The promise land
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drewkk
1 week ago
The promise land
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_the_lucky_lurker_
2364
1 week ago

hail hydro

Phunkbot5000
602
1 week ago

Blessed be the liquid

Vorari
381
1 week ago

The holy trinity.

Hydrogen Hydrogen Oxygen

death_to_noodles
175
1 week ago

Wait a minute. I thought we were the Hydrogen Oxygen Hydrogen community??

Vorari
177
1 week ago

Our first sects!

Hydrotarian.

Oxydox.

Waterist.

Precipitarian.

Need more.

Giraffe_Truther
101
1 week ago

Seventh Day Ad-quench-est

Crackers1097
61
1 week ago

Quenchers

Condensendentalists

Aquadrinkerian

Aethenosity
53
1 week ago

Condensendentalists

Actually a great sounding word. Say it out loud a few times.

Con den sen den talists

I choose this sect

oldcoldbellybadness
32
1 week ago

How does a condensendentalist make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

That's my way of saying I'm in

RunicUrbanismGuy
1
1 week ago

As opposed to Premillennial Condensationalist

CoraxtheRavenLord
12
1 week ago

Evaporatorians.

blackbirdsaid_no_mo
5
1 week ago

Evaporatorians are just imperfect Precipitarians. For your false idol has not yet formed the god-water that will descend upon the dehydrated.

Godsigner
5
1 week ago

Drynomorians

SemichiSam
10
1 week ago

Our first sects!

Nothing is ever better than your first sects.

blackbirdsaid_no_mo
5
1 week ago

I'm a proud Precipitarian, for I believe rain to be the purest form of hydration. It is made not by man, nor is it spoiled from the ground.

Vorari
5
1 week ago

Ahh yes, for I am coming to see the light above the surface.

But I believe we may have competition from the other natural hydrosect,

the Aquiferians. For they believe that ground water is the purest because of groundwater’s natural filtration!

Obviously we all believe in baptizing right? Have southern baptists been right all along? Are they an original hydrohomie sect?

blackbirdsaid_no_mo
3
1 week ago

To be baptized in our church, one is presented with a handful of water from the pastor. You may choose to drink this water. The source of water is determined by your sect.

As a Precipitarian, only when a deluge has happened thrice in one day, may the heavenly water be collected in a copper bowl, and it is this water that is pure enough for a baptism.

Once collected, this water may be frozen and saved until the next downpour.

Vorari
2
1 week ago

Definitely putting this in Precipitarians For Dummies Vol. 1

bigschmitt
2
1 week ago

Made by the ground(being hot), spoiled by man!

rainbowbrite07
5
1 week ago

Thirst-a-FAR-ians?

Unbendium
2
1 week ago

Morwatermon :D

Vorari
1
1 week ago

Mods can we get some of these added as flair?

Unbendium
2
1 week ago

Filterist. Osmosist. Municipalist. Peeclearist. Ras-tea-farian.

TacitusMortuus
2
1 week ago

Wettist

evdog_music
3
1 week ago

Splitters!

dancetar
22
1 week ago

May the lord open, the water bottle.

Mesozoica89
14
1 week ago

You heretic! The waste of your bottles is now destroying our oceans and leaching plastic into our groundwater! All hail the reusable hydration container!

dancetar
18
1 week ago

Sorry. May the lord open, the Elkay EZH20

SnowFruitCat
6
1 week ago

And may all our thirst be quenched.

Cadamar
8
1 week ago

May the Lord moisten.

_Aj_
5
1 week ago

Hallowed be thy rain

WaitingToBeTriggered
2
1 week ago

THY KINGDOM COME

JurisDoctor
1
1 week ago

Bless The Maker and His Water.

i_wnat_die
1
1 week ago

blessed is the liquid that is drunk by us

spencerino28
1
1 week ago

that are healed by my hand.

369S
31
1 week ago
theal_mighty_spek
-1
1 week ago
Ganglebot
18
1 week ago

hail hydro

ticklemehom0
15
1 week ago

hail hydro

Endblock
11
1 week ago

Hail hydro

Kuruttta-Kyoken
0
1 week ago
CriminalMacabre
15
1 week ago

You cut one tap, we install seven more

RunicUrbanismGuy
1
1 week ago

Tap, Faucet, Spigot, all are valid was of describing heavenly liquid dispensaries.

