Recently I was attacked by a gang of mimes
42 upvotes
3 comments
anshuxinha
13 hours ago
Recently I was attacked by a gang of mimes
Six dwarfs were in a hot tub feeling happy...
0 upvotes
0 comments
Gojiberry852
3 hours ago
Six dwarfs were in a hot tub feeling happy...
Hitler went to a fortuneteller to ask when he will die
38 upvotes
9 comments
DracoMoriaty
15 hours ago
Hitler went to a fortuneteller to ask when he will die
[nsfw] A boy goes to his grandparents house.
80 upvotes
6 comments
demguts101
6 hours ago
[nsfw] A boy goes to his grandparents house.
How does gold get your attention?
90 upvotes
16 comments
appa-ate-momo
20 hours ago
How does gold get your attention?
My ex-girlfriend was a clown
0 upvotes
2 comments
Corkend
3 hours ago
My ex-girlfriend was a clown
Hilarious Job Interview Answer
24 upvotes
6 comments
AhsanMoin
11 hours ago
Hilarious Job Interview Answer
How do you make music when you're dead?
13 upvotes
7 comments
Defenestrator101
6 hours ago
How do you make music when you're dead?
At first I wasn't sure about my beard
8 upvotes
2 comments
shakakaaaaa
5 hours ago
At first I wasn't sure about my beard
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
23 upvotes
4 comments
DJ8Ball
7 hours ago
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
What do you call a fly without wings?
14 upvotes
5 comments
slimultimate
7 hours ago
What do you call a fly without wings?
Yo mama's so fat
0 upvotes
0 comments
epicrunze
3 hours ago
Yo mama's so fat
A Roman walks into a bar
28 upvotes
7 comments
devmonster
10 hours ago
A Roman walks into a bar
The worst part about kissing a perfect ten...
33 upvotes
10 comments
Spaappel
10 hours ago
The worst part about kissing a perfect ten...
What has 100 balls and screws old ladies???
11 upvotes
1 comments
DatManey
9 hours ago
What has 100 balls and screws old ladies???
One day a guy dies...
12798 upvotes
365 comments
rytis
1 day ago
One day a guy dies...
When I was in the third grade I thought I was black
0 upvotes
3 comments
deny_death
3 hours ago
When I was in the third grade I thought I was black
How can you tell someone’s s redneck
73 upvotes
6 comments
JustAN0body
16 hours ago
How can you tell someone’s s redneck
My dad was a WWII veteran.
347 upvotes
46 comments
angec04
12 hours ago
My dad was a WWII veteran.
Why do gay people smile so much?
1156 upvotes
49 comments
ShAfi-
1 day ago
Why do gay people smile so much?
What exam do young witches have to pass?
35 upvotes
4 comments
acrosstheoceanin1984
11 hours ago
What exam do young witches have to pass?
My dog wouldn’t stop chasing people on bikes.
119 upvotes
10 comments
_TheOnlyZero_
14 hours ago
My dog wouldn’t stop chasing people on bikes.
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
0 upvotes
0 comments
StabbyPancake
3 hours ago
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Why do so many Welsh people have insomnia?
17 upvotes
1 comments
TrustMeImAGiraffe
10 hours ago
Why do so many Welsh people have insomnia?
What profession does the best networking?
0 upvotes
0 comments
Bombapples1
3 hours ago
What profession does the best networking?
Why is cream more expensive than milk?
0 upvotes
1 comments
mimichouchou
3 hours ago
Why is cream more expensive than milk?
I want to get a job cleaning mirrors
9 upvotes
2 comments
mk_fly
9 hours ago
I want to get a job cleaning mirrors
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
237 upvotes
10 comments
jtucker33
18 hours ago
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
[NSFW] Whats the difference between hungry and horny?
35 upvotes
6 comments
noahthemonkey17
14 hours ago
[NSFW] Whats the difference between hungry and horny?
Teacher: Do you know what estimate means
56 upvotes
4 comments
buy_an_sel-l
12 hours ago
Teacher: Do you know what estimate means
What do you call a broken can opener?
