It’s all fun and games until your family fighting over who gets to catch it.
Not my problem im already dead
True true true
It do be like that sometimes
fo sho fo sho
I’m gettin that fo sho
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Alright alright alright alright
Noice smort toight
Cabal on the field.
Until your mom starts bothering you in the afterlife
Throw me in the trash
If you the one doing the throwing we bout to take an axe to your face
I feel like, also, r/suicidebywords
What if grandma dies trying to catch it?
We go for round 2
Everyday we stray further from Gods Light
While grandma's about to stray further to it
Thats what you think, she got secrets too.
Ain't no secret. Granny had that drive-in special.
But Erebus welcomes you with open hands.
It also confirms round 3
Just dig the plot a little deeper, bunk buddies!
2 funerals for the price of 1, it’s a steal.
2 gals 1 casket let's go
that's the lightning round. first one struck by lightning wins the bouquet.
It goes to sudden death.
GIVE IT TO ME OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!
Grandpa's legs suddenly work again as he performs a perfect tackle.
Ill elbow grandma to catch that shit
This is one of the best threads I’ve ever read on Reddit, no cap.
What’s the ratio of tits to tats you get?
A lot of times it’s both tbh. Pretty even mix when it’s one or the other tho
Pretty interesting. How many total? Always been curious about those “pm-me-x” usernames lol
Oh, I have no idea haha
If niggas don't smoke out my funeral we ain't friends no more and y'all will be living in a haunted house tonight
This reminds me of the Eddie Murphy bit about how dumb white people are for staying in a haunted house.
Can confirm. Am white and there is a clearly haunted building in my elevator that I keep getting into
Edit: building inside elevator would be super surreal and haunted but this is actually just an elevator in a building and I'm bad at making words today
Bro you have a building in your elevator? You really are white huh.
Where are we supposed to put the building? Outside the elevator? That's more fucked up than a football bat.
building in my elevator
building in my elevator
What is this? A building for ants!?
Same. I’m white and even though that voice keeps saying “You’ll die here!” this is a damned good neighborhood with good schools and you can’t put a price on that.
Mine's not even that my apt just has a sick view despite the sentient murderous elevator hahahaha cries
I'm white and as a kid we used to continually break into this extremely creepy abandoned house (and the warehouses nearby but they weren't creepy as they were just graffiti and makeshift skate ramps).
I even slept there one time when we all got drunk. The place was terrifying. Overgrown brush everywhere and zero light in the house as every window and door was boarded up.
They recently bulldozed the whole area and even though the skate park (that they actually named after my friend who passed) and surrounding park is beautiful I miss the abandoned buildings a lot. They were part of my childhood.
If you come across a Gatekeeper or Keymaster in the elevator or posted up on the building inside of it, you might want find a new building.
All I know is that if people don't come to my funeral I'm dayum sure not coming to theirs. It's rude.
You gonna spy on your naked friends?
Nah. Probably just waste my death on Reddit just like I did my life.
In not spying, just taking all your right shoes and swapping/mixing your salt and sugar in random intervals
My boys have all been looking good and healthy lately tho 👀
"I know they work out because they've been feeling more firm lately"
I guess, but I'm a petty ass ghost that sets your clocks back 20 mins everyday, and whatever Lil B tweeted that day will be on your walls in blood. "I love you" - Lil B
This would remind me of when I would go to family weddings and all of my aunts and uncles would look at me and go, 'You next, you next!'.
I always get my revenge during funerals when I would up to my aunts and uncles and the rest of the old people and go, 'You next, you next!'.
I havent heard that joke since ifunny was a thing
Now you have :)
Outside of the funeral homes they always have “Now showing” on the marquee - I’m just waiting to see my name as “coming soon.”
A bouquet i actually want to catch
Futurama made this joke as well.
Futurama is the best animated adult show don’t @ me
It's because it ended while it was still good. Family Guy and the Simpsons were good for a while but they just kept going and ran out of fun and clever ideas. Futurama went on for the right amount of time.
The ending was perfect too.
The Comedy Central seasons were pretty weak. There are a lot of good episodes still but a lot of bad ones. The finale is one of the greats.
Edit: In case you're put off by it, please don't skip over seasons 1-5 because of the non-HD format. The production value is kinda low in season 1-2, then it picks up.
Simpsons was good but Family Guy was decent at best. The jokes were funny at times but it never had any interesting over arching themes or plots throughout the show which really just make it an animated stand up comedy show with more surreal elements.
