I always wanted to be Shrek
57899 upvotes
398 comments
KarroVatsfeld69
1 week ago
I always wanted to be Shrek
RealNpcFag
3813
1 week ago

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[deleted]
2338
1 week ago

i honestly have no clue why but your comment just made me push out a really thick fart. it felt amazing and i thank you for that.

but it was weird as fuck. it could have been coincidence but i honestly feel like it was the comment that made me fart.

there's no smell either which is a disappointment but hopefully another one will come soon so i can plug my asshole with my finger during the flatulence and get a good whiff of something nice.

iphonedeleonard
1097
1 week ago
RippleNipple666
280
1 week ago
BigDaddyBluntz
163
1 week ago

Perfectly balanced

MTADO
128
1 week ago

as all things should be

Hhose
106
1 week ago
Fossick11
96
1 week ago
TECHNOLOPICAL
63
1 week ago

r/subsiknewiwasgonnafallfor

RayDeeUx
41
1 week ago
FussyShapeshifter
11
1 week ago
TheFuriousMax
-1
1 week ago

Perfectly balanced

TheGTGeek
32
1 week ago
Thunderlight2004
16
1 week ago

Perfectly Balanced

Doge1111111
10
1 week ago

As all things should be

DFatDuck
-1
1 week ago
theSpecialbro
24
1 week ago
all_hail_lord_Shrek
3
1 week ago
theSpecialbro
1
1 week ago

nice username ;)

nikini845
11
1 week ago
diliberto123
8
1 week ago
warptwenty1
7
1 week ago
DFatDuck
1
1 week ago

can I be in the screenshot but my name is covered by a copy of this comment

HellaBrainCells
1
1 week ago

That’s actually a quote from Sheen. They took that part out when Steve Buscemi was no longer doing the role because of 9/11.

Sad_fucc
-8
1 week ago
zol98
247
1 week ago

better out than in I always say

Hungover_Pilot
24
1 week ago

Holy shit I’m making waffles

Lasagna4Brains
13
1 week ago

sniff

asoge
1
1 week ago

But why fart and waste it, when you can belch and taste it?

curlsfappin
33
1 week ago

Love this copypasta

dizzira_blackrose
24
1 week ago

I'm trying not to wake my boyfriend, holy shit, I can't stop laughing!

Robotguy39
7
1 week ago

Imagine getting gold for a copypasta.

Kzero01
15
1 week ago

He got gold for sharing it with us, not for writing it

Chazthesquatch
4
1 week ago

I couldn't fart, more tests needed.

FluteManiac
1
1 week ago

Just poo you idiot then you’l get lots of farts

Chazthesquatch
1
1 week ago

Solid farts don't count lol, don't be silly

DetecJack
3
1 week ago

Greater word said by anonymous redditor

pychump
4
1 week ago
EgocentricRaptor
1
1 week ago
adamfarmer98
3
1 week ago

Relatable

HalfSnakeWizard
1
1 week ago

You should try to get one of those m o i s t farts

CobraKaiser1223
1
1 week ago

It's your butt immediately making space to receive the ogre-y love from the one and only

Bloody_SPY
1
1 week ago

Oh fuck I farted too Im not even joking

The-Vaping-Griffin
1
1 week ago

I can honestly say I’ve never heard that one before.

Xetrov821
1
1 week ago

Oh hello there.

ss_Remedy
1
1 week ago

Better out than in, I always say.

50colt30
1
1 week ago

I literally farted too

dawalkindict
1
1 week ago

Better out than in he always says

CaptainRadLad
1
1 week ago

Better out than in I always say

SmilingWhiteTeeth
1
1 week ago

I cried in laugher reading this to my friend

Henthoi
1
1 week ago

Funny I read your comment in Hermione's voice.

Spuils
18
1 week ago

I tried feeling the screen I am blind and the brale doesnt work

BlueGhost02
6
1 week ago

I feel you fam

Dabilon
4
1 week ago

Can't you read? It ain't working.

