Oompa loompa
23 upvotes
0 comments
Madbhanu
1 day ago
Oompa loompa
Mermaid Man getting that nose succcc
11 upvotes
1 comments
Epiphemeral
16 hours ago
Mermaid Man getting that nose succcc
Air on a G String
2 upvotes
1 comments
MinniManMax
5 hours ago
Air on a G String
Impending doom
109 upvotes
6 comments
GoobleMcFly
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
Impending doom
sporting a rock hard yogurt slinger.
7 upvotes
3 comments
TravizTR
13 hours ago
sporting a rock hard yogurt slinger.
Up the fuck shut
7 upvotes
1 comments
garyvh2
17 hours ago
Up the fuck shut
Don't let the unicorns die.
35 upvotes
0 comments
igi23295
10 hours ago
Don't let the unicorns die.
We both somehow managed to misspell straws
4 upvotes
0 comments
FizzyFusion
17 hours ago
We both somehow managed to misspell straws
ok
10 upvotes
0 comments
Price-Down
5 hours ago
ok
"I've wiped my own ass and done origami before."
30 upvotes
1 comments
nrossj
18 hours ago
i.imgur.com
"I've wiped my own ass and done origami before."
Thanks, I Hate It
13492 upvotes
77 comments
LordOfFlames55
2 days ago
Thanks, I Hate It
Never upset a big goat.
13 upvotes
1 comments
SuddenTerrible_Haiku
18 hours ago
Never upset a big goat.
WELL I FUCKING HOPE YHEY DIDNT
17 upvotes
1 comments
hiimcoleman
19 hours ago
WELL I FUCKING HOPE YHEY DIDNT
From another dimension
11 upvotes
0 comments
3rive
16 hours ago
i.imgur.com
From another dimension
“Spanish chair is genderfluid”
247 upvotes
3 comments
Elesh_N
1 day ago
“Spanish chair is genderfluid”
Working calculator powered by human poo
0 upvotes
0 comments
danijelstankovic
4 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Working calculator powered by human poo
Rules and guidelines
263 upvotes
22 comments
sansidiia
3 months ago
Rules and guidelines
Username checks out
13 upvotes
1 comments
Kortedagelangenachte
1 day ago
Username checks out
They must be from Gotham
230 upvotes
3 comments
The_Commentator_
1 day ago
They must be from Gotham
i fed a walrus a lightbulb
7 upvotes
1 comments
dankmemermanboi
21 hours ago
i fed a walrus a lightbulb
Can’t say I’ve heard this before.
14 upvotes
1 comments
frodo_fraggin
15 hours ago
Can’t say I’ve heard this before.
That’s the tea
4 upvotes
0 comments
canderso1055
6 hours ago
i.imgur.com
That’s the tea
Say meatball
11362 upvotes
246 comments
TraumaTies
19 hours ago
Say meatball
Depressed muppet
13 upvotes
1 comments
your_boi_beans
9 hours ago
Depressed muppet
take me home
0 upvotes
1 comments
hennex1
4 hours ago
take me home
"We can ask the Zombie Wrangler to wake up all of the waxed corpses."
17902 upvotes
139 comments
Draconian-XII
16 hours ago
"We can ask the Zombie Wrangler to wake up all of the waxed corpses."
An unripe simpson
0 upvotes
1 comments
SpeciSociety
4 hours ago
An unripe simpson
How brutal.
17 upvotes
4 comments
Salvador7a
21 hours ago
How brutal.
Chorus of children
27515 upvotes
133 comments
treblev2
1 day ago
Chorus of children
Griefcase
0 upvotes
0 comments
blaow666
3 hours ago
Griefcase
Ever got confused trying to eat a sandwich?
13 upvotes
0 comments
themasterhooker
17 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Ever got confused trying to eat a sandwich?
Cinnamon toast.
6 upvotes
0 comments
z0mbiemechanic
22 hours ago
Cinnamon toast.
BUTTSAUCE
5 upvotes
1 comments
Gehhhh
13 hours ago
BUTTSAUCE
Don’t ask for context. You don’t want it.
9 upvotes
0 comments
country_cat_03
16 hours ago
Don’t ask for context. You don’t want it.
Haha... you’re a virgin
161 upvotes
8 comments
BrandonG602
21 hours ago
Haha... you’re a virgin
Naruto blowjob for weed
4794 upvotes
64 comments
loganwhomst
1 day ago
Naruto blowjob for weed
Four Nipple Agenda
17 upvotes
1 comments
jp_1896
1 day ago
Four Nipple Agenda
Meth... Gators...
13 upvotes
4 comments
MRGLOBBOB
22 hours ago
Meth... Gators...
*slides under door*
11061 upvotes
54 comments
Rekrap21
2 days ago
*slides under door*
Definitely a first.
65 upvotes
3 comments
bleimanb
16 hours ago
Definitely a first.
Naruto blowjob for weed
40 upvotes
2 comments
Ffej777
16 hours ago
Naruto blowjob for weed
Crusty
13 upvotes
0 comments
ThatsGaySyopThat
20 hours ago
Crusty
“It’s not gay if the goats don’t touch.”
7 upvotes
1 comments
HippoTown278
16 hours ago
“It’s not gay if the goats don’t touch.”
