We also bought her a car and pay her cell phone bill
81 upvotes
33 comments
gibson_mel
14 hours ago
i.imgflip.com
We also bought her a car and pay her cell phone bill
At least I have cheesecake!
0 upvotes
1 comments
demono1191
5 hours ago
At least I have cheesecake!
Tequila told me I was a hard 10.
8 upvotes
1 comments
CaptainMcStabby
6 hours ago
i.imgur.com
Tequila told me I was a hard 10.
A really good question!
127 upvotes
3 comments
deadbirdie
2 days ago
A really good question!
My wife trying to say "feathers"
101 upvotes
3 comments
danlbob
3 days ago
imgur.com
My wife trying to say "feathers"
I wanted maple syrup, but this came out
62 upvotes
2 comments
nrossj
1 day ago
imgur.com
I wanted maple syrup, but this came out
She was talking about dip
0 upvotes
3 comments
Topher235
16 hours ago
imgur.com
She was talking about dip
Actual Advice Turtle Duck
54 upvotes
3 comments
n3rdopolis
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
Actual Advice Turtle Duck
My six year old nephew tried to say eyebrow.
96 upvotes
3 comments
Doziness
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
My six year old nephew tried to say eyebrow.
It was not at all what I expected
5066 upvotes
152 comments
TampaVice
1 day ago
It was not at all what I expected
Wake up people...
2166 upvotes
108 comments
B00st3d4G63
19 hours ago
Wake up people...
She has always wanted one, we hope it will help her.
124 upvotes
28 comments
unicornforscale
3 days ago
She has always wanted one, we hope it will help her.
It’s not either or
10 upvotes
2 comments
SparkyDogPants
1 day ago
imgflip.com
It’s not either or
Bug in my legs
32209 upvotes
290 comments
darkinc9
1 day ago
Bug in my legs
Anyone else guilty of this?
0 upvotes
3 comments
Dantea23
5 hours ago
Anyone else guilty of this?
7530 people
111 upvotes
5 comments
peskers7
2 days ago
7530 people
Some parents just don't get it!
3092 upvotes
61 comments
DoctorRager
2 days ago
Some parents just don't get it!
My gf when I realized it was 11pm and we hadn’t celebrated yet
17 upvotes
4 comments
Shutterstormphoto
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
My gf when I realized it was 11pm and we hadn’t celebrated yet
I don’t know what aliens and ghosts have to do with travel.
1890 upvotes
64 comments
beargrease_sandwich
3 days ago
I don’t know what aliens and ghosts have to do with travel.
They don’t warn you when you buy them
94 upvotes
3 comments
dethkrieg
3 days ago
They don’t warn you when you buy them
Free Comic Book day is May 4th
7 upvotes
0 comments
stoicjohn
1 day ago
Free Comic Book day is May 4th
I'm really petty when it comes to self checkouts.
17 upvotes
5 comments
MicroPixel
19 hours ago
i.imgur.com
I'm really petty when it comes to self checkouts.
Settling into dad life nicely
2106 upvotes
20 comments
Bulevine
3 days ago
imgur.com
Settling into dad life nicely
It always feels like stuff is gonna start to... come up
95 upvotes
4 comments
Eagl3ye91
1 day ago
imgur.com
It always feels like stuff is gonna start to... come up
Happened 8 Times Already
869 upvotes
31 comments
AaKkisa
3 days ago
i.imgur.com
Happened 8 Times Already
Every time.
6440 upvotes
94 comments
Denaricus
1 day ago
Every time.
I think I've decided dark humor is my coping mechanism
0 upvotes
5 comments
sysadmin001
12 hours ago
imgflip.com
I think I've decided dark humor is my coping mechanism
Down 55lbs so far, guys.
5567 upvotes
87 comments
RewrittenSol
2 days ago
imgur.com
Down 55lbs so far, guys.
It sucks dining alone.
