 days ago

Nobody: asked for a shitty Nobody meme.

Statistical_AnalCyst
12
5 days ago

Really? I actually like the Nobody format, especially because it’s applicable here lol

SuperSMT
2
5 days ago

It's okay, except it's nonsense grammatically

ZaLaZha
19
5 days ago

My name is yoshikage kira. I'm not like other Asians. I'm not good at math, I'm a safe and responsible driver; maybe a little slow, if you consider driving the speed limit slow. I Love dogs platonically not edibly, English is my first and only language, my penis is average, and I graduated college with a 2.8 GPA.

GENIUUS
1
5 days ago

Is that a

airblizzard
3
5 days ago

The Asian version of /r/notlikeothergirls

Duck_auto_correct
13
5 days ago

Edit: it looks like the post was removed, but it was just a guy joking about how he's not like other Asians because he sucks at math, gets mediocre grades, has an average sized dick, and doesn't eat dogs. It was pretty amusingly worded but seemed unnecessary.

I'm sorry but these things always annoy me because you're just being part of the problem. By trying to point out how unlike other Asians you are, you're just reinforcing that the stereotype exists and how much you want to distance yourself. But truthfully, we're all individuals. I like to speed but I consider myself a good driver, I've never eaten dog and eating dog is considered taboo even in Korea, despite my pale complexion I don't turn red when I drink alcohol, but I was actually good at math in school while my parents weren't.

It's fun to make jokes about our stereotypes in America because it's a camaraderie thing since we experience so much of it here. It doesn't mean we blindly agree or think of ourselves as the same. Most of my Asian friends are from different countries with different cultures so I've really broadened my knowledge and understanding of different lives. It's not like some weird, uniform Asianness.

unfinisheddraft
6
5 days ago

you're just being part of the problem

What's the problem?

By trying to point out how unlike other Asians you are, you're just reinforcing that the stereotype exists and how much you want to distance yourself.

That sounds like projection to me. I don't want to distance myself. I wish I was closer. I'm not speaking rash, absentminded racism. This is anecdotal. I grew up with Asian people. My entire community is Asian, but I never fit in. I see sexism deeply rooted in my culture, I'm annoyed by the abrasiveness with which we communicate, and the absence of our self-awareness when it comes to out emotions. Still. I wish I had something to talk about. I wish I could keep up with all of my friends who went on to study STEM related fields while I stayed in journalism because I was decent enough at writing. Life would be much simpler. I wish I wasn't cursed with this feeling that I don't belong here. I wish I did.

And stereotypes do exist. It's just that more often than not they're correlative and not causative.

Duck_auto_correct
7
5 days ago

The problem of not being treated as an individual in America (I can't speak for other countries as I only know the experience here). A lot of times, I'm just assumed I'm just like every other Asian person. I'm proud of my background and will gladly discuss my family's culture, but it can be tiring to explain that I'm not Japanese for instance, that we don't actually eat dog, etc.

Not everything is projection, which is frustrating because so many relationship threads on reddit just assume people are projecting but I think things are more nuanced than that. I grew up wanting to distance myself when I was a kid so I very well understand the feeling when other people say it, but I've grown to really enjoy embracing the parts that make up who I am as a whole.

I did not grow up in an Asian community so on the flip side, I grew up not belonging because of how not white I was. I had tons of friends, it was just pointed out constantly how different I was. When I went to Asia, my family would joke about how whitewashed I was. So I definitely understand the weirdness of feeling like you just don't exactly fit in anywhere. I finally went into more diverse communities when I went to college. So now I know a lot of my Asian friends feel that too, you just have to find the people who understand.

There are so many who find they are treated differently because of their Asian face, but they don't feel internally any different from a white American since they grew up with American values. But then they also feel distanced when they go visit their parents' home country. I think it's a very common feeling of being born to immigrant parents.

Most of my Asian friends didn't even go into STEM. There are so many that went on to study art, fashion, music, philosophy, etc. They still feel the burden of disappointment of not becoming a doctor like many strict Asian parents wanted. But I feel that's not that too different from many American parents that also desire their children to go STEM.

I don't know where I'm getting at anymore. Just that when someone from your own stereotypical group talks about how different they are from their peers, it feels like it's more reinforcing that the stereotype is always correct and that person is an outlier. But you're not an outlier because we're all individuals too. Stereotypes exist, but it shouldn't be a reason to assume a similar group of people all have the same traits or values.

tremens
9
5 days ago

Can you breakdance though.

unfinisheddraft
21
5 days ago

No. But I often lack self-awareness and speak louder into my phone than is necessary in public spaces.

deuseyed
5
5 days ago

You should 100% do an AMA so we can go ask you questions

TapedGlue
9
5 days ago

if you consider driving the speed limit slow

Holy shit be a little more liberal with the gas pedal buddy

Amish_guy_with_WiFi
1
5 days ago

Driving the speed limit is fine with me, just dont camp in the passing lane.

venividiavicii
7
5 days ago

maybe a little slow

But that's the stereotype!

Rocketpanteer
3
5 days ago

He's an average Asian.

Just a normal guy of Asian persuasion.

Clorst_Glornk
1
5 days ago

Thank you, sometimes I forget that Mad TV wasn't just some weird dream I had a long time ago

NeverPostsJustLurks
3
5 days ago

I'd argue that driving slow IS the most Asian thing ever. FOB Asians are known for driving slow and extra cautious to the point of being dangerous by being hesitant/unsure, illegally courteous(waving someone who got the the stop sign after you to go first, stopping in the right of way to let someone turning left go across traffic). Also, cruising at the speed limit or pacing the cars next to them in the left lane.

The other side of the coin are Asians that still have the mentality of being back home, driving like maniacs with little regard for anyone, making lane changes with the assumption the person next to them will do the right thing to avoid a collision. But I think they are much more rare than your typical "drive the speed limit, left lane, in my 2004 Toyota corolla/camry/sienna and put 50% into my IRA so I can retire at 75" Asians.

Source: Half Asian that was luckily taught how to drive by my white parent

unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

I'm not overly cautious. When I'm approaching an intersection, I pre-emptively observe the order of the lights so I know when it's safe to proceed. I don't take more time than I need to in order to make maneuvers, and I'm courteous to let people pass and give people room.

I just got into a motorcycle accident two years ago so I no longer see the point in speeding to red lights.

BB8_PeePeeTape
1
5 days ago

Honestly im tired of having to explain away stereotypes, if i have to say these things im leaving, chances are they don’t see me as their equal.

