That is truly fucking hideous. Its not even so much the shitty tattoo, the way the hair is parted is... Unsettling.
It's expert level foreshadowing. Get her some meth and you'll see all kinds of other body parts on her doing the same separation.
Her arms split down the middle, and all of a sudden she wants to rebuild the Black Marker
Repetitive. Dead Space is always unexpected
next thing you know she's 8 feet tall, and asking for “about tree fiddy”
Reminds me of this
That doesn't even have a tattoo and it's worse.
That dude is bald.
I love that look when he turns and waves. Like when mom drops you off at school.
wow so it is real
Ah, cannot unsee ... what have you done!
I mean, this idea could easily have ended up on r/atbge if it had been a really good tattoo of her brain or something. Instead, she went with “redneck window decal that’s been in the rain for twenty years.”
Yeah, but I’m not gonna lie, if she has a tramp stamp as well, I wouldn’t know where to aim when I finished.
It's not hair, it's me wings!
But it's genius because it's so easy to cover up when they don't like it anymore.
It reminds me of that one scene from BME Pain Olympics...
Party in the back expert level
Yeah she definitely likes anal
I wish I could like this comment more times. Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this. "Breighlynn, 24. Likes anal"
That's absolute gold, thank you for this.
her other tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all"
her other tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all"
Tattooed right above her asshole.
I was alluding to an actual tattoo. Can't remember who, but there's a porn star with it tattooed in a ring around her butthole.
I mean..... Nevermind
As DMX once alluded to, I believe this is how rough riders roll
Tramp Stamp 2.0
BRAVO - great comment
This looks like someone who tried to make the best out of their permanent alopecia. Poor tattoo choice though.
I was going to say that. That's usually exactly where I get my biggest bald spots.
I get spots back there too sometimes
It seems like the Angel in the tattoo is bald too so you might be onto something.
So you grow hair there intermittently?
I get alopecia (areata) spots in the back of my head. Nothing quite the size of this and I respond to treatment fairly well.
Imagine how it looks after a few weeks without a haircut...
Furru Angel OwO
Honestly, this looks like someone's attempt at being okay with their alopecia. I tried reverse image searching but te real story is just buried by people complaining about how shitty it looks - which it does, but the bald spot is almost definitely not a choice.
I know I thought about scalp tattoos on my alopecia bald spots.
This is always a bit odd of a concern. Once I hit high levels of care, I'm not going to give two fucks as long as my meals are hot and someone comes and changes my nappies. So, not high on my list of concerns for conducting my life now. Well, aside from trying to preserve what is left of my cartilage and joints.
I always laugh when someone says a tattoo will look like shit when I'm old. Yeah, it will but so will I.
everyone looks like shit when they are old. tattoos or not
I'm imagining how it would look to be having sexual intercoursings with her from the backside, and her hair falls down to reveal this. WITAF
This is the perfect solution to yesterday's kid-with-clippers situation!
One day once the drugs wear off..
No NSFW tag?
people have been saying this, thought they were kidding. I didn't think it needed one because it's just a tattoo, but I'm happy to mark it NSFW if you're serious.
In what world is boobs anywhere sfw?
Unless you work at porn hub
i would be judged for wasting time on reddit rather than poorly drawn boobs...
I mean ... drawings, or paintings of the human body are SFW in all sorts of situations. I can't think of any job I've had with a computer where a tattoo depicting a nude human body (unless it's just crazy graphic or over sexualized) would be problematic in the least.
You've never worked a job where if your boss happened to glance at your computer and saw a picture of a nude chick tattoo, he would have some questions?
OP is fucking oblivious... If you work in any kind of office setting this is NSFW
No offense, but if you work in an office you shouldn’t be on Reddit on a work computer
People in offices are often allowed to take lunch breaks and other breaks at their desks, so that’s prime time to use the computer for non-company things. Unless you mean reddit as a whole is unpredictable with what is tagged NSFW, in which case I agree.
That is what I mean, and even during breaks just use your phone. If you’re worried about the company seeing what you’re doing then just avoid it all and don’t use company computers for Reddit or personal things
Depends on the office, I suppose.
Sure, but if your office is the one where you wouldn’t want to get caught seeing this then you shouldn’t be on Reddit on the company computers
honestly, no. at least not any job where I was at a computer. If it was actually a nude person, that would be different, but even then I've had jobs where it wouldn't have mattered.
edit: and no, none of them (jobs) have been related to anything were said images would be part of my work.
edit 2: that said, if the mods want, I'll mark it nsfw
yeah, no need to flex
Since we’re spinning hypotheticals, how about don’t get off task at work and if you do, subscribe to sfw ones so it’s all your front page is
Imagine how'd they'd react to art!
This 19th century oil painting depicts Morpheus and Iris, a famous set of Greek gods. But don't load that classical public domain art at work, it's got a wing-wang and some bamalams front and center.
Obviously I'm being more than a touch facetious, but really, some people right?
I mean goddamn, instagram wouldn't even censor it. where do people work that they can browse reddit all day, but one grainy photo of a shitty tattoo with a boob in it, and it's straight to the bosses office?
