That's an interesting way to keep your hands clean vs ambulating directly on the ground.
I'm guessing he just doesn't want to drag his meat and two veg in case they decide they want more kids.
Haven't heard that one since Austin Powers
Colonel, you better come take a look at this radar.
What is it, son?
I dunno sir, but it looks just like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--
Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--
Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--
Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--
female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.
Female fan: It's big!
Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--
Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.
The fact that you did this... Goldmember was awesome!❤️
I loved all the Austin Powers movies, really wish they had done more.
Wish no more; I'm pretty sure theres a 4th one in the works right now!
what could possibly go wrong
Ozzy Osbourne: Boobs!
Sharon: Boobs, Ozzy?
Her confusion cracks me up every time.
Daddy wasn't there!
Twig and berries
Well yeah otherwise he'd be hopping around the Bob Oblong way.
I agree, but seriously, where does he put it? Like when he’s sitting, does he make sure it just stretched out forward? Or are his legs (what’s left at least) long enough (but hidden by the pants) that they protect...like...
Apparently they get 2 at once so it's risky
Is it still called a step stool?
He is technically taking steps with them so I would say yep..
Gloves with thick padding would work a whole lot better
But then he would have to take the gloves off and on. Also his pants/shorts would get dirty.
Could use a pie dish like a sled or like the boot power up in mario games.
I thought the same thing but it actually seems kinda smart since he can rest his body on the stools between steps.
Being able to have a closed fist pointing down is much better for the wrists. And I would think being able to avoid walking on knuckles is better for the fingers.
Ideally I guess comfy handles on one side of each stool would be best. Would give him somewhere to rest as well as somewhere good to grab.
You mean "handulating"
If you look carefully, he sits on the two stools with every step of the other arm. So I think that not only does he manages to keep clean but he probably limits the effort he has to make.
It's probably ignored, but that wife is phenomenal and seems to not even hesitate at adding more work to help her family be happier. Wholesome shit all around right here.
Edit: my first silver and it's ~two~?! Thank you kind strangers!
Also really happy people did in fact notice the wife also busting ass :D you people rock!
I want my wife to carry me like this and I have two perfectly good legs.
You might have to lose some weight
Which can easily be done if you cut off your legs
Edit: spelling, thx
I’ll get the saw...
I'll get my axe!
And my energy sword
And the meat scepter
Lets make sausagesw
You have my bow!
Let me just grab my lightsaber from my night stand.
I have to lose 20 more pounds...
OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!
"I lost, like, 27 pounds"
"Oh my god, what is your secret?"
"... I had my arms ripped off!!"
Edit: The Most Popular Girls in School
You might have to loose some weight
You might have to loose some weight
Why can’t anyone write the word “lose” right :(
Well that's a bit embarrassing
She probably isn't thinking of it as work
Man women are great at this. I kind of binge watched lots of YouTube couple videos where one of the people in the couple were severely disabled and it is always the fucking man that is disabled. I couldn't find one couple the other way around. Women are just natural caregivers.
Just search interabled couples. Makes me glad to be a man.
Women are socialized from a young age to be caregivers. It’s common for little girls to get baby dolls as toys. Think about how weird that is for a second: you’re barely out of diapers and the adults in your life are already training you to take care of an infant. They make baby dolls that pee and you have to change their diapers. For little girls. And I don’t know a single girl in my generation who didn’t have a fake kitchen as a toy or at least play with one at a friend’s house. Housework and childcare are socialized into girls from the moment they can play.
Luckily when I was about seven or eight my mom had a moment where she thought “These are all the most difficult and draining parts of my life. Why am I conditioning my daughters to accept cooking, cleaning, and childcare as their only destiny?” Once they got me a chemistry set and some legos I never picked up the damn baby doll again.
Those are positive traits and critically important skills though. Instead of taking them away we should really be giving boys those toys as well
I don’t think actual infant care is a skill four year olds are developing with their dolls. And kitchen play is nothing like actual cooking, it’s just playing the part of domestic work. You’re not teaching them how to do those things, just that that’s what they should be doing.
