a carp fish with a "human face"
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2025 comments
paolols
1 week ago
a carp fish with a "human face"
demoneyesturbo
6029
1 week ago

That explains the myths.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ningyo

dehehn
2450
1 week ago

Anciently, it was described with a monkey's mouth with small teeth like a fish's, shining golden scales, and a quiet voice like a skylark or a flute.

Oh cool.

Its flesh is pleasant-tasting, and anyone who eats it will attain remarkable longevity.

Oh of course they just eat it...

However, catching a ningyo was believed to bring storms and misfortune, so fishermen who caught these creatures were said to throw them back into the sea.

Oh cool.

Sounds like a fish that would fuck with Robert Pattinson.

ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW
1044
1 week ago

So if you eat it, you'll live forever, but it brings misfortune, so you'll have a long shitty life. Nice.

JohnnyDarkside
309
1 week ago

You'll longer than any other human, but it will be alone because everyone you care about will die a gruesome and tragic death.

ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW
142
1 week ago

Well shit, I'm already alone!

BuyBitcoinWhileItsLo
52
1 week ago

So the trick is to have a birthday feast and trick everyone you love into eating it? Count me in! Where was this fish spotted? Looks like I have some fishing to do

ThirdFirstName
23
1 week ago

Just make your enemy catch it and cook it then tell them it probably tastes bad because they made it. Filled with rage they will offer you some. You will live long with no curse. They will be cursed for a long life

AJay_89
4
1 week ago

Genius.

stuntobor
5
1 week ago

This is what you call a win win.

noreligionplease
5
1 week ago

Fish is back on the menu boooyyysss!

NSA_Chatbot
3
1 week ago

Well shit, I'm already alone!

Guess again.

DirtyLiberalHeathen
46
1 week ago

Sold!

JudmanDaSuperhero
16
1 week ago

I already alone.

tiggapleez
5
1 week ago

That’s bad.

JohnnyDarkside
6
1 week ago

But it comes with sprinkles!

SigmaQuotient
7
1 week ago

That's good!

Gryphith
3
1 week ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Sparkycivic
3
1 week ago

But it comes with a free frogurt!

laney2181
28
1 week ago

I guess you would just have to hire someone to catch it for you who didn’t know the myth so you could live forever without the bad luck

Blackpixels
22
1 week ago

Or you take a little nibble and throw it back into the water

Mute2120
5
1 week ago

I don't think it counts as catch & release if you eat some first.

I don't think the karma god in charge of the magic fish is going to let that fly.

Amarinimo
3
1 week ago

Whatever supernatural force is involved would probably catch that loophole.

Batterybandit
4
1 week ago

From the moment it touches your lips you will live a half life, a cursed life. Can you think of no one who would do such a thing?

Zyvexal
3
1 week ago

sounds like another thing that's only good for rich people... Just buy it off the fishermen, who will suffer shitty lives, and the rich person gets to eat the thing and live long.

generaljudy00
2
1 week ago

As long as you aren’t the one who catches it, you are fine though.

bonerjamz12345
263
1 week ago

Ancient Asian myths are always like playing "would you rather" with that friend who keeps adding ridiculous caveats to the situation until you get fed up and tell them to just shut the fuck up.

Devlin-Bowman
12
1 week ago

Scott Aukermman

Zero_teh_Hero
3
1 week ago

There's a great episode of Letterkenny on this. The caveats keep piling on

awesomesauce615
194
1 week ago

t is a monstrous thing, to slay a ningyo. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a ningyo will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something so pure and defenceless to save yourself and you will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.”

BriefcaseWanker
42
1 week ago

Perfect crossover my dude

Pleased_to_meet_u
3
1 week ago

What’s the crossover from? Even standalone that was a pretty cool quote.

Sfencer09
9
1 week ago

It’s originally from one of the Harry Potter books, but they replaced the word unicorn with ningyo

briandilley
23
1 week ago

So don't let the blood touch your lips, got it.

Derpindorf
46
1 week ago

Deep throat that ningyo blood like daddy taught ya

Cgb591rocks
6
1 week ago

Ay bro let me get a waterfall from that

jeepdave
3
1 week ago

Use a straw.

Rowenstin
57
1 week ago

The old Cosmos series with Carl Sagan had a similar story; in Japan the fishermen in a zone I can't recall, where a naval battle took place had the custom of returning to the water those crabs whose armor plate resembled the face of an angry samurai.

In time all the crabs had those faces in their armor.

Every3Years
25
1 week ago

Yooooo I have two of those crabs on my right arm. One samurai dude and he's plunging into the ocean, holding onto an anchor. The story goes (from what I recall) that during that naval battle it was one dude who never ever lost vs. another dude. Well Mister Never-Lose watching all his comrades get shot down with arrows and he's panicking. He's never lost before but he doesn't want his homies to die without their captain. So he ties a rope around himself and connects it to the anchor and throws the anchor into the ocean. That way he will drown and die along with his bros. The souls of those dead dude entered the crabs and THAT's why the crabs have the faces on their backs. Tattoo is like 15 years old and I should really touch it up...

i_give_you_gum
3
1 week ago

Cool follow up story!

getluckygabe
16
1 week ago

Yes the samurai crabs. I remember that piece in his book.

No_Hana
3
1 week ago

Came here to mention this. A weird method of evolution due to humans simply throwing certain looking crabs back and keeping the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYPcMP3Fqc

mace_1
35
1 week ago

lol Lighthouse was great!

cheesehuahuas
5
1 week ago

I don't think I've recovered yet.

pleasebequiet
7
1 week ago

Why'd ya spill yer beans?!

olpdragon
3
1 week ago

BRAAAAAAAPP

Sheogorath_4E201
3
1 week ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! YE WINSLOWE

merekisgreat
15
1 week ago

BAD LUCK TO KILL A NINGYO

white_android
5
1 week ago

Come on guy you left out the best part!

A ningyo washed onto the beach was an omen of war or calamity.

Pretty sure it's trying to get a war or calamity started in the gif but changes it's mind.

