This is equal parts amazing and equal parts if I was there in person, I'd scream like a 4 year old.
They have this at a haunted house in Philly. Eastern State Penentery, towards the end. My nerves were bad for days.
I went 7 years ago or so and that was hands down the scariest horror park I've been to.
The prison itself is scary. I was there on this super cloudy, rainy day, so it was dark as fuck and no one was there. It sucked.
Daum we had good weather but the lines were long af, still worth it mind you but they were packed
Heh, I see what you did there.
Pennhurst Asylum is pretty crazy too
Been there to also dope, PA has some really good haunted houses now that I think on it
They really know how to get you with that place. I’m not scared easily almost close to never. But when they walked us through the cells blocks and the strobe lights were going (making everything move in frames/slowmo) and you saw a complete open hallway then not even 2 seconds there would be a few people standing outside the doors with the makeup of deformed faces and such then poof....they’re gone.
That was by far the coolest thing I ever saw at one of those places. Made the hair on my neck stand up
One in St. George, Utah, called fiesta fun has this.
Please do tell me more about this place. I can never get scared of horror places because they're so predictable but this.. i feel like could do it. And I'm sure they would have other stuff just as good!
Google it. I live in philly, it’s a cool old prison. Opened in 1829, closed in 1971. I haven’t been in there in like 15 years though, I want to go back soon. I’ve never done the spooky haunted house that they run but everyone says it’s great
But if he/she tells you then it'll be predictable!
True but i mean i already saw the video so i know it'll be coming anyway
Haha, yeah. Anxiety is cool.
Been wanting to go to that for YEARS...this is the year!
I became obsessed with that place after seeing on some show on MTV. They had to do scary challenges to get cash and I was always sad I wasn't on the show. I would have done fucking amazing.
I went through on Halloween a couple of times. Honestly it was okay but not great. I'd still go again.
You're thinking of FEAR. That was such a good show back in the day.
Brooooo i went there like 3 years ago and yo that shit had me running for my life.
I used to work there! That particular scare is fucking great! 👌🏽👌🏽
I genuinely can't tell if this is actually a haunted house or just a prison
It's an old historic prison that is supposedly haunted and around Halloween they do a haunted house
Wow, you must be a real badass.
...I'm not a bright man... Lol
You would be perfect for /r/iamverybadass
r/iamverybadass check this place out, you'd be their king.
I have no idea why people are downvoting you for having a "fight or flight" response. I didn't take it as you calling yourself badass. lol
Confucius say, “Man who needs to tell internet he will fight will always be first to flight.”
When I was very young 8-10 maybe? My Brownie Troop went to a haunted house (this was the 80’s and this kind of stuff was allowed to happen) and someone jumped out at me and put their face (in a mask) down near mine and I punched them square in the nose. It didn’t hurt them and I was certainly not a badass-that was just my reaction. Everybody reacts differently so ease up on the poster here a bit.
I’ve seen a boat load of videos where the person being made to jump either lamps the other person in the face or just flat out goes to war. Totally normal really in people that naturally choose fight over flight.
I can’t tell if I’d fall over if I’d run away screaming
When I was a teen, I went to this rinky dink little haunted house with my cousin in a local mall. The final part of it, a person runs out at you in full horror make up, and you're basically sent running out the exit. Well, I'm a total scardy cat and I was clutching on to my cousin half the time through the haunted house. I recoiled towards my cousin, but my cousin raced out the door. The result - I crashed to the ground and basically rolled out the exit.
I'm laughing so hard at the image of you rolling out of the exit
I heard Flippy in my head.
My memory keeps coming back with Slippy and I can't change that no matter what I do. :(
Well I heard people, my cousin included, laughing at me while I tried to get my bearings, so you're not alone.
Lol I'm so sorry
I remember one that I went to had a guy with a chainsaw chase you out of the building. One of my friends legs just kinda stopped working, and she had a death grip on my hand so I couldn't just leave her. Instinct kicked in and I just threw her over my shoulder and took off sprinting. At least I know I have good instincts even when I'm scared shitless lol I was scared to the point I was about ready to cry
I am sorry I can't help but to imagine one of those goats that just fall when startled when i read this 😂🤣🐐
duck, scream, cry in panic
Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.
