Piranha fishing
38969 upvotes
949 comments
qevoh
1 week ago
Piranha fishing
MiddleMarker5211
6972
1 week ago

Just waiting for the odd one to flail just right and bite his toe........

HR_Dragonfly
2346
1 week ago

He ain't no man-eating fish fool, he's elevated.

Burgintosh
1828
1 week ago

I have the high ground, Anakin

Holy-Wan_Kenobi
1042
1 week ago

I believe that's my line.

Burgintosh
420
1 week ago

Shoot my bad, I misread the script

p0ultrygeist1
256
1 week ago

Cut! Dammit Burgintosh!

RominRonin
116
1 week ago

The cutting happens later, as he's jumping - did ANYBODY read the script?

p0ultrygeist1
55
1 week ago

Obviously not! Alright people, back to one, let’s shoot th— hey, WHERE ARE THE EXTRAS? Who sent the extras back to holding?????

Slendy7
43
1 week ago

Sorry boss was that not where you wanted them?

moonsnakejane
48
1 week ago
Dj_Woomy2005
17
1 week ago

Hi so I'm supposed to be in the background? Where do I stand?

Blunderbutters
3
1 week ago

I don’t read the script, the script reads me

LemonTheTurtle
32
1 week ago

r/beetlejuicing

I want to be in the screenshot you guys

SHMUCKLES_
2
1 week ago

Put me in the screenshot too but blank out everyone's usernames including mine

escargovroom
2
1 week ago

Why with the blank usernames, gotta drive it like you stole it

Tigerdatyler
7
1 week ago
KobeWanGinobli
5
1 week ago

Our line*

Rica_
3
1 week ago

Well hello there

JunglePygmy
2
1 week ago
magicsnacks
2
1 week ago
Dr_MoRpHed
2
1 week ago

Ironic.

Alienmade
2
1 week ago

Hello theya

hparamore
2
1 week ago

General Kenobi

obiwank_kenobi
2
1 week ago

Excuse me? I mean, Hello there!

Rexrowland
1
1 week ago

Username checks out

MiniCaleb
7
1 week ago

Anafin*

TwistasaurusRex
2
1 week ago

Piranha-kin*

Gitrikt47
2
1 week ago

Anafin*

CH705-807
20
1 week ago

my brain explodes

John_Keating_
11
1 week ago

Yeah, in a boat. Being elevated makes it more likely he falls out.

jelly_ni-
3
1 week ago

I see no other god up here

OTHER THAN ME!!!!

tumblrsucksass
2
1 week ago

Do not question the elevated one

kolboldbard
300
1 week ago

Please note that he is missing a toe on his right foot.

HungLikeALemur
329
1 week ago

No he’s not? He just has his toes spread out

HR_Dragonfly
102
1 week ago

Please note he has a fish-shaped bite gap between his toes.

CowToeSucker
63
1 week ago
autocaudo
16
1 week ago
ragnarfuzzybreeches
32
1 week ago

Is true

buckeye27fan
10
1 week ago

da, comrade

FruitPunchCult
3
1 week ago

Now I don't know what to believe

cannagrowers
206
1 week ago

People are gilding any old comment these days. I remember when it was reserved for only the most insightful, funny, or thought provoking comments.

Edit: though -> thought

Cheeseand0nions
75
1 week ago

I got gold once for a math error.

My first gold, just a few days after I joined Reddit, was for this joke:

A duck walked into a drugstore and ask for some chapstick.

The cashier said "Will that be cash or charge?"

The duck said "Just put it on my bill."

So the bar has never really been that high.

SilverDollar465
3
1 week ago

OOF I never have gotten any type award at all.

H o l y s h i t whoever did this you are da best, just made my whole WEEK.

Infamous_Lunchbox
4
1 week ago

In your face.

buckeye27fan
26
1 week ago

People throwing gold around. I thought everyone on Reddit was a broke millenial.

EpyonComet
33
1 week ago

Maybe that’s why they’re broke XD

Teripid
9
1 week ago

Nah, avocado prices went down. We're back in the green!

The_quest_for_wisdom
2
1 week ago

But when will we able to award comments Reddit Avocado Toast?

Appalachian_American
2
1 week ago

Broke Baby Boomer, here.

buckeye27fan
2
1 week ago

nah, yer a unicorn.

C7StreetRacer
2
1 week ago

I'm a rich millennial

fauxVision
2
1 week ago

Now you know they’re dumb too. Broke and dumb enough to spend money on gold.

SurpriseFelatio
15
1 week ago

Be wary, calling out the new reddit standards gets your downvoted to oblivion.... At least that's been my entire experience so far....

stillindie
13
1 week ago

Reddit is bad for serious discussion. It's the internet version of the angry mob going to lynch someone

pdgenoa
8
1 week ago

Clearly you've never been on twitter.

fezzuk
15
1 week ago

Twitter is direct hate reddit is a slow burning std.

Dr_MoRpHed
3
1 week ago
Cyrano_de_Boozerack
6
1 week ago

While cracking jokes about gallows humor the whole time...

CeldonShooper
3
1 week ago

I love Reddit because of cute dog pictures.

BrainPicker3
3
1 week ago

I'm getting real tired of the "wow, reddit upvotes this?? But in the other thread I said it and I got torn to pieces. Damn, reddit double standards" or "wow, everyone on reddit <generalizes>". Someone on another thread called me a dumbass for saying something, I showed proof that what I was saying was factually correct (but unintuitive, which is why I was posting the correction), and then he went off about how only an idiot gets mad at someone online and it doesn't matter anyway if I was right or wrong

I think I'm done with this site for a bit. I wish there was an alternative for more serious discussion.

iminiki
2
1 week ago

Apparently things have changed.

__Little__Kid__Lover
2
1 week ago

Such insight, much thought provoke!

Forever_Awkward
2
1 week ago

When the hell was that?

zlums
2
1 week ago

Now this is just getting ridiculous

Teddy_Tickles
79
1 week ago

Yeah this is incorrect. His toes are just spread out.

kolboldbard
114
1 week ago

But lying on reddit gets you gold!

SpigefulSoul
14
1 week ago

Apparently, we can say it was a certain paradigm. Good enough to convince an award.

tydalt
3
1 week ago

Liar.

(sorry, just trying to get you some gold. I'd do it but I'm poor)

hilarymeggin
2
1 week ago

Yeah, but he used to have six toes.

nature-is-gangster
7
1 week ago

Gold for a false statement? Weird

thksmum
4
1 week ago

I thought this was a joke at the fact that it looks like he may have an extra toe

artotal
3
1 week ago

We’re calling that experience, to apply for this one, you need it.