Mrmojorisincg
4
1 week ago

Lmfao Robert pattinson, too soon.

nastymcoutplay
3
1 week ago

Ahah I get and appreciate your reference

MachWun
3
1 week ago

Carl Sagan talking about crabs with a samurai shaped carapace being naturally selected by humans because they look like a face we didn't want to eat them and we threw them back in the water https://youtu.be/P4q4PUOOhv0

RealEarlGamer
2
1 week ago

Well fuck me, didn't expect to get "The Lighthouse" spoilered in this thread.

purkle_burgularom
433
1 week ago

Yes, I, too, come to /r/wtf for education and useful information.

rawbamatic
193
1 week ago

This sub is actually pretty good for describing what you're seeing in the comments. This is not one of those times.

YourEnviousEnemy
37
1 week ago

I wonder if this was caused by microphagic evolution. Maybe the people who caught fishes that looked human were more likely to throw them back, hence we have humanoid fishes now.

JeromesNiece
24
1 week ago

Highly unlikely, but I like where your head is at

rawbamatic
12
1 week ago

It's just a malformed skull, but it looks fuckin weird. It happens rarely with carp. Not sure why though.

BabblingBunny
2
1 week ago

This is from the wiki

However, catching a ningyo was believed to bring storms and misfortune, so fishermen who caught these creatures were said to throw them back into the sea.

I think you're onto something.

bamburito
2
1 week ago

What you're seeing is a fish with a human face.

What more do you want?!

TrigglyPuffff
48
1 week ago

You used to be able to learn tons of stuff in pretty much every Reddit thread.

Then 2012-2013 happened.

nixiedust
26
1 week ago

I vaguely remember when AMAs weren’t celebrity masturbation, I don’t even bother with them unless they’re in r/science now.

TTLeave
4
1 week ago

Last time I went to r/science all the comments had been deleted by the mods.

mkensington
12
1 week ago

Oh god, I’m gonna have to stop fucking fish

Prcrstntr
6
1 week ago

do you like fish sticks?

avidblinker
41
1 week ago

Not one of the other top comments is remotely funny or has any value. They’re all just terrible or beat to death jokes. I know I sound like an old man shouting at the sky here but Reddit wasn’t always like this, you usually could expect some insight from somebody knowledgeable about the topic as one of the top comments.

serialmom666
12
1 week ago

When I first came to Reddit I saw two main trending comments... Kill it with fire. And

Stick, stick your dick in it

Conrad-W
8
1 week ago

No it was like this for a long time. F7U12 used to hit front page. You're just jaded and overexposed.

avidblinker
7
1 week ago

Just went through some old archives of the Reddit front page to prove you wrong and I have to say maybe you’re right. Although there has been a noticeable change after some of the more well known resident experts have left.

oiuvnp
4
1 week ago

/u/IR273 has a comment way down that identifies this fish as a ghost koi.

RedheadsAreNinjas
3
1 week ago

29 minutes later and we’re at 696 comments and I didn’t read the wiki yet.

[deleted]
10
1 week ago

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100yrsrickandmorty
3
1 week ago

A few comments at the bottom ID'd it as ghost koi!

HerpingtonDerpDerp
420
1 week ago

When European settlers first came into the area that is now Washington state, they asked a local native tribe to accompany them on an expedition to Mt St Helens. They refused for three reasons: They said the lake was haunted with spirits (hence Spirit Lake), there were a tribe of ape-like men (Sasquatches), and there was a fish in the lake with a human face.

A fish like this must have been what freaked them out so much.

captainAwesomePants
65
1 week ago

I know a few local tribal myths about Mt. St. Helens, but I haven't heard that one. Mostly what I've heard are stories about the gods turning old ladies into volcanoes. Do you have more about it?

HerpingtonDerpDerp
36
1 week ago

I want to say it's either in Eruption: The Untold Story of Mount St. Helens by Steve Olson or In the Path of Destruction: Eyewitness Chronicles of Mount St. Helens by Richard Waitt.

However I think I came across it when I was looking into the "Ape Men Attack of 1924" where the miners claim they shot a "bigfoot" and that night their cabin was attacked by a group of them. Local indian tribes in the NW beleive the story since the descriptions of a what they did and how they looked sounded like descriptions of tribe called Seeahtik people.

OH I remember: Look up Paul Kane. He's the one that talked to the locals about why they avoided Spirit Lake and documented what they said...

507snuff
16
1 week ago

Something amazing about the Bigfoot myth too is local natives basically have different categories of their myths. They have gods, which are largely talked about in a figurative manner, they have spirits, that are talked about a big more real but still not the same as an animal, and then they have animals, like deer and elk and bevers. Bigfoot are always talked about in the same manner as other animals. They aren't given myth status or God status, they are given 'this is an actual thing that you will definitely run into' status.

HerpingtonDerpDerp
2
1 week ago

They think they have some magic powers, but they for the most part think of them as another tribe. Between Mt St Helens and Vancouver Island they are considered a hairy and large group of people. And unlike us they have interactions with families or the whole tribe. They get kidnapped, or get invited to hang with them... Not sure if what they dealt with (and the white miners that pissed them off) and what is known as Bigfoot are one in the same.

demoneyesturbo
13
1 week ago

Could be.

Mycatsolder
3
1 week ago

Mayhaps

wastateapples
5
1 week ago

Ooo I wanna know more about this! Where can I read about it/what should I search for?

pittluke
55
1 week ago

So is he warning of war and calamity?

the_loki_poki
43
1 week ago

He’s not dead but maybe he’s tempting them with his pleasant flesh.

Konogie
114
1 week ago

Well, the link u/demoneyesturbo provided suggests that it would bring bad luck to fishermen that captured these fish. There is also a crab, I've heard of, with face like features on the back of the shells which also spooked fighermen out. Those crabs were tossed back into the water and, the theory is that they reproduced more because the competition would still be fished. Therefore the genetic mutation would be passed on more frequently.

Edit: grammar

GlamRockDave
46
1 week ago

You're likely referring to the Hiekagani, believed to be the spirits of fallen Samurai

FuckWayne
24
1 week ago

Holy shit! I don’t know what I was expecting but, that thing sure as hell looks like it could be a fallen samurai.

dehehn
38
1 week ago

Random mutation.

avidblinker
7
1 week ago

Do you know that or just completely guessing?

elasticpweebpuller
2
1 week ago

That's how evolution works

This face probably gave this family of fish more of a chance of survival and through adaptation it now resembles a human because it scares predators off

Prints-Charming
13
1 week ago

This comment is useless

bushcrapping
3
1 week ago

its called a ghost carp a breed of common carp with pigmentation differences. the ghost carp are like normal carp except much paler with those black patches randomly placed around the body but the black patches are more likely to appear and are darker around the features like the nostrils,eyes and mouth. so its just out human brain finding the skull like pattern on the fish.

dirtdigglr_
3
1 week ago

It killed me 87 times then I uninstalled the game.

greycubed
9
1 week ago

Isn't there a myth about just about every human-animal hybrid though.

