Chonker of a banana
22796 upvotes
334 comments
quackingrobot
5 days ago
Chonker of a banana
tom-t-hall
1197
5 days ago

The weirdest looking bananas I’ve ever seen.

quackingrobot
612
5 days ago

You get these in my native country.. They're pretty good! Sweet :l

essdoubleU
178
5 days ago

I really want to try them. I wonder if there is a way to get some here in America.

NoviceRobes
120
5 days ago

Asain grocery store?

essdoubleU
75
5 days ago

I live in the Portland area, I've seen Asian convenience stores but definitely not grocery stores. With that said if I see these I'm buying them immediately

NoviceRobes
40
5 days ago

The only one in Portland I know of is uwajimaya. Google search it and you'll find a few I'm sure. I know Vietnamese stores carry these bananas.

quackingrobot
34
5 days ago

So would any Indian or Sri Lankan stores, I daresay

shawarma_law
28
5 days ago

With that last word in your comment, you became the rich old lady with a pearl necklace and upper class English accent I always knew you could be.

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

🎩
🧐

OskEngineer
15
5 days ago
wmaxwell
12
5 days ago

I was gonna say. There’s no way that Portland doesn’t have an Asian grocery store. I mean we have like 4 or 5 good ones in Memphis fucking Tennessee.

BlueBird518
1
5 days ago

Same here in Indianapolis, so I'd be shocked if Portland did not have any

NurseNiki
3
5 days ago

There is fubon on 82nd and I think there putting a new one in where zupans used to be and also one in like Beaverton.

Captiv8
3
5 days ago

Also getting a Shun Fat Supermarket on Foster and 82nd where Freddie's used to be

JFeisty
2
5 days ago

H Mart (Korean for anyone who doesn't know) went into the Zupan's space on Belmont.

tanukisuit
4
5 days ago
tryngagear
2
5 days ago

Dude we have like 5. Hong phat, Oriental market, a few more

cooldude581
-3
5 days ago

...

I to wish I had a big dick and was cool.

invalid_litter_dpt
1
5 days ago

We have several Asian grocery stores in Missouri of all places

LifeIsADistraction
1
5 days ago

Fubon market. The new H mart on belmount

herkyjerkyperky
1
5 days ago

Fubonn on 82nd, Uwajimaya on Beaverton Hillsdalr and some Asian grocery store by Beaverton Transit Center come immediately to mind.

mercerhackett
1
5 days ago

Hong phat

TOV_VOT
9
5 days ago

“Can I have one of them THICC bananas”

cobrakaistrikefree
1
5 days ago

small bananas>>>>>>

NegativeSoftware6
0
5 days ago

I would absolutely avoid a banana that size from an Asian grocery store.

Mars_rocket
1
5 days ago

Go to a native country store.

Homey_D_Clown
1
5 days ago

They are called apple bananas usually.

RaymondLuxuryYacht
1
5 days ago

They sell them at foofy grocery stores

crimsonarm
1
5 days ago

Look up Miami Fruit. I ordered Big Mikes from them and it was awesome. They have all sorts of bananas.

HusbandAndWifi
1
5 days ago

Move to Hawaii!

allforus0811
1
5 days ago

My QFC has them, any Kroger family stores around?

lukas242526
1
5 days ago

President Eisenhower solved that problem by installing an dictatorship in Guatemala because a fruit company told him to do so.

trombones_for_legs
8
5 days ago

What type of long yellow thing is this? And what country?

quackingrobot
53
5 days ago
Legeto
9
5 days ago

Ahh yes I think I’ve heard of a this fruit before. I believe it’s pronounced Ban-aye-nuh

Meatchris
3
5 days ago

Close, it's actually "bar-nay-nay"

Legeto
1
5 days ago

Ahhh the r is like a silent letter... except it’s not even in the word... a sneaky letter?

ImNotGoodWithNames_1
6
5 days ago

You can get those on Mexico too, I would eat them alot when I was a kid. They are so tasty

Iammadeoflove
1
5 days ago

I know right, they’re so much sweeter than American bananas. They taste dry and bland.