Keg003
3
1 week ago

"WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?"

Empurpledprose
3
1 week ago

He used it as bait before he moved on to deli meats.

Wardenclyffe1917
102
1 week ago

I’m more worried the boat might tip.

harambpepe
86
1 week ago

The piranhas wouldn't attack him unless, maybe, he was bleeding from a wound or something. They eat dead stuff, not living

JudeRaw
99
1 week ago

They are drive by scavengers as well. meaning they will eat your fin if they can get away with it. Which in turn can start a frenzy. They are diverse predators but the scavenger title is more of an idea. Any scavenger will kill and eat fresh any time they can they just often live below the apex line and can't compete for resources on the same level as other predators or prey (sometimes proper prey size is animal is just better then them but not another predator of a similar range) it's very complex but simple as long as you remember even a herbivore will eat a prey item (read: smaller/weaker/more passive) when they get a shot.

The_quest_for_wisdom
143
1 week ago

I have a friend that was doing research on cow nutrition. He stumbled across a paper written in the UK during the early years of the green revolution where a guy played around with the nutrients and minerals he was feeding a bunch of different cow herds.

One of the herds of cows started actively hunting and eating the rabbits that came into their pasture.

I wish I could remember which mineral he was withholding from that herd's diet. I think it was salt or calcium. Either way, they stopped the behavior once he reintroduced the missing mineral into their diet.

But the image of a herd of cows hunting rabbits has stuck with me.

Animals are going to do what they can to survive. Whatever that means.

nonrosknroskno
31
1 week ago

Looks like it might have been phosphorus, neat!

greatguysg
2
1 week ago

That's hot

Empurpledprose
15
1 week ago

Cows gonna cow

bleearch
10
1 week ago

I'm told that all herbivores are opportunistic carnivores. Like, they'll eat a mouse in their feed, they won't eat around it.

High5Time
3
1 week ago

There are videos on YouTube of deer and horses and other herbivores eating ducklings and other small animal, very weird and unexpected.

Allittle1970
2
1 week ago

Imagine the rabbits screaming while they are chased. I can. A rabbit on my property ran away from me into the neighbor’s hurricane fence and got caught. The neighbors dog came running over to see what was happening. The rabbit panicked and screamed at a high pitch shocking me and the dog. The bunny got loose, but it sticks in my head.

BubblesForBrains
24
1 week ago

This guy scavanges!

harambpepe
7
1 week ago

Fair point

pm_ur_duck_pics
2
1 week ago

Squatting with your junk in the line of fire.

DrSuperZeco
7
1 week ago

TIL.

YellowKingdom2
2
1 week ago

They will absolutely attack a whole person. Its just less likely. In this case they are already in a feeding frenzy so I wouldn't risk it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha#Attacks

bathrobehero
3
1 week ago

Except even then it's enough to accidentally get cut. And it's a frezny already with the meat, some of them might bit anything at that point.

GiantJellyfishAttack
3
1 week ago

Clearly you have never seen Piranha 3DD.

The most accurate movie about piranhas around

harambpepe
3
1 week ago

I take back everything I said !

TinMayn
22
1 week ago

"Don't rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby"

sam191817
2
1 week ago

"Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over"

SvenTropics
2
1 week ago

Penn and Teller did this once. They had Teller swim in a tank full of pirahnas. They won't attack you unless you are bleeding or something.

Schaijkson
5
1 week ago

Yeah I would not do that with bare feet.

intergalactic_spork
2
1 week ago

A real man would stick his foot in the water to catch the piranhas directly with his toes. Bait is for wimps.

donteverforanyreason
2
1 week ago

Waiting for him to tip Over into the water

5ilverMaples
2
1 week ago

NO SHOES OR NOTHIN JESUS

Compendyum
2
1 week ago

Then he slips and falls on his face

limpiff
2
1 week ago

Or his weiner

CoolDudeMann
2
1 week ago

might happen. Some dude caught a pirana he thought it was dead tried to remove something from the mouth it bit the dudes finger. Also there's some story of how some bus crashed into a pound of piranas the people all got eaten alive by piranas

MachWun
2
1 week ago

You're too nice I was waiting for one to grab his taint

MagicStar77
2
1 week ago

Or worse yet, the nuts

joeChump
2
1 week ago

Can someone make a gofundme to get this guy some Crocks?

deanmartinlawrence
2
1 week ago

I was thinking his balls

ThemeForAJackal138
2
1 week ago

Idk, I get the feeling he's been doing this for a bit.

spicybuttholenachos
2
1 week ago

I absolutley counted the toes. Thought there was no way he has an even number.

verdatum
2
1 week ago

Piranha don't tend to care much about large live creatures. They mostly scavenge. Don't stick your finger in their mouth, but otherwise, these buggers are busy going "OH SHIT, I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Maverick822
2
1 week ago

I’m more afraid of one jumping up and biting his dick

Claudius-Germanicus
2
1 week ago

Then he jumps back, tips the canoe, and gets vaporized in a strawberry flash.

Canis-Lupus__
2
1 week ago

Or even something worse, a more sensitive body part. I can't trust these fishes with that pose. Lmao

lordytoo
2
1 week ago

More like bite his balls

OathWriter
2
1 week ago

Hes a village man. His toes are rocks from calluses

Inferno792
1
1 week ago

There's a gap between his first and second toes on his right foot. A Piranha could've done that...

anms11
1
1 week ago

What if he falls off

GunShocka
3
1 week ago

They wouldn't bite him. Pharana are attracted to the scent of blood as long as he isn't the one bleeding they won't actually care. They would actually most likely just keep frenzy on the piece of meat on the string until nothing is left.

dgoldstein38
2444
1 week ago

They don’t. Most piranhas only know to attack flesh that is already dead.

Source: I personally hand fed piranhas chicken scraps in the Amazon (Tiputini River in Ecuador). They never attempted to bite my feet or hands but shredded up the chicken in seconds.

fukmylief
2788
1 week ago

Does dead inside count?

dgoldstein38
805
1 week ago

Username checks out

IareTyler
155
1 week ago

I would upvote but you’re at 69

swatterxx
109
1 week ago

Nice.

FLY-FG
53
1 week ago

Nice.

IareTyler
3
1 week ago

Nice

MisterJerk
5
1 week ago

Nice

wtph
3
1 week ago

I wish more numbers is sex position

painfool
2
1 week ago

68 - you do me and I'll owe you 1.

pillbinge
23
1 week ago

Once it reaches the outside, yes.

Ginga-Ail1994
4
1 week ago
olderaccount
145
1 week ago

Did you have your hands and feet in the water?

