Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
5518 upvotes
318 comments
RamsesThePigeon
10 months ago
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
r/Showerthoughts is looking for new moderators!
65 upvotes
21 comments
drumcowski
2 days ago
r/Showerthoughts is looking for new moderators!
You're just the last sperm out of billions to die.
7661 upvotes
148 comments
256Moin256
12 hours ago
You're just the last sperm out of billions to die.
Depression makes you an NPC in your own life.
6007 upvotes
109 comments
DemiserofD
15 hours ago
Depression makes you an NPC in your own life.
The total number of people your age can only decrease.
298 upvotes
33 comments
marvellousmistake
7 hours ago
The total number of people your age can only decrease.
The brain is technically just electric meat
0 upvotes
16 comments
MilkyToothBrush
6 hours ago
The brain is technically just electric meat
The sky in the ancient times must have looked amazing.
137 upvotes
11 comments
matt7839
10 hours ago
The sky in the ancient times must have looked amazing.
When alarms go off they are actually turning on
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24 comments
chiefredbull
23 hours ago
When alarms go off they are actually turning on
Most of us like our bread medium rare
66 upvotes
15 comments
dorkson
9 hours ago
Most of us like our bread medium rare
Sex is a low tier summoning spell.
287 upvotes
28 comments
therustycan500
17 hours ago
Sex is a low tier summoning spell.
In your head you can mimic anyone's voice.
95 upvotes
12 comments
epiphany_21
12 hours ago
In your head you can mimic anyone's voice.
Splurge on the honeymoon, go cheap AF on the wedding
39 upvotes
11 comments
rnielsen776
8 hours ago
Splurge on the honeymoon, go cheap AF on the wedding
The difference between laddies and ladies is the D
134 upvotes
6 comments
froncerro
15 hours ago
The difference between laddies and ladies is the D
In 202 years it will be 2/22/2222.
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10 comments
niko-
10 hours ago
In 202 years it will be 2/22/2222.
The most abnormal personality trait is to be completely normal.
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2 comments
GeneralAutismo_
7 hours ago
The most abnormal personality trait is to be completely normal.
One day Arnold Schwarzenegger won't be back.
551 upvotes
51 comments
UwUGeert
1 day ago
One day Arnold Schwarzenegger won't be back.
If cancer affects half of your colon it's semicolon cancer.
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MasterofCreamCheese
6 hours ago
If cancer affects half of your colon it's semicolon cancer.
If money grew on trees, the ozone later would never deplete.
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trebleclefofficial
6 hours ago
If money grew on trees, the ozone later would never deplete.
We really take for granted how fast we can move our eyes
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MilkyToothBrush
6 hours ago
We really take for granted how fast we can move our eyes
You probably pulled your pants up more often than down.
1023 upvotes
78 comments
alaplayah
1 day ago
You probably pulled your pants up more often than down.
curiosity kills more ants than cats
15 upvotes
2 comments
zhengfao
7 hours ago
curiosity kills more ants than cats
If you lose your dogs love that is 100% on you
16 upvotes
3 comments
Krash_Gryphter
7 hours ago
If you lose your dogs love that is 100% on you
Someone had to decide what shape each letter and number was
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MilkyToothBrush
6 hours ago
Someone had to decide what shape each letter and number was
No matter who you are, your ancestors were African.
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17vicky37
7 hours ago
No matter who you are, your ancestors were African.
Lemon squeezy is not easy peasy; it's in fact extremely hard.
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4 comments
flyingcarpetengineer
6 hours ago
Lemon squeezy is not easy peasy; it's in fact extremely hard.
The Incredibles could very well take place in the world of GTA Online
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1 comments
King_of_Spicy_Meems
7 hours ago
The Incredibles could very well take place in the world of GTA Online
The first cave man to build a house became a house man
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3 comments
Lord-Loss-31415
8 hours ago
The first cave man to build a house became a house man