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Sbidl

Poor kid looks like a video game character with glitched animation

cereixa

he's basically a walking sims age-up bug

ligtymn

Gave me flashbacks of Cool Guy.

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TheRedRyder1

this is painfully similar...

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diatom15

He looks like a stick figure. Poor guy.

Dirty_Tub

Legit afraid he’s just going to shatter at any moment.

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DeliriousPrincess

Looks like his torso and shoulders haven't grown to match his arms and neck

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jeufie

Or if you do max height and min weight in 2K.

Napkin_whore

The skinny guy on the old NES hockey game.

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Greenfourth

Reminds me of the Bethesda Noodle Glitch.

Sharrakor

Thank you for linking Monster Factory to demonstrate this.

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CaffeineTripp

Sounds like the McElroy guys.

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luthan

Slenderman

QcumberKid

Slenderboy

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Dankmemeator

Monster factory:Fallout 3/Oblivion/Skyrim

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heliumdidntreact

Poor kid got put in the taffy puller.

NotTheBelt

When will Wonka pay for his crimes against children?!

thenewestboom

Drunka lunka dunkidy darmed guards...

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Mister_Johnson_

Naw, it's cool guy!

Ninja edit: https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc

scottbob3

Oh man! I've been looking for this video forever. Man, I remember when it first was popular on MySpace and stuff.

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PM_ME_WHATEVERR

I know this kid, and a good chunk of the kids on the SPIRE INSTITUTE team. I practiced with a few of them. These videos are from all different times. He is not 12 with the spire jersey on, that’s from last year. He’s 7’7 now. To give you an idea, the black kid walking under the net when he takes the free throw line jumper in warm ups, is 6’11.

readlock

Jesus, 7'7''. At that point, I don't understand how one even goes through life. Holy shit.

taintitsweet

Quickly.

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killbillten1

I'm 7'0" and existence is pain

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noodlyarms

By trying not to hit their head on everything.

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JyveAFK

Looking down on the plebs who make "is it snowing up there?" jokes.

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melocoton_helado

Seven-seven. Jesus Christ. With the right girlfriend, he could get a blowjob with the both of them standing up.

BENJALSON

I like where your head is at.

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GoGoPowerRager

German has a word for that- standgebläse

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PhazonZim

is he still growing? Isn't that an indication of a tumor on his pituitary gland?

Bourn95

The talk radio I listen to had a story about him a few months ago. Apparently he has none of the typical ailments associated with being so tall, so young. His hormones are normal and he doesn’t have any tumors. His mom, iirc, is 6’10” and his dad is 7’3” so he’s just a product of really tall people and chance. Totally healthy.

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PM_ME_WHATEVERR

He is still growing, but he’s still at the typical age where kids still grow, so I have no idea

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ThisIsTheMilos

I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing a doctor would figure out pretty quick.

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bloodfist

How old is he now?

PM_ME_WHATEVERR

I THINK 17 but plus or minus a year, I’m not sure

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vigoroiscool

That boy is already half a foot taller than Shaq.

HCJohnson

And -100,000% the body mass

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j4kefr0mstat3farm

He's also a straight A student who speaks 6 languages.

coderapprentice

Damn, that's impressive.

charlie145

He has a long neck so he can fit more languages in his voice box.

SCIENCE!

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acepc2

If he can stay healthy I'd love to see him play overseas for a while than try and get in the NBA. His jumpers not bad

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Rustyrou

Probably because his brain is closer to god ?

TempusCavus

GOOD point from my wife: brainliness is next to cleanliness.

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djeezuskryste

Source?

moose098

Bobroczkyi is a straight-A student, is fluent in Romanian, Italian, and English, also speaks Hungarian, Serbian[12][1] and Spanish

I have trouble believing he speaks all of them fluently. Granted, he is Romanian so the romance languages like Spanish and Italian wouldn't have been that hard.

At age 8 he was 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in) and surpassed the height of his father, 2.18 m (7 ft 2 in) former basketball player Zsiga, by 12 years old. His mother, Brunhilde, a former volleyball and handball player, is 1.86 m (6 ft 1 in). He has been the subject of medical studies nearly his entire life, leading to the prevailing opinion Bobroczkyi's frame is a result of genetics, not hormonal ailment

That's pretty interesting, I would've expected some type of hormonal imbalance. Human genetics are crazy.

Edit: to clarify he only speaks 3 fluently.

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j4kefr0mstat3farm

His wikipedia article.

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jcw4455

Jesus. He's going to destroy us all.

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FattyCorpuscle

When that kid falls, he's going to shatter.

VladimirPootietang

they call him mr glass

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flugherbutter

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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Foulpain

good movie right there

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l0calher0

Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

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Pearathon

He was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs. Every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

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spargelkol

He looks like the clone makers from Star Wars only not hot.

Tullydin

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that species was hot.

1_point_21_gigawatts

You guys are weird.

