On r/maliciouscompliance and TL;DRs
28 upvotes
29 comments
Eyes_and_teeth
20 hours ago
On r/maliciouscompliance and TL;DRs
Don't send emails without approval? Sure!
1274 upvotes
49 comments
fryingpas
1 week ago
Don't send emails without approval? Sure!
Sure send me the bill... If you can
130 upvotes
11 comments
waldo_whiskey
22 hours ago
Sure send me the bill... If you can
Say I'm going slow. I'll show you slow.
425 upvotes
7 comments
Oblonglego
1 week ago
Say I'm going slow. I'll show you slow.
You want hot, you get hot
1204 upvotes
109 comments
upthehills
1 week ago
You want hot, you get hot
Don't question the rules and do what you say? OK Karen!
1333 upvotes
71 comments
VeryAngryCNA
2 weeks ago
Don't question the rules and do what you say? OK Karen!
My manager voluntarily gave me my two weeks notice
1257 upvotes
88 comments
murderedcats
2 weeks ago
My manager voluntarily gave me my two weeks notice
Only pepperoni and cheese? You got it lady.
1636 upvotes
113 comments
kiethfromtmb
1 week ago
Only pepperoni and cheese? You got it lady.
I'm not a customer? Alright. I'm not a customer.
11896 upvotes
511 comments
sibre2001
1 week ago
I'm not a customer? Alright. I'm not a customer.
Pay Rent On Time? No Problem!
2003 upvotes
59 comments
RockPrincess01
2 weeks ago
Pay Rent On Time? No Problem!
Write only the exact times? Sure thing.
552 upvotes
32 comments
JustKeepItQiet
1 week ago
Write only the exact times? Sure thing.
Ok sir, whatever you say!
156 upvotes
17 comments
Spydyr2018
1 day ago
Ok sir, whatever you say!
Need your wallet back?
681 upvotes
84 comments
Riioss
5 days ago
Need your wallet back?
You want me to break policy for you? Sure!
319 upvotes
31 comments
redditstolemyshoes
21 hours ago
You want me to break policy for you? Sure!
Ma'am, I am the Manager...
985 upvotes
70 comments
JAGGisBACK
6 days ago
Ma'am, I am the Manager...
You must get a doctor's note
14541 upvotes
686 comments
jaxmagicman
1 week ago
You must get a doctor's note
Close, but no cigar!
470 upvotes
38 comments
colsieb
1 week ago
Close, but no cigar!
"Unlawfully" forcing an employee to quit
1555 upvotes
74 comments
GurkenWorkin
2 weeks ago
"Unlawfully" forcing an employee to quit
Call the Police
694 upvotes
153 comments
TisMeBeinMe
5 days ago
Call the Police
Give you the proper change? No problem!
429 upvotes
50 comments
spitchips
1 week ago
Give you the proper change? No problem!
Uninteresting marching band
81 upvotes
47 comments
break_free04
5 days ago
Uninteresting marching band
Overly compliant at the hospital
778 upvotes
31 comments
IDK-to-put
2 weeks ago
Overly compliant at the hospital
You pick a color, OK, challenge accepted.
16485 upvotes
532 comments
Bad_Ruprecht
1 week ago
You pick a color, OK, challenge accepted.
"Just get the sauce!"
4098 upvotes
160 comments
[deleted]
1 day ago
"Just get the sauce!"
Going to take a piss? Send an email so people know
22883 upvotes
557 comments
warroash
1 week ago
Going to take a piss? Send an email so people know
Your book report must be on a book you haven't read before
4625 upvotes
134 comments
puppylust
6 hours ago
Your book report must be on a book you haven't read before
You want me to turn all the lights? Ok sure
248 upvotes
55 comments
laebshade
1 week ago
You want me to turn all the lights? Ok sure
E-Mail please.
317 upvotes
65 comments
acleverhobo
1 week ago
E-Mail please.
Okay, I'll start asking from now on...
1861 upvotes
108 comments
Kencussion
1 week ago
Okay, I'll start asking from now on...
Dont turn left? ok!
6462 upvotes
156 comments
nw342
2 weeks ago
Dont turn left? ok!
"Yeah, well you can talk to Dan about that!" Youuuuuu got it!
2539 upvotes
75 comments
UnFocusMyChi
1 week ago
"Yeah, well you can talk to Dan about that!" Youuuuuu got it!
Share with the meeting why you're laughing
1225 upvotes
96 comments
Green_Twin
1 week ago
Share with the meeting why you're laughing
Military per diem
608 upvotes
43 comments
Bobweautababyitsaboi
5 days ago
Military per diem
If you wanna leave the door open
176 upvotes
31 comments
27flapjacks
15 hours ago
If you wanna leave the door open
My mom and I accidentally MC'd my grade 2 teacher
487 upvotes
25 comments
Cortezthepirate
1 week ago
My mom and I accidentally MC'd my grade 2 teacher
Send my 5 year old into a graphic haunted house
360 upvotes
19 comments
brpehtoonish
1 week ago
Send my 5 year old into a graphic haunted house
Wear the damn gloves!!