BlueGhost02
5
1 week ago

..:.::.

misterpyrrhuloxia
10
1 week ago
DIYW
6
1 week ago

This is my swamp now

grinsken
2
1 week ago

Lord emperor

Bitchboy234
2
1 week ago

I love this and everything about it.

maxymczech
1
1 week ago

I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much.

999horizon999
1
1 week ago

Dude thats rad

GalagaMarine
1
1 week ago

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greenmario47
898
1 week ago

"9gag"

Crusage1
464
1 week ago

9fag

Bossmaster_767
43
1 week ago

Fagott is an instrument

GoodThingsGrowInOnt
26
1 week ago

Imagine getting killed by basoon missile

Then imagine the missile is from Russia

American soldiers have lost their lives because a screaming hot FAGOT launched a hot load all over them

broccoli_meister
6
1 week ago
trololololololol9
1
1 week ago

My eyes have been blessed and my ears purified

yplayer4790
2
1 week ago

Faggot cells are seen in acute leukemia

DankoStormo
25
1 week ago

9fap

privaloid
24
1 week ago

9 year olds army

iguanagram
15
1 week ago

9gag = 9 year olds??? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

jeremy_jullian
4
1 week ago

x files theme song plays in the background

MrGrampton
1
1 week ago

no we are not normies you can talk to our leader PewDiePie on YouTube, but he only talks to subscribers

chri5on
4
1 week ago

9shrek

GoodThingsGrowInOnt
2
1 week ago

Glass houses

Silvercraft6453
47
1 week ago

Fuck 9gag. I was still a part of 9gag a little over a year ago. Then I realised how shitty it was and said hi to Reddit.

ZiangoRex
17
1 week ago

True reddit is waaay better but 9gag comments are funnier

EscapistIcewarden
34
1 week ago

I really don't want to be mean, but 9gag comments are an insufferable non-stop circlejerk of 16-19 year olds discovering "le adult internet" for the very first time.

Jafit
33
1 week ago

Well welcome to the sunlit uplands of Reddit comment Valhalla... which isn't a circlejerk at all!

EscapistIcewarden
9
1 week ago

I absolutely agree that Reddit comments are also very often a circlejerk. Even me bashing 9gag on Reddit is in some way part of a circlejerk. It's just not as common (at least on some subs), and not as low tier.

ZiangoRex
11
1 week ago

I have to disagree. Just look at the comments of this post. They are funnier than the post itself. https://9gag.com/gag/aYYQMyv?ref=android

flashhd123
12
1 week ago

Yeah, sometimes the comments are quiet funny but once something mentioned in the post like black people, Americans, Chinese or Indian, it becomes a shitstorm of racist ignorant 14 years old kids thinking hating other people are "cool"

ZiangoRex
7
1 week ago

I never found those comments as hate. More like dark humour.

flashhd123
7
1 week ago

Idk mate, there was one time a post about trash problem in Africa and china, and the top comments, with 4k upvotes literally tell people to kill all African, Chinese and Indian, then come to their land and take their resources. I mean not joking, they discuss it in a serious way. I don't know if that is "dark humor" in your standard. Maybe you don't browse it long enough to see their true ugly side

ZiangoRex
6
1 week ago

Yeah that's pretty much dark humour to me. Sounds like an American reference I. E. Going to war and taking resources.

Nibelungen342
1
1 week ago

There were once a top comment that black people deserve rascism

Scofield11
1
1 week ago

Its mostly dark humor. Some it can be seen as racist, yes, but its mostly dark humor.

9GAG is kind of like r/Imgoingtohellforthis with their obviously racist jokes but those racist jokes on 9GAG are actually funny.

I've seen literal memes just saying "51%", which depicts that 13% of US population (black) commit 51% of the crimes, on that subreddit, on 9GAG, if they make a dark humor joke, its mostly funny.

One of the funniest 9GAG comments is a response to a post that is basically a picture of a church getting striked by lightning, the commenter said "Friendly Fire".