Honestly produce in America is terrible unless it’s in season from a local market

YungKob
2
5 days ago

Or it can be amazing if you live in the right areas and/or are willing to spend more money to go to niche grocery store or farmers markets.

tanukisuit
1
5 days ago

I am buying a house in the Tacoma, WA area that has peach trees, plum trees, and a fig tree. I am so excited.

ChipStarfield
2
5 days ago

Gros Michel???

bubblesfix
1
5 days ago

Nope, those are longer than these, almost like a straight cavendish.

Looks like it could be Poovan bananas.

Toombah
1
5 days ago

Which country?

PunchMate
1
5 days ago

Canarias?

emilio546
1
5 days ago

In Ecuador they are called “oritos”

Gehhhh
1
5 days ago

What country has pregnant penisfruits?

Madmans_Endeavor
12
5 days ago

There are a fuck-ton of banana cultivars out there. The US only really has 1 or 2 in supermarkets cause they're the ones that ship well.

Countries with the highest banana diversity (places like India/South East Asia) also have some of the highest production, but almost all of it is consumed locally.

HunterForce
12
5 days ago

The common ones you see in the US are actually considered to be the worst tasting by many, but they are the only ones that can be easily shipped without getting destroyed. If you travel to other countries and try other variety of bananas you will be amazed at the difference!

Ap0l0geticAppl3
9
5 days ago

I'm no doctor, but if that persists for more than four hours you should probably schedule a check-up.

BTLstargalactibeets
6
5 days ago

Not a doctor.

Shh.

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

Unexpected r/brooklynninenine

[deleted]
6
5 days ago

[deleted]

quackingrobot
47
5 days ago

I've seen a wild banana. Full of seeds

ItsaMeLev
16
5 days ago

Capable of changing its DNA in the face of disease.

quackingrobot
15
5 days ago

Yellow envelopes of goodness, swinging in the breeze

Kass7623
11
5 days ago

The sweet banana flavor will bring you to your knees

RichBefore_30
3
5 days ago

I will put on a banana hammock and give you a sexy strip tease

Hartyy
5
5 days ago

I'd rather you kept your clothes on if you please

cavemanrogers
4
5 days ago

This comment.needs more visibility. Panama disease is likely to wipe out Cavendish and Williams bananas in the next 20 years.

ItsaMeLev
1
5 days ago

The way things are done is completely short sighted.

If tomorrow all bananas had seeds, and had a label explaining the importance of said seeds, I doubt anybody would complain. Cloning should be done in a lab, not on mass scale.

NanoRaptoro
0
5 days ago

But generally "cloned" for commercial varietals (grown from potions of existing trees). They are seedless and therefore sterile. And in the case of the Cavendish (~95% of the world market), not able to change fast enough in the face of fungal attack. The prediction is that this varietal will survive for several decades at the most.

plipyplop
1
5 days ago

Me too! They weren't nearly as sweet, the white string was super bitter, and the seeds were extremely hard. Very fun foraging find though.

SurfSlut
8
5 days ago

It's not a plantain?

EternalPhi
9
5 days ago

It's a gros michel banana. They were the common variety before a fungal outbreak nearly wiped them from existence. Banana farmers switched to the Cavendish cultivar which is what everyone thinks of as a banana now. The artificial banana flavour that you're certain tastes nothing like bananas is actually based on this cultivar.

TheWorstTroll
12
5 days ago

No it isn't. Gros michel look nothing like those.

moviegirl1999_
22
5 days ago

Two very divided opinions. Banana split.

comparmentaliser
1
5 days ago

They’re more like Ladies Fingers

Commodore_Vanderbilt
6
5 days ago

Those are baby bananas. I think they are cavendish variety, just smaller than the regular variety. That chonker is an anomolly obviously.

http://www.dole.com/products/baby-bananas

theMailboxAssassin
3
5 days ago

This is the correct answer.

