What’s brown and rhymes with “snoop?”
23 upvotes
5 comments
xr6et3sf30ejaj
9 hours ago
What’s brown and rhymes with “snoop?”
I am ironman.
27 upvotes
1 comments
Dlofc
13 hours ago
I am ironman.
My dad is awesome, he’s a shape shifter
20 upvotes
2 comments
Soulessnight
10 hours ago
My dad is awesome, he’s a shape shifter
I’d tell you a Jesus joke,
16 upvotes
3 comments
umoka_yt
10 hours ago
I’d tell you a Jesus joke,
People always say I have no friends, but that’s not true.
8 upvotes
0 comments
The_Overlord_Laharl
3 hours ago
People always say I have no friends, but that’s not true.
Virgins are people who just don't care.
10 upvotes
3 comments
Doom_Flame64
4 hours ago
Virgins are people who just don't care.
I just put my root beer in a square cup.
154 upvotes
10 comments
poop_matters
9 hours ago
I just put my root beer in a square cup.
RIP boiling water.
28 upvotes
6 comments
commander_obvious_
11 hours ago
RIP boiling water.
Joke from my 4 year old today
16 upvotes
1 comments
zippyts
8 hours ago
Joke from my 4 year old today
I nearly married my last girlfriend...
15 upvotes
0 comments
cwwspurs
8 hours ago
I nearly married my last girlfriend...
At what temperature are babies born?
20 upvotes
3 comments
TBarlow1998
7 hours ago
At what temperature are babies born?
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
78 upvotes
11 comments
99-LS1-SS
9 hours ago
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Just saw a coke can get crushed in front of his family
18 upvotes
0 comments
AnimeWeebTrash31
7 hours ago
Just saw a coke can get crushed in front of his family
I think the pigeons are planning an uprising.
11 upvotes
2 comments
KernSherm
7 hours ago
I think the pigeons are planning an uprising.
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
3112 upvotes
166 comments
love_the_heat
6 months ago
r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!
I identify as a Michael Jackson
9 upvotes
0 comments
kceh__ot__og
5 hours ago
I identify as a Michael Jackson
What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common?
442 upvotes
31 comments
ItsaMeMattio
22 hours ago
What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common?
What rhymes with Orange
22746 upvotes
921 comments
Ratherlargefeet
13 hours ago
What rhymes with Orange
What do you call a male ant?
7 upvotes
2 comments
DrumSpace
6 hours ago
What do you call a male ant?
Mountain ranges aren't just funny
142 upvotes
5 comments
chenjh0210
20 hours ago
Mountain ranges aren't just funny
People always rave about Beef Wellington
0 upvotes
1 comments
Sanddeath
2 hours ago
People always rave about Beef Wellington
A guy from Florida wanted to buy a Television..
0 upvotes
0 comments
TheScaryClown
1 hour ago
A guy from Florida wanted to buy a Television..
My twin brother called me from prison yesterday.
76 upvotes
3 comments
TheEternalGentleman
12 hours ago
My twin brother called me from prison yesterday.
Home Depot Scam
1715 upvotes
45 comments
DooleyMTV
1 day ago
Home Depot Scam
I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.
6574 upvotes
89 comments
kuhas
1 day ago
I dated a girl with a lazy eye once.
People say Good things Always come to an end
0 upvotes
0 comments
Naive_Total
1 hour ago
People say Good things Always come to an end
A man walks by a school...
26 upvotes
11 comments
EgkDiscGolf
6 hours ago
A man walks by a school...
Two guys named Ray walk into a bar . .
13 upvotes
8 comments
boogerknows
5 hours ago
Two guys named Ray walk into a bar . .
A lady walks into the library, asking for books on paranoia
216 upvotes
6 comments
JustWentFullBlown
20 hours ago
A lady walks into the library, asking for books on paranoia
What did the female couple order on their burrito?
6 upvotes
3 comments
CMoy1980
4 hours ago
What did the female couple order on their burrito?
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
79 upvotes
4 comments
doctor-of-psychology
4 hours ago
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
What concert costs 45 cents?
0 upvotes
2 comments
ilovensfwtbh1
1 hour ago
What concert costs 45 cents?
My friend is addicted to buying ladders
91 upvotes
12 comments
james-1990
20 hours ago
My friend is addicted to buying ladders
DATE: So what do you do?
57 upvotes
5 comments
Rogue_Professor
10 hours ago
DATE: So what do you do?
How do you get a fat girl in bed?
13 upvotes
1 comments
raw1193
8 hours ago
How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Where did Suzie go after she got lost in a minefield?
