touched by an angel
13776 upvotes
176 comments
OldBreadbutt
4 days ago
touched by an angel
iN50MANiAC
1324
4 days ago

That is truly fucking hideous. Its not even so much the shitty tattoo, the way the hair is parted is... Unsettling.

PurpleSunCraze
360
4 days ago

It's expert level foreshadowing. Get her some meth and you'll see all kinds of other body parts on her doing the same separation.

severed13
132
4 days ago

Her arms split down the middle, and all of a sudden she wants to rebuild the Black Marker

Krellous
33
4 days ago
Sweet_Unvictory
14
4 days ago

Repetitive. Dead Space is always unexpected

AerThreepwood
14
4 days ago

Redundant*

DaDerpGoat
5
4 days ago

next thing you know she's 8 feet tall, and asking for “about tree fiddy”

organic_crystaI_meth
16
4 days ago

Woop woop

kazkeb
59
4 days ago
rareas
26
4 days ago

That doesn't even have a tattoo and it's worse.

Dim_Innuendo
15
4 days ago

That dude is bald.

JesusIsOG
9
4 days ago

I love that look when he turns and waves. Like when mom drops you off at school.

vmedhe2
9
4 days ago

wow so it is real

tryhardergirls
-2
4 days ago

Ish.

Jessie_James
1
4 days ago

Ah, cannot unsee ... what have you done!

ARandomOgre
13
4 days ago

I mean, this idea could easily have ended up on r/atbge if it had been a really good tattoo of her brain or something. Instead, she went with “redneck window decal that’s been in the rain for twenty years.”

statist_steve
6
4 days ago

Yeah, but I’m not gonna lie, if she has a tramp stamp as well, I wouldn’t know where to aim when I finished.

itsalr
2
4 days ago

It's not hair, it's me wings!

Alarid
2
4 days ago

But it's genius because it's so easy to cover up when they don't like it anymore.

4SysAdmin
2
4 days ago

It reminds me of that one scene from BME Pain Olympics...

Love_Zactually
255
4 days ago

Party in the back expert level

Fthisguy69420
119
4 days ago

Yeah she definitely likes anal

heartmirror
92
4 days ago

I wish I could like this comment more times. Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this. "Breighlynn, 24. Likes anal"

hillsa14
44
4 days ago

Breighlynn

That's absolute gold, thank you for this.

OldBreadbutt
28
4 days ago

her other tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all"

MagicTrashPanda
29
4 days ago

her other tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all"

Tattooed right above her asshole.

OldBreadbutt
19
4 days ago

I was alluding to an actual tattoo. Can't remember who, but there's a porn star with it tattooed in a ring around her butthole.

HK_13
18
4 days ago

Asa akira

I mean..... Nevermind

Love_Zactually
12
4 days ago

As DMX once alluded to, I believe this is how rough riders roll

Peedy83
3
4 days ago

Tramp Stamp 2.0

Helpdeskagent
1
4 days ago

Angels* ftfy

CatScrathFeva
1
4 days ago

BRAVO - great comment

trunobyl
1
4 days ago

Level four

emmy486
107
4 days ago

This looks like someone who tried to make the best out of their permanent alopecia. Poor tattoo choice though.

LilDoomKitten
54
4 days ago

I was going to say that. That's usually exactly where I get my biggest bald spots.

emmy486
5
4 days ago

I get spots back there too sometimes

secretlifeofnathan
13
4 days ago

It seems like the Angel in the tattoo is bald too so you might be onto something.

DurasVircondelet
3
4 days ago

sometimes

So you grow hair there intermittently?

emmy486
4
4 days ago

I get alopecia (areata) spots in the back of my head. Nothing quite the size of this and I respond to treatment fairly well.

Ratherbeskiing92
88
4 days ago

Imagine how it looks after a few weeks without a haircut...

PitchforkAssistant
59
4 days ago

Furru Angel OwO

aqren550
18
4 days ago

Honestly, this looks like someone's attempt at being okay with their alopecia. I tried reverse image searching but te real story is just buried by people complaining about how shitty it looks - which it does, but the bald spot is almost definitely not a choice.

I know I thought about scalp tattoos on my alopecia bald spots.

[deleted]
8
4 days ago

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rareas
16
4 days ago

This is always a bit odd of a concern. Once I hit high levels of care, I'm not going to give two fucks as long as my meals are hot and someone comes and changes my nappies. So, not high on my list of concerns for conducting my life now. Well, aside from trying to preserve what is left of my cartilage and joints.

underscorecounter
11
4 days ago

I always laugh when someone says a tattoo will look like shit when I'm old. Yeah, it will but so will I.

