I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words...
45 upvotes
8 comments
PoiuQwertyKing
4 hours ago
I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words...
My wife said I never buy her flowers.
17 upvotes
2 comments
Ody_Mandrell
8 hours ago
My wife said I never buy her flowers.
How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
37 upvotes
10 comments
MolecularPotato
16 hours ago
How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
The guy went to the hospital, complaining:
14 upvotes
1 comments
FlaxSeedBP
5 hours ago
The guy went to the hospital, complaining:
Her: What do you do?
34128 upvotes
397 comments
ChrisBaker111
1 day ago
Her: What do you do?
All in a night’s work
9 upvotes
0 comments
IdeaCafe
5 hours ago
All in a night’s work
A girl told me she wanted to be "just friends".
310 upvotes
17 comments
OccamsBeard
9 hours ago
A girl told me she wanted to be "just friends".
I broke my finger today.
57 upvotes
1 comments
hotdogman9
8 hours ago
I broke my finger today.
Parrots. long
7 upvotes
0 comments
robod305
5 hours ago
Parrots. long
Circumcision celebration
0 upvotes
0 comments
Allarran
2 hours ago
Circumcision celebration
What do you call a prostitute doing arithmetic?
22 upvotes
2 comments
WarlandWriter
9 hours ago
What do you call a prostitute doing arithmetic?
Why did 1 fifth go to the spa?
11 upvotes
1 comments
M_Kilanii
5 hours ago
Why did 1 fifth go to the spa?
I just got cheated on by a tennis player
55 upvotes
8 comments
naraic20
18 hours ago
I just got cheated on by a tennis player
Who collects the souls of dead birds?
8 upvotes
3 comments
huwuno
9 hours ago
Who collects the souls of dead birds?
A midget psychic just escaped from prison
93 upvotes
8 comments
Spartakusneca2000
9 hours ago
A midget psychic just escaped from prison
How do you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?
0 upvotes
1 comments
wixxxrrr
2 hours ago
How do you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
0 upvotes
3 comments
Spartakusneca2000
3 hours ago
What do you get from a pampered cow?
The Invisible Man has a warrant out for his arrest.
6 upvotes
3 comments
OccamsBeard
6 hours ago
The Invisible Man has a warrant out for his arrest.
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim."
0 upvotes
6 comments
pokeboy626
3 hours ago
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim."
If having sex for money makes you a whore
31 upvotes
6 comments
i_didnot_sayit
5 hours ago
If having sex for money makes you a whore
How can you tell the uzi wasn't made in the usa
11 upvotes
8 comments
shiftfive
7 hours ago
How can you tell the uzi wasn't made in the usa
A policeman pulls over an old man in a pickup truck
58 upvotes
2 comments
LetsFuckOnTheBoat
18 hours ago
A policeman pulls over an old man in a pickup truck
If there's one thing that makes me throw up
133 upvotes
6 comments
HellsJuggernaut
18 hours ago
If there's one thing that makes me throw up
Why do ducks have feathers on their rear ends?
0 upvotes
0 comments
toritragedy13
2 hours ago
Why do ducks have feathers on their rear ends?
What is a rabbit's favorite drug?
0 upvotes
1 comments
gir971
3 hours ago
What is a rabbit's favorite drug?
I'm participating in No Nut November.
12 upvotes
1 comments
Saint_of_Lost_Hope
7 hours ago
I'm participating in No Nut November.
My favourite sexual position is the 68...
7 upvotes
4 comments
FoolyValued
4 hours ago
My favourite sexual position is the 68...
I thought I came up with a funny mean joke
0 upvotes
0 comments
YSackstein
1 hour ago
I thought I came up with a funny mean joke
I don’t understand fast food.
0 upvotes
0 comments
bjs1023113
1 hour ago
I don’t understand fast food.
Japan had the greatest gender reveal party
34 upvotes
13 comments
Jonatrump
13 hours ago
Japan had the greatest gender reveal party
How do you trace a scatter plot?
6 upvotes
0 comments
ugh_its_sid
5 hours ago
How do you trace a scatter plot?
Open relationships
19 upvotes
0 comments
Secksiii
12 hours ago
Open relationships
I recently bought chainsaw resistant clothes...
49 upvotes
2 comments
Cheeseboy408
12 hours ago
I recently bought chainsaw resistant clothes...
What do you call an aligator wearing a vest?
0 upvotes
1 comments
Kakaucko
3 hours ago
What do you call an aligator wearing a vest?
An asshole.
105 upvotes
8 comments
parshuram__
9 hours ago
An asshole.
Words are like bullets
0 upvotes
0 comments
FapToTraps
2 hours ago
Words are like bullets
Why don’t the Sunni and Shia Muslims eat pork?