Maybe the explanation for the myths is not born out of reality.

Maybe it's just "people saw two different things and were super bored while waiting for the internet to be invented."

demoneyesturbo
3
1 week ago

I dunno. I heard about fish with people faces in Japanese mythology. Now here's a fish with a people face.

Don_Julio_Acolyte
2
1 week ago

Mer-man pop. MER-MAN!!!

bleunt
3
1 week ago

And the Dreamcast game Seaman.

jacobsredditusername
3
1 week ago

I’m gonna say the n word.

cavaleirosemcabeca
3
1 week ago

That moment when you realize that even a carp is more good looking than you

ripndipp
2
1 week ago

I got a buddy that looks like a Ningyo

devildocjames
2
1 week ago
apple_kicks
2
1 week ago

also Loki and Andvari turn into fish. Thin kthe nix and Pucca can be fishes. lots of weird fish people and shapeshifting myths

shaege
2
1 week ago

Ponyo!

demoneyesturbo
2
1 week ago

Little fishy in the sea!

mason6787
2
1 week ago

Wait so what kind of fish is this?

gargamelsbells
2
1 week ago

I think it works both ways. If a fish with a scale pattern that reminds humans of human faces increases chances of survival, they're more likely to retain those features. This can happen because humans feed fish like that more often or because they avoid catching them and eating them due to superstition. Either way, it's good for the fish. On a long enough time scale, with us being the planet's apex predator, I imagine we'd see convergent evolution on that trait. Like dogs having the ability to make human-interpretable expressions.

Shadyfurball
2923
1 week ago

Seaman 3

misterdandy
260
1 week ago

The one correct explanation

[deleted]
45
1 week ago

[removed]

[deleted]
19
1 week ago

[deleted]

r_BlackFridayProtest
2
1 week ago

Treelon Marsman

boomboromboom
2
1 week ago

Out of this world.

GeriatricHeartbreak
41
1 week ago

cough Mr. Limpet

tameoraiste
101
1 week ago

There was a Seaman 2?

gariant
33
1 week ago

Seaman 2: Cursed Sploogaloo

eduu_17
29
1 week ago

That’s my exact thought . Where is this seaman 2

I must do it for nimoy!!!! Do it nimoy!!!! 🖖🏾

JohnCallOfDuty
16
1 week ago

Do it for Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

[deleted]
30
1 week ago

[deleted]

Terryr29
9
1 week ago

Voice by Liam Neeson

HamHole
91
1 week ago

Looked in the comments for the Seaman reference. Not disappointed.

NimbKnut
27
1 week ago

I, too, came for the Seaman

comments

Beeslo
9
1 week ago

I'm slightly disappointed it wasn't the top comment.

jchabotte
2
1 week ago

RIP Leonard Nemo

zitfarmer
2
1 week ago

RIP IN PEACE

EndlessExp
77
1 week ago

Nah that thing has Handsome Jack’s mask on

piroshky
16
1 week ago

Looked more like simple Jack

krystalbellajune
4
1 week ago

Ppppp-please don’t hhh-urt me!

Captain_Hi_Top
2
1 week ago

You never go full retard!

_AlGoresButthole_
2
1 week ago

More like simple Geoff

jimx117
2
1 week ago

Never go full man-face

ApulMadeekAut
3
1 week ago
paulsbackpack
71
1 week ago

So... do you own a computer?

Britney_Spearzz
53
1 week ago

Stop all the downloadin!

NTripleOne
25
1 week ago

Help c'puter...

surekorey
29
1 week ago

I don’t know much about computers other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there.

MLaw2008
12
1 week ago

[INSERT UNINTELLIGLE AI GARBLE]

vikingz0mbi3
11
1 week ago

GI JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SpecialOops
6
1 week ago

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

ColonelKlinkPrime
5
1 week ago

Body Massage.

analogkid01
3
1 week ago

Pick one that you can do. One that you can do. Not a whole bunch you don't know what the hell you're doing.

NTripleOne
3
1 week ago

Alright, give 'im the stick DON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK

feistyKarma
43
1 week ago

I didn't even know they made a second one... I loved the one on dreamcast.

Badfiish
25
1 week ago

Such a fucking strange game

fineanodyning
15
1 week ago

Dreamcast graphics real af.

GodlyBeerGut
15
1 week ago

That game was a mind fuck on Dreamcast

VisualMemoryUnit
2
1 week ago

Lol came here to say the same thing 😂

eduu_17
2
1 week ago

Wait they did a seaman 2

Notretardbutdrunk
2681
1 week ago

I imagine some drunk fisherman seeing that thru blurry eyes and having a life changing event

TrivialAntics
659
1 week ago

"Man, i been doing this shit way too long."

ulrich994
271
1 week ago

pours out his bottle of rum into the sea

fortytwoEA
151
1 week ago

Fish: keep it coming!

BuyBitcoinWhileItsLo
26
1 week ago

Can confirm, am drunk fisherman. Freaked the fuck out just now when I saw this and thought that one carp I had a lonely night with might've created spawn. Someone tell me where this was filmed so I can go find my son!

poopellar
7
1 week ago

Fish: Hey, would you like some, fish sticks?

kradek
3
1 week ago

That's why the fish came in the first place

birdperson_012
3
1 week ago

So that's why it's always gone!

Noccalula
3
1 week ago

This was the fallout from Rose dumping Charlie's gin into the water in 1951.

Why_Did_It_Stop
2
1 week ago

Why’d ya spill yer beans?

brb9911
2
1 week ago

“Hey Bob”

iamdop
20
1 week ago

"I'm too old for this shit." Lethal weapon 9

adamantcondition
61
1 week ago

I feel like there are tons of folk legends with talking fish or spirits incarnate as fish in both western and eastern culture. This clip makes me wonder if some of those stories came from seeing shit like this

Aesthetics_Supernal
9
1 week ago

It did, and you now understand that we are just hallucinating monkeys.

