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i honestly have no clue why but your comment just made me push out a really thick fart. it felt amazing and i thank you for that.
but it was weird as fuck. it could have been coincidence but i honestly feel like it was the comment that made me fart.
there's no smell either which is a disappointment but hopefully another one will come soon so i can plug my asshole with my finger during the flatulence and get a good whiff of something nice.
as all things should be
As all things should be
nice username ;)
r/shootingfishinabarrel and r/everyfuckingthread all over again
can I be in the screenshot but my name is covered by a copy of this comment
That’s actually a quote from Sheen. They took that part out when Steve Buscemi was no longer doing the role because of 9/11.
better out than in I always say
Holy shit I’m making waffles
But why fart and waste it, when you can belch and taste it?
Love this copypasta
I'm trying not to wake my boyfriend, holy shit, I can't stop laughing!
Imagine getting gold for a copypasta.
He got gold for sharing it with us, not for writing it
I couldn't fart, more tests needed.
Just poo you idiot then you’l get lots of farts
Solid farts don't count lol, don't be silly
Greater word said by anonymous redditor
You should try to get one of those m o i s t farts
It's your butt immediately making space to receive the ogre-y love from the one and only
Oh fuck I farted too Im not even joking
I can honestly say I’ve never heard that one before.
Oh hello there.
Better out than in, I always say.
I literally farted too
Better out than in he always says
Better out than in I always say
I cried in laugher reading this to my friend
Funny I read your comment in Hermione's voice.
I tried feeling the screen I am blind and the brale doesnt work
I feel you fam
Can't you read? It ain't working.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
This is my swamp now
I love this and everything about it.
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much.
Dude thats rad
Fagott is an instrument
Imagine getting killed by basoon missile
Then imagine the missile is from Russia
American soldiers have lost their lives because a screaming hot FAGOT launched a hot load all over them
Children learn how to pronounce it
My eyes have been blessed and my ears purified
Faggot cells are seen in acute leukemia
9 year olds army
9gag = 9 year olds??? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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no we are not normies you can talk to our leader PewDiePie on YouTube, but he only talks to subscribers
Fuck 9gag. I was still a part of 9gag a little over a year ago. Then I realised how shitty it was and said hi to Reddit.
True reddit is waaay better but 9gag comments are funnier
I really don't want to be mean, but 9gag comments are an insufferable non-stop circlejerk of 16-19 year olds discovering "le adult internet" for the very first time.
Well welcome to the sunlit uplands of Reddit comment Valhalla... which isn't a circlejerk at all!
I absolutely agree that Reddit comments are also very often a circlejerk. Even me bashing 9gag on Reddit is in some way part of a circlejerk. It's just not as common (at least on some subs), and not as low tier.
I have to disagree. Just look at the comments of this post. They are funnier than the post itself. https://9gag.com/gag/aYYQMyv?ref=android
Yeah, sometimes the comments are quiet funny but once something mentioned in the post like black people, Americans, Chinese or Indian, it becomes a shitstorm of racist ignorant 14 years old kids thinking hating other people are "cool"
I never found those comments as hate. More like dark humour.
Idk mate, there was one time a post about trash problem in Africa and china, and the top comments, with 4k upvotes literally tell people to kill all African, Chinese and Indian, then come to their land and take their resources. I mean not joking, they discuss it in a serious way. I don't know if that is "dark humor" in your standard. Maybe you don't browse it long enough to see their true ugly side
Yeah that's pretty much dark humour to me. Sounds like an American reference I. E. Going to war and taking resources.
There were once a top comment that black people deserve rascism
Its mostly dark humor.
Some it can be seen as racist, yes, but its mostly dark humor.
9GAG is kind of like r/Imgoingtohellforthis with their obviously racist jokes but those racist jokes on 9GAG are actually funny.
I've seen literal memes just saying "51%", which depicts that 13% of US population (black) commit 51% of the crimes, on that subreddit, on 9GAG, if they make a dark humor joke, its mostly funny.
One of the funniest 9GAG comments is a response to a post that is basically a picture of a church getting striked by lightning, the commenter said "Friendly Fire".
I think I've used 9gag long enough to know what is a joke and what is actual racism that hide under "dark humor". In the old days, even before the kebab guy or older like pooping in the shower meme, there were even post for everyone to post their best dark humor jokes. But after years, as the 9gag policy to make the website more "family friendly" by banning porn and nsfw accounts. Ironically, after that many veterans left, many of them are educated adults, the new users majority are young teen, i guess so because their way of talking and their view about the world is just...very immature, ignorant, impolite. It's not just coincidence that many people left 9gag and come to Reddit and think that Reddit community is much better
I think Reddit is better because of subreddits anf not because the community is better.