I have also been piranha fishing just like OP's video in Brasil. The locals advised us to keep any body parts we value out of the water just in case.

dgoldstein38
187
1 week ago

Yes hands and feet (and face with goggles on) in the water. Not going to lie it took a lot of internal struggling to get myself to put any part of my body in the river.

loilliol
105
1 week ago

Glad you didnt put your willy in.

Inferno792
31
1 week ago

You never know, he may have put it and now he no longer may have it.

fucko5
11
1 week ago

Whatever happened to that dude on Reddit with the two dicks? Maybe he has one he can loan out.

darkneo86
23
1 week ago

Well, it was fake. So he does not. Sadly. I remember that post, and the many others later that explained the fake.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/6o2n0a/reddits_gullibility_in_regard_to_the_double_dick/

fucko5
6
1 week ago

Oh you’re going to need to link me to where it was fake because everything I read said it was quite real

darkneo86
1
1 week ago

Edited to add in my OC.

electricfeelx
2
1 week ago

Please link me i had no clue that was fake I'd love to know the story

darkneo86
2
1 week ago

Edited my post to add link.

DeadassBdeadassB
3
1 week ago
maninbonita
2
1 week ago

Hehmm it’s “she” now

kitkatthekraken
5
1 week ago

FFS i spat out my coffee at your willy. Have an upvote you mad fool.

thewonpercent
3
1 week ago

That's true. We all know that's dead flesh

WillieBeamin
1
1 week ago

The little spiny catfish guy will swim up your pee hole and and wedge himself in there.

jeremyjava
7
1 week ago

Eat them? Sell for food? Sell as exotic pets?

olderaccount
5
1 week ago

We just did it for fun as a tourist experience. You know, city folk visiting the swamp lands of central Brasil.

We also learned that when riding your horse through the swamp, if you see little bubbles in the water, go around that spot.

hajjr
2
1 week ago

Why would you go around that spot?

RedditMayne
86
1 week ago

Now I know where to hide when the zombie apocalypse happens.

FagerstromImWaiting
24
1 week ago

Piranha moat!

Ron-Swanson-Mustache
23
1 week ago

But won't the piranhas become zombie piranhas and then only eat live flesh?

jlowyz
45
1 week ago

I’m betting my money on the living piranhas to tear the zombie apart before any can get bitten. And moreover, a undead piranha would naturally be a target for other living piranhas.

Cj_cruzz
52
1 week ago

How would a piranha differentiate between your hands and chicken scraps?

It’s not like they process how your hand looks different from food. The smell is on your hands and all over the water as well. I would think they are just creatures that chomps whatever their mouths can get a hold of.

TinMayn
11
1 week ago

Heat/infrared sensitivity?

S1ndar1nChasm
46
1 week ago

Depends on what is available. If they are hungry enough they will eat each other if there isn't a better option. One of the idiots my mom married had 3. Kept them in a tank I can only describe as far too small. Went went on a vacation and came back to 3 live fish with the small one missing a couple mouth shaped chunks.

vlad_the_impaler_
20
1 week ago

How can they tell so quickly. It’s like they instantly swarm to bite the flesh

TinMayn
10
1 week ago

Well, to us perhaps flesh is flesh, but to a creature evolved to recognize it, edible flesh probably looks very different from flesh that isn't ideal for their diet

TinkerToyTerminator
4
1 week ago

How do they know (in 2 milliseconds) if its dead or not?

kurai-hime88
3
1 week ago

r/danganronpa Apparently ALL piranhas only eat dead flesh

Pipvault
2
1 week ago

How can they tell the difference? (You know, prior to biting)

potatotay
1
1 week ago

Well I know what dead smells like, I'm sure they do too.

Chewy12
6
1 week ago

Whenever I try to smell things underwater it just smells like water. That smell always makes me pass out too.

edde54
2
1 week ago

A couple years ago I actually swam in the water with piranhas and nothing happened but my parents right next to me fishing with some sort of meat and they would catch some of them.

dervison123
2
1 week ago

So if I wanted to get rid of a dead body this would be the way to go?

dgoldstein38
3
1 week ago

Actually yes, throwing a dead body into a river with piranhas would yield a pile of bones in probably less than 5 minutes. The water moves so fast and is so murky that those bones would be in the Atlantic before anyone could even decide where to look for them.

spicybuttholenachos
2
1 week ago

So thats the most interesting source I think Ive ever heard. Can you go into some detail? Do people eat piranha? Should I eat piranha?

dgoldstein38
2
1 week ago

I was only living there for about 2 months but on multiple occasions we had piranha for meals and it is a small but pretty tasty fish. Kinda similar texture to catfish in my memory. The village always throws their food waste into the river so it can be eaten by the piranhas (pretty nice sustainable solution). I got to help out a few times and that’s how I got into this situation.

FireFromTonsOfLiars
1
1 week ago

I'l definitely trust this redditor.

housebird350
1
1 week ago

What would happen if you had a cut or open wound on your finger I wonder?

gradies
49
1 week ago

Look up a picture of a piranha. See how they are kinda "glittery"?
Their scales are only shiny when they grow back after being bitten by another piranha. Every one of those sparkles is a scar gifted from another piranha.

They are social animals and they use the opposing forces created by the rest of the swarm to bite off chunks. In the feeding frenzy they frequently bite each other on "accident," but they don't typically do much damage because they stop the friendly fire quickly.

I2ed3ye
125
1 week ago

This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the layering of photonic crystals in fish scales to dispute it.

09494992Z1993200150
19
1 week ago

Well then thats when the smoke goes up in the sky and makes stars..

CommanderClit
3
1 week ago

It gives that bar the nice smokey smell that we all like.

hypermark
3
1 week ago

Make sure the Coors sign is on.

CommanderClit
2
1 week ago

What do you think is behind that door marked “pirate”

BrodieSkiddlzMusic
3
1 week ago

I too recently watched that

iSkellington
31
1 week ago

Complete and utter fucking bullshit. Piranha are sparkly as a self defence camouflage. It makes them look like sunlight glittering across water.

Why the fuck would you just make shit up and post it? Does purposefully misinforming people make you feel like a good person?

autobitch
4
1 week ago

Your explanation is boring, I choose to believe his explanation

iSkellington
6
1 week ago

hol up

autobitch
3
1 week ago

That's just the way it be sometimes

iSkellington
3
1 week ago

: (

Well I've tried like 6 times to do an old school angry face and Reddit just wants to embarass me.

