A man walks into a bar
11 upvotes
1 comments
KungFuher
1 week ago
A man walks into a bar
Changes being made to the sidebar rules
2 upvotes
0 comments
SirCatMaster
3 weeks ago
Changes being made to the sidebar rules
Up
8 upvotes
1 comments
polybius_illuminati
3 weeks ago
Up
40 upvotes
6 comments
Smokey_The_Lion
2 weeks ago
What starts with F and ends with UCK?
1 upvotes
0 comments
BuoyantCupid
1 week ago
What starts with F and ends with UCK?
An orange for a head.
3 upvotes
0 comments
OgreMonk
3 weeks ago
An orange for a head.
What's worse than losing your virginity?
11 upvotes
2 comments
MarsNirgal
2 weeks ago
What's worse than losing your virginity?
A piece of string walks into a bar
111 upvotes
2 comments
Picklestasteg00d
4 weeks ago
A piece of string walks into a bar
What's a truck and has wheels?
156 upvotes
25 comments
MikeWillHugYou
2 weeks ago
What's a truck and has wheels?
Three apples hung from a tree.
177 upvotes
17 comments
mixed_massages
1 week ago
Three apples hung from a tree.
Why did I cross the road?
100 upvotes
9 comments
travestikazim
1 week ago
Why did I cross the road?
A man drives into a bar
9 upvotes
0 comments
datprofit
3 weeks ago
A man drives into a bar
Stephen King is eating a tuna sandwich,
26 upvotes
1 comments
lackofspacebars
2 weeks ago
Stephen King is eating a tuna sandwich,
Where’s the restroom?
143 upvotes
22 comments
getawayidontlikeyou
3 weeks ago
Where’s the restroom?
What did the Jew say when he entered the bank?
28 upvotes
3 comments
LieutenantEureka
3 weeks ago
What did the Jew say when he entered the bank?
An old man walks into the bar...
9 upvotes
3 comments
Stareatthevoid
3 weeks ago
An old man walks into the bar...
uh oh sicko mode
13 upvotes
4 comments
track123456789
4 weeks ago
uh oh sicko mode
Hahahah get it
3 upvotes
4 comments
Thezoinkinator
1 week ago
Hahahah get it
riddle me this riddle me that
3 upvotes
2 comments
Krepht
2 weeks ago
riddle me this riddle me that
logᵧ(x) walks into a bar
144 upvotes
8 comments
NewDefectus
3 weeks ago
logᵧ(x) walks into a bar
What do you call the wheels with lied about on the truck?
106 upvotes
8 comments
ANormalSpudBoy
3 weeks ago
What do you call the wheels with lied about on the truck?
A man walks into a bartender
16 upvotes
1 comments
mistaque
3 weeks ago
A man walks into a bartender
How do you know someone is vegan?
161 upvotes
9 comments
ThePotatoTheory
1 month ago
How do you know someone is vegan?
What do you call a truck with deceitfulness?
126 upvotes
11 comments
masterfx7
3 weeks ago
What do you call a truck with deceitfulness?
You know what they say
161 upvotes
19 comments
lordfarquaad3
4 weeks ago
You know what they say
A man walks into a bar.
16 upvotes
1 comments
Kukikokikokuko
1 week ago
A man walks into a bar.
I walk into my room ...
95 upvotes
11 comments
n1510559
1 week ago
I walk into my room ...
A bar walks into a man
166 upvotes
14 comments
ou-san
3 weeks ago
A bar walks into a man
A Man Breaks the fourth wall
8 upvotes
1 comments
notamonsterok
1 week ago
A Man Breaks the fourth wall
3 teeth sit upon a horse
3 upvotes
0 comments
juicystarboy
1 week ago
3 teeth sit upon a horse
Your mom is so fat
303 upvotes
9 comments
Kiplacon
1 week ago
Your mom is so fat
Bartender: "404 ERROR"
1 upvotes
0 comments
persian2002
3 weeks ago
Bartender: "404 ERROR"
two scientists walk int
1 upvotes
1 comments
lemmegetauhhhhhhhhhh
1 week ago
two scientists walk int
The narrator has died
218 upvotes
11 comments
remembury
1 week ago
The narrator has died
There are 37 types of people
8 upvotes
1 comments
greatdivide
2 weeks ago
There are 37 types of people
Why did the pirate catch oranges
6 upvotes
1 comments
JackRMcD
1 week ago
Why did the pirate catch oranges
Why did the chicken cross the road?
35 upvotes
19 comments
UnknownDude-
2 weeks ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What's black and white?
144 upvotes
6 comments
boxofkangaroos
4 weeks ago
What's black and white?
I recently had eyes-take-out surgery
191 upvotes
12 comments
darthowen77
4 weeks ago
I recently had eyes-take-out surgery
An electronic dance musician walks into a bar.
151 upvotes
11 comments
O_______m_______O
2 weeks ago
An electronic dance musician walks into a bar.
What's the worst thing about finding a worm in your apple?
5 upvotes
2 comments
O_______m_______O
1 week ago
What's the worst thing about finding a worm in your apple?
Knock knock
10 upvotes
1 comments
PMMEYOURFUNSTORIES
3 weeks ago
Knock knock
a horse walks into a bar
201 upvotes
14 comments
notamonsterok
3 weeks ago
a horse walks into a bar
Welcome to my Ted talk
11 upvotes
2 comments
Rhazior
2 weeks ago
Welcome to my Ted talk
Panhandle slim stand up minute
1 upvotes
0 comments
SKATERAD420
1 week ago
youtu.be
Panhandle slim stand up minute
.