Scofield11
0
1 week ago

Its mostly dark humor. Some it can be seen as racist, yes, but its mostly dark humor.

9GAG is kind of like r/Imgoingtohellforthis with their obviously racist jokes but those racist jokes on 9GAG are actually funny.

I've seen literal memes just saying "51%", which depicts that 13% of US population (black) commit 51% of the crimes, on that subreddit, on 9GAG, if they make a dark humor joke, its mostly funny.

One of the funniest 9GAG comments is a response to a post that is basically a picture of a church getting striked by lightning, the commenter said "Friendly Fire".

flashhd123
1
1 week ago

I think I've used 9gag long enough to know what is a joke and what is actual racism that hide under "dark humor". In the old days, even before the kebab guy or older like pooping in the shower meme, there were even post for everyone to post their best dark humor jokes. But after years, as the 9gag policy to make the website more "family friendly" by banning porn and nsfw accounts. Ironically, after that many veterans left, many of them are educated adults, the new users majority are young teen, i guess so because their way of talking and their view about the world is just...very immature, ignorant, impolite. It's not just coincidence that many people left 9gag and come to Reddit and think that Reddit community is much better

Scofield11
1
1 week ago

I think Reddit is better because of subreddits anf not because the community is better.

Reddit is the same shit as 9GAG, when it comes to the community, its just that Reddit is more popular and there's a lot of interesting stuff on Reddit.

Lawvamat
4
1 week ago

"That was 6 days of food for the village. Exile him!"

That's the only one I found remotely funny

0x3639
1
1 week ago

16-19

More like 12-16

greenmario47
14
1 week ago

i've literally never went to 9gag because of what i've heard

Jithin_16
5
1 week ago

Same, about 4 years ago i used to follow it on fb but quit after it started to feel stupid :/

Free15boy
9
1 week ago

Following 9gag on facebook or instagram is even worse than 9gag

Sedna1989
8
1 week ago

dude, same. since I discovered reddit i find 9gag to be shittier and shittier everytime I log in. It‘s a really toxic environment over there.

shujaa95
6
1 week ago

I was on 9gag then imgur. Imgur really hates 9gag but is also filled with screenshots of their comments. I really don't get it.

Scofield11
4
1 week ago

Basically 9GAG comments are superior to many other websites and most Reddit subreddits, due to its dark humor nature, so you'll see a bunch of posts stolen from x site and placed on 9GAG but you'll also see a lot of comments stolen from 9GAG and placed on x site.

Arisomn_YT
5
1 week ago

Nein gag

mh13570
3
1 week ago

I gag

dichkbutt
1
1 week ago

I joined reddit to escape shit posts, reposts and mindless racism.... And here we are

Hulabulia
1
1 week ago

I gagged 9 times yes

Sauerkraut1321
1
1 week ago

9gaggers gag on 9 inch cocks

Zerschmir
-1
1 week ago

9crack

Nakataali
320
1 week ago

reddit be like: dumb instagram normies steal our content!

also reddit: takes screenshot from 9GAG twitter

kelferkz
39
1 week ago

And posts its in r/Pewdiepiesubmissions

just_browsing11
5
1 week ago

Thtas the thing 9gag sotled that line from meirl You see there was a guy that posted the same thing before this tweet and theh made it look like it was their meme

DiamondRaven
3
1 week ago

And gets 50k+ upvotes.

bash32
1
1 week ago

idk why you're surprised, a lot of shit gets stolen from the interwebszzz

Nakataali
6
1 week ago

Not suprised, just dissapointed.

ALYSTEVENSON
297
1 week ago

I'm not shrexy as fuck*

maxschreck616
10
1 week ago

Same.

BobTheSlav
6
1 week ago

Me too

Xypher42
1
1 week ago

it be like that

MisterStealYourGirls
100
1 week ago

Please, with those Peter Parker moves, he could easily steal your girl.

MockErection
27
1 week ago

I love how much I hate this movie. I'm gonna go watch it again right now.

