kid down!
20630 upvotes
186 comments
CEOatflatearth
4 days ago
kid down!
mwcraft
2880
4 days ago

Thought this was gonna be way worse. He was looking down while she ran toward the street.

RoscoeMX5
692
4 days ago

Same, as a dad this gave me crazy anxiety.

s__v__p
403
4 days ago

As a human this gave me crazy anxiety

Mugiwara_bon_clay
161
4 days ago

As a bipedal creature this gave me insane anxiety

Elinjay
105
4 days ago

As an animal this gave me insane anxiety

Wings144
91
4 days ago

As an entity, this gave me anxiety.

M0hammed_Khaled
38
4 days ago

As someone who’s been in a morgue regularly, this gives me insane anxiety

Darraghj12
32
4 days ago

As a bundle of energy, this gives me insane anxiety

Zuchtet
51
4 days ago

As someone with anxiety, this gives me anxiety.

Darraghj12
20
4 days ago
[deleted]
-45
4 days ago

[removed]

Yo_Lover
44
4 days ago

Yes officer, this comment right here

starrpamph
8
4 days ago

Sir we're receiving complaints.. Can you just take a seat? Right over there.

FilthyFreshman
1
4 days ago

"why are you booing me? I'm right"

AANickFan
-5
4 days ago

LOL!

EDIT: ah come on why’d you have to delete it

[deleted]
-64
4 days ago

[deleted]

fjhus16
50
4 days ago

EDGE™

AANickFan
1
4 days ago

Shut

acidappols
2
4 days ago

BEHOLD! A HUMAN!

Mugiwara_bon_clay
2
4 days ago
Tippachippa
1
4 days ago

As crazy anxiety this gave me a human

crackeddryice
54
4 days ago

That's clearly her step-dad.

VCAMM1
49
4 days ago
FappyDilmore
10
4 days ago

Thank you for this

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Natwella_
0
4 days ago

I thought this in 2 different ways...

Pho-Cue
6
4 days ago

As a consumer of condoms, this reinforces my decision.

meatiestPopsicle
2
4 days ago

Yea I have a 3 year old, just had a micro aneurysm.

Foxelette
-9
4 days ago

As a nope this made me lol

Chef-Boyardeeee
511
4 days ago

She got hit by a car. What's worse that could've happened?

leviathan65
111
4 days ago

Struck by 2 cars.

ExcellentComment
48
4 days ago

Oh yea. That makes sense to me.

bibbleboobleboo
20
4 days ago

Username checks out

ExcellentComment
16
4 days ago

So does their math.

oyset
10
4 days ago
LoyalSol
3
4 days ago

Followed by a plane and a boat along with a semi truck.

Mr_Wither
1
4 days ago

Eeeeasy there partner.

Creosuh
1
4 days ago

Like Meet Joe Black.

kupamloko
1
4 days ago

Moving 2 cars

leviathan65
1
4 days ago
TUMS_FESTIVAL
6
4 days ago

Pet Semetary.

Ebmoclas
2
4 days ago

Other way round. She hit the car. It would have been worse if she had indeed been hit by the car.

Baybob1
-4
4 days ago

No, she hit a car ... Not nearly as destructive ....

goedegeit
15
4 days ago

It's fine, he can always just take her down past the pet cemetery again.

Hobbes314
7
4 days ago

Sometime dead is betta

goedegeit
2
4 days ago

He says that like 7 times in a row it owns.

Hobbes314
2
4 days ago

My favorite version is the South Park parody where Butters dies

dethmaul
3
4 days ago

Yeah he only noticed the shenanigans when he heard her damage his fucking taillight, not her footsteps sprinting for the god damn road.

WaylonVoorhees
2
4 days ago

You got the Pet Sematary vibe too?

TheFalconKid
2
4 days ago

The setup was there. Kid running straight towards the road, dad looking away.

TheBeardedMarxist
1
4 days ago

Unfirtunatel the banned r/watchpeopledie

CriticalPrime9
1
4 days ago

I sat there going “no, no, no, no, No!”

Running_outa_ideas
1
4 days ago

Nah r/watchpeopledie is gone now

sansygamer57
0
4 days ago

*she

Osaka_Cruising
0
4 days ago

GOOD THING YOU MENTIONED THAT IT WAS REALLY HARD TO NOTICE

[deleted]
-1
4 days ago

[deleted]

Giddyfuzzball
5
4 days ago
[deleted]
-2
4 days ago

[deleted]

Elcheer
1
4 days ago

It couldn't have been on wpd cause wpd is dead

DefinitlyNotFBI
-3
4 days ago
NightReaper3210
-5
4 days ago

Well since this wasn't on r/WatchPeopleDie I assumed that wasn't gonna happen lol

Cobaltjedi117
1014
4 days ago

I thought the kid was going to get hit by a car...