HeadphonesAndBruises
19
1 week ago

I'll have you know I am hallucinating a lot more than Monkeys

SerialBridgeburner
9
1 week ago

This is how Fish-fleshlights get started.

poss12
3
1 week ago

Isn't that how mermaids are a thing

Gonzobot
2
1 week ago

that's manatees

Th3Hon3yBadg3r
71
1 week ago

"I swear she was a mermaid!"

"Whatever you say Fish Fucker..."

TheStarchild
3
1 week ago

In ‘ems the souls of sailors that met their maker.

jm_618
4
1 week ago

How long have we been on this rock?

heavymetaltamale
3
1 week ago

Why'dya spill yer beans

ARCHA1C
2
1 week ago
asianabsinthe
442
1 week ago

The hell are you doing for three hours in a bath?

AquariumPanda
1524
1 week ago

My best

garsigi
185
1 week ago

i only had enough coins for silver so here ya go

throw_falcon_away
60
1 week ago

Thank you for your best.

iain244
3
1 week ago

Well here you go, silver back at ya!

garsigi
3
1 week ago

thanks mate

Chispy
2
1 week ago

Pandas dont belong in aquariums

3-DMan
2
1 week ago

Now that is one salty bath

ogbarisme
2
1 week ago

... fish impression

Darth_Hobbit
2
1 week ago

Me too, thanks.

ZachOps
56
1 week ago

I've once spent over 14 hours in a bath.

My brother used to sleep in the bath tub and one day I made fun of him for doing so. But I was curious, there must've been a reason why he was doing it so much. So I tried it, and having a hot bath is relaxing as fuck, and when you're young you have a lot of free time... so.... kinda just chilled. my hands has some extra lines compared to other peoples now though. I never bring up the fact that i have slept in a bathtub multiple times when people ask about it because its too weird.

IHaveLargeBalls
22
1 week ago

Pic for proof or it didn't happen.

ZachOps
21
1 week ago

of me sleeping in a tub, or my hand?

IHaveLargeBalls
28
1 week ago

Your hand man, that sounds weird I want to see

ZachOps
32
1 week ago

Yeah my phone is kinda poop for this kind of stuff. but I tried getting different lighting. Here is my hand.

EDIT: Phone picture doesn't show as much detail there are more lines then what you can see on the pictures. some make like squares and weird shapes on my hand.

CentiPetra
29
1 week ago

Dude, that’s a completely normal hand. You are just a carpenter/mechanic/rock climber/work with your hands and are a bit dehydrated. Drink more water and use some lotion every once in while, especially as the weather gets cooler and the moisture content in the air drops.

ZachOps
5
1 week ago

I didn't say it was drastically different. I just said I got some extra lines. and yes, my hands are in the struggle bus right now. You can see in the picture that most of the lines are on the base of my thumb, and there are extra little lines in between the "where people "read your future" lines.

_bloodmilk
7
1 week ago

Make a fist and look at your hand - notice how the skin in your palm creases? That's why they're there. Most of us are born with 3 main creases (the big ones), and how many smaller creases we end up with varies from person to person. There's nothing wrong with your hand. It's not abnormal and it's not because you took a really long bath once. It's supposed to look like that.

congo96
7
1 week ago

That isn't caused by the bath, I have that many lines too and I have never spent longer than half an hour in a bath.

Damp_Knickers
3
1 week ago

Thanks for following through! Hands look normal to me though?

Edit: ok now I see around the thumb area. Don’t be self conscious about it though! Hardly noticeable.

ZachOps
7
1 week ago

I mean, im not really worried if anyone sees my hands lol.

But here, maybe these gifs will serve justice to those pictures.

I put flour on my hands to pop them out maybe.

EDIT: those were just my fingers mainly, but this has spiked my curiosity back to my hands lol. ive been trying to get good pictures of my hands for like an hour now.

kamikazeboy514
2
1 week ago

Our hands aren't supposed to look like this??? My hands look a lot like yours do.

ZachOps
11
1 week ago

Idk if my phone has that good of a focus on it, but I will try to get one. Will most likely come back with an edit if I can get a good one.

cancer_dragon
12
1 week ago

Everyone's saying hand, but I want to see you sleeping in a bathtub. So either you're going to have to have someone take a picture of you while sleeping and reveal your shameful secret, maybe you're brother since he's in on it, or set up a video stream of you falling asleep in the tub.

By the way, falling asleep in a tub seems kinda dangerous? I would think it wouldn't be too difficult to drown. This is another reason you should set up a video stream.

ZachOps
6
1 week ago

A lot of people say it is dangerous, but I've probably done it over 30 times and the only thing I've accidentally done was fall asleep before turning the water off. Which in turn, flooded my hallway a little. I am pretty tall and bath tubs are pretty short, so I usually sleep with my back on the part that is kinda like a ramp with my head either resting on the sides, or the back. Its weird how uncomfortable places can also become comfortable. In basic training people used to sleep on the dryers, i tried it, and it was comfortable. Maybe one day when I get my own place with a bath tub I will stream lmao

cancer_dragon
3
1 week ago

I imagine it's reminiscent of being in a warm, fluid womb so instinctively it makes sense. When I was a kid I used to bring my waterproof watch into the shower, set it for 10 min, sit on the floor so that my body was getting wet but not my face, and nap. Imagine the naps you could get from a hot tub.

Also, to clarify, I actually do not want to see you stream yourself in the tub, I was making a joke. So please do not send me a message later like "I got my own place, here's my tub-napping stream."

Unless, of course, you're eating Korean food and getting a handjob from some cozy insects, in which case I would be very interested in a snug bug rub n' tug tub nap with bibimbap.

ZachOps
3
1 week ago

Hahaha, i probably would never follow through with a "sunday night tub sleep time" stream anyways.

DaJuiciestOfDaJunes
3
1 week ago

Hand

bigbuddhaproductions
2
1 week ago

Yes

Extra-Extra
3
1 week ago

He was jacking it

borfusglorfus
38
1 week ago

My friends narcissistic sister will stay in the bath for up to 12 hours sometimes. And shes always in the bath.

3riversfantasy
40
1 week ago

How the fuck does the bath not get cold in 12 hours? Also how the fuck do you not get bored, I can't even sleep for 12 hours? Also, I bet she's totally masturbating.