Superbrainz-for-Dayz
2
1 week ago

I like being bad.

bitter_truth_
1
1 week ago

We don't talk about that movie.

takutataku
6
1 week ago

oh boy yeah

LeRedditNormie
1
1 week ago

Username checks out

ThemTiTzTho
68
1 week ago

Shrek made me realize, I am gay.

-Daniell-
72
1 week ago

Why are you gay ?!

Totsietots
53
1 week ago

Who says I'm gay?

eat_deezNUT5
72
1 week ago

You are gay

ShapelessTomatoe
21
1 week ago

no u

AshielAshlyn
38
1 week ago

No, US.

Alarabi98
37
1 week ago
imnotanugga
7
1 week ago

Ur mom gae

Mrjn_13_SMURF
6
1 week ago

U gae

-Daniell-
5
1 week ago

You are gay

Choirboy33
5
1 week ago

Anthropomorphic Disney characters is what did it for me but it's not like I haven't looked at Shrek porn before, which is honestly just memes. I was a bit disappointed actually.

Lil_dog
1
1 week ago

Bruh, that's called zoophilia

High_sparrow_
1
1 week ago

U have a delusion of the highest ordaaaaaaaa

god_and_anime
66
1 week ago

SOMEBODY

ChickenLord105
46
1 week ago

ONCE

jakomak03
39
1 week ago

TOLD

Local_Disappointment
44
1 week ago

ME

EpicStone
37
1 week ago

THE

Papafrankudesuchan
39
1 week ago

WORLD

ARZZZIO
36
1 week ago

IS GONNA

namlasm1
35
1 week ago

ROLL ME

BionicYeti683
25
1 week ago
Zmanwindy
3
1 week ago

I

Kris12-50
1
1 week ago

AIN'T

Lil_dog
0
1 week ago

Ain't

[deleted]
-6
1 week ago

[deleted]

BingoBingo1999
16
1 week ago

I AINT

FridgeTVChairTable
17
1 week ago

THE SHARPEST

coincidentalacci
0
1 week ago

WRYYYYYY

Japsert43
-4
1 week ago

TRAGEDY

[deleted]
-11
1 week ago

[deleted]

Japsert43
1
1 week ago

OF

the__anonymous__user
1
1 week ago

MY

PsMaaster
1
1 week ago

SWAMP

[deleted]
-26
1 week ago

[deleted]

Mankind93
2
1 week ago

F

wierdguy88
35
1 week ago

True words

wasabigoose
23
1 week ago

Shrek is the epidome of masculine sexiness

_Facts
33
1 week ago

9gag rreeeeEEEEeeEee

twitterlinkbot
28
1 week ago

Direct link to tweet


This is a bot. Am I a 'Good bot'? All feedback is appreciated!

Mr_FilFee
24
1 week ago

Good bot

max_adam
10
1 week ago

Did this bot find a tweet from a screenshot of it? Nice.

milkteaOuO
7
1 week ago

Good bot

madebynasa
1
1 week ago

Good bot

Asshunter63
24
1 week ago

He roar a mighty roar as he E J A C U L A T E S

perfold7
8
1 week ago

He releases his shrek-tastic seed

FIuffyPiIIow
8
1 week ago

no don’t

yankatank
4
1 week ago

You're causing vivid memories to resurface with that...

John_Wyser
21
1 week ago

Really? 9gag? Downvote.

Homozygote
11
1 week ago

Jesus, what a world we live in where people are elitists about the shitty website they waste time on. We're all fucking peasants, bud. How we distract ourselves from that fact means nothing.

John_Wyser
8
1 week ago

9gager detected.

Homozygote
9
1 week ago

9gagger*

John_Wyser
4
1 week ago

faggot*

hugoreturns
1
1 week ago

well sadly, that will 100% be on LWIAY.

KarroVatsfeld69
-4
1 week ago

Its a tweet, that 9gag posted, not 9gag.

John_Wyser
24
1 week ago

I see 9gag, I downvote.