Edit: to your comment below, hey i used to think like you do now, but on the flip side, you are tolerating ignorant bullshit which happened to be the status quo in a lot of places, in my experience, even abroad in other continents, usually when someone treats you with ignorance and has no interest in expanding their knowledge or worldview (so unlike the Oregon coffee shop lady, nor your implication that i am that sensitive to micro-aggressions) then other than solely for the purpose of understanding ignorance, i don’t see a good reason to continue with people who behave that way. You are just validating ignorant beliefs and behaviour. East Asians being from collectivist cultures tend to tolerate it too much IMHO. And just the amount of people reacting negatively to us asserting our own rights to be treated as equals is proof. Why we sleeping on our own right to assert ourselves as individuals and not a monolith ill never know.

unfinisheddraft
11
5 days ago

Idk I used to think this way too, but in my experience it just limits the people you're comfortably exposed to. I see it as people trying to conversation, but they lack exposure as well.

A lady in Eugene, Oregon walked up to me at a bar and said, "I noticed you were some type of Oriental. I'm a writer, and I was wondering if you could tell me the story of your people."

I could have pulled my phone out, started recording, gave her some attitude, and I'd have been a viral FB video and the whole internet would be on my side. Maybe it's conflict avoidance, but I just feel like if you give people a little more time, you can harvest some memorable moments with them. Moments that trump the initial tension of unfamiliarity.

MN_Lakers
6
5 days ago

Oh Eugene.... This place is such a shit show at times.

throughthelandandsea
6
5 days ago

I mean...her wording there was truly terrible and I'd be a little appalled tbh but because you gave her the benefit of the doubt, she learned something. (I'm assuming you sat down and talked with her? It's not clear there.) Those moments are kinda everywhere there are cultural etc. differences though. So many people just assume the worst that when someone is asking a genuine question, especially on the internet where it's hard to tell tone, it gets twisted around into a -phobic remark so it checks the boxes on the conditions their views set on objective reality.

What you did there, letting that slide, that's how people learn about other people. And that builds stronger diverse communities than anything I've ever seen someone scream through a megaphone about. My whiteness might be showing here; I just feel that it's great to be angry because anger can really change things, but it's better to learn about your neighbour. Because then they, too, learn about you.

WhoEvenReadsThese183
2
5 days ago

but do you have a tiger mom

duskng
2
5 days ago

You sir, are a banana! 🍌

methofthewild
3
5 days ago

Haha, my brown friends and I who grew up in the UK call ourselves coconuts. Bananas are still kinda yellow on the inside tho.

duskng
2
5 days ago

The other option is a twinkie and people generally don't like calling themselves that since it means other things!

toaster925
3
5 days ago

This is the saddest comment

BB8_PeePeeTape
2
5 days ago

Imagine living somewhere where you have explain that you are not the exact same person as billions of other people. How ignorant is that. This is why i kinda want to fuck off Reddit for good.

toaster925
1
5 days ago

The internalized self hate in his comment is so depressing. News flash bro, just about every marginalized minority hate themselves and want to distance themselves from their own race to assimilate to whiteness. You’re actually not special.

BB8_PeePeeTape
3
5 days ago

This entire thread bro. tolerating waay too much micro aggressions, and inviting of personal boundary violations. For what? The same benefit of the doubt locals get. Worth it for your dignity? Up to you. Inb4 all the non Asians telling Asians that they should give ignorant bullshit a chance.

broadened_news
1
5 days ago

Question

unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

Shoot

FictionalLightbulb
1
5 days ago

same but with the same shitty key and peele joke. a-aron.

Lychee_Bubble_Tea
1
5 days ago

Jesus Christ are you me?

memeticmachine
1
5 days ago

look at mr. average penis over here

Lychee_Bubble_Tea
2
5 days ago

Lookin up size averages while sweating bullets

methofthewild
1
5 days ago

Do you turn bright red after drinking even the smallest bit of alcohol though? Even the whitest of my Asian friends do. Even the half asian/white ones.

unfinisheddraft
2
5 days ago

Nope. I'm a brown Asian. So even when I'm shitfaced unless it's really really hot. Like a summer night. But that's everybody.

clawdeeuhh
1
5 days ago

I started reading your comment thinking you were a girl and got really confused at the penis part

WhatTHeFckIsgoingON
1
5 days ago

Damn man I would consider the math thing to be a positive

aa17935
1
5 days ago

Do you have proof of being average? For science that is.

unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

You gonna have to trust me on this one dawg. Women aren't disappointed, but they aren't pleasantly surprised either.

aa17935
1
5 days ago

You are banned from r/BigAsianCock

unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

Good, I don't need to make myself self-conscious.

vegetaman3113
1
5 days ago

Oh Mr. Bigshot with your average sized penis

unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

Nobody who's anybody has ever bragged about being average.

vegetaman3113
1
5 days ago
Whatamianoob112
1
5 days ago

Why’re you getting all defensive? OP didn’t say anything to even remotely resemble this type of QQ

unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

I'm not getting defensive. I saw it as an opportunity to write a funny post. Don't read into too much. I didn't put that much thought into it.

Whatamianoob112
1
5 days ago

Ah I had assumed this was the “OP is racist” comment.

Apologies

TrueRadicalDreamer
1
5 days ago
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5 days ago

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unfinisheddraft
1
5 days ago

I fucking wish I did. I have a $700 Yamaha Studio keyboard collecting dust in the corner of my room.

All of my Asian friends are super diligent and practice things for hours a day. I wish I had the patience. I like smoking pot too much and thinking about trivial things all day. I spend too much time loitering in existence.

dratthecookies
1
5 days ago

Oh so you're saying you're a person and not a stereotype? How revolutionary.

badpunforyoursmile
1
5 days ago

I'm getting some serious dejavu here

TayWu
5
5 days ago

Yeah same I've seen this gif with the same comments like 4 times now 😂

CitizenPremier
1
5 days ago

I have had an Asian woman explain eyelids to me before, but I still don't understand it.

lydocia
1
5 days ago

I am and I'm not Asian.

supportbrah
620
5 days ago

I’m Asian brah and I don’t think what you said was offensive. You were merely pointing out that different facial structures require different techniques, which is pretty much the truth lol just like different surfaces require different strokes or application of whatever medium you’re using ... that’s how I read it anyway.

WallyReflector
295
5 days ago

Last time I was in SE Asia I literally saw billboards advertising eyelid plastic surgeries everywhere.

Pointing out or commenting on differences is not racist. Even jokes about those differences are not racism. Treating people like shit because they are different...that's what racism is.

fizikz3
166
5 days ago

yep.....people really have overdone this whole... "you MENTIONED RACE? that's RACIST!" like..no. not at all. racism requires you to discriminate based on race, not merely point it out.

ataraxic89
42
5 days ago

Be careful saying that can get you ostracised.