I was close

TwinPeaks2017
118
4 days ago

I hit a car with my bike when I was 7... with my front tire. I ended up on the hood and then on the ground.

Cobaltjedi117
49
4 days ago

I've been hit by cars before. It's not fun surprisingly.

Soopercow
25
4 days ago

You're describing the exact opposite to the person you're replying to

Cobaltjedi117
24
4 days ago

Yea, I know. It's related, they hit a car, a car hit me

throwheezy
5
4 days ago

I hit on a car, and I’m fine too!

throwheezy
3
4 days ago

In fact.... I’m exhausted.

throwheezy
3
4 days ago

Did you just reply to yourself?

BrinkerLong
2
4 days ago

What's going on here

Twathammer32
17
4 days ago

I got hit by a cop when I was 13 when he was speeding out of an alley and I was riding my bike past it. I didn't fall off the bike but it almost spun a full 360. He got out of his car and started yelling at me like it was my fault and I just rode away.

LurkersGoneLurk
5
4 days ago

I tried to ride over a pickup truck on my Big Wheel when I was 3-4. Bloody lips and some cracked teeth. Learned a lesson in physics that day.

EliteRanger_
3
4 days ago

My friend ran into a car once. Fullspeed. We were racing down a dark street at night and we were both pedaling full-bore and he just disappeared from my vision with a LOUD ass bang. I stop and see his dumbass on the roof of the car cry laughing. We ran as fast as we could. I wonder how mad that poor bastard was when he saw his car...

GeneralDisorder
2
4 days ago

I had a good friend growing up who did that in a mostly empty parking lot at the only playground for miles during summer activities. And it was at lunch time so basically every kid in attendance witnessed it. The story stuck with him until he was old enough to drive but he didn't do much biking after that.

Tossup1010
1
4 days ago

also hit a car when I was probly about 7. Dad was teaching me to ride and let go and I panicked and slammed into the back of a van parked on the street.

My wuss ass self swore off bikes until I was about 13

GioDesa
35
4 days ago

The car got hit by a kid

the___heretic
2
4 days ago

Hope the car is okay.

Desiderius_S
1
4 days ago

In Soviet Russia...

JayLeeCH
7
4 days ago

Technically, laws of physics state that they hit each other with the same amount of force. You were right.

mrckly
3
4 days ago

In midwestern suburbia; car don’t hit kid, kid hit car!

bloated_canadian
2
4 days ago

In Soviet Russia you don’t get hit by car, car get hit by you

Americanzi0216
268
4 days ago

Dad didn't even flinch. Makes me think this is a norm for kiddo

7ofalltrades
97
4 days ago

Well after the first brain injury, the ensuing ones happen more often.

abitalib98
14
4 days ago

He probably has more than 1. He doesnt care if ones down lol.

DesperateElderberry
13
4 days ago

You can make new ones for free.

abitalib98
2
4 days ago

Nothings for free my desperate friend lol.

texmexcoconut
3
4 days ago

My step kid (11) runs into shit all the time. I know one of these days something is going to break. I feel bad. But it is hard to see the line between clumsy and intentional.

Psykopatate
233
4 days ago

Reading that title made the video a r/nonononoyes

7ofalltrades
131
4 days ago

Damn kid it's a water balloon not a hand grenade. You don't need 20' of buffer between you and the splat.

Kids are fucking stupid.

pesky_psycho
23
4 days ago

I can imagine her curling up on on one to take all the splash and save her teddies.

CptSailorMoonshine
5
4 days ago

Like that one dude in Child's Play 2

Jacknowledgme
63
4 days ago

As a person who was hit by a car around the age of 4, I was building up some serious fear for the girl and rage for the dad. But also I was a stupid fucking kid.

xBabyxFireflyx
1
4 days ago

All kids are stupid but I'm glad you survived, hopefully without any permanent injuries.

I came inches to getting hit by a school bus. I went to run across the road, my parents were on the other side. Luckily the bus was getting to a stop sign so wasnt going fast and was able to stop before it hit me. As a parent now i can imagine how they felt in that moment.

AGARAN24
54
4 days ago

The title should have been "kid gets hit by a car"

CEOatflatearth
22
4 days ago

I'm really bad in titling posts, once i titled a post "Hmmm".

AGARAN24
12
4 days ago

I just stalked all your posts, and all are underrated. I really had fun stalking your post history.

CEOatflatearth
7
4 days ago

Thanks Mate! Appreciated.