13533 upvotes
390 comments
mlong14
1 day ago
imgur.com
It sucks dining alone.
No Reason, I Just Like Doing Things Like That...
19 upvotes
10 comments
Stewpid
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
No Reason, I Just Like Doing Things Like That...
I can't be the only one.
7962 upvotes
149 comments
27_Demons
18 hours ago
I can't be the only one.
Looking you Postmates.
65 upvotes
2 comments
wakandahonolulu
20 hours ago
Looking you Postmates.
It has 100k, why wait until they fail?
36 upvotes
5 comments
ThrowAwaydavee
1 day ago
i.imgflip.com
It has 100k, why wait until they fail?
Are all men the same?
10 upvotes
2 comments
x21Salvage
10 hours ago
Are all men the same?
Don't Assume Anything
12 upvotes
1 comments
Stewpid
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
Don't Assume Anything
Every single time. Reddit.
31 upvotes
9 comments
letmelurkaround
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
Every single time. Reddit.
Something to consider before flying into a psychotic rage at a general statement.
59 upvotes
10 comments
Soldier4Christ82
19 hours ago
imgur.com
Something to consider before flying into a psychotic rage at a general statement.
No one is safe nowadays
89 upvotes
13 comments
SheZowRaisedByWolves
14 hours ago
imgur.com
No one is safe nowadays
Relationship sex is boring.
4 upvotes
10 comments
RottonPotatoes
1 day ago
media.makeameme.org
Relationship sex is boring.
I wanted hoagie buns...
24 upvotes
0 comments
PGM_biggun
2 days ago
imgur.com
I wanted hoagie buns...
I can't even see the hour from there
34 upvotes
2 comments
joaquin_etc
2 days ago
I can't even see the hour from there
Today of all days
32221 upvotes
220 comments
KillerRabbitX
2 days ago
imgur.com
Today of all days
Just a bit ironic
24 upvotes
8 comments
hoosyourdaddyo
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
Just a bit ironic
This is how people will get shot.
129 upvotes
6 comments
Bad_Drivers_SFlorida
1 day ago
i.imgflip.com
This is how people will get shot.
Sad times
7 upvotes
2 comments
peskers7
11 hours ago
Sad times
Every time I do laundry
663 upvotes
15 comments
_I_said_good_day_sir
2 days ago
Every time I do laundry
my face went bright red to say the least
0 upvotes
0 comments
nasif10
1 day ago
my face went bright red to say the least
Ft. Nicki Minaj or Cardi B
96 upvotes
2 comments
PartyKrill
2 days ago
Ft. Nicki Minaj or Cardi B
Me chiming in while my brother's teaching my nephew's the alphabet.
12 upvotes
0 comments
trixrabbitmanifesto
1 day ago
imgur.com
Me chiming in while my brother's teaching my nephew's the alphabet.
As an Englishman this Easter weekend
853 upvotes
11 comments
the_internet_officer
17 hours ago
i.imgur.com
As an Englishman this Easter weekend
Could Einstein's IQ handle this?
22 upvotes
7 comments
Deathwalker95
1 day ago
Could Einstein's IQ handle this?
Happened to me 10 minutes ago
0 upvotes
0 comments
Dogdudeman
4 hours ago
Happened to me 10 minutes ago
Seriously guys, geez
0 upvotes
5 comments
sempsonsTVshow
1 day ago
Seriously guys, geez
Anyone with a race car can attest to this.
61 upvotes
5 comments
Erikoboi
2 days ago
Anyone with a race car can attest to this.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25 upvotes
2 comments
devenom
2 days ago
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She didn't even mention it, we discovered it in her FB posts...
57 upvotes
6 comments
aaanold
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
She didn't even mention it, we discovered it in her FB posts...
World economy in one graph
0 upvotes
2 comments
BadMemery
10 hours ago
World economy in one graph
Happy Easter!