Source: Sell bananas for a living

EternalPhi
0
5 days ago

These look like gros michel bananas.

TheWorstTroll
3
5 days ago

No they don't. Gros michel are much larger.

theMailboxAssassin
1
5 days ago

It's possible, definetly not an expert on varietal differences. I mostly only handle cavendish bananas with some exceptions. With that said we do handle bananas that show a striking resemblance to the ones shown in the picture and there alway marketed as baby bananas by companies like Chiquita, Dole, etc.

agree-with-you
1
5 days ago

I agree, this does seem possible.

JuniorZ
1
5 days ago

These look Thai bananas, not baby bananas.

Phukinel
3
5 days ago

Give 'em a break. It's just cold in there, I swear!

BetaThetaPirate
2
5 days ago

You must have seen the same pic I saw.

nupsea-
2
5 days ago

Honestly one of the best tasting types of bananas though

ionlyhavetwolegs
2
5 days ago

I have no frame of reference! I need an unweird banana for scale!

ticklefists
1
5 days ago

-.- ..Fukushima...

Ultenth
1
5 days ago

There are over 1000 type of banana's outside of what we in the US know as "A Banana" (which is a Cavendish variety).

With the popularity of lesser known and hybrid Apples and now Oranges, I'm excited to see if we start seeing more types of Banana's eventually in our markets at some point.

JB_Big_Bear
1
5 days ago

That's how they grow naturally. And also, they are filled with seeds.

LakeofFire
0
5 days ago

This is closer to what bananas looked like before they were bred into the long curve shape we commonly see today

FlytoX1337
517
5 days ago

I don't think i can fit that one up my ass.

quackingrobot
640
5 days ago

Your body achieves what your mind believes

FlytoX1337
175
5 days ago

My mind believes but my body thinks i need more car grease.

quackingrobot
128
5 days ago

But you gotta do what you gotta do, to insert this dildo of dreams

elcolerico
77
5 days ago

Are you guys writing a poem?

quackingrobot
50
5 days ago

Hah goteeem

FlytoX1337
19
5 days ago

Amen

quackingrobot
0
5 days ago

GG EZ

mschultz158
1
5 days ago

Pro tip: Try mayo instead!

SurfSlut
-3
5 days ago

WTF is car grease? That's not even a thing.

FlytoX1337
2
5 days ago

You know, the black stuff from the exhaust and under the car.

TooTiredToBrain
2
5 days ago

No, that’s the spent blinker fluid

heavymetalsculpture
20
5 days ago

That's your problem...you're thinking too hard. Just. Do. It.

FlytoX1337
14
5 days ago

Believe in something even if it means getting prolapsed

poleywog
4
5 days ago

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

bilabrin
7
5 days ago

Mr. Slave would be disappointed in you.

ailyara
4
5 days ago

Not with that attitude.

JoyFerret
3
5 days ago

Use lube. And if that doesn't work, use more lube. And you better hope it doesn't tear up your rectum.

FlytoX1337
1
5 days ago

Thanks for the advice, dr. Rectum.

Esam64
2
5 days ago

Would you rather live your life like the coward you are, or will you stand up for once and die a brave death? The choice is yours.

FlytoX1337
1
5 days ago

Cowards die many times.

DontPeeInTheWater
1
5 days ago

Not with that attitude you can't!

TheLustyLechuga
1
5 days ago

That's thing's like the size of two pop cans

FlytoX1337
1
5 days ago

With twice the flavor

TheSilentFire
1
5 days ago

I pity you.

A_name_most_suitable
1
5 days ago

Not with that attitude

LittleEyedChink
-5
5 days ago
PhD_in_retardation
6
5 days ago

That's not really cursed imo

Bowlffalo_Soulja
171
5 days ago

DUMMY T H I C C

quackingrobot
182
5 days ago

It protecc

It attacc

But, Most Importantly

It looks like a cancerous ballsacc

SilNoHoo
30
5 days ago

Well I was expecting that last line to be something about “snacc” so I was very surprised.

quackingrobot
52
5 days ago

It protecc

It attac

But, Most Importantly

It is a fortified S N A C C

Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin
10
5 days ago

Another!

