I've had this phone number for 22 years, try again
400 upvotes
38 comments
Draidr
2 days ago
I've had this phone number for 22 years, try again
Almost banned from my favorite tech store
81 upvotes
20 comments
Xathrid_tech
1 week ago
Almost banned from my favorite tech store
Sleeping your way to the top.
187 upvotes
7 comments
Arkryal
1 week ago
Sleeping your way to the top.
Lady Grateful that I Speak English
38 upvotes
7 comments
mocha_latte_man
1 week ago
Lady Grateful that I Speak English
A Single Digit Makes All The Difference
5968 upvotes
293 comments
AFKeeker
1 week ago
A Single Digit Makes All The Difference
Don’t honk at me!
58 upvotes
5 comments
acasehs
1 week ago
Don’t honk at me!
Sharon wants a vacuum
354 upvotes
30 comments
NoWayRos3
4 days ago
Sharon wants a vacuum
A woman called me racist because i wouldnt help her.
3237 upvotes
138 comments
Voltoxic
4 days ago
A woman called me racist because i wouldnt help her.
No, I am just shopping
200 upvotes
13 comments
brixen_ivy
6 days ago
No, I am just shopping
I’m not a bus driver
264 upvotes
13 comments
TheSlimC
1 week ago
I’m not a bus driver
"They're closed"
95 upvotes
15 comments
ReaperEDX
1 week ago
"They're closed"
"This isn't you child lady"
1129 upvotes
70 comments
MeAmsI
2 days ago
"This isn't you child lady"
So, uh... (META)
49 upvotes
21 comments
sadgirley
3 days ago
So, uh... (META)
Woman thinks I am an Uber. I am not.
2039 upvotes
74 comments
SmallBananaFishTent
1 week ago
Woman thinks I am an Uber. I am not.
Lady didn’t know the truth
0 upvotes
12 comments
iwannafinishwiththis
1 day ago
Lady didn’t know the truth
OK, so I work here, right?
4010 upvotes
97 comments
CecilBeaver
1 week ago
OK, so I work here, right?
Just because I helped an old lady doesn't mean I work here
742 upvotes
58 comments
illusion91121
1 week ago
Just because I helped an old lady doesn't mean I work here
Heartwarming
41 upvotes
1 comments
mmfn0403
1 week ago
Heartwarming
Old Granny mistakes me for a gardener.
8807 upvotes
259 comments
Joxem13
1 week ago
Old Granny mistakes me for a gardener.
I don't work here, or there The anti-Karen
967 upvotes
50 comments
krool1969
1 week ago
I don't work here, or there The anti-Karen
I have the manager "lean"
160 upvotes
8 comments
poorbred
1 week ago
I have the manager "lean"
Karen mistakes me for an employee while on vacation
6070 upvotes
228 comments
Jlv059
1 week ago
Karen mistakes me for an employee while on vacation
Karen thinks I worked there, and soon got a reality check
232 upvotes
47 comments
Horror_Enthusiast_
1 day ago
Karen thinks I worked there, and soon got a reality check
No, this isnt [redacted] water. This is a private line.
111 upvotes
14 comments
AprilNaCl
4 days ago
No, this isnt [redacted] water. This is a private line.
The tall man in a nice suit is not an ATF agent.
493 upvotes
40 comments
nobody_smart
5 days ago
The tall man in a nice suit is not an ATF agent.
Almost ... Almost ...
73 upvotes
4 comments
damageddude
3 days ago
Almost ... Almost ...
Does it look like I work here?
180 upvotes
21 comments
storyb00k
1 week ago
Does it look like I work here?
I'm in the air force? (Wholesome)
161 upvotes
9 comments
PlayfulSlytherin231
6 days ago
I'm in the air force? (Wholesome)
Embarrassed lady at the grocery store
2477 upvotes
81 comments
Wolfkorg
3 days ago
Embarrassed lady at the grocery store
They are just sitting here, fire them!
1577 upvotes
89 comments
TessaKangWilliam
1 week ago
They are just sitting here, fire them!
The time I accidentally got a job.
7601 upvotes
140 comments
Kjeldoriann
1 week ago
The time I accidentally got a job.
I nearly run down an old who needed help.
88 upvotes
4 comments
-_Inky_-
4 days ago
I nearly run down an old who needed help.
Oh crap my grip slipped [M]
875 upvotes
39 comments
thearticulategrunt
2 days ago
Oh crap my grip slipped [M]
A Surprising Reunion
134 upvotes
4 comments
Kairamek
1 week ago
A Surprising Reunion
Just walking, mister; not working.
380 upvotes
58 comments
BugsRatty
1 week ago
Just walking, mister; not working.
First encounter!
56 upvotes
4 comments
Shadowrotom
5 days ago
First encounter!
Oh that's why people think I work here!
61 upvotes
1 comments
HellmasterBean
1 week ago
Oh that's why people think I work here!