The most annoying thing about the "everything is racist" mentality is it completely robs us of the social tools to point out and fight real racism.

Gnash323
22
5 days ago

Not only is not racist to point out differences in this kind of discussion, it can raise interesting points to educate people. Also, being colourblind to race is ironically racist. How are we going to solve the problems of discrimination if we can't even mention race? I mean, only someone not bothered by racism can say that race doesn't matter.

orokami11
21
5 days ago

Agree with this so fucking much. People are so triggered when it comes to race. I sometimes get downvoted to shit and get called racist because I mention a race. It's so ridiculous.

I swear I had someone questioning me "Was it really necessary to add the race in your story? Stop being racist"

Throwwaway55
16
5 days ago

That's because people ALL THE TIME people, myself included, say things like, "There were 2 black guys who we talked to" or whatever and the story has literally NOTHING to do with them being black. In those stories you would never mention if they were white. It is often coming from a place of less overt racism, as the real reason race is being mentioned is often to legitimize feelings of fear, anxiety or some other emotion tied to that race. The source of those feelings is derived from judgements about race. For example, recently I had some guys who were black walking around my apartment and come knock on my door and hesitantly open it. I thought I was getting robbed. Is this a reasonable conclusion? To some degree, yeah the way they were looking around was a bit suspicious and they started opening my door before I got to it. They turned out to be super nice dudes, very apologetic. My landlord was showing them an apartment in the building, had given them directions to my apartment and told them to come right in. Completely understandable and I helped them get to the right apartment. I may have been concerned regardless of their race, but had they been white maybe my assumption would have been they were a plumber or electrician coming to service an apartment or any number of other feasible conclusions. There are all kinds of assumptions I could have made, but I assumed they were bad and when I told that story later to people I knew, I wanted to mention they were black because it justified the fear I felt. That's literally the definition of racism, to make judgments about someone based on their race. Introspection can undo the latent racism we all are taught and prevent us from perpetuating it in others.

ScaryFucknBarbiWitch
3
5 days ago

Perfect explanation!

i_am_not_piet
2
5 days ago

Racism is the next level where you make a value judgement or behave differently toward someone based on their race.

How is this different from discrimination?

Edit: I missed this part:

Discrimination is just observing or acknowledging differences.

I’m not sure where you’re from, but that’s not the definition of discrimination that I know.

Noctudeit
3
5 days ago

The word "discrimination" has come to be synonymous with "racism" in common useage, but they technically have different meanings. "Discrimination" as I said is simply observing or acknowledging differences. It doesn't even have to be about people. An astute birdwatcher can discriminate between a lark and a wren. This doesn't mean they like one more than another, just that they can observe and acknowledge the difference between them. It doesn't even have to be about living things. Astronomers discriminate types of stars.

Human brains are wired to observe differences, this is not necessarily bad. The bad part is how some people act on those observations.

i_am_not_piet
5
5 days ago

From Wikipedia:

Discrimination consists of treatment of an individual or group, based on their actual or perceived membership in a certain group or social category, "in a way that is worse than the way people are usually treated".

While you’re right that the word “discrimination” could be used in observing differences, within the context of this conversation, that definition does not apply.

If multiple definitions of a word exists, context is used to determine which definition of a word applies.

Geminel
2
5 days ago

Sorry, but what you're talking about here is akin to 'Race Realism' and it's completely wrong.

'Race' is a social construct, just like gender, which we apply to people based on purely cosmetic and social attributions. There is a regional component to genetics, due to the fact that people don't generally travel hundreds of miles to fuck, which can make those cosmetic traits seem exclusive to certain 'nations' or 'peoples', but they're not.

The heritability of characteristics like intelligence and athletic ability is meaningless when contrasted against the social impacts a person experiences throughout their developmental stages.

Beezleboobz
12
5 days ago

How dare you differentiate between skin colors, you racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, anaphylactic, anemic, diabetic, systemic, catholic, domestic, majestic, athletic—

tbl44
12
5 days ago

Woah athletic? Let's at least stay realistic here

BA_lampman
3
5 days ago

That's pretty sad. Don't mess with your soul windows...

throughthelandandsea
3
5 days ago

Yeah those surgeries made me sad when I first learned about them. Natural Asian eyes are so beautiful.

aeneasaquinas
2
5 days ago

Hell, even MASH covered that almost 50 years ago.

Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye - Pretty sure anyway.

veggiesama
3
5 days ago

I love MASH but I watched the first episode the other day and Trapper calls their black surgeon bunkmate a "spear chucker" while he's asleep. What a weird moment.

On further research, there's a lot more to this character than I thought. I guess he plays a bigger role in the movie and novel, neither of which I saw. The show definitely hits progressive issues in interesting and unique ways that are still extremely relevant today.

Anyway, I usually stick with the seasons where Hunnicutt shows up. Never liked Trapper much. He comes off like Rodney Dangerfield but like even more of a dick.

aeneasaquinas
2
5 days ago

Yep, he was from the novel. They removed him after the first 5 or 6 episodes though. Trapper is a bit of a dick sometimes, but Blake is entertaining, as is Frank. I prefer seasons with Winchester overall, and I like Klingers development.

Hev60
2
5 days ago

I was trying to describe our (African-American) waitress to my MIL one day, I said she was the girl with hair pulled up high, couldn’t really think of anything else to say so I said the black girl. Her reply “I don’t think we have to point that out”.. uhm, so what else could I say. It’s like walking on eggshells sometimes, never had trouble describing a person 30+ years ago.

[deleted]
2
5 days ago

You've got to zoom out to see it, the context or content of it isn't what they are calling offensive.

Pointing out in any way that there are biological or natural differences between groups of humans is what the 'anti-bigots' are claiming is offensive. They are especially hostile to natural differences because it is very difficult to explain natural differences in terms of nurture and oppression. They feel that even acknowledging natural differences is a dangerous thing that will give strength to bigots, so it cant be done. This is why you end up with people in the anti-bigot crowd saying stupid things like "there are no biological differences between men and women". This is the racial equivalent of that.

Nevermind that they are denying reality, it's 'offensive'.

Throwawayuser626
169
5 days ago

I’m not even Asian but I have very hooded eyes that do similar to this. Me and my Chinese friend joke about it because we often end up using the same Asian makeup tutorials.

UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart
66
5 days ago

Have you or your friend ever tried this mascara? I’ve used it for years, then my Korean friend tried it and freaked out over how long it made her lashes.

It makes these rubbery tubes that you can continue to layer until they are as long as you need. When they dry, they keep their form and don’t smudge, then you soak them off with warm water to remove.