2594 upvotes
186 comments
tu2n3r
2 weeks ago
Wear the damn gloves!!
Send a report for every possible value - or math is fun
1202 upvotes
145 comments
foobar754
1 week ago
Send a report for every possible value - or math is fun
VP cracks down on lunch in the library
41 upvotes
4 comments
realKingCarrot
1 week ago
VP cracks down on lunch in the library
"Oh, that's how brown people like it."
14015 upvotes
584 comments
neoconfection
2 weeks ago
"Oh, that's how brown people like it."
Give me work or I keep watching YouTube videos
617 upvotes
30 comments
MadsPostingStuff
3 days ago
Give me work or I keep watching YouTube videos
I'm paying for this! You need to be practicing!
9577 upvotes
240 comments
Mandocitos
4 days ago
I'm paying for this! You need to be practicing!
My mom asked what I got on amazon, so I got specific
9916 upvotes
487 comments
LovesickInTheHead
1 week ago
My mom asked what I got on amazon, so I got specific
Rebill my account! I don’t care about the cost!
12406 upvotes
503 comments
ericafahrenheit
1 week ago
Rebill my account! I don’t care about the cost!
Catman Vs Karen: Awning of Justice
204 upvotes
11 comments
ebolaramaschwartz
4 hours ago
Catman Vs Karen: Awning of Justice
Oh, you want more hours? Okay...
528 upvotes
11 comments
Stop_Rock_Video
6 days ago
Oh, you want more hours? Okay...
Interesting story from the radio
177 upvotes
11 comments
Sc00by92
1 week ago
Interesting story from the radio
Want me to clean the break room? My pleasure.
1162 upvotes
67 comments
erichwanh
2 days ago
Want me to clean the break room? My pleasure.
Paid drive time for zero work
11591 upvotes
245 comments
squrlboy315
2 weeks ago
Paid drive time for zero work
The most wholesome malicious compliance
1751 upvotes
70 comments
AstralShiki
1 week ago
The most wholesome malicious compliance
You only want me to work my hours?
9264 upvotes
315 comments
1987RAF
2 weeks ago
You only want me to work my hours?
Here’s your salt Karen.
3061 upvotes
137 comments
Itcilis
1 week ago
Here’s your salt Karen.
Taking on my Bullying Boss
1291 upvotes
55 comments
threepwoodguy
5 days ago
Taking on my Bullying Boss
Too much info
741 upvotes
50 comments
WaffleRaven
2 weeks ago
Too much info
Garbage place Demands No black bags. Ok, then!
5028 upvotes
363 comments
CreatorofDays
1 week ago
Garbage place Demands No black bags. Ok, then!
Change Ꮩerified
1933 upvotes
122 comments
mcpux
2 weeks ago
Change Ꮩerified
You want me to submit timesheets? You got it!
6459 upvotes
236 comments
-RomeoZulu-
2 days ago
You want me to submit timesheets? You got it!
Schedules
1201 upvotes
44 comments
cinderpants
6 days ago
Schedules
You want a for here glass?
247 upvotes
62 comments
Treeninja12
4 days ago
You want a for here glass?
Buying 40 computers? Maybe...42 perhaps?
651 upvotes
58 comments
99999999999999999989
1 week ago
Buying 40 computers? Maybe...42 perhaps?
“My children will be paying the same rate as me!”
13177 upvotes
515 comments
jodakotbe
1 week ago
“My children will be paying the same rate as me!”
I have to write notes in your class? Have it your way
10307 upvotes
285 comments
Teodorp99
2 weeks ago
I have to write notes in your class? Have it your way
You've been randomly selected
32421 upvotes
2025 comments
kimcheekatie
1 week ago
You've been randomly selected
Only cut down part of the tree
641 upvotes
39 comments
SeanBZA
1 week ago
Only cut down part of the tree
Don’t want me to work overtime? Alright then.
552 upvotes
107 comments
CorrectDistance
4 days ago
Don’t want me to work overtime? Alright then.
Score one for a badass grannie.
1223 upvotes
70 comments
julemoorlag
1 week ago
Score one for a badass grannie.
The sign said STOP so I did.
460 upvotes
56 comments
SuppMrMike
1 week ago
The sign said STOP so I did.
A contract can be used by both parties.
14644 upvotes
259 comments
Fuckuifufuckwithme
2 weeks ago
A contract can be used by both parties.
MC to the employee handbook
782 upvotes
83 comments
jeffrey_f
1 week ago
MC to the employee handbook
You must ID anyone for drinks with ANY alcohol in them...
1182 upvotes
177 comments
DizzyDizzyWiggleBop
4 days ago
You must ID anyone for drinks with ANY alcohol in them...
My Boss threatened to write me up.
13345 upvotes
377 comments
rafiki3
1 week ago
My Boss threatened to write me up.