Thought this was gonna be way worse. He was looking down while she ran toward the street.
Same, as a dad this gave me crazy anxiety.
As a human this gave me crazy anxiety
As a bipedal creature this gave me insane anxiety
As an animal this gave me insane anxiety
As an entity, this gave me anxiety.
As someone who’s been in a morgue regularly, this gives me insane anxiety
As a bundle of energy, this gives me insane anxiety
As someone with anxiety, this gives me anxiety.
Yes officer, this comment right here
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"why are you booing me? I'm right"
EDIT: ah come on why’d you have to delete it
BEHOLD! A HUMAN!
As crazy anxiety this gave me a human
That's clearly her step-dad.
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I thought this in 2 different ways...
As a consumer of condoms, this reinforces my decision.
Yea I have a 3 year old, just had a micro aneurysm.
As a nope this made me lol
She got hit by a car. What's worse that could've happened?
Struck by 2 cars.
Oh yea. That makes sense to me.
Username checks out
So does their math.
Followed by a plane and a boat along with a semi truck.
Eeeeasy there partner.
Like Meet Joe Black.
Moving 2 cars
Not necessarily. https://images.app.goo.gl/EMRckdnUs3ATVsCw6
Other way round. She hit the car. It would have been worse if she had indeed been hit by the car.
No, she hit a car ... Not nearly as destructive ....
It's fine, he can always just take her down past the pet cemetery again.
Sometime dead is betta
He says that like 7 times in a row it owns.
My favorite version is the South Park parody where Butters dies
Yeah he only noticed the shenanigans when he heard her damage his fucking taillight, not her footsteps sprinting for the god damn road.
You got the Pet Sematary vibe too?
The setup was there. Kid running straight towards the road, dad looking away.
Unfirtunatel the banned r/watchpeopledie
I sat there going “no, no, no, no, No!”
Nah r/watchpeopledie is gone now
GOOD THING YOU MENTIONED THAT IT WAS REALLY HARD TO NOTICE
Yeah but r/kidsarefuckingstupid
It couldn't have been on wpd cause wpd is dead
Well since this wasn't on r/WatchPeopleDie I assumed that wasn't gonna happen lol
I thought the kid was going to get hit by a car...
I was close
I hit a car with my bike when I was 7... with my front tire. I ended up on the hood and then on the ground.
I've been hit by cars before. It's not fun surprisingly.
You're describing the exact opposite to the person you're replying to
Yea, I know. It's related, they hit a car, a car hit me
I hit on a car, and I’m fine too!
In fact.... I’m exhausted.
Did you just reply to yourself?
What's going on here
I got hit by a cop when I was 13 when he was speeding out of an alley and I was riding my bike past it. I didn't fall off the bike but it almost spun a full 360. He got out of his car and started yelling at me like it was my fault and I just rode away.
I tried to ride over a pickup truck on my Big Wheel when I was 3-4. Bloody lips and some cracked teeth. Learned a lesson in physics that day.
My friend ran into a car once. Fullspeed. We were racing down a dark street at night and we were both pedaling full-bore and he just disappeared from my vision with a LOUD ass bang. I stop and see his dumbass on the roof of the car cry laughing. We ran as fast as we could. I wonder how mad that poor bastard was when he saw his car...
I had a good friend growing up who did that in a mostly empty parking lot at the only playground for miles during summer activities. And it was at lunch time so basically every kid in attendance witnessed it. The story stuck with him until he was old enough to drive but he didn't do much biking after that.
also hit a car when I was probly about 7. Dad was teaching me to ride and let go and I panicked and slammed into the back of a van parked on the street.
My wuss ass self swore off bikes until I was about 13
The car got hit by a kid
Hope the car is okay.
In Soviet Russia...
Technically, laws of physics state that they hit each other with the same amount of force. You were right.
In midwestern suburbia; car don’t hit kid, kid hit car!
In Soviet Russia you don’t get hit by car, car get hit by you
Dad didn't even flinch. Makes me think this is a norm for kiddo
Well after the first brain injury, the ensuing ones happen more often.
He probably has more than 1. He doesnt care if ones down lol.
You can make new ones for free.
Nothings for free my desperate friend lol.
My step kid (11) runs into shit all the time. I know one of these days something is going to break. I feel bad. But it is hard to see the line between clumsy and intentional.
Reading that title made the video a r/nonononoyes
Damn kid it's a water balloon not a hand grenade. You don't need 20' of buffer between you and the splat.
Kids are fucking stupid.
I can imagine her curling up on on one to take all the splash and save her teddies.
Like that one dude in Child's Play 2
As a person who was hit by a car around the age of 4, I was building up some serious fear for the girl and rage for the dad. But also I was a stupid fucking kid.
All kids are stupid but I'm glad you survived, hopefully without any permanent injuries.
I came inches to getting hit by a school bus. I went to run across the road, my parents were on the other side. Luckily the bus was getting to a stop sign so wasnt going fast and was able to stop before it hit me. As a parent now i can imagine how they felt in that moment.
The title should have been "kid gets hit by a car"
I'm really bad in titling posts, once i titled a post "Hmmm".
I just stalked all your posts, and all are underrated. I really had fun stalking your post history.
Thanks Mate! Appreciated.
Was it over in /r/hmmm ?
Should have been titled "car gets hit by a kid" and just have everyone assume that English is your second language or maybe they reverse it in their mind because no one ever sees that
Really should have been “Car gets hit by Kid”.