My friend told me months later that all of the women in her family were using this $8 product now, instead of spending a fortune on more expensive brands. I’m curious if you’ve tried it!

Throwawayuser626
23
5 days ago

Oh my goodness no but I’ll have to give it a try!

UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart
6
5 days ago

Awesome! Spreading the good word!

Damaskediva
10
5 days ago

Thanks. I just ordered it.

UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart
5
5 days ago

Yay! Let me know how you like it after you try it. Spread the word to others who struggle with hidden lashes!

janicesmash
8
5 days ago

I've been using this stuff for years! Works great, I would definitely recommend it!

UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart
5
5 days ago

I hate using normal mascara when I don’t have this brand. It’s traumatic to remove that inky mess.

lucindafer
2
5 days ago

That made my lashes so clumpy!!!

UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart
3
5 days ago

You gotta work fast before it dries. You can’t really layer it after it starts to fully dry, and you can’t reapply it later in the day. It is definitely a different experience from regular mascara.

I used it on my pre-teen niece when she was a flower girl at my sister’s wedding, and she panicked when they started falling off in the shower that night. Poor kid thought her eyelashes were falling out!

lucindafer
5
5 days ago

That’s exactly what I did and I looked like I glued fly legs to my face. I tried applying it so many different ways because I really wanted to like this product but I kept getting the same result. I’m glad it works for you though!

UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart
3
5 days ago

😂 I love the visual

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5 days ago

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lucindafer
2
5 days ago

Like I said, I really wanted to like this product! I tried 2 different bottles with the same result. Maybe it just didn’t take to my lashes for some reason

Throwawayuser626
1
5 days ago

I actually don’t know. It’s been assumed that my family is Irish and Scandinavian.

xerobound
19
5 days ago

It's almost as if tribalism is a natural occurrence in homogeneous populations, and requires education and immersion to overcome the ignorance of naturally-formed biases. Education and immersion which, although more common than ever, is still too rare in many places.

BillieGoatsMuff
8
5 days ago

You must know all possible racist slang incase you accidentally use the wrong word or concept somewhere but there is no list because that is racist.

its_probably_a_tumor
3
5 days ago

Not being racist is a well known racist dogwhistle

BillieGoatsMuff
7
5 days ago

Omg lay off the racism there buddy it’s 2019 and we won’t tolerate it.

its_probably_a_tumor
2
5 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa did you just try and trick me into becoming a secret-racist by telling me not to be overtly racist - that's pretty not-racist dude, you should try to be more racist so people won't think you're a secret-hyper-racist

BillieGoatsMuff
3
5 days ago

Well that’s enough racism for me today. Good day

Bubbasticky
2
5 days ago

What if you hate racing? Like NASCAR or the Kentucky Derby?

RickSpanishhh
1
5 days ago

I love this comment, but its racist.

its_probably_a_tumor
4
5 days ago

But not saying anything at all would be even more racist so my explicit racism has counteracted my implicit racism making me an ideal post-racist-anti-racist-racist-race-realist TM

budline
95
5 days ago

Those 2 people have nothing better to do then ignore that there are in fact physical appearance differences between races.

ThracianScum
6
5 days ago

The only way it could be construed as racist is that he equated westerner to white, essentially.

budline
5
5 days ago

I feel like if I just say the word “black” I’m racist nowadays so whatever.

thrush77
2
5 days ago

Just yesterday I saw someone get called out for using "African-American" I don't know what to say anymore so I've stopped talking.

budline
14
5 days ago

In class this past semester I used the word “minority” and the teacher corrected me saying “we only use underrepresented here.” OKAY SO UH... MINORITY?

Aikidi
4
5 days ago

Underrepresented isn't accurate anyway. Women are underrepresented in many creative industries and they're not a minority.

skizzl3
8
5 days ago

I just say black because all black people are not of African descent and they're also not all American either. To me, describing someone's appearance by assuming to their heritage is almost ignorant, we don't call redheads Irish right? People who get butthurt over an accurate adjective are just trigger happy.

thrush77
2
5 days ago

I agree. If I was in a room full of black people and one white guy I'd say "The white guy" so I don't see a problem going the other way.

gniknosmirceht
2
5 days ago

No you’re not. You have to ignore the vocal minority at both ends and be somewhere in the middle and everything’s fine.

budline
2
5 days ago

No, I know I’m not, but I am graduating from law school today, and my school was extremely liberal. So liberal in fact it has pushed me to the middle (was more left before). The atmosphere makes it uncomfortable when you say the black word.

gniknosmirceht
3
5 days ago

Spend some time with a more diverse group of people. College made me the same way kinda. Going back into the real world made me more liberal.

LoonWithASpoon
8
5 days ago

I use products in the “ethnic hair” section of stores as a white person on my curls and they’re better than ever. Their hair is just usually coily and kinky as opposed to less curly styles.

TheDutchCanadian
7
5 days ago

Pardon my ignorance, but what is 'Yh'?

nyni
9
5 days ago

I thought it was a mistyped Oh but I’ve never seen yeah abbreviated. Nice new thing

heathens_rise
9
5 days ago

I've only seen it abbreviated as just Y. Dont really see the point in abbreviating such a small word.

TheBlueberryPirate
6
5 days ago

W t f d y j s t m??

flaim
4
5 days ago

"yeah"

RaisinHider
31
5 days ago

I don't know mate. Many of them don't have the same feature as this particular woman has

RoastingNoodles
32
5 days ago

How is this racist? Describing how two different races differ from one another is not racist. It's like saying "Collectively, African-Americans have a darker skin color than Asians" is racist.

ZeuxDelarge
2
5 days ago

Reddit 2019

AlohaWingapo
20
5 days ago

Native America monolid here - there are several different types of monolids:

“What Kind Of ‘Asian Eyes’ Do You Have?” https://youtu.be/wsNaBwrL9hg

Asian YouTubers often use eye makeup to make their eyes appear non-Asian...that’s a different conversation, but thanks for your candid thoughts on the subject. I don’t think you’re racist.

throughthelandandsea
5
5 days ago

This is such an interesting vid, thank you for linking it! :)

kingmanic
2
5 days ago

About half of all asians don't have the monolids which just means it's not accurate to say it's about looking non Asian. The ratio is lower in Korea or Japanese but it's not that rare to be asian and have double lids.

asiantugahoh
17
5 days ago

You got my vote. Ain't racist to me.