HappyLittleIcebergs
38
1 week ago

Pretty sure after an hour or two, shes so pruny that her bean flicking has become closer to a sand paper polish.

sensuallyprimitive
33
1 week ago

i am uncomfortable

HappyLittleIcebergs
7
1 week ago

Not as uncomfortable as she is after hours of pruny-fingered bean bopping.

Th3Seconds1st
5
1 week ago

I... I need an adult...

HappyLittleIcebergs
2
1 week ago

Good thing im an adult! Piece of candy?

llongneckkllama
3
1 week ago

Nah the pruny fingers lead to extra tingly sensations with the ribbed texture.

drugzarecool
24
1 week ago

You add hot water ? I'm constantly doing this when I'm taking a long bath

BananaDick_CuntGrass
2
1 week ago

Yep. I have severe back pain and joy baths relieve the pain. I'll lay in it for hours at a time. I've napped in it. I always have to drain some water and add more hot water every 20 minutes or so.

[deleted]
17
1 week ago

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3riversfantasy
4
1 week ago

I was mostly being facetious, my wife in a long duration bather as well, she also cycles the hot water, even keeps a milkhouse heater in the bathroom for the sauna effect. Im envious, I am way to tall to enjoy the bathtub.

superwinner
3
1 week ago

It dries you out super fast. Water is not a good lubricant.

Sex in shower, same problem

[deleted]
2
1 week ago

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SkinSuitUnSub
21
1 week ago

but I watched a documentary on pornhub about this very subject.

Shakes8993
3
1 week ago

All guys don't think this, just guys who watch too many movies where there's sex in the shower scenes. After someone actually tries this in real life do they understand that water is not very good as a sexual lubricant.

SellTheClones
2
1 week ago

Very true

3riversfantasy
2
1 week ago

I don't really think that, usually when my wife runs a bath I assume she has to poop.

xLcheeseburger
2
1 week ago

When the water gets cold, drain some then add hot water

Boner-b-gone
2
1 week ago

Pro tip: especially if the tub was really cold to begin with, after about 15 minutes, let some water out of the tub for a minute or so, to let out the cold water at the bottom. Then, slowly refill with a steady trickle out of the hot tap. Normally, especially if you live in a colder climate, the hot would be too hot to touch directly, but it makes a pleasant little gurgle and creates a nice foot warmer. By the time the water level is sufficiently high again, the bath water should be nice and hot.

Repeat every 30-60 minutes or so as needed.

Extra pro tips:

  • Keep a small heater in your bathroom to warm up the space before you turn on the water, and keep the rest of the bathroom from being too cold when you get out.

  • If you’re taking a bath before bed, put a cupful of lavender Epsom salts in the water before you get in. The Epsom salts help your body get rid of whatever it is able to through the skin. I’m not talking about mythical “toxins” or whatever, but afaik the body can use the open pores and ionization difference between the body and bath water to dump inert waste overboard. The liver and kidneys and such still have to do the hard part of filtering bad stuff, but I do believe a bath in salts means they have to work slightly less. Just don’t fall asleep in the tub and drown, please.

3riversfantasy
2
1 week ago

I'm legit laughing because this describes my wife to a T, from the millhouse heater stored under the vanity, the lavender epsom salts, and constant sound of her trickling hot water in. She's a pro bather.

DRYMakesMeWET
2
1 week ago

I only take baths when I'm really sick. I usually accompany those times with a bottle of whiskey. This has sometimes lead to me passing out for 8 or so hours.

I can tell you from experience that after that amount of time submerged in water, your hands will be so pruny that they will legit hurt for hours afterwards...and the pruniness will stay for hours as well.

Inquisitor1
2
1 week ago

Add hot water.

rguk
41
1 week ago

Ahhh... Mermaid's among us.

CptCrabmeat
34
1 week ago

That’s Mer-MA’AM!

shwarma_heaven
8
1 week ago

I got the black lung pops...

PoutineFest
4
1 week ago

« Mademoiselle » n’existe plus!!

NayOfThunder
2
1 week ago

IT IS MAYUMMM

bigbuddhaproductions
2
1 week ago

Sorry sir

DjLungMustard
2
1 week ago

Finally one I want to have sex with

knowses
2
1 week ago

Carpe Scream

11melons
10
1 week ago

Sounds like a TLC show

sensuallyprimitive
5
1 week ago

I had a narc ex who did 2-3 hours a day as well. Some kinda beauty dogma in their head that they think baths will keep their skin young forever? That said, this girl did have the best skin of anyone I've ever met. lol

borfusglorfus
4
1 week ago

She makes him wait to go to the bathroom, its like she's completely entitled to the only bathroom in their apartment.

sensuallyprimitive
5
1 week ago

That is weird. Install some spikes in that bath.

RoyGB_IV
2
1 week ago

Her name isn't Brandi, is it?

borfusglorfus
2
1 week ago

Kaylin

IRegisteredJust4This
2
1 week ago

In fact she’s now been there submerged for several weeks.

borfusglorfus
3
1 week ago

Nah shes busy defending her new insane boyfriend who treats her brother like shit.

allonbacuth
2
1 week ago

Make sure to duct tape her head up so she doesn't drown, and fill up the toilet with beer

JamesTheJerk
2
1 week ago

Making soup

Doctor_Jan-Itor
3
1 week ago

Me flavoured water, 15 cents!!

Romeo9594
3
1 week ago

Come taste my knees, 15 cents!

Just saw your username and also wanted to point out I like Scrubs too. We should be friends.

trixtopherduke
5
1 week ago

Y'all handing out friendships around here? :)

shad0rach
2
1 week ago

trying to wash and cry away my depression and loneliness

trixtopherduke
2
1 week ago

Scrub harder!

japalian
2
1 week ago

His name must be Stew

definework
2
1 week ago

I team mommy-and-me swim lessons, i spend 4 hours every saturday morning in a giant 90 degree bathtub

Icy9kills
2
1 week ago

Depression is a bitch

N3uros
231
1 week ago

Yeah I got skeptical when they didn't zoom in at all

Keyzerschmarn
203
1 week ago

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1291605/Whats-fish-face-The-carp-really-does-look-human.html

Here is a report about exactly this fish. Because of it's human face it's now worth 40.000£. Wow, just wow.

starsinaparsec
74
1 week ago

Thanks to the side view pic I can sleep again. I would sell that fish ASAP, he's a creepy little fucker.

