The weirdest looking bananas I’ve ever seen.
You get these in my native country.. They're pretty good! Sweet :l
I really want to try them. I wonder if there is a way to get some here in America.
Asain grocery store?
I live in the Portland area, I've seen Asian convenience stores but definitely not grocery stores. With that said if I see these I'm buying them immediately
The only one in Portland I know of is uwajimaya. Google search it and you'll find a few I'm sure. I know Vietnamese stores carry these bananas.
So would any Indian or Sri Lankan stores, I daresay
With that last word in your comment, you became the rich old lady with a pearl necklace and upper class English accent I always knew you could be.
I was gonna say. There’s no way that Portland doesn’t have an Asian grocery store. I mean we have like 4 or 5 good ones in Memphis fucking Tennessee.
Same here in Indianapolis, so I'd be shocked if Portland did not have any
There is fubon on 82nd and I think there putting a new one in where zupans used to be and also one in like Beaverton.
Also getting a Shun Fat Supermarket on Foster and 82nd where Freddie's used to be
H Mart (Korean for anyone who doesn't know) went into the Zupan's space on Belmont.
Go to H Mart https://imgur.com/M9MoRMq.jpg
Dude we have like 5. Hong phat, Oriental market, a few more
I to wish I had a big dick and was cool.
We have several Asian grocery stores in Missouri of all places
Fubon market. The new H mart on belmount
Fubonn on 82nd, Uwajimaya on Beaverton Hillsdalr and some Asian grocery store by Beaverton Transit Center come immediately to mind.
“Can I have one of them THICC bananas”
I would absolutely avoid a banana that size from an Asian grocery store.
Go to a native country store.
They are called apple bananas usually.
They sell them at foofy grocery stores
Look up Miami Fruit. I ordered Big Mikes from them and it was awesome. They have all sorts of bananas.
Move to Hawaii!
My QFC has them, any Kroger family stores around?
President Eisenhower solved that problem by installing an dictatorship in Guatemala because a fruit company told him to do so.
What type of long yellow thing is this? And what country?
Ahh yes I think I’ve heard of a this fruit before. I believe it’s pronounced Ban-aye-nuh
Close, it's actually "bar-nay-nay"
Ahhh the r is like a silent letter... except it’s not even in the word... a sneaky letter?
You can get those on Mexico too, I would eat them alot when I was a kid. They are so tasty
I know right, they’re so much sweeter than American bananas. They taste dry and bland.
Honestly produce in America is terrible unless it’s in season from a local market
Or it can be amazing if you live in the right areas and/or are willing to spend more money to go to niche grocery store or farmers markets.
I am buying a house in the Tacoma, WA area that has peach trees, plum trees, and a fig tree. I am so excited.
Nope, those are longer than these, almost like a straight cavendish.
Looks like it could be Poovan bananas.
In Ecuador they are called “oritos”
What country has pregnant penisfruits?
There are a fuck-ton of banana cultivars out there. The US only really has 1 or 2 in supermarkets cause they're the ones that ship well.
Countries with the highest banana diversity (places like India/South East Asia) also have some of the highest production, but almost all of it is consumed locally.
The common ones you see in the US are actually considered to be the worst tasting by many, but they are the only ones that can be easily shipped without getting destroyed. If you travel to other countries and try other variety of bananas you will be amazed at the difference!
I'm no doctor, but if that persists for more than four hours you should probably schedule a check-up.
Not a doctor.
I've seen a wild banana. Full of seeds
Capable of changing its DNA in the face of disease.
Yellow envelopes of goodness, swinging in the breeze
The sweet banana flavor will bring you to your knees
I will put on a banana hammock and give you a sexy strip tease
I'd rather you kept your clothes on if you please
This comment.needs more visibility. Panama disease is likely to wipe out Cavendish and Williams bananas in the next 20 years.
The way things are done is completely short sighted.
If tomorrow all bananas had seeds, and had a label explaining the importance of said seeds, I doubt anybody would complain. Cloning should be done in a lab, not on mass scale.
But generally "cloned" for commercial varietals (grown from potions of existing trees). They are seedless and therefore sterile. And in the case of the Cavendish (~95% of the world market), not able to change fast enough in the face of fungal attack. The prediction is that this varietal will survive for several decades at the most.
Me too! They weren't nearly as sweet, the white string was super bitter, and the seeds were extremely hard. Very fun foraging find though.
It's not a plantain?
It's a gros michel banana. They were the common variety before a fungal outbreak nearly wiped them from existence. Banana farmers switched to the Cavendish cultivar which is what everyone thinks of as a banana now. The artificial banana flavour that you're certain tastes nothing like bananas is actually based on this cultivar.
No it isn't. Gros michel look nothing like those.
Two very divided opinions. Banana split.
They’re more like Ladies Fingers
Those are baby bananas. I think they are cavendish variety, just smaller than the regular variety. That chonker is an anomolly obviously.