NOT SPICKET

97012
2
1 week ago

Hail hydro

whitebeard89
2
1 week ago

Nice.

SoloWing1
2
1 week ago

Hail Hydrate!

charlespendragon
480
1 week ago

Healthiest cult I’ve been part of

TripGod96
176
1 week ago

WhAt OtHeR CuLts ArE yOu ApArT oF?

charlespendragon
209
1 week ago

reddit

groovycaps
71
1 week ago

was

sawasdee
84
1 week ago

dehydrated

BenjamimaPancake
70
1 week ago

until

RiceCold007
70
1 week ago

Hydro

BenShapiroMemeReview
69
1 week ago

Homies

idk77777777
71
1 week ago

Came

Pietin11
66
1 week ago

Goodbye

chuckvaljean
5
1 week ago

In my mouth

TehTeribalSplr
1
1 week ago

*was

groovycaps
1
1 week ago

i thought they were gonna say gay ;(

Mike_Kilsdonk
38
1 week ago

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

jdc2036
6
1 week ago

Its killing me trying to remember what is that from stranger?

just_that_michal
12
1 week ago

Office, my man Creed

raygar31
13
1 week ago

Who’s your worm guy?

-creepycultist-
5
1 week ago

None that concern you

cowboydirtydan
1
1 week ago

Maybe Mormons or JWs

Binarytobis
2
1 week ago

I’ve had 2 McFlurries in the last 2 days and I just bough donuts, but i drink more than a gallon of water a day!

DicklexicSurferer
189
1 week ago

We’ll just park right here.

Mufflee
-102
1 week ago

pulls out dick

Edit: y’all didn’t let me finish...

Pulls out dick... then sips on my water bottle cause it’s a hot day. Jeez. Y’all are nasty.

midwestpenpals1
107
1 week ago

excuse me this is a SFW community! (safe for water)

bigboyball123
30
1 week ago

*whips out penis uwu.....

God I hate myself.

1997_Honda_Civic
-11
1 week ago

this comment however, is not

Khornate858
17
1 week ago

To flex on sodaniggas with your crystal clear urine?

Mufflee
8
1 week ago

This guy gets it

Im_inappropriate
6
1 week ago

slips narrow mouthed waterbottle over shaft

Shame.

fearain
5
1 week ago

Username checks out

ConlinConlinConlin
108
1 week ago

Why are Bill and Boomhauer in the third panel but not the first?

drewkk
73
1 week ago

Ask the creators of King of the Hill?

sawasdee
18
1 week ago

Yes?

honestlyimeanreally
29
1 week ago

Continuity errors are common.

Want me to ruin some film for ya? Look at people's cigarettes in movies/tv. Having it look exactly the same between cuts is almost impossible to begin with, and tons of film/shows will just blatantly have stumpy one-hitters jump back to full cigarettes and vice-versa during a single scene :)

PS does anyone know what episode this is from? lol

CobruhCharmander
10
1 week ago

Watch the hotel scene in Spiderman far from home where he asks mj to go out. His shirt collar goes from under his backpack strap to above it.

Fictional_Narratives
8
1 week ago

In one of the first scenes when him and Ned are talking to mj her hair changes like 3 times

shamelessjames
4
1 week ago

Fun with jane and jane circa 2002 iirc.

NitroBike
0
1 week ago

If you have Hulu, all the seasons are on there.

Lauflouya
0
1 week ago

Season 1 episode 3 "the order of the straight arrow"

grtwatkins
11
1 week ago

All of KOTH animation is outsourced to a foreign studio, so probably someone just slipped up and it wasn't worth the effort to have them redo it

DinReddet
3
1 week ago

Damn foreigners

AmateurH0ur
6
1 week ago

Good catch! Someone get Mike judge on the line.

namingisdifficult5
4
1 week ago

Yes

a_stitch_in_lime
3
1 week ago

They were tying their shoes..

mechnick2
3
1 week ago

They heard about the cult miles away

ThugosaurusFlex_1017
2
1 week ago

Why do you keep calling me BiLl?