Boss_Boggs
16
1 week ago

40£ seems pretty reasonable.

El-Psy
9
1 week ago

Unless op’s European and thus meant £40,000

Keyzerschmarn
3
1 week ago

Yes, this. Thank you.

Obeastly
3
1 week ago

Oh you're paying to much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?

elr0y7
23
1 week ago
WolfStudios1996
3
1 week ago

That fish fake af

LedHead10
2
1 week ago

This should really be higher up.

problynotkevinbacon
100
1 week ago

Or handsome squidward

KidsTryThisAtHome
26
1 week ago

Pudge controls the weather

raegunXD
2
1 week ago

You're freaking me out now. Ponyo and Lilo & Stitch are my daughter's current favorite...and unrelated...movies, and here you are making a Lilo & Stitch comment on a Ponyo comment D: what is happening to my world?!

KidsTryThisAtHome
2
1 week ago

Pudge knows all

Tbh I don't even know who Ponyo is lol but I see a fishy I see Pudge

Winddancer87
12
1 week ago

Ponyo is way more cute than this thing!

IR273
514
1 week ago

Ghost koi, my dad used to have 3 or 4 of them in our pond when I was younger.

[deleted]
147
1 week ago

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secretaltacc
64
1 week ago

Did you try Googling "Ghost Koi"? Because I did and they're clearly not what is in OPs gif. Similar colors but lacking a human fucking face.

LotsOfHooplah
53
1 week ago

They are. Some ghost koi have more distinct coloration. Google ghost koi human face for closer examples.

IR273
21
1 week ago

Exactly we had one that had a more human like face the others were whiter more skull/bone like.

k4tertots
6
1 week ago

ghost koi human face

First result lol

rascal373
3
1 week ago

think of it like those big white spots on orcas

they look like two white eyes but the orcas' eyes are entirely different.

OhTheDerp
6
1 week ago

Welcome to Reddit! Here we have mainly idiots who just crave satisfaction from useless Internet Points! That means barely relevant jokes will be mostly upvoted, but facts are harder to find!

monkeyhoward
92
1 week ago

He went to a party where people did more than just wee on each other

Lampshademan
115
1 week ago

Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

APsWhoopinRoom
12
1 week ago

I call this one "As Close As You Can Get To Bailey's Without Getting Your Eyes Wet"

soyouknowiamagirl
3
1 week ago

Ya, I’m surprised they haven’t had that as competition on the great British bake show yet

Leowong8225
6
1 week ago

I know whatcha thinkin. Here comes old Greg, he's a scaly little man fish!

Moodymongrel
2
1 week ago

Dammit you took my comment

elcapitan520
3
1 week ago

Old Gregg settled down and is hosting the great British baking show

DinoPinkMike
2
1 week ago

The Great British Bake Off*

BC10_for_pizza
2
1 week ago

Best known from Tool's music video

SNMRTN
264
1 week ago

Someone had a great time with his fish mom

Xertious
55
1 week ago

It's when OP learned you can get pregnant from getting head.

eMAdrian
2
1 week ago

You mean kissing you uncultured swine!

[deleted]
34
1 week ago

[removed]

gamingartbysj
25
1 week ago

You know, I'm really glad that link is broken.

mapex_139
32
1 week ago

But you still tried to open it.

gamingartbysj
15
1 week ago

Morbid curiosity is a hard urge to combat.

AlexandersWonder
4
1 week ago

It's fixed, give it another go. Almost exactly as described

Graffy
15
1 week ago

He fixed it. It's exactly what it says on the tin

ActualWhiterabbit
8
1 week ago

Updated

thewanderingway
9
1 week ago

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such under the counter films as...

oldsguy65
3
1 week ago

"Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead!"

"No. What I said was he sleeps with the fishes."

Sycou
8
1 week ago

My dick feels weird just watching that. And not the good weird, the bad weird.

ActualWhiterabbit
6
1 week ago

Did your dick throw up?

Sycou
9
1 week ago

This weird white stuff

iguy22
7
1 week ago

Link don’t work. I’m disappoint

ActualWhiterabbit
7
1 week ago

Updated

iguy22
7
1 week ago

Finally something I can jerk off to.

RogerRabbit200
6
1 week ago
the_dude_upvotes
4
1 week ago
ActualWhiterabbit
5
1 week ago

Because carp have "teeth" in the back of their mouths in their throat that could easily crush a dick.

the_dude_upvotes
4
1 week ago
ActualWhiterabbit
3
1 week ago
the_dude_upvotes
3
1 week ago
ogbarisme
4
1 week ago

I'm totally not clickin that till much later when I'm out of work. No, nevermind, I'm never clickin that.

ActualWhiterabbit
8
1 week ago

It's just a guy helping another guy get a fish blow job. The fish kinda looks into it.

ogbarisme
3
1 week ago

That's something only an actual white rabbit would say.

Tyr808
3
1 week ago

Unfortunately it is exactly what one might expect it to be.

Can't fish bite though? Does a Darwin award require death, or just the inability to polute the gene pool? If it's the latter, this is certainly an honorable mention.

Bradders1298
3
1 week ago

This was the opposite of clickbait, but I still clicked

EfremSkopje
19
1 week ago

I'm feeling ashamed of remembering an actual video of someone facefucking a fish

AlexandersWonder
3
1 week ago

Yeah I've seen it too. The one where his buddy is moving up and down for him while they all laugh. So strange. I'll bet it was cold, too

kkkimchii
111
1 week ago

Chad fish

smallcalves
26
1 week ago

chad carp vs the virgin catfish

KimPawsible
5
1 week ago

That fish is out of my league.

vizzyq
3
1 week ago

Definitely getting some handsome squidward vibes.

notnormal23
184
1 week ago

CARPMAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT U UNDERSTAND

petty_cash_thief
26
1 week ago

Upvoting for Ween reference

oroyplata
8
1 week ago

Now I must leave.

BigMcRockgroin
3
1 week ago

So go fetch a bottle of rum, dear friend

thebreakfastking
2
1 week ago

And fill up my glass to the rim

Myceliemz24
2
1 week ago

Downvote for wrong syllable count

Chaz_McHammer
6
1 week ago

The sequence of a life form

FlatCold
5
1 week ago

CARPMANNNNN play the rhythm with your fins CARPMANNNNNN all my friends and green and scaly.

