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Blessed be the liquid
The holy trinity.
Wait a minute. I thought we were the Hydrogen Oxygen Hydrogen community??
Our first sects!
Seventh Day Ad-quench-est
Actually a great sounding word. Say it out loud a few times.
Con den sen den talists
I choose this sect
How does a condensendentalist make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
That's my way of saying I'm in
As opposed to Premillennial Condensationalist
Evaporatorians are just imperfect Precipitarians. For your false idol has not yet formed the god-water that will descend upon the dehydrated.
Our first sects!
Nothing is ever better than your first sects.
I'm a proud Precipitarian, for I believe rain to be the purest form of hydration. It is made not by man, nor is it spoiled from the ground.
Ahh yes, for I am coming to see the light above the surface.
But I believe we may have competition from the other natural hydrosect,
the Aquiferians. For they believe that ground water is the purest because of groundwater’s natural filtration!
Obviously we all believe in baptizing right? Have southern baptists been right all along? Are they an original hydrohomie sect?
To be baptized in our church, one is presented with a handful of water from the pastor. You may choose to drink this water. The source of water is determined by your sect.
As a Precipitarian, only when a deluge has happened thrice in one day, may the heavenly water be collected in a copper bowl, and it is this water that is pure enough for a baptism.
Once collected, this water may be frozen and saved until the next downpour.
Definitely putting this in Precipitarians For Dummies Vol. 1
Made by the ground(being hot), spoiled by man!
Mods can we get some of these added as flair?
May the lord open, the water bottle.
You heretic! The waste of your bottles is now destroying our oceans and leaching plastic into our groundwater! All hail the reusable hydration container!
Sorry. May the lord open, the Elkay EZH20
And may all our thirst be quenched.
May the Lord moisten.
Hallowed be thy rain
THY KINGDOM COME
Bless The Maker and His Water.
blessed is the liquid that is drunk by us
that are healed by my hand.
You cut one tap, we install seven more
Tap, Faucet, Spigot, all are valid was of describing heavenly liquid dispensaries.
Healthiest cult I’ve been part of
WhAt OtHeR CuLts ArE yOu ApArT oF?
In my mouth
i thought they were gonna say gay ;(
I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
Its killing me trying to remember what is that from stranger?
Office, my man Creed
Who’s your worm guy?
None that concern you
Maybe Mormons or JWs
I’ve had 2 McFlurries in the last 2 days and I just bough donuts, but i drink more than a gallon of water a day!
We’ll just park right here.
pulls out dick
Edit: y’all didn’t let me finish...
Pulls out dick... then sips on my water bottle cause it’s a hot day. Jeez. Y’all are nasty.
excuse me this is a SFW community! (safe for water)
*whips out penis uwu.....
God I hate myself.
this comment however, is not
To flex on sodaniggas with your crystal clear urine?
This guy gets it
slips narrow mouthed waterbottle over shaft
Username checks out
Why are Bill and Boomhauer in the third panel but not the first?
Ask the creators of King of the Hill?
Continuity errors are common.
Want me to ruin some film for ya? Look at people's cigarettes in movies/tv. Having it look exactly the same between cuts is almost impossible to begin with, and tons of film/shows will just blatantly have stumpy one-hitters jump back to full cigarettes and vice-versa during a single scene :)
PS does anyone know what episode this is from? lol
Watch the hotel scene in Spiderman far from home where he asks mj to go out. His shirt collar goes from under his backpack strap to above it.
In one of the first scenes when him and Ned are talking to mj her hair changes like 3 times
Fun with jane and jane circa 2002 iirc.
If you have Hulu, all the seasons are on there.
Season 1 episode 3 "the order of the straight arrow"
All of KOTH animation is outsourced to a foreign studio, so probably someone just slipped up and it wasn't worth the effort to have them redo it
Good catch! Someone get Mike judge on the line.
They were tying their shoes..
They heard about the cult miles away
Why do you keep calling me BiLl?
A wizard did it
This has been brought up every time the format is posted. They were hiding below the window and then came up later.
They were laying down taking a nap.
Drank it Bobby.
Bobby was a soda drinker
That boy ain't right.
And he got nowhere in life.
Checkmate Soda Chads!
We have heavy focus and debates on what color your pee should be. We shun those who don’t see this as an important issue.
Even if it is a cult it's a pretty good one. I've gone from drinking quite a lot of fizzy drinks every day to just having some juice and chocolate milk in the morning and then water through the rest of the day. Supplemented by espressos now and then. None of this stuff is new other than drinking more water instead of fizzy drinks.
