"Grape" is not a fun word in pig latin.
0 upvotes
4 comments
Mikeman101
6 hours ago
"Grape" is not a fun word in pig latin.
3:00 AM feels more like midnight than midnight itself
0 upvotes
1 comments
wingwaffle
5 hours ago
3:00 AM feels more like midnight than midnight itself
Going to jail for kidnapping is an eye-for-an-eye punishment
1003 upvotes
19 comments
SpyralHam
11 hours ago
Going to jail for kidnapping is an eye-for-an-eye punishment
A fish type could go extinct without knowing
0 upvotes
3 comments
ironbolk
6 hours ago
A fish type could go extinct without knowing
Headbanging is inverted twerking
273 upvotes
12 comments
lmnotreal
11 hours ago
Headbanging is inverted twerking
If you film it, it’s porn not prostitution.
17 upvotes
6 comments
MegaSpuds
8 hours ago
If you film it, it’s porn not prostitution.
At one time the population number was 6,969,696,969
2410 upvotes
185 comments
Seppuku-_-
14 hours ago
At one time the population number was 6,969,696,969
If you highfive yourself in a mirror you can't miss
278 upvotes
24 comments
niinuu
15 hours ago
If you highfive yourself in a mirror you can't miss
Most of us live in secondhand houses.
20 upvotes
2 comments
k1nkyw1nky
8 hours ago
Most of us live in secondhand houses.
Farting naked on a leather couch is like utilizing three ass-cheeks.
1138 upvotes
60 comments
letmeseeyourphone
17 hours ago
Farting naked on a leather couch is like utilizing three ass-cheeks.
Thanks to IVF, you can now have virgin ancestors
24 upvotes
5 comments
Fact_Buster
7 hours ago
Thanks to IVF, you can now have virgin ancestors
Technically, all glasses are 3D glasses.
1544 upvotes
65 comments
NGMalanga
1 day ago
Technically, all glasses are 3D glasses.
This is the year to say “ This is 2019, not 1920”
497 upvotes
40 comments
smart_guy101
17 hours ago
This is the year to say “ This is 2019, not 1920”
Bubbles are to fish what rain is to humans
5104 upvotes
92 comments
Gusus02
1 day ago
Bubbles are to fish what rain is to humans
Someone out there has farted the smelliest fart ever
31 upvotes
20 comments
caca-petillo
8 hours ago
Someone out there has farted the smelliest fart ever
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
2138 upvotes
141 comments
RamsesThePigeon
1 month ago
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
If you walk on ice, then you can effectively walk on water.
65 upvotes
6 comments
The_One_Guy69
10 hours ago
If you walk on ice, then you can effectively walk on water.
1/3 is 2/3 of 1/2
238 upvotes
45 comments
xevetv
19 hours ago
1/3 is 2/3 of 1/2
You do a lot of reading while you’re driving.
0 upvotes
7 comments
Plummles
6 hours ago
You do a lot of reading while you’re driving.
Your dentist also know how clean your nose is.
16 upvotes
3 comments
BenjaBoy28
7 hours ago
Your dentist also know how clean your nose is.
You don't realise how much you miss someone...
30 upvotes
10 comments
Reox56
11 hours ago
You don't realise how much you miss someone...
Good kids would look for who’s clever. Not who’s boss.
27 upvotes
6 comments
GuaranteedEngine
10 hours ago
Good kids would look for who’s clever. Not who’s boss.
An old picture is often of a young person
31 upvotes
2 comments
Erikjb12
10 hours ago
An old picture is often of a young person
The average number of arms in the world is less than two
95 upvotes
13 comments
NemoHoes247
12 hours ago
The average number of arms in the world is less than two
Porn always sounds too loud when you’re not home alone
100 upvotes
12 comments
bobsyauncle1993
10 hours ago
Porn always sounds too loud when you’re not home alone