Dread, run, and destiny.
Wait, am I not the only person that falls over when they get startled?
Well I don’t fall over but if this happened I probably would. I’m very bad at walking and standing. I’ve once almost fallen over just by moving my body over to the right a little too much.
I nearly bust my shit at least 25 times a day because I'm so clumsy, so I definitely get it.
I just kinda freeze up and occasionally fall over. Kinda like one.of those goats. My co-workers used to think it was hilarious... Sigh.
a less scary version of this happened at busch gardens and my instinct was to fall 🙃 i’d be a goner
When I get startled like this, I react in 1 of two ways, I immediately try to punch or kick the thing that startled me or I completely stand still and do nothing. The fight or flight reflex in me has been replaced with fight or freeze.
I can't go to haunted houses cause in fight or flight situations I tend toward "fight." I've almost punched several people in the face :/
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Can confirm. Am four-year old, screamed.
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Also I'd try to punch it.
Haunted house actors have been doing this stuff for a while now, they know how to read people and they stay out of fight response range.
I love when they can sense who is the most easily scared out of experience, and just savagely target them out of the group lmao. And then my defenses go down and they suddenly actually scare me!
Haunted houses are fun.
That's why I don't go. I'm usually that target. Absolutely hate it
My wife is that person. Every haunted house we’ve been to together I have made eye contact with a couple of the scarers after not really reacting and nodded her way and they’ve taken the hint every time.
Genius. I’ll commend the ones that keep trying to scare me even after failing a couple times however.
I’m gonna try this next time.
Hello, target here. They always go after me, but I can understand why since I freak out so much.
I went to my local haunted trail one year and what do you fuckin know a classmate of mine is working the ticket booth.
The first half of the trail was fine, nothing out of the ordinary happened.
Until we got to the maze. They have this maze built like a hallway and it's all covered with black fabric. So, pitch black and you can't fucking see where you are going, have no idea how to get out. Thankfully, every so often you see a guide with a flashlight point you the right way.
She told the actors to start whispering and sometimes scream my name when my group got to the maze. Terrified is an understatement.
The veteran or well-trained ones anyway.
Every now and then a newbie still makes that mistake...
It's pure Darwinian survival of the fittest at the carny.
But, what if someone awakens their [STANDO POWAAAAAA]!!! Jk, but what if someone is jus t faster than keemstar (AM FAST AS FUCK BÜOYEEEEEEEE) and gets behind them "nothing personal kid" style and tries to kill them?
I mean actual rl martial arts training and combat experience generally improves people's impulse control. Maybe don't go in if you're a time travelling cyborg with zombie wars PTSD or whatever.
Also it's 'nothin personnel'.
This is a much more common response than you might think. Also, some people will pre-emptively punch anything they think might try to scare them. This both causes unnecessary damage and annoys the employees.
Honestly I'm not sure why people like that go to fright houses.
Source: have been punched by a lot of patrons and repaired a lot of damaged done by patrons who punch
because you don't know how you act in a scenario like this? i have no idea if i'd scream or throw a quick punch as nothing similar to this has ever happened to me
When I watch a horror movie and something scares me I either punch or kick at the air. It's super embarrassing and I don't know how to stop. XD
I'd probably end up kicking it in the groin.
“If I was there in person”, I’m here by myself in person and I screamed like a 4 year old.
I don't think you're alone. I yelled "oh my god!" and freaked out my SO.
Honestly same here. Last time i was at a haunted house I got cornered by a dude with a chainsaw, and I reflexively kicked him in the leg. I still feel bad about it ;-;
I jumped a little at the vid lol
Well this gif is 4 yrs old...
Yeah that'd startle me a little, ngl
It JUST startled me...
And it wasn't a little. It was a lot
Yep, no wonder the chair is warm...
...wait that was me. My bad.
You also peed in my chair??? What a coincidence. I did it too!
You guys peed in it? Mine's a whole other kind of wet and stinky.
Oh god I'm so startled right now.
Shelly! Shelly wave to the camera!
Him running with the camera pointed at his legs always cracks me up
I'm so startled
I just sharted
I saw it coming and still jumped.