Funklord_Earl
1
1 week ago

A wizard did it

sweettea14
1
1 week ago

This has been brought up every time the format is posted. They were hiding below the window and then came up later.

oilisfoodforcars
1
1 week ago

They were laying down taking a nap.

Vorari
64
1 week ago

Drank it Bobby.

harsh389
9
1 week ago

Bobby was a soda drinker

DigitaILove
7
1 week ago

That boy ain't right.

sawasdee
3
1 week ago

And he got nowhere in life.

Checkmate Soda Chads!

CollectedEnergy
36
1 week ago

We have heavy focus and debates on what color your pee should be. We shun those who don’t see this as an important issue.

tacobruk
4
1 week ago

Bright Purple

FabulousSnape
22
1 week ago

Even if it is a cult it's a pretty good one. I've gone from drinking quite a lot of fizzy drinks every day to just having some juice and chocolate milk in the morning and then water through the rest of the day. Supplemented by espressos now and then. None of this stuff is new other than drinking more water instead of fizzy drinks.

RunicUrbanismGuy
1
1 week ago

Heck yeah Chocolate Milk. What brand? You’re dead to me if you say TruMoo however.

FabulousSnape
1
1 week ago

In the UK I usually go with the brand of whatever supermarket I'm in or Nesquik. The 'premium' brand chocolate milks in the UK are fucking terrible and usually more about drinking sugar than milk (there's even a skittle flavoured milk...). Right now I'm working in France/Switzerland so I'm making do with CandyGo since that's the only one the shop near me has. I've never heard of TruMoo.

I'd drink normal milk but for some reason the idea of it makes me feel ill, I'm just really not fond of the taste.

Edit: The best chocolate milk is a Dutch brand called Chocomel but sadly it's pretty expensive in the UK.

RunicUrbanismGuy
1
1 week ago

TruMoo is an American Brand. Lots of grocery stores sell it but it’s terrible and has very little chocolate.

RedHotCurryPowder
17
1 week ago

I say we stop portraying hydro homies as plastic water bottles and instead use reusable bottles!

lemongrenade
4
1 week ago

I agree that long term consumers should move to refillable you can take some solace in the fact that every modern plastic bottle of water uses less than one third the plastic of almost every other bottled beverage. And the fastest growing water bottle producer is the largest consumer of recycled PET in the country the only reason they are not consuming more is there is no supply. Again long term trends need improvement but every day we are moving in a better direction even as is.

RedHotCurryPowder
1
1 week ago

Hail Hydro brother/sister

Slumpa
17
1 week ago

*promised

FlyLikeRabbi
4
1 week ago
randomaccount1234445
5
1 week ago

Redditors' illiteracy never ceases to amaze and dissapoint me.

CombatWombat2307
7
1 week ago

I love this format

What_4
8
1 week ago

It would be perfect with reusable bottle! Great meme nonetheless!

PhantomFloorShitter
-1
1 week ago

Idk, a lot of the people I know use water bottles for wine -_- I feel like we need to have a discussion about which water bottles are best though. I read about the zojirushi bottle on Reddit on one of those "best things you've bought under $30" and I have to agree. This has really upped the amount of water I drink in a day.

Austamos
7
1 week ago

Yes I support King of the Hill memes

TheSeattleSeven
3
1 week ago
F3ztive
3
1 week ago

T E M P L A T E P L E A S E

Seano3
2
1 week ago

Can I get the format please?

Trouzerznake
2
1 week ago
ross_caprisun
2
1 week ago

All hail the all mighty gallon, may we achieve him daily

ImASauceGuy
2
1 week ago

Dammit, Bobby!

Lovethe3beatles
2
1 week ago

Things might have ended differently if Jim Jones had tried to put the poison in water instead of the flavor-aid.

JesusOfNazareth1
2
1 week ago

Jane

nualabear14
2
1 week ago

T H I S I S I T

HolyShitSnacks82
1
1 week ago

Yup

Bitbatgaming
1
1 week ago

Hydration is important kids

rank1prayer
1
1 week ago

Just take my upvote

AnyGivenDeus
1
1 week ago

Original scene please.