Reddit is the same shit as 9GAG, when it comes to the community, its just that Reddit is more popular and there's a lot of interesting stuff on Reddit.
"That was 6 days of food for the village. Exile him!"
That's the only one I found remotely funny
More like 12-16
i've literally never went to 9gag because of what i've heard
Same, about 4 years ago i used to follow it on fb but quit after it started to feel stupid :/
Following 9gag on facebook or instagram is even worse than 9gag
dude, same. since I discovered reddit i find 9gag to be shittier and shittier everytime I log in.
It‘s a really toxic environment over there.
I was on 9gag then imgur. Imgur really hates 9gag but is also filled with screenshots of their comments. I really don't get it.
Basically 9GAG comments are superior to many other websites and most Reddit subreddits, due to its dark humor nature, so you'll see a bunch of posts stolen from x site and placed on 9GAG but you'll also see a lot of comments stolen from 9GAG and placed on x site.
I joined reddit to escape shit posts, reposts and mindless racism.... And here we are
I gagged 9 times yes
9gaggers gag on 9 inch cocks
reddit be like: dumb instagram normies steal our content!
also reddit: takes screenshot from 9GAG twitter
And posts its in r/Pewdiepiesubmissions
Thtas the thing 9gag sotled that line from meirl
You see there was a guy that posted the same thing before this tweet and theh made it look like it was their meme
And gets 50k+ upvotes.
idk why you're surprised, a lot of shit gets stolen from the interwebszzz
Not suprised, just dissapointed.
I'm not shrexy as fuck*
it be like that
Please, with those Peter Parker moves, he could easily steal your girl.
I love how much I hate this movie. I'm gonna go watch it again right now.
I like being bad.
We don't talk about that movie.
oh boy yeah
Username checks out
Shrek made me realize, I am gay.
Why are you gay ?!
Who says I'm gay?
You are gay
Ur mom gae
Anthropomorphic Disney characters is what did it for me but it's not like I haven't looked at Shrek porn before, which is honestly just memes. I was a bit disappointed actually.
Bruh, that's called zoophilia
U have a delusion of the highest ordaaaaaaaa
Shrek is the epidome of masculine sexiness
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He roar a mighty roar as he E J A C U L A T E S
He releases his shrek-tastic seed
You're causing vivid memories to resurface with that...
Really? 9gag? Downvote.
Jesus, what a world we live in where people are elitists about the shitty website they waste time on. We're all fucking peasants, bud. How we distract ourselves from that fact means nothing.
well sadly, that will 100% be on LWIAY.
Its a tweet, that 9gag posted, not 9gag.
I see 9gag, I downvote.
Shrek is life
Shrek is love
I can't believe this didn't get more upvotes lol
I'm already shrek
What about donkey
Im already doonkeh
I'll be fiona
Am alreadeh feeonah
You goddamn normie stealing memes from 9gag instagram page you should be ashamed of yourself
The meme is the comment though, and let's be honest, Shrek
Mida vittu sa paugud türa, kütan sulle molli kuradi pedekas
Thought this was a post from r/ComedyCemetery
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 9gag normie
A Twitter screenshot from 9gag account on reddit, what is happening guys ?
Come on, don't post 9gag stuff in here
Its a tweet that 9gag made and i saw that comment there so i took screenshot
What are you talking about, i saw this in r/dankmemes earlier. Criminal scum
its all ogre now
It's never ogre.
9gag makes me gag
Thank you 9gag, very cool
people say confidence is sexy
does finger guns
robbing from the thief this meme was on reddit 1st
Big Hands Big ____....
What have you done! You doomed us!
Except im 36 years old
So the repost tables have turned
WHO CARE ABOUT ABOUT GIRLS WE NEED FUKING MONEY AND FASTCAR AND TRAVLEING WORLD WITH MY FRIENDS FukLove&girlfriend live for Bitches
How low you have to be to follow fucking 9gag on fucking twitter and post a fucking shit cropped screenshot on it on fucking reddit. And its not even an original "joke". It's been used more times than my niece. And that's alot
Did u both of ur 2 brain cells writing that.
If you had any brain cells you wouldn’t post fucking 9gag on reddit
Kui sul oleks mõni ajurakk, siis sa ei pauguks siin ja ei yritaks olla köva kutt pedekas
Damn boi he is t h i c c
Shrek is love shrek is life.
Plz don't ever compare yourself to the glorious swamp lord
He also chose not to have one
Petition to make shriek host meme review
Beautiful animation if anyone is interested.