ElvarThorS
13
1 week ago

Amen brother

_deadinsidebitch_
13
1 week ago

Shrek is life Shrek is love

PhillipG2k7
3
1 week ago

I can't believe this didn't get more upvotes lol

kaostriker
10
1 week ago

I'm already shrek

imnotanugga
8
1 week ago

What about donkey

AFGClips
6
1 week ago

Im already doonkeh

imnotanugga
5
1 week ago

I'll be fiona

AFGClips
5
1 week ago

Am alreadeh feeonah

LovreBro
9
1 week ago

You goddamn normie stealing memes from 9gag instagram page you should be ashamed of yourself

Lil_dog
1
1 week ago

The meme is the comment though, and let's be honest, Shrek

etrickyy
9
1 week ago

fucking normie

KarroVatsfeld69
0
1 week ago

Mida vittu sa paugud türa, kütan sulle molli kuradi pedekas

Sealogic
7
1 week ago

Thought this was a post from r/ComedyCemetery

kekistani_ambasador
7
1 week ago

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 9gag normie

coleFamous
6
1 week ago

A Twitter screenshot from 9gag account on reddit, what is happening guys ?

The_Epic_Dude
5
1 week ago

Somebody

ChickenLord105
1
1 week ago

once

dizzira_blackrose
4
1 week ago

Told

YeetMister6969
1
1 week ago

Me

Kaynxrhaast
1
1 week ago

Me

biatcho2
4
1 week ago

9gag gay

Sourcan
4
1 week ago

9gag post in Pdp subreddit what is happening

juanecosta
4
1 week ago

Come on, don't post 9gag stuff in here

KarroVatsfeld69
-1
1 week ago

Its a tweet that 9gag made and i saw that comment there so i took screenshot

RondeExecutable
2
1 week ago

What are you talking about, i saw this in r/dankmemes earlier. Criminal scum

AFGClips
4
1 week ago

REEEEEEEEEE

About8Nuns
3
1 week ago

its all ogre now

perfold7
1
1 week ago

It's never ogre.

avmock
4
1 week ago

ew 9gag

CRUsTY_01
4
1 week ago

fuckin 9gay

TheImmuX
2
1 week ago

9gaga yikes

clap4kyle
3
1 week ago

9gag makes me gag

PsMaaster
3
1 week ago

9GAG

Wernerhatcher
3
1 week ago

Thank you 9gag, very cool

rweksad
2
1 week ago
calebthecorn
2
1 week ago

does finger guns

R1jshrik
2
1 week ago

robbing from the thief this meme was on reddit 1st

BeADamnStar
2
1 week ago

Big Hands Big ____....

Hmmmmmmmmm

BigOldLiar
2
1 week ago

What have you done! You doomed us!

Johnko42
2
1 week ago

Except im 36 years old

DarklordDisco
2
1 week ago

So the repost tables have turned

germandev23
2
1 week ago

WHO CARE ABOUT ABOUT GIRLS WE NEED FUKING MONEY AND FASTCAR AND TRAVLEING WORLD WITH MY FRIENDS FukLove&girlfriend live for Bitches

istealcrayons
2
1 week ago

How low you have to be to follow fucking 9gag on fucking twitter and post a fucking shit cropped screenshot on it on fucking reddit. And its not even an original "joke". It's been used more times than my niece. And that's alot

KarroVatsfeld69
1
1 week ago

Did u both of ur 2 brain cells writing that.

AkoyoMemes
2
1 week ago

If you had any brain cells you wouldn’t post fucking 9gag on reddit

KarroVatsfeld69
0
1 week ago

Kui sul oleks mõni ajurakk, siis sa ei pauguks siin ja ei yritaks olla köva kutt pedekas

DankMemePoster696969
2
1 week ago

Damn boi he is t h i c c

spicychinos
2
1 week ago

Shrek is love shrek is life.

me_likefood
2
1 week ago

Plz don't ever compare yourself to the glorious swamp lord

KarroVatsfeld69
1
1 week ago

Forgive me

LewdChef
2
1 week ago

He also chose not to have one

steven34567
2
1 week ago

Petition to make shriek host meme review

FunnyOnTheSide
2
1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQ8G-uoplE

Beautiful animation if anyone is interested.