0 upvotes
1 comments
cuhgrader
2 hours ago
Why don’t the Sunni and Shia Muslims eat pork?
If they say you are what you eat
0 upvotes
3 comments
2xa1s
2 hours ago
If they say you are what you eat
Why did the math student take up baking?
0 upvotes
3 comments
amintowords
3 hours ago
Why did the math student take up baking?
I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire
0 upvotes
0 comments
irishpwr46
2 hours ago
I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire
The Pope walks into a Mosque.
350 upvotes
20 comments
TooCoolToSocialize
7 hours ago
The Pope walks into a Mosque.
The Pirate
8 upvotes
1 comments
discerningpervert
7 hours ago
The Pirate
Racing a bear
7 upvotes
2 comments
IdeaCafe
5 hours ago
Racing a bear
Two antennas got married.
229 upvotes
15 comments
amynivenskane
21 hours ago
Two antennas got married.
Ooo Heaven is a place on earth
5 upvotes
0 comments
IdeaCafe
5 hours ago
Ooo Heaven is a place on earth
from now on i am only using lowercase letters
0 upvotes
1 comments
BanDiglett
3 hours ago
from now on i am only using lowercase letters
I told my psychiatrist that i am having suicidal thoughts.
19 upvotes
0 comments
19arthurfleck
5 hours ago
I told my psychiatrist that i am having suicidal thoughts.
Why don't the Clintons like Jahova's witnesses?
16 upvotes
2 comments
-notausername_
5 hours ago
Why don't the Clintons like Jahova's witnesses?
A young-looking ego and superego walk into a bar...
10 upvotes
2 comments
Bigd1979666
5 hours ago
A young-looking ego and superego walk into a bar...
A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk
6 upvotes
0 comments
sburgel
4 hours ago
A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk
What's an Anti-vaxxers favourite food?
19 upvotes
2 comments
tinybockstim
11 hours ago
What's an Anti-vaxxers favourite food?
This is a Mean joke.
10744 upvotes
435 comments
cereal_killer_ch
8 hours ago
This is a Mean joke.
Once I found out masturbating was an addiction,
9 upvotes
0 comments
TooCoolToSocialize
7 hours ago
Once I found out masturbating was an addiction,
The only things not Made in China today are...
9 upvotes
4 comments
CreativeBorder
6 hours ago
The only things not Made in China today are...
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.
0 upvotes
4 comments
podolot
3 hours ago
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.
Where is the IT guy?
7 upvotes
2 comments
Peterianer
5 hours ago
Where is the IT guy?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
74 upvotes
18 comments
sagonicauz
17 hours ago
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar.
22 upvotes
4 comments
RamPage09
5 hours ago
A blind man walks into a bar.
WW1 as a bar fight...
173 upvotes
26 comments
DatDude999
14 hours ago
WW1 as a bar fight...
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
251 upvotes
26 comments
maxxxl
1 day ago
A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint...
I've lost 20% of my couch...
183 upvotes
12 comments
boopsterdoopster
15 hours ago
I've lost 20% of my couch...
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
3115 upvotes
166 comments
love_the_heat
8 months ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
Gender is like the twin towers.
40 upvotes
10 comments
esc1920
6 hours ago
Gender is like the twin towers.
Which american president was the least guilty?
12 upvotes
3 comments
SWGuildRecruiter
7 hours ago
Which american president was the least guilty?
PSA - Don't believe everything you read in Public toilets.
17 upvotes
4 comments
HellsJuggernaut
6 hours ago
PSA - Don't believe everything you read in Public toilets.
Having a conversation with a couple of bouncers...
23 upvotes
0 comments
TooCoolToSocialize
8 hours ago
Having a conversation with a couple of bouncers...
My mate says I'm getting fat, but in my defence...
0 upvotes
1 comments
Gil-Gandel
2 hours ago
My mate says I'm getting fat, but in my defence...
I became a chef after I left the army.
62 upvotes
4 comments
choppin_brockelee
19 hours ago
I became a chef after I left the army.
What’s the difference between Acne and a Priest?
4 upvotes
2 comments
Hpritchardd123
4 hours ago
What’s the difference between Acne and a Priest?
Young Virgin Couple
215 upvotes
8 comments
phatlynx
13 hours ago
Young Virgin Couple
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
342 upvotes
15 comments
i_didnot_sayit
21 hours ago
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar...
9 upvotes
2 comments
boopsterdoopster
4 hours ago
Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar...
A guy was walking to a bar
94 upvotes
6 comments
gone_fantastic
14 hours ago
A guy was walking to a bar
My ex used to beat me a lot with stringed instruments.
0 upvotes
3 comments
badassjoestar69
3 hours ago
My ex used to beat me a lot with stringed instruments.