Cars in Russia
17596 upvotes
291 comments
RealMayer
1 week ago
Cars in Russia
AR-15-AssaultRifle
1386
1 week ago

Its a Tsar

istilldontreddit
334
1 week ago

I'll be back later to see your awards

AR-15-AssaultRifle
109
1 week ago

Ok cya

himself_v
57
1 week ago

You missed a k

RCROM
41
1 week ago

cya k

rematar
14
1 week ago

Cyak sounds like it could be the manufacturer name of your new model...

Cubianer
11
1 week ago

well I just read cyka

mada447
5
1 week ago

cyka blyat

Xx_s_n_i_p_e_r_xX
1
1 week ago

Сука бгять

Hooman_Super
-9
1 week ago

It's intentional 😌 no ⛔ swear 🤬 words allowed 🧐

YoungDiscord
15
1 week ago

Ok Captain America

anotherFANCYname
14
1 week ago

Emoji bad

PizzaTimd
11
1 week ago

r/emojipolice you look like a nice guy, so I'll kindly ask to remove the emojis before I call my friends

Hooman_Super
-10
1 week ago

Piss 💦 off 🖕😡

PizzaTimd
2
1 week ago

Alright, say hi to the police

TheEmojiHero
-7
1 week ago

👋👋👋 you wont get hooman 😤😤😤😤🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

PizzaTimd
6
1 week ago

Oh no... You again!

Addy1738
1
1 week ago

Can you guys downvote bait somewhere else

flyingturret208
1
1 week ago

DROP TO THE GROUND, PATHETIC SUPERVILLIAN

justlooking250
4
1 week ago

Fuck

SpiritualCup
2
1 week ago

Nice name

AR-15-AssaultRifle
1
1 week ago

Thanks

AR-15-AssaultRifle
12
1 week ago

Hey Come back i got it

istilldontreddit
7
1 week ago

Knew it great job man

IFreakinLovePi
11
1 week ago

Okay, but it actually looks like the Tsar Tank

ignorantsoul
8
1 week ago

In his cariot

LockyThePilot
9
1 week ago

More like "Tsar of Churka's"

Flandersmcj
3
1 week ago

Hey now, I’m a Rock Tsar

Ketsurui14
2
1 week ago

Take my bloody upvote you madlad

javoss88
1
1 week ago

Tsar Bomba

Spidzior
1
1 week ago

Nah, I think it's a Blyatmobile.

DieselJoey
1
1 week ago

Sure it's cool, but it needs bigger wheels.

e8ghtmileshigh
1
1 week ago

How could you not go with Czar?

alcien100
1
1 week ago

Tsar

rasT

MpSniperM1911
403
1 week ago

How does he enter the car?? Through the roof??

ThatGuyLostInSpace
152
1 week ago

No through the back and sometimes throught the bottom.

Dudephish
148
1 week ago

Only on his birthday.

Alakazamon
24
1 week ago

If he's gay he has a lot of birthdays

Without_censorship
24
1 week ago

Никак, блять.

dedanton
18
1 week ago

Багажник же есть же)))

KarlIvanov
17
1 week ago
m_domino
2
1 week ago

So convenient!

NoWingedHussarsToday
12
1 week ago

With difficulty

javoss88
2
1 week ago

Use more lube

TheCoastalCardician
4
1 week ago

Prison lube.

(Spit mixed with nothing)

MpSniperM1911
1
1 week ago

Fair enough

izzilike
11
1 week ago

Only once. he dies in there

Korbinator2000
5
1 week ago

He was born in there

spanner0jjm
3
1 week ago

more importantly how does he steer?

MpSniperM1911
4
1 week ago

I think he don't steer

random_guy735
176
1 week ago

Can't imagine cops' faces when they will see it approaching.

PeteLangosta
92
1 week ago

Specially on the highway at 120 km h

Grievous_Nix
62
1 week ago

“Tachanka” starts playing in the background

EquivalentCarpenter
16
1 week ago

Female classmate starts crying, because you’re safe?*

Pyotr_WrangeI
3
1 week ago

More likely Lezginka

Mondrial
1
1 week ago

Чем выше горы, тем ниже Приоры!

KralHeroin
7
1 week ago

I can clearly see the doughnut shashlik falling out of the cop's hand, in slow motion.

Xxhuskypancakex
2
1 week ago

You’re patrolling the highway on the day before retirement and you see this breaking the speed limit wyd?