I'm not positive that women are born better caregivers than men. I think that we're certainly socialized to take on that role more often, but I think that men have all the same instincts and emotions to be nurturing, it's primarily an issue of what's considered "manly" vs what's "ladylike."
I'm not really disagreeing with your sentiment, but I just think it's due to socialization rather than natural instinct.
Bit of both probably. Cause estrogen.
I read somewhere that when a man gets sick, very rarely does the woman leave him. But when a woman gets sick, like 80% of men leave them.
I don't remember the exact number, but it was really high like that. And when I say sick I mean enough to need care.
No it's not. Not to me. I talk a lot of shit, because usually bitches aint shit, but that is a wholesome mother, wife, and woman. God bless her. For real. I like your username too, good ass band.
Dude for real that woman deserves a medal. Not to discredit the guy or anything, it just seems people would focus on the guy so much due to his disability that they'd miss the girl is perfectly balancing everything else, and subtly at that.
On the band note... 2 of PWDs live shows are in my top 3 all time concerts. If you haven't been, it's worth even a several hour drive. Definitely liked em more when they were smaller (ya know like every band ever) but the concert I went to still went hard af. Cheers tho, you're now the 7th person to recognize a user I've used in everything for the past 12ish years.
But his shirt says sis
Asian women are definitely like this. A white woman would have divorced him and murdered the kids most likely.
Woah. That harness-stroller thing for the baby is pretty neat.
Let them walk, but don't let them fall or get away! Brilliant!
Wait till you see them on the day care groups.
Teacher will be all “Now, Aasher! now, Danner! now, Anser and Nixon!
On, Rocket! on Cupid! on, Donald and Fritz'n"
A quote fitting of a dictator - only right that it also fits a parent 😝
wait, you aren't training a seeing eye baby?
“It’s a therapy baby. I’m legally allowed to take it with me on the bus.”
That's exactly what I thought! That's a pretty slick design.
It also looked like that baby was struggling to hold itself up in the next scene, in the chair. I’m wondering if the harness is a means of helping it gain strength. Or alternatively if the harness has weakened the baby’s muscles.
I tried to do a similar thing using a hoola hoop that the baby held but this is a million times better.
It's a baby yoke, soon it'll be hitched up to dad's cart and can haul him around town!
I wonder where I could purchase the harness-stroller thing.
She is a keeper
Ikr ? Between keeping one kid in a harness, holding on to the other one, making sure he doesn't fall off his dad's shoulders and carrying the husband when the terrain gets rough... She sure deserves a medal.
It's his sister you sick fuck
his sister is a keeper
If that's true they should exchange shirts
Lol get down voted bigot
Damn that's wholesome
Makes me feel a bit more motivated to actually get my shit in gear.
Is that a pun
Edit: So much butthurt over a silly comment.
No you Normie.
It is, whether intended or not. Thanks for your time.
Shut up Normie.
> Calling people a Normie
> Can't take an edgy joke
Go play some minecraft neckbeard lol
Edit: Minecraft is for fat people.
... said the neckbeard
It’s you dumbass.
You play WoW... lol you are in no position to call people neckbeards
I post in r/economy, I've never once posted in "meme economy". Are you illiterate?
Edited before you replied, but the comment stands.
Edit: ah, /r/drugs too. Makes sense now
I know right, an adult making informed, responsible decisions about what they put in their bodies. Totally a neckbeard. It must take a lot of effort to switch between accounts to troll.
Wtf man, I was about to type: The man, the myth, the leg end, but this was just too awesome and hit my heart!
Lol, you just typed it anyway, but with a disclaimer.
Eggo my legos.
Everyones talking about the guy loosing his legs, while I’m here wandering when did they lose there kid in the last clip.
I'm glad someone else noticed that. I'm somewhat worried for the vanishing second baby.
