I hope Gordon doesn’t find out I have frozen gourmet meat
And I'm walking around for days with roasted porgy in my pack.
It's fuckin raw!
I sometimes have raw porgy, too, but I always pick up a few free roasted porgies at Laurelin village when I'm there buying electric arrows.
What stage are you at? Farming Lynels tends to be far more efficient for getting electric arrows.
Not unless you farmed talluses for gems
Vendors do not restock after you pass 50 of a given arrow type.
Do the eventide or trial of the sword glitch
Both of those were patched unfortunately. The game now checks your actual inventory instead of your temporary inventory.
Wait seriously? Thats some bull. Thankfully I got max arrows before they made that change (I’ve since taken a long break since i got everything)
I'm a really old female person and this is my first game since Myst (my son and son-in-law teamed up at Christmas and bought me a switch and BOTW and e through the first half hour) and damned if I didn't beat the game. I just got the DLC and started over. But I am still terrible at fighting. I beat the Lynel in the castle, but only him, and it's because I took enough big weapons to kill him. I actually love farming gems and selling them. The game is brilliant -- even I can play it, but I play it like an old lady.
So I go buy electric arrows and eat roasted porgy and chase crabs A LOT. In fact, my favorite thing to do in Hyrule Field is to destroy Guardians with lots of electric arrows to the eyeball.
You know, you can climb over the Lynel room. Just say "Nah," and go around. It's also a waste, they don't drop Lynel weapons which is one of the biggest reasons to fight them. You might as well skip them, unless you're grinding arrows.
Ooooo. Thanks for that.
...what are porgies? I think I'm missing something here.
Porgies are fish you can catch (or buy if you're stupid or desperate) at Laurelin Village and they're great for cooking defensive food with. But there's also a guy there who is always standing around roasting three porgies and just gives them to you.
It’s gone! Look at the film on this porgy. It’s fucking GONE!!!
It’s okay, it’s fresh frozen
Fake. Didn’t call link a fucking donkey
Fake. He didn't ask where's the lamb sauce.
Fake. The hero of the wild is a fantastic cook and ramsey would be praising him
Fake. He didn't tell him to refire the capellini.
Fake. He didn't call him an idiot sandwich.
What youve done here with all these natural ingredients is simply incredible. I can actually feel myself being stronger. Presentation could use some work, but yeah, over all, it's amazing. Very well done, young man.
(I watch a LOT of MasterChef)
The rise of the chef hero
Chef of the wild
Ocarina of (the) chef
WHERE'S THE PEAHAT SAUCE?
Ramsay: Try it, what does it need?
Ramsay: Goron Spice, you Bokoblin-headed buffoon! I've got some here.
Fastest vegetable chop in the West
I've seen this before on a DougDoug video.
The photoshop there is even better.
Ahh, I see you are a man of culture as well.
New DLC mission: Trial of the chef
It’s safe to say, no one will be able to complete that trial
And The Master Gord
I can somewhat imagine it being like Don't Starve Together's The Gorge tbh.
YOU CALL THIS FINE DINING? A FINE FUCKING MESS!
Honestly id they added Gordon Ramsy to do this. I would 100% no questions asked buy the dlc or new game.
Goron Ramsay for botw sequel
I would absolutely be ok with a Gordon Ramsey npc that occasionally pops up in different towns to teach Link new things about cooking.
Like, new recipes? Hell, maybe they'll add a Recipe book, for certain recipes once you learn them the first time around.
My hopes for cooking is that recipes will be better than just chucking 5 of the same food in a pot. Also maybe don't have full heals available in abundance.
Ramsay: What are you?
Link: an idiot crab omelet 🙇🏼♂️
I was gonna say, "A hero sandwich".
Cuz... he's a... you know what, never mind.
Isn't hero also like a sandwich thing?
Where’s the Bokoblin sauce, you fucking Lynel!!!
ItS fUcKiNg RaW!!
Is this Ice frozen?
Me: ..yes.. chef
Oi! Bokoblin head!
Really!?! You're going to put an apple in with that! Are you mental?
Where do you store your ingredients? Are you fucking kidding me???? You dont have raw meat in the same bag as moblin guts! I’m shutting you down. Idiot sandwich!
COME ON, THINK!!!