You don’t have to browse reddit all day to come across your post. You can simply log on during your lunch break and have it be one of the first posts that pops up on your feed. Being able to use the company computer on a break doesn’t mean the boss would be okay with breasts, regardless of the fact that they’re just a tattoo.
It’s funny because I’ve never once worked in a place where that would be fine, let alone not have a filter that blocks it all lol. Funny how different different parts of the world are
What they really mean is “Not Safe For Women”
I don't think you're an idiot, I just tend to play it very safe in a professional setting. Thanks for adding the tag!
Would you be okay with it if your grandma was next to you? No. Mark it nsfw
"fuck" and "shit" in the URL aren't enough?
How do you say a silence followed by punctuation?
🤷♂️ is an example.
MOM. MOM! HELP, THERES CARTOON TATTOO TITTIES HELP
It’s a luxury to be on Reddit at work. Do your own self policing
Does anyone else notice that the angel in the tattoo is bald? I’m thinking she went through chemo and lost all her hair when she got that tattoo. Not knowing if she was going to live. And now her hair has just grown back. Also if she didn’t have it in ponytails then it probably wouldn’t even be noticeable. People are so quick to judge
I just wanna say it's a perfect place for a tattoo like that. All she has to do is let her hair grow in and wahlaa it's gone.
Best place to put a moronic tatoo. When you come your senses just grow your hair and never speak of it again.
Uhhh... nice abs?
Interesting spot to finish...
Spoiler alert: the guys name is Angel, and he definitely touched her
but her dad's name is Angel ... ohhhhh
She's been touched alright.
So that's how the mother fixed the hair of her little girl.
That's all I could think of! It's too perfect, she even has the same pig tails!
Pippy Longstocking on brown acid...
This looks hardcore photoshopped. No hate but thats how it looks to me.
Yeah, it’s clearly photoshopped.
Im a cyberpunk kind of guy so I actually think things like this are kind of cool.
Wowwwww on so many levels.
Reminds me of Splice at the end.
Touched by an uncle.
That angel got mad pubes
Mercy Main btw
I’m disappointed that the tattoo isn’t a hula dancer and she doesn’t have a rat’s tail to act as the grass skirt. So many missed opportunities.
as trashy as it is, I'm strangely, slightly, attracted to it... and I dont like that I am attracted to this....
She's touched alright...
touched in the head
Freeza got hot!
Whenever I think of embarrassing memories, I’m gonna remember this picture and be glad I’m not this person.
Tattoo reminds me of bobby hill
hey stop staring at my back my tits are up here
oh god that looks like my mother 😲
We're running out of ideas and getting desperate to feel unique
"Alright Billy. Show me on the doll where the angel touched you."
Who the what, how the hell, why would you even.....never mind. I bet a dollar to a donut she has no teeth, or just like two or so.
Hey! It's this girl all grown up!
And a naked angel at that
This kinda makes my pp hard......
Don't wanna see the front.
So you get a view no matter the angle.
she can still grow hair there right?
Somebody should tell her that her yarmulke is about to fall off.
Let me get that Borderlands porn fade
Touched by an uncle
She's touched in the head, alright
Touched in the head, maybe
Tequila and tattoos don't mix well.
I’d lose my boner if I had to look at the back of that head.
I'm gonna bet "Touched By an Uncle."
Ah yes. The sexy nubile angels.
Sure it's unsettling but I can see what she was thinking....
This is amazing
Touched in the head**
Wow this is super trashy.
I like t-it.
Reminds me of the clip where siblings used a hair clipper on each other the other day lol.
Is there a pic of her face? It's gotta be a nightmare
Um, your roots need a touch up, honey.
🎶I believe... there are Angels among us🎶
Brittany Spears moment
Well, she is touched for sure.
I’d like to see what her face looks like.
While I never want to meet this person, the idea of some asshole shouting "show me your tits" and her flashing this tattoo brings me great joy.
Rejoice, weebs! For now you can have a 3D waifu without having to give up your big anime tiddies!
Only thing missing is the little red dot from a sniper’s laser scope . . . .
This can’t be real
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that's yolandi
I’m a ninja
I am curious, does a NSFW tag actually keep one from opening a Reddit link while at work?
It blurs the thumbnail and has a small NSFW warning so that you can make the choice to view it instead of it being on the screen automatically.
That haircut/tattoo seems more like “touched by an uncle.”
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
"Hey girl did it hirt when you fell from heeaa......"
A magic place reddit is a benevolent realm of lumps and bulges a wondrous dimension of memes and busts as far as your mouse wheel can take you with content so plentiful its like drowning in the tits of an angel
NSFW tag would be nice
Why isn’t it NSFW?
white people are so stupid.
yeah, because bad tattoos are racially exclusive
I never said they were, just that white people get the stupidest tattoos.
You can’t fix stupid..
Why are you getting defensive? And why did you post a picture of a black guy with a stupid tatoo? Are you saying black people are stupid?
Why are you getting defensive? And why are you so concerned about a picture of a black guy with a tattoo? Are you saying that a picture of one black person must represent all black people?