NixieStyx
15
5 days ago

My ethnicity is German-Japanese mix and I have to tailor my makeup to my eyes differently than both Asian and western makeup styles. For some reason my eyes are like half western looking and half Asian, but no monolid. Makes makeup tutorials loads of fun....😑

I also switch skin tones during the summer and winter thanks to this. I’m more yellow/gold in spring and summers and look more Asian but in winter I am pale AF and look totally white. I usually have to either buy 2 totally different colors and undertones or mix foundations. Thanks mom! 😂

throughthelandandsea
1
5 days ago

Hey! Someone else linked this video to me and it might be really helpful for you! What Kind of 'Asian Eyes' Do You Have? -Kento Bento

nomad80
12
5 days ago

You’re not racist for that. The trolls can fuck off

Reinmeika
11
5 days ago

How is it racist? Some Asian people have different eyelids than people of Western descent. Just like how white people may be more biologically/culturally inclined to be more heavy set/taller. It’s not racist to point out facts or your response to new information.

SleepinSnorlax
8
5 days ago

Not racist.

Source: chinese american

Yellowbird00
9
5 days ago

I'm Hispanic and have somewhat hooded lids. The trick is to look straight into a mirror with your eyes opened and draw the wing instead of looking down or tugging at your eye. Shit looks different with your eye closed than open

Dr_Bukkakee
7
5 days ago

You messed up by not putting “all white people are evil” at the end of your comment. Those are the magic words that protect you from being called a racist.

FetchingTheSwagni
8
5 days ago

Every night before bed, I whisper "All white people are evil" a few times, to keep the monsters away.

Dr_Bukkakee
5
5 days ago

And you’re still here so I see it’s working. Great job!

[deleted]
1
5 days ago

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Dr_Bukkakee
1
5 days ago

This guy gets it.

SubGeniusX
9
5 days ago

What you said should not be problematic at all, it's the same as acknowledging that black people have different hair care regiment/needs/requirements than white people.

PrevorThillips
9
5 days ago

Dude, woah, chill out with the rampant racism.

/s

Ruidan
4
5 days ago

Any time anyone mentions a non-white ethnicity in any context people shout racism. Nothing you said was racist you were just pointing out something, while completely fine, you’ve never stopped to think about.

LoonWithASpoon
3
5 days ago

They’re called /r/hoodedeyes

I have hooded eyes, born and raised in Louisiana. Mine are downturned, and there are people in South Africa that evolved with hooded eyes as well.

Ever since I learned this, everything I knew about eye makeup is a lie and I have to start all over.

throughthelandandsea
3
5 days ago

Yo, in case you haven't seen it you should look at this video here. It goes over all the differences and similarities between "Asian" and "Western" eyes in a really well-formatted, easy to digest way.

LoonWithASpoon
2
5 days ago

I actually have seen it! It’s a really great video and I wouldn’t have known without it

publicram
4
5 days ago

Lol fuck everyone that says this is racist it's an observation made in good faith. Your dumbass needs to get out some more.

jimmy_eat_womb
2
5 days ago

when everythings racist...

ProbablyANative
1
5 days ago

Everything is racist now

FetchingTheSwagni
4
5 days ago

That's pretty fucking racist of you to say, bud. Better watch your step.

ProbablyANative
3
5 days ago

Did you just assume my gender, pal? Shit I think I just did too.

FetchingTheSwagni
2
5 days ago

Wow. I can't believe you'd misgender me like that, I am actually a wood nymph.

rblue
2
5 days ago

I guess I never knew the eyelids did that. Huh…

She doesn’t really need makeup though.

Edit: monolidded / not all Asians I’ve learned.

karrierpigeon
2
5 days ago

There was a thread somewhere on reddit about the maintenance of black women's hair. It was a huge eye opener and really educational. Fun read.

orokami11
2
5 days ago

I'm Asian and have monolids like the girl in the video. Yes the same fucking thing happens to me if I ever put eyeliner. I don't wear makeup but sometimes just let my friends doll me up for the fun of it. I've only ever liked some eyeliner look and my makeup friends said I literally can't just put eyeliner like others because of the way my eyelids are. I have to put eyeshadow first and then eyeliner? Idk. But that's just how it is.

I mean, technically I CAN just put a ton of eyeliner until it's visible even with my eyes open, but that would be a WASTE of eyeliner and money, AND I'd look like a panda closing its eyes with my eyes closed! Just a huge black patch over them eyelids lol. Nothing about what you said is offensive, it's the truth...

botbotbobot
1
5 days ago

I'm white as hell and the way my eyelid folds means like 90% of the eye shadow I put on is invisible.

blowinbrowns
1
5 days ago

Lol if someone calls you racist for mentioning race on a video showcasing what you’re saying, they are butt holes

Jemeene25
1
5 days ago

Not racist at all lmao, trust me I'm Asian! 👍

daewonnn
1
5 days ago

Lol I'm Asian and it's not racist. It's a fact that a lot of Asians have monolids

cloudys2
1
5 days ago

I’m Asian and I have monolids and I don’t think this is racist to say. A lot of monolidded Asians do have to use different makeup techniques, but that goes for every type of eyelid/eye shape (eg hooded eyelids have different variations and each one needs its own technique). I have practiced makeup myself for a couple of years until I found a technique that works for me because all of the YouTube tutorials I’ve found online don’t work for me, even if it’s a monolid makeup tutorial.

throughthelandandsea
2
5 days ago

Check out this video. It might really help. It goes over all the differences and similarities between "Asian" and "Western" eyes in a really great way.

tenlin1
1
5 days ago

I have eyelids somewhere between hooded and monolids and lemme just say, there is nothing weirder than the experience of putting eyeshadow...not on your eyelid. Like I spent YEARS trying to figure out why everyone thought I was wearing black eyeshadow but NO they could only see my eyeliner.

SpiritualButter
1339
5 days ago

I always wear bold, winged eyeliner, I large round eyes and I think it looks great. One of my east Asian friends tried to do the same but it ended up like this ;-;

I felt so bad. BUT hooded eyes can have winged eyeshadow and it looks boss af

onenauticalgirl
347
5 days ago

I'm half Asian and I'm able to pull off bold winged liner without it creasing!

What's interesting is I know a lot of non-Asian peeps (even a lot of white people) with strongly hooded eyes who have trouble with liner as well.

Bethanyedilla
114
5 days ago

I have hooded eyes and because of this I avoid eye liner. It makes my eyes look squinty

MicrowavedMeals
70
5 days ago

i can only do thinnnnnnnnn liner. often is more trouble than its worth. also gotta blend eyeshadow to my fuckin brows n beyond it feels

[deleted]
3
5 days ago

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heckcookieyeah
6
5 days ago

Not the user u replied to but I have hooded eyes too. If I do the whole winged eyeliner shebang:

  • it looks too heavy,

  • because of the the skin surrounding the eye, the wing gets tucked in and insted of a sharp wing, it goes into a flabby curve shape (first pic) that doesn't look good,

  • no space left for eyeshadow which is half the fun of eye makeup.