RockLeePower
8
4 days ago

Was it over in /r/hmmm ?

RockLeePower
20
4 days ago

Should have been titled "car gets hit by a kid" and just have everyone assume that English is your second language or maybe they reverse it in their mind because no one ever sees that

DASBULLCRAP
3
4 days ago

Really should have been “Car gets hit by Kid”.

muricabrb
1
4 days ago

Ah the bumper to face technique!

Thom-Bombadil
29
4 days ago

Looks like a Dodge so new bumper needed right?

ModMakerXbox
-1
4 days ago

Tundra. Dodge wishes it could make its trucks look Toyota. That is, they’re trying.

No bumper needed.

ReubenZWeiner
11
4 days ago

Does Toyota even make a Calvin piss sticker for its competition?

JohnStamossi
-5
4 days ago

Dodge helped Toyota design the newest generation Tundra tho

lordaddament
0
4 days ago

Is that why the Tundra can have a Cummins engine now?

Kr155
19
4 days ago

Oh thank God. I thought she was going to get hit by a c.... Well shit.

CEOatflatearth
9
4 days ago

I wish you didn't have to see that.

SethKadoodles
15
4 days ago

In suburban USA, kid hit car!

zipp1414
13
4 days ago

This is actual footage of an IED in Iraq

BadA55Name
8
4 days ago

Kids getting hurt like this is like NASCAR. You dont want there to be an accident, but if there is one you sure as shit don't want to miss it

MadXanSi
6
4 days ago

One time as a kid I ran backwards into my moms dodge shadow. I had to go to the hospital because my mom was worried. My body bounced onto the hood of the car like when Micheal hit Meredith. Thankfully I just had whiplash and not a cracked pelvis like Meredith.

CEOatflatearth
3
4 days ago

I'm glad you shared that interesting memory with me! Thanks Mate 👍

TheHobbit9
5
4 days ago

KiD GetS MeRCileSsLy RuN DoWn By Truck

MyCatGarrus
5
4 days ago

Adults do this all the time, except while driving.

BlatheringMM
2
4 days ago

Huh, I Hadn't thought of that but I guess you're right. People regardless of age are just stupid sometimes.

JohnQK
5
4 days ago

Maybe it was the angle or the video quality, but I was 100% certain that little girl was gonna die.

Philly927
4
4 days ago

Dad probably: You better not have dented that truck!

lax714
3
4 days ago

Lololol.... life comes at you fast.

Av647712
3
4 days ago

this is hilarious

CEOatflatearth
1
4 days ago

Thanks Mate! Hope you enjoyed it.

Jsn1986
3
4 days ago

Can confirm - my 3yr old daughter stopped and applauded herself for making it to the bathroom without running into the wall. It was quite the achievement.

Sterlingclass
2
4 days ago

In soviet Russia, you hit car!

thirtyseven1337
3
4 days ago

This is flaired "story/text" but I see no story/text...

ittyandbit
2
4 days ago

I thought she was going to be hit by a car or something

CEOatflatearth
2
4 days ago

Luckily or something happened.

toodleroo
2
4 days ago

My little sister did something very similar at this age. Pirouetted right into the bumper in the driveway. She got two shiners and a great story to tell!

chicagodads
2
4 days ago

Is the truck okay?

joc95
2
4 days ago

I was really worried for a second she was going to run onto the road and get hit by a car....but instead she got by a car

kamikillme
2
4 days ago

At first I was upset that the dad didn't keep an eye on her as she ran toward the street.

Then I saw her stop so deliberately right before the line that marks the curb. The exact line I've told my son to never cross.

So now I'm convinced this is a good dad and a good child and they're going to be okay.

As long as some maniac doesn't come out of nowhere.

billybob753
2
4 days ago

I love the hesitation from the dad, waiting for either tears or for her to pop back up like nothing happened, react accordingly.

308chevonowen
2
4 days ago

As Kevin Hart said: “Dads just sit and listen for shit.”

Jl4233
2
4 days ago

Watching this repeatedly gets better and better... Because the clip ends right after she's knocked over, it looks like she died and then respawns and does the same dumb shit over and over again.

briar_rose_quartz
1
4 days ago

lol love dad’s “wtf” reaction

OverkillAntics
1
4 days ago

She actually got hit by a parked vehicle, the absolute mad lass

mstibbs13
1
4 days ago
Emeraldminer299
1
4 days ago

Wow it’s real as fuck!

Darcosuchus
1
4 days ago

I thought it was about her throwing that mysterious object, I was wrong.

de-clawedkittens
1
4 days ago

Yeah well I did the exact same thing like a week ago I am 13.