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BeardsuptheWazoo

I'm glad you don't find a 12 year old sexually attractive.

fr33andcl34r

But I got the seat ready and everything!

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AdamJr87

Kaminoans

Kessel_to_JVR

Waddya know. It’s them Clonerz.

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IGotNoCleverNames

Wait... Hot?

TheLurkerSpeaks

Taun We

10/10 would bang

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Anovan

googles clone makers

who hurt you

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4the1time

This boy is built like a walking stick

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wadss

insect

smegma_legs

there's no need to call /u/4the1time names

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Happysin

I wonder how bad his growing pains are/were. I am not anything close to that tall, and I still remember my legs being a nightly source of pain for a few months as a teenager, as a gained three inches over a summer.

Edit: I looked up growing pains and realized I might have accidentally given out bad information. Wikipedia says that they are not directly associated with growth. So there's that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growing_pains

whoshouse

let's not forget the brutal stretch marks up his back

princesskate

More than his back. I wouldn't be surprised to see this kid covered in them from the neck down.

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eagle2401

Hah. I never experienced growing pains, because I just stayed short.

☹️

smallclanVT

I have never experienced growing pains but I’m not short.

Hmm

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knockemdead8

Went from 5'5" to 6' in the course of 11 months. The pains in my arms and legs kept me up at night fairly often. I couldn't imagine being 7' at 12.

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RoundLikeTire

It’s so weird reading you say that. My mom always told me it was “growing pains” when my body hurt. I never believed her and just thought she was saying that to placate me.

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readyno

Marfan's syndrome?

Professional_nobody

According to his wiki he's just genetically tall af

readyno

I mean...people with marfan's are genetically tall af

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hoseking

lol the poor kid that has to defend that giant, probably just throws his arms up like what the fuck man

QBNR

When you're checking someone that tall, one dribble and you're stealing the ball.

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Philandrrr

I was at a small school and had some height. That meant I guarded some tall kids. The only way to play the super tall thin kids is to be physical. If they try to post, you get a forearm in the back and ride them three or four feet farther out. If they cut through, you push and grab. Box out hard, and if they bring the ball below the shoulders, you have to swipe at it. It’s your last chance to touch it. Haha.

Speffeddude

I have played basketball about twice and I understood none of that.

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crojohnson

IT'S COOL GUY!!

H2Oaq

Haha yes! I invest in this comment.

For context: https://youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc

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Hugspeced

This was the first thing I thought as well

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loonygecko

This is an old video, he's almost 18 years old now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bobroczky

sportsworker777

And 7 inches taller

vbullinger

7'7" and 195lbs?!? How?!?

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this_is_not_nil

I am still not sure whether or not he is rendered on a computer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f35zaYucP_0

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Shukie_bunfox

I hope he actually enjoys basketball and is'nt being 'encouraged' / forced to play just because he's tall.

I was 5'10" by 12 and all i heard was YOU SHOULD PLAY BASKETBALL.

Well turns out i was AWFUL at it and had no interest in it whatsoever but still played for a little to please parent.

WuTangGraham

I hope he actually enjoys basketball and is'nt being 'encouraged' / forced to play just because he's tall.

If he's just playing because of his size, he won't be playing too much longer. Having someone that tall is great, but unless he's got some real talent that size advantage isn't going to count for much once he's past high school.

locoa53l

If he can add enough mass he'll always have a spot somewhere in basketball. Even by NBA standards 7'7 is huge, let alone minor leagues somewhere.

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herbalchemy

Slenderman

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andrewinator123

He looks like someone put everything to max on a character creation.

mr_chanderson

Except weight. That's on minimum.

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airportlayovers

Really wasn't thinking "shooting threat" when I read the title.

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TheDecline28

Belters

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Tsoonami

I'm really glad I stopped growing at 6'4".

Professional_nobody

Shit, I'm happy to be a well proportioned manlet after seeing this dude. He looks like he's in pain, that 'sprint' was gangly

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bentoboxing

Humble brag...

yeeerrrp

I'M REALLY GLAD MY DICK STOPPED GROWING AT 9 INCHES

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ICallsEmAsISeesEm

Me too. Now if only I could stop growing my gut outwards.

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ihie

Wiki says he was 6'2" at age 8

At age 8 he was 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in)

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nickelkeep

Holy Shit, according to this article, he hit 7'7" at 16. Plus there's video of him talking, talk about deep.

ravendward

Jesus his neck is the same size as his head

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Fucklefaced

That's some uncanny valley shit

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RyanMcCartney

Slenderkid can shoot

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alerionfire

HOLY SMOKES HES A TOON!

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NinjaFred1

Someone give that kid some cheese burgers

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MistressStitchez

Human stick bug... Hopefully he can bulk up. Sounds like a nice kid, all the best to him.

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SadPandaInLondon

Doesn’t look right. Does have a thyroid problem? My cousin by marriage is 6”11 and has had nothing but problems with his legs and feet.

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