Mouse hell and cat heaven are the same place.
37 upvotes
3 comments
bountifulknitter
1 day ago
Mouse hell and cat heaven are the same place.
Game Arcades are just casinos for children
58 upvotes
12 comments
Tyzorg
1 day ago
Game Arcades are just casinos for children
Horses would be a lot scary if they ate meat
11 upvotes
2 comments
RussRogers
1 day ago
Horses would be a lot scary if they ate meat
Jackson Pollock: weird flecks but okay
15 upvotes
2 comments
orangepek0e
1 day ago
Jackson Pollock: weird flecks but okay
Life is a death sentence
32 upvotes
3 comments
Fantastic_Mr-Fox_
1 day ago
Life is a death sentence
Cheese is a loaf of milk.
146 upvotes
19 comments
Chic0late
1 day ago
Cheese is a loaf of milk.
Cats are taller when they sit down.
24 upvotes
3 comments
Sebulista
1 day ago
Cats are taller when they sit down.
No one will ever know the loneliest person.
112 upvotes
6 comments
TurboStink
1 day ago
No one will ever know the loneliest person.
Your computer freezes when it overheats
50 upvotes
11 comments
AndersRL
1 day ago
Your computer freezes when it overheats
What Is A Showerthought?
4906 upvotes
280 comments
RamsesThePigeon
1 year ago
What Is A Showerthought?
Roller coasters are just simulating danger
14 upvotes
1 comments
KovAJSJ
1 day ago
Roller coasters are just simulating danger
If you fart in space, it pushes you forward
22 upvotes
11 comments
Fantastic_Mr-Fox_
1 day ago
If you fart in space, it pushes you forward
The word long is shorter than the word short
16 upvotes
8 comments
Lil_Natey
1 day ago
The word long is shorter than the word short
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
77 upvotes
4 comments
Captainstartrek
1 day ago
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Cat girls have 4 ears
43 upvotes
13 comments
FireWarrior99999
1 day ago
Cat girls have 4 ears
The first college professors never went to college
185 upvotes
10 comments
osrs_yorb
1 day ago
The first college professors never went to college
Whoever said violets are blue is a dumbass
26 upvotes
4 comments
Fantastic_Mr-Fox_
1 day ago
Whoever said violets are blue is a dumbass
The moon has never felt the touch of human skin.
74 upvotes
10 comments
SentientSerpent
1 day ago
The moon has never felt the touch of human skin.
Hyenas are just crackhead Wolves.
17 upvotes
7 comments
mylawyersamorty
1 day ago
Hyenas are just crackhead Wolves.
To succeed on r\unpopularopinion is a paradox
67 upvotes
8 comments
henry_dree
1 day ago
To succeed on r\unpopularopinion is a paradox