A5espellforthat
5
5 days ago

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5 days ago

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a935member
6
5 days ago

ballsnacc

Swedneck
10
5 days ago

Colonel i'm trying to sell bananas but they're dummy thicc and people keep trying to shove them up their asses

frenchfrypie
2
5 days ago

I was looking for this comment

Ballatoilet
71
5 days ago

M'NANA

Paincoast89
5
5 days ago

Underrated comment

pakko12
0
5 days ago

Overrated comment

bolunez
1
5 days ago

Bananana

Rikogen
1
5 days ago

WHAT'S A PLANTAIN?

BGWA
60
5 days ago

Holy CHONK

quackingrobot
62
5 days ago

Weirdly appropriate, as these bananas are often used as offerings in our prayers

borismuller
1
5 days ago

This one is good for like ten prayers.

hankmoody_irl
60
5 days ago

Hey can we get a banana for reference so we know how chonky this banana really is?

E: forgot the word 'is'.

quackingrobot
25
5 days ago

Tunnel vision. I like it.

Rinopotamus
11
5 days ago
BadolatoJess
0
5 days ago

Why did you beat me to this? I *had* this one, it was MINE!

Do you even know the excitement I held as I opened the post, my fingers poised to tippytap an amazing BfS joke? Goddamn and curse you!

mustbethebanana
6
5 days ago

I volunteer as tribute

FasterThanJack
1
5 days ago

Let the banana games begin!

unfortunate_jargon
38
5 days ago

Chodenana

quackingrobot
11
5 days ago

Chod ke rakh diya bhai

roy99999
7
5 days ago

Kohli approves this comment

quackingrobot
6
5 days ago

Bhak Bhosidake

tanstaafl_why
1
5 days ago

Gaand me daal kele ko

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

Chocolate S N A C C

chocolate_chode
1
5 days ago

Have you ever had a chocolate covered banana?

Spiralyst
25
5 days ago

The father was a papaya.

quackingrobot
13
5 days ago

Lord Papaya, first of his name, King of the Papayas

italianorose
30
5 days ago

Anyone else noticing how clever almost every one of OP’s comments are? Lol

quackingrobot
24
5 days ago

Why, thank you good sir, it's bananas how kind you are 💡

TheEnglistani
5
5 days ago

I've seen it multiple times where the OP's comments are downvoted to hell.

But never this.

CrilleMega
12
5 days ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about.

quackingrobot
5
5 days ago
Hindi_Anna_Jones
10
5 days ago

Looks like Bert has testicular cancer.

quackingrobot
20
5 days ago

One banana's cancer is another man's dinner

ISO_3103_
6
5 days ago

B

O

N

O

N

N

A

Down2OrAFK
3
5 days ago

Oh lawd he peeling

CsMaynard
6
5 days ago

BONONO**

G0dsRoid
5
5 days ago

Looks like my cock after 3 days of beating off while high on meth.

puppr
5
5 days ago

P O T A S S I U M

PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ
8
5 days ago

K

Edit: FFS these downvotes. Nobody gets my chemistry pun I guess.

puppr
3
5 days ago

I got it <3

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

Putting the K in S N A C K

FloofyCatPancakes
4
5 days ago

OH LAWD HE GROWIN

Barrett1993
5
5 days ago

It looks like the wiener of that guy that lets other guys stick their wieners in his.

quackingrobot
3
5 days ago
buttsareneat
1
5 days ago

wait, is that really a thing? I'm sorry but my curiosity won't let me not find out

buttsareneat
1
5 days ago

ah, seems like docking? I was thinking of the urethra, not just foreskin.