SwissCheese-Fugo
130
1 week ago

The Tsar Tank, now the Tsar Car

dedanton
28
1 week ago

Hach car. Not tsar. Dagestan style)

SwissCheese-Fugo
15
1 week ago

I was referencing the wheels on the Tsar Tank

red_hooves
2
1 week ago

And he was referencing to the minorities who behave just like black ghetto dudes.

axisofweasles
1
1 week ago

Was he, tho?

Pyotr_WrangeI
4
1 week ago

Well he straight up said Hach, so ye, he was.

JMcCabe55
102
1 week ago

Don't show this to the folks in Houston... They'll find a way to one up it.

Buce123
17
1 week ago

You’re thinking Florida, Houston likes the ones that poke out

DonkContest
12
1 week ago

Houston has Donks too

https://yadi.sk/i/O6Kc_VGAUeMDEg

adudeguyman
1
1 week ago

Why not both

moonshiver
3
1 week ago

then you’re skipping right over New Orleans Louisiana

ntxcastro87
17
1 week ago

This was the comment I was looking for 😂😂

SoCaliTex
4
1 week ago

H-TINE HOL’ IT DINE

Taser-Face
1
1 week ago

Rim spokes made from bull horns

freefromfilter
1
1 week ago

Trash in trash out

GrumpyOG
54
1 week ago

That looks rickety as hell for something made in Russia

tommasz
60
1 week ago

Really. Soviet engineering tended towards the overbuilt end of the spectrum. This looks like it could fail at any moment and I wouldn't want to be near it when it did.

angrymamapaws
35
1 week ago

Soviet engineering also often flirted with "so big it doesn't work" more often than it should have. My favourite example is the world's largest telescope: downwind of the Caucasus mountains so the conditions weren't great, made of shit glass and besides all that so freaking large that the mirror would take three days to cool down to ambient temperature for the night.

TheHumanParacite
17
1 week ago

When transistor electronics were still a new thing, Soviet engineers would joke that "Soviet had the best microchips because they are the biggest"

tommasz
3
1 week ago

I have a couple of Soviet film cameras. Unlike the German cameras they copied that discreetly click, they make an extremely loud clunk. Not good for candid photos, which is probably just what the KGB ordered.

Occams_l2azor
3
1 week ago

Also not good for taking any long exposures. Unless there is a mirror lock, which I doubt.

goushiquej
38
1 week ago

This car would have the turning radius of my grandmother’s wheelchair

LachsPerson
28
1 week ago

Cant wheel chairs turn on the spot?

wmccluskey
18
1 week ago

Yep. They can do all sorts of stunts including spinning in place.

toeofcamell
1
1 week ago

Just ask them before you do this

goushiquej
6
1 week ago

But would you do it with your grandma on it?

powpowbaby
9
1 week ago

Fuck yeah!

LachsPerson
2
1 week ago

Why not? You have to if you are in a bus or something.

axisofweasles
1
1 week ago

Da.

KralHeroin
1
1 week ago

In the no nut month of the year? I bet you I would not.

dumnezilla
3
1 week ago

amount of votka is proly the same in both, too

GorbachevUsinReddit
30
1 week ago

The..... Tsar Ridar?

memelord1100
1
1 week ago

Vladdy Long Legs

coolboole
29
1 week ago
az9393
28
1 week ago

Oh this is from my town actually. The guy made it so he could drive turned upside down. There are videos of that its pretty cool.

axisofweasles
4
1 week ago

So maybe link one? All we have is your anecdote.

az9393
25
1 week ago

And my history))

Anyway here is the link

axisofweasles
4
1 week ago

And my axe!

paul_miner
2
1 week ago

For a moment I thought that helicopter had the Adidas stripes on it 😅

This reminds me of Garage 54, they do similarly weird car mods/experiments, but with an English translation voiceover.

m_domino
-1
1 week ago

Why would anyone want to drive upside down?

dezmodium
1
1 week ago

first of all how dare u

darps
17
1 week ago

Now stance it to shit.

zaronius
25
1 week ago

Tsance.

RickyRussish
9
1 week ago

Алабама

CrispyHexagon
4
1 week ago

Ролл Тайд

frupp110
12
1 week ago

Since the circumstance circumference of the tire is much larger than the stock tire, will the odometer be forever inaccurate?

Edit: damn autocorrect

Thunderjamtaco
10
1 week ago

“Circum” yeah! “stance” wait, what?

Kuandtity
6
1 week ago

And what gear do you drive in? That would get going really fast would it not?

xXdeathstar101Xx
4
1 week ago

No, it would get going really slow. Imagine the tires on a car connecting to the ground as a set of gears. When you have large tires such as this, you have to spin the wheel more to complete one revolution, than if you had a smaller wheel.