For some reason the first thing that popped into my head when I read "ngl" was niggle
Every time my ngl
Ngl is originally from Hunter x Hunter
Didn't startle the camera person
Tripods know no fear
Well he didn't lower the camera so I couldn't tell if that was the case.
Are we just going to assume this tripods gender?
idk if you've got a massive dong that tends to mean you're male
I hope that guy has the ability to put his arms out because I can see scaring someone like this turning into him getting tripped and falling over
I watched it a couple times and I think they're wearing black sleeves and keeping them behind their back. I can see what looks like a shoulder in the final few frames
I thought the internet came together and said no more jump scares 😰
It would have startled me if the gif was longer and had a better frame rate. This is a terrible version of it.
Yeah it would have if OP didn't put it in the title... In a subreddit about being Unexpected... Ffs
Okay, now lie to me about it.
Why would you lie about that? We would all be startled.
Every time it gets reposted?
Dude, it scared the crap out of me WATCHING THIS!
“Wow another crappy robotic Halloween decoOOHOLY SHIT”
speaking of shit I just made one in my pants
"I just made a shit"
I need a donut now.
They have one of these at a theme park by me that does halloween. I sat by for an hour and never got bored of how scared people got
Is it as effective when some random dude is sitting there watching?
Yeah they dont ask me "hey why are you sitting there?" It's more "Hey why are you naked in those bushes, stay away from my daughter" then they gets scared by the dude.
Sounds like my kind of theme park.
Naked dudes in bushes is your thing?
Naked dudes in bushes is your thing?
He means naked dudes with a bush is his thing.
Well you can make any park 'the me park', just let loose.
Ok that's enough. We don't need hol up, cursed comment, every time someone makes a weird comment, which is every thread
Or "Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half" on every joke. Yes, you correctly identified the setup of a joke. Congrats.
Not gonna lie but I think Hitler was terrible
There used to be this guy called 'The Bush Man' in San Francisco. Basically he held a branch with leaves in front of him and startled people by the pier. Then people would give him change.
There could be 50 people watching and busting out laughing every time and people would still not see it coming.
I visited San Francisco for a couple days, years ago. I was one of those people who had stopped to watch; people were dropping 20's in his bucket. The man had a good fucking gig, with that.
There’s a guy does this on the East Cost in a snowman costume
Seasons 1-8, 2011-2018
I don’t recommend starting this past 10pm tho...
I used to stop and watch him to see all the tourists get scared.
He's still there. Saw him this summer.
Who said he was just watching?
Who said he wasn't?
Who said he wasn’t masturbating?
No-one. That's who.
Good thing I’m sitting on the toilet.. shiiit
Not the usual sploosh.
I think today was more of a kersplosh
More of a sudden, frantic gush.
A shittastrophe if you will
This should be Webster's word of the year.
A real shituation
Enough force behind it that he didn't need to flush.
The pick of destiny...
Hey me too
Lots of nope.
Extreme amounts of nope.
Extraordinary amounts of nope
I'll take Nope for 1000, Alex.
I'd need dope to deal with that nope
Bigly amounts of nope
The company that makes these has a whole line of them... Distortions Unlimited
This reaction is hilarious
Honestly, I'm a bit disappointed by the reactions. Maybe the effect for the people in the video is lower because its in a well lighted public place.
And they are at a convention for spooky stuff
It's a haunted house/horror industry expo. . .
Imagine that happening to the mansion you haunt.
The gif being sped up probably has a lot to do with that. He wouldn't move so unnaturally and be in your face so quick in person.
If anything the reactions are more impressive because of the context.
This needs to be higher up.
haha exactly what I was going to share! Also these conventions (I'm guessing for industry people) look pretty interesting, would love to go to one
Me when I see myself in the mirror every morning.
2700 fucking dollars.
You don't want to see this one then...
I mean that one looks legit for the price. Not only is it a good quality puppet but it had animatronics to move, speak and shoot fog or bubbles.
That zombie one just literally flails it's arms, flashes a light, and comes with a decent costume. It doesn't even include the air compressor.
Ya it actually seems almost underpriced. It’s super impressive. That thing almost looks real
I was just at Transworld in March and got to see that one in action! Pretty cool, talking and spitting out fog bubbles.