And to end it with an episode where Fry finally got to spend his life with Leela? That was gonna be a great ending but the prof coming back and giving them a whole 'nother chance to do it again? A beautiful twist ending to a wonderful show
Simpsons>KOTH>Boondocks>Futurama>Bojack>Rick & Morty>South Park>>>>Others
And to clarify, I'm talking Simpsons season 3-12ish, Boondocks seasons 1-3, and South Park seasons 2-10ish
Thems fighting words.
If it makes you feel any better, I like South Park
It does, so I guess we can be cool.
No Archer or DBZA?
Eh, I like it but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it.
Dragonball Z (A?) - I wouldn't really consider that to be an adult cartoon. But with that being said I'm a big fan of the Freeza and Cell Sagas
The A stands for Abridged
^Abridged, not the original cartoon
The 'A' is for "abridged". It's a parody dub by Team Four Star. Started in 2008 or so. Tbh, if you're not a huge Archer fan, you may not like DBZA, since it does take a good bit of inspiration from that type of humor.
Ahha man of culture i see
Wasn't this a Cyanide and Happiness episode?
I know Futurama did it
Amy "I know who's funeral we'll be attending next"
Proffesor with flowers "oh pishaw" *blushes
Yep, remember it vividly. Tho I'm sure op didn't steal it. People make similar jokes.
They gonna use a cardboard box and not worry about the flowers. Beautiful thing is that you’ll never know...
Jigsaw doll should pop out like "Wanna play a game?" If no one catches the bouquet everyone dies.
It’s all fun and games until ya little cousin grabs it.
I'm leaving to attend a funeral in twenty minutes so thanks for the intrusive thought I'll be having while I'm there.
I initially read that as "buffet" and it made everything better.
Same thing with a circumcision.
Fuck that, I'm just getting in the casket with fam. Better off that way anyway. See ya suckers later.
That bouquet is mine you bitch!
Cyanide and Happiness made an animation about this, guess who got the bouquet?
i better start working on my ups, box jumps here i come (/s)
I’d love to see someone throw a heavy casket spray into a group of people.
Cyanide And Happiness joke
I’m looking for more of a How High situation, it doesn’t just have to be weed plants, though they are encouraged. Mix my ashes with soil and everyone gets to take home a plant, but if you kill it I haunt you for life.
As if anyone is coming to my funeral.
Excellent joke well done
Sorry, the bell tolls for thee.
I'll slide tackle a bitch. Lord take ME now!
I’d do this but I’m lucky to have a damn casket
Shamelessly stolen from futurama
Definitely stealing this idea
use the wreath, it will be like ring toss
Shit if I’m there imma Randy Moss that bitch!
90% sure this is from cyanide and happiness.. at least.
Just like that CaH Skit.
We do this at dissertations. The person defending throws their notes into the air and whoever catches it is the next person to graduate.
Thats.. that's a great idea
I hope I catch it!
When u see this exact post but on whitepeoplehumor lol
This reminds me of that one Cyanide and Happiness short at the funeral
Hell no. Nobody is grabbing that. What if somebody caught it from reflex and got mad?
(During garter toss) Jumps out of way
(During funeral boquet toss) OBJ
We can't afford bouquet
Plot for Final Destination reboot.
Not a great title to be honest
At your funeral I will sing a requiem
This is just from the cyanide and happiness video on YouTube
Here’s the link to the original joke
Reminds me of this Cyanide and Happiness short
This was a cyanide and happiness sketch.
I first heard this joke from Simon Munnery:
I went to a funeral the other day. Caught the wreath
His latest Edinburgh show was called "The Wreath", which was about where jokes come from, who owns a joke, if in fact they could even be owned
A Cyanide and happiness short
Damn I guess I caught it cuz I’m dying laughing
All the millenials and Gen X'ers in the crowd: dives to catch it
This the first blackpeopletwitter post i’ve seen in light mode
I like being original
Asking for someone else but how the FUCK am I gonna grab MY OWN flowers OFF MY casket IF I AM DEAD?
Comedian Simon Munnery wrote a show around writing this joke and then finding out that others had come up with the same joke independently. It is interesting that it keeps happening.
At my friends funeral, we're gonna have tazer guns for everyone and 2 pistols. The last two standing has to have a mexican standoff and whoever is left takes what they want. There won't be just one funeral that day.
Your title is fucking retarded.