You can't just fcking throw 5 things in a fcking pot and call it fcking hearty you donkey! Use better fcking ingredients or you're fcking done, hero boy!
Missed opportunity to use a Goron NPC with a chef hat and call him Ramsay.
Now I need Goron Ramsay to be real xD
Gorons eat rocks though
A touch of rock salt
a splash of wheat mm beautiful
And DONT FORGET THE LAMB SAUCE
* Kitchenblight Gordon
Crap, you're right
Just made me realize how desperate I am for more Ramsey Link memes
Gordon when he thinks like is 17: "oh dear, oh dear, Gorgeous."
Gordon when he finds out link is 117: "YOU FUCKING DONKEY"
Fake. He didn't make a comment on how NOBODY COOKS MUSHROOMS IN A POT.
Look at that right there! That shite is dubious at best!
Give me that champion tunic and FUCK OFF.
First he invades the kitchen, next my front yard? Can he make +17 heart food? I didn’t think so...
He forgot to add a fairy
Would be better with the lady next to her pile of culinary miscreations!
It looks like a Gorons fucking flip-flop!
You f****** donkey!
I'm scared of this boss level
...I never knew I needed this until now.
Polygon cooked the food in BotW, it almost all sucked, so this would probably be accurate
Even Binging with Babish had some difficulty
This speaks to my soul.
Link... LINK! Link you fucking donut! He’s gone quiet everyone.
"It's fucking dubious" got me real good
At first glance I thought it was Hank Hill teaching Link to grill. 🤦♀️
I like that idea better
I need this framed in my kitchen
We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day | Unraveled
Gordon is the new Ganon. Chef renewed version.
THIS CHICKEN HAS SO MUCH OIL, THE GERUDOS TRIED TO INVADE IT!
Also, I love the style Gordon is painted in.
Can’t talk to Zelda like that
Gordon with Zelda: "Oh, dear! Oh, dear. Gorgeous."
Gordon with Link: "YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!!!"
Nobody cares about any other mod now we need this
Puts Link's head in between 2 pieces of bread
Gordon Ramsey: What are you?
You f*** donkey
You fucking donkey!! You don't fucking cook mushrooms in a pot and WHERE. THE LITERAL HELL. IS THE LAMB SAUCEEEEE?
Wait til Ramsay meets Moza. Her kitchen is literally adjacent to a heap of rotting garbage.
Jon Tapper thinks Link’s chicken storage is outrageous
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE???
Not sure why, but I read "little wanker" as wind wanker. I'm okay with this mistake though
Hell’s Kitchen: Hyrule Edition
It's fish you fucking donut! - Gordon
A felow man off food i see? Race my post to the topp.
Oh haha it’s on!
I would like to say that the humble pie was exquisite.
Your recipes do not give me silent abilities, Gordon. F*** off!
You seared it for 10 seconds it’s sTILL FUCKING RAW
I laughed for about 2 mins straight after seeing this. Thank you! 😂
Wait until he finds about rock meat
r/rimworld does the monkey puppet meme
We the judges... Are asking you to make... 3, STUNNING... Meat stuffed, pumpkins.
I need to see Gordon Ramsey try Moza's food
“Gordon Tries BOTW Cooking IRL!!!!”
Can you imagine lol
0h b0y time for gordon
Now I want a mod that anytime you cook he appears out of nowhere and criticizes what your cooking
He is trying his fuckin best
Did you learn nothing from cooking with Koko?? It looks like a f***ing Bokoblin selfie!
This reminds me of the Borderlands 2 dlcs where you fight Chef Gouda Remsay.
Whats hank hill doing in botw??
I think Link makes pretty good food considering his ingredients are a fish, 2 bananas and an apple, all whole not peeled or anything.
No it’s rock hard
Honestly if link can make an entire 3 course meal with like 5 ingredients he has to be a master chef
I've been waiting for this
Polygon made all the recipes https://youtu.be/CYutF8qr7AY
Gordon Ramsay to Brian David Gilbert
Gordon out here lookin like he was drawn by PilotRedSun
I am currently watching gordon ramsay. Cooincidence? Definitly
OMFG I'm wheezing. Best post ever 😂😂
Needs a shorter and better punchline tbh
Is this a mod?
That's funny 😂 which characters would be on Hells Kitchen: Zelda Edition?
Only in amaerica do we glorify a toxic work environment