PadaV4
4
4 days ago

everyone looks like shit when they are old. tattoos or not

PM_me_Tummies
2
4 days ago

I'm imagining how it would look to be having sexual intercoursings with her from the backside, and her hair falls down to reveal this. WITAF

teargasjohnny
0
4 days ago
ShirleyEugest
30
4 days ago

This is the perfect solution to yesterday's kid-with-clippers situation!

ThRebrth
3
4 days ago

META

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FargoBorth
29
4 days ago

One day once the drugs wear off..

ijustwantarecipe
24
4 days ago

No NSFW tag?

OldBreadbutt
12
4 days ago

people have been saying this, thought they were kidding. I didn't think it needed one because it's just a tattoo, but I'm happy to mark it NSFW if you're serious.

superaydean1
25
4 days ago

In what world is boobs anywhere sfw?

Unless you work at porn hub

plplplplomg
4
4 days ago

i would be judged for wasting time on reddit rather than poorly drawn boobs...

OldBreadbutt
5
4 days ago

I mean ... drawings, or paintings of the human body are SFW in all sorts of situations. I can't think of any job I've had with a computer where a tattoo depicting a nude human body (unless it's just crazy graphic or over sexualized) would be problematic in the least.

Camsy34
16
4 days ago

You've never worked a job where if your boss happened to glance at your computer and saw a picture of a nude chick tattoo, he would have some questions?

ajdaconman1
6
4 days ago

OP is fucking oblivious... If you work in any kind of office setting this is NSFW

DramDemon
4
4 days ago

No offense, but if you work in an office you shouldn’t be on Reddit on a work computer

DearMrsLeading
2
4 days ago

People in offices are often allowed to take lunch breaks and other breaks at their desks, so that’s prime time to use the computer for non-company things. Unless you mean reddit as a whole is unpredictable with what is tagged NSFW, in which case I agree.

DramDemon
1
4 days ago

That is what I mean, and even during breaks just use your phone. If you’re worried about the company seeing what you’re doing then just avoid it all and don’t use company computers for Reddit or personal things

EEVVEERRYYOONNEE
0
4 days ago

Depends on the office, I suppose.

DramDemon
1
4 days ago

Sure, but if your office is the one where you wouldn’t want to get caught seeing this then you shouldn’t be on Reddit on the company computers

OldBreadbutt
2
4 days ago

honestly, no. at least not any job where I was at a computer. If it was actually a nude person, that would be different, but even then I've had jobs where it wouldn't have mattered.

edit: and no, none of them (jobs) have been related to anything were said images would be part of my work.

edit 2: that said, if the mods want, I'll mark it nsfw

[deleted]
1
4 days ago

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The_Contrarian_
2
4 days ago

yeah, no need to flex

DurasVircondelet
2
4 days ago

Since we’re spinning hypotheticals, how about don’t get off task at work and if you do, subscribe to sfw ones so it’s all your front page is

JaymesMarkham2nd
3
4 days ago

Imagine how'd they'd react to art!

This 19th century oil painting depicts Morpheus and Iris, a famous set of Greek gods. But don't load that classical public domain art at work, it's got a wing-wang and some bamalams front and center.

Obviously I'm being more than a touch facetious, but really, some people right?

OldBreadbutt
3
4 days ago

thank you! I mean goddamn, instagram wouldn't even censor it. where do people work that they can browse reddit all day, but one grainy photo of a shitty tattoo with a boob in it, and it's straight to the bosses office?

DearMrsLeading
-1
4 days ago

You don’t have to browse reddit all day to come across your post. You can simply log on during your lunch break and have it be one of the first posts that pops up on your feed. Being able to use the company computer on a break doesn’t mean the boss would be okay with breasts, regardless of the fact that they’re just a tattoo.

Sativa_Dreams
4
4 days ago

It’s funny because I’ve never once worked in a place where that would be fine, let alone not have a filter that blocks it all lol. Funny how different different parts of the world are

HOOPER_FULL_THROTTLE
2
4 days ago

What they really mean is “Not Safe For Women”

ijustwantarecipe
2
4 days ago

I don't think you're an idiot, I just tend to play it very safe in a professional setting. Thanks for adding the tag!

xCSxXenon
-2
4 days ago

Would you be okay with it if your grandma was next to you? No. Mark it nsfw

cplhunter
1
4 days ago

"fuck" and "shit" in the URL aren't enough?