Thelaw509
2
1 week ago

I'm 31 -_- not real btw im 15

Spider-Man1962
2
1 week ago

Oh shit dat me

Rowan-the-mad-lad
2
1 week ago

NOW THATS ALOTTA UPVOTES

irvanhs1
1
1 week ago

you are not ugly, you are just not finding your kind

ThemTiTzTho
2
1 week ago

Sounds optimistic..but am still ugly.

TTC69
1
1 week ago

Girlfriend time

RighteousEvenSteven
1
1 week ago

Shreks got it going on

The_Epic_Dude
1
1 week ago

Somebody

Kobi2906
1
1 week ago

why art thou presence be residing in this waterlogged grassland of my owenership

loki_norsegod
1
1 week ago

I am so close to being Shrek after 25 without a girlfriend

SpamMaster64
1
1 week ago

Pizza time

Soy_Sauce_Duck
1
1 week ago

Screenshot of a tweet made by 9gag and posted on reddit

VamshiOhgs
1
1 week ago

When you finally get a gf

Its all ogre now

Sir_Neb
1
1 week ago

Crop your memes, dumbass

Nearbymilf
1
1 week ago

Nein gag

doctor_octogonapus1
1
1 week ago

fuck 9gag

canineslayer-307
1
1 week ago

9gag stole that gag from reddit

ZiangoRex
1
1 week ago

Somebody

NegaNoob
1
1 week ago

Who is Sherk

donbigi
1
1 week ago

!pewdbot

PewdStatus
2
1 week ago

Pewdiepie is ahead of T-Series by 66,580 subs and requires only 19,829,818 more subs to beat Youtube Music!

Youtube Music: 104,830,918

Pewdiepie : 85,001,100

T-Series : 84,934,520

Use ! rewind to know the dislikes of rewind

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MochaKnee
1
1 week ago

I wanna know how they know how old shrek is

majiboi
1
1 week ago

how is this funny?
ohh.. cuz he's less sexy XDDD😂😂😂
no.

Gainsdalf_the_Whey
1
1 week ago

snaps fingers

Krr1232
1
1 week ago

10/10 would smash again

kronix6969
1
1 week ago

What do you mean Spidey, you are one sexy beast

usingastupidiphone
1
1 week ago

Weird, did I just find a sub that likes 9gag?

Lord_Mogambo
1
1 week ago

SMH...does this mean he missed out on being a virgin wizard?

M4ryploppins
1
1 week ago

U know what’s worse...having a husband until u r 30...sigh

randomcaqitaLization
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,004,573

T-Series: 84,940,542

Difference: 64,031


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MescalitoMosquito
1
1 week ago

Shrek is love

ceramicsmelter
1
1 week ago

AAAA 9GAG

clam_sandwich_the3rd
1
1 week ago

But its make believe

OPJustin
1
1 week ago
briga2236
1
1 week ago

Wtf 9gag normies gtfo

HonestSunnyHoney
1
1 week ago

I see what you did there OP.

Memeina
1
1 week ago

Why can't I find a guy like shrek

pexxan
1
1 week ago

9GAG btw

zeazemel
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,006,367

T-Series: 84,943,598

Difference: 62,769


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blastikgraff02
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,007,583

T-Series: 84,945,425

Difference: 62,158


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badger906
1
1 week ago

I'm 30.. and single.. lies!

GeneralFax
1
1 week ago

True PepeHands

Aquarterto9
1
1 week ago

Unpopular opinion: we should team up with Instagram to take down 9gag. They steal from the both of us.