So I'm gonna roll with it

-Anyar-
2
1 week ago

>:(

johnny_appletits
2
1 week ago

Apostrophes aren't for plurals

FangDangDingo
1607
1 week ago

Do you want a boat full of piranhas? Because this is how you get a boat full of piranhas!

DigNitty
631
1 week ago

...yes?

disc0mbobulated
160
1 week ago

Oookay then!

Nocturnal1017
42
1 week ago

Case closed!

DrSuperZeco
18
1 week ago

Finito.

TrustmeimHealer
3
1 week ago

Erledigt!

14_year_old_girl
3
1 week ago

Τελείωσε

Qaaarl
49
1 week ago

Just give it a moment and you’ll have a boat full of dead piranhas.

thewonpercent
22
1 week ago

First one that dies is food for the rest!

Good_Boi_Jake
1
1 week ago

They still bite tho @.@

StopSendingMePotatos
2
1 week ago

Not as bad as a boat full of crocodiles.. why im afraid of crocodiles you ask? Gee, i don't know, maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physicaly unchanged for a 100 million years, because its the perfect killing machine. a half ton of cold blooded fury with a bite force of 20,000 neutons, and stomach acid to strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.

zombiechewtoy
728
1 week ago

That hunk of meat gets so small so quickly...

secretWolfMan
332
1 week ago

Yet, I was thinking he's using more meat to catch the fish than he is going to get eating the fish.

some_random_dumbass
235
1 week ago

I'd assume they have a reason for this. The meat cod be bad, or they could use the piranhas as bait, or any number of uses that those people learned that we don't have to.

reddit_crunch
176
1 week ago

could be definitely body of a murder victim, they are trying to get rid of the last bit of evidence.

180secondideas
53
1 week ago

Try the bathtub, Jesse.

edgarallanpot8o
64
1 week ago

I mean a single piranha can take off a piranha bite of meat. Do you think there's less then a piranha bite of fish in a piranha?

As for nutritional values, I have no idea, but I think he is getting more out of it

lamajlooc
5
1 week ago

Right? If he wasn’t getting more edible meat he wouldn’t be doing it.

bonyboom
17
1 week ago

But the meat stays in the fish?

obvious_santa
5
1 week ago

Are you gonna eat the fish whole?

fudgeyboombah
5
1 week ago

The innards of the fish can likely be repurposed in some other venture. As bait in another kind of fishing, or as fertiliser, or added to animal feed.

NiceSasquatch
40
1 week ago

obligatory 'that's what she said' comment.

heckinbamboozlefren
2
1 week ago

Maybe it's old stanky meat

Shooter_Mcgavs
2
1 week ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

x0Dst
2
1 week ago

But it becomes a part of the piranha, so you get it back

[deleted]
650
1 week ago

Imagine falling in

Thor1138
753
1 week ago

No, I don't think I will...

Thatoneguy111700
384
1 week ago

Eh don't worry. They'll only go after you if you're bleeding or wearing something shiny, much like sharks, barracudas, and wahoos.

Shonisaurus
233
1 week ago

and wahoos.

Is a wahoo not just a cheer?

wvrevy
108
1 week ago

I believe it's a University of Virginia student...although, I'm failing to see the relevance to the rest of his comment.

Shonisaurus
40
1 week ago

Like, if I was on a rollercoaster, I might shout, "Wahoo!"

wvrevy
9
1 week ago

Sorry...lol...I know what you meant. :) Was just being sarcastic.

CinemaMakerSD
2
1 week ago

Go hoos

Thatoneguy111700
26
1 week ago

https://www.delphfishing.com/wahoo-fishing-key-west-florida-keys/ I wouldn't cheer if those teeth got a hold of me.

sohughrightnow
14
1 week ago

That's a big fish

Shonisaurus
8
1 week ago

L O N G B O I

Grifball_Vet
9
1 week ago

There's always a bigger fish.

Androthi_II
2
1 week ago

They are also delicious. That and Mahi Mahi. I would take either over fresh tuna.

dieselinmyveins
2
1 week ago

Wahoo might be the best tasting fish I’ve had in my life.

SmokyJosh
1
1 week ago

ohhhhhh so THATS why theres a map called Wahoo World in splatoon

TheConstantSorrow
9
1 week ago

No, youre thinking of early 90s Australian comedic actor: Wahoo Serious

ThisisShelbyDean
5
1 week ago

It's also a Pensacola, FL minor league baseball fan.

Trouducoul
2
1 week ago
Shonisaurus
1
1 week ago

Okay then.

alours
2
1 week ago

But then u need really small hands/ fingers

Della86
2
1 week ago

Also a Cleveland Indians mascot

featheritin
2
1 week ago

It’s my cousin

LeprosyDick
2
1 week ago

Everybody hits!

anya_ar
2
1 week ago

WAHOOWA!!! Go UVA

Street_Adhesiveness
15
1 week ago

Just one of those fish has to take a nibble to start the chain reaction, though.

How small of a nick in your skin would be enough for just one of them, the more curious one of the bunch, to take a test nibble?

A popped zit?

Thatoneguy111700
2
1 week ago

More like a large papercut-size.

real_human_person
7
1 week ago

You underestimate my zit wounds.

marshdteach
8
1 week ago

Even if that's true, considering their frenzy, one is bound to bite you by accident. Then you satisfy the first criterion that you mention and hence you qualify as food, the rest comes along.

Thatoneguy111700
5
1 week ago

I guess you never saw the River Monsters episode on Piranhas, did ya?

SoLongSidekick
4
1 week ago

Teller got a large chunk of his toe bit off while trying to prove this.

Oneironaut91
2
1 week ago

I had no idea what a wahoo was til I caught one

Rbfam8191
2
1 week ago

Thor1138 it's theoneguy111700 on reddit again.

boon4376
63
1 week ago

So wear a tight Speedo. Got it

cannagrowers
33
1 week ago

A Speedo isn't going to hide your meat, it's going to expose it for the entire world to see.

ArmanDoesStuff
43
1 week ago

Exactly, tight underwear will only send the piranhas into a sex-fuelled frenzy.

Wedgehead30
23
1 week ago

r/evenwithcontext that’s just... not right.

-Anyar-
2
1 week ago

You know it's bad when they skip r/nocontext.

SKRIMP-N-GRITZ
402
1 week ago

Are they for sale as pets, if or do people eat piranhas?

imzwho
488
1 week ago

You can eat them, and they apparently taste really good.

Only problem is those guys are a little small They may be destined to be bait for catfish or peacock bass

ArmanDoesStuff
147
1 week ago

You can eat them, and they apparently taste really good.

They're tiny! That seems like a lot of effort unless you can fry it and eat the bones as well.