With thin liner:

  • looks sharp and sleek,

  • saves lid space for eyeshadow,

  • very flattering and defines the eyes beautifully.

Amirx010
17
5 days ago

Yeah but if it’s like a sexy squint I’m all for it

deathcabscutie
39
5 days ago

Black woman with hooded eyes here. I envy lid space the way other people envy real estate.

SimplyHollieFace
21
5 days ago

I'm not Asian but my eyes are hooded and have been wearing winged eyeliner since I was like 14 (I'm nearly 20 now) I still find it hard to make it look good

NiltiacSif
12
5 days ago

The trick is to put the liner only on your lash line, super super thin. And draw the wing up after the crease of the hood, not across it. I also have really hooded eyes and wear winged eyeliner every day and it took me a long time to figure this out lol. Hope it helps.

Miss-Stargazer
2
5 days ago

I do this too!! It looks bomb.

xoTRVCox
2
5 days ago

Can we see a pic as an example? Gna try this method out

sunbear2525
3
5 days ago

I'm white and have an epicanthal fold at my eye corner. People associate it with being asian but it's a pretty common genetic trait in German people as well.

onenauticalgirl
2
5 days ago

I've noticed SO MANY European people with epicanthic folds, when I was younger I was surprised it's a popular trait no matter the ethnicity.

sunbear2525
2
5 days ago

I didn't like it when I was a kid because it was still different but I love it on my daughter (and now myself.)

caper1144
2
5 days ago

Lol. I’m a white dude and have no idea what you girls are going on about. Most you all look great without makeup.

[deleted]
32
5 days ago

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FreddyMercurysGhost
15
5 days ago

I have super deep set eyes too! The trick is to start at the outer corner and "flick" outwards, if that makes sense, then get as close to your lashline as possible on the lid. Basically, line your eyes in two separate steps, and make sure to keep them open and keep looking forward when you do.

Scars_and_Skulls
16
5 days ago

I’ve got super heavy/hooded eyes. The few times I tried mascara & eye shadow, my eye crease ate it completely. So none of that for me.

Lucky for me I found out I hate makeup lol

ChaseObserves
2
5 days ago

Username checks out lol

moriganne
2
5 days ago

I'm half Asian and my eyes do this weird thing where they're kinda hooded but not really. I have no idea how to do eye liner for them so I tend not to use it. I'm also just not great with makeup so that doesn't help either.

Admeral-Babe666
2
5 days ago

The trick to hooded eyes is to apply eyeliner while the eye is open

MicrowavedMeals
1328
5 days ago

im not mono-lidded but i have hooded lids and i know this pain

HYURJF
302
5 days ago

Same, I might as well not bother with eyeshadow either lol

ThatSquareChick
124
5 days ago

I’m not monolidded but I have giant eyeballs and my eyeshadow gets completely swallowed and smeared when I blink. They also leave dark shadows under my eyes. I don’t have bags or circles but the shadow of my mountainous eyeballs makes it look like I’ve never had enough sleep in my life.

I go to have professional makeup done even for a wedding and they’re all like “oh hey let’s do like a natural look for you, just a little liner and some lip gloss...” stupid Godzilla sized face destroying eyes. I’m gonna look like et when I’m old.

agonizedn
43
5 days ago

.... I really want a selfie

ThatSquareChick
157
5 days ago
FuckingSeal
47
5 days ago

I love this thread

fuuckimlate
14
5 days ago

I get the shadow thing but like eh what are you gonna do

rice-paper
2
5 days ago

You get 1 million points for bravery. Good on you. By the way I can’t tell from this picture but are you Sanpaku? Are you familiar with that term?

An0regonian
2
5 days ago

Isn't saying someone is sanpaku kind of insulting? I know I wouldn't to be accused of being either deranged or accident prone just due to some old superstition about eye whites, just sayin

ThatSquareChick
2
5 days ago

Everyone says I have old eyes, whatever that means. I HAVE lived a rather long, difficult life sometimes through my own bad decisions and sometimes through outside influence. My therapist says I have a good mask.

punktali
2
5 days ago

well there's plenty more than just selfies my friend..

Harterradi
16
5 days ago

Oh my God I don't know the last time I have laughed this hard, thank you so much hahahaha i was chuckling to myself while your selfie loaded- "I'm gonna look like motha-fuckin ET" then BAM hahahahah

punktali
2
5 days ago

going through history now to see "Godzilla sized face destroying eyes"

PediatricTactic
2
5 days ago

Please have your thyroid checked for Graves disease.

Sincerely, a doctor

ThatSquareChick
3
5 days ago

Side note: I am opening my eyes a bit in the above picture, they are not naturally open like that all the time. Extra side note: I have my thyroid checked twice a year because both my mom and grandma had to have theirs removed due to enlargement. Thank you for the concern though, it always makes me feel good about humanity.

MicrowavedMeals
2
5 days ago

nars primer might help with the smearing bit! i found it really helped me with creasing and smuding and fading!

MicrowavedMeals
2
5 days ago

“blend it to your eyebrows” they say “barely does anything” i say

aquasharp
71
5 days ago

I just do eyeliner and call it a day

WisestWiseman909
49
5 days ago

Once, a man pulled up into a gas station in the country, and asked the gas station attendant, "What are the people like in the next town up ahead?" The attendant said, "What were the people like in the town you just came from?" "Awful people," the man responded. "Rude, cold, hostile, abrupt, unfriendly. They wouldn't give me the time of day."

"Well," said the attendant, "I'm sorry to say it, but you're going to find exactly the same sort of people in the next town up ahead." A bit later, another driver pulled in, heading in the same direction as the first. "What are the people like in the next town up ahead?" the second man asked. The attendant said, "What were the people like in the town you just came from?" "Wonderful people," the second man responded. "Friendly, warm, helpful, patient, kind. They went out of their way to help a stranger." "Well," said the attendant, "I'm happy to tell you that you're going to find exactly the same kind of people in the next town up ahead."

Transviolet
10
5 days ago

Wait am I an idiot I don't get it

ChaseObserves
34
5 days ago

The concept is that wherever you go, your own mindset and attitude determine the types of interactions you’ll have with others. If you go into town in a bad mood and all grumpy, you’ll perceive every interaction as short, terse, and grumpy because you are making them that way. So you’ll continue to find “terrible people” in the next town because all you found were terrible people in the previous town. Same concept for positivity and being in a good mood.

Stormfly
16
5 days ago

It's completely nonsensical here though.