Karen tried to get pizza from me, PART 2
981 upvotes
52 comments
kinafro
6 days ago
Karen tried to get pizza from me, PART 2
No...I can't let you into another company's building
303 upvotes
7 comments
poptartgloryhole
1 week ago
No...I can't let you into another company's building
Getting nearly kidnapped by a summer camp couselor karen
207 upvotes
33 comments
LordKellerQC
1 week ago
Getting nearly kidnapped by a summer camp couselor karen
helping out
54 upvotes
8 comments
bluecraney
3 days ago
helping out
I’m a passenger just like you
928 upvotes
68 comments
abusiveyusuf
1 week ago
I’m a passenger just like you
Wholesome story about how I help a grumpy old man find the muffins
156 upvotes
8 comments
Iknowthisnameistaken
1 week ago
Wholesome story about how I help a grumpy old man find the muffins
Nope, I don't work here anymore
2338 upvotes
113 comments
WolfePackB3ta
1 day ago
Nope, I don't work here anymore
I Don't Work Here (Anymore) Lady! [L]
482 upvotes
60 comments
swayzelikethewind
6 days ago
I Don't Work Here (Anymore) Lady! [L]
*Almost* Uneventful Encounter
52 upvotes
8 comments
polkadotsunday
1 week ago
*Almost* Uneventful Encounter
I just wanted to eat my Shabu Shabu.....
0 upvotes
1 comments
Bambi_Million
1 day ago
I just wanted to eat my Shabu Shabu.....
A series of not-so-Karen events
78 upvotes
13 comments
ZakStorm
4 days ago
A series of not-so-Karen events
She does work here, just not right this second
60 upvotes
8 comments
HellmasterBean
1 week ago
She does work here, just not right this second
Uneventful confusion at Lowe's
37 upvotes
5 comments
realKingCarrot
1 week ago
Uneventful confusion at Lowe's
That's no cast member
8 upvotes
14 comments
Jedi-master-dragon
1 day ago
That's no cast member
She doesn't work here...
59 upvotes
2 comments
KalegNar
5 days ago
She doesn't work here...
Omega Karen
4006 upvotes
202 comments
Darius_Kel
1 week ago
Omega Karen
Karen harasses me in store, and asks for my manager. Among other things
1004 upvotes
73 comments
Willow_king_of_thorn
3 days ago
Karen harasses me in store, and asks for my manager. Among other things
No He Is Not A Camper
70 upvotes
7 comments
TexasTeacher
1 week ago
No He Is Not A Camper
I actually DO work here but not today and not at the moment.
1473 upvotes
64 comments
Ariel-Claudia
3 days ago
I actually DO work here but not today and not at the moment.
Racist because I do not work here
3251 upvotes
61 comments
thetapie
1 week ago
Racist because I do not work here
Sorry my parent's aren't here
406 upvotes
39 comments
hesbunky
5 days ago
Sorry my parent's aren't here
Target Mishap (Warning: Boring and Short)
22 upvotes
4 comments
ThiccTankyBoi
4 days ago
Target Mishap (Warning: Boring and Short)
"You in the Corps, son?"
181 upvotes
47 comments
rattlesnake501
5 days ago
"You in the Corps, son?"
No, the tattooed girl doesn't work here
81 upvotes
19 comments
elektrikbeth
6 days ago
No, the tattooed girl doesn't work here
I guess I work here now.
458 upvotes
42 comments
Admiral_Fox
1 week ago
I guess I work here now.
Boring, none clickbait title about hotel stay.
274 upvotes
26 comments
ocean408
1 week ago
Boring, none clickbait title about hotel stay.
Nope, he surely doesn't work there!
17 upvotes
1 comments
Greater_Scoot
1 day ago
Nope, he surely doesn't work there!
Lady puts your hands on me and loses everything
6633 upvotes
467 comments
krool1969
1 week ago
Lady puts your hands on me and loses everything
Two drunks need alcohol
20 upvotes
5 comments
Cuppyy
1 day ago
Two drunks need alcohol
I’m not a waiter, I paid to be here
205 upvotes
6 comments
That_Guy_Raven
5 days ago
I’m not a waiter, I paid to be here
I could repair your car, ma'am. But not here.
25 upvotes
3 comments
PatientPear
1 day ago
I could repair your car, ma'am. But not here.
Wannabe tough guy gets owned
554 upvotes
70 comments
GhostDog805
4 days ago
Wannabe tough guy gets owned
I made a mistake
156 upvotes
13 comments
Spydyr2018
2 days ago
I made a mistake
I don't work here, I'm just Deaf.
430 upvotes
37 comments
Theaterismylyfe
1 week ago
I don't work here, I'm just Deaf.
Yes, I'm Asian, but no, I don't understand you
479 upvotes
39 comments
SableNight112
5 days ago
Yes, I'm Asian, but no, I don't understand you
Karen wanted me to ring her up, while I was in sweatpants
2706 upvotes
169 comments
Abbythesmallfry
1 week ago
Karen wanted me to ring her up, while I was in sweatpants
If you don't work here, I don't work here
729 upvotes
49 comments
DjJoemi74
1 week ago
If you don't work here, I don't work here
Truancy officer thinks I'm a HS student
10953 upvotes
593 comments
GasStationRaptor83
5 days ago
Truancy officer thinks I'm a HS student
Girl stops me in hospital lobby asking for diagnosis
1551 upvotes
130 comments
NY568
1 week ago
Girl stops me in hospital lobby asking for diagnosis