71 upvotes
1 comments
ItsXenoslyce
14 hours ago
Where did Suzie go after she got lost in a minefield?
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
49 upvotes
5 comments
ThomWay
6 hours ago
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
I think my back hurts. I'm okay though.
9 upvotes
0 comments
pizzafoIder
7 hours ago
I think my back hurts. I'm okay though.
Who wants to hear a joke about the ozone layer?
6 upvotes
1 comments
PR0CR45T184T0R
5 hours ago
Who wants to hear a joke about the ozone layer?
Magician: I can make anything disappear
21091 upvotes
629 comments
YeeyeePDF
1 day ago
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
37 upvotes
6 comments
catonmyshoulder69
7 hours ago
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
This will hurt.
0 upvotes
0 comments
IdeaCafe
2 hours ago
This will hurt.
I’ve started a Harry Potter themed food blog.
54 upvotes
11 comments
Girthquakenz
15 hours ago
I’ve started a Harry Potter themed food blog.
Why does Mexico never win gold in the Olympics?
0 upvotes
0 comments
Monarch357
1 hour ago
Why does Mexico never win gold in the Olympics?
I’m never going bungee jumping
18 upvotes
3 comments
Dasmallz
11 hours ago
I’m never going bungee jumping
What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?
0 upvotes
2 comments
BlackEyedBroad
3 hours ago
What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?
The Chinese invented two major components of American schools.
19 upvotes
3 comments
emperorgiraffelxix
8 hours ago
The Chinese invented two major components of American schools.
John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding...
22020 upvotes
357 comments
knucklehead515
1 day ago
John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding...
When I was a teenager nobody told me what a hymen was
0 upvotes
2 comments
checkthisout1998
3 hours ago
When I was a teenager nobody told me what a hymen was
A man had 3 girlfriends...
86 upvotes
12 comments
BlooD2784
14 hours ago
A man had 3 girlfriends...
I’ve been diagnosed with a fear of giants.
28 upvotes
3 comments
DragonLizardFairy
4 hours ago
I’ve been diagnosed with a fear of giants.
Showerthoughts are great.
46 upvotes
4 comments
Dazecat97
14 hours ago
Showerthoughts are great.
"Son, you're just not cut out to be a mime"
792 upvotes
12 comments
Titelbech
1 day ago
"Son, you're just not cut out to be a mime"
If saw an apple store being robbed...
18 upvotes
0 comments
delwoodCS
8 hours ago
If saw an apple store being robbed...
A politician dies...
41 upvotes
1 comments
salientlife93
3 hours ago
A politician dies...
A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar.
10 upvotes
3 comments
imtinyren
5 hours ago
A priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar.
Orion’s Belt is just a big waist of space.
46 upvotes
2 comments
conditackler
8 hours ago
Orion’s Belt is just a big waist of space.
Are we going to address the elephant in the room?
31 upvotes
3 comments
waitshhhhhh
7 hours ago
Are we going to address the elephant in the room?
A dad is lost in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame...
988 upvotes
14 comments
HulkofAllTrades
18 hours ago
A dad is lost in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame...
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
23 upvotes
0 comments
skippyjuice
10 hours ago
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
I’d make a joke about this app...
79 upvotes
7 comments
Upachompa
15 hours ago
I’d make a joke about this app...
What is Beethoven up to now?
0 upvotes
1 comments
jklu21
2 hours ago
What is Beethoven up to now?
I sent my hearing aids in for repair last month.
15 upvotes
0 comments
TheMadManInIT
9 hours ago
I sent my hearing aids in for repair last month.
An AT&T installer asked me for the time.
59 upvotes
6 comments
suspect309
5 hours ago
An AT&T installer asked me for the time.
What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?
29 upvotes
7 comments
Ad3quat3
8 hours ago
What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?
How did Charlie Sheen get AIDS?
5 upvotes
1 comments
prof_sandwich_maker
3 hours ago
How did Charlie Sheen get AIDS?
Doctor: We had to remove your colon.
245 upvotes
9 comments
Uss22
14 hours ago
Doctor: We had to remove your colon.
I just read Narcissus's book
7 upvotes
1 comments
Waltzinblack
7 hours ago
I just read Narcissus's book
This one goes out to the Physicists
0 upvotes
3 comments
AlaMaudal
3 hours ago
This one goes out to the Physicists
When Trump is outed as a Russian spy...
19 upvotes
6 comments
prollyguilty
5 hours ago
When Trump is outed as a Russian spy...
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
4534 upvotes
46 comments
sburgel
1 day ago
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"