I'm 31 -_-
not real btw im 15
Oh shit dat me
you are not ugly, you are just not finding your kind
Sounds optimistic..but am still ugly.
Shreks got it going on
why art thou presence be residing in this waterlogged grassland of my owenership
I am so close to being Shrek after 25 without a girlfriend
Screenshot of a tweet made by 9gag and posted on reddit
When you finally get a gf
Its all ogre now
Crop your memes, dumbass
9gag stole that gag from reddit
Who is Sherk
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I wanna know how they know how old shrek is
how is this funny?
ohh.. cuz he's less sexy XDDD😂😂😂
10/10 would smash again
What do you mean Spidey, you are one sexy beast
Weird, did I just find a sub that likes 9gag?
SMH...does this mean he missed out on being a virgin wizard?
U know what’s worse...having a husband until u r 30...sigh
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Shrek is love
But its make believe
Wtf 9gag normies gtfo
I see what you did there OP.
Why can't I find a guy like shrek
I'm 30.. and single.. lies!
Unpopular opinion: we should team up with Instagram to take down 9gag. They steal from the both of us.
Actually, im really sexy. Ive heard from my friends that there are about 28 girls that have a crush on me, probably even inlove with me. I just have the handsomest face and girls fight for me lol just sayiin
Get a life egoist fag
Lord farquad: oh god what is that?
Shrek: well that it wasnt very nice its just a donkey
Hahaha soo true!
Yes plus Shrek looks like hes gotta be packing a goddamn anaconda in his big dumb pants
Moth starts watering
Wait.. Shrek was only 30?
But I am 50
Hey Big Guy, suns getting real low.
If Shrek was gay, the bear community would have been all over him years ago.
Meme on a meme
I mean, damn he is sexy as fuck!
Väga naljakas oled kuradi pede
Was Shrek canonically 30 in Shrek 1.
You're Toby Maguire, you're the definiton of sexy...
Holy shit I know that guy on Twitter
He's also a fictional character
Haha 9gag on twitter haa
Gtfo with this 9gag shit
Look I realized this sub was normie, but we’ve stooped so low that 9Gag Twitter posts get to the front page.
Ban pew die pie
He's shrexy as fuck.
9 year olds shouldn't have girlfriends anyway.
It takes a few years to develop enough onion layers to create a good personality
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Shrek managed to make the first other ogre he ever met his girlfriend, that means 100% of all the wamen ogres he met luv him.
Dont compare me to Shrek sama
Thats not fair though. He can get a girl due to the smooth as silk accent of his
I don't know I guess I've become something of an icon
Shrek`s destiny is to live happily ever after
But what if im just as sexy as shrek?
OP, be honest. Was this stolen from iFunny?
This same post was cropped and posted to iFunny an hour ago
Remember you can’t spell progress without ogres
9 F A G
What could be worse, a twitter scrennshot for a meme or a 9gag screenshot?
I'm 87 and have not had a girlfriend what The fuck
OP, Why are you gay?
And he CHOSE to live be by himself for years and was feared by nearly everyone. And it’s not like there were a lot of ogre ladies in his vicinity
OH NO i think im gay now
How the hell do you know Shrek is 30?
Shrek is love Shrek is life
Bruh who hasn't?
9gag... more like 9gay
Niggga SHREK IS THICCC AF
I hate 9gag
This much upvote for a screencap of a 9gag meme on 9gag official Twitter. Wow. This is a new low.
Shrek promese Jesus to be pure until marrige.
I’ve masturbated to this picture for years. I guess the princess is okay too.
bolt of them to assume that Shrek didn't fill some juicy ogre puss before smh my head
Very good point
That profile pic looks like he is not telling us the truth
Does exist something in this sud that isn't a reee from r/dankmemes ?
Crispis Attucks was born in 1723 and is well known because he was the first person killed in the Boston massacre on March 5th 1770. He is thought to have escaped slavery in the 50s and he worked on whaling ships for the next twenty years. He was on the front lines in the Boston massacre with about 50 people and was shot twice in the chest by a man named William warren, dying instantly. The Boston massacre united the colonists against the British, so Crispus Attucks is considered the first hero of the American revolution.
Shrek makes all the ladies shriek in and flock towards the sexy beast
Bro broly is 40 year old virgin
Shrek's age isn't confirmed. He could be 6 for all we know
Fbi open up
Happy mic day
Lol im early
Michael Scott didn’t have a girlfriend in till he was like 40
Who's to say Shrek was 30?
Unlike shrek i have a tiny meat scepter
Well fuck shrek then >:(