2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar
240 upvotes
14 comments
launganik
23 hours ago
2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar
A man is walking at night in Belfast in the 70's...
18 upvotes
3 comments
SurprisedPotato
11 hours ago
A man is walking at night in Belfast in the 70's...
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
4091 upvotes
470 comments
ScarletNumbered
23 hours ago
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
Gamers these days have no patience.
5207 upvotes
94 comments
neloc1
1 day ago
Gamers these days have no patience.
EARTH DAY JOKES
8 upvotes
1 comments
possumofbrooklyn
5 hours ago
EARTH DAY JOKES
A Russian and a Jew (long joke)
98 upvotes
11 comments
TheCadillacCats_
11 hours ago
A Russian and a Jew (long joke)
Where did the Australian go To die?
0 upvotes
3 comments
real_shadowave
2 hours ago
Where did the Australian go To die?
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
899 upvotes
59 comments
love_the_heat
1 month ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
Life at a snail’s pace
12 upvotes
1 comments
Joe-Boyle
7 hours ago
Life at a snail’s pace
Why was six afraid of seven?
23 upvotes
3 comments
Emmete18
13 hours ago
Why was six afraid of seven?
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
56 upvotes
6 comments
PumpkinMeme
5 hours ago
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
Which part of your body will die last?
24 upvotes
3 comments
swiggetyswine69
2 hours ago
Which part of your body will die last?
I'll never forget 9/11.
16 upvotes
5 comments
karmanutte
11 hours ago
I'll never forget 9/11.
Are you all all right?
0 upvotes
0 comments
SorryIJustAmHungry
2 hours ago
Are you all all right?
Elon Musk needs to start a new company,
9 upvotes
8 comments
TheHalfBloodPrince25
7 hours ago
Elon Musk needs to start a new company,
Parents come for their son to tell him a secret.
26 upvotes
2 comments
hdrr_at
4 hours ago
Parents come for their son to tell him a secret.
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?
35 upvotes
4 comments
chadlumanthehuman
14 hours ago
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?
How does Reese Witherspoon take her heroin?
0 upvotes
2 comments
unknownperson45
2 hours ago
How does Reese Witherspoon take her heroin?
Whatever You do Always Give 100 %
26 upvotes
3 comments
AKYTHEKNIGHT
8 hours ago
Whatever You do Always Give 100 %
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
37206 upvotes
1380 comments
philzard224
10 hours ago
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
Why don’t witches wear undies?
14 upvotes
4 comments
gdaves_496
5 hours ago
Why don’t witches wear undies?
How do you get a computer drunk?
0 upvotes
1 comments
Jeremyz540
1 hour ago
How do you get a computer drunk?
I don't mean to sugarcoat
8 upvotes
0 comments
YottaVolte
3 hours ago
I don't mean to sugarcoat
What does Donald Trumps hair have in common with a thong?
1967 upvotes
146 comments
giz-a-kiss
22 hours ago
What does Donald Trumps hair have in common with a thong?
What's difference between in-laws and outlaws?
51 upvotes
1 comments
ghastly_croc
6 hours ago
What's difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast?
27 upvotes
3 comments
reesepup
10 hours ago
What do Nazi pilots eat for breakfast?
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of money...
20 upvotes
1 comments
VicFrankenstein
3 hours ago
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of money...
Why did the sperm cross the road?
4 upvotes
2 comments
WaldoSupremo
3 hours ago
Why did the sperm cross the road?
A blind man walked into a bar
33 upvotes
6 comments
despasyeeto_
9 hours ago
A blind man walked into a bar
I don't know why sex with customers is such a big deal
9 upvotes
5 comments
Aelaan_Bluewood
8 hours ago
I don't know why sex with customers is such a big deal
["Hip", "Hip"]
7 upvotes
2 comments
OstrichEmpire
4 hours ago
["Hip", "Hip"]
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
16 upvotes
2 comments
polish-pickle
6 hours ago
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Ladies, do you want longer and thicker lashes?
124 upvotes
3 comments
street_fart
20 hours ago
Ladies, do you want longer and thicker lashes?
What did the cross dresser do at Christmas?
16 upvotes
1 comments
guessishouldjoin
8 hours ago
What did the cross dresser do at Christmas?
Doctor: "Don't worry Dave, it's just a small operation"
2216 upvotes
32 comments
ninjatech1
12 hours ago
Doctor: "Don't worry Dave, it's just a small operation"
How do mansplainers sleep at night?
14 upvotes
2 comments
AlwaysTheNoob
5 hours ago
How do mansplainers sleep at night?