Kurt_the_Introvert
4
5 days ago

Thats one hell of a U N I T

quackingrobot
5
5 days ago

Redefining the unit of measurement

DannyD4rko
4
5 days ago

I miss when this sub was about all kinds of huge things, not just fat animals.

quackingrobot
5
5 days ago

You mean

DEEZ NUTS

Oh wait, it's a banana. 🍌

chapula_manthing
3
5 days ago

The chode

NotKarenYaEejit
2
5 days ago

I’ve seen willies like that.... not pleasant or enjoyable and the owners hated them

quackingrobot
15
5 days ago

Girth > Length tho ayy

NotKarenYaEejit
6
5 days ago

Length, smength, it was not pleasant and they were crippled with anxiety about them - I’d rather have a tasty chipolata than a bulging bratwurst

quackingrobot
12
5 days ago

Well, the sausage comes in all shapes and sizes, and each is the key to a particular lock

NotKarenYaEejit
4
5 days ago

That’s true, I’m sorry, didn’t mean to disparage, but so many men are anxious about not having a monster dick and it’s really not that important

quackingrobot
11
5 days ago

Small, large, big or small

Dicks in vaginas = pleasure for all

NotKarenYaEejit
5
5 days ago

Beautiful :)

quackingrobot
6
5 days ago

You're beautiful :)

NotKarenYaEejit
6
5 days ago

Goddamnit ;)

girl_incognito
2
5 days ago

That's a bananananana

quackingrobot
3
5 days ago

Hahahaha

Banananananananana Nanananana

BATMAN!

MonicaBregna
2
5 days ago

Needs banana for scale.

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

🍌

MonicaBregna
1
5 days ago

Perfect.

k987654321
2
5 days ago

Yellow fatty beans.

nevillelevel
2
5 days ago

Bachonkachonk

Rexarrian
2
5 days ago

Man, this banana spent too much time at his grandma’s tree.

Speedracer98
2
5 days ago

is this prostate cancer?

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

Is this fantasy?

Speedracer98
1
5 days ago

It's my fetish.

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

No escape from reality

frenchkriss
2
5 days ago

Reminds me of The Blob NSFW

fruitfiction
2
5 days ago

Just regular silicon? Why? Also, I very much thought you were going to link this The Blob SFW

CharlieApples
2
5 days ago

BONANAR

WolfStudios1996
2
5 days ago

That’s what we call a chode.

MrGumburcules
2
5 days ago

But... But... What will we use for scale?

-EmperorNero-
2
5 days ago

For whatever reason, that one song popped into my head; I like oat, oat, oat, Opals and bononos

taeg1
2
5 days ago

Eat, eat, eat, eeples and beneenees

Pprchase
2
5 days ago

Looks like a banana pancake to me.

dohhomer9
2
5 days ago

Chonknana?

Startlesharts
2
5 days ago

Choad

_Lewd__
1
5 days ago

Nice

kabow94
1
5 days ago

Perfect for making everything look tiny!

quackingrobot
3
5 days ago

Especially my dick

steeeve11
1
5 days ago

I thought it was a mango

McToaster99
1
5 days ago

penis sizes

digitalk_jr
1
5 days ago
digitalk_jr
1
5 days ago
NastyButClassy69
1
5 days ago

Diphallia.

Fabiocean
1
5 days ago

Bonona

hattedamen123
1
5 days ago

BBBBBBBBBBBAN

sonoftathrowaway
1
5 days ago

Big Banungus.

chicagomatty
1
5 days ago

Father Nature's chode

Kazner
1
5 days ago

All of those bananas look wrong.

BluntTruthGentleman
1
5 days ago

What a girth daddy

Knort27
1
5 days ago

This entire comment section is solid gold.

BradGatov
1
5 days ago

With banana for scale

Br0nichiwa
1
5 days ago

..d....Docking?

ZeroDonutTolerance
1
5 days ago

I see your banana and i raise you these

Blackbird907
1
5 days ago

Girthy

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

T H I C C

Ultra1031
1
5 days ago

I bet it's full of spiders 😏😏

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

Hans!