Excuse me sir you left your legs in the car
I was looking at that like "how is he controlling contorting himself to fit in there?"
This looks like it's in China, it's not a very wheelchair friendly country
It's even less plastic stool friendly.
Plastic stools are everywhere in China. Every family has a dozen to use on hand.
Yeah why the plastic stools. At least get some firm ones made out of wood with a carpet layer on top and rubber grips/rubber feet
Probably because it's cheap, disposable, and available any where in China
Not to mention lighter.
The wood is heavier than plastic. Maybe that has something to do with it.
I think if you took the bottom off on of those canes with four points and made a handle in the center like a door pull or something that would work. Damn. Now I want to create something easier for this guy.
The raised handle would cause an issue with his hand when he's putting the pressure on it to move though.
Maybe this is the way he has moved all his life and it comes second nature to him.. So he doesn't even think about it.
Also I saw he has a little car that looks fun as he to drive around.
True. If it is what he is used to and works for him keep doing it. The car does look awesome. Riding with his babies along is wonderful,
You an engineer?
Lots pf places are not. North American fails in lots of places but in my experience it's the best place for mobility impaired. Not that I have those struggles, but my uncle, dad, and buddy do
Bruh, i had to scroll way farther than i should have to find this comment.
Or a hoverboard !
Somebody needs to print that fine gentleman some proper hand foot chairs.
In happy for this man
I am too. He found his salvation.
That dude strong as fuck
It helps to have as strong a woman as his wife.
The lesser-known perks of being married to a femdom
But arm no big!
Yes, but small in size. I would aspect two arms like Hulk Hogan.
Or do you mean his wife?
Exactly what I was thinking. His arms should be the size of legs in thickness.
How does this guy with no legs find love and raise a family and I can’t even get a girl to look in my direction
Judging from the pic they live in a nice place in China. He or she could be well off. That plus the guy is in shape, has a nice style and doesn't let the loss of his legs get him down. One thing my dad always told me was if you want to attract women (or men) be nice and motivated. They are two very attractive characteristics in life.
True true. And he keeps himself tidy. They make a good looking couple and honestly I think they are both lucky to have each other. He ain’t just sitting around doing nothing. He’s raising his babies too. Cute cute couple. They both are strong.
If they were well off I feel like he could have had a better way of getting around than those two plastic stools.
Stop forcing them ;)
You can. But you have to work on yourself, be someone you love, be someone some else wants to love.
You don't know anything about this. she could have been pregnant when he lost his legs. And he might have lost his legs training for the Olympics, or he could have just been born without legs and just be a cool guy all around. So don't judge yourself against others, be the best you, and that's your best shot.
You assume that's what he looked like before they met. They assume that's his kid.
Who need Legs anyways
Bean bag chairs would beg to differ
That baby walker is awesome.
I'd love to know where to get one or even know what to Google to find it.
Baby-walking harness. Obviously.
Someone needs to invent a chair with wheels on it
well, see they tried that, gave his wheels stools but he just kept eating shit. so they gave up.
This is clearly unexpected. But also very wholesome. Atleast imo.
This is so wholesome omg
That is the strongest and cutest video I’ve ever seen! She’s one strong lady!!
She is a strong woman.
I hope the car doesn't get towed.
This the love I need
Man this guy needs a wheelchair. Over the years that's going to wreck his tendons.
Love is amazing
Off the wall question. Do y’all think he wears a cup? Looks like he may pinch a ball or smash a tip often. Eeeeek
He met the right woman.
I'm glad everything worked out for Lt. Dan in the end.
...he got a dick
When his kids grow up, he can use the strollers the get around.
Are you thinking the same as me? How do they....
I am. And I bet it's magical.
Bless her heart. And his
Nothing is stopping these two from being wonderful parents. So much respect.
If I were him I'd just stay in this mini car and drive around like ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ But jokes aside, this is a great family right there who is working really hard to keep everything good and functioning :) especially much respect to the mother :)
I like to imagine he occasionally has one leg
Where's the other kid in the last part of the video!?