Heck yeah Chocolate Milk. What brand? You’re dead to me if you say TruMoo however.
In the UK I usually go with the brand of whatever supermarket I'm in or Nesquik. The 'premium' brand chocolate milks in the UK are fucking terrible and usually more about drinking sugar than milk (there's even a skittle flavoured milk...). Right now I'm working in France/Switzerland so I'm making do with CandyGo since that's the only one the shop near me has. I've never heard of TruMoo.
I'd drink normal milk but for some reason the idea of it makes me feel ill, I'm just really not fond of the taste.
Edit: The best chocolate milk is a Dutch brand called Chocomel but sadly it's pretty expensive in the UK.
TruMoo is an American Brand. Lots of grocery stores sell it but it’s terrible and has very little chocolate.
I say we stop portraying hydro homies as plastic water bottles and instead use reusable bottles!
I agree that long term consumers should move to refillable you can take some solace in the fact that every modern plastic bottle of water uses less than one third the plastic of almost every other bottled beverage. And the fastest growing water bottle producer is the largest consumer of recycled PET in the country the only reason they are not consuming more is there is no supply. Again long term trends need improvement but every day we are moving in a better direction even as is.
It is done https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/cc506d/this_is_the_superior_format/
Hail Hydro brother/sister
Redditors' illiteracy never ceases to amaze and dissapoint me.
I love this format
It would be perfect with reusable bottle! Great meme nonetheless!
Idk, a lot of the people I know use water bottles for wine -_- I feel like we need to have a discussion about which water bottles are best though. I read about the zojirushi bottle on Reddit on one of those "best things you've bought under $30" and I have to agree. This has really upped the amount of water I drink in a day.
Yes I support King of the Hill memes
T E M P L A T E P L E A S E
Can I get the format please?
All hail the all mighty gallon, may we achieve him daily
Things might have ended differently if Jim Jones had tried to put the poison in water instead of the flavor-aid.
T H I S I S I T
Hydration is important kids
Just take my upvote
Original scene please.
Now, brothers, we ought to purify the soda heretics. For their bare existence offends our most holy liquid,
wait... doesn't that make hank a non water drinker?
petition to rename sub r/hydrocultists
Excuse me not with those plastic bottles
Plastic bottles are heresy.
A great way to remind your friends to drink water between beers when out drinking!
Which episode is this?
I always upvote Hank Hill, God dangit.
No one’s gonna talk about the guy that just appears in the bus in the third panel?
*the promised sea
I'm going to sit at the water taaaaable.
Sing about it
I'm going to sit at the water table one of these days, hallelujah!
Especially these days
This sub is so a cult and I love it!
Am I the only one drinking a glass of water while scrolling through reddit?
so if i drink enough water will i get transformed into a water bottle too?
This is the fake sub
What episode is this from?
/r/kingofthehill memes are on the rise!
It is not a cult unless you can't leave.
And we can't leave.
I liked water niggers more
Wait...first panel, 2 people. Third panel, 3 people
Third panel actually has four people.
What episode is this? I want to watch!
You got the template for this?
Once I was thirsty, then Like an angel r/hydrohomies saved me
This feels like big water propaganda - but ill take any promotion of true glorious hydration.
Can’t be a cult if we use plastic and not reusable containers 🙄
I feel like a better person since finding this sub.
Hydration would like to remind you that there is only one thing worse than hydrating, and that is not hydrating.
The Hydration corporation suggests: Live! LIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVE!
Thats some high quality meme 2 O
Hydration and hydration accessories
Is this water nibbas?
No, this isn’t it. It was waternibbas, and it is dead.
This sub is very contaminated by elitism and superiority complex tho.
I can't believe that community that appeared to be friendly at first, turned out to be so aggresive and unfriendly.
I completely understand hating on soda, but god, you have on water with bubbles, natural juices made out of 100℅ fruits, and bassicly everything that isn't water. Hell, most of you can't even realize you Can overdo water.
You really do act like you Can stay up whole life on water-only with no food and anything else, water for life! Cause, remember, food often contains sugar and such. It is so unhealthy.
Elitism is strong here. You even hate on people that want to get into water from soda, and such.
To be fair, fruit juice is just full of sugar. By drinking it rather than eating it whole you're removing the fiber that stops blood sugar spikes.
Yeah. Extacly as i said.
I know it Has a lot of sugar, but some sugar from time to time wont murder you. Quite opposite, organism needs some sugar depending on your diet. if you follow any, but i'd assume pro-health hydrohomies do.