Kuandtity
5
1 week ago

But it would have a high top speed I'm thinking

xXdeathstar101Xx
3
1 week ago

Just going off my basic physics knowledge, I don't think it would. If it was sturdily built, it would have insane torque, but low speed. Again, gearing ratios. I could be wrong though.

Edit: I was in fact wrong, check /u/ItsTheJoker's comment.

Itsthejoker
11
1 week ago

It's the other way around. Big wheels like this equals low torque, but high rate of speed; you have to put a lot of effort into getting them turning, but if you can get them turning (and it's solidly built) then it covers a lot of ground in one revolution, so it will go faster.

https://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/1028977/how-do-levers-work/

https://www.geogebra.org/m/AxYgWNkH

xXdeathstar101Xx
5
1 week ago

Aye, I was hoping someone would correct me. Thanks sir.

Kuandtity
3
1 week ago

Great discussion folks!

o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
3
1 week ago

Na. They just throw on the mini tires for a few miles to balance it out.

turd_aka_hugetaco
8
1 week ago

UMMMM, how do you open the doors?

Airsoft_Racoon
14
1 week ago

You simply shout at the car «Блядт вы сука!» and it will open a secret compartment underneath for you to squat into.

turd_aka_hugetaco
11
1 week ago

That is the most plausible answer I have not heard yet.

meatloaf_42
9
1 week ago

You made a little mistake, "вы" is too formal to shout at a car, it should be "ты" lol

Yes, I know that there's only one "you" in English, but in Russian, and in some (or maybe many - I'm not an expert) other languages there are different words for "you". For example you would use "ты" while talking to a friend or in some other informal environment, and "вы" would be used in a formal setting or while showing that you respect the person you're talking with (for example, an old person).

Airsoft_Racoon
6
1 week ago

Thank you so much for the clarification because I’m actually learning Russian and little details like this absolutely matter. <3

Sociotrack
1
1 week ago

Вы is also used when talking to a group of people.

Twaifuu
3
1 week ago

Ladder to get through the sun roof

Sykotik
2
1 week ago

You turn the steering wheel to the right.

Legionx37
1
1 week ago

What is this turn you speak of? That'd be some real r/blackmagicfuckery.

turd_aka_hugetaco
1
1 week ago

Thank you, my thought exactly. 146 point turn.

NonrecreationalNap
10
1 week ago

When you get your tax return

austexgal
3
1 week ago

Reminds me of Huge from Battlebots.

VoidOfGray
3
1 week ago

Ahh yes... r/battlebots

CynicTheCritic
2
1 week ago

The structural integrity of that shit is so fucked, if he went anywhere above 10 mph, the whole thing would collapse

This should be on r/sweatypalms

Teelk3007
3
1 week ago

Damn, those 22's? Nope 72's.

mad_king_soup
3
1 week ago

Given the way that was wobbling I imagine it falling apart if he tried to go above 5mph or even turned a corner

Jinshu_Daishi
3
1 week ago

Tsar Tank: Electric Boogaloo

DatBoi91144
2
1 week ago

Instead of 4 wheel drive this thing has 9 wheel drive

xX_MLGCaillou420_Xx
2
1 week ago

That insta plug on the back

dustypandayt
2
1 week ago

Donk has hit another level

axisofweasles
2
1 week ago

Those wheels are unbalanced and wobbly as fuck. Good luck taking that piece of garbage over 2mph.

Theseus-Paradox
2
1 week ago

Looks like he successfully took it to 3mph!

axisofweasles
0
1 week ago

What did it cost him...?

Oh, wait... communism...

What did it cost us, comrade?

Kanaric
2
1 week ago

wow russia up donked a donk

DonkContest
1
1 week ago

Donks are everywhere.

keep-purr
2
1 week ago

DONK

DonkContest
2
1 week ago

This car would win Donk Contest.

ButtsexEurope
2
1 week ago

The mega donk.

MyIQIsBeyondYours
2
1 week ago

Moscow to Warsaw in 1 tank

jmoda
2
1 week ago

I wanna see the pedals floored.

Big-toe-
2
1 week ago

The faithful lada, 1912 edition

Glooockqe
1
1 week ago

Pulling up to my homies block with this

[deleted]
1
1 week ago

[deleted]

dumnezilla
1
1 week ago

nvm the road, what about the car?

D2lan2121
1
1 week ago

The Tsar tank is finally here

ConfidentIssue0
1
1 week ago

Must be Russia, in the bathroom?”

madezra
1
1 week ago

Wonder what gearing they're running....