He looks really good in that.
Mr. Bubblebarf Gargoyle
for the lazy
You could DIY that outfit, just use your real arms with magnetically attached arm braces that release when you pull away.
Just really commit and cut your arms off
Yea but I think the illusion lies in the robotic like movement in the arms.
Oh for sure.
I would just make it so that there's some PVC pipes that control the arms behind the wall or something, and you control it manually with your arms behind your back. I mean the basis of this is that the least convincing the animatronic effect, the better the scare.
For that price i’d expect the running to be automated. After the costume and backboard, your other $2500 is just going to some flailing arms and flashing lights.
Okay thats badass
would without a doubt, shit my pants
That’s scary as fuck but he can’t really hurt you as he lost his armies
Can still headbutt or kick ya.
He can still hurt your feelings.
He's just gonna run at your while screaming at you about your anxiety issues.
Ah yes, the unblockable
I’m well versed in dad jokes and this comment just reminds me of when I tell my buddy “don’t make me kick your ass man” he would say “you and what army?”
I always flopped my arms around and said “this army and this army and if you’re lucky this leggy MF”
Ya I have three kids, two now grown, my bag of dad jokes is deep and full of terrible jokes. I actually took a screenshot of me razing my oldest with a dad joke over text I just don’t know what sub to post it in.
R/dadjokes would like it I'd think.
Ya I checked there and they all seem to be text posts of corny jokes. Very few links to images. Maybe I’ll try it anyway. Thanks!!
where did Napoleon keep his armies
in his sleevies
Haha have a upvote friend
‘im? Ah, don’t worry. ‘e’s ‘armless.
Armies! Haha I am dying!
He could say hurtful things about the way you look.
what're you gonna do, bleed on me?
Tis but a scratch!
LOVE IT! What a great scare you could get .
That was fantastic!!
Top 10 haunting videos of people right before death.
Getting charged up and ready
I would cum
No just cum
so fuking reposted that the original was a child
Where can I purchase this??
Buying people is wrong.
Right here. Be a hell of a lot cheaper to build one.
Yikes. You’re right about that!
Here's another one from Distortions
Original video with a lot of cool stuff like this:
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Yes officer, this sick, twisted lunatic right here.
Well that helped me get that last bit of colon traffic jam unstuck...
Probably an even scarier event than the gif
Want to know how to get shot? Just do this
listen here you little shit
Been to a lot of these "haunted houses" and never was scared or startled by any. But this one, I can totally see causing some type of leakage.
Is that a Naruto run?
Arms stuck in shackles. I'd say no.
But he is technically holding his arms behind his torso, so this is a Naruto run
You assume much. Them arms were obviously torn off in the creatures frenzied need to eat your face off. What the matter with you? Technically.
I think dying by the hand of a Naruto runner is a much more honorable death. /s
there is no honor in death, only failure
Actually, you are not totally wrong, but sometimes you have to accept your failures with courage
You ded. Stop
Wheres this from?And why?
That just scared the fuck out me
Good job giving it away in the title...
This gets posted every year
Amazing how people still post this
anybody know how many times this has been reposted? haven't seen this one in a while
Every Horror game ever:
I just made a really horrible “Gawwwwwww!” sound. In public.
Woah I looked down at the comments the first time and didn't even notice him run out at first lol
All I could think about is if he trips during that crazy one he’s going to face plant and have no arms to brace his fall.
This was r/unexpected in 2002
this is soooooooo old
It’s not unexpected when it’s reposted 1000 times
I shat myself and had a heart attack at the same time
A shart attack?
Thank you, stranger!
Ah, its that time of year for this video to run rampant again.
This was totally expected
Not unexpected because it’s an eternal repost and the title absolutely kills it. 1/10
Same old posts every fucking Halloween.
this sub is fucking garbage now
Woah shit, that one got me 😂😂
Legally what would happen if i somehow instinctively threw an uppercut that landed causing head/neck injury?
Your sins follow
Either he has no arms. Or he's Naruto running.
I've seen tis and it still startled me.
Help me lord.
Almost pissed myself. That’s a Hell NOPE!
I was expecting it and yet I still jumped
I don’t need to go to the toilet anymore, thanks!