KingBobOmber
19
4 days ago

...?!

DurasVircondelet
5
4 days ago

How do you say a silence followed by punctuation?

maharajisonsmith
2
4 days ago

🤷‍♂️ is an example.

Ikirys
17
4 days ago

NSFW

HOOPER_FULL_THROTTLE
0
4 days ago

MOM. MOM! HELP, THERES CARTOON TATTOO TITTIES HELP

DurasVircondelet
-8
4 days ago

It’s a luxury to be on Reddit at work. Do your own self policing

StrawHatBlake
11
4 days ago

Does anyone else notice that the angel in the tattoo is bald? I’m thinking she went through chemo and lost all her hair when she got that tattoo. Not knowing if she was going to live. And now her hair has just grown back. Also if she didn’t have it in ponytails then it probably wouldn’t even be noticeable. People are so quick to judge

Mattatatat317
9
4 days ago
devilsephiroth
6
4 days ago

NSFW mods

Ganjaleaves
3
4 days ago

I just wanna say it's a perfect place for a tattoo like that. All she has to do is let her hair grow in and wahlaa it's gone.

can_blank_my_blank
4
4 days ago

Best place to put a moronic tatoo. When you come your senses just grow your hair and never speak of it again.

GalaxyZeroOne
3
4 days ago

Uhhh... nice abs?

NosherPowell
3
4 days ago

Interesting spot to finish...

nleksan
3
4 days ago

Spoiler alert: the guys name is Angel, and he definitely touched her

OldBreadbutt
1
4 days ago

but her dad's name is Angel ... ohhhhh

Salazars_Pizza
3
4 days ago

She's been touched alright.

Gomurr
3
4 days ago

So that's how the mother fixed the hair of her little girl.

mynameisnotsuzi
1
4 days ago

That's all I could think of! It's too perfect, she even has the same pig tails!

skjellyfetti
3
4 days ago

Pippy Longstocking on brown acid...

Fly_com_
3
4 days ago

This looks hardcore photoshopped. No hate but thats how it looks to me.

WUPHF_Cola
1
4 days ago

Yeah, it’s clearly photoshopped.

Cyberpunk2069
3
4 days ago

Im a cyberpunk kind of guy so I actually think things like this are kind of cool.

just-a-drop-of-water
2
4 days ago

Wowwwww on so many levels.

cutspaper
2
4 days ago

Reminds me of Splice at the end.

urskrubs
2
4 days ago

nice

ceebeefour
2
4 days ago

Touched by an uncle.

gerbard_bae
2
4 days ago

That angel got mad pubes

Weenerwawaweener
2
4 days ago

Wtf lolololol

santaanas
2
4 days ago

Mercy Main btw

eveoneverything
2
4 days ago

I’m disappointed that the tattoo isn’t a hula dancer and she doesn’t have a rat’s tail to act as the grass skirt. So many missed opportunities.

ThePeskyWabbit
2
4 days ago

as trashy as it is, I'm strangely, slightly, attracted to it... and I dont like that I am attracted to this....

CaminoGypsy
2
4 days ago

She's touched alright...

warpfield
2
4 days ago

touched in the head

InfinitySnatch
2
4 days ago

Freeza got hot!

joeracksloudpacks
2
4 days ago

Whenever I think of embarrassing memories, I’m gonna remember this picture and be glad I’m not this person.

Lemur_storm
2
4 days ago

Tattoo reminds me of bobby hill

kobrakaan
2
4 days ago

hey stop staring at my back my tits are up here

Arsepick
2
4 days ago

oh god that looks like my mother 😲

JustinAshburn
2
4 days ago

NSFW

bringbackswg
2
4 days ago

We're running out of ideas and getting desperate to feel unique

BFG_Scott
2
4 days ago

"Alright Billy. Show me on the doll where the angel touched you."

rukittenme4
2
4 days ago

Who the what, how the hell, why would you even.....never mind. I bet a dollar to a donut she has no teeth, or just like two or so.

chromevinyl
2
4 days ago

Hey! It's this girl all grown up!

iceandones
2
4 days ago
Spiraljaguar1231
2
4 days ago

And a naked angel at that

ebarnhard1983
2
4 days ago
ChongLoadJackson
2
4 days ago

This kinda makes my pp hard......

selfdiagnoseddeath
2
4 days ago

Don't wanna see the front.

11-_-
2
4 days ago
watergo
2
4 days ago

God damnnn

whatupgmizzle
2
4 days ago

So you get a view no matter the angle.