It makes no sense to be here unless it's just a random novelty account spewing unasked for advice and wisdom.

ChaseObserves
16
5 days ago

Well seeing as how the username is “WisestWiseman” that seems to be pretty much spot on.

Lunaus
61
5 days ago
op2mus_2357
198
5 days ago

No its not, it called me fat the other day.

jifener25
87
5 days ago

Google poisoned my crops and kicked my dog.

op2mus_2357
37
5 days ago

Don't forget Google is stealing all of our jobs too.

DrunkSpiderMan
11
5 days ago

They terk er jerbs

Semi-Auto-Demi-God
5
5 days ago

Duker der!

646f672069726c
34
5 days ago

Google poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

disturbedrailroader
23
5 days ago

It did?

646f672069726c
30
5 days ago

No, but are we just going to wait around until they do?

claytonamore11
7
5 days ago

I'll bring the pitchforks, you bring the torches.

D4nnyp3ligr0
7
5 days ago

Google turned me into a newt.

Planck_Dick
2
5 days ago

BURN IT!

TemporalTickTock
2
5 days ago

Google raped my horse and rode off on my wife

Lunaus
2
5 days ago

The post itself was already an explanation, and so was the comment they replied to. Instead of just repeating what others have already said I linked something that explained it better.

teddybearss
2
5 days ago

Thai girl has a monolid in the video. It’s where your inner eyelid isn’t visible, due to a large fold of skin. That’s the best way I can explain it aha. Her brow bone skin covers her eye lid and gives it the appearance of one large lid, instead of an eye lid and brow bone.

munchies1122
115
5 days ago

Lol bruh

twitchosx
4
5 days ago

With that dude, it's not "RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!" it's "RELEASE THE FAT!... shit, where did my dick go?"

undergrounddirt
37
5 days ago

What does this mean? I can’t even begin to guess

emnm47
46
5 days ago

The chub above his peen hides the peen when hanging flabby

sdhaja
15
5 days ago
Eilech
210
5 days ago

Me with my hooded eyes

chasethibs
76
5 days ago

I don’t have eyes

LucAlvim
52
5 days ago

hOw ArE yOu TyPiNg ThEn

DurianLongan
76
5 days ago

WiTh BrAiLlE, dUhHhH

Ambitious5uppository
68
5 days ago

Do eyes like that get smegma in the folds?

coolshadesdog
83
5 days ago

Please delete this comment please

eddy159357
16
5 days ago

Please

Bluesfire
14
5 days ago
srrynoideaforaname
6
5 days ago
Eilech
6
5 days ago

Of course

alt-of-deleted
1
5 days ago

I can't tell if you're joking

Eilech
3
5 days ago

I am

heathens_rise
3
5 days ago

I think the more PC term is eye cheese.

twitchosx
2
5 days ago

I sure hope so

NY10
147
5 days ago

Damn, she looks like she’s heartbroken 😞

lunatic4ever
81
5 days ago

you look like you are new to the internet

Demonram
8
5 days ago
I_am_a_Failer
38
5 days ago

This isn't the first time she's doing makeup ...

broccoli_meister
6
5 days ago

No shhhh she ded inside

TheSpaceKiddet
136
5 days ago

I'm a white Italian who has hooded eyes. Hooded eyes destroy souls regardless of race. Rip us all.

BeaglePuppy
38
5 days ago

Really? I always thought that hooded eyes were pretty.

TheSpaceKiddet
23
5 days ago

Well thank you for thinking so! It tends to drag your face down - at least ones like mine that are down turned. Kids at school used to say it was caveman-like. :(

I don't wear eyeliner for this reason typically lol. Just lots of mascara to make my lashes look plump.

BeaglePuppy
4
5 days ago

Well, I don’t wear makeup, so you’ve got one up on me!

vitrucid
3
5 days ago

I feel you, ner vod. I've got hooded eyes that turn down at the corners and my mouth naturally turns down at the corners, so I always look sad. I find that a lighter color eyeliner on just the lower lid plus a very small, darker upturned wing on the outer corners helps a fuckload but I'm too lazy to do it regularly lol.

LuminalSpoon
1
5 days ago

Unless you're a man

FibroRightNowBruh
2
5 days ago

There are men who wear makeup as well, soo.

Yeah.

Regretful_Attorney
5
5 days ago

Anything less is unacceptable.

T-51bender
13
5 days ago

She’s not Csian or Bsian, she’s Asian so anything less is unacceptable

Source: am Asian

WhatisAleve
89
5 days ago

ITT: people who don't know the difference between monolids and hooded eyelids.

AverageBubble
65
5 days ago

because who cares about eyelids.

what we really need is vocabulary about nostril shape

Azmik8435
19
5 days ago

Yea I didn’t even know this is how Asian’s eyes worked before I saw this… how could I have not known that??

veggiesama
18
5 days ago

They don't have sticky earwax either. It's dry and crumbly. My brother (white), living in Japan, couldn't find q-tips anywhere.

Kooopa1
16
5 days ago

Wait, I never knew people had sticky earwax. TIL

geiserp4
11
5 days ago

Wait, how?

Kooopa1
14
5 days ago

I have dry earwax, I tried using q tips but they always seemed clean after I use them. The most effectiv way to clean my earwax is using my pinky finger to scrap the stuff out with my nail

Dinglepussers
2
5 days ago

I just learned about it today on this post

ShittyWarlock
64
5 days ago

She knew

boomheadshot7
12
5 days ago
RedEgg16
2
5 days ago

It’s a thing omg

FlaminKeane
39
5 days ago

Am Asian, can relate

jo0jitsu
2
5 days ago

Same boat here

TraditionalAsia
24
5 days ago

Well at least she still has eyebrows. I recall when my wife had her eyebrows tattooed on as it was the fashion for Asians a few years back (they dont have much hair). I could not tell if she was angry or not as the eyebrows dont move like real eyebrows. Fashion trends and makeup in Asia is different to the West.

ArghSquared37
22
5 days ago

As a guy who knows almost nothing about make up, why cant we see it (the make up, not sure what its called) when she blinks?

beglue
35
5 days ago

Her eyes are hooded so when she opens her eye, the lid basically retracts into her eye socket

ArghSquared37
11
5 days ago

O so like a second eye lid is covering the first?

beglue
17
5 days ago

Kinda? More like the top of eye socket to eyebrow is covering the actual eye lid

delusionalstatistics
4
5 days ago

Since no one else has asked and I am still confused, why put makeup where no one can see it?

