Its a Tsar
I'll be back later to see your awards
You missed a k
Cyak sounds like it could be the manufacturer name of your new model...
well I just read cyka
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Ok Captain America
r/emojipolice you look like a nice guy, so I'll kindly ask to remove the emojis before I call my friends
Piss 💦 off 🖕😡
Alright, say hi to the police
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Oh no... You again!
Can you guys downvote bait somewhere else
DROP TO THE GROUND, PATHETIC SUPERVILLIAN
Hey Come back i got it
Knew it great job man
Okay, but it actually looks like the Tsar Tank
In his cariot
More like "Tsar of Churka's"
Hey now, I’m a Rock Tsar
Take my bloody upvote you madlad
Nah, I think it's a Blyatmobile.
Sure it's cool, but it needs bigger wheels.
How could you not go with Czar?
How does he enter the car?? Through the roof??
No through the back and sometimes throught the bottom.
Only on his birthday.
If he's gay he has a lot of birthdays
Багажник же есть же)))
Use more lube
(Spit mixed with nothing)
Only once. he dies in there
He was born in there
more importantly how does he steer?
I think he don't steer
Can't imagine cops' faces when they will see it approaching.
Specially on the highway at 120 km h
“Tachanka” starts playing in the background
Female classmate starts crying, because you’re safe?*
More likely Lezginka
Чем выше горы, тем ниже Приоры!
I can clearly see the doughnut shashlik falling out of the cop's hand, in slow motion.
You’re patrolling the highway on the day before retirement and you see this breaking the speed limit wyd?
The Tsar Tank, now the Tsar Car
Hach car. Not tsar. Dagestan style)
I was referencing the wheels on the Tsar Tank
And he was referencing to the minorities who behave just like black ghetto dudes.
Was he, tho?
Well he straight up said Hach, so ye, he was.
Don't show this to the folks in Houston... They'll find a way to one up it.
You’re thinking Florida, Houston likes the ones that poke out
Houston has Donks too
Why not both
then you’re skipping right over New Orleans Louisiana
This was the comment I was looking for 😂😂
H-TINE HOL’ IT DINE
Rim spokes made from bull horns
Trash in trash out
That looks rickety as hell for something made in Russia
Really. Soviet engineering tended towards the overbuilt end of the spectrum. This looks like it could fail at any moment and I wouldn't want to be near it when it did.
Soviet engineering also often flirted with "so big it doesn't work" more often than it should have. My favourite example is the world's largest telescope: downwind of the Caucasus mountains so the conditions weren't great, made of shit glass and besides all that so freaking large that the mirror would take three days to cool down to ambient temperature for the night.
When transistor electronics were still a new thing, Soviet engineers would joke that "Soviet had the best microchips because they are the biggest"
I have a couple of Soviet film cameras. Unlike the German cameras they copied that discreetly click, they make an extremely loud clunk. Not good for candid photos, which is probably just what the KGB ordered.
Also not good for taking any long exposures. Unless there is a mirror lock, which I doubt.
This car would have the turning radius of my grandmother’s wheelchair
Cant wheel chairs turn on the spot?
Yep. They can do all sorts of stunts including spinning in place.
Just ask them before you do this
But would you do it with your grandma on it?
Why not? You have to if you are in a bus or something.
In the no nut month of the year? I bet you I would not.
amount of votka is proly the same in both, too
The..... Tsar Ridar?
Vladdy Long Legs
Seems oddly familiar
Oh this is from my town actually. The guy made it so he could drive turned upside down. There are videos of that its pretty cool.
So maybe link one? All we have is your anecdote.
And my history))
Anyway here is the link
And my axe!
For a moment I thought that helicopter had the Adidas stripes on it 😅
This reminds me of Garage 54, they do similarly weird car mods/experiments, but with an English translation voiceover.
Why would anyone want to drive upside down?
first of all how dare u
Now stance it to shit.
Since the circumstance circumference of the tire is much larger than the stock tire, will the odometer be forever inaccurate?
Edit: damn autocorrect
“stance” wait, what?
And what gear do you drive in? That would get going really fast would it not?
No, it would get going really slow. Imagine the tires on a car connecting to the ground as a set of gears. When you have large tires such as this, you have to spin the wheel more to complete one revolution, than if you had a smaller wheel.
But it would have a high top speed I'm thinking
Just going off my basic physics knowledge, I don't think it would. If it was sturdily built, it would have insane torque, but low speed. Again, gearing ratios. I could be wrong though.
Edit: I was in fact wrong, check /u/ItsTheJoker's comment.
It's the other way around. Big wheels like this equals low torque, but high rate of speed; you have to put a lot of effort into getting them turning, but if you can get them turning (and it's solidly built) then it covers a lot of ground in one revolution, so it will go faster.
Aye, I was hoping someone would correct me. Thanks sir.
Great discussion folks!
Na. They just throw on the mini tires for a few miles to balance it out.
UMMMM, how do you open the doors?
You simply shout at the car «Блядт вы сука!» and it will open a secret compartment underneath for you to squat into.
That is the most plausible answer I have not heard yet.
You made a little mistake, "вы" is too formal to shout at a car, it should be "ты" lol
Yes, I know that there's only one "you" in English, but in Russian, and in some (or maybe many - I'm not an expert) other languages there are different words for "you". For example you would use "ты" while talking to a friend or in some other informal environment, and "вы" would be used in a formal setting or while showing that you respect the person you're talking with (for example, an old person).
