"You're projecting" is the adult version of "no you".
47 upvotes
9 comments
Bahlsen63
8 hours ago
"You're projecting" is the adult version of "no you".
Living increases the chance of getting cancer.
0 upvotes
1 comments
WolfedWhale
4 hours ago
Living increases the chance of getting cancer.
The minute hand is the second hand.
0 upvotes
2 comments
OctoEN
4 hours ago
The minute hand is the second hand.
Tomorrow at 9:19AM will be 9:19 on 9/19/19
237 upvotes
26 comments
mrzurcon
16 hours ago
Tomorrow at 9:19AM will be 9:19 on 9/19/19
Any post can be found in hot if you scroll long enough
0 upvotes
2 comments
DerUebamensch
3 hours ago
Any post can be found in hot if you scroll long enough
A snake never lands on its feet
0 upvotes
4 comments
burninatingpeople
4 hours ago
A snake never lands on its feet
Privacy is being able to watch porn with the sound on
75851 upvotes
1306 comments
jcmidmo
17 hours ago
Privacy is being able to watch porn with the sound on
We will never reach future, it will be present
22 upvotes
6 comments
zilia_
7 hours ago
We will never reach future, it will be present
We will run out of space to bury people
0 upvotes
19 comments
machomike12
5 hours ago
We will run out of space to bury people
GameStop is going to be the next Blockbuster
127 upvotes
17 comments
timka3
13 hours ago
GameStop is going to be the next Blockbuster
Russia is strongly anti-gay but is also well known for ballet
109 upvotes
26 comments
UnholyDemigod
5 hours ago
Russia is strongly anti-gay but is also well known for ballet
Your sex drive is how far you are willing to drive to have sex.
52 upvotes
11 comments
JaganMohanRth
11 hours ago
Your sex drive is how far you are willing to drive to have sex.
Thunder is the battle cry of electrons.
122 upvotes
7 comments
carbonbased92
8 hours ago
Thunder is the battle cry of electrons.
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
4730 upvotes
281 comments
RamsesThePigeon
4 months ago
Your Essential Guide to Showerthoughts
Russia is the least Asian of all Asian countries
87 upvotes
22 comments
GATESOFOSIRIS
5 hours ago
Russia is the least Asian of all Asian countries
You can do something on purpose but the thing you did have no purpose
17 upvotes
2 comments
HereForTheSoobridit
5 hours ago
You can do something on purpose but the thing you did have no purpose
If everything goes smoothly, you probably won't remember today.
80308 upvotes
1382 comments
speakeasy518
1 day ago
If everything goes smoothly, you probably won't remember today.
It's lucky that we never get an itch, on the inside.
17 upvotes
7 comments
HumbleTrees
7 hours ago
It's lucky that we never get an itch, on the inside.
When you have downsyndrome in australia, its upsyndrome.
13 upvotes
1 comments
-_-Lander-_-
5 hours ago
When you have downsyndrome in australia, its upsyndrome.