GET ZE FLAMENNWERFER

Ultra1031
1
5 days ago

I used all ze fuell on ze pork chops lazt night :(

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

Goddamit Hans

You had ONE JOB

^ GUESS WE DEAD ^

rawgarlic3000
1
5 days ago

Chode

battlehamster420
1
5 days ago

Chonk banon

Tumblrrito
1
5 days ago

The Elder Nay-Nay

MrCanoe
1
5 days ago

You vs. her ex boyfriend

KrunchanMunch
1
5 days ago

Bonono

Dr_Nobody_
1
5 days ago

You vs. Mr. Two Coke Cans

rizdalegend
1
5 days ago

Are we sure that isn't a plantain ?

aalish_aalish
1
5 days ago

That’s huge I haven’t seen this before🙄

TehShew
1
5 days ago

Bonono

Pedro_North
1
5 days ago

when a banana for scale just isn't

Charzoid91
1
5 days ago

I want see what peeling it look like. Looks good.

CocalarPrajitCuBMW
1
5 days ago

I want to know how the look inside

poshdiggs
1
5 days ago

Manzanos?

gulecitron
1
5 days ago

I bet is Black inside...

PM_Your_Heckin_Chonk
1
5 days ago

This is why I come to reddit

Jessception
1
5 days ago

I think that banana has an impaction. Better go to the ‘nana doctor and consume more fiber :p

atchoe
1
5 days ago

Yeah those are chodes.

Jorgwalther
1
5 days ago

God damn I hate the word "chonk" and "chonker"

silviuriver
1
5 days ago

A special species of banana also known as Menvu in Uganda. They are really nice.

FlingFlamBlam
1
5 days ago

Mango: "Day 27. The bananas still accept me as one of their own."

Boardgame_Beardyman
1
5 days ago

That unit is smuggling 10 thousand tarantulas inside of it!

swiftpwns
1
5 days ago

I'ts the OMEGALUL version of a banana.

Hospital_Property
1
5 days ago

Choad

EmergencyExitSandman
1
5 days ago

Bonana

WaterWave46
1
5 days ago

This is now the banana for scale of this sub.

cendrounet
1
5 days ago

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

tweek94
1
5 days ago

That's a banono

MotherTucker93
1
5 days ago

It looks like one of those penis enhancer advertisements on pornhub.

MilkManMikey
1
5 days ago

Club banana

Lietuvis9
1
5 days ago

You vs the guy she tells not to worry about

GrandMasterDiglett
1
5 days ago

Me vs the guy she tells me not to worry about

xXMrRocketeerXx
1
5 days ago

I like ‘m big, I like ‘m chunky...

SweaterZach
1
5 days ago

You vs the fruit she tells you not to worry about

MungTao
1
5 days ago

This are how they grow naturally in florida. Short, fat and WAY sweeter.

VividVixe
1
5 days ago

Banabolics!

stingraysrightsact
1
5 days ago

Every runners dream

A_Can_Of_Chili
1
5 days ago

banaNONK

eunbinimoonie
1
5 days ago

I can tell that’s the dominant banana.

miehdron
1
5 days ago

B A N O N

Needsabettertag
1
5 days ago

r/seaofthieves and r/breath_of_the_wild would like to know your location

Homey_D_Clown
1
5 days ago

Someone make a porn meme out of this. Just photoshop BRAZZERS on it at least.

pixelTirpitz
1
5 days ago

That there is a bonona

StarFred_REDDIT
1
5 days ago

We need another banana for scale

abuseandobtuse
1
5 days ago

Banan an' a half

Gnupfo
1
5 days ago

Bananos

WhackyMeteorologist
1
5 days ago

Needs pisang for scale!

trumpcannotread
1
5 days ago

That's not a banana. That's a table tennis racket.

askmeaboutOLASJC
1
5 days ago

Absolute banana

Im_your_friend_buddy
1
5 days ago

That's no banana... it's a space station.

monobrowj
1
5 days ago

'its nawt a tumour'

mustbethebanana
1
5 days ago

T H I C C

someguy7734206
1
5 days ago

One day, I want to try bananas other than the normal ones you can get in a normal grocery store.