Thank you so much for the clarification because I’m actually learning Russian and little details like this absolutely matter. <3
Вы is also used when talking to a group of people.
Ladder to get through the sun roof
You turn the steering wheel to the right.
What is this turn you speak of? That'd be some real r/blackmagicfuckery.
Thank you, my thought exactly. 146 point turn.
When you get your tax return
Reminds me of Huge from Battlebots.
Ahh yes... r/battlebots
The structural integrity of that shit is so fucked, if he went anywhere above 10 mph, the whole thing would collapse
This should be on r/sweatypalms
Damn, those 22's? Nope 72's.
Given the way that was wobbling I imagine it falling apart if he tried to go above 5mph or even turned a corner
Tsar Tank: Electric Boogaloo
Instead of 4 wheel drive this thing has 9 wheel drive
That insta plug on the back
Donk has hit another level
Those wheels are unbalanced and wobbly as fuck. Good luck taking that piece of garbage over 2mph.
Looks like he successfully took it to 3mph!
What did it cost him...?
Oh, wait... communism...
What did it cost us, comrade?
wow russia up donked a donk
Donks are everywhere.
This car would win Donk Contest.
The mega donk.
Moscow to Warsaw in 1 tank
I wanna see the pedals floored.
The faithful lada, 1912 edition
Pulling up to my homies block with this
nvm the road, what about the car?
The Tsar tank is finally here
Must be Russia, in the bathroom?”
Wonder what gearing they're running....
Just when I thought the stupid wheel thing has reached its limit, I get proved wrong.
As this awesome spectacle progresses, The Foo Fighters' "There Goes My Hero" plays in the background.
Yo that's a fucking Lotus Carlton
That's a Lada Priora
Awe okay, I was really hoping it was a Carlton.
Where do I buy?
ok so my question is...i see all these videos of stupid things.
i assume not all in russia, but maybe a lot
are there no police in russia or do they just not care?
Russia’s a skeleton!
This is why I don't use Uber
I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this in certain neighborhoods yet.
How the fuck does he even get in?
How to get out 🤔
If you can do it should DEFINITELY do it.
Once you're in, you can't get out.
How does he open the doors to get in and out?
Rip the bearings
Must be Russia, in the South
Looks like it s built out of Kinecs.
I hear ya. Looks good on mobile devices.
how do you get out
imagine callin a uber and this shit pulls up
How does he get out of the car?
How do you open the doors?
Will anyone ask how did he got inside the car?
Will someone please tighten those bolts?
Anybody got a spare set of 143's
how dose he open the doors?
How do you turn?
He can't get out.
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How do you go over 5 mph in that thing
NICK SWARDSON WHEELS OF FORTUNE!!!!!!
How do you open the doors, the wheels are in the way?
It's a little loose around curves.
Gas mileage must be shit
"I think the speedo is out but damn does it get good fuel mileage"
Vaga_adrenalin? Okay. Maybe it's just me.
When you misunderstand "For the environment"
how does he get out, doesnt look like the doors open all that well anymore
How is he planning on getting out
I just want to see what happens when he floors it.
They see me rolling ....
cars in Atlanta
"Got dem '68s boi u ain't neva even no whip sittin on dubs lie dat boi"
His bearings are gonna blow in 3...2....1...
The only thing I need to know is what happens when he puts his foot down.
Probably still street legal
A symbol of status
I do t think I’ve ever seen anything so absurd in my young life.this is fantastic 😂😂💀
The bigger the wheel, the faster the car
The tsar has returned
"You on your way?"
"Yeah, I'll be there in 6 hours"
Does it turn into a bottle of Kamchatka at midnight?
I can confirm, that is not far from normal in Russia
The turning radius on that car can be measured in continents
They see me rollin'...
How... how does he turn?
Does this count as a russian donk?
Its for driving over cops
what in the name of retardation
I've always wondered, is changing the diameter of your wheel technically odometer fraud?
Nice wheels dude
Cant beat that, shamel
Damn, nice suspension.
You actually can do anything in Russia but being gay.
How the hell would you U-turn
Nope. No turns whatsoever.
Tsar tank be like
Ah ded moroz is coming why you not say so?
we have massive wooden wheels comrade
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This could be so much better if it were horse drawn.
Or a couple rows of Cossackers 🤪👍
I thought all Russians were Cossackers ;)
Pretty sure the people in the car are a bunch of Cossackers, though.
They see me rollin’
Check out my wagon wheels, dawg!
could that be qualified as a donk?
He really vibin tho.
06-08 Nissan Maxima front and a 06-08 Ford fusion rear.... Export models are cray
swigity swooty, he comin for that bootie.
Tx reporting in, mad respect for that swinger
That's cool and all but... How's he gonna get out?
Relevant Chris Rock
How does one get in or out?
How’d he get in there?
They see me rollin...
How... How did he get in?
Do not worry comrade
Why does it look like the wheels could fall off at any moment?
Just gonna show up r/houston like that.
Needs swangers for the full effect.
They see me rollin
Its just a regular car
If it were just a bit taller, you could drive over traffic.
How does it turn
And the prize for the most donked donk in the land goes tooo...THAT GUY!
Big enough yet
This makes ricers look like good.
How do you get out