Ala_Baster
1
1 week ago

Actually, im really sexy. Ive heard from my friends that there are about 28 girls that have a crush on me, probably even inlove with me. I just have the handsomest face and girls fight for me lol just sayiin

KarroVatsfeld69
1
1 week ago

Get a life egoist fag

Turtlize
1
1 week ago

same

Doctourtwoskull
1
1 week ago

Lord farquad: oh god what is that?

Shrek: well that it wasnt very nice its just a donkey

AkoyoMemes
1
1 week ago

Ew 9gag

Unique1512
1
1 week ago

Hahaha soo true!

Buffal0_Meat
1
1 week ago

Yes plus Shrek looks like hes gotta be packing a goddamn anaconda in his big dumb pants

Phil_the_giant
1
1 week ago

oof

Sasha_DD
1
1 week ago

Lul

GameNator
1
1 week ago
EarthLlama54703
1
1 week ago

Moth starts watering

tiberius_danger
1
1 week ago

Wait.. Shrek was only 30?

flawy12
1
1 week ago

But I am 50

martyconfetti
1
1 week ago

Hey Big Guy, suns getting real low.

zT1TzbaT
1
1 week ago

If Shrek was gay, the bear community would have been all over him years ago.

E-radMooseS
1
1 week ago
999horizon999
1
1 week ago

Meme on a meme

LordCharon
1
1 week ago

I mean, damn he is sexy as fuck!

Player_Two_
1
1 week ago

Feelsbadman

NikosKapoios
1
1 week ago
9yearoldpatriot
1
1 week ago

9gag Autism spotted?!!

KarroVatsfeld69
1
1 week ago

Väga naljakas oled kuradi pede

zoblasef
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,014,404

T-Series: 84,955,323

Difference: 59,081


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PtEthan
1
1 week ago

Was Shrek canonically 30 in Shrek 1.

where_m-
1
1 week ago

9gag.....smh

theteenten
1
1 week ago

Reeeeee

Oboroth
1
1 week ago

You're Toby Maguire, you're the definiton of sexy...

VhuFhu
1
1 week ago

Holy shit I know that guy on Twitter

schreck-means-fear
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,016,479

T-Series: 84,957,977

Difference: 58,502


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firelandsleeroy
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,016,519

T-Series: 84,958,013

Difference: 58,506


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CheekyChaise
1
1 week ago

He's also a fictional character

HansFlammenwerfer
1
1 week ago

Haha 9gag on twitter haa

Meme-boiii
1
1 week ago

Gtfo with this 9gag shit

Cheesestrings89
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,018,138

T-Series: 84,959,981

Difference: 58,157


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DoggoTheGreat
1
1 week ago

Look I realized this sub was normie, but we’ve stooped so low that 9Gag Twitter posts get to the front page.

DuckBollocks
1
1 week ago

Ban pew die pie

OhHelloThereCx
1
1 week ago

He's shrexy as fuck.

Slazman999
1
1 week ago

9 year olds shouldn't have girlfriends anyway.

curiousdryad
1
1 week ago

It takes a few years to develop enough onion layers to create a good personality

HelloItsMeLol
1
1 week ago

!rewind

PewdStatus
1
1 week ago

The youtube rewind is the most disliked video of all time. Youtube Rewind has 16,081,314 dislikes

bredenboii
1
1 week ago

Boy thicc

Amro165
1
1 week ago

Shrek managed to make the first other ogre he ever met his girlfriend, that means 100% of all the wamen ogres he met luv him.

Dont compare me to Shrek sama

NeDragons
1
1 week ago

Thats not fair though. He can get a girl due to the smooth as silk accent of his

Spider-Man1962
1
1 week ago

I don't know I guess I've become something of an icon

KristusKval
1
1 week ago

Shrek`s destiny is to live happily ever after

DrGiggleFritz
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,020,514

T-Series: 84,962,588

Difference: 57,926


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IHasPain
1
1 week ago

But what if im just as sexy as shrek?

Snakefishin
1
1 week ago

OP, be honest. Was this stolen from iFunny?

