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SorenClimacus

Ahh the classic Lincoln line "nothing makes an Englishman shit so quick as the sight of General Washington" repurposed well.

sloam1234

O'l Ethan Allen!

SorenClimacus

You are correct! I figured more people would get it from the scene in the movie Lincoln.

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sheepsleepdeep

Philadelphia is a classy town.

ImWrongYoureRight
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PM_ME_PLATYPUS_FACTS

Fuckin' one-bridge-having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about.

Emperor-Octavian

That doesn’t even make sense. Walt Whitman, Ben Franklin, Betsy Ross, Tacony Palmyra off the top of my head

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sheepsleepdeep

Dude. That is my go-to insult for Philly, being from the most-bridges-on-earth-havin-ass-city on the other side of the state.

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ProfuseDuck

We are a great people when it comes to out sports teams

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woodlickin
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heisenberg747

Hard to deny that it's fucking hilarious, though.

sheepsleepdeep

It's be funnier if Crosby didn't gave 2.3ppg this series and put up hat trick in the first game.

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BenV17

Here I think you dropped this: /s

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stiller17

flyer fans are always touching their weiners when they look at Crosby?

MuggleStomper

I’m a die hard flyers fan but this was an excellent observation

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muleman0517

I live in Philly but love Pittsburgh. Fans here are horrible. Love their teams but ignorant pricks

iPeePeeInYourCoke

They take pride in it.

altxatu

That’s philly in a nutshell.

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Aukama23

There's ignorant prick fans everywhere.

spanky842026

Not like Philly Fan.

Philly fans throw battery-laden snowballs at Santa. Philly fans curb stomp & kill each other. Philly fans puke on children. Philly fans sucker punch opponent's fans on the street. Philly fans boo their team's #1 overall draft pick.

That's just of the top of my head.

I hated that the Super Bowl had to be won for Philly fans or Massholes.

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irate_alien

I feel like this would cause a lot of splatter

Sasquatchit

My first thought too.

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YoBoyBuddha

I don't know what this means but I like it.

Nixon4Prez

Philadelphia and Pittsburgh are huge rivals and they're facing each other in the playoffs. Someone put a picture of the best player for Pittsburgh in the urinals at the Plilly arena.

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LuckeyCharmzz

Ha burn

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broniesnstuff

As a Pittsburgher (lived here less than 2 years but LOVE this city) I HAD to buy this shirt and it may be my favorite piece of clothing now.

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SerRydenFossoway

My old man has had a picture of Ron hextall in our toilet that we shit on since the 90s

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Rich_Posts

How'd that work for Philly? xD

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bleedred

OH! Burn!

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grilled_cheese1865

stay classy, philly

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Catchingtrees

But.... But there's no ice..

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kbclutch44

I went to a Pens/Flyers game in Philly many years ago. I had my pens jersey on, and it wasn’t that bad. I do recall they booed everything Most notably, an icing call.

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Phillyboishowdown

Flyers fan here, Yep

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2sip

No worries, he will get a concussion his first shift.

Giggity_1981

Hat trick game one. 4 points in game three. Doesn't seem like your prediction is correct.

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Galifrae

*A goal

FTFY

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LukeHarper4President

Pittsburgh fans...where nobody cared until they started winning. I remember the mid-2000s where they thought about moving the team. Where were all these life long fans then. I'm not a flyers fan, but are least they stick with the team through thick and thin.

machimes

I was there. They were there. Look at the Pirates fan base if you think Pittsburgh fans aren’t loyal.

LukeHarper4President

Sorry bud but I'd rather look at facts than a biased fan.

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itsculturehero

We Pittsburghers may be many things, but fair-weather fans aren’t one of them.

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Bleedthebeat

This happened in Kansas City in 2014 with the Royals. In 2014 they made it to the playoffs for the first time since 1984 and that year they averaged like 11,000 people per game. The next year it was nearly a sellout crowd every night and people that never even talked about baseball were suddenly wearing Hosmer jerseys and shit. Ned Yost even made a comment on air about how the team was doing great but the city wasn't doing shit to come out and support them.

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TheRealDuHass

Spot on. If it weren’t for Lemieux, Vegas would have had a team much sooner

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