3045 upvotes
44 comments
Beerbrewing
1 day ago
Happy Easter!
happens to all of us i guess
0 upvotes
9 comments
t0tallyn0rmal
1 day ago
happens to all of us i guess
The perils of broadband internet
33 upvotes
1 comments
salawm
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
The perils of broadband internet
Happy birthday
7 upvotes
2 comments
sluzzledude2
13 hours ago
Happy birthday
Poor guy
0 upvotes
0 comments
OldRuskiNoir
14 hours ago
imgur.com
Poor guy
Reparations .I got mine
0 upvotes
4 comments
TheMemeBuilder
22 hours ago
memedad.com
Reparations .I got mine
Thanks, brain.
49 upvotes
4 comments
cxo333
2 days ago
Thanks, brain.
I bet Neville has fans too!
11 upvotes
0 comments
NoClueDad
11 hours ago
imgur.com
I bet Neville has fans too!
All the dishes get washed by hand and there's only one drying rack
40 upvotes
1 comments
irulethelemons
2 days ago
imgur.com
All the dishes get washed by hand and there's only one drying rack
Can we please stop spoiling GoT when we live in different time zones?
3 upvotes
5 comments
skiboms
18 hours ago
imgflip.com
Can we please stop spoiling GoT when we live in different time zones?
She was trying to say leftovers.
14675 upvotes
88 comments
mushbo
3 days ago
She was trying to say leftovers.
When job postings ask for your desired salary...
1380 upvotes
22 comments
yahheridesabike
18 hours ago
i.imgur.com
When job postings ask for your desired salary...
An interesting title.
0 upvotes
0 comments
Pharmdoc07
23 hours ago
An interesting title.
Most days actually...
0 upvotes
0 comments
The-Grand-Wazoo
4 hours ago
Most days actually...
Looking right at you, epidermis!
41 upvotes
0 comments
Jerdarnella
1 day ago
Looking right at you, epidermis!
Cats.
8 upvotes
1 comments
Boners_from_heaven
12 hours ago
Cats.
Easiest way to get a downvote from me
6689 upvotes
172 comments
LVMaster
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
Easiest way to get a downvote from me
That way, you know it gets cleaned at least ever week or two.
4 upvotes
7 comments
BillTowne
1 day ago
imgur.com
That way, you know it gets cleaned at least ever week or two.
I'm Often Confused for a Teen
2882 upvotes
146 comments
OpheliaGingerWolfe
2 days ago
I'm Often Confused for a Teen
It just hit me
4767 upvotes
93 comments
double_fail
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
It just hit me
After this week's episode
61 upvotes
7 comments
soccerplaya71
1 day ago
imgur.com
After this week's episode
I love family gatherings
449 upvotes
30 comments
SketchesFromMidgard
1 day ago
imgur.com
I love family gatherings
He meant silverware.
18 upvotes
4 comments
ProbeUranus
2 days ago
imgur.com
He meant silverware.
No shame in my bachelor game.
48 upvotes
5 comments
MashedPotatoesDick
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
No shame in my bachelor game.
I just wanna watch one episode.
61 upvotes
4 comments
paqmanbiker
2 days ago
i.imgur.com
I just wanna watch one episode.
Happy Belonquinox
2 upvotes
6 comments
beersleuth
20 hours ago
Happy Belonquinox
I shouldn’t have told them afterwards.
0 upvotes
5 comments
VesKnight
1 day ago
I shouldn’t have told them afterwards.
Christians today
42 upvotes
2 comments
sweetjenso
1 day ago
i.imgur.com
Christians today
Won't do the random cap title thing
0 upvotes
5 comments
dblknotspy
16 hours ago
Won't do the random cap title thing
I look like the love child of Robin Williams and Jack Black with all my fur
13 upvotes
13 comments
saintofhate
1 day ago
i.imgflip.com
I look like the love child of Robin Williams and Jack Black with all my fur
Best moment in my life so far!
0 upvotes
2 comments
enril123
4 hours ago
Best moment in my life so far!