This is the correct answer.
Source: Sell bananas for a living
These look like gros michel bananas.
No they don't. Gros michel are much larger.
It's possible, definetly not an expert on varietal differences. I mostly only handle cavendish bananas with some exceptions. With that said we do handle bananas that show a striking resemblance to the ones shown in the picture and there alway marketed as baby bananas by companies like Chiquita, Dole, etc.
I agree, this does seem possible.
These look Thai bananas, not baby bananas.
Give 'em a break. It's just cold in there, I swear!
You must have seen the same pic I saw.
Honestly one of the best tasting types of bananas though
I have no frame of reference! I need an unweird banana for scale!
There are over 1000 type of banana's outside of what we in the US know as "A Banana" (which is a Cavendish variety).
With the popularity of lesser known and hybrid Apples and now Oranges, I'm excited to see if we start seeing more types of Banana's eventually in our markets at some point.
That's how they grow naturally. And also, they are filled with seeds.
This is closer to what bananas looked like before they were bred into the long curve shape we commonly see today
I don't think i can fit that one up my ass.
Your body achieves what your mind believes
My mind believes but my body thinks i need more car grease.
But you gotta do what you gotta do, to insert this dildo of dreams
Are you guys writing a poem?
Pro tip: Try mayo instead!
WTF is car grease? That's not even a thing.
You know, the black stuff from the exhaust and under the car.
No, that’s the spent blinker fluid
That's your problem...you're thinking too hard. Just. Do. It.
Believe in something even if it means getting prolapsed
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Mr. Slave would be disappointed in you.
Not with that attitude.
Use lube. And if that doesn't work, use more lube.
And you better hope it doesn't tear up your rectum.
Thanks for the advice, dr. Rectum.
Would you rather live your life like the coward you are, or will you stand up for once and die a brave death? The choice is yours.
Cowards die many times.
Not with that attitude you can't!
That's thing's like the size of two pop cans
With twice the flavor
I pity you.
Not with that attitude
That's not really cursed imo
DUMMY T H I C C
But, Most Importantly
It looks like a cancerous ballsacc
Well I was expecting that last line to be something about “snacc” so I was very surprised.
It is a fortified S N A C C
Casting Time: 1 bonus action
Components: V, S, M* (a pinch of crumbs, a sandwich crust or other food scrap)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute.
You summon a tiny beast within range of a food based likeness that you imagine. It has 10 hit points, AC 14, and a movement speed of 15ft.
On subsequent turns you may use a bonus action to maintain concentration on your Snac and give it simple commands, such as "protecc" or "attac." Your Snac can then move its speed and make one attack with a maximum range of 10ft, +1 to hit, and deals 1d4+1 bludgeoning damage on a success.
When eaten, the snack heals 1hp to that creature. This hit point can only be gained once in a 24 hour period per creature, even if multiple Snacs are conjured and eaten. You can direct your Snac to place itself in a creatures mouth to be consumed and provide 1hp, so long as that creature has not yet eaten a Snac.
If your concentration is broken or the Snac is ever farther than 60ft from you, the spell ends and your Snac is lost.
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Colonel i'm trying to sell bananas but they're dummy thicc and people keep trying to shove them up their asses
I was looking for this comment
WHAT'S A PLANTAIN?
Weirdly appropriate, as these bananas are often used as offerings in our prayers
This one is good for like ten prayers.
Hey can we get a banana for reference so we know how chonky this banana really is?
E: forgot the word 'is'.
Tunnel vision. I like it.
Why did you beat me to this? I *had* this one, it was MINE!
Do you even know the excitement I held as I opened the post, my fingers poised to tippytap an amazing BfS joke? Goddamn and curse you!
I volunteer as tribute
Let the banana games begin!
Chod ke rakh diya bhai
Kohli approves this comment
Gaand me daal kele ko
Chocolate S N A C C
Have you ever had a chocolate covered banana?
The father was a papaya.
Lord Papaya, first of his name, King of the Papayas
Anyone else noticing how clever almost every one of OP’s comments are? Lol
Why, thank you good sir, it's bananas how kind you are 💡
I've seen it multiple times where the OP's comments are downvoted to hell.
But never this.
The guy she tells you not to worry about.
Looks like Bert has testicular cancer.
One banana's cancer is another man's dinner
Oh lawd he peeling
Looks like my cock after 3 days of beating off while high on meth.
P O T A S S I U M
Edit: FFS these downvotes. Nobody gets my chemistry pun I guess.
I got it <3
Putting the K in S N A C K
OH LAWD HE GROWIN
It looks like the wiener of that guy that lets other guys stick their wieners in his.
wait, is that really a thing? I'm sorry but my curiosity won't let me not find out
It is totally a thing.
ah, seems like docking? I was thinking of the urethra, not just foreskin.