Rich_Comey_Quan
16
5 days ago

She didn't know that no one could see it before the video.

majestic_failure
5
5 days ago

Damn white people with their makeup tutorials.

lmqr
18
5 days ago

I think this looks great anyway, nicer than completely blackened-out eyelids, but hey she calls the shots

TayWu
70
5 days ago

I think she completely blacked them out so that it would be more clear what she was trying to show her eyelid went under

AcousticAtlas
2
5 days ago

She doesn’t actually darken her eyelid like that lmao.

I_hate_meself
15
5 days ago

This reminds me of a show where someone drew eyes on their eyelids to look like they're awake while sleeping. Can't really remember which exactly though..

IGiveNoFawkes
7
5 days ago

Also Strange Wilderness

ChaseObserves
2
5 days ago

That whole scene is freaking hilarious

ActualWhiterabbit
1
5 days ago

Or just wear glasses like Scott Novotny

Sheenty
12
5 days ago

I’ve seen this gif so many times....

Renegaines
9
5 days ago

Aaaaaand it's gone!

ImadeAnAkount4This
8
5 days ago

I love the look of, "well that was pointless"

prettyclueless1
7
5 days ago

Cant you just extend the makeup up to the part thats showing?

allygunz
30
5 days ago

You can, but you have to make sure you stare ahead at all times. No bllinking or looking down and exposing your eyelids because they will see the facade!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkfbGSBHoWi/?utm_source=ig_embed

mantrap2
7
5 days ago

And this is why some Asian women get plastic surgery on their eye lids. Thankfully most realize that's not required to be beautiful but some do.

qwertitties
4
5 days ago

why can't I stop watching this?

AlanDigiorno
5
5 days ago

Wasn’t this posted like a month ago???

MKAndroidGamer
5
5 days ago

Can someone explain?

Czar_Kazum
13
5 days ago

Her ethnic features on her face causes the part.of her eye that has makeup, to be hidden. The look on her face suggests she knew that but found it funny to share that its difficult for a girl with those features to do makeup.

osrsthief
6
5 days ago

This is so depressing her face omg:(

[deleted]
5
5 days ago

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SpiceEyes
2
5 days ago

How about some silver?

The_0bserver
4
5 days ago

I like monolids more than double eye-lids....

Kinda wish they didn't try to change that look. :(

Kumigi
5
5 days ago

As someone with a very hooded eye that has to follow korean makeup channels bc Western techniques don't work on my eyes, I know the struggle. My eyes are kinda Asian shaped too. Why bother using eyeliner if it'll cover all of my lid and eyeshadow will barely appear...

Lockdude
4
5 days ago

I like to think I'd start putting really inappropriate things on my eyelids that people could second guess they saw whenever I blinked.

sexyjesusshower
4
5 days ago
adelaida_b23
3
5 days ago

It be like that sometimes

Unixai
3
5 days ago

She went through a good 6 different facial expressions in record time

ItchyCerebellum
3
5 days ago

Can she hide drugs in there?

shadyshadok
3
5 days ago

Is she trying to type the konami code with her mouth?

micaylamaelynn
3
5 days ago

Her sad face makes me want to hug her and help her search for makeup techniques that may work better.

bluguy-85
2
5 days ago

Because you’re worth it

bob_in_the_west
2
5 days ago

Every time I see this I wonder why she didn't just keep going. Just needs to be higher than for others.

michael_kuhn21
2
5 days ago

Fuckin garage door

lbeat21
3
5 days ago

ohlookthisthreadagain.jpg

Amypon3
2
5 days ago

I watched this way too many times thinking she was adding on to it each time

teenyweenypeenie
2
5 days ago

She looks so genuinely defeated. Rip.

Cu5tin
2
5 days ago

This reminds me of the last time this was posted on this sub

s_lewisohn
2
5 days ago

Reee

Locreles
2
5 days ago

Whoa sweet repost 🤙🏽

liquiddank
2
5 days ago

This is at least the fifth time I’ve seen this been reposted

shhkashhka
2
5 days ago

My eyes do the same and I’m not even Asian, nor do I have monolids 👍

joeyl1990
2
5 days ago

That's homophobic

ebscoPOST
2
5 days ago

Asian foreskin

sshevie
2
5 days ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

aatamo
2
5 days ago

u could hide a jail key there and rescue ur homies from jail

tichuot287
2
5 days ago

Did she just kill herself? OP should tag NSFW for the video, mate

FuckingSlouch
2
5 days ago

My eyes aren’t that hooded and I’m white but eye liner and eye shadow is impossible. I can’t even wear mascara without it rubbing on my brow bone. I’m not sure where it originated from, but I heard it was called Mongolian eyes or something. I don’t know if it can be used for white people. My dad just calls it Scandinavian. Anyway yeah it sucks. I get called squinty eyed by a few people too.

PublicTrash
2
5 days ago

Alright I do not mean to be rude in any way, but is it harder to sleep for these people?

Channer81
2
5 days ago

I've never understood why Asian women are so obsessed with their top eye lid situation. They always looked fine to me.

Clark_Ent_
2
5 days ago

It’s like foreskin for the eyes.

lurk3rthrowaway
2
5 days ago

I thought she was going to get bumped and screw up her makeup, but now I'm sadder than I thought I would be :'/

DWMoose83
2
5 days ago

This was staged...

Yours_hobi
2
5 days ago

Monolid problems ay

dreevsa
2
5 days ago

Sorry

Legogamer16
1
5 days ago

Walk into the bathroom, chant some shit, come out with eyes closed

MortarionSanchez
1
5 days ago

Haha! It's funny, because it's true!

looperhacks
1
5 days ago
VredditDownloader
1
5 days ago

I also work with links sent by PM.

 


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todd282
1
5 days ago

As an Asian I agree

Neil-Ward
1
5 days ago

Ah kiba

Golden_Kappa123
1
5 days ago

ASIAN 100

pigtailpowah
1
5 days ago

Confused. When people are saying 'monolidded' are they referring to the epicanthic fold? Anyways, I have it on one eye, but not the other. Makes sense cause I'm mixed race? I dunno.

NotACat1040
2
5 days ago

Or you just have asymmetrical eyelids like me

jc00002
1
5 days ago

you learn something new everyday.

RegularWhiteShark
1
5 days ago

Holy shit. Never occurred to me before!

EmmalouEsq
1
5 days ago

I wish she would then show how she makes up her eyes using another technique.

StrangerBoi
1
5 days ago

Man what's up with the ultra 4k quality.

scottd90
1
5 days ago

Make sure to clean it right

6thNephilim
1
5 days ago

I know this feel

Eiventure
1
5 days ago

There was an attempt

Mission failed

BhinoTL
1
5 days ago

Ah the ole no eye lid Asian