ASASSN-15lh
155
1 week ago

seems like a lot of effort

Im guessing you've never eated bluecrab

capndreww
101
1 week ago

I've ated blue crabs!

MGsquare
57
1 week ago

We're all eated bluecrab on this blessed day

capndreww
12
1 week ago

Is good, right comrade?

dhruvin1151
11
1 week ago

All eated up from inside mate!😔😟😞

capndreww
3
1 week ago

Comrade?! Are you in there!? I can't hear you!

kernelj2
2
1 week ago

Speak for yourself

PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER
2
1 week ago

Speak for yourself

softwaremommy
24
1 week ago

Or crawfish. Those things aren’t worth the effort.

argosdemon
60
1 week ago

Once you get the technique down, crawfish can take as little as a few seconds to fully de-tail and suck the head. And it is well worth the effort. Most crawfish boils are social gatherings so talking and being around people is part of it.

Edit: Editing top comment, having massive amount of Cajun blood running through my veins, I have extensive knowledge of crawfish and seafood in general. Anyone want good recipes or information about seafood, let me know and I'll try my best to answer :)

GrouchyMeasurement
37
1 week ago

suck the head

Go on?

argosdemon
29
1 week ago

Haha so if you're actually lost, during the boiling process, you dump tons of seasoning in, along with all the other helpings such as potatoes, garlic, onions, sausage, lemons, oranges, etc. The crawfish do a really good job of sucking up all the spices into their little bodies. Most of it gets in the main part of the "body", not the abdomen (a.k.a. the tail). When you "suck the head" you pull the tail from the body and then you are left with the "head" portion of the crawfish. You can literally suck the juices from the head of the thing and get all the spices at once. Often times I'll use my pinky and scrap out the little bit of very flavorful meat in the body.

sonnyjbiskit
20
1 week ago

I can't get on board with this.

argosdemon
14
1 week ago

Most people who have never had crawfish before can't stomach that part. Along with the fact the "vein" that runs down the tail is actually poop 💩. I tend not to tell people that until they've tried a few first. :)

TheRealHendricks
2
1 week ago

I thought the same. If you’re a seafood person, you’d be surprised

gingasaurusrexx
2
1 week ago

You don't have to suck the head. Most people I know don't. The tail's plenty good when done up right.

SillyTrain
8
1 week ago

Can confirm. Born and raised in Cajun country. But I never suck the heads and always de-poopify the tails. The flavor is definitely worth the effort plus it tends to be more of a social event than anything. Rarely will anyone eat books crawfish alone.

LocalJim
4
1 week ago

Dont forget the corn cobs !

argosdemon
3
1 week ago

I knew I was missing one of the more important ones

Timcanpy-the-golem
7
1 week ago

Yeah took me a solid while to get the technique down

Just gotta make sure your thumb has a long finger nail to make it easier

Even then if i dont get all the meat i rlly like the juice if its not the spicy flavoring

argosdemon
10
1 week ago

Growing up in New Orleans, my extended family would have giant crawfish boils. To eat enough, you have to compete against all your cousins, aunts, and uncles. You learn very quickly in that environment ;)

Key to speed eating these things, is cracking the first two shells of the abdomen when pull the tail from the body. Then use the side of the thumb nail to unravel the two cracked shells and then bite the meat and pinch. If you do it just right, you can do it all in one quick motion, ~3 seconds. Repeat for 7lbs lol

Timcanpy-the-golem
5
1 week ago

I usually have a lot of hangnails since i have a horrible habit of picking my nails till they bleed so sometimes when i get the chance to have crawfish its painful and i gotta eat slow ;-;

I went to a crawfish boil with a friend and his family and they made both regular and spicy ones, though halfway through his mother dumped a shit ton of the spicy flavor into the pot so ended up having to eat the spicy ones

I love spicy foods but its still so painful 😭

argosdemon
3
1 week ago

Hahaha if I know I'm gonna be peeling and eating any seafood, I avoid all damage to my fingers for the week leading up.

missnebulajones
2
1 week ago

Same here. I’ll wear gloves and then IT’S ON! Even if everyone calls me a pussy.

Cashrunner
3
1 week ago

Or if you go to buffets and you go at a time where thy don’t fucking hoard all the crawfish then your golden

Digested_Foreskin
2
1 week ago

That time doesn't exist.

Womb_broom
2
1 week ago

Maybe not for a meal at your house, but at an outing with some friends and a couple drinks they’re great.

UnknownBinary
7
1 week ago

This guy Marylands.

NonThreateningWhitey
2
1 week ago

I've had crabs before.

ASASSN-15lh
2
1 week ago

"you can see em, just cant catch em"

-_Semper_-
20
1 week ago

I like Bluegill and they are about the same size. It's a nice mild fish (from a stocked pond at least) IMO. Its worth the extra work I think.

Get about 20 small to medium sized Bluegill and use an electric knife (like people use to carve Turkey and such) to fillet them. You start right behind the gills, go down a little bit and then run the knife along the spine towards the tail - but not all the way off. Then flip that bit over so its scales side down, start at the tail that's still attached and fillet along the scales towards the front. It goes real fast with some practice. Fry those up with some breading and you have Fish Chips!

Scraps go to the field/garden for random cats and raccoons to scavenge off. What doesn't get taken by the animals acts as fertilizer; especially if dumped in the garden. That works really well for sweet corn in particular it seems like.

Xcoctl
2
1 week ago

Fish "essence", guts/blood or like you said the bits left over do indeed make one of the best fertilizers we have at hand usually, but my experience is only with pickerel or maybe jackfish from a lake. Not sure about the fish you mentioned but if we accidentally spill our bucket of scraps on the grass, in short order we have a dispropotionally verdent and thick patch of grass.

BoTheDoggo
3
1 week ago

Not all them are tiny, there are a many species of piranha of which iirc only 2 are carnivorous (red-bellied and black piranha)

imzwho
3
1 week ago

They get to be a few pounds depending on the type.

grape_tectonics
2
1 week ago

If you got a blender you could make a smoothie

mmbon
2
1 week ago

You can, I tried that once, but you need to eat a lot of them. They do taste fantastic tho.

Oculosdegrau
13
1 week ago

I've eaten piranha when I visited the amazon. They weren't much bigger tbh, they are quite tasty

Crisis_Redditor
8
1 week ago

I thought they were super bony. Am I thinking of something else?

TheDuckSideOfTheMoon
2
1 week ago

They definitely are, but still delicious. The effort is worth it for a small snack IMO but not as the main protein of a meal

thatG_evanP
9
1 week ago

Have you ever seen some of the fish that Asian people will eat? Just about every time I've been fishing at a damn, there's been at least one Asian person there catching tiny fish (sometimes smaller than these) by the hundreds. I guess they just eat them whole? I really don't know.