DJHASDIMONDS
1
1 week ago

9gag

Snakefishin
1
1 week ago

This same post was cropped and posted to iFunny an hour ago

bright-knight
1
1 week ago

Remember you can’t spell progress without ogres

Junkfile4
1
1 week ago

9gang

chegative
1
1 week ago

9 F A G

MicagaEmTi
1
1 week ago

What could be worse, a twitter scrennshot for a meme or a 9gag screenshot?

freecs11
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,024,982

T-Series: 84,967,646

Difference: 57,336


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LilMemesterrr
1
1 week ago

I'm 87 and have not had a girlfriend what The fuck

Mamadou_Mustafa
2
1 week ago

of course

doshitanmay4
1
1 week ago

OP, Why are you gay?

Warzombie3701
1
1 week ago

And he CHOSE to live be by himself for years and was feared by nearly everyone. And it’s not like there were a lot of ogre ladies in his vicinity

pickley_boy
1
1 week ago

OH NO i think im gay now

rock12et
1
1 week ago

Reeeee lol

ss_Remedy
1
1 week ago

How the hell do you know Shrek is 30?

OpenSourcePro
1
1 week ago
Faze_Guarino
1
1 week ago

Shrek is love Shrek is life

uwuntsum
1
1 week ago

ew 9gag

ChurchOfShrek51
1
1 week ago

Bruh who hasn't?

autistZombie
1
1 week ago

9gag... more like 9gay

NamllesFlipper
1
1 week ago

Niggga SHREK IS THICCC AF

knapperige-teis
1
1 week ago

I hate 9gag

Dino_comatose
1
1 week ago

This much upvote for a screencap of a 9gag meme on 9gag official Twitter. Wow. This is a new low.

cupand
1
1 week ago
Fern-ando
1
1 week ago

Shrek promese Jesus to be pure until marrige.

the_t1ckleman
1
1 week ago

I’ve masturbated to this picture for years. I guess the princess is okay too.

R3DM4ST3R
1
1 week ago

9Gag

LemonsRage
1
1 week ago

bolt of them to assume that Shrek didn't fill some juicy ogre puss before smh my head

JustAnotherWhiteBoy1
1
1 week ago

Very good point

dinnerbone333
1
1 week ago

That profile pic looks like he is not telling us the truth

Bitchboy234
1
1 week ago

Tru dat

myrtlemurrs
1
1 week ago
SirLLaw
1
1 week ago

Does exist something in this sud that isn't a reee from r/dankmemes ?

Kalebdev
1
1 week ago

Crispis Attucks was born in 1723 and is well known because he was the first person killed in the Boston massacre on March 5th 1770. He is thought to have escaped slavery in the 50s and he worked on whaling ships for the next twenty years. He was on the front lines in the Boston massacre with about 50 people and was shot twice in the chest by a man named William warren, dying instantly. The Boston massacre united the colonists against the British, so Crispus Attucks is considered the first hero of the American revolution.

Roenzo12
1
1 week ago

Shrek makes all the ladies shriek in and flock towards the sexy beast

XXX69NINJA
1
1 week ago

Bro broly is 40 year old virgin

YouNowHaveTheGay
1
1 week ago

!pvst

pewdsvstseries_bot
1
1 week ago

PewDiePie: 85,053,612

T-Series: 85,003,637

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LilAttackPug
1
1 week ago

Shrek's age isn't confirmed. He could be 6 for all we know

KarroVatsfeld69
2
1 week ago

Fbi open up

LilAttackPug
1
1 week ago

Happy mic day

aero-2
1
1 week ago

shrexy

HatsuneMiisku
1
1 week ago

Lol im early

ZenonAmazing
1
1 week ago

Michael Scott didn’t have a girlfriend in till he was like 40

Alannmr1
1
1 week ago

REEEE

FruittyTutti
1
1 week ago

Who's to say Shrek was 30?

SubToThatMexicanGuy
1
1 week ago

Unlike shrek i have a tiny meat scepter

The-Downvote-Master
0
1 week ago

Well fuck shrek then >:(

bentheman557
-2
1 week ago

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