We never do the reverse cowgirl in Alabama
6 upvotes
0 comments
randomindiandouche
11 hours ago
We never do the reverse cowgirl in Alabama
What did the 6 say to the 9?
8 upvotes
1 comments
IPromiseImNotADog
12 hours ago
What did the 6 say to the 9?
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LOVES GROWING TOMATOES..
7 upvotes
1 comments
destinsb
16 hours ago
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LOVES GROWING TOMATOES..
They had to close the circus
6 upvotes
3 comments
anttiom
15 hours ago
They had to close the circus
How does Mike Tyson like his bath?
13 upvotes
4 comments
GinjaNinja1027
11 hours ago
How does Mike Tyson like his bath?
Treat her like you will treat your mom.
9 upvotes
3 comments
divyanshchaudhary85
15 hours ago
Treat her like you will treat your mom.
Sex with ghosts
204 upvotes
11 comments
destinsb
17 hours ago
Sex with ghosts
A Cop Saw a Car in the Ditch.
1577 upvotes
49 comments
SpecterBadger
1 day ago
A Cop Saw a Car in the Ditch.
I once had to skip class because I had hypothermia.
68 upvotes
4 comments
Bloopsers
20 hours ago
I once had to skip class because I had hypothermia.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
406 upvotes
25 comments
Tmanisawesome22
23 hours ago
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
What’s the most naked food?
4 upvotes
1 comments
StookDog
13 hours ago
What’s the most naked food?
An old and derelict man approaches a home looking for work
15 upvotes
0 comments
OppositeEar
14 hours ago
An old and derelict man approaches a home looking for work
My son asked me what a dilemma is
20 upvotes
2 comments
TheWetN00dle
15 hours ago
My son asked me what a dilemma is
It wasn't my fault
5 upvotes
1 comments
ilikegugl
12 hours ago
It wasn't my fault
Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
1684 upvotes
65 comments
coolidiot2000
1 day ago
Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.
26172 upvotes
378 comments
yaxollum
1 day ago
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.
My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes
9151 upvotes
241 comments
MaddSkittlez
1 day ago
My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes
Why can’t miss piggy count to 100?
91 upvotes
9 comments
Random3x
14 hours ago
Why can’t miss piggy count to 100?
I saw a shrink for a few months.
3 upvotes
2 comments
collapsing_sanity
12 hours ago
I saw a shrink for a few months.
There are II types of people in this world:
6 upvotes
8 comments
epicdj83
15 hours ago
There are II types of people in this world:
Dogs can never sit still during an MRI
8 upvotes
1 comments
gr8d4ne
12 hours ago
Dogs can never sit still during an MRI
What do they call The Hunger Games in France?
60 upvotes
10 comments
whatsthestorylike
22 hours ago
What do they call The Hunger Games in France?
How do dogs like their sex?
6 upvotes
2 comments
ChaosLexifer
11 hours ago
How do dogs like their sex?
Mickey Mouse is talking with his lawyer.
133 upvotes
5 comments
Strumfius
1 day ago
Mickey Mouse is talking with his lawyer.
50 dollars is 50 dollars
9702 upvotes
182 comments
bachiavelli
2 days ago
50 dollars is 50 dollars
So there was this assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.
149 upvotes
30 comments
dontneedurl
19 hours ago
So there was this assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
9 upvotes
5 comments
Neodex9
17 hours ago
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
What do you call a girl who sleeps with men for adderall?
8 upvotes
2 comments
GlitteringGlass
14 hours ago
What do you call a girl who sleeps with men for adderall?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
53 upvotes
3 comments
adamycrossy
15 hours ago
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?
27 upvotes
1 comments
zatiznotmydog
13 hours ago
What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?
You're Not a Monk
59 upvotes
9 comments
TheGreat_Gonz
19 hours ago
You're Not a Monk
I’m opening a new gay club called “Garage Sale”
20145 upvotes
298 comments
beta_looser
1 day ago
I’m opening a new gay club called “Garage Sale”
How do you like your steak
68 upvotes
9 comments
OmegaX-NL
1 day ago
How do you like your steak
I know now why Trump wants to build a wall
2518 upvotes
276 comments
akaJako
1 day ago
I know now why Trump wants to build a wall
A joke from one of my friends who's an airline pilot
14 upvotes
22 comments
momoneymomorrison
20 hours ago
A joke from one of my friends who's an airline pilot
You know what the best thing about sex is?
9 upvotes
1 comments
zydbzz
12 hours ago
You know what the best thing about sex is?
A LESSON IN MORALS
3 upvotes
1 comments
destinsb
11 hours ago
A LESSON IN MORALS
A king was going on a conquest on a faraway land
79 upvotes
6 comments
jeepney_danger
1 day ago
A king was going on a conquest on a faraway land
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
14 upvotes
5 comments
Kestalia
16 hours ago
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
Thanks to my wife I'm the happiest man on Earth.
10 upvotes
2 comments
TommehBoi
18 hours ago
Thanks to my wife I'm the happiest man on Earth.
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer
35 upvotes
7 comments
danger1954
16 hours ago
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer
I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex
4560 upvotes
75 comments
WarlikeDisco
17 hours ago
I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.
4 upvotes
0 comments
NippleSalsa
12 hours ago
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.
I submitted a post to r/unpopularopinion
11 upvotes
2 comments
todayIsinlgehandedly
19 hours ago
I submitted a post to r/unpopularopinion
Name changing
5 upvotes
0 comments
uniVocity
11 hours ago
Name changing
Scientist say that marijuana causes memory lost
5 upvotes
10 comments
MinecraftBoyfriend06
11 hours ago
Scientist say that marijuana causes memory lost
What’s the difference between me and cancer!
27 upvotes
8 comments
mikeismike32
12 hours ago
What’s the difference between me and cancer!
Sales pitch
243 upvotes
9 comments
WhiteDeath1404
1 day ago
Sales pitch
What did the rectum say to the toilet?
7 upvotes
8 comments
Ravanik
13 hours ago
What did the rectum say to the toilet?
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday...
27 upvotes
11 comments
DM_ASS_PICS_GIRLS
16 hours ago
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday...
What do you call a skeleton trying to sell a wall?
9 upvotes
2 comments
yetiman277
16 hours ago
What do you call a skeleton trying to sell a wall?
What comes before 69?
6 upvotes
5 comments
The_Cringe_Channel
12 hours ago
What comes before 69?
Guy takes a gal to his place for dinner the other day...
11 upvotes
2 comments
oceaniceggroll
13 hours ago
Guy takes a gal to his place for dinner the other day...
Which birthday do you celebrate for just 1 minute?
7 upvotes
2 comments
heroinmerchant
14 hours ago
Which birthday do you celebrate for just 1 minute?
New cuisines
8 upvotes
3 comments
JackDeGallo
18 hours ago
New cuisines
How do you drown a hipster?
26 upvotes
1 comments
oscarshake
15 hours ago
How do you drown a hipster?
When people find out I am not a very good electrician,
45 upvotes
10 comments
iveonlygotaminute
1 day ago
When people find out I am not a very good electrician,
What starts with “f” and ends with “k”?
17469 upvotes
760 comments
destinsb
1 day ago
What starts with “f” and ends with “k”?
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
212 upvotes
30 comments
DisIllusionists
1 day ago
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
A man goes on safari with his mother-in-law.
19 upvotes
0 comments
timetofeedthemonster
19 hours ago
A man goes on safari with his mother-in-law.