YouOrALovedOne
1
5 days ago

Probably multiple in there right???

catsloveart
1
5 days ago

Is this the new scale standard? Or is this just metric?

moviegirl1999_
1
5 days ago

In bananawe at the size of this absolute unit

professorpunk
1
5 days ago

BONONA

YoItsBrandie
1
5 days ago

Can we get a banana for scale

toastyengineerz
1
5 days ago

Are those Gros Michels?

proletariatnumber23
1
5 days ago

You VS the banana she says not to worry about

PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ
1
5 days ago

W I D E B O Y E

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

T H I C C B O Y O

blathernatter
1
5 days ago

chode

gigitygigitygoo
1
5 days ago

Hey OP. I believe u/startedoveragain had some questions for you

startedoveragain
1
5 days ago

Lol... I have less questions this time.

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

Hello there

Talmidim
1
5 days ago

POTASSIUMMMM

nemomnemosyne
1
5 days ago

BONONO

That_Blaxican_Guy
1
5 days ago

Oh baby its a triple

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

T R I P L E K I L L

Lucifuture
1
5 days ago

What if your dick was like this?

drds2k
1
5 days ago

that's a weird ass nana

fruitfiction
1
5 days ago

Mangonana

laohei6
1
5 days ago

Nice try watermelon. Get back in your box

detroit-dave
1
5 days ago

one of these things is not like the other

ILikeVancouver
1
5 days ago

That's a plantain plantonne

WantonNoodleSoup
1
5 days ago

Is the big guy that wide all the way around, or is it more of an oval? Could be an instance of fasciation, which can make plants abnormally thicc.

callmesnake13
1
5 days ago

Most relevant post here in like four months

Nultad
1
5 days ago

Oh lawd he growin

StardustJojo13
1
5 days ago

Chongus banana

Ft. Banana Chubs

Wikinnes
1
5 days ago

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

splooshblorp
1
5 days ago

Tally me banana

Trowawaycausebanned4
1
5 days ago

Plantain?

TypeOpostive
1
5 days ago

The tiny units next it tho

bloodysunshines
1
5 days ago

Read this as choker at first. Real weird minute

semifragile
1
5 days ago

potassium intensifies

jdro120
1
5 days ago

Dodo do do banana chode

Quizzelbuck
1
5 days ago

This just just cruel. Bananas arent supposed to be this fat stop over feeding your poor banana and feed it to your fat ass fucking dog you monster.

stack_babber
1
5 days ago

Reminds me of that guy who filled his Johnson full of silicon injections until it turned into an amorphous blob.

gitchies
1
5 days ago

Potassium boi.

DankkPesticides
1
5 days ago

Thats a big pp

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

Potassium pocket m8

SpamShot5
1
5 days ago

Lookin like grenades with a banana camo on

borismuller
1
5 days ago

I never thought I’d need a spoon to eat a banana.

Multi-Banana
1
5 days ago

Oh damn they thicc

KingOvHell
1
5 days ago

Oh LAWD he potassium

Sugargaming24
1
5 days ago

Mango

iDarqq
1
5 days ago

in awe of the absolute volume of potassium in this lad

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

R A D I O A C T I V E S N A C C

Potassium has a radioactive isotope, so all bananas are mildly radioactive

iDarqq
1
5 days ago

thanks Captain know-it-all. though i already know that.

quackingrobot
1
5 days ago

:(

iDarqq
1
5 days ago

I'm sorry I'm just having a bad day

quackingrobot
2
5 days ago

It's always darqqest before the dawn :)

iDarqq
1
5 days ago

nice

wazagaduu
1
5 days ago
karl_marxs_cat
1
5 days ago

That’s a damn lemon.

Graphic_Materialz
1
5 days ago

That scale is off

ScotchtapeCabbage
1
5 days ago

P O T A S S I U M