Philosecfari
19
1 week ago

A lot of small fish tend to taste really good and most Americans I've met are just complete wusses about bones in general. If they're really small you can fry them until the bones get crunchy and just eat them whole too.

imzwho
6
1 week ago

And even then, some of the smaller fish have flat ribs and can be filleted

imzwho
3
1 week ago

Probably sunfish like bluegill, readear, pumpkin seed, or waemouths.

They are small but actually have some pretty tasty meat. They call them panfish and they fall under the same class if fish as crappie. I have seen some redear get to be 2 pounds or so

thatG_evanP
3
1 week ago

No, definitely not. I'm talking like minnows. I'm a big fisherman and would know any of those species like the back of my hand.

imzwho
2
1 week ago

Well shit then Mabye he was making pho and using them for flavor. Otherwise snacks for days?

mslcorp
2
1 week ago

Theres always a bigger fish

Au_Mind_QuestionMark
2
1 week ago

So you’re telling peacocks can be bass?

Siphyre
2
1 week ago

Wouldn't they have tons of parasites?

imzwho
2
1 week ago

I don't imagine so. Plus cooking them would get rid of that

RicardoLovesYou
2
1 week ago

My friend let me introduce to you the sardine. Delicious, but those bones are bitch to deal with.

yomjoseki
2
1 week ago

Fishing for your bait? That you use as bait for bigger fish?

Honestly, where does it end with you people?

alenic_SZ
84
1 week ago

Brazilian here, piranhas this small are used to make a type of soup called CALDO DE PIRANHA, which has a reputation of being an aphrodisiac, some people nowadays call it "natural Viagra". You basically boil them with potatoes, tomatoes and spices then get the larger bones out, put it all in a blender, then add more spices and enjoy! Larger ones are usually deep fried or roasted.

TobiasKM
13
1 week ago

So, like a south American Bouillabaisse. Really want to try piranha now.

[deleted]
8
1 week ago

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alenic_SZ
6
1 week ago

Of*

tomba444
7
1 week ago

Muito interesante, cara! You can just edit your comment btw.

Iobeku
23
1 week ago

I mean they’re fish, so I’d assume some people eat them...

I use to have a golden apple snail... and some ghost shrimps... my aunt told me that they’re both delicious when I showed them in family chat .-.

ofnofame
20
1 week ago

Piranhas make great soup.

getrill
13
1 week ago

That's pretty cool. I didn't think it was possible to make soup underwater.

Xcoctl
2
1 week ago

Have you never seen Spongebob? come on now!

Dizzybro
6
1 week ago

Definitely can be used in aquariums. Not sure about eating them they seem very small in this video but I know they get bigger

captian_quickshit
5
1 week ago

I bought piranhas from a fish store in New Jersey to keep in a tank. They had to be triple bagged because they'd bite at the corners and pop the bags. Had them for around 5 years, hard fish to keep though.

hdjsusjdbdnjd
5
1 week ago

I kept 5 of them for a couple years. Bought them the size of a quarter and they grew to about 5-6 inches. Then they ate each other...

Need a big tank and they are very high maintenance. I was young and dumb and didn't provide those things.

verdatum
5
1 week ago

You can get em as pets if you look for them. My dad worked in an office with piranha. They were fed dispatched goldfish.

tdasnowman
3
1 week ago

Depends on the state. Some states don’t allow them for fear they would become invasive:

tell23
2
1 week ago

Not pets. Dinner. They taste like fish. Not surprisingly.
I have eaten one. It was ok. A little dry. They don't have much meat.

BroLil
2
1 week ago

Growing up, I had a red bellied piranha. Pretty sure we had it illegally. We fed it a dry food that smelled like death. He would get super skittish when you’d get close to the tank and start to freak out, but otherwise, he would make a bit of a valley in the stones on the bottom of the tank, and just chill in there. Relatively boring pet honestly, but I’m not much of a fish person.

NatMafra
2
1 week ago

If you fry them until they are really crunchy, they are just delicious! Lots of bones, but they are crunchy and you can just munch through them. So good. Source: I had them a few times when I lived in Manaus, Amazon, Brazil.

fiveninebee
331
1 week ago

A friend in hs used to work at a pet store and loved those piranhas. A few of us were over his place (his mom had left) and eventually the dare thing happened. One guy decided to put his finger in the tank.... The piranhas just sniffed around and did nothing. We were so disappointed. The guy then goes to the kitchen and grabs a steak or something and it was fucking nuts. I wish the paranhas had taken the finger but it was chill.

manzzkapzz
108
1 week ago

Poke a finger with a needle and tell him to try again

ShamelessKinkySub
50
1 week ago

Or use your dick

patriots_blood
67
1 week ago

His dick may not be sharp enough. I'd suggest the needle instead.

cortlong
3
1 week ago

There seriously needs to be a sub of quoted that sounds like they were in a naked gun movie

Rednartso
2
1 week ago

Ah, the old reddit dick-a-roo!

one800collekt
7
1 week ago
39572520483727294959
2
1 week ago

I feel like rule 34 would apply to that.

Frnklfrwsr
2
1 week ago

Should I poke my dick with a needle first? Or will the blood that usually comes out of it be sufficient?

EtecaEteca
4
1 week ago

You were disappointed that piranhas didn’t strip your friends entire finger of flesh in seconds?

pervamatt
120
1 week ago

Some rubber soled sandals or boots would be very handy in this situation. I'm nervously waiting for one to jump up onto his toes.

some_random_dumbass
57
1 week ago

They only eat dead, bleeding, or shiny meat. He is none of those. He could jump in the water and the piranhas wouldn't touch him, something else in that water might tho

pervamatt
8
1 week ago

Now that's interesting! Never knew that.

Ihate25gaugeNeedles
6
1 week ago

What meat glistens? Other fish?

some_random_dumbass
10
1 week ago

Yeah, scales tend to be pretty shiny

whitestguyuknow
2
1 week ago

Yeah just let them suffocate without batting an eye. There's a lot of brutal stuff we do if you break it down..

Exceptionallybasic
48
1 week ago
BillWeld
17
1 week ago

What, is there no r/terrifying?

rabidbasher
15
1 week ago

There is but it's garbage and dead

ObviousTrollxx32
30
1 week ago

Easiest. Job. Ever.

WiredFan
20
1 week ago

Just don’t fall in.