Until the skeleton comes to you
does it just fall on the floor after?
Instant shartable moment.
It really got me the first time I saw this, and the the second, third, forth and just now.
This makes me wonder if haunted houses have policies to make it so people don’t conceal carry
I wonder how often the actor gets punched in the face from reactions.
This is amazing omg!!!!
I was more distracted by the woman rocking
I hope they have a goalie mask on under that to deal with all the reflex punches lol
Welp. I didn't know what I was expecting. I'm too old for this shit. Going to look at sunset pictures now...
Would have resulted in an a reflexive kick
Bitches gunna get slapped
Ngl, got jumpscared
Good thing Halloween exists or making this would be creepy.
I want this.
That would scare me like peeeeee in me panty, I made a rhyme lol
That's a neat trick
If someone comes up behind me and taps me on the shoulder, I jump. I’m pissing and shitting my pants if this happens to me.
For some reason none of these startle me anymore.
Showed this to my friend. She jumped. Called me an arsehole.
Scared the fuck outta me for a second there.
One of those mall robot things, PSH. What're the title and upvotes all about anyway? Sheep these day-... WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK... okay, now I get it.
Wow the oldest video on the internet great
I'd be screaming like a little girl while charging with thunderpunches
About 20 years ago, at “The Haunted Forrest” in town, one of the actors had no legs. So, he would set up on the graveyard scene, appearing to be crawling out of a grave.
But, as you got closer, he would prom himself up on his hand and “run” (with his arms) after you. Talk about shitting yourself the first time that happened!!
I shit my self watching this
OMFG BITCH I had a heartattack
that's a good way to get shot
He's basically Naruto running, which adds another layer
Oh these are some pretty cool bananas- AAAAA
I've seen it before and it still got me
Imagine if they tripped...
His employer must have some good insurance against all those jumpscare haymakers that guy probably deals with
That run is fast af
No lie, I was in the middle of pissing (sitting down cuz I just took a shit) and I actually stopped for a second when it ran at the camera. Jesus fuck
They had me in the second half
Just commenting to show it to my homies without having to see it each time I go to my "saved" directory
Oh GOD that caught me off guard. I’m not talking myself up but I’d run away crying like a kid
Just screamed to myself in my dorm.
Wow and the light even stops as if the machine’s malfunctioned. Great work!
I would prob shit my pants
that actually freaked me out
lol what you gonna do with no arms? Brenda vs the ring 2.0
I SHIPPED MY PANTS!
I'm impressed, how did they do this?
Okay but that chick next to him doesnt look so good. Shes doing that rocking back and forth thing I do when Im gonna puke or have spicy diarrhea.
I would have shit in my pants if I had seen that first hand in real life instead of a video.
Literally on the toilet. Thank you for your help.
So glad I was sitting on the toilet when I watched that
Scared my ass.
Thanks a lot, I just punched my phone.
yeah it got me
I would get punchy
Reminds me of a ghost in the movie 13 Ghosts
A little poo came out of me
Holy shit lol
No thanks. Nope. No sir...
i would of died
Holy crap...did not expect that😮
Dude I think I see this clip every month
Is it someone in a costume?
What drives the fake set of arms?
I got booted from a haunted house in Pennsylvania because of this...
There should be a warning
That's a no from me, the video scared me I think I'd scream like a child if I saw that
At a haunted house here, we have a similar thing. A frankenstein monster hanging upside down from a rack that looks like a prop, but then he runs at you, and that means the costume was designed for the guy's feet to be the frankenstein monster's hands. Fantastic! Gets you every time. This one is creepy!
Not even there and it startled me lol
I legitimately jumped in my seat and had to explain why to my co-workers.
10/10 would spook again.
10/10 would poo my pants
Nope. Nope. NOPE
Okay that's perfect execution but where are his arms? Either his arms are still there or he has really skinny arms.
This is very unpleasant
Thanks, I hate it. I jumped really hard.