ISTYDTC
1
1 week ago

Just when I thought the stupid wheel thing has reached its limit, I get proved wrong.

2FeetOffTheGround
1
1 week ago

As this awesome spectacle progresses, The Foo Fighters' "There Goes My Hero" plays in the background.

tiberius-skywalker
1
1 week ago

czar tank

czar tank

GatitosBonitos
1
1 week ago

Yo that's a fucking Lotus Carlton

DAN4O4NAD
1
1 week ago

That's a Lada Priora

GatitosBonitos
1
1 week ago

Awe okay, I was really hoping it was a Carlton.

DoritoDom
1
1 week ago

Where do I buy?

skullkandyable
1
1 week ago

Krasnodar representin'

sesameball
1
1 week ago

ok so my question is...i see all these videos of stupid things.

i assume not all in russia, but maybe a lot

are there no police in russia or do they just not care?

ConfidentIssue0
1
1 week ago

Russia’s a skeleton!

sprokitt66
1
1 week ago

This is why I don't use Uber

Gritch
1
1 week ago

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this in certain neighborhoods yet.

TheMoistOneIsHere
1
1 week ago

How the fuck does he even get in?

Aladen_ofthe_Apes
1
1 week ago

How to get out 🤔

OnyxDieENDE
1
1 week ago

If you can do it should DEFINITELY do it.

Richardkennedy
1
1 week ago

Once you're in, you can't get out.

TheQuaintestTaint
1
1 week ago

How does he open the doors to get in and out?

sgtskywalk
1
1 week ago

Rip the bearings

big_gurky
1
1 week ago

Must be Russia, in the South

Terryr29
1
1 week ago

Da

axisofweasles
1
1 week ago

Nyet, tovarich.

lordfarquadd
1
1 week ago

Looks like it s built out of Kinecs.

ConfidentIssue0
1
1 week ago

I hear ya. Looks good on mobile devices.

Insert-Bane
1
1 week ago

how do you get out

xKiannn
1
1 week ago

imagine callin a uber and this shit pulls up

kellytawni
1
1 week ago

How does he get out of the car?

Vinnhia13
1
1 week ago

How do you open the doors?

JavaRDofficial
1
1 week ago

Will anyone ask how did he got inside the car?

shorttyler
1
1 week ago

Will someone please tighten those bolts?

Trev0r_P
1
1 week ago

Anybody got a spare set of 143's

KaiSimple
1
1 week ago

how dose he open the doors?

intoxicated-browsing
1
1 week ago

How do you turn?

Frantek1
1
1 week ago

He can't get out.

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1
1 week ago
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QDAWG-
1
1 week ago

How do you go over 5 mph in that thing

Civicricer
1
1 week ago

Lada SUV

MishkaBaribal
1
1 week ago

Fucking Krasnodar...

eeggrroojj
1
1 week ago

NICK SWARDSON WHEELS OF FORTUNE!!!!!!

UngregariousDame
1
1 week ago

How do you open the doors, the wheels are in the way?

Dogboy123x
1
1 week ago

It's a little loose around curves.

ActualWhiterabbit
1
1 week ago

Ridonkulous

fckinthrowuway
1
1 week ago

Gas mileage must be shit

mishka1984
1
1 week ago

Supa sweet

Coryperkin15
1
1 week ago

"I think the speedo is out but damn does it get good fuel mileage"

otters4everyone
1
1 week ago

Vaga_adrenalin? Okay. Maybe it's just me.

PizzaTimd
1
1 week ago

When you misunderstand "For the environment"

dontlickthingsconnor
1
1 week ago

Slendercar....

Mr-_-_-Pickles
1
1 week ago

how does he get out, doesnt look like the doors open all that well anymore

WhyWeStillHereBoys
1
1 week ago

How is he planning on getting out

carbongreen
1
1 week ago

I just want to see what happens when he floors it.

Ideal_Jerk
1
1 week ago

They see me rolling ....

evo_one252
1
1 week ago

cars in Atlanta

"Got dem '68s boi u ain't neva even no whip sittin on dubs lie dat boi"

gammytoes
1
1 week ago

His bearings are gonna blow in 3...2....1...

Tapsy-Turvy-Hat
1
1 week ago

Wait really?

Lil_cornilus
1
1 week ago

Wgeel

PepperJack386
1
1 week ago

The only thing I need to know is what happens when he puts his foot down.