17 upvotes
5 comments
conditackler
3 weeks ago
.
A lie
150 upvotes
16 comments
Papi_Grande7
2 weeks ago
A lie
So a horse walked into a bar.
1 upvotes
0 comments
funkeshwarnath
1 week ago
So a horse walked into a bar.
A cliche walks into a bar
7 upvotes
0 comments
crossover131
3 weeks ago
A cliche walks into a bar
Why did the legless man cross the road?
116 upvotes
15 comments
TommehBoi
1 week ago
Why did the legless man cross the road?
What's the difference between?
9 upvotes
0 comments
billegut
2 weeks ago
What's the difference between?
Whats black and white and red all over
3 upvotes
4 comments
TheMys1
2 weeks ago
Whats black and white and red all over
Craft beer
9 upvotes
0 comments
Steve_Dragon
1 week ago
self.AntiJokes
Craft beer
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
2 upvotes
0 comments
O_______m_______O
3 weeks ago
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
The following joke is right in Immanuel Kant's wheel house.
19 upvotes
0 comments
O_______m_______O
1 week ago
The following joke is right in Immanuel Kant's wheel house.
Beans means Heinz. The converse is also true.
7 upvotes
2 comments
O_______m_______O
1 week ago
Beans means Heinz. The converse is also true.
ACT 1, SCENE 1
8 upvotes
0 comments
scragglalie
2 weeks ago
ACT 1, SCENE 1
What do you call a man whose eyes
189 upvotes
12 comments
glumauig21
2 weeks ago
What do you call a man whose eyes
A bartender walks into a bar
1 upvotes
0 comments
lemmegetauhhhhhhhhhh
2 weeks ago
A bartender walks into a bar
I heard a very good joke the other day.
24 upvotes
8 comments
scragglalie
3 weeks ago
I heard a very good joke the other day.
A black man walks into a bar
65 upvotes
6 comments
TheMys1
2 weeks ago
A black man walks into a bar
I like my women how I like being gay.
14 upvotes
2 comments
3x3x7x13x23x37
3 weeks ago
I like my women how I like being gay.
What is a wheel and swims in the water?
7 upvotes
0 comments
Kukikokikokuko
1 week ago
What is a wheel and swims in the water?
Joe buys a horse off a farmer for 300 pounds
3 upvotes
0 comments
ikindoflikememes
1 week ago
Joe buys a horse off a farmer for 300 pounds
so a man walks into the um
148 upvotes
21 comments
BobsyMH
2 weeks ago
so a man walks into the um
What starts with "do" and ends with "or"?
25 upvotes
5 comments
igiftthewax
3 weeks ago
What starts with "do" and ends with "or"?
So three doctors walk into a circus.
5 upvotes
0 comments
NoddyFlenders
3 weeks ago
So three doctors walk into a circus.
Empt
0 upvotes
0 comments
juicystarboy
1 week ago
Empt
Three convicts await their hanging at the gallows.
26 upvotes
2 comments
mixed_massages
1 week ago
Three convicts await their hanging at the gallows.
What do you call waiting in a traffic jam as a Jew?
5 upvotes
0 comments
internetwarpedmind
2 weeks ago
What do you call waiting in a traffic jam as a Jew?
There is no bar to walk in.
6 upvotes
0 comments
MarsNirgal
3 weeks ago
There is no bar to walk in.
"Infinitely many monks walk into a bar.
271 upvotes
13 comments
-user789-
3 weeks ago
"Infinitely many monks walk into a bar.
It all
140 upvotes
20 comments
Loudoan
2 weeks ago
It all
A 60 year old mathematician walks into a bar and orders nothing.
270 upvotes
10 comments
O_______m_______O
1 week ago
A 60 year old mathematician walks into a bar and orders nothing.
A car walks into a failure
127 upvotes
5 comments
travestikazim
1 week ago
A car walks into a failure
Knock Knock.
7 upvotes
1 comments
sodomicity
4 weeks ago
Knock Knock.
A horse walks into a bar
2 upvotes
0 comments
juicystarboy
1 week ago
A horse walks into a bar
A bartender walks.
1 upvotes
0 comments
The_Taco_Doctor
2 weeks ago
A bartender walks.
An atheist vegan that does crossfit enters the bar.
407 upvotes
57 comments
YellowB
1 week ago
An atheist vegan that does crossfit enters the bar.
The funniest part is that
1 upvotes
6 comments
TheMys1
2 weeks ago
The funniest part is that
A chicken crosses a road.
1 upvotes
0 comments
kibretw
3 weeks ago
A chicken crosses a road.
7 upvotes
1 comments
Tolozen
1 week ago
What is the difference between a cow ?
208 upvotes
22 comments
dead_by_night_time
2 weeks ago
What is the difference between a cow ?
What's the difference between a joke and a question?
1 upvotes
0 comments
ANormalSpudBoy
3 weeks ago
What's the difference between a joke and a question?
A cat walks into a bar
4 upvotes
0 comments
shmootchy
3 weeks ago
A cat walks into a bar
Yours mom’s so fat
3 upvotes
0 comments
hyperham51197
1 week ago
Yours mom’s so fat
I used to dance the cha-cha
1 upvotes
0 comments
supermassblackhole
1 week ago
I used to dance the cha-cha
What has four letters?
13 upvotes
1 comments
kibretw
1 week ago
What has four letters?
Harry potter and the order a pizza
144 upvotes
6 comments
TheMys1
2 weeks ago
Harry potter and the order a pizza