MgUSF1590
150
1 week ago

This is some legend of zelda shit

Nickenator8
63
1 week ago

‘hoy! small fry!

imatthepub_g
53
1 week ago
luker_man
6
1 week ago

Mweep. Mweep. Mweep. Mweep.

All water in hyrule flows through the zoras domain. All water in the Zoras domain runs under my balls.

Mweep. Mweep. Mweep. Mweep.

imatthepub_g
3
1 week ago

Fucking lol dude that actually really cracked me up. I can hear the mweeps perfectly

hooorf
17
1 week ago

CHEH!

thefonztm
4
1 week ago

Catch it and I shall pay you 5 rupees. I want it alive. For cloning/breeding purposes.

baconwiches
11
1 week ago

what kind of offer is that? I can find 5 rupees in a clay pot in your shack after I smash it.

Is that what you want? More smashed pots? Because I'll fuckin' do it.

Rzah
142
1 week ago
J_Bob24
32
1 week ago

“They haven’t said much of the meaning of life yet, have they?

ivebeenhereallsummer
17
1 week ago

Harold being eaten.

SnarkiFartBlast
2
1 week ago

Mister Creosote!

fannybatterpissflaps
28
1 week ago

Surprised I had to scroll down so far to find this.

Artemicionmoogle
11
1 week ago

Yeah, this was the first thing I though of lol. Good ol' Monty Python.

leftnotracks
7
1 week ago

Morning.

[deleted]
4
1 week ago

[deleted]

NuttyIrishMan93
51
1 week ago

Pot Noble achieved his dream

NotTheWorstOfLots
34
1 week ago

Finally...

sweetbeefmclou
9
1 week ago

“Could you, perhaps...”

Illier1
3
1 week ago

That bitch ass giant carp in the Fountainhead Palace scared the ever living fuck out of me

brazthemad
104
1 week ago

Give it all your precious bait!

Buzzdanume
34
1 week ago

B A I T

flackguns
24
1 week ago

I want to become a carp.

Lampshademan
15
1 week ago

Not too much Master will get fat.

Kleatherman
3
1 week ago

Hoy, small fry!

EntangleMentor
89
1 week ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

anothershawn
44
1 week ago

More like kill it with air, fire wouldn't be very efficient.

GiGaBYTEme90
28
1 week ago

Drown it with H3O

CYBERSson
16
1 week ago

Stab it with pepper spray

f_n_a_
12
1 week ago

Speargun it with an a-bomb

TrivialAntics
10
1 week ago

Impale it with a balloon.

superwinner
2
1 week ago

In some cultures they fry the fish and leave the head on.. in this case that would be weird..

Denis517
5
1 week ago

Kill it with grass or electric.

halfwaythere333
4
1 week ago

then serve with fries...?

El-Fua
74
1 week ago

Who tf’s been nutting in the pond?

sleepilyLee
2
1 week ago

Ah shit, I’m sorry. I failed No Nut November.

ErRaichel
36
1 week ago

Deepfake has gone to far

chrismetalrock
10
1 week ago

sigh unzips

logangrey123
4
1 week ago

Ikr, I only wanted Patrick Stewart's face on Sasha Grey's body.

hadie23
29
1 week ago

Looks like handsome Squidward.

jendivcom
3
1 week ago

That's young mermaid man

Creature__Teacher
24
1 week ago

yoooooooo

nope, seal the whole lake off, this area is cursed

Vaeon
24
1 week ago

First visit to Innsmouth?

LeSuppo
16
1 week ago

Monthy Python in real life ! Are we about to find the meaning of life ?

Actuallywantstolive
4
1 week ago

I scrolled too far down to find Monty Python.

The lady of the lake. Her arm scald of shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur. Or it was this carp picking at the sword under water.

tetrabrahmaton
3
1 week ago

"It's in his trousers!"

Officer412-L
2
1 week ago
seattleque
2
1 week ago

Monthy Python in real life !

OH SHIT! ITS MR. CREOSOTE!

evilkumquat
13
1 week ago

OH SHIT! It's Mr. Creosote!

Brennis
2
1 week ago

Three cheers for your Willy

andigo
11
1 week ago
mrnoonan81
14
1 week ago

Wasn't going to.

... Wasn't.

ActualWhiterabbit
4
1 week ago
Pearly-dream
11
1 week ago

This dude will fill out your sea chart, he's cool

creamypastaman
11
1 week ago

Mother of god

purple_lassy
2
1 week ago

Maybe... Seems as feasible as any of the other religious beliefs out there.

keanureevestookmydog
10
1 week ago

Netflix adaptation of Aquaman

FireTigerBlaze
11
1 week ago

What the fuck is this disgrace

sleepilyLee
2
1 week ago

Please stop yelling mom

R3animated
2
1 week ago

Seaman 2: Electric Boogaloo

Criizp
10
1 week ago

This is why you don't cum in the toilet.

gerbdergerb
8
1 week ago

It’s exactly why i cum in the toilet .

ccrawsh
8
1 week ago

His name is Erik and he's a mate of mine. He's also right sensitive about his appearance so kindly, fuck off with all the comments.

andromeda2365
9
1 week ago

'Sfish Buscemi

Davel23
2
1 week ago

Fiscemi.

Tired_of_shenanigans
9
1 week ago

Looks like it's from the movie, "Annihilation".

anon120
5
1 week ago

ENHANCE

Boardallday
6
1 week ago

I have several questions.

mynickname86
5
1 week ago

This is the weirdest deep fake so far.

Enterthesavage
4
1 week ago

Thank the spaghetti monster it's only a trick of the lights. I legitimately panicked there for a second.

Doby1818
3
1 week ago

It's the Handsome Jack of fish...

TheBookOfSeil
5
1 week ago

This is what happens when you wash your nut down the sink

twist2002
3
1 week ago

never go bass to mouth

MrGollum28
5
1 week ago

"I want to sleep on your chest tonight"

LeadLavaLamp
3
1 week ago

This is what happens to televangelists when they die.

That was Jim Bakker

aspietinkerer
5
1 week ago

What the FUCK is that? Ma! There's a weird fucking fish in the back pond!

IONaut
5
1 week ago

I'll just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/j1kftCx5-tA

loser_commenter
4
1 week ago

OH! It's "Caution Seaman" on Sega Dreamcast!