Kr155
1
4 days ago

Oh thank God. I thought she was going to get hit by a c.... Well shit.

Kr155
1
4 days ago

Oh thank God. I thought she was going to get hit by a c.... Well shit.

MegamanZero1065
1
4 days ago

I thought she was gonna get isekai’d

touna_19
1
4 days ago

Reminds me in first grade... lol as the class was walking in a line to the cafeteria. I decided to walk backwards and I slammed the back of my head to the metal posts! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AlCapone111
1
4 days ago

Kid got hit by a parked car.

omkar2006
1
4 days ago

Kid down thotiana

TheWolfbaneBlooms
1
4 days ago

This was so stressful. I thought we were about to have a Pet Sematary incident here.

ajerion
1
4 days ago

Looks like the bump-her worked, to me.

BobbaFatt03
1
4 days ago
PM_ME_TITTAY5
1
4 days ago

Hope they picked up those balloon pieces.

Cracracuber
1
4 days ago

D e d

MasterDurian
1
4 days ago

Am I a bad person for laughing

divikwolf
1
4 days ago

lmfao, i can't breath

aysri
1
4 days ago

Thought she was going to get hit by a car. Who would’ve thought she was going to be the one hitting the car

twinkiebell1
1
4 days ago

Looks like an NBA player when someone touches their elbow!! FLOP!

thelumberjackau
1
4 days ago

Given the username I think it's because the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Yadona
1
4 days ago

I was genuinely concerned for her safety then I saw her ricochet and started laughing so hard. How do I go from I hope she doesn't get ran over to man that was a hilarious bonce😂

mikey_says
1
4 days ago

Child dies in fiery car crash

Ticklishcat
1
4 days ago

Then she'll start crying... annoying

wakeupimhungry
1
4 days ago

YoUnG GirL gEtS FukCiNg hiT bY cAR

LanCeeXD
1
4 days ago

she got hit by a parked car

be-ar_boi
1
4 days ago

I like how he looks up after she conked her head. Makes you think the truck made a big BOOOONG noise.

amanrey25
1
4 days ago

I thought a car was going to hit her instead she hit a car... Hehe

Marlonius
1
4 days ago

This could have been filmed at my house. That poor Dad

ChaoticRemedy
1
4 days ago

I still do this shit as an adult....

proferto
1
4 days ago

Saw the thumbnail. Got anxious as what might happen to her. Decided to watch anyways. Had a laugh. Not a second wasted.

nokittythatsmypie
1
4 days ago

At least she never went in the street.

TheBathing8pe
1
4 days ago

NSFW: Car gets hit by a kid

Quickkiller28800
1
4 days ago
AngryPlaydoh
1
4 days ago

That poor truck was hit by a kid.

ifukkedurgirl
1
4 days ago

This girl for real bout to run out in the street. Parents really do need eyes in the back of their head 😂

Stonewise
1
4 days ago

“Oh no! She’s gonna get hit by a car! Oh ok, nevermind..... oh.... well... a car got hit by her.”

killer_teacup
1
4 days ago

I guess it runs in the family. Not knowing thier surroundings

explosiveturtle1
1
4 days ago
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0
4 days ago

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bibkel
1
4 days ago

No no no, oh thank Go...no!

rockinthe90s
1
4 days ago

Dummy

miokey
1
4 days ago

The way the video loops, I thought her dad looked up for a second and then went back to what he was doing while her sister ran over to help her.

strawberri-slut
1
4 days ago

To be fair, I'm 19 and I could see myself doing this now

J03SChm03OG
1
4 days ago

That car jumped out of nowhere and hit me daddy...

localnobody69
1
4 days ago

What happin to the ball

Scrotote
1
4 days ago

Awful parenting. Dad should have lept and shoved the truck out of the way so the kid didn't get attacked by it.

Zingox
1
4 days ago

She keeps dying and respawning again doing the same thing! Kids never learn

smuldre
1
4 days ago

Love how he is distracted by putting sweets back in the bag

enfp-vagabond
1
4 days ago

Literally looked away for 10 sec haha

Soonersfan2005
1
4 days ago

I remember looking down at my shoes while riding my bike. Was worried that my shoelaces was going to get caught. Ran into the back of a truck/suv. Kids are stupid.

USxMARINE
0
4 days ago

Pet semetary rough draft (colored 2019)

doctor78si
-2
4 days ago

This parent is also not the brightest tool in the shed, ffs.

bradjawnsin
3
4 days ago

Yeah, what an idiot. You're supposed to teach the kid to throw the water balloons at cars, not on the ground. Waste of a balloon.