Some_random_object
9
1 week ago

Also, don't fall out

EAgamezz
3
1 week ago

Nope boat

CarbonLibra
21
1 week ago

So the fishing glitch in rdr 2 was based on this...

manixus
13
1 week ago

wait...what fishing glitch?

Balwin
9
1 week ago

I think you take a 3 star animal and place it in a specific shallow spot, the fish come flocking and end up beaching themselves.

-Anustar-
4
1 week ago

Yeah what fishing glitch

David_Chappellet
21
1 week ago

This seems like a good way to lose your balls.

fuzzyshorts
17
1 week ago

Hmmm... how to prepare tiny ass fish.

gut, wash, salt and pepper cavity. Fry until edges are crisp.

Sauce: saute onions, garlic, tomatoes, thyme and habanero's. Add ketchup, maybe some soy and fish sauce. 4 oz of vinegar. Cook to quick boil. Cool and pour over fish.

Drink beer.

DjMMp
15
1 week ago
Mr_5oul
12
1 week ago

r/sweatysoles in this case

WagTheKat
3
1 week ago

Well, that is an interesting sub, with all 102 lovers of soles.

alours
2
1 week ago

Scrolling through I thought this WAS r/outrun

gman4757
2
1 week ago

Not enough triangles and neon colors for that tbh

Pater-Overmorrow
17
1 week ago

Just want everyone to know that there’s been no reported death of a human by piranhas, he’s complete safe

rickyraken
3
1 week ago

I just watched a nature show on TV going through numerous cases of guys getting their whackers bit off & bleeding out. Might’ve been tiger fish, but I could swear piranhas were in one.

Pater-Overmorrow
2
1 week ago

Maybe someone got their whacker bit off but didn’t die? Honestly don’t know but piranhas aren’t known to feast on humans

MGsquare
15
1 week ago

Thanks to smartphones , powerful computers with hd cameras and mikes, we get to see stuff like this which otherwise we would only see in nature documentaries or read about in books written by travellers. Smartphone accessibility has really made us more familiar with the supposed unfamiliar parts of the world.

Diupa
13
1 week ago
james-badrx
11
1 week ago

Growing up in the 80s, movies made me think I needed to be prepared for pirahnna attacks and quicksand

William_Pierce_
3
1 week ago

Killer clowns from outer space threw me in quicksand filled with piranhas in ‘88..

Shit you not.

Thetoons
9
1 week ago

That's some next level " the floor is lava"

Ryye
8
1 week ago

Of course he’s barefoot.

SchemeWork
8
1 week ago

This seems like a close toed shoes kind of activity.

Dr_Bukkakee
6
1 week ago

Is there some kind of a hole right under his feet that they keep disappearing into or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

W3JD
9
1 week ago

That's where they keep the alligator

Titanium_Josh
4
1 week ago

This not the activity to perform barefoot.

go2hell50
4
1 week ago

At some point he learned to squat on that seat and not with his feet in the boat

AnthonyTCYH
3
1 week ago

Can’t believe his balls of steel haven’t sank the boat

dezz-the-artist
5
1 week ago

Wow, the fish are really biting today.

NothingButPooandGoo
3
1 week ago

Some lucky evil genius is making an upgrade to their lair!

Cuckday
3
1 week ago

That's actually kinda scary

Thatguy468
3
1 week ago

This bears the question...” Just what does one do with a boat full of piranhas?”

ctesibius
4
1 week ago

Have you never henched? Ok. Your boss is about to lower the “hero” in to a pond full of piranhas. Who do you think sources the piranhas?

And don’t even ask me about fitting the frickin’ lasers on their heads.

DeadRabids
3
1 week ago

Plentyoffish.com

harriss69
3
1 week ago
GifReversingBot
2
1 week ago
Mystic_L
3
1 week ago

That’s a new take on the floor is lava

Calobii
3
1 week ago

how does he still have F E E T

frommars-
3
1 week ago

Piranha is super lean meat, was not tasty.

ohiotechie
3
1 week ago

I want to see how he’s getting down from that post he’s squatting on without having them attack his foot

FXG004
3
1 week ago

I want to trust people, like this mf trusts that tiny plank he’s squatting on...

JtDaSaiyan
3
1 week ago

The bravery to do this without shoes is astounding

cocacoley2019
3
1 week ago

Is nobody else concerned about his exposed toes being so close to the bitey bois?

nattynovak
3
1 week ago

I guess I never thought about people eating those wild-ass things

scary_toast
3
1 week ago

Ya know..when i was a kid i thought piranhas would be a bigger problem in adult life. Still scary but I'm glad they are much farther away

chalwar
2
1 week ago

Look behind you...

TishtheBish
2
1 week ago

Damn. That's interesting.

dodgyrogy
2
1 week ago

Looks like similar rules to crabbing for mud crabs. Once they are loose on the floor, keep your toes clear...!

JacobWPerry
2
1 week ago

I would just stick my foot in to fish

nmchild
2
1 week ago

Watch your toes!

Vincent4Vega4
2
1 week ago

WTF could go wrong?

adgriffi_4
2
1 week ago

Safe to assume humans can’t swim in that lake?

Benda
2
1 week ago

This little piggy got eaten by a fish.

DoctorPipo
2
1 week ago

Do. Not. Slip.

dnizzle
2
1 week ago
Inferno792
2
1 week ago

That's the easiest way to fish I've ever seen. Didn't know people actually ate Piranhas though.

fiercefurry
2
1 week ago

How do they taste? How are they Prepared?How are they Served ? Whats The dish called?

regardingthepope
2
1 week ago

If my research has taught me anything, that bait should be picked down to a cartoon bone by now.

MerelyStupid
2
1 week ago

I just love that the piece of meat he's using gets smaller and smaller each time.

BleachSepaku
2
1 week ago
MidnightHacker
2
1 week ago

I can assure that subtitles would make it even funnier

culady
2
1 week ago

And when the bottom of the boat is full what then? He just puts his feet down and toes back to shore?

mtmaty
2
1 week ago

Imagine falling off

Triials
2
1 week ago

Ha! Stupid fish

arstin
2
1 week ago

At that size, it looks like he has to catch a few hundred just to break even on the meat he's using to catch them.

davetucky
2
1 week ago

I think I would opt for some steel toed boots.

louiseandtrees
2
1 week ago

All I can think is, how many do piranhas do you need to make dinner and what is the best way to cook them?

DuckDuckBoson
2
1 week ago

The Floor is Lava: Jungle Level

thetrdeminencr
2
1 week ago

In college one guy had a piranha and another had a Beta. After 4 years it was decided to have a battle between them. They were put in a big tank with a screen for a week or two. Bets were taken. The screen raised...the Beta inhaled the Piranha. 2 second fight.

gorgonzola-city
2
1 week ago

DONT SLIP

FindingToni
2
1 week ago

I’m truly dumb I thought the piranha was on the rope and the guy was fishing random fish from the water...with his pet piranha I guess...