Ah the bumper to face technique!
Looks like a Dodge so new bumper needed right?
Tundra. Dodge wishes it could make its trucks look Toyota. That is, they’re trying.
No bumper needed.
Does Toyota even make a Calvin piss sticker for its competition?
Dodge helped Toyota design the newest generation Tundra tho
Is that why the Tundra can have a Cummins engine now?
Oh thank God. I thought she was going to get hit by a c.... Well shit.
I wish you didn't have to see that.
In suburban USA, kid hit car!
This is actual footage of an IED in Iraq
Kids getting hurt like this is like NASCAR. You dont want there to be an accident, but if there is one you sure as shit don't want to miss it
One time as a kid I ran backwards into my moms dodge shadow. I had to go to the hospital because my mom was worried. My body bounced onto the hood of the car like when Micheal hit Meredith. Thankfully I just had whiplash and not a cracked pelvis like Meredith.
I'm glad you shared that interesting memory with me! Thanks Mate 👍
KiD GetS MeRCileSsLy RuN DoWn By Truck
Adults do this all the time, except while driving.
Huh, I Hadn't thought of that but I guess you're right. People regardless of age are just stupid sometimes.
Maybe it was the angle or the video quality, but I was 100% certain that little girl was gonna die.
Dad probably: You better not have dented that truck!
Lololol.... life comes at you fast.
this is hilarious
Thanks Mate! Hope you enjoyed it.
Can confirm - my 3yr old daughter stopped and applauded herself for making it to the bathroom without running into the wall. It was quite the achievement.
In soviet Russia, you hit car!
This is flaired "story/text" but I see no story/text...
I thought she was going to be hit by a car or something
Luckily or something happened.
My little sister did something very similar at this age. Pirouetted right into the bumper in the driveway. She got two shiners and a great story to tell!
Is the truck okay?
I was really worried for a second she was going to run onto the road and get hit by a car....but instead she got by a car
At first I was upset that the dad didn't keep an eye on her as she ran toward the street.
Then I saw her stop so deliberately right before the line that marks the curb. The exact line I've told my son to never cross.
So now I'm convinced this is a good dad and a good child and they're going to be okay.
As long as some maniac doesn't come out of nowhere.
I love the hesitation from the dad, waiting for either tears or for her to pop back up like nothing happened, react accordingly.
As Kevin Hart said: “Dads just sit and listen for shit.”
Watching this repeatedly gets better and better... Because the clip ends right after she's knocked over, it looks like she died and then respawns and does the same dumb shit over and over again.
lol love dad’s “wtf” reaction
She actually got hit by a parked vehicle, the absolute mad lass
Wow it’s real as fuck!
I thought it was about her throwing that mysterious object, I was wrong.
Yeah well I did the exact same thing like a week ago
I am 13.
I thought she was gonna get isekai’d
Reminds me in first grade... lol as the class was walking in a line to the cafeteria. I decided to walk backwards and I slammed the back of my head to the metal posts! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kid got hit by a parked car.
Kid down thotiana
This was so stressful. I thought we were about to have a Pet Sematary incident here.
Looks like the bump-her worked, to me.
Hope they picked up those balloon pieces.
D e d
Am I a bad person for laughing
lmfao, i can't breath
Thought she was going to get hit by a car. Who would’ve thought she was going to be the one hitting the car
Looks like an NBA player when someone touches their elbow!! FLOP!
Given the username I think it's because the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
I was genuinely concerned for her safety then I saw her ricochet and started laughing so hard. How do I go from I hope she doesn't get ran over to man that was a hilarious bonce😂
Child dies in fiery car crash
Then she'll start crying... annoying
YoUnG GirL gEtS FukCiNg hiT bY cAR
she got hit by a parked car
I like how he looks up after she conked her head. Makes you think the truck made a big BOOOONG noise.
I thought a car was going to hit her instead she hit a car... Hehe
This could have been filmed at my house. That poor Dad
I still do this shit as an adult....
Saw the thumbnail. Got anxious as what might happen to her. Decided to watch anyways. Had a laugh. Not a second wasted.
At least she never went in the street.
NSFW: Car gets hit by a kid
That poor truck was hit by a kid.
This girl for real bout to run out in the street. Parents really do need eyes in the back of their head 😂
“Oh no! She’s gonna get hit by a car! Oh ok, nevermind..... oh.... well... a car got hit by her.”
I guess it runs in the family. Not knowing thier surroundings
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No no no, oh thank Go...no!
The way the video loops, I thought her dad looked up for a second and then went back to what he was doing while her sister ran over to help her.
To be fair, I'm 19 and I could see myself doing this now
That car jumped out of nowhere and hit me daddy...
What happin to the ball
Awful parenting. Dad should have lept and shoved the truck out of the way so the kid didn't get attacked by it.
She keeps dying and respawning again doing the same thing!
Kids never learn
Love how he is distracted by putting sweets back in the bag
Literally looked away for 10 sec haha
I remember looking down at my shoes while riding my bike. Was worried that my shoelaces was going to get caught. Ran into the back of a truck/suv. Kids are stupid.
Pet semetary rough draft (colored 2019)
This parent is also not the brightest tool in the shed, ffs.
Yeah, what an idiot. You're supposed to teach the kid to throw the water balloons at cars, not on the ground. Waste of a balloon.