FLORI_DUH
1
1 week ago

*promised

foredreamt
1
1 week ago

Now, brothers, we ought to purify the soda heretics. For their bare existence offends our most holy liquid,

oldmanposter
1
1 week ago

wait... doesn't that make hank a non water drinker?

douchebert
1
1 week ago

petition to rename sub r/hydrocultists

doctorfunkerton
1
1 week ago

D

elinaaaaaa
1
1 week ago

Excuse me not with those plastic bottles

AlexWIWA
1
1 week ago

Plastic bottles are heresy.

RokKaiser
1
1 week ago

Hail Hydrate!

A great way to remind your friends to drink water between beers when out drinking!

Wardaddy71
1
1 week ago

Which episode is this?

ChocolateMercy
1
1 week ago

I always upvote Hank Hill, God dangit.

Trey_Poling
1
1 week ago

No one’s gonna talk about the guy that just appears in the bus in the third panel?

a_thicc_chair
1
1 week ago

*the promised sea

Obandigo
1
1 week ago

I'm going to sit at the water taaaaable.

Sing about it

I'm going to sit at the water table one of these days, hallelujah!

these_days_bot
1
1 week ago

Especially these days

Omaromaro
1
1 week ago

This sub is so a cult and I love it!

chadan1008
1
1 week ago

Am I the only one drinking a glass of water while scrolling through reddit?

adamms-96
1
1 week ago

so if i drink enough water will i get transformed into a water bottle too?

Droppedwatch
1
1 week ago

This is the fake sub

extremehangovers
1
1 week ago

What episode is this from?

SGT3386
1
1 week ago

/r/kingofthehill memes are on the rise!

WiseChoices
1
1 week ago

It is not a cult unless you can't leave.

And we can't leave.

Hmmm.

avg_reddit_liberal
1
1 week ago

I liked water niggers more

WubWaffles
1
1 week ago

Wait...first panel, 2 people. Third panel, 3 people

drewkk
1
1 week ago

Third panel actually has four people.

BasedNas
1
1 week ago

What episode is this? I want to watch!

Nubblycious
1
1 week ago

You got the template for this?

Marth_43
1
1 week ago

Once I was thirsty, then Like an angel r/hydrohomies saved me

goatskvll
1
1 week ago

This feels like big water propaganda - but ill take any promotion of true glorious hydration.

throwawayllpp8899
1
1 week ago

Can’t be a cult if we use plastic and not reusable containers 🙄

RedheadFreckle
1
1 week ago

I feel like a better person since finding this sub.

Meow121325
1
1 week ago

Hydration would like to remind you that there is only one thing worse than hydrating, and that is not hydrating.

Meow121325
1
1 week ago

The Hydration corporation suggests: Live! LIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVE!

slade70
1
1 week ago

yee yee

MrSpencerMcIntosh
1
1 week ago

Thats some high quality meme 2 O

MuchStore
1
1 week ago

Hydration and hydration accessories

sixx123
-1
1 week ago

Is this water nibbas?

Usulthejerboa
-1
1 week ago

No, this isn’t it. It was waternibbas, and it is dead.

Snifmyass
-4
1 week ago

Belle Delphine bath water is good too. We should promote it as well

Kesher123
-4
1 week ago

This sub is very contaminated by elitism and superiority complex tho.

I can't believe that community that appeared to be friendly at first, turned out to be so aggresive and unfriendly.

I completely understand hating on soda, but god, you have on water with bubbles, natural juices made out of 100℅ fruits, and bassicly everything that isn't water. Hell, most of you can't even realize you Can overdo water.

You really do act like you Can stay up whole life on water-only with no food and anything else, water for life! Cause, remember, food often contains sugar and such. It is so unhealthy.

Elitism is strong here. You even hate on people that want to get into water from soda, and such.

metal079
4
1 week ago

To be fair, fruit juice is just full of sugar. By drinking it rather than eating it whole you're removing the fiber that stops blood sugar spikes.

Kesher123
2
1 week ago

Yeah. Extacly as i said.

I know it Has a lot of sugar, but some sugar from time to time wont murder you. Quite opposite, organism needs some sugar depending on your diet. if you follow any, but i'd assume pro-health hydrohomies do.