Is it... Is it wrong that I want to see someone like this, with no legs, naked..?
I'm just... I'm so curious what that looks like.
Super cute couple & family! God bless them all.
The wife holding up the baby during the shoulder ride seemed needlessly risky.
That car is probably towed by now
that's just cool
The stools are kind of genius. Any broken glass or anything doesn't poke him in the ass.
It hit me in the cockles or specifically, sub-cockle areas of the heart.
What a loving relationship.
this dudes abs must be next fucking level
I love how excited the baby is on his shoulders. They’re going to grow up with a lot of love.
That’s true love right there
The fricken baby handle
Someone get this guy a wheel chair or something cause those step stools are silly
That’s what real love looks like. “An excellent wife who can find? She is more precious than jewels.” Proverbs 31
Dude has 8 legs
That's perfect wife material right there.
Why did I just assume his legs would fit in the car?
Firstly, I hope she gets a medal. And secondly, I hope he gets a Segway.
This, this here is beautiful!
Can someone build that guy some bionic legs.
Twins? At what age can he create a harness for them to act as his legs
Does that count as 'walking in all fours'?
Where is his pee stored?
The handle they had for steering the kid at 0:21 is what I was more amazed at.
This guy reminds me of the half asian joke
This guy is also brobably half an asian
Okay the guy at the end of the month
I wonder how they fuck... does she sit on him and ride him? I mean, that's the most logical thing to think, right? But, my stupid ass just imagined her unlocking a 8 inner gates, while going super saiyan god, lifting this nigga up and sticking his cock into her and ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora.
Is it weird that I thought about sex positions you are only abled to do without legs while watching this ?
And he still carries the child on his shoulders. Upvote.
W0ow he wins best dad of the year just for his dedication
I feel like he might accidentally sit on his balls
question, why doesn't he use prosthetics? he seems to have a nice house and a nice car, so clearly not in a poverty-ridden part of the world.
Not gonna lie, I expected this. But only because I saw the subreddit it was in
...how he got he-... im not even No im not gonna...
The clip at the end shows how wonderful that lady is.
Now him have 1 leg
Don't get me wrong because I don't share the same "compassion" as you redditors but this guy as well as the woman shouldn't have been put through all this.
Now repeat after me: There's nothing wrong with eugenics.
He does still have one leg though
So uh, if he lost his bottoms bits, then how did he uhhh, y’know. Have kids.
this is beautiful
how that little baby get so drunk?
That's just how babies are.
I’m surprised he doesn’t add padding to the handles
Jesus even that guy is getting laid. Why can't I?
Wouldn't gloves work kinda better?
There's somebody for everyone
I didn't plan to cry today. This is amazing.
He lost both but was blessed with twins
This shit broke my heart
Never skip arm day
We can improve him. We have the technology.
If he would accept robotic legs. Then he could drive a real car.
This guy can walk on using his hands this is awesome. I can barely get up the stairs
Did he fight in Nam?
The sheer upper body strength of this lad
His wife is seriously doing all the leg work here
We don t realize how lucky we are with our fully working body. He has a great wife also
Dude, if you can do this whilst simultaneously raising a family, you are a legit god. Credit to this man
How did that have sex?
Strange amount of Chinese videos popping up all over the internet. Makes me very uncomfortable. I won’t conform to your regime u ugly chinky bastards. I know what you’re up to!!
@ThatTeeshirt Yeah. We know.
How did they...you know...
I love the kid harnas.
Imagine walking like that and accidentally crushing your balls...
Oh she cheated, her kids shouldn't have legs XO how does he not see it? Our love blinds us
I'd definitively be getting a DNA test.
"added bonus of feel good vibes"? Because he gets to choke her out? Sicko!
Your attempt at a joke has failed. Would you like to try again?
a better question is why u dont have a kid even with a pee pee