Edit: and was just flipping his piranha pet till it dropped the fish it caught wow

Sentarshaden
2
1 week ago

Don't slip. Don't slip. DON'T SLIP.

richardjai
2
1 week ago

If it looks stupid, but it works.

Its not stupid.

beado7
2
1 week ago

What does one do with those piranhas?

supasteve013
2
1 week ago

are they good tasting?

itscvmo
2
1 week ago

When your profile says your 6’

Obandigo
2
1 week ago

Piranhas taste very fishy. Think "five days in the sun salmon" fishy. There's a pungent aftertaste of seaweed and blood, as well. The most commonly eaten piranha is the Pygocentrus nattereri, the "red bellied" piranha which is found in the Peruvian and Brazilian waters near the shore and lives off cadavers in the water.

peekabook
2
1 week ago

Imagine your foot falling asleep and wanting to stretch it...

EduLuz23
2
1 week ago

The guy recording says "If women here were like these piranhas we would be rich"

kittycat33333
2
1 week ago

Stupid question perhaps- but is he catching these in order to eat them?

Wrlpul
2
1 week ago

*Puts hand in to feel the waves

NotVeryZenGaming
2
1 week ago

Now I want to know what piranha tastes like

UserM16
2
1 week ago

Are piranhas good eating?

mrskwrl
2
1 week ago

Can you imagine the first person to discover a river full of piranhas? Fuck.

rhcasey
2
1 week ago

The floor is lava..NO... The canoe is pirahna!

jessica_from_within
2
1 week ago

It's kinda fucked how they are just being left to suffocate

Rholand_the_Blind
2
1 week ago

Ancient problems require ancient solutions

alexdoe18
2
1 week ago

Anyone else think that piranhas were much bigger than they really are?

Sardorim
2
1 week ago

At least wear shoes or something...

Sirus13
2
1 week ago

You guys over estimate how violent piranha really are.

asianpanda_IQ
1
1 week ago

This is mildly terrifying

tokio_333
1
1 week ago

They’re eating each other in the boat omg!!

aajamesbos
1
1 week ago

taps head twice

nattynovak
1
1 week ago

Why are they fishing for piranhas though?

CaviarMyanmar
3
1 week ago

They’re a popular street food I noticed when I was in Brazil. Usually smoked/grilled on a skewer. They smelled... strong. I did not try them.

Spyhop
3
1 week ago

Food?

OnlineRealEstate
1
1 week ago

The guy can squat for a long time r/slavessquat

fullsend69
1
1 week ago

I would not be barefoot doing this

so_thats_what
1
1 week ago

Why?

cfountain11
1
1 week ago

Food

so_thats_what
1
1 week ago

Are they good?

cfountain11
1
1 week ago

Never tried em

s0nie
1
1 week ago

You can’t ever go hungry with so easy fishing.

K1ngDulah
1
1 week ago

Don't slip!

nonnemat
1
1 week ago

Wohh-oh, here she comes...

MiniBaby44
1
1 week ago

I’m curious why he’s specifically fishing for piranhas. Any insight?

dredriksalkon
1
1 week ago

Come on get in the boat, fish!

https://youtu.be/0odi-Eyz7yI

chasethesquirrel
1
1 week ago

Fish be dumb

brettwitzel
1
1 week ago

Man: the predator’s predator

MarlenMari
1
1 week ago

How does piranhas taste?

Madaoder
1
1 week ago

looks easy AF. but if he fall off from there....

ygangwang
1
1 week ago

or you can just use a net? even a makeshift one would be 100x more efficient

Macaface
1
1 week ago

This is why steel toes were invented. We just reapplied it here.

warpfield
1
1 week ago

i wonder what piranha normally eat, because wouldn't they quickly devour everything faster than it could reproduce?

Wolvenfire86
1
1 week ago

Oh my god, just bring a stool.

dreevsa
1
1 week ago

Who the fuck wants piranhas

ifuckinglovechurros
1
1 week ago

When I was younger my stepfather bought 4 piranhas and put them in the aquarium where they obviously ate the other fishes, which I think was the intention in first place but I don't really remember. Those were some weird times lol

Bucket_full_of_Soup
1
1 week ago

SLIPS AND FALLS

Autumn_Groove72
1
1 week ago

Foresight - steel toe hightop boots. Experience - me SS Ng toes

Rat0ne
1
1 week ago

In the next episode, the fisherman falls in...

ricst
1
1 week ago

Is this for food or population control?

anglon
1
1 week ago

What are they for? To sell as pets or do people eat these lil fellas?

robo-tronic
1
1 week ago

Can you eat those?

Big_Pumas
1
1 week ago

so lemme get this straight- he could stick his hand in there right now and not suffer a single piranha bite?

i call bullshit.

darothch
1
1 week ago
Snsk1
1
1 week ago

suppose thats one way!

rexmachina
1
1 week ago

Uh fuck that

kelloggj
1
1 week ago

Pork stuffed piranhas just got easier to make

uhhmanduhh719
1
1 week ago

Baited

Pikapower32
1
1 week ago

There’s always a bigger fish

jiena-telaqi
1
1 week ago

Are these guys going to become bait for larger fish? Or sold to novelty pet stores? Can they be roasted whole and eaten as a street food snack? (Because if they are going to be tank fish, this is a hella stressful experience and would probably kill a large percentage of the catch, and that seems like bad business.)

AnActualPairOfPants
1
1 week ago

Correction: that’s how you catch piranhas that you’ve been starving in a controlled environment

its0matt
1
1 week ago

I'm sure they taste good. But I don't think I want to eat something that devours flesh.

IamNICE124
1
1 week ago

I will fucking PASS

DoWhyMe
1
1 week ago

do you even squat bro

karenyde
1
1 week ago

Why would one catch Piranha? To eat?

Fr00stee
1
1 week ago

Do pirahnas tast good tho

Blindhydra
1
1 week ago

Do they eat them or why are they fishing them?

Bella_Anima
1
1 week ago

Anyone know what language they were speaking? It sounded almost Slavic, too accented to be Portuguese.

ifuckinglovechurros
3
1 week ago

It's brazilian portuguese

Bella_Anima
1
1 week ago

Oh wow, it sounds so different, that’s amazing!

BurkeAbroad
1
1 week ago

Wouldn't even call it fishing. Just catching lol

boohintz-NW
1
1 week ago

“I used the meat to get the meat”