WutItIs_Girl
2
4 days ago

Hair curtains!

Pneumaniac01
2
4 days ago

she can still grow hair there right?

Impossible-asset
2
4 days ago

Somebody should tell her that her yarmulke is about to fall off.

Thebiginfinity
2
4 days ago

Let me get that Borderlands porn fade

bolshephile
2
4 days ago
rhymes_with_chicken
2
4 days ago

Touched by an uncle

Roll tide

thatonepersoniam
2
4 days ago

She's touched in the head, alright

1NS4N3_person
2
4 days ago

Touched in the head, maybe

cante221
2
4 days ago

Tequila and tattoos don't mix well.

jonboy333
2
4 days ago

I’d lose my boner if I had to look at the back of that head.

YaziDiLong
2
4 days ago
Head_mc_ears
2
4 days ago

I'm gonna bet "Touched By an Uncle."

pclinuxmac
2
4 days ago

Ah yes. The sexy nubile angels.

ThatAintPeeBaby
2
4 days ago

r/awfultastebutdecentexecution

RomancingUranus
2
4 days ago

Sure it's unsettling but I can see what she was thinking....

Drunkcity
2
4 days ago

This is amazing

mochi_iscream
2
4 days ago

Touched in the head**

chillwifi
2
4 days ago

Eww

Brain124
2
4 days ago

Wow this is super trashy.

zitfarmer
2
4 days ago

I like t-it.

frameythescrub
2
4 days ago

Reminds me of the clip where siblings used a hair clipper on each other the other day lol.

km_44
2
4 days ago

Is there a pic of her face? It's gotta be a nightmare

allenahansen
1
4 days ago

Um, your roots need a touch up, honey.

NH_Blake
1
4 days ago

🎶I believe... there are Angels among us🎶

FadedAffiliation
1
4 days ago

Brittany Spears moment

TheLocalSlav
1
4 days ago
J3ST3RR
1
4 days ago

Mark NSFW

xcut211
1
4 days ago

Well, she is touched for sure.

Picsonly25
1
4 days ago

I’d like to see what her face looks like.

Urine_isnt_blue
1
4 days ago

While I never want to meet this person, the idea of some asshole shouting "show me your tits" and her flashing this tattoo brings me great joy.

DINGVS_KHAN
1
4 days ago

Rejoice, weebs! For now you can have a 3D waifu without having to give up your big anime tiddies!

platform327
1
4 days ago

Only thing missing is the little red dot from a sniper’s laser scope . . . .

Syphlor
1
4 days ago

This can’t be real

SpideySlap
1
4 days ago

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that's yolandi

bryanrobh
1
4 days ago

I’m a ninja

coquish98
1
4 days ago
bangsilencedeath
1
4 days ago

I am curious, does a NSFW tag actually keep one from opening a Reddit link while at work?

DearMrsLeading
1
4 days ago

It blurs the thumbnail and has a small NSFW warning so that you can make the choice to view it instead of it being on the screen automatically.

PapaGypsy86
1
4 days ago

That haircut/tattoo seems more like “touched by an uncle.”

BadEgg1951
1
4 days ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Looks good 220 4yrs WTF 14
Head tattoo 323 6yrs WTF 23
Why would anyone do this to herself? 42 7yrs reddit.com 18
Why would anyone do this? 132 7yrs WTF 19

Source: karmadecay

wutjusthappened8
1
4 days ago

"Hey girl did it hirt when you fell from heeaa......"

zestoxd
-1
4 days ago

A magic place reddit is a benevolent realm of lumps and bulges a wondrous dimension of memes and busts as far as your mouse wheel can take you with content so plentiful its like drowning in the tits of an angel

sifon187
-1
4 days ago

NSFW tag would be nice

BigC3408
-1
4 days ago

Why isn’t it NSFW?

MeowedUpMix
-1
4 days ago

Nsfw?

FatCyclistBrokeSpoke
-5
4 days ago

white people are so stupid.

OldBreadbutt
5
4 days ago
FatCyclistBrokeSpoke
-3
4 days ago

I never said they were, just that white people get the stupidest tattoos.

StrawHatBlake
4
4 days ago

You can’t fix stupid..

can_blank_my_blank
-4
4 days ago

Why are you getting defensive? And why did you post a picture of a black guy with a stupid tatoo? Are you saying black people are stupid?

PhilsXwingAccount
1
4 days ago

Why are you getting defensive? And why are you so concerned about a picture of a black guy with a tattoo? Are you saying that a picture of one black person must represent all black people?