Smile and wave boys
44508 upvotes
273 comments
Calzel
1 day ago
Smile and wave boys
*pulls out tapeworm and gives it smooches*
11 upvotes
7 comments
lampost_man
13 hours ago
*pulls out tapeworm and gives it smooches*
A Wild Ride
2320 upvotes
12 comments
LordOfFlames55
1 day ago
A Wild Ride
Like a gleeful slug
657 upvotes
6 comments
lampost_man
1 day ago
Like a gleeful slug
Driver stops a turkey from chasing a boy down the street
47917 upvotes
947 comments
dobbyisafreepup
1 day ago
Driver stops a turkey from chasing a boy down the street
"Broke slay bandit"
0 upvotes
0 comments
mslambat
3 hours ago
"Broke slay bandit"
Found the most disgusting thing I’ve read on Tellonym
6 upvotes
1 comments
christhegeek517
13 hours ago
Found the most disgusting thing I’ve read on Tellonym
baby shark ends homelessness
28 upvotes
11 comments
ollie--
18 hours ago
baby shark ends homelessness
The wilds of Youtube comments
14 upvotes
0 comments
XayahTheVastaya
17 hours ago
The wilds of Youtube comments
The color yellow doesn't exist.
17 upvotes
1 comments
billy_goat989
11 hours ago
The color yellow doesn't exist.
Scrooge McDuck of Period Blood
15 upvotes
1 comments
LachieBruhLol
20 hours ago
Scrooge McDuck of Period Blood
umbrella duck sauce
9 upvotes
0 comments
666throw666away666x
8 hours ago
umbrella duck sauce
"i need a better trigger for hot pink nipples"
1 upvotes
1 comments
Mothben
5 hours ago
"i need a better trigger for hot pink nipples"
Idk I think this might qualify as a brand new sentence
3 upvotes
1 comments
Cyberkryme676
16 hours ago
Idk I think this might qualify as a brand new sentence
Asking the real questions
70 upvotes
8 comments
crap-i-died
1 day ago
Asking the real questions
My friend draws geese
0 upvotes
2 comments
moneyforcolleg
3 hours ago
My friend draws geese
If I pull like what by what now?
14 upvotes
0 comments
itswhatitisbro
12 hours ago
If I pull like what by what now?
“Thinking about time just means you’re wasting it”
20 upvotes
4 comments
YungBeastDM
23 hours ago
“Thinking about time just means you’re wasting it”
lol...
18 upvotes
4 comments
WizardMascott
1 day ago
lol...
Penguins ignore police advice, raid sushi stall twice in one day
10 upvotes
1 comments
thenigerianchicken
23 hours ago
Penguins ignore police advice, raid sushi stall twice in one day
I want to foist a tomohawk through my primary motor cortex
11 upvotes
0 comments
TNTDragon109
7 hours ago
I want to foist a tomohawk through my primary motor cortex
"God low key a hoe for making this the way it be"
28 upvotes
1 comments
rhodes544
1 day ago
"God low key a hoe for making this the way it be"
Friends in discrord wanting things...
13 upvotes
1 comments
PixelKist
14 hours ago
Friends in discrord wanting things...
Guess what music video I took this from
1 upvotes
1 comments
Iforgotmypass0723
11 hours ago
Guess what music video I took this from
Leopard-moose-camel
23942 upvotes
174 comments
Cissalk
2 days ago
Leopard-moose-camel
When your bro calls you out
77 upvotes
2 comments
Jddog235
2 weeks ago
When your bro calls you out
Say meatball so i know you’re real.
10 upvotes
1 comments
mexicanchargingrhino
15 hours ago
Say meatball so i know you’re real.
Chasing away the homeless with baby shark.
19 upvotes
3 comments
con40
10 hours ago
Chasing away the homeless with baby shark.
A very relatable circumstance.
30 upvotes
2 comments
swag115
20 hours ago
A very relatable circumstance.
the whole poem really
61 upvotes
2 comments
MMKKKRKKRKKRKKRK
12 hours ago
the whole poem really
Okay?
224 upvotes
7 comments
poundpond
1 day ago
Okay?
Who’s coming?
32103 upvotes
1178 comments
alexander4thegreater
1 day ago
Who’s coming?
shrek dildo helped me figure out my sexuality
18 upvotes
6 comments
dontmakemeyoityou
23 hours ago
shrek dildo helped me figure out my sexuality
“Hipster Fascists”
31 upvotes
5 comments
Bdub99
1 day ago
“Hipster Fascists”
Exploring themes of school shootings and love.
3 upvotes
1 comments
GingerB01
21 hours ago
Exploring themes of school shootings and love.
Japanese ultratraditionalist porn actor
10 upvotes
0 comments
killthenonbeliever
16 hours ago
Japanese ultratraditionalist porn actor
Soup yow
241 upvotes
12 comments
SilentThunder420yeet
9 hours ago
Soup yow
Hitler on ice
28 upvotes
1 comments
tnel77
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
Hitler on ice
Beat mine like it’s being interrogated in a KGB gulag
29 upvotes
1 comments
anxious-spiderperson
1 day ago
Beat mine like it’s being interrogated in a KGB gulag
You’re weird.
34702 upvotes
268 comments
joeschmo945
1 day ago
You’re weird.
My friend trying nofap
14 upvotes
0 comments
RenegadeMemelord
18 hours ago
My friend trying nofap
HELP WANTED Good Pay
26 upvotes
1 comments
memezzer
16 hours ago
HELP WANTED Good Pay
Overheard New Sentences Megathread
75 upvotes
57 comments
bean9914
2 weeks ago
Overheard New Sentences Megathread
I mean they’re not wrong
727 upvotes
26 comments
iRun-a-lot
20 hours ago
I mean they’re not wrong
Young lad with the hot take on rhinos
21934 upvotes
116 comments
Liteboyy
23 hours ago
Young lad with the hot take on rhinos
Title
18 upvotes
0 comments
OliverDCA
1 day ago
Title
Asking the real questions
4198 upvotes
41 comments
Bongnazi
1 day ago
Asking the real questions
I want off this planet
3 upvotes
1 comments
geek_fest
5 hours ago
imgur.com
I want off this planet
Proud owner
0 upvotes
2 comments
Achiha9k1
3 hours ago
Proud owner