Why was 6 afraid of 7
58 upvotes
17 comments
banana9996
11 hours ago
Why was 6 afraid of 7
What's the best part of fucking your cousin?
26 upvotes
5 comments
Niz99
7 hours ago
What's the best part of fucking your cousin?
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.
899 upvotes
37 comments
BenAdam321
1 day ago
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
0 upvotes
0 comments
ericand
2 hours ago
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
What's the difference between r/jokes and my wife?
112 upvotes
9 comments
Rosijuana1
19 hours ago
What's the difference between r/jokes and my wife?
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
9 upvotes
1 comments
TinyRobotLlama
5 hours ago
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers.
284 upvotes
13 comments
TooCoolToSocialize
10 hours ago
My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers.
Why did Adele cross the road?
5 upvotes
1 comments
addenadde
5 hours ago
Why did Adele cross the road?
Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films?
5 upvotes
0 comments
Ya_Boy_Mr_Roboto
3 hours ago
Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films?
What do women have in the middle of their legs?
0 upvotes
4 comments
NormalHall
1 hour ago
What do women have in the middle of their legs?
I got Donald Trump's autograph yesterday.
9 upvotes
2 comments
TheresOnly1GaryKing
3 hours ago
I got Donald Trump's autograph yesterday.
Why was 10 dead?
19 upvotes
6 comments
jakatakasaurus
3 hours ago
Why was 10 dead?
A professor is giving a talk about sex..
23 upvotes
2 comments
lohbak
7 hours ago
A professor is giving a talk about sex..
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
26 upvotes
6 comments
Kollaspe2121
7 hours ago
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did Earth Day not affect /r/jokes?
1372 upvotes
29 comments
matluc9
1 day ago
Why did Earth Day not affect /r/jokes?
Camouflage clothing is so ugly...
116 upvotes
10 comments
Skullzy-01
6 hours ago
Camouflage clothing is so ugly...
I like my women like WTC7,
0 upvotes
1 comments
parshuram__
1 hour ago
I like my women like WTC7,
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
61 upvotes
3 comments
DebateMaster
7 hours ago
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
An American , a British and an Indian are travelling in a ship
51 upvotes
10 comments
practicalnoob69
9 hours ago
An American , a British and an Indian are travelling in a ship
A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper.
25305 upvotes
686 comments
parshuram__
1 day ago
A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with animal DNA?
385 upvotes
24 comments
xsharkbait86
20 hours ago
What do you get when you mix human DNA with animal DNA?
I named my eraser Confidence....
324 upvotes
7 comments
superlord354
16 hours ago
I named my eraser Confidence....
Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle?
23 upvotes
6 comments
Totiillas
4 hours ago
Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle?
I only sleep with antivaxers
0 upvotes
3 comments
Kat_Is_GG
2 hours ago
I only sleep with antivaxers
I’m not really good at jokes
9 upvotes
8 comments
Fenil2004
7 hours ago
I’m not really good at jokes
"Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" [long]
13 upvotes
0 comments
Bubba-jones
5 hours ago
"Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" [long]
I had to tell my neighbour this morning i hit her cat
13 upvotes
1 comments
n0tarealdoctor
9 hours ago
I had to tell my neighbour this morning i hit her cat
The argument
395 upvotes
13 comments
Jokeminder42
1 day ago
The argument
Here's a joke my friend told me..
6 upvotes
5 comments
Flakesoffrost
5 hours ago
Here's a joke my friend told me..
The devil was feeling generous one day
103 upvotes
10 comments
Kombaticus
17 hours ago
The devil was feeling generous one day
There was a woman sitting in the park
4 upvotes
0 comments
Jokester00
4 hours ago
There was a woman sitting in the park
I just read that 4,213,257 people got married laat year.
250 upvotes
30 comments
SuperStar1007
1 day ago
I just read that 4,213,257 people got married laat year.
What did the librarian say to the child?
6221 upvotes
144 comments
real_shadowave
13 hours ago
What did the librarian say to the child?
A man stumbles out of a bar just before closing time.
103 upvotes
8 comments
n0v0parr0t
16 hours ago
A man stumbles out of a bar just before closing time.
What does DNA stand for?
41 upvotes
9 comments
dandan_56
6 hours ago
What does DNA stand for?
Little Johnny
381 upvotes
24 comments
Bitxhassdude
22 hours ago
Little Johnny
Why did the walrus become a plumber?
5 upvotes
2 comments
wolpak
6 hours ago
Why did the walrus become a plumber?
Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician.
42 upvotes
43 comments
ChrisCGC
12 hours ago
Stevie Wonder wasn’t just a great musician.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high
3119 upvotes
61 comments
concludes_cheating
12 hours ago
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high