Thats one hell of a U N I T
Redefining the unit of measurement
I miss when this sub was about all kinds of huge things, not just fat animals.
Oh wait, it's a banana. 🍌
I’ve seen willies like that.... not pleasant or enjoyable and the owners hated them
Girth > Length tho ayy
Length, smength, it was not pleasant and they were crippled with anxiety about them - I’d rather have a tasty chipolata than a bulging bratwurst
Well, the sausage comes in all shapes and sizes, and each is the key to a particular lock
That’s true, I’m sorry, didn’t mean to disparage, but so many men are anxious about not having a monster dick and it’s really not that important
Small, large, big or small
Dicks in vaginas = pleasure for all
You're beautiful :)
That's a bananananana
Needs banana for scale.
Yellow fatty beans.
Man, this banana spent too much time at his grandma’s tree.
is this prostate cancer?
Is this fantasy?
It's my fetish.
No escape from reality
Reminds me of The Blob NSFW
Just regular silicon? Why? Also, I very much thought you were going to link this The Blob SFW
That’s what we call a chode.
But... But... What will we use for scale?
For whatever reason, that one song popped into my head; I like oat, oat, oat, Opals and bononos
Eat, eat, eat, eeples and beneenees
Looks like a banana pancake to me.
Perfect for making everything look tiny!
Especially my dick
I thought it was a mango
Father Nature's chode
All of those bananas look wrong.
What a girth daddy
This entire comment section is solid gold.
With banana for scale
I see your banana and i raise you these
T H I C C
I bet it's full of spiders 😏😏
I used all ze fuell on ze pork chops lazt night :(
^ GUESS WE DEAD ^
The Elder Nay-Nay
You vs. her ex boyfriend
You vs. Mr. Two Coke Cans
Are we sure that isn't a plantain ?
That’s huge I haven’t seen this before🙄
when a banana for scale just isn't
I want see what peeling it look like. Looks good.
I want to know how the look inside
I bet is Black inside...
This is why I come to reddit
I think that banana has an impaction. Better go to the ‘nana doctor and consume more fiber :p
Yeah those are chodes.
God damn I hate the word "chonk" and "chonker"
A special species of banana also known as Menvu in Uganda. They are really nice.
Mango: "Day 27. The bananas still accept me as one of their own."
That unit is smuggling 10 thousand tarantulas inside of it!
I'ts the OMEGALUL version of a banana.
This is now the banana for scale of this sub.
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
That's a banono
It looks like one of those penis enhancer advertisements on pornhub.
You vs the guy she tells not to worry about
Me vs the guy she tells me not to worry about
I like ‘m big, I like ‘m chunky...
You vs the fruit she tells you not to worry about
This are how they grow naturally in florida. Short, fat and WAY sweeter.
Every runners dream
I can tell that’s the dominant banana.
B A N O N
r/seaofthieves and r/breath_of_the_wild would like to know your location
Someone make a porn meme out of this. Just photoshop BRAZZERS on it at least.
That there is a bonona
We need another banana for scale
Banan an' a half
Needs pisang for scale!
That's not a banana. That's a table tennis racket.
That's no banana... it's a space station.
'its nawt a tumour'
One day, I want to try bananas other than the normal ones you can get in a normal grocery store.
Probably multiple in there right???
Is this the new scale standard? Or is this just metric?
In bananawe at the size of this absolute unit
Can we get a banana for scale
Are those Gros Michels?
You VS the banana she says not to worry about
W I D E B O Y E
T H I C C B O Y O
Hey OP. I believe u/startedoveragain had some questions for you
Lol... I have less questions this time.
Oh baby its a triple
T R I P L E K I L L
What if your dick was like this?
that's a weird ass nana
Nice try watermelon. Get back in your box
one of these things is not like the other
That's a plantain plantonne
Is the big guy that wide all the way around, or is it more of an oval? Could be an instance of fasciation, which can make plants abnormally thicc.
Most relevant post here in like four months
Oh lawd he growin
Ft. Banana Chubs
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Tally me banana
The tiny units next it tho
Read this as choker at first. Real weird minute
Dodo do do banana chode
This just just cruel. Bananas arent supposed to be this fat stop over feeding your poor banana and feed it to your fat ass fucking dog you monster.
Reminds me of that guy who filled his Johnson full of silicon injections until it turned into an amorphous blob.
Thats a big pp
Potassium pocket m8
Lookin like grenades with a banana camo on
I never thought I’d need a spoon to eat a banana.
Oh damn they thicc
Oh LAWD he potassium
in awe of the absolute volume of potassium in this lad
R A D I O A C T I V E S N A C C
Potassium has a radioactive isotope, so all bananas are mildly radioactive
thanks Captain know-it-all. though i already know that.
I'm sorry I'm just having a bad day
It's always darqqest before the dawn :)
That’s a damn lemon.
That scale is off