The game? YES! here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaman_(video_game))

Here's a picture of the actual seaman: https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/VfSZ8vQr8svVQFD37EPK2PhdNFg=/0x0:1280x720/920x613/filters:focal(381x435:585x639):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/54946683/seaman.0.jpg:format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/54946683/seaman.0.jpg)

puzzlinggamer
4
1 week ago

Is that what happened to my Seaman when I turn off my Dreamcast?

Fish_Kungfu
4
1 week ago

Reminds me of that old Sega game called "SEAMAN".

yaboiiiiu
3
1 week ago

Ok who fucked the fish?

Studdz
2
1 week ago

I don't like to fish-shame, but buddy? You're gross!

PoptimusRhymeS
3
1 week ago

We had a ghost carp in an old pond in my house frowning up that looked like Gary Busey

Deluxe78
3
1 week ago

🎶The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake🎶

HauptmannYamato
3
1 week ago

He‘s better looking than me :(

SkySweeper656
3
1 week ago

I'm guessing it's just the scale color pattern of the fish, like stripes on a zebra.

MirandaDawn715
3
1 week ago

Incredible! It's Mr. Limpet.

Diverdave76
3
1 week ago

It’s Sea-man!!!!!! From Dreamcast

Nefilim777
3
1 week ago
splunge4me2
3
1 week ago

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Hey look. Howard’s being eaten.

DemonicSquid
2
1 week ago

Oh shit it's Mr Creasote!

waltwalt
3
1 week ago

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

patmfitz
3
1 week ago

That would scare the carp out of me.

Eightbitninja253
3
1 week ago

Seaman? Is that you?

mustachecat80
3
1 week ago

OCEAN MAN

nelsonbestcateu
3
1 week ago

Pretty sure I saw a documentary or something about these fish. The reason they survived with that marking is because they were thought to bring bad luck and were thrown overboard while the others were eaten. so over time only these survived and the majority of the offspring now have the same markings.

Tufflaw
3
1 week ago

Looks like someone pissed off a wizard somewhere

Alantuktuk
3
1 week ago

It all starts with a little bass to mouth or trout to ass, and befor you know it, you got mermen in the river..

rebeccatwosocks
3
1 week ago

Not creepy at all

som_en_hund
2
1 week ago

Skeletor reincarnated.

hotlerxXxstalein
2
1 week ago

I suppose he isn’t perfect

ADarkcid
2
1 week ago

One guy must of had some good times in that lake.

CYBERSson
2
1 week ago

Chernobyl

___sno___
2
1 week ago

This is where that meme wherebuts a bunch of sperm are swimming and ine says to the other, "when do we get to the eggs?" And he responds by saying "we're inside a dead fucking fish".

Skintanium
2
1 week ago

Teaser trailer for the new Sea-man remake.

BurdenedEmu
2
1 week ago

I was hoping I wasn't the only person on the planet who remembered Caution! Sea-man.

OBSTACLE3
2
1 week ago

“HEY MA”

EdRattan
2
1 week ago

Seaman!

Mercinator-87
2
1 week ago

Who’s been fucking the carp?

Rorschachd
2
1 week ago

Listen... I want to become a carp. A giant carp that will continue growing, and live a long, long life. A carp that never goes old...

sapnu_puas_sld_
2
1 week ago

kill it with fire

DarkSylver302
2
1 week ago

It's Seaman!

King-Shakalaka
2
1 week ago

So the fish from Mr. Ando of the Woods is real

MeNecro
2
1 week ago

Seaman on the dreamcast

K1NGMOJO
2
1 week ago

This is what happens when you jizz in the toilet.

DuduMaroja
2
1 week ago

Seaman

hotdogmaggot
2
1 week ago

God has abandoned us.

Jdmc99
2
1 week ago

That poor guy. You know all his fish “friends” make fun of him and call him “PeopleFace” behind his back. He must have an awful time in school.

Jigsaw_head
2
1 week ago

A human with a "carp fish body"

FTFY

Chucktayz
2
1 week ago

HEYYY MAAA, CHECK OUT THIS WEIRD FUCKIN’ CAT(fish)

dustypandayt
2
1 week ago

Jeffrey Epstein got reincarnated into a fish

LetsGetFunkyBabe
2
1 week ago

Honestly, a lot of sea turtles’ heads look like humans head when they stick them out of the water. I used to work on a clamming boat and I would see them from a slight distance thinking it was someone treading water, but when I’d get close I’d hear a loud audible gasp for breath and they would dip back beneath the waves.

ag1el
2
1 week ago

"Behold Fishboy"

crypticpersona
2
1 week ago

Thank you Ando-san.

OctaviaMelody30
2
1 week ago

Seaman!

iForgot2Remember
2
1 week ago

These deep fakes are getting out of hand.

hatanono
2
1 week ago

jesus fucking christ

tijger897
2
1 week ago

This is what happens after the "they live happily ever after" in the little mermaid.

Defendprivacy
2
1 week ago

"Oh Shit! It's Mr. Kreosote!"

YEETBOI4000
2
1 week ago

Gonna tell you about those Triumph Forks

DontWantToSeeYourCat
2
1 week ago
Aliushiems
2
1 week ago

Hoy, Small Fry!

Mohjo13
2
1 week ago

Any one ever see that one movie Mimic?

Kriv_Dewervutha
2
1 week ago

The one with the roaches?

Bailie2
2
1 week ago

Checkmate christians

nergoponte
2
1 week ago

Can you zoom in motherfucker??

TimonAndPumbaAreDead
2
1 week ago

Listen... I want to become a carp. A giant carp that will continue growing, and live a long, long life. A carp that never grows old...

meowingtonphd
2
1 week ago

listen, I want to become a carp..

Sydney_Gamer
2
1 week ago

Get your Thomas The Tank Engine looking ass outta here.

Bacon_Quality
2
1 week ago

SEKIRO!!

QualityCucumber
2
1 week ago

Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Neccesary
2
1 week ago

Is this the will smith looking fish from shark tale?

og_JaNKeeeZ
2
1 week ago

SEAMAN EXISTS

JakeHodgson
2
1 week ago

Other than ufo recordings I’ve never seen someone be so bad at filming the subject matter.

AlexPlayz41
2
1 week ago

Shit! I really should stop nutting in the toilet