13 upvotes
1 comments
squid50s
10 hours ago
What do you call a broken can opener?
A man stands before St. Peter
23 upvotes
4 comments
Elephino78
10 hours ago
A man stands before St. Peter
There was an investor...
0 upvotes
1 comments
samitor
3 hours ago
There was an investor...
To me, working out is a drug.
24 upvotes
2 comments
DurinIronheart
13 hours ago
To me, working out is a drug.
I just found a dead body in the street
220 upvotes
11 comments
thewargingned
7 hours ago
I just found a dead body in the street
I can prove evolution wrong..
43 upvotes
3 comments
austinmclrntab
8 hours ago
I can prove evolution wrong..
“How many fingers now?” Asked the doctor.
133 upvotes
12 comments
mf9769
20 hours ago
“How many fingers now?” Asked the doctor.
My 3 year old told me this one.
39 upvotes
2 comments
WormLivesMatter
9 hours ago
My 3 year old told me this one.
The husband leans over and asks his wife
1106 upvotes
42 comments
Niggy_2445
5 hours ago
The husband leans over and asks his wife
I think:
9 upvotes
1 comments
Niggy_2445
5 hours ago
I think:
The Blonde joke to end all Blonde jokes
299 upvotes
13 comments
uGzillaa
12 hours ago
The Blonde joke to end all Blonde jokes
What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
0 upvotes
2 comments
RayInRed
3 hours ago
What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
The Scotsman's first baseball game
4 upvotes
0 comments
IndiaNgineer
4 hours ago
The Scotsman's first baseball game
My wife told me to stop singing Smashmouth songs.
26 upvotes
14 comments
Bakedschwarzenbach
8 hours ago
My wife told me to stop singing Smashmouth songs.
A punk gets onto a bus.
28 upvotes
11 comments
redprog
12 hours ago
A punk gets onto a bus.
Donald Trump And Barack Obama walk into thesame barber shop.
0 upvotes
1 comments
KarmicComic12334
3 hours ago
Donald Trump And Barack Obama walk into thesame barber shop.
A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar...
3961 upvotes
58 comments
JJRawrXD
1 day ago
A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar...
A little old lady...
0 upvotes
2 comments
rytis
4 hours ago
A little old lady...
Got into a car accident today
38 upvotes
3 comments
eatingpopcornwithmj
9 hours ago
Got into a car accident today
A black hole walks into a bar
2060 upvotes
50 comments
__countzero
1 day ago
A black hole walks into a bar
A husband comes home from work
12 upvotes
0 comments
signapple
8 hours ago
A husband comes home from work
What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
27 upvotes
8 comments
justanotheraztecmonk
6 hours ago
What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
A mom visits her anti-vaxxer friend
5 upvotes
0 comments
lefromageetlesvers
6 hours ago
A mom visits her anti-vaxxer friend
I used to be good at telling jokes,...
14 upvotes
4 comments
IPeanutbutterMyDick
10 hours ago
I used to be good at telling jokes,...
What do you get when you feed a cow marijuana?
0 upvotes
0 comments
MJSchooley
4 hours ago
What do you get when you feed a cow marijuana?
I hate it when they say, "white people can't dance"...
322 upvotes
33 comments
PrimeV3
21 hours ago
I hate it when they say, "white people can't dance"...
[nsfw] some parents find their teenager’s browser history
475 upvotes
30 comments
recentlyunearthed
20 hours ago
[nsfw] some parents find their teenager’s browser history
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
1889 upvotes
122 comments
love_the_heat
3 months ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
"How to make good jokes on reddit to get karma"
585 upvotes
27 comments
frouxer
1 day ago
"How to make good jokes on reddit to get karma"
A sadist takes a masochist to his dungeon
15 upvotes
0 comments
DagarMan0
11 hours ago
A sadist takes a masochist to his dungeon
A lawyer, priest and social worker
18 upvotes
7 comments
Biggy1990
11 hours ago
A lawyer, priest and social worker
So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight.
35 upvotes
5 comments
the_wondering_guy
13 hours ago
So the Pope is SUPER early for his flight.