I’m setting the over/under at 1.5 for how many times that guy gets punched at that event
Thank you for desensitizing me! I am now invincible from that jump scare.
thanks for the heart attack
I just laughed my ass off at this and it reminded me that I've been banned from the local scare houses because I laugh too much during them.
how to make someone buy new pants 101
Id fall to the ground and cry in fear not gonna lie
This triggered my fight-or-flight response
Great, now I need a new pair of underwear, thanks OP
Every fucking year this gets posted... And every fucking time I think "I'm sure I've seen th--- HOLY FUCK"
Is that the blo job robot on the right?
Oh you son of a motherless goat!!!!
That genuinely scared the shit outta me
Oh, that's fine. I didn't want to sleep anyway tonight
I sounded like a firework being shot into the sky when I screamed
care to pm ur tits?
Only if you send yours first ;)
Okay I need a donut now...
Lil poo came out D:
Don't worry about the smell. I only shit the pants of anyone within a 30 yard radius.
He gonna get punched
Damn f*ck you got me🤣
I remember watching the video of the Transworld Expo where this is from and GOD it scared me.
I really hope it’s not an actor in there because my first instinct (and I’m sure that first instinct of many others without thinking) would be to throw a punch and haunted house workers don’t deserve to be assaulted. I know that sounds hypocritical, but I’m fairly certain that some people would just do that without thought purely from the sudden adrenaline surge.
Boy I almost threw my phone.
Aww ...I remember about 5 years ago, I went to a haunted house. I was so scared, the actors had to break character and let me out. So embarrassing...I remember the guy in some zombie makeup speaking to me soothingly..walking me out. All actors and customers silently watching......OMG....I felt so bad, and know to never do a haunted house again.
oooohh that's a damn good scare for a haunt. bravo
I found it on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfilmiy2LfY
Holy shit! Where is this place at?
I actally peed myself.
NOPE. I’d literally pass out if this came at me. Pretty sure I’m gonna have nightmares now
Eddie from Iron Maiden is alive :O
I showed my wife this video and she screamed.
I'm not sure who but someone shit my pants.
This shit is so old! Gimmie something new. This repost shit is outta control
Happy Cake Day
This would ruin me if I saw it live
every time I see this posted I have to lean away from the screen so it scares me less. even though I know what's coming
Happy cake day
Thank you. I’m now scared and my chest is cold.
i would scream so hard my lungs would fly out of my mouth jesus christ
I expected it and it still got me.
I'd probably punch them by accident lol
I would scream like a little girl.
Not commenting to this post but giving myself a link to sub
this is some next level shit
Almost dropped my phone, thanks.
This activated my fight or flight response
This, unfortunately, reminds me of something:
The big haunted attraction event that happens in the city near me every year is pretty... okay. Like it's got a haunted maze, a dark room, etc.
But the first year I went, they had a psycho dude with a working chainsaw (obviously without the chain) chasing people as they made their way down the path to the main attractions.
I was wearing a pink jacket (it gets cold here during Halloween) and he fucking singled me out of the crowd and chased me easily 50 feet while laughing manically.
I discovered I have a massive fucking fear of getting chased by a man with a chainsaw. Or maybe it was created that night. Whichever it was, holy shitballs I was scared.
Oof, I got startled from that
Fuuuuuuuuck this, and fuck you for posting it
Almost threw my fucking phone!
Yeah. I didn’t bring a spare change of britches
I think I felt my soul leave my body
I made an audible gasp im pretty sure i just got gotted
I refuse to sleep now
Christ I nearly dropped my phone
Way too terrifying!!! 😳😳😳
I've seen this before and it still got me.
Oh hell no
This reminds me of Terror on Church Street
Ahhhh, Phil! Glad you broke free, bro! Give em what they deserve!
That would fucking kill me dead right there.
Ngl I half expected that
I'm glad I was already on the toilet because I would have shit my pants.
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Dropped my phone. Thank you Gorilla Glass.
What's a Phoebe?
That right there is how strangers get Spartan kicked.
I hate everything about this
Have an upvote
I just pissed my pants
Congratulations, I dropped my phone in a public washroom
It almost caught me off-gaurd. Almost.
I dont know why this is getting downvoted so im downvoting it too
I'm down-voting your reply because it's been down-voted so often.
Now I will get downvoted because I reply to comments about downvoting that are downvoted.
No you will not, you do not belong here. Have an upvote you bastard.
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