RealSkyr0
1
1 week ago

Probably still street legal

doggie_smalls
1
1 week ago

A symbol of status

dandy2293
1
1 week ago

I do t think I’ve ever seen anything so absurd in my young life.this is fantastic 😂😂💀

TheIronHerobrine
1
1 week ago

The bigger the wheel, the faster the car

clairegsch
1
1 week ago

i- what??

waffle_king4
1
1 week ago

The tsar has returned

pinchecody
1
1 week ago

"You on your way?"

"Yeah, I'll be there in 6 hours"

olivegardengambler
1
1 week ago

Does it turn into a bottle of Kamchatka at midnight?

EncryptedAqua
1
1 week ago

I can confirm, that is not far from normal in Russia

poopthatsbeenpeedon
1
1 week ago

The turning radius on that car can be measured in continents

thatsit275
1
1 week ago

They see me rollin'...

ComputersRntGey
1
1 week ago
gsc_chris
1
1 week ago
Laprasnomore
1
1 week ago

How... how does he turn?

Bryskee
1
1 week ago

Does this count as a russian donk?

andysteve700
1
1 week ago

Its for driving over cops

thebrownesteye
1
1 week ago

what in the name of retardation

Kazoo_ma_Loo
1
1 week ago

I've always wondered, is changing the diameter of your wheel technically odometer fraud?

desrevermi
1
1 week ago

XD

Labia_Lipstick
1
1 week ago

Nice wheels dude

tdpl24
1
1 week ago

Cant beat that, shamel

SpicyMcDaddy449
1
1 week ago

Damn, nice suspension.

Sagecal
1
1 week ago

You actually can do anything in Russia but being gay.

SpreadEmBruv
1
1 week ago

How the hell would you U-turn

desrevermi
1
1 week ago

Nope. No turns whatsoever.

...ever.

flamedawg298
1
1 week ago

Tsar tank be like

Turok_1456
1
1 week ago

Ah ded moroz is coming why you not say so?

jamesdidanoopsie
1
1 week ago

we have massive wooden wheels comrade

LoneCookie
1
1 week ago
vredditshare
1
1 week ago
singingorifice
1
1 week ago

Superdonk

Aiku
1
1 week ago

Russian Amish?

desrevermi
2
1 week ago

This could be so much better if it were horse drawn.

Aiku
2
1 week ago

Or bears!

desrevermi
2
1 week ago

Or a couple rows of Cossackers 🤪👍

Aiku
1
1 week ago

I thought all Russians were Cossackers ;) Pretty sure the people in the car are a bunch of Cossackers, though.

desrevermi
1
1 week ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

drummer125
1
1 week ago

They see me rollin’

BeirutrulesMrBarnes
1
1 week ago

Check out my wagon wheels, dawg!

aceshighsays
1
1 week ago

could that be qualified as a donk?

VersedFlame
1
1 week ago

He really vibin tho.

Minxiii_
1
1 week ago

Wait wtf

gayHA1
1
1 week ago

06-08 Nissan Maxima front and a 06-08 Ford fusion rear.... Export models are cray

Gleepglorp76
1
1 week ago

swigity swooty, he comin for that bootie.

Softspokenclark
1
1 week ago

Tx reporting in, mad respect for that swinger

alienblaster48
1
1 week ago

That's cool and all but... How's he gonna get out?

a_posh_trophy
1
1 week ago
_Mental_Note_
1
1 week ago

Ok

BigLukeIsHere
1
1 week ago

How does one get in or out?

Anty_2
1
1 week ago

How’d he get in there?

EazyEl77
1
1 week ago

They see me rollin...

NoGuard74
1
1 week ago

How... How did he get in?

whatinsamhellsapuma
1
1 week ago

Do not worry comrade

injustice_done3
1
1 week ago

Why does it look like the wheels could fall off at any moment?

cosmicc
1
1 week ago

Just gonna show up r/houston like that.

BushWeedCornTrash
1
1 week ago

Needs swangers for the full effect.

TenaciousBot0
1
1 week ago

Garage54?

mspostman
1
1 week ago

They see me rollin

HaroonKausar
1
1 week ago

Its just a regular car

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1 week ago
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Crazy_Russian_Girl
1
1 week ago

Eeeyyyy

ultradip
1
1 week ago

If it were just a bit taller, you could drive over traffic.

cjreviewstf
1
1 week ago

How does it turn

hereforthekix
1
1 week ago

And the prize for the most donked donk in the land goes tooo...THAT GUY!

shneck_leader
1
1 week ago

Big enough yet

Bad_Company173
1
1 week ago

This makes ricers